Celebs Out & About: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West In Paris

It’s beginning to dawn on most bloggers that Kim Kadashian’s relationship with music producer Kanye West may be fake, but she refuses to let the blogs win. Kardashian, 32, squeezed her growing baby bump into a bright red maxi dress while posing for photo ops with sperm donor Kanye in Paris, France today.
Photos: INFphotos.com

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    473 Responses to “Celebs Out & About: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian”

    1. 1
      MsLolo says:

      Ye looks so unenthused.

    2. 2
      Unshakable says:

      I love that dress on Kim. Not too fond of the Spanx like contraption she has going on under it though. :no: Reminds me of Beywolf’s fold-a-baby bump she had on with that wrap looking dress.

    3. 3
      AlluringlySweet says:

      Ye looking “dis bish done brought her azz to Paris…..dayum”. Welp you broke it you buy it.

    4. 4
      EyesofScorpio says:

      Kanye always looks so unhappy.

    5. 5
      tellem says:

      He looks like he does not want to be with her :no:

    6. 6
      MsLolo says:

      I wonder if he still thinks she’s so beautiful :thinking:

    7. 7
      Unshakable says:

      @Key Lolo,

      Girl, he looks like, “Nights like this, I wish raindrops would fall.”

      Looking like he just found out that someone is prettier and more narcissistic than he is. :hahaha:

    8. 8
      Unshakable says:

      @Key Lolo,

      Girl, he looks like, “Nights like this, I wish raindrops would fall.”

      Looking like he just found out that someone is prettier and more narcissistic than he is. :hahaha:

    9. 9

      There she blowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws :shock: and Kanya looks sad

    10. 10
      Sandra Rose says:

      AlluringlySweet says:

      Ye looking “dis bish done brought her azz to Paris…..dayum”. Welp you broke it you buy it.
      _______________

      :hahaha:

    11. 11
      luVn_liFe... says:

      :scared:
      ERmmah
      Kim is scary

    12. 12
      MsLolo says:

      @Unshakable It is so sad…his fantasy seems to have become a nightmare.

    13. 13
      Victoria says:

      I’ve never seen Kanye look so unhappy. He never smiles in her presence. I wonder if he feels trapped poor guy.

    14. 14

      Luvyn :waves: :pizza: <<< really Ribs

    15. 15
      Victoria says:

      Maybe the condom broke…

    16. 16

      The face of Kanye, is the face of man resigned to the fact that life as he knew it is over.

    17. 17
      Who Dat says:

      Welp you broke it you buy it.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Ray Gay said he broke it…in

    18. 18
      Nakeya_j says:

      I thought pregnant people were not allowed to fly? No?

    19. 19

      Kim is so beautiful. I hope ol crazy azz Kanye don’t ruin her. She still looks caught up in this relationship.

    20. 20
      luVn_liFe... says:

      jenie :hi:
      RIBS U say . . I just had a bland tkyBurGeR :(

    21. 21
      goat76 says:

      Since Kim can’t fit “The Black Pants”, Kanye gets to wear them the rest of the summer.

    22. 22
      luVn_liFe... says:

      I hope ol crazy azz Kanye don’t ruin her.
      :eek:

    23. 23
      Gigi26 says:

      The face of Kanye, is the face of man resigned to the fact that life as he knew it is over.
      ———————–

      :yes:

      I don’t feel sorry for him one bit..

    24. 24

      Keya They don’t recommend it :shrugs: but folks do it all the time. I though you shouldn’t fly in your 8 mnth though :thinking:

    25. 25
      luVn_liFe... says:

      goat76 says:

      Since Kim can’t fit “The Black Pants”, Kanye gets to wear them the rest of the summer.
      O
      M
      G
      FuGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GOAT!!!!!!!
      :ghost:

    26. 26
      FuturedocDonte says:

      Maybe the condom broke…
      ——–
      Narcissists don’t wear condoms :nono: :lol:

    27. 27
      Milky says:

      Ye lookin like shait i should of hit it first and let some otha ninja deal with this fat bish! she is gettin huge, which should happen while ur preggers, but damn kim :shocked:

    28. 28
      Who Dat says:

      his fantasy seems to have become a nightmare.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She’s just a fantasy
      Image in a magazine
      I’ve seen the face before
      Her body walks out of my door

      *Running Mayne* :danban:

    29. 29
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      :huh:

    30. 30
      San says:

      @KIM Hey Big Mama :hi:

    31. 31

      Luvyn cooked some Turkey burgers the other day, and them joints was seasoned to perfection :yes:

    32. 32
      Who Dat says:

      Since Kim can’t fit “The Black Pants”, Kanye gets to wear them the rest of the summer.

      BYE :kona:

    33. 33
      FuturedocDonte says:

      What’s the point in wearing tight azz pants only to put on a long shirt :mad:

    34. 34
      San says:

      This spreading of the hips is one of the reasons I’m scared to have kids…

    35. 35
      Miany says:

      Who Dat says:
      Welp you broke it you buy it.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Ray Gay said he broke it…in
      :lol:

    36. 36
      Bombshell Esq says:

      LAWD GAWD!!!!! GOAT & AlluringlySweet :dead: :ghost: :rofl:

    37. 37
      luVn_liFe... says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:They don’t recommend it but folks do it all the time. I though you shouldn’t fly in your 8 mnth though
      ~
      ~
      they Prolly got some type of plastic surgery procedure,etc.to Plug her up and be great :happy:

    38. 38
      MsLolo says:

      I thought pregnant people were not allowed to fly? No?

      *****
      That crosses my mind everytime she’s in a different part of the world.
      They don’t see each other often and he doesn’t seem interested enough to hold her hand or even pay her anymind as if she were a stranger keeping pace with him on the street. I know if my ass were pregnant you will be holding my hand and giving me 1000% of your attention

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      NaijaGal says:

      Welp you broke it you buy it.
      ================
      I said this in my oriental :tea: voice :lol:

    41. 41
      Milky says:

      @kim K who hurt u?

    42. 42

      @SAN
      “This spreading of the hips is one of the reasons I’m scared to have kids…”
      ___________

      That COULD be a good thing!
      :thumbsup:

    43. 43
      Who Dat says:

      @KDUB

      Watch it!

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      What I say? :shrug:

    44. 44
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Preggo folks can fly. Docs just dont advise it past so many weeks. Nodboy wants to be dealing with your labor at 35k feet. :no:

      But she sint due until June? July? And she is prolly traveling private. With medical.

    45. 45
      MissTaken says:

      Before I pair on them from downstairs:
      @Naija: So is you saying DWade wears MAC Lipglass?

      Im watching the HEAT do the media blitz after Practice . .
      BOsH said . . “He’s a human being. It’s not like he has 2 heads or anything.”
      ———-
      :stop: that would jus make your day wouldn’t it? If he had two heads? Then you could suck both of ‘em?
      by luVn_liFe… on Apr 30, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    46. 46
      AlluringlySweet says:

      Kris Jenner is his baby’s grandmother….life as he known it is officially over….

    47. 47

      @K DUB
      Welp you broke it you buy it.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Ray Gay said he broke it…in
      ___________

      :nono:
      :rules:

    48. 48
      San says:

      Man, I just don’t care

      That COULD be a good thing!
      ———————
      Or the beginning of the end :|

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      This spreading of the hips is one of the reasons I’m scared to have kids…
      ______

      Aww. Dont be. I have seen preganncy work wonders on a too slim body. Conversly if its in your genetic code to be shaped a certain way, just dont gain too much weight.

      Breatsfeeding and the actual giving birth part with shed many, many pounds.

    50. 50
      goat76 says:

      It look like they don’t even talk to each other…lol

      Kanye gonna kill himself when he finds out they having triplets because of those fertility pills.

    51. 51
      EyesofScorpio says:

      oh, I forgot to say hi Sandra :hi:

    52. 52
      MissTaken says:

      @Key Lolo,
      Girl, he looks like, “Nights like this, I wish raindrops would fall.”
      Looking like he just found out that someone is prettier and more narcissistic than he is.
      by Unshakable on Apr 30, 2013 at 12:58 pm
      ———_
      Kick Unshake in the back :lol: You get outta here nah! and take your comment with you

    53. 53
      GAGIRL87 says:

      Kim looks miserable and so does Kanye :( Becareful who you have kids by b/c that person will be in your life FOREVER :facepalm:

    54. 54
      San says:

      Aww. Dont be. I have seen preganncy work wonders on a too slim body. Conversly if its in your genetic code to be shaped a certain way, just dont gain too much weight.

      Breatsfeeding and the actual giving birth part with shed many, many pounds.
      __________
      Who slim?? :wail: I always told myself with these genes I WILL HAVE to workout & Breastfeed

    55. 55
      OutsidetheBox says:

      likeCaesar says:

      LOL @ you faux religious zealouts who have never even read the bible cover to cover and cherry pick scriptures to believe in and follow…
      __________

      Why not just join the convo and say what you gotta say? Putting people down sounds like youre well-versed in the word.

      And aint even got the balls of Jesus to @em or dap em®.

      Caesar liked boys..

      __________________

      I want a damned response. :waiting:

    56. 56
      jazi65 says:

      somewhere reggie bush is :haha: at kanye

    57. 57
      Miany says:

      goat76 says:
      It look like they don’t even talk to each other…lol
      Kanye gonna kill himself when he finds out they having triplets because of those fertility pills.
      ^^ :lol: YUP! That’s what he get fuxxin with the Kumtrashians

    58. 58

      @SAN
      This spreading of the hips is one of the reasons I’m scared to have kids…
      ______

      “Aww. Dont be. I have seen preganncy work wonders on a too slim body. Blah Blah Blah…”-OTB
      _______________________
      :yes:
      :thumbsup:

      Make a bean pole chick thick with azz!

    59. 59
      MissTaken says:

      The face of Kanye, is the face of man resigned to the fact that life as he knew it is over.
      by Man, I just don’t care™ on Apr 30, 2013 at 1:02 pm
      —–
      Serious question: Why is he so sad if he is with his “perfect girl” …and yours? Maybe all that glitters really is dry?

    60. 60
      San says:

      likeCaesar says:

      LOL @ you faux religious zealouts who have never even read the bible cover to cover and cherry pick scriptures to believe in and follow…
      ————-
      :tea: Yea I saw this :huh:

    61. 61

      :hahaha: at the damn look on Ye’s face in that 1st pic! :rofl:

    62. 62
      LadieLeo says:

      :hi:

    63. 63
      LadieLeo says:

      Serious question: Why is he so sad if he is with his “perfect girl” …and yours? Maybe all that glitters really is dry?

      ********************
      :dead:

    64. 64

      @MIANY
      “YUP! That’s what he get fuxxin with the Kumtrashians”
      __________________

      :stop:

      :no:

    65. 65
      luVn_liFe... says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      likeCaesar says:

      LOL @ you faux religious zealouts who have never even read the bible cover to cover and cherry pick scriptures to believe in and follow…
      __________

      Why not just join the convo and say what you gotta say? Putting people down sounds like youre well-versed in the word.

