Carmelo Anthony: “La La was right to be upset”

La La Anthony defends Carmelo Anthony

Once people know what buttons to push to upset someone, they will push them every time to get a reaction. That’s what happened to NY Knicks star Carmelo Anthony after the Knicks lost game 5 to the Boston Celtics at the Garden on Wednesday, May 1. Boston bench rider Jordan Crawford approached Anthony and talked smack about La La Anthony.

Crawford reportedly said to Anthony, “My man [Kevin Garnett] f***ed your wife!”

After the game, La La took to her Twitter page and tweeted: “Try again. You on the bench for a reason.”

She also posted a message on Instagram.com that read: “STRONG WOMEN only intimidate weak men.”

Carmelo Anthony and Jordan Crawford In defense of his wife, Carmelo told reporters at a shootaround at Suffolk University this morning that La La has a right to be “upset’’ that her name was used by Crawford.

“I would be upset too if I was her,” Anthony said. “She’s always getting thrown into the mix of the Boston Celtic series. I would be upset if I was her. She’s her own person at the end of the day.”

Anthony was referring to an on-court incident in January when Garnett reportedly said something disparaging to Anthony about La La.

“It’s nonsense to me,” Anthony continued. “I don’t pay attention to it. I told you the other day it wasn’t worth you all typing that.”

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    272 Responses to “Carmelo Anthony: “La La was right to be upset””

    1. 1
      Sam says:

      as my cuz says. Oh okay :rofl:

      Hey Yall :waves:

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      libra80sbaby says:

      :facepalm: My husband woulda put them paws on his disrespectul azz :box:

    5. 5
      Betamax82 says:

      Umph :tea:

      Hey Sam :hi:

    6. 6
      Sam says:

      Jenie!!!! :yahoo:

    7. 7
      Sam says:

      Hey beta :hi:

    8. 8
      KyCakes says:

      :lol:
      Good ‘ol Honey Nut Cheerios…

      *goes to find said gravi*

    9. 9

      Um okaaaayyyyyyyyy :tea:

    10. 10

      LaLa typed all that but never said she ain’t phuck Garnett tho.
      :coffee:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Some chit worth a suspension.. I am hood tho. And These is Hispanic Blacks. Maybe its diff where they from.. IDK!

      Melo shoulda did something. :no:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hey Sam :wave:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      inmate that thought he was going home Tues. —-> :haha: <— the DOC…smh..
      Nothing on this topic either :tea:

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      cougar lover says:

      what she mad fo, cheerios is good.

    16. 16

      I have nothing on this post :shrugs:

    17. 17
      Sam says:

      OTB :love: I don’t know the cabbage patch emote :wails: but I’m doin it :)

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    19. 19

      “She’s her own person at the end of the day.”- Carmello Anthony

      :think:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      WEeeelllll, did KG hit that or not?

      #nosey+messy

    21. 21
      KyCakes says:

      cougar lover says:

      what she mad fo, cheerios is good.
      ———————————————————————
      Especially after a good :blunt: session…

      Man…best bowl of honey nut cheerios I ever ate :lol:

    22. 22
      libra80sbaby says:

      I know as a man on your job, you wanna try to keep your cool, but ummm nigrahs can’t just be disrespectin wives all willy nilly and chit. Melo shoulda b!tch slapped that nigrah into the locker room :coffee:

    23. 23
      Miany says:

      I like his response though. Millionaires fight differently than broke folk. My broke azz woulda sucker punched the bench rider for THINKING it was a good idea to taunt me bout someone who fugged my spouse.

    24. 24
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Bootcampgirl, you betta take your real gravi off here before inmate’s kin folk see you on here cracking jokes and put a hit out on you.

      #besafe

    25. 25
      Sam says:

      Where is dubb at. I bought Mariah Carey and bone thugs in harmony breakdown yesterday :rofl:

    26. 26
      OutsidetheBox says:

      what she mad fo, cheerios is good
      ________

      Got me. :shrug: Honey Nut is my favorite too. Just bought the new medley crunch. But them flakes get soggy too fast!

    27. 27
      goat76 says:

      Ole HoneyNut….