      And aint even got the balls of Jesus to @em or dap em®.

      Caesar liked boys..

      __________________

      I want a damned response
      :eek:

      :huh:

    66. 66
      Milky says:

      :hug: @ladieleo

    67. 67
      Bombshell Esq says:

      San says:

      This spreading of the hips is one of the reasons I’m scared to have kids…

      ——————————————

      Girl don’t be.. I’m 4 months pregnant with twins and I’ve only gained 8lbs so far… If you’re in shape before pregnancy most likely you will have a healthly pregnancy weight gain that will drop off after you give birth… If yo’ hip ‘posed to spread ain’t chit u can do about it it’s in ya genes :tea: :pray: Thank Gawd nothing ain’t spread on me… yet :crying:

    68. 68
      Who Dat says:

      Sorry @Man. About your BM. My bad

      :coffee:

    69. 69
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Serious question: Why is he so sad if he is with his “perfect girl”
      @MissTaKen

      Cause Kim is the “perfect BicTH!” his lyrics said Notthing bout Girl :tea:

    70. 70
      Milky says:

      is kim having a litter? that is going to be one big baby!!

    71. 71
      Miany says:

      San says:
      likeCaesar says:
      LOL @ you faux religious zealouts who have never even read the bible cover to cover and cherry pick scriptures to believe in and follow…
      ————-
      Yea I saw this
      ^^^ I didn’t see it the first time.. now that yall mentioned it, still don’t see it :tea:

    72. 72
      LadieLeo says:

      :happy: Milky…..how’s it going :)

    73. 73
      MissTaken says:

      Since Kim can’t fit “The Black Pants”, Kanye gets to wear them the rest of the summer.
      by goat76 on Apr 30, 2013 at 1:04 pm
      ——
      :ghost: devastation to the nation

    74. 74

      @MISS TAKEN
      “The face of Kanye, is the face of man resigned to the fact that life as he knew it is over.
      by Man, I just don’t care™ on Apr 30, 2013 at 1:02 pm
      —–
      Serious question: Why is he so sad if he is with his “perfect girl” …and yours? Maybe all that glitters really is dry?

      _____________

      Because she is PREGNANT!!! All them hormones and chit she got goin on. Craving and chit.

      She prolly driving that nigga wild right now. You know Kanye ain’t used to this kind of chit.

      And the “Dry Kim” cracks have expired at this point. She’s about to be a mother, let’s show some re-SPECK in here.
      :coffee:

    75. 75
      San says:

      Girl don’t be.. I’m 4 months pregnant with twins and I’ve only gained 8lbs so far… If you’re in shape before pregnancy most likely you will have a healthly pregnancy weight gain that will drop off after you give birth… If yo’ hip ‘posed to spread ain’t chit u can do about it it’s in ya genes Thank Gawd nothing ain’t spread on me… yet
      ——————
      Ohhh you good,8lbs only you say. :thumbsup:

      If yo’ hip ‘posed to spread ain’t chit u can do about it it’s in ya genes <—- Made me :( tho

    76. 76
      OutsidetheBox says:

      :cuss: I just wrote a great response to get you knocked up @San. Fukking browser!

      Anyhow, that hour glass gravi is giving you away, boo. With moderate effort you can return to pre-baby glory. :yes:

    77. 77
      luVn_liFe... says:

      I’m 4 months pregnant with twins and I’ve only gained 8lbs so far… If you’re in shape before pregnancy most likely you will have a healthly pregnancy weight gain that will drop off after you give birth
      ~
      ~
      A dew Yrs ago when i “Thought” I wanted and was gonna have summore babies,I worked out and got real lean :tea:

      yeah ur right bout that

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      that_VA_thickchick says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      likeCaesar says:

      LOL @ you faux religious zealouts who have never even read the bible cover to cover and cherry pick scriptures to believe in and follow…
      __________

      Why not just join the convo and say what you gotta say? Putting people down sounds like youre well-versed in the word.

      And aint even got the balls of Jesus to @em or dap em®.

      Caesar liked boys..
      __________
      :newbie: <—Really says I love OTB!

    80. 80
      OutsidetheBox says:

      HEY LEO! :wave:

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      San says:

      And the “Dry Kim” cracks have expired at this point. She’s about to be a mother, let’s show some re-SPECK in here.
      ————–
      :lol:

    82. 82

      San says:

      This spreading of the hips is one of the reasons I’m scared to have kids
      _____________________________

      my azz and thighs were nice before, but now their HUGE so are the girls :yes:

      haven’t had any complaints :thumbsup: somethings that women waste their time worrying about MEN COULD ACTUALLY CARE LESS ABOUT.

    83. 83

      Poor Kanye. Come hither boo. Come lay on my bosoms!

      :boobs:

      :hug:

      I can make your life better than what it is. All I ask is that you pay off my truck. It’s only a few thousand left on it. After that bew, I’m yours forever!

      :happy:

    84. 84
      MissTaken says:

      She prolly driving that nigga wild right now. You know Kanye ain’t used to this kind of chit.
      And the “Dry Kim” cracks have expired at this point. She’s about to be a mother, let’s show some re-SPECK in here
      by Man, I just don’t care™ on Apr 30, 2013 at 1:19 pm
      —–
      :nono: dry jokes will never end (future voice) I do not talk about her weight or the baby ever out of respect. I am classy like that :grin:

    85. 85
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      LadieLeo says:

      And the “Dry Kim” cracks have expired at this point. She’s about to be a mother, let’s show some re-SPECK in here.

      **********************
      anybody else momma in here can be drug so Ion see how that heffa (not calling her a cow) is any different :tea:

    87. 87
      luVn_liFe... says:

      And the “Dry Kim” cracks have expired

      Lets hope her Dryness HAS Gotten better . . . Po lil baby is gonna have skid marks and rug burns all ova they body . . .

      :(

    88. 88

      San :hug: Looking good in that gravie baby :thumbsup:

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      San says:

      @Pickachu

      haven’t had any complaints somethings that women waste their time worrying about MEN COULD ACTUALLY CARE LESS ABOUT.
      ————
      You right. I asked my bros about stretch marks before, they were like ain’t that about of life? :tea:

    90. 90
      OutsidetheBox says:

      If yo’ hip ‘posed to spread ain’t chit u can do about it it’s in ya genes Thank Gawd nothing ain’t spread on me… yet
      __________

      Hips spreading is by a higher design. How else you get a watermelon out a small ass hole. :huh: :heart:

      Now God aint say keep that extra cheesecake on your hips. Thats gluttony. :nono:

    91. 91
      LadieLeo says:

      :waves: OTB

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      AlluringlySweet says:

      I carried mine in my hips and butt. when I parked in the pregnancy spaces folks used to look at me like u know your fat azz need to walk. I looked like a true pear…with a small gut. :( She did me wrong.

    93. 93
      Milky says:

      let’s show some re-SPECK in here.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      this from the man that calls everyone hoes!

    94. 94

      LadieLeo says:

      And the “Dry Kim” cracks have expired at this point. She’s about to be a mother, let’s show some re-SPECK in here.
      **********************
      anybody else momma in here can be drug so Ion see how that heffa (not calling her a cow) is any different
      ___________________________

      She is not with her big fat azz :tea:

    95. 95

      :no: Smh at the common birds in here disrespecting Kim. I’m sure calling Kim “dry” is something Michelle Obama or Oprah would say.

      For shame on most of yall, for shame. Some of yall hoes ain’t chit, I swear.

      :coffee:

    96. 96
      cocosilk73 says:

      Right now, Kayne is probably thinking how to contact Maury to get a paternity test in private….

    97. 97
      MissTaken says:

      Kanye looks like if he could he would break out in a run and never look back :(

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      San says:

      I just wrote a great response to get you knocked up @San. Fukking browser!

      Anyhow, that hour glass gravi is giving you away, boo. With moderate effort you can return to pre-baby glory.
      —————–
      :lol: See this support already :kiss: I’ll give a report in 5 more years :tea:

    99. 99
      LadieLeo says:

      Hey Baby Momma…it’s been a while so I don’t have any wisecracks but I sho do miss you. How’s it going :kiss: :love:

    100. 100
      luVn_liFe... says:

      San says:

      @Pickachu

      haven’t had any complaints somethings that women waste their time worrying about MEN COULD ACTUALLY CARE LESS ABOUT.
      ————
      You right. I asked my bros about stretch marks before, they were like ain’t that about of life?
      ~
      ~
      Katt Williams did a skit bout this,Real Niggas and BiSSh niggas :lol:

    101. 101
      luVn_liFe... says:

      San says:

      @Pickachu

      haven’t had any complaints somethings that women waste their time worrying about MEN COULD ACTUALLY CARE LESS ABOUT.
      ————
      You right. I asked my bros about stretch marks before, they were like ain’t that about of life?
      ~
      ~
      Katt Williams did a skit bout this,Real Niggas and BiSSh niggas :lol:

    102. 102

      @MILKY
      “let’s show some re-SPECK in here.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      this from the man that calls everyone hoes!
      _______________

      I say that chit in a respectful way! :mad:

    103. 103

      Question has anyone ever had the solar nails :tea: what’s the difference from solar and gel ?

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      San says:

      @Jenie :kiss: Thanks :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      VA :lol: Betta gone. :karate: Everybody in there just a chatting then he come in there with that vague ass detractionary point.

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      Before I was pregnant I was muscle. Not the body building man muscle, just toned. When I got pregnant, I lossed the bit of ass I had and my :boobs: expanded like balloons. So did my nose.

      After pregnancy I was a stick for 2 years. I had only breast fed for 3 weeks.

    107. 107
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      Milky says:

      Some of yall hoes ain’t chit, I swear.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      :dead: lawd sandrablog jeebus take me now!!! :nun:

    109. 109
      OutsidetheBox says:

      somethings that women waste their time worrying about MEN COULD ACTUALLY CARE LESS ABOUT.
      ________

      Lord if that aint the truth.

    110. 110

      Do my eyes decieve me? :shocked:

      Was that my LadieLeo? :happy:

      *pop from Color Purple* Well I’ll be damned the dead has arisen! :lol:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      San says:

      Ohhh you good,8lbs only you say.
      ——————————–

      :yes: 8.8lbs on the dot…. :yahoo: I’m assuming I’ll gain 20-30lbs when the babies start to get bigger but that will all be “baby weight” that will come off quickly… & I’ll snap back in no time :nun:

    112. 112

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Before I was pregnant I was muscle. Not the body building man muscle, just toned. When I got pregnant, I lossed the bit of ass I had and my expanded like balloons. So did my nose.
      _________________

      I grew a :buttshake: then soon as I had my daughter the azz was gone withing a week :sad:

    113. 113
      Milky says:

      I say that chit in a respectful way!

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      :kiss: @ man

    114. 114
      LadieLeo says:

      :waves: Jenie, girl this my last week of the semester…I’m so tired. How’s it going?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      She did me wrong.
      __________

      :rofl: :heart:

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      Who Dat says:

      Kanye gonna kill himself when he finds out they having triplets because of those fertility pills.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Ye aint gonna off himself. He gonna make us suffer through ALOT more weird azz records/songs.