    28. 28
      Kevin Young says:

      The first incident was never about the “Honey Nut Cherrios” comment. Melo said back then, that wasn’t what set him off. KG told Melo to “Suck His D-ck”, that’s what set him off. Remember Melo said that KG said something that “A man should never say to another man”. Melo been hearing sh-t about his wife, he doesn’t care about that.

    29. 29
      libra80sbaby says:

      cougar lover says:

      what she mad fo, cheerios is good.

      —————————–
      :lol:

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      ArklaTex says:

      @Man…Right! She ain’t deny that ish yet…there’s some truth in this somewhere…

    31. 31
      Ty says:

      cougar lover says:

      what she mad fo, cheerios is good.
      ___________
      :cosign: Especially the caramel :yes: I max them every morning :love:

    32. 32

      @Bedazzled.. Ion care what G2 hubby paid the stripper to do. Come home with a hickey and you BETTER NOT come home Better fake an accident and sleep at the ER.
      ————-
      When my friend was telling us the story she said: If i were her I would have sat on his ass. :dead:

      We were tipsy when she said this shi so that made it 10x funnier.

    33. 33
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Sam!! We got some new toys too!

      :lock: :phew: :brokenheart:

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      goat76 says:

      libra80sbaby says:

      I know as a man on your job, you wanna try to keep your cool, but ummm nigrahs can’t just be disrespectin wives all willy nilly and chit. Melo shoulda b!tch slapped that nigrah into the locker room :coffee:
      ————-
      I’m witcha on this one. They want him to buck so he can get ejected. I’d get that nigga tho.

    35. 35

      :lol:

      That ol bench riding nigga WANTED Melo to do something so he could get suspened and his ol bench riding azz could advance in the playoffs.

      Melo did right ignorning that fool.

      Kinda surprised Sandra didn’t mention that Jordan Crawford was the first person to know about Jason Collins’ persuasion. The two of them rode the bench together. :love:

    36. 36
      OutsidetheBox says:

      KG told Melo to “Suck His D-ck”, that’s what set him off. Remember Melo said that KG said something that “A man should never say to another man
      _________

      :yes: True.

    37. 37
      Sam says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Sam!! We got some new toys too!

      :lock: :phew: :brokenheart:
      ^^^^^^^^^^

      :yahoo: I like the rain one with the umbrella for the shade :wails:

    38. 38

      Goat!!! Your gravie :hahaha:

    39. 39
      Bootcampgirl says:

      Jeeennnnaaayyyy :yahoo
      From the topic downstairs:
      I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….

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      Kevin Young says:

      The first incident was never about the “Honey Nut Cherrios” comment. Melo said back then, that wasn’t what set him off. KG told Melo to “Suck His D-ck”, that’s what set him off. Remember Melo said that KG said something that “A man should never say to another man”. Melo been hearing sh-t about his wife, he doesn’t care about that.
      __________
      Makes sense.

    41. 41
      Sam says:

      <—- for Diva I had dranks for ha where she at :waiting:

    42. 42
      KyCakes says:

      :rofl: @ goat’s gravi….

      That’s my Son… :lol:

    43. 43
      OutsidetheBox says:

      @Goat that gravi :rofl: :rofl:

      My friend kept hearing some music in her son’s room… she walked in there he was KNOCKED OUT just like the boy in your gravi…slob and all and his ipad was looping on a youtube vid of a twerk team :rofl:

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      Ty says:

      Kinda surprised Sandra didn’t mention that Jordan Crawford was the first person to know about Jason Collins’ persuasion. The two of them rode the bench together
      ___________
      So many things wrong with this comment :crying:

      OTB :dead: @ Black Hispanics :rofl:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Bootcampgirl, you betta take your real gravi off here before inmate’s kin folk see you on here cracking jokes and put a hit out on you.