      Lets give it for the aysholes… :danban:

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      MissTaken says:

      @MILKY
      “let’s show some re-SPECK in here.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      this from the man that calls everyone hoes!
      _______________
      I say that chit in a respectful way!
      by Man, I just don’t care™ on Apr 30, 2013 at 1:24 pm
      —————
      Reminds me of the Chris Rock HBO special when he talks about women dancing to offensive rap lyrics cause they ain’t talking about me
      :danban1: <—- Me dancing when man calls people hoes cause he ain't talking to me :lol:

    118. 118
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Right now, Kayne is probably thinking how to contact Maury to get a paternity test in private….
      _________

      :hi: He can go to the drugstore. I helped my homeboy with his son. Got the boy on a weekend visit calling me up tombout can I help? :eek:

      :facepalm:

      SN: He was the father. Which i told him before he bought the test!

    119. 119
      LadieLeo says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      Do my eyes decieve me?

      Was that my LadieLeo?

      *pop from Color Purple* Well I’ll be damned the dead has arisen!

      *************************
      New systems and ish….trying to do classwork in my spare time…..it’s been crazy without my Roses and Thorns…I’ve been so extra petty in real life!

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      LadieLeo says:

      Jenie, girl this my last week of the semester…I’m so tired. How’s it going?
      __________________

      My last class tonight, :danban: for this class, next week my capp stone :yes: Hang in there suga :hug: Not gone lie though sick of damn school :rolleyes: seriously

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      puppylove says:

      Lets hope her Dryness HAS Gotten better . . . Po lil baby is gonna have skid marks and rug burns all ova they body . . .
      ——————–
      Cant stop :rofl: at this

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      goat76 says:

      Dis cracka, RITTZ is snapping hard. I’ll be picking this up after work today.

      Fcuk da Rookie of the Year,
      Bish Ima future Hall of Famer,

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      luVn_liFe… says:

      San says:

      @Pickachu

      haven’t had any complaints somethings that women waste their time worrying about MEN COULD ACTUALLY CARE LESS ABOUT.
      ————
      You right. I asked my bros about stretch marks before, they were like ain’t that about of life?
      ~
      ~
      Katt Williams did a skit bout this,Real Niggas and BiSSh niggas
      ________________________

      :rofl: i remember that shyt. REAL NIGGAHS DONT CARE IF A BISH GOT STRETCH MARKS.. chile HE was on point with that one

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      He can go to the drugstore. I helped my homeboy with his son. Got the boy on a weekend visit calling me up tombout can I help?

      SN: He was the father. Which i told him before he bought the test!

      ____________

      ALWAYS TEST!!! ALWAYS TEST!!!!!
      :yes:

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      VDot says:

      Kanye looks downright miserable. Kim too.

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      Miany says:

      When I get preggars I’d like some hips and azz and I don’t want them ole vanish after giving birth hips :nono: I want them to stick around.

    127. 127

      Goat :huh: what you talm bout

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      San says:

      I lossed the bit of ass I had and my expanded like balloons. So did my nose
      ———-
      I aint never heard of losing ass :lol: I think I would be mad

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      LadieLeo says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      LadieLeo says:

      Jenie, girl this my last week of the semester…I’m so tired. How’s it going?
      __________________

      My last class tonight, for this class, next week my capp stone Hang in there suga Not gone lie though sick of damn school seriously
      ****************
      I have my capstone next summer then I’ll be done for a while I suppose…I’m too old for this ish.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :wail: I thought I had big titties for years. Nope! Soon as I lost weight the DDs bid me adieu. :cry:

      I still lust after halter tops. But I can wear backless now so give and take I guess. *sads*

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      haven’t had any complaints somethings that women waste their time worrying about MEN COULD ACTUALLY CARE LESS ABOUT.
      ————
      You right. I asked my bros about stretch marks before, they were like ain’t that about of life?
      _________

      I was well into my 20’s before I even knew what a stretch mark was. :shrugs:

      Chit, half the time that mean she got azz! :yes:

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      goat76 says:

      Bombshell Esq says:
      I’ll snap back in no time :nun:

      ———————
      I got that SnapTrapBack Jumping bish *TIP Voice*

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      Milky says:

      stretch marks… either yo azz was smaller and got bigger or you were bigger and got smaller. Katt was hilarious on this shait here!

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      LadieLeo says:

      ALWAYS TEST!!! ALWAYS TEST!!!!!

      ***************************
      my lil brother supposedly got a package coming. I told my ma do yall baby boy a favor and get him that test for the baby shower….you can’t trust them hoes…. :no:

    135. 135

      Miany says:

      When I get preggars I’d like some hips and azz and I don’t want them ole vanish after giving birth hips I want them to stick around.
      _____________________

      Only thing that stuck around was them damn :boobs: and I was trying my hardest to dry that milk up with some damn cabbage leaves :no: Big boobs was hurting my back :crying:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      goat76 says:

      Bombshell Esq says:
      I’ll snap back in no time :nun:

      ———————
      I got that SnapTrapBack Jumping bish *TIP Voice*

      ——————————-

      Sho’ nuff pa’tna *TIP voice* :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Dis cracka, RITTZ
      __________

      Say word. Thx Bro. :pc:

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      NaijaGal says:

      JENIE – I did them and the only difference to me was it cost me more money

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      MissTaken says:

      SN: He was the father. Which i told him before he bought the test!
      by OutsidetheBox on Apr 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm
      ———
      :thinking: I am not sure if I trust these take home tests yet. I thought about taking one for fun with my own kids. But then what if it came out wrong and said they weren’t mine. Be done left my kids at Eddie Long church and :steer: started a whole new life over a recall issue

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      LadieLeo says:

      I was well into my 20?s before I even knew what a stretch mark was.

      Chit, half the time that mean she got azz
      *****************
      *in my Katt Wms voice* nah that mean she was small and got big or was big and got small

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      I was well into my 20?s before I even knew what a stretch mark was.

      Chit, half the time that mean she got azz!
      —-
      Not if them stretch marks in the front. She might have a booty-do :nono:

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      goat76 says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Goat :huh: what you talm bout
      ———————
      Oh, this whiteboy rapper named RITTZ. His album dropped today. I was watching his video on youtube

      RITTZ- Like I Am

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      eastpointvet says:

      cant wait to see what this kid looks like

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      San says:

      I was well into my 20?s before I even knew what a stretch mark was.

      Chit, half the time that mean she got azz!
      ——————-
      :lol: TRUTH

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      LadieLeo says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      LadieLeo says:
      Jenie, girl this my last week of the semester…I’m so tired. How’s it going?
      __________________
      My last class tonight, for this class, next week my capp stone Hang in there suga Not gone lie though sick of damn school seriously
      ****************
      I have my capstone next summer then I’ll be done for a while I suppose…I’m too old for this ish.
      ________________

      Never to old to learn :hug: but lawd hunny I’m at I don’t give a fawk mode seriously, everything about school is annoying me, but it gotta get done though :tea: so I will deal

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      Milky says:

      well when this ghetto bird has the grandtwins. I will be in there swabbing they azzes soon as they are born. I dont want to get attached if they are not my grandgirls!!!

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      San says:

      I lossed the bit of ass I had and my expanded like balloons. So did my nose
      ———-
      I aint never heard of losing ass I think I would be mad
      ———-
      San, my azz was flat as an ironing board! I worked on it and got more back :D

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      NaijaGal says:

      JENIE – I did them and the only difference to me was it cost me more money
      _________________

      So it’s the same process :thinking: did they last longer ?

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      @LADIE LEO
      “I was well into my 20?s before I even knew what a stretch mark was.

      Chit, half the time that mean she got azz
      *****************
      *in my Katt Wms voice* nah that mean she was small and got big or was big and got small

      __________

      Either way, half the time they got azz! :yes:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      LadieLeo says:

      I was well into my 20?s before I even knew what a stretch mark was.

      Chit, half the time that mean she got azz
      *****************
      *in my Katt Wms voice* nah that mean she was small and got big or was big and got small

      —————————

      :rofl: I died @ this chit when I watched his comedy special… I miss Kat Williams’ stupid azz :rofl: DRUGS ARE BAD MMMKKAAAYYY :no:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Never to old to learn but lawd hunny I’m at I don’t give a fawk mode seriously, everything about school is annoying me, but it gotta get done though so I will deal

      ******************
      I might not be too old to learn but I’m sho too old to retain…….I was in :crying: cause I thought I was gonna get a B in one of my classes. I was :mad: at myself for being so extra.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      You aint chit. Not eddie long church. Lord :wail: :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I will be in there swabbing they azzes soon as they are born
      ___________

      :rofl: :rofl:

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      Miany says:

      @Jenie… You kept the boobs but, the rest disappeared?? yeah, it’s in the genes…. I’ll be content with my barely there hips and lil booty.. It could always be worse… I could be shaped like Sherri Sheppard.

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      LadieLeo says:

      San, my azz was flat as an ironing board! I worked on it and got more back

      ***************************
      I’ve been doing the 30 day squat challenge. Last night I had to do 190….the only problem is most nights I be on that :koolaid: and be losing count and ish.

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      Milky says:

      @otb how told u this chickenhead here man!! All I can say is ramen noodles for brains. Everytime I think about I want to :spank: my sons azz. He lucky he in a different state!!

    157. 157

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      LadieLeo says:

      And the “Dry Kim” cracks have expired at this point. She’s about to be a mother, let’s show some re-SPECK in here.
      **********************
      anybody else momma in here can be drug so Ion see how that heffa (not calling her a cow) is any different
      ___________________________

      She is not with her big fat azz
      __________
      Jenie

      I cant with you and calling Kim fat. :rofl: It kills me every time.

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      Milky says:

      #i told u#

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      I will be in there swabbing they azzes soon as they are born
      ___________

      :thumbsup:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      Why did my grandma just call Kim a “meat bird”???? :ghost: Bless her heart tryin’ to talk slang… but that’s some old school Sicilian shade right there :rofl:

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      MissTaken says:

      You aint chit. Not eddie long church. Lord
      by OutsidetheBox on Apr 30, 2013 at 1:36 pm
      ——–
      On second thought I might keep the boy and leave the girls. I know the girls will be safe :kona:

    162. 162

      LadieLeo says:

      Never to old to learn but lawd hunny I’m at I don’t give a fawk mode seriously, everything about school is annoying me, but it gotta get done though so I will deal
      ******************
      I might not be too old to learn but I’m sho too old to retain…….I was in cause I thought I was gonna get a B in one of my classes. I was at myself for being so extra.
      _______________________

      Chile I cried when I got a damn C in my Associates program, it was like the end of the world for me :sad: But hang in there girl, and keep that GPA up, those B’s do lower that GPA, can’t afford another B myself, I am down to the wire and I just can’t :no:

    163. 163
      LadieLeo says:

      Last night I was out and this lil girl felt froggy…my homeboy cousin went smooth off on her told her to sit her a$$ down with her dirty tshirt smelling like mayo and onions :ghost:

    164. 164
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      Miany says:

      :dead: at dropping the kids to church all behind a recall… You aint got the sense the good lord gave ya

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      LadieLeo says:

      Chile I cried when I got a damn C in my Associates program, it was like the end of the world for me But hang in there girl, and keep that GPA up, those B’s do lower that GPA, can’t afford another B myself, I am down to the wire and I just can’t

      ********************
      last 4 semesters I’ve had a 4.0 and I’m on track to get one this semester too. The lil dirty girl at work love to say she so ignant but I saw the proof she does….like I really need you backing up what I say, heffa please :tea:

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      NaijaGal says:

      So it’s the same process did they last longer ?
      =============================
      no they didn’t…seriously it was a waste of money…I was so mad

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      San says:

      Milky says:

      well when this ghetto bird has the grandtwins. I will be in there swabbing they azzes soon as they are born. I dont want to get attached if they are not my grandgirls!!!

      —————–
      :think: For some reason I envisioned you as a younger lady :lol:

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      Milky says:

      @san I am 36 years old had my son young he is 20….

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      libra80sbaby says:

      They both look unhappy as hell. Kanye look like :wail: “Dayum, I REALLY got this bish pregnant :facepalm:

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      NaijaGal says:

      I will be in there swabbing they azzes soon as they are born
      =========================
      then make sure he doesn’t sign the birth certificate :tea:

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      San says:

      Milky says:

      @san I am 36 years old had my son young he is 20….
      ———–
      :yes: Gotcha. U not old at all

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      Who Dat says:

      my lil brother supposedly got a package coming. I told my ma do yall baby boy a favor and get him that test for the baby shower….you can’t trust them hoes….
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      A fam friend of ours had 4 sons. She said long ago (I was still in hs when she said it and I thought it was mean) any grandkids anybody brang to their house? Is getting they lil Deena tested. She meant that ish too… 3 grandkids later :coffee:

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      libra80sbaby says:

      @Milky…. :fistbumb: Had my daughter at 16 too. She about to be 13

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      San says:

      then make sure he doesn’t sign the birth certificate
      ————
      Lord that certificate will MESS you up in some states!

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      libra80sbaby says:

      @Milky…. :fistbump: Had my daughter at 16 too. She about to be 13

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      Milky says:

      well when this ghetto bird has the grandtwins. I will be in there swabbing they azzes soon as they are born. I dont want to get attached if they are not my grandgirls!!!

      —————————————————

      :stop: Grand who nah????? :shocked: I ain’t know you had grands on the way… I always thought you were a youngin’

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      LadieLeo says:

      San, my azz was flat as an ironing board! I worked on it and got more back

      ***************************
      I’ve been doing the 30 day squat challenge. Last night I had to do 190….the only problem is most nights I be on that :koolaid: and be losing count and ish.

      :rofl:

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      KyCakes says:

      Kanye purposely has his hand in his pocket, so if Kim whines “Hold my hand, Kanye” he can say “Naw, see I have it in my pocket, so… :shrug:

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      DoNotDeleteMe says:

      I am so sick of seeing picture of Kunt-ye Dress pouting. He got this woman pregnant for reasons only GOD knows and now he is mad with the world? C’mon, son! :shotsfired:

    181. 181

      LadieLeo says:

      Chile I cried when I got a damn C in my Associates program, it was like the end of the world for me But hang in there girl, and keep that GPA up, those B’s do lower that GPA, can’t afford another B myself, I am down to the wire and I just can’t
      ********************
      last 4 semesters I’ve had a 4.0 and I’m on track to get one this semester too. The lil dirty girl at work love to say she so ignant but I saw the proof she does….like I really need you backing up what I say, heffa please
      _________________________
      Girl got a B in the last class I was in, I’m at a 3.57 << trying to graduate with a 3.5 minimum :tea: Keep up the good work hunny. That C Lowered my GPA big time though, ole Bytch gave me a zero for a quiz grade and gave me a damn 79 in the class, heffa could have pushed it to a 80 ole trick, then to make it so bad I wrote a paper and didn't have too, she could have used that for a quiz grade, some professor make me sick, or she could have let me make up that quiz :tea:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @Milky you sound like my momma.

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      Miany says:

      I’ve been doing the 30 day squat challenge. Last night I had to do 190….the only problem is most nights I be on that and be losing count and ish.
      ^^ :rofl: Sound like me, I had to cut all extra curricular activities until after workouts….. I used to do sit ups in sets of like 50 then I :blunt: for a lil, come back and be like…. :thinking: Should I be on my 3rd set of 50 or 4th set of 50…

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      LadieLeo says:

      Milky says:

      @san I am 36 years old had my son young he is 20….

      *****
      I’m knocking on 35 and I ain’t had baby the first, folk I went to school with have grands too. I know I’m too old for a baby at this point. I got the one I got from the store and I think my certification ran out the end of the last year so I ain’t goin back to get no more. I don’t have 8 weeks of parenting classes in me now :nono:

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      San says:

      ALCOHOL is the devil when you trying to lose weight :|

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      libra80sbaby says:

      Kanye purposely has his hand in his pocket, so if Kim whines “Hold my hand, Kanye” he can say “Naw, see I have it in my pocket, so…
      —————————————
      :rofl:

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      NaijaGal says:

      So it’s the same process did they last longer ?
      =============================
      no they didn’t…seriously it was a waste of money…I was so mad
      ________________

      Well I want be getting that :tea: I will stick to my gel nails

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      San says:

      LadieLeo says:

      I’m knocking on 35 and I ain’t had baby the first, folk I went to school with have grands too. I know I’m too old for a baby at this point. I got the one I got from the store and I think my certification ran out the end of the last year so I ain’t goin back to get no more. I don’t have 8 weeks of parenting classes in me now
      ———-
      :lol: Now why you think you too old. I always said age 30 to start. Everybody tell me thats too old :huh:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Girl got a B in the last class I was in, I’m at a 3.57 << trying to graduate with a 3.5 minimum Keep up the good work hunny. That C Lowered my GPA big time though, ole Bytch gave me a zero for a quiz grade and gave me a damn 79 in the class, heffa could have pushed it to a 80 ole trick, then to make it so bad I wrote a paper and didn't have too, she could have used that for a quiz grade, some professor make me sick, or she could have let me make up that quiz
      ****************
      I got one professor and I'm on track to get an A in his class I swear fo Lawd I wanna go to his house and beat him with a sack of nickles.

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      NaijaGal says:

      Lord that certificate will MESS you up in some states!
      =====================
      shoot…in ALL states…that’s a powerful piece of paper

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      LadieLeo says:

      Milky says:
      @san I am 36 years old had my son young he is 20….
      *****
      I’m knocking on 35 and I ain’t had baby the first, folk I went to school with have grands too. I know I’m too old for a baby at this point.
      _____________________

      :stop: to old what? There’s a chick in my class had her first child last year she is 42 :shrugs:

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      LadieLeo says:

      San says:

      LadieLeo says:

      I’m knocking on 35 and I ain’t had baby the first, folk I went to school with have grands too. I know I’m too old for a baby at this point. I got the one I got from the store and I think my certification ran out the end of the last year so I ain’t goin back to get no more. I don’t have 8 weeks of parenting classes in me now
      ———-
      Now why you think you too old. I always said age 30 to start. Everybody tell me thats too old

      ******************
      Ion like lil people, ion like big people, I ain’t got no patience and I hate waiting, I’m use to a lifestyle, I’m selfish all, hell fill in the blank……I ain’t interested

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      Milky says:

      Grand who nah????? I ain’t know you had grands on the way… I always thought you were a youngin’

      ______________________
      yes ma’am i gots grandtwins coming the end of June if they dumb azz mama sit down somewhere. Damn how old do yall think I am?

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      LadieLeo says:

      Girl got a B in the last class I was in, I’m at a 3.57 << trying to graduate with a 3.5 minimum Keep up the good work hunny. That C Lowered my GPA big time though, ole Bytch gave me a zero for a quiz grade and gave me a damn 79 in the class, heffa could have pushed it to a 80 ole trick, then to make it so bad I wrote a paper and didn't have too, she could have used that for a quiz grade, some professor make me sick, or she could have let me make up that quiz
      ****************
      I got one professor and I'm on track to get an A in his class I swear fo Lawd I wanna go to his house and beat him with a sack of nickles.
      ______________________

      Sound like that international management class I had, lawd that was a stressful class :shank: then she was nasty and snappy at the mouth. I pulled an A one of the few that pulled one.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “Naw, see I have it in my pocket, so…
      __________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

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      LadieLeo says:

      to old what? There’s a chick in my class had her first child last year she is 42

      *****************
      she hate herself now…I got too many good dranking years in me.

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      155 LadieLeo says:

      San, my azz was flat as an ironing board! I worked on it and got more back

      ***************************
      I’ve been doing the 30 day squat challenge. Last night I had to do 190….the only problem is most nights I be on that and be losing count and ish
      —–
      Rofl

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @Milky I thought you and the twin’s mamma was cool, what happened?

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      LadieLeo says:

      Sound like that international management class I had, lawd that was a stressful class then she was nasty and snappy at the mouth. I pulled an A one of the few that pulled one.

      **************
      he nasty and snarky…..I’d push him down a flight stairs I would :yes:

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      LadieLeo says:

      San says:
      LadieLeo says:
      I’m knocking on 35 and I ain’t had baby the first, folk I went to school with have grands too. I know I’m too old for a baby at this point. I got the one I got from the store and I think my certification ran out the end of the last year so I ain’t goin back to get no more. I don’t have 8 weeks of parenting classes in me now
      ———-
      Now why you think you too old. I always said age 30 to start. Everybody tell me thats too old
      ******************
      Ion like lil people, ion like big people, I ain’t got no patience and I hate waiting, I’m use to a lifestyle, I’m selfish all, hell fill in the blank……I ain’t interested
      ___________________

      Sound like me before I got prego, hunny when you have one you learn to adjust :tea:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      San says:

      LadieLeo says:

      I’m knocking on 35 and I ain’t had baby the first, folk I went to school with have grands too. I know I’m too old for a baby at this point. I got the one I got from the store and I think my certification ran out the end of the last year so I ain’t goin back to get no more. I don’t have 8 weeks of parenting classes in me now
      ———-
      Now why you think you too old. I always said age 30 to start. Everybody tell me thats too old
      ————————————-

      I always said I would have my 1st child at 30 seems like hubby can’t count his azz is off by 4yrs!!!!!! But LEO if Halle can get knocked up at 46 you can have a baby at 35 that ain’t no where near old… Get to :hump:

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      libra80sbaby says:

      LadieLeo says:

      to old what? There’s a chick in my class had her first child last year she is 42
      *****************
      she hate herself now…I got too many good dranking years in me.
      ———————————————
      :hahaha:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      ALCOHOL is the devil when you trying to lose weight
      _________________________

      So many empty cals. :yes:

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      San says:

      LadieLeo says:

      Ion like lil people, ion like big people, I ain’t got no patience and I hate waiting, I’m use to a lifestyle, I’m selfish all, hell fill in the blank……I ain’t interested
      ————
      I can understand/respect that. I’m kinda the same way, but still see kids in the future.