      #besafe
      __________
      :bite: IKR but, no shade towards him, he is the perfect inmate if there is such a thing…

    46. 46
      Sam says:

      Bootcampgirl says:

      Jeeennnnaaayyyy :yahoo
      From the topic downstairs:
      I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….
      ^^^^^

      this is happenin in 2013 :blink:

    47. 47
      KyCakes says:

      Bootcampgirl says:

      I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….
      ——————————————————————–
      :wtf:

      :no:

    48. 48
      OutsidetheBox says:

      That’s my Son…
      _____________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    49. 49
      libra80sbaby says:

      :offtopic: Do yall read Wahida Clark’s books?

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      NaijaGal says:

      these nigguhs stay pressed…the playoffs better than the housewives shows

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      Bird says:

      What she should be upset about is New York being in the running to be the first team to get eliminated from the playoffs after a 3 – 0 lead.

      Yeah the Thunder are in the same spot, but they playing Houston. Boston ain’t no punk.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      OTB @ Black Hispanics

      ___________

      Chile. I heard the designation was impo’tent to ppl. :lol:

      :hahaha: Gone TY! LOLOL

    53. 53
      Ty says:

      I’m witcha on this one. They want him to buck so he can get ejected. I’d get that nigga tho.
      _______
      Thats when u make that :cell: to Ray Ray and nem from the block to come tag that azz :yes: Dont get your hands dirty Melo :nono:

    54. 54

      I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….
      ———-
      Gotta have some good D or something.

    55. 55

      @NAIJA
      “these nigguhs stay pressed…the playoffs better than the housewives shows”
      ________

      :rofl:

      Sports make grown men emotional! :yes:

    56. 56
      goat76 says:

      @Bedazz and @KYcakes
      Lil Homie gotta make sure dem nutts are secure…. :rofl:

      @OTB That nigga had twerked his meat to sleep…lol Po child

    57. 57
      Sam says:

      :cell: <— I love this

    58. 58

      @OTB
      My friend kept hearing some music in her son’s room… she walked in there he was KNOCKED OUT just like the boy in your gravi…slob and all and his ipad was looping on a youtube vid of a twerk team

      _____________

      Not that twerk team tho! :rofl:

    59. 59

      Bootcampgirl says:

      Jeeennnnaaayyyy :yahoo
      From the topic downstairs:
      I have a male cousin and that ninja is the epitome of a pc of shat. He has 8 kids with, I think three bm’s, he fcks all of them still and they all know it and they still fool with him. He married this woman, who is beat(EC meaning), he walks the dog on her on a regular basis, black eyes, gutt punches the whole nine and she stays. He has never brought her to any family functions, he brings his other side pcs instead and the wife knows about that and stays….
      _____________

      My god :sad: Yeah buddy his day coming you can believe that shyt… that’s just crazy :no:

    60. 60
      OutsidetheBox says:

      Best tweet this week:

      “Today in 1992, Rodney King said, “Can we all get along?” SPOILER ALERT: We can’t.”

      :rofl: :rofl:

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      Betamax82 says:

      :blink:

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      Miany says:

      @Bedazzled… I’m serious. Even my sliders gotta show respect so I KNOW my husband can’t play that shii.. Do your dirt ninja, shii if u gotta but hide it like a CAT….come home with a hickey if u want to :nono: wont be NO SLEEPING in that house.
      @libra.. I have read a few of em..

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      Sam says:

      @OTB That nigga had twerked his meat to sleep…lol Po child
      ^^^

      :rofl:

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      iAmChan says:

      LaLa ain’t fine to me. Fukk them Cheerios

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      goat76 says:

      Ty says:

      I’m witcha on this one. They want him to buck so he can get ejected. I’d get that nigga tho.
      _______
      Thats when u make that :cell: to Ray Ray and nem from the block to come tag that azz :yes: Dont get your hands dirty Melo :nono:
      ——————-
      See Ray Ray n nem might kill the nigga, then Melo would get fcuked up. Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped.

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      Sam says:

      Chan you look like dude from Silk in yo’ gravi

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      MissTaken says:

      :phew: I was getting hot in that Kobe post. They came for me Kobe but I held up the backdrop banner for you :newpost: <— Really says enter here with a picture of Nessa rooted over

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      Nakeya_j says:

      See Ray Ray n nem might kill the nigga, then Melo would get fcuked up. Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped
      —–
      :Yes: Soon as they walk out of the place to get on the bus, Melo should square up and hand him a fair one and whoop that trick.