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      LadieLeo says:

      San says:

      ALCOHOL is the devil when you trying to lose weight
      ******************
      not the ALCOHOL its the chaser….I’ve switched to vodka with fresh lemon

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      LadieLeo says:

      Sound like that international management class I had, lawd that was a stressful class then she was nasty and snappy at the mouth. I pulled an A one of the few that pulled one.
      **************
      he nasty and snarky…..I’d push him down a flight stairs I would
      _______________________

      :stop: Just do ya work, smile and don’t say nothing. :tea: this too shall pass, but I would be reporting his azz after my final grade post :tea:

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      LadieLeo says:

      I can understand/respect that. I’m kinda the same way, but still see kids in the future.

      ***************************
      I see em in mine too :/

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      Miany says:

      @San… I say 30 to start too. Lotta my homegirls act like my eggs gone be dried out by then.. :hahaha:

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      San says:

      I always said I would have my 1st child at 30 seems like hubby can’t count his azz is off by 4yrs!!!!!!
      ———–
      My age :cheers:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      Milky says:

      Grand who nah????? I ain’t know you had grands on the way… I always thought you were a youngin’

      ______________________
      yes ma’am i gots grandtwins coming the end of June if they dumb azz mama sit down somewhere. Damn how old do yall think I am?

      —————————————

      Just seen your font that you’re only 36… for some reason whenever I hear “grandma” I think about my grandma and feel that how old folks are :facepalm:

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      LadieLeo says:

      I always said I would have my 1st child at 30 seems like hubby can’t count his azz is off by 4yrs!!!!!! But LEO if Halle can get knocked up at 46 you can have a baby at 35 that ain’t no where near old… Get to

      *******************
      she got Nannies and she crazy….I’m still a lil sane but I figure if I get married I’ll get the ol boy a kid or 2. But I know I ain’t adopting again.

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      We said we were gonna start at 30. I gave birth at 19 :lol:

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      San says:

      So many empty cals.
      ———-
      I love my moscato and Vodka. :ashamed:

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      INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

      KANYE ISN’T SMILING ANYMORE, I WONDER WHY :coffee:

      THEY LIKE THESE BLOW UP BARBIES UNTIL SHIAT GETS REAL AND BARBIE AINT LOOKING LIKE BARBIE NO MORE

      MAMA JENNER DONE LIT IN HIS ARSE AND TOLD HIM TO DO SOME PUBLIC APPEARANCES WITH KIM BEFORE SHE GOES TOTALLY COO COO WHILE CARRYING THIS BABY, I CAN SEE HIM BEING A BIGGER BIATCH THANK KRIS HUMPHRIES IN THE COURT ROOM

      KIM JUST JUMPED FROM THE FRYING PAN DEAD INTO HOT FISH GREASE :coffee:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Ya’ll aint read these from me . . .
      Magic was screwing jermaine Stewart in ther HEYDAY :shock:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ion like lil people, ion like big people, I ain’t got no patience and I hate waiting, I’m use to a lifestyle, I’m selfish..
      ____________

      Chit im all of this. But yall have heard my cries. :lol: Dont tell him what chu want on the main line :no: <–real fast tho.

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      San says:

      I always said I would have my 1st child at 30 seems like hubby can’t count his azz is off by 4yrs!!!!!!
      ———–
      My age :cheers:

      ———————–

      :no: Don’t try and tempt me with no likka nah…. :fistbump:

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      San says:

      @Miany thats what I’m saying. Ppl look at me strange now, like you ain’t got kids yet. I be like damn, first it was don’t have none, now it’s whats wrong with ya :huh:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Sound like me before I got prego, hunny when you have one you learn to adjust

      ***********************
      I got the Lil Girl at the house, she’s 10 will be 11 soon, I’ve had her since she was 3. We accustomed to some things, she going to Orlando in May and June plus she’s going to Mexico in June, we can’t afford no mo kids.

    220. 220
      Miany says:

      Ladie Leo & Jenie… I cant stand a professor who act like they dunno what extra credit is.. :rolleyes: That GPA- How can something be so easy to drop and so hard to raise at the same time.. . the professors know we be needing them extra points, even if it is ONE dayum point.

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      MissTaken says:

      Kanye purposely has his hand in his pocket, so if Kim whines “Hold my hand, Kanye” he can say “Naw, see I have it in my pocket, so…
      ——————–:whistle: Your comment took all of my energy….energy…energy….

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      San says:

      Don’t try and tempt me with no likka nah….
      ————–
      :lol: U: GINGER ALE, ME: Vodka

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      LadieLeo says:

      to old what? There’s a chick in my class had her first child last year she is 42

      *****************
      she hate herself now…I got too many good dranking years in me.
      __________
      :hahaha:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :peace:

      BBl

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      LadieLeo says:

      My DD is helpful though…..when he’s at my house he helps me count but last night I was confused ion know what order he was counting in :huh:

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      KyCakes says:

      MissTaken says:

      Kanye purposely has his hand in his pocket, so if Kim whines “Hold my hand, Kanye” he can say “Naw, see I have it in my pocket, so… :shrug:
      ——————–————————————————————
      :whistle: Your comment took all of my energy….energy…energy….
      ——————————————————————-
      :rofl:

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      Actually wine, and mixed drinks is the devil, if you gone drink liquor, find one you can drink straight. Alchohol is full of sugar, and when you add juices (more sugar) damn drink end up being bout 600 calories. Wine is straight up sugar, love wine, but I had to let it go :no:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Moscato about 5 ozs: 123 calories

      Calories in Vodka: 80 Proof
      1.5 oz = 97 Calories

      Calories in Vodka: 90 Proof
      1.5 oz = 110 Calories

      Calories in Vodka: 100 Proof
      1.5 oz = 122 Calories

      #helpful

      @San my boss (a tied and true fattie) once told me as I was about to drink a Coke, ” :stop: dont drink the cals! You could have had a piece of cake!” <–chit ppl who destined to be fat say :hahaha:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Miany says:

      Ladie Leo & Jenie… I cant stand a professor who act like they dunno what extra credit is.. That GPA- How can something be so easy to drop and so hard to raise at the same time.. . the professors know we be needing them extra points, even if it is ONE dayum point.

      ********************
      I know right

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      Miany says:

      Ladie Leo & Jenie… I cant stand a professor who act like they dunno what extra credit is.
      _____________________

      Then gave me a 79 at that, right on the edge of a B :no:

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      MissTaken says:

      KIM JUST JUMPED FROM THE FRYING PAN DEAD INTO HOT FISH GREASE

      by INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST on Apr 30, 2013 at 1:57 pm
      :yes:

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      San says:

      :wail: 80 proof it is!

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      LadieLeo says:

      @San my boss (a tied and true fattie) once told me as I was about to drink a Coke, ” dont drink the cals! You could have had a piece of cake!” <–chit ppl who destined to be fat say

      *************
      ion drink soda and ion eat cake

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      LadieLeo says:

      MissTaken says:

      KIM JUST JUMPED FROM THE FRYING PAN DEAD INTO HOT FISH GREASE

      ***********************
      she thought some fries and hush puppies was in there

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Grey Goose Orange and Diet Sunkist? Anybody tried that? Getting lots of thumbs up on the achy mix site.

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      San says:

      dont drink the cals! You could have had a piece of cake!

      :hahaha:

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      Cake :yes:

      Red Velvet Mini Cup Cakes :yes: :wail: YES!!!

      *mouth watering as we speak*

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      LadieLeo says:

      I have known my DD for over 10 years and just found out last night he :lick: a$$. I feel so deceived deceived :(

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      LadieLeo says:

      Red Velvet Mini Cup Cakes
      ******************
      I dont eat red velvet, don’t like cocoa powder

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      1800 Gold Tequila 69 calories per shot , take 4 shots you at 276 calories :yes: :D

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      ion drink soda and ion eat cake
      ___________

      :lol: !!! I love cake!! Finally gave the sodas the heave ho. Except for some ginger ale erry now and then. #proud

      Speaking of cakes, TWO pound cakes fell on me Sunday. I was devastated. *dramatic forehead gesture* I dont know when I’ll be able to bake again. *wall slides* I had the girls bake premade cookies :wail:

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      Milky says:

      @keya we were until she went into labor early and wont sit her behind down.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Cake Cake Cake Cake <— like Huck was saying 7:52 :eek:

      :ashamed:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      take 4 shots you at 276 calories
      ___________

      Wow! I see why folks who guzzle have guts!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      don’t like cocoa powder
      __________

      WHy Gawd? :| Do you like Chocolate?? *braces against desk*

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      LadieLeo says:

      take 4 shots you at 276 calories
      ************
      just have 8 and replace a meal, easy math

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      LadieLeo says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      don’t like cocoa powder
      __________

      WHy Gawd? Do you like Chocolate?? *braces against desk
      *****************
      just my mens

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      MissTaken says:

      Ugh. My co-worker so nosey I can’t even phone post right/hardly cause he be at my desk 24/7. I mean I had to start typing my replies in my Outlook email then copying it into my minimized SR browser all fast. Then I just read the comment on my phone under a piece of paper real slow like :huh:
      Me: Hey you… you know you stupid right?
      Self: Yes I know
      My Personal Self: So you know you officially a member of Team Do Too Much right?
      Personally Me: You right. I could just do some work :kona:

    249. 249
      Nakeya_j says:

      @Milky That’s no good. She needs to hold the kids in as long as she can

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      tcw684 says:

      dayummmm…now this is the look of most pregnant women. especially those that have the propensity to be fat. nose spread, heavier face, big belly and swole cankles. Beyonce ass was NOT prego. i repeat, Beyonce was NOT prego. CASE closed, lol.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      My boss just read my resignation I sent her yesterday and is going all Norman Bates on me. I don’t know what to do.

      She told me she does not accept my resignation. What does that even mean? That isn’t possible. You can’t “not” accept my resignation.

      da hell is going on?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      MissT I just NO LONGER CAN OR WILL WITH YEW :hahaha: :hahaha:

      But weve all been there. :tea: :lmao:

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      Avanti says:

      Her stomach is low… might it be a girl?! Hmmm…

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      Miany says:

      LadieLeo says:
      I have known my DD for over 10 years and just found out last night he a$$. I feel so deceived deceived
      ^^ SOOO

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      goat76 says:

      LadieLeo says:

      I have known my DD for over 10 years and just found out last night he :lick: a$$. I feel so deceived deceived :(
      ————–
      Trying to figure out what ‘DD’ stands for.

      Dack Donor?
      Dack Deliverer?
      Dack Dispenser?

    256. 256
      Miany says:

      LadieLeo says:
      I have known my DD for over 10 years and just found out last night he a$$. I feel so deceived deceived
      ^^ (WE GONE PRETEND THE PREVIOUS COMMENT DIDN’T SUBMIT ITSELF)
      sooooooo when is he gone show you how his tongue works???? Or is this not that kinda friend?
      @MissTaken.. :rofl: I know the feeling.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Kinda look like a cranky judge in your gravi too. :yes: :lol:

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      goat76 says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      My boss just read my resignation I sent her yesterday and is going all Norman Bates on me. I don’t know what to do.

      She told me she does not accept my resignation. What does that even mean? That isn’t possible. You can’t “not” accept my resignation.

      da hell is going on?
      ————-
      Time to negotiate.

    259. 259
      KyCakes says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      My boss just read my resignation I sent her yesterday and is going all Norman Bates on me. I don’t know what to do.

      She told me she does not accept my resignation. What does that even mean? That isn’t possible. You can’t “not” accept my resignation.

      da hell is going on?
      ——————————————————————–
      :lol:

    260. 260
      MissTaken says:

      OTB I really need to get done bidness about myself. This comment addiction is real :snort:

    261. 261

      LadieLeo says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      don’t like cocoa powder
      __________

      WHy Gawd? Do you like Chocolate?? *braces against desk
      *****************
      just my mens AND MY BABY MAMA VA WHO I HAVE MISSED TERRIBLY
      ________
      Fixed. You’re welcome

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      da hell is going on?
      ________

      I was wondering how that worked out with you. :| So she sad to see you wanna go? This is the one thats kind of oblivious right?

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      I don’t want to negotiate. I want to leave.. I mean, I AM leaving. I’ve found something else and everything. She just walked out a little to strange for me. She bet not walk back in here with a gun or it’s gonna be some Bernie Mack.. problems.. prOBLEMS up in here.

    264. 264
      Miany says:

      @RIF….it just means she likes you… Just tell her oh, you guys are still my work family then reiterate to her that 5/??/2013 is your LAST DAY actually coming in.

    265. 265

      goat76 says:

      LadieLeo says:

      I have known my DD for over 10 years and just found out last night he a$$. I feel so deceived deceived
      ————–
      Trying to figure out what ‘DD’ stands for.

      Dack Donor?
      Dack Deliverer?
      Dack Dispenser?

      _________
      I wanna say Designated Driver…since she likes to throw them back. LOL

      Speaking of drinking, where’s Ms Diva today?

    266. 266
      OutsidetheBox says:

      *scratches left arm like a junkie* Specially when you aint tryna work. :no:

    267. 267
    268. 268
      LadieLeo says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      goat76 says:

      LadieLeo says:

      I have known my DD for over 10 years and just found out last night he a$$. I feel so deceived deceived
      ————–
      Trying to figure out what ‘DD’ stands for.

      Dack Donor?
      Dack Deliverer?
      Dack Dispenser?

      _________
      I wanna say Designated Driver…since she likes to throw them back. LOL

      Speaking of drinking, where’s Ms Diva today?

      ******************
      My designated driver….my original dd

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      OTB, she is the type that doesn’t know what to do if she is not controlling a situation. She is nice and kind hearten and can throw back some drinks with the best of em but working with her proves to be challenging.

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      MissTaken says:

      RIF we getting a raise :dance:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :lol: :hahaha:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Fixed. You’re welcome

      ***************************
      Thanks :love: :lick:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      My boss just read my resignation I sent her yesterday and is going all Norman Bates on me. I don’t know what to do.

      She told me she does not accept my resignation. What does that even mean? That isn’t possible. You can’t “not” accept my resignation.

      da hell is going on?
      ——-
      You can not be made to work against your will if you’re resigning. Make sure you document everything and head to HR. :tea:

    274. 274
      LadieLeo says:

      She told me she does not accept my resignation. What does that even mean? That isn’t possible. You can’t “not” accept my resignation.

      da hell is going on?

      *******************
      I have resigned from the Children’s Church ministry like 5 years in a row and they didn’t accept it. Please don’t judge me :tea:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Thanks all. It will be okay. She zoned out on me after reading it and you know how pale people get when they zone out. I’m just on alert right now.

      Anyway, Happy Tuesday.

    276. 276

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      My boss just read my resignation I sent her yesterday and is going all Norman Bates on me. I don’t know what to do.

      She told me she does not accept my resignation. What does that even mean? That isn’t possible. You can’t “not” accept my resignation.

      da hell is going on?

      _________

      That means she’s firing you.
      :coffee:

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      :offtopic:

      Look at this shait I just saw on twitter —-> Mariah Carey shaped like a half drunken capri sun.

      People…. Come up with the stupidest shait to say :lol:

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      VDot says:

      Wait does he like to lick the azz of the opposite or same sex.

      Because if it’s the opposite, toot that thang up! :bootyshake:

    279. 279
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Dang. Well. Lets get excited about the new spot! :woot: Are you still in the same industry? Any success on Baby Girl’s summer plans??

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      LadieLeo says:

      WE GONE PRETEND THE PREVIOUS COMMENT DIDN’T SUBMIT ITSELF)
      sooooooo when is he gone show you how his tongue works???? Or is this not that kinda friend?
      *********************
      Duh how you think I found out :smack:

    281. 281
      goat76 says:

      Thanks VAthicky….shat I don’t drank for real so I didn’t know what a DD was, plus the ass licking throwed me for a loop..lol

      Sorry LadieLeo… I sorry for assuming DD was something else.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      I have resigned from the Children’s Church ministry like 5 years in a row and they didn’t accept it. Please don’t judge me
      —–
      I read this and died. hahahahh. I understand though

    283. 283

      :rofl:
      Do yall see this “Silver Cupid” site Sandra is advertising????????

    284. 284
      CertifiedSexy says:

      I remember when Kanye was all smiles…now he just looks miserable!

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      Bad Influence says:

      Awww look at Kim looking like the inside of her dry vagina…swollen and red from dyck burn…bless her heart…

      Kanye looks like he wants that big btch outta his face…

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      LadieLeo says:

      VDot says:

      Wait does he like to lick the azz of the opposite or same sex.

      Because if it’s the opposite, toot that thang up!
      ********************
      :yes: OK!!! he get married next month though :sad:

    287. 287

      MissTaken says:

      Ugh. My co-worker so nosey I can’t even phone post right/hardly cause he be at my desk 24/7. I mean I had to start typing my replies in my Outlook email then copying it into my minimized SR browser all fast. Then I just read the comment on my phone under a piece of paper real slow like :huh:
      Me: Hey you… you know you stupid right?
      Self: Yes I know
      My Personal Self: So you know you officially a member of Team Do Too Much right?
      Personally Me: You right. I could just do some work

      :hahaha: :hahaha:

      __________________
      I have resigned from the Children’s Church ministry like 5 years in a row and they didn’t accept it. Please don’t judge me

      :dead:

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      LadieLeo says:

      goat76 says:

      Thanks VAthicky….shat I don’t drank for real so I didn’t know what a DD was, plus the ass licking throwed me for a loop..lol

      Sorry LadieLeo… I sorry for assuming DD was something else.

      ********************
      it’s cool, I’ve had the other kinds of DD’s too #judgemeioncare

    289. 289
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      @Man

      I wish… at this point but, I don’t think that is the case.

    290. 290
      LadieLeo says:

      Don’t do me like that Fay

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      VDot says:

      he get married next month though

      __________________________________

      :huh:

      He getting married, but still out here :lick: azz. Um, ok :whistle:

    292. 292

      goat76 says:

      Thanks VAthicky….shat I don’t drank for real so I didn’t know what a DD was, plus the ass licking throwed me for a loop..lol

      Sorry LadieLeo… I sorry for assuming DD was something else.
      _______________
      I’own drank either (cept on my burffday). But I know my baby mama loves to bend her elbow on a regular. lol

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Mariah Carey shaped like a half drunken capri sun.
      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl: I hope the lambs drag him. LMAOOOO tho.

    294. 294

      :shocked:
      Wait, I leave and come back and talkin bout salad tossing???

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      OTB

      Yes! The new place is in the same industry but, more money for less work; meaning I will be apart of a team and not considered the of all and end all regarding the day to day business.

      I found baby girl a summer camp. I paid 25 percent down and will pay they balance weekly as she attends. It’s still too damn expensive but, oh well.

    296. 296

      LadieLeo says:

      WE GONE PRETEND THE PREVIOUS COMMENT DIDN’T SUBMIT ITSELF)
      sooooooo when is he gone show you how his tongue works???? Or is this not that kinda friend?
      *********************
      Duh how you think I found out
      ________________
      :shocked:

      :rofl:

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      Bad Influence says:

      Fay i needz some hurr fluff aka….well u know…wheres my holding serum tho? :waiting:

      @RIF :hug:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Do yall see this “Silver Cupid” site Sandra is advertising????????
      __________

      Hrm. I get LV ads. Nasty Gal. Gucci this morn. Had a kegel ball one once. Sandra say its bassed on browser/area settings. :rofl:

    299. 299

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      Wait, I leave and come back and talkin bout salad tossing???
      _____________
      You know good and hell well you can’t turn your head for a second in here. Shyt go left real quick. :hahaha:

    300. 300
      LadieLeo says:

      VDot says:
      He getting married, but still out here azz. Um, ok

      **************************************
      yeah, gone bust that out last night….if he woulda been doin that I might gave him some….to close to the nuptials now….ion wanna ruin his life with this good luvin (pattin the belly, it’s good under there)

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      he Bad… xoxoxoxo

      who is getting salad tossed by an engaged man? was it good?

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      Miany says:

      @LadieLeo…If he getting married next month she must don’t want him cuz 10 years or not my fiance aint gone be playing DD with no homegirl….

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      i meant hey @ Bad .. with lots of wet kisses and tight hugs.

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      LadieLeo says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      Wait, I leave and come back and talkin bout salad tossing???

      *************
      THEY so nassie round these parts it don’t take long :kona:

    305. 305

      Miany says:

      @LadieLeo…If he getting married next month she must don’t want him cuz 10 years or not my fiance aint gone be playing DD with no homegirl….
      ______________
      AND I SAY CHURCH..PREACH :whistle:

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      Bad Influence says:

      Sooooooo who said mariah was shaped like a roaring waters pouch? :dead:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Miany says:

      @LadieLeo…If he getting married next month she must don’t want him cuz 10 years or not my fiance aint gone be playing DD with no homegirl….

      ***********************
      I’m not sure if she knows :shrugs:

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      MissTaken says:

      @LadyLeo :
      party:
      GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
      RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW!!!
      (does praise footwork until musty in the spirit)

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      Wait, I leave and come back and talkin bout salad tossing???
      —-
      I cannot with the analingus discussion again…. :no: no thank you

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      Bad Influence says:

      ERMAHGAWD :no:

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      LadieLeo says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      he Bad… xoxoxoxo

      who is getting salad tossed by an engaged man? was it good?

      *******************
      the point of the story is that I was deceived, lead astray…bamboozled…yall dont care???

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Excellent @RIF. Its working right on out. Pretty soon baby girl will be (trying) to entertain herself on her summer breaks. It happens so fass!

      I feel I should say somethng responsible about investing the difference in pay but Im just gonna be true to me and say post pics when you buy your new fly chit. :lol:

    313. 313

      Gestational diabetes? Hope not :/

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      LadieLeo says:

      MissTaken says:

      @LadyLeo :
      party:
      GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
      RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW!!!
      (does praise footwork until musty in the spirit)

      *********************
      they accepted it this time, I’m going to the prison ministry

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      Bad Influence says:

      :yawn: its super boring on here nowadays… i needz action..