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      goat76 says:

      iAmChan says:

      LaLa ain’t fine to me. Fukk them Cheerios
      ———————–
      Hey man!! She’s all that and box of HoneyNut to me!! I Luvs LaLa!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      This is my other friend, the one who is NOT a prude. She was a little too proud for my taste. :rofl: Taking pics of that boy and chit.. She creating a monsta tho!

      He did a little worksheet in school that had an outline of a girl on it. Why he made the girl anatomically correct (titties and a bush) and the ppl called him in the office like, “has anyone touched you etc..”.

      Him: :huh: My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling, whats wrong with yall? Can I call my mama?

      :wail: My friend was soooo hot at them folks school :rofl:

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      Bad Influence says:

      Lala irks me…she got some strong ass eyeballs tho. Maybe those eyeballs intimidate men..

      Those weak ass chicken drummettes she has for legs aint strong tho…

      She needs to get into the smuts her hubby is banging around the tri state area tho…. she has to know…. ive seen a pic or 2 :kona:

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      Miany says:

      @TY & OTB… mind you you got the BLACK ONES who WILL NOT LET YOU SAY THEY ARE BLACK…not their fault, it’s what they were taught
      Them: I’m not black, I’m hispanic…
      Me: ok, then I’m not black either, I’m haitian?????
      Them: no you are black
      Me: Yo azz black too, that’s my point. Black is a race. Skin color. Hispanic is just your culture…meaning the folk who owned the ur enslaved ancestors originally came from Spain. Your nationality is Dominican. :facepalm:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      That nigga had twerked his meat to sleep…lol Po child
      ____________

      :wail: I havent caught my boys yet. IDk what Imma do when. Prolly laugh. :rofl:

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      MsB2u says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      LaLa typed all that but never said she ain’t phuck Garnett tho.
      :coffee:
      —————————

      :cosign:

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      Sam says:

      Him: :huh: My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling, whats wrong with yall? Can I call my mama?

      ^^^^^^^^^^
      :wails: way’minute where my mama :cell: :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      . Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped.
      ___________

      :yes: Whole league gone be trying Melo after while. :box:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      @ Bootcamp… if he is perfect inmate then let that child go home.

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      Sam says:

      :yahoo: :happy: BAD!!!!!

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      Miany says:

      Him: My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling, whats wrong with yall? Can I call my mama?
      ^^ :applause: he said these folk asking too much questions bout my ding ding, I wanna talk to my momma :rofl: good boy!!!!!

    82. 82

      goat76 says:

      See Ray Ray n nem might kill the nigga, then Melo would get fcuked up. Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped.
      __________

      HEY @ CHAN

      This reminds me of on Semi Pro when they all fought during the commercial break.

      EVERYBODY HIT SOMEBODY! :hahaha:

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      goat76 says:

      OutsidetheBox says:
      Him: :huh: My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling, whats wrong with yall? Can I call my mama?

      :wail: My friend was soooo hot at them folks school
      ————————-
      :dead:

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      NaijaGal says:

      My mama say nobody cant touch my ding a ling
      =======================
      :rofl: :rofl: that’s right baby, got momma all proud and chit

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      Sam says:

      OTB what age are your boys? My cousin start making my nephew do his own laundry cause she got tired of pulling his socks and chit apart. I died laughin :hahaha:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      All that talk about Messicans and quinceanera and pinatas prompted me to get Cuban food… What ya’ll talkin’ bout :popcorn:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      @ Bootcamp… if he is perfect inmate then let that child go home.
      __________
      Luckily and sadly, I’m just the SA Counselor, I have nothing to do with that… I’m glad I wasn’t the person to break the news to him, they said his eyes were watering…

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      MissTaken says:

      @OTB That nigga had twerked his meat to sleep…lol Po child
      by goat76 on May 3, 2013 at 2:36 pm

      :ghost:

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      goat76 says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      . Melo need to put them paws on ole boy as soon as these playoffs are over, like when the clock hit zero. Homie needs his ass whooped.
      ___________

      :yes: Whole league gone be trying Melo after while.
      —————-
      You can’t have bench riders popping shat. Next the ball and towel boys gonna be hollerin “HoneyNut”.. :rofl:

      He gotta check this nigga.