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      who is getting salad tossed by an engaged man? was it good?
      __________

      :popcorn:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Sooooooo who said mariah was shaped like a roaring waters pouch
      __________

      I shed a tear. :dead:

      :hug:

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      @LEO

      Some your engaged “homeboy” tossed the salad?
      I’m much too lazy to scroll up.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      No LadieLeo

      If you and him are deceiving the finance chick; all I really wanna know is how ya *ss feels this wonderful Tuesday afternoon. The experience talk is more important than the deception.

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      Bad Influence says:

      Jackson….my bew :hug:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      who is getting salad tossed by an engaged man? was it good?
      __________

      it wasn’t bad

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      the point of the story is that I was deceived, lead astray…bamboozled…yall dont care???
      ___________

      No we got on our Church hats. We reformed… tuhday. :hahaha:

      How in the hell you end up in this compromising position. I mean how the hell your pants got awf? :waiting: Yall had grown up drinks? Or is he tryna run from his commitment passive aggressively. :lol:

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      @BAD INFLUENCE
      “i needz action…”
      ____________

      You called me??? :D
      :jack: <gettin ready for u!

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      Bad Influence says:

      Yeah….no :no:

      Not at all….

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      Miany says:

      @LadieLeo…If he getting married next month she must don’t want him cuz 10 years or not my fiance aint gone be playing DD with no homegirl….
      ———
      I hope he washed his mouth out before he went home kissing on his fiance.

      Her: Hey bay *attempts at affectionate peck on the lips*

      Him: *blocks kiss with hug* Hey bay. I gotta go to the toilet. *wranches mouth out*

      Him: ok bay :kiss:

      :lol:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      OTB… the additional funds are going towards some bullsh*t for sure. The only boost my investing is getting is from the extra 401K matching by new employer.

      whateva

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      Bad Influence says:

      *slingshots a tic tac @Mans gerber baby chicken stick*

      Nigga i said action NOT a good hearty chuckle! :hug:

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      @BI

      After u give that thang to me, you goin kick yourself for not doin it sooner.
      :coffee:

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      Bad Influence says:

      Awww look at Kim looking like the inside of her dry vagina…swollen and red from dyck burn…bless her heart…
      _________________

      :ghost:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Bad

      why you don’t have smokers lips? i need to pass some smoker education to some people i know with mike vick lips.

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      Bad Influence says:

      Sooooooo who said mariah was shaped like a roaring waters pouch?
      __________
      *screams* ROARING WATTTTT….. :ghost:

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      Miany says:

      @BEDAZZLED….ninjas aint shiii.. that man went home and gave his chick a big azz wet kiss, smack on the lips :kiss: Fiance standing around wondering :thinking: why his mouth ‘tastes different’

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      Bad Influence says:

      Awww look at Kim looking like the inside of her dry vagina…swollen and red from dyck burn…bless her heart…

      :ghost: why ma’am?? :crying:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Niggas know they wont just keep it real and “date.” All my white friends at work be dating and chit. Each other..folks from downstairs, folks from college, they all date each other and they all know.

      Aint nobody dead yet. Yeah I seen the herp on a couple of their lips but it could just be..cold sore. I just dont get it.

      I have asked in several of my relationships to not be exclusive, you do you, imma do me..and if we decide this is where its at, we do that. But nope. :nono: “I love only you guhl.” :eyeroll: 6 months later he caught up.

      Explain yourselves, Men Folk! :argue:

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      we still in here :blink:

      :nun: :nun: :nun: <—twirls out of blog

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      picturing him popping Orbitz on the way home thinking he is cleaning the durty mouf.

    337. 337
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      Bad Influence says:

      @RiF becuz Jesus didnt want me on SR looking that bish who got banned back in the day for having a hustle hard face….bish gravi had my laptop smelling like Game blunts & Blk n milds :facepalm:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      *wranches mouth out*
      ___________

      :wail: :wail: I once fought a dude. Im not playing…knock down drag out fought a dude cause I SWORE I smelled puss on him. He tried to hug me late at night… To this day I see that nigga and my fists clench and I get a sneer lip! I tried to kill him yall. *sniff*

    340. 340

      OTB got that snapper :rofl:

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      Miany says:

      @OTB.. cuz the dude wanna own your kitten so he say it’s exclusive. He assumes you gone sleep around if you know he is so he lies and says ‘you’re the only one, etc.’
      :dead: @RIF with the orbitz..

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      @Bad ok, ma’am well, I didn’t mean to bring back bad memories for you. so sawry and sh*t.

      hey Ms. Jenie… do you have on your nice play clothes today?

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      Bad Influence says:

      Fay better scroll up and get my salutations and explain bout the holding serum :crying:

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      LadieLeo says:

      I hope he washed his mouth out before he went home kissing on his fiance.

      Her: Hey bay *attempts at affectionate peck on the lips*

      Him: *blocks kiss with hug* Hey bay. I gotta go to the toilet. *wranches mouth out*

      Him: ok bay
      **************
      they don’t live together

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      MIANY- :rofl:

      Fiance: What you been doin? Smokin black n milds?? :blink:
      Him: :bite: :no: :phew:

      Oh by the way. If it wasnt discussed… we got new emotes. :hide:

      :box:

      :brokenheart: <- SHuckey Buckey.

      DONT BAN ME SANDRA I WAS MAKING A PSA!! :thankyou: for the new emotes!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      the additional funds are going towards some bullsh*t for sure. The only boost my investing is getting is from the extra 401K matching by new employer.

      whateva

      ________

      Sounds goodT to me. :fistbump:

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      iAmChan says:

      Whats up y’all

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      Bad Influence says:

      @RIF its okay bew….how could u have known -sigh- hold me pwease!

    351. 351
      OutsidetheBox says:

      picturing him popping Orbitz on the way home thinking he is cleaning the durty mouf.
      __________

      :rofl: Clean it up.

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      @Bad ok, ma’am well, I didn’t mean to bring back bad memories for you. so sawry and sh*t.
      hey Ms. Jenie… do you have on your nice play clothes today?
      ___________________

      Of course :D

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      i hate scrolling up & down! :cuss:

      anyweighs! :tea: i put too much protein in the last batch i made HIS. it works, but didn’t leave my hair as soft the next day. the day after it’s fine but still :tea: i have taken awf this week. gotta study for this damn real estate exam. but i gotchu next week Ma :kiss:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Great display @Razz. :hahaha:

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      Aint nobody dead yet. Yeah I seen the herp on a couple of their lips but it could just be..cold sore. I just dont get it.
      ———
      Cold sores and warts are a form of the herp. :tea:

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      LadieLeo says:

      No we got on our Church hats. We reformed… tuhday.

      How in the hell you end up in this compromising position. I mean how the hell your pants got awf? Yall had grown up drinks? Or is he tryna run from his commitment passive aggressively.
      ***********************
      I ain’t have on pants, I was dressed for bed. I had several grown up dranks. Ion know where he tryin to run too but my place is temporary only, everybody got leave up outta there when I do except the dog.

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      :thankyou: awwww shat nah! we got us a skrippa pole??
      :buttshake:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :box: <— for me, naturally

      :cell: <– calling my clique..

      :brokenheart: <–lurkers

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      iAmChan says:

      Kanye looks like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders…..kinda like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      picturing him popping Orbitz on the way home thinking he is cleaning the durty mouf.
      ———
      YOU LINT LICKER!!!! :rofl:

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      :box: Lawd more emotes thankyou Sandra :hug:

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      .. cuz the dude wanna own your kitten so he say it’s exclusive. He assumes you gone sleep around if you know he is so he lies and says ‘you’re the only one, etc.’
      _______________

      :yes:

      That’s pretty much our M.O.

    363. 363
      Bad Influence says:

      @Jenieeeeeeeee @Razzleeeeeee @Channnnn :nun: <~~~~kenya twirl

    364. 364

      OutsidetheBox says:

      :box: <— for me, naturally

      :cell: <– calling my clique..

      :brokenheart: <–lurkers

      :hahaha: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    365. 365
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      CHAN!!!!!!!!! :happy:

      You’re back from court so you didn’t get locked up. :yahoo:

      :lol:

    367. 367
      Nakeya_j says:

      Did we already talk about how Scrappy was making a song “Put them paws on em” and How Momma D was jammin liek it was super hot? hahahahhaha

    368. 368

      :tmi:
      :lock: <–is what i got my bby on
      :winky:

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      goat76 says:

      I’m tired of looking at this big RedBull when I come here.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      they don’t live together
      ________

      Ahh. Doing it by the Good Book I see. :sarcasm: :lol:

    372. 372
      iAmChan says:

      What up @ Bad!

      How is everyone today?

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      oh welp. gotta get back to woyk. :bye: :cya:

    374. 374
      LadieLeo says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      No LadieLeo

      If you and him are deceiving the finance chick; all I really wanna know is how ya *ss feels this wonderful Tuesday afternoon. The experience talk is more important than the deception.

      *************************
      I feel the same way as any other Tuesday, I ain’t deceiving her. Ion know her now if he was married to her I wouldn’t deal because its not for me to come in the middle of folk vows.

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      Tearose33 says:

      Wow Ye really tired of Kim huh….its very obvious :vomit:
      i dont feel sorry for them at all

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      GOOD LUCK FAY :woot:

      You can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      :newbie: <–really says Pump that real estate stuff in yo head :rofl:

      :cheer: TEAM **********!
      *licks hand*

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      LadieLeo says:

      Ahh. Doing it by the Good Book I see.
      *****
      lol

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      Bad Influence says:

      I love yew Fay!

    380. 380
      Caramel Rain says:

      LOL @ that random azz beyonce comment :lol:

    381. 381
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      Nakeya_j says:

      Where is razzle getting the icons from?!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!”

      “What the french toast.”

      “You thought i wouldn’t find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?”

      “Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”

      “Pickle you kumquat.”

      “You’re overreacting.”

      “No, Bill. Overreacting was when I put your convertible into the wood chipper! STINKY MCSTINK FACE!!”

      “You hobo ken.”

      @Razz

      :whew:

      :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      I’ll hold you Bad … as long as you keep your bra off… then we can play topless :bball: together?

      i just wanted to use the emote..lol

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      Miany says:

      :hide: :bball: :bite: <~~~ since Diva aint filing em

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      imma try to be & not be shat Jen-nay! :kiss: :pigsfly:

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      iAmChan says:

      @ that_VA_thickchick says:

      CHAN!!!!!!!!!
      You’re back from court so you didn’t get locked up.

      ———–

      Lol, if they had tried to lock me up for that BS, you would’ve read about it, lmao. He was in there dropping $250 fines and suspended jail sentences for DUI! I was like….I know I better get off for this crap.

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      :box: <—Ret to fightchu in wedges! :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      :winky: Chan

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :cuss: :phew:

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      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      picturing him popping Orbitz on the way home thinking he is cleaning the durty mouf.
      ———
      YOU LINT LICKER!!!!
      __________
      :hahaha: Every time I think of that commercial I see the wife choking the shat out of the mistress at the end. :rofl:

    392. 392
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      On topic
      Ye said ‘bump this ho, Imma show ya how I smize to the camera, bish ain’t making no paper off these pics’ or his eyes say ‘Help’ :lol:

    394. 394
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      Bad Influence says:

      What in da…

      U know what?

      *peers in*

      :ghost:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :popcorn:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      That’s pretty much our M.O.
      _____________

      *blows nails dry* I know.

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      3halos says:

      Dear God, he looks like he’s about to be euthanized!

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      iAmChan says:

      What up @ RIF…how’s it hangin?

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      :wtf: Ya’ll STILL in here????? What I miss??? :popcorn:

    401. 401

      :bite: I’m overwhelmed with these emotes :thankyou:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!”

      “What the french toast.”

      “You thought i wouldn’t find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?”

      “Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”

      “Pickle you kumquat.”

      “You’re overreacting.”

      “No, Bill. Overreacting was when I put your convertible into the wood chipper! STINKY MCSTINK FACE!!”

      “You hobo ken.”

      @Razz
      ———-
      :wail: :thankyou: I needed that laugh!
      :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      @Chan

      you don’t want me to answer that. :hide:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Hey Chan :hi:

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      :hide:

      :bball:

      :lock:

      :box:

      THIS IS WHY WE AINT GOT NO NEW POST YET

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      iAmChan says:

      @ Bombshell, you wanna be my legal representation of the Chronicles?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      LOL @ that random azz beyonce comment
      ___________

      I clapped back. :lol: Coming in here tryna :cloud: on the thread.

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      keya_j says:

      Did we already talk about how Scrappy was making a song “Put them paws on em” and How Momma D was jammin liek it was super hot? hahahahhaha
      ___________
      :hahaha:
      Won’t she jammin? I still can’t get over how they showed her stroll up in that lac, jump out in them gators, and tell Bucky to get her fine azz in the boat and let’s float.

      :hump: :lick: <— Mama Dee consoling Bucky after Scrappy aint want her.

    409. 409

      Keya click the emoticon link above the comment box. :winky:

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      Miany says:

      :cloud: <~~ this is cute :thankyou:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      :headphone: *sings in head* “put them paws on em. put them paws on him” :box:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Dear God, he looks like he’s about to be euthanized!
      ___________

      :rofl: :hide: :bite:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!”

      “What the french toast.”

      “You thought i wouldn’t find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?”

      “Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”

      “Pickle you kumquat.”

      “You’re overreacting.”

      “No, Bill. Overreacting was when I put your convertible into the wood chipper! STINKY MCSTINK FACE!!”

      “You hobo ken.”
      ______________
      :rofl:
      :thankyou: I love that shat.

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      iAmChan says:

      @ RIF….and why not? lol

      Hey @ LadieLeo, how the fukk are ya?

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Yall aint see the magic johnson and Jermaine stewart Font earlier??

      :eek:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      I did! Thanks Razz :thankyou:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I needed that laugh!
      _________

      Razz :rofl: You gotta have some more kids. It aint no fun till you teach your children it. :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      :tape:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      iAmChan says:

      @ Bombshell, you wanna be my legal representation of the Chronicles?

      ————————————-

      :thinking: I’m listening…

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      iAmChan says:

      Hey @ LadieLeo, how the fukk are ya?
      ____________
      Scroll up and you’ll see she is doing pretty fuggn fantastic today. :rofl:

      #goladieleo

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      :phew: Imma call this one the I HAD IT UP TO HERE! :rofl:

    422. 422

      Nakeya_j says:

      :headphone: *sings in head* “put them paws on em. put them paws on him” :box:
      ————-

      :rofl:

    423. 423
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      Nakeya_j says:

      Yall aint see the magic johnson and Jermaine stewart Font earlier??

      Say what now?

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      LadieLeo says:

      iAmChan says:

      @ RIF….and why not? lol

      Hey @ LadieLeo, how the fukk are ya?

      *****************
      No complaints at all

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      Caramel Rain says:

      @ OTB :box:

      I know.. I know :hide:

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      LadieLeo says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      iAmChan says:

      Hey @ LadieLeo, how the fukk are ya?
      ____________
      Scroll up and you’ll see she is doing pretty fuggn fantastic today.

      #goladieleo

      *******************

      :rofl:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      “You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!”

      “What the french toast.”

      “You thought i wouldn’t find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?”

      “Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”

      “Pickle you kumquat.”

      “You’re overreacting.”

      “No, Bill. Overreacting was when I put your convertible into the wood chipper! STINKY MCSTINK FACE!!”

      “You hobo ken.”

      ————————————

      Ghat Dang it OTB this commercial was my shyt…. :rofl:

    429. 429

      :eek:

      :listen: You Don’t Havta Take Your Clothes Off Jermaine?

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      Miany says:

      luVn_liFe… says:
      Yall aint see the magic johnson and Jermaine stewart Font earlier??
      ^^OOOOHHH.. I looked at his WIKI..it says he died from Aids related liver cancer :tea:

    431. 431
      Miany says:

      luVn_liFe… says:
      Yall aint see the magic johnson and Jermaine stewart Font earlier??
      ^^OOOOHHH.. I looked at his WIKI..it says he died from Aids related liver cancer :tea:

    432. 432
      iAmChan says:

      @ Bombshell, being that it goes DOWN over there and I am getting some numbers, I gotta make a few things legit. Imma start expanding content as well. I need a legal rep, a manager, and a couple of partners…..I only wanna deal with yall in that aspect tho.

    433. 433

      OTB it’ll be about 13 years before both are old enough to know the whole thing verbatim :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Yall aint see the magic johnson and Jermaine stewart Font earlier??
      _____

      I did. I :hide: didnt wanna face it. :facepalm:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      SO I am on a call about conflict and resolution. SO if the leader of this call ask me to name a type of resolution, is it wrong if I say they can have a little talk with Jesus, it will make it right?

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      LadieLeo says:

      Yall aint see the magic johnson and Jermaine stewart Font earlier??
      ***********************
      I did but I was trying to remember if he was the we don’t have to take our clothes off or the friday night just got paid money in pocket….one of them is Johnny Kemp :thinking:

    437. 437
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      LadieLeo says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      SO I am on a call about conflict and resolution. SO if the leader of this call ask me to name a type of resolution, is it wrong if I say they can have a little talk with Jesus, it will make it right?

      *******************************
      Morally nah but socially….well you know tolerance, differences and all that :kona:

    439. 439

      iAmChan says:

      @ Bombshell, being that it goes DOWN over there and I am getting some numbers, I gotta make a few things legit. Imma start expanding content as well. I need a legal rep, a manager, and a couple of partners…..I only wanna deal with yall in that aspect tho.
      :tea:
      Bomb/Chan, take it off here :wink:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      iAmChan says:

      @ Bombshell, being that it goes DOWN over there and I am getting some numbers, I gotta make a few things legit. Imma start expanding content as well. I need a legal rep, a manager, and a couple of partners…..I only wanna deal with yall in that aspect tho
      ——————————————

      What’s your e-mail addy? Let’s set up some time to talk more in-depth.

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      :thankyou: <<– Joseline's side job when she ain't hoeing for Steebie.

      HOW IN THE FUGG YOU NOT KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT DEALING WITH A MAN WHO'S A PRO AT SELLING DREAMS????????

      :angry:

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      Miany says:

      Thanks for helping pass time guys :cya:

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      :thankyou: <—bands to make her dance, bands to make her dance

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Thats finnneeee @Razz. Im waiting for the smallest OTBs to gain some years so we can do some Richard Pryor and Robin Harris :kona:

      :hahaha:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      is it wrong if I say they can have a little talk with Jesus, it will make it right?

      ___

      Nah.. you only wrong if you sing it. :tea: :hahaha:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      DTTS Get outta my head :box: Go on now.. git.. :rofl:

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      LadieLeo says:

      Yall aint see the magic johnson and Jermaine stewart Font earlier??
      ***********************
      I did but I was trying to remember if he was the we don’t have to take our clothes off or the friday night just got paid money in pocket….one of them is Johnny Kemp
      __________
      I didn’t see this font. But Jermaine Stewart is the We don’t have to take our clothes off.

      But what is this font you all speak of?

    448. 448
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Bye Miany :bye:

    449. 449
      Nakeya_j says:

      HOW IN THE FUGG YOU NOT KNOW WHAT’S IN YOUR CONTRACT DEALING WITH A MAN WHO’S A PRO AT SELLING DREAMS????????
      —-
      :tea: He can barely speak English, so I’m sure he did not read that contract. SO he don’t know. He can’t really even say contract

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      LadieLeo says:

      :thankyou: for breaking up my day but I gotta :bounce: and get some work done :bye:

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      :rofl: Richard pryor is the kang!!

      I think i’m about to go quote it to Mr. Razz…IDK if he’ll catch on though. :lol: he’s into the new age comedians who aren’t really funny i. e. kevin hart deeray nem’ kat williams.

      :no:

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      Esq, contact Chan, and his Manager will contact you :tea:

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      Milky says:

      What we talkin about? :popcorn:

    455. 455

      Nakeya_j says:

      HOW IN THE FUGG YOU NOT KNOW WHAT’S IN YOUR CONTRACT DEALING WITH A MAN WHO’S A PRO AT SELLING DREAMS????????
      —-
      He can barely speak English, so I’m sure he did not read that contract. SO he don’t know. He can’t really even say contract
      ———
      Shim was naming of hirm body parts and could barely say enunciate that basic shat :hahaha:

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      VDot says:

      All these new emotes!

      :thankyou: Auntie!!

      Did you get a :windmill: yet? Or is :box: all we get?

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      Why ya’ll still calling Josline “Shim” :rofl: :rofl:

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      Vddot if we want to do the windmill we have to do the :karate:

      :lol:

    460. 460
      tintin1979 says:

      wow she’s big. That is so a girl!!!.

    461. 461
      iAmChan says:

      @ bomb

      iamchan2 at yahoo

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Esq, contact Chan, and his Manager will contact you
      ———————————————-

      Well tell him to send me his e-mail addy…. manager :tea:

    463. 463
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      Cause Joseline is a Shim :lol:

    465. 465

      Speaking of, where is MzWhang?! :waiting:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      Why ya’ll still calling Josline “Shim”
      __________\

      shim admitted that steebie bought shim’s puzzy :lol:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Because Jose is a boy.

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      iAmChan says:

      @ bomb

      iamchan2 at yahoo

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      Gotcha… I’ll touch base via e-mail and we will set up time to speak.

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      How many new moticons Sandra made???

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      RahrahRiah says:

      I am going to read all 471 comments now cause they took away Auntie’s blog at work cause I always ended up laughing to my self out loud and looking crazy at my desk :popcorn:

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      cocoa49 says:

      Why don’t these pregnant celbs. just wear the proper clothes for pregnancy and stop squeezing their fat asses in tight clothes. It looks disgusting and not attractive. Just plain nasty looking.

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