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      MissTaken says:

      LaLa ain’t fine to me. Fukk them Cheerios
      by iAmChan on May 3, 2013 at 2:38 pm
      ———-
      Scooby Doo voice Errghh :stop: i remember being likened to a bowl of Cheerios by you one day. Ohhhhhhh the eshade has come home to roost :cloud:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Them: no you are black
      _________________

      :rofl: I be all for “who you wanna be today?” but its very telling when they insist on what you are and how different it is from them. Same as I get when white folks be like I dont see color..

      I just :facepalm:

    92. 92

      Looks like I will be tunning into love and hip hop next week :popcorn:

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      Bad Influence says:

      @OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go :ghost: i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl

    94. 94

      You can’t have bench riders popping shat. Next the ball and towel boys gonna be hollerin “HoneyNut”..

      He gotta check this nigga.

      __________

      Naw, he just gotta win. Remember when everyone was saying they phucked LeBron momma? :rofl:

      EVEN THE FANS AND BALL BOYS??
      He won that championship and now people don’t say chit.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      he said these folk asking too much questions bout my ding ding, I wanna talk to my momma good boy!!!!!
      _________

      Trust..he is going exactly in the direction she want him to go. :hahaha: She’on play bout her boy. Got a girl too. Rules different for her tho. :smack:

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      Bad Influence says:

      Sam! :yahoo:

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      @BI
      “i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl”
      ___________

      :rofl: A TWO WHOLE JARS???

      Man, I hope you ain’t embarrass lil man too bad tho.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      OTB what age are your boys? My cousin start making my nephew do his own laundry cause she got tired of pulling his socks and chit apart. I died laughin
      ____________

      Ermahgawd :rofl: :rofl: Yuck! They are 11 and 9. Thank God my mama does the laundry.

      My brother peed the bed till he was like 18? She good with nasty niggas. :wail:

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      iAmChan says:

      MissTaken says:

      LaLa ain’t fine to me. Fukk them Cheerios
      by iAmChan on May 3, 2013 at 2:38 pm
      ———-
      Scooby Doo voice Errghh i remember being likened to a bowl of Cheerios by you one day. Ohhhhhhh the eshade has come home to roost

      ———–

      Your Cheerios and LaLa Cheerios are different boo. Your bowl would be good to me.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      When she was telling me about it, I kept saying why he had to say “ding a ling friend WHYYYYYY” :wail:

      The ding a ling KILT me! :rofl:

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      NaijaGal says:

      I be all for “who you wanna be today?”
      ===========================
      I got a 1/4 of a 1/4 of a 1/4 of Indian in my great great great great great grandmother’s cousin…therefore, I’m part native american

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      Sam says:

      Ermahgawd :rofl: :rofl: Yuck! They are 11 and 9. Thank God my mama does the laundry.

      My brother peed the bed till he was like 18? She good with nasty niggas. :wail:
      ^^^^

      Lawd :dead: It’s about that time :yes:

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      goat76 says:

      Bad Influence says:

      @OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go :ghost: i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl
      —————————–
      He’ll soon graduate to not using any lubrication. That’s when you become a pro, and also he won’t need any visuals, just mental pucci. That usually don’t come until he done had some of the real deal.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      @OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl
      _______________

      :blink: I WISH YOU WOULD DANGLE THIS LITTLE BIT OF STORY IN FRONT OF US :rofl:

      SPILL IT! :waiting:

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      Bad Influence says:

      @Man, i didnt embarrass him at all. I told him its to be expected that he’d “get to know himself” but dnt get all fcking crazy and stop using all my damn vaseline yo! :lol:

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      Miany says:

      @naija… :rofl: you got injun in you guuuuurl!!

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Naw, he just gotta win. Remember when everyone was saying they phucked LeBron momma?

      EVEN THE FANS AND BALL BOYS??
      He won that championship and now people don’t say chit
      ______________

      Ehh so True!! :rofl: :rofl: Damn Melo. get to work..

    108. 108
      Bad Influence says:

      @Otb, im on my kindle…i hate typing on this thing

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      MissTaken says:

      Your Cheerios and LaLa Cheerios are different boo. Your bowl would be good to me.
      by iAmChan on May 3, 2013 at 2:52 pm
      ———–
      :winky: Okay you had me feeling like you were saying I was undercover potted meat :(

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      goat76 says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      You can’t have bench riders popping shat. Next the ball and towel boys gonna be hollerin “HoneyNut”..

      He gotta check this nigga.

      __________

      Naw, he just gotta win. Remember when everyone was saying they phucked LeBron momma? :rofl:

      EVEN THE FANS AND BALL BOYS??
      He won that championship and now people don’t say chit.
      ————-
      You right, I forgot all about that.

      Well since Melo ain’t winning any Championships anytime soon, looks like he gonna have to whoop that ass to set an example.

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      cougar lover says:

      :rofl:

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      Sam says:

      you got injun in you guuuuurl!!

      ^^^^

      If people have at least one strand of hair that curl up they no longa black talking about my grandmother on my uncle side of the family aunty was indian :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      therefore, I’m part native american
      ______________

      :woohoo: <— native american :cloud: dance

      You are welcome here! :hug:

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      NaijaGal says:

      you got injun in you guuuuurl!!
      ====================
      girl…wearing an NC30 when you’re a NW45 is not gonna take away your blackness

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      iAmChan says:

      @ MissTaken

      You look fine to me. (Said in the tone that the lil Asian lady used when she was talking to Kevin Durant)

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      @GOAT
      “You right, I forgot all about that.

      Well since Melo ain’t winning any Championships anytime soon, looks like he gonna have to whoop that ass to set an example”
      ____________

      He gotta go to the Clippers or Thunder or something. Only way someone will beat the wretched Heat. They will need to have several top players.

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      NaijaGal says:

      If people have at least one strand of hair that curl up they no longa black talking about my grandmother on my uncle side of the family aunty was indian
      ====================
      true chit :hahaha: :crying1: <===real tears yo

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      girl…wearing an NC30 when you’re a NW45 is not gonna take away your blackness
      ___________

      Bump you cause they “highlighting” ok :wail: :rofl: :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      My daddy told me when I was little that I was a nigga cause he is a nigga and when I asked him what my momma was, he told me she might as well be a nigga too because she fukked a nigga to have me and she aint around anyway so, why was I asking…

      I shut up after that.

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      Ty says:

      Bad Influence says:

      @OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go
      __________
      :dead:

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      Miany says:

      Sam says:
      you got injun in you guuuuurl!!
      ^^^^
      If people have at least one strand of hair that curl up they no longa black talking about my grandmother on my uncle side of the family aunty was indian
      ^^ lol… you look back at em like :blink: ok… I see it. :kona:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      You look fine to me. (Said in the tone that the lil Asian lady used when she was talking to Kevin Durant
      __________

      :wail: WE LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL. My mama still backwoods tombout :eyeroll: could they be any more obvious with this interracial love push…

      :rofl: Maaaaaa them ppl aint thinking bout yall!

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      Bad Influence says:

      RIF & Tyyyyyy :hug:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      Bad Influence says:

      @OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go

      ——————————————

      :ghost: :rofl: My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too

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      Sam says:

      I got to drive to st. Louis :wails: :waves:

      Yall be good :wails:

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      Miany says:

      My homegirl called me :cell:
      Her: Ever have a man with no teeth try to holla at you?? I walk by this man and he said ‘nice package’
      Me: what you tell him?
      Her: I told his azz ‘dentures’ and kept walking
      ME: You goin to hell :rofl:

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      NaijaGal says:

      he told me she might as well be a nigga too because she fukked a nigga to have me and she aint around anyway so, why was I asking…
      ==========================
      GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN
      well chit nigga, welcome to the club nigga :rofl: :rofl: your daddy weren’t Red from The Five Heartbeats was he :lol:

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      Sam says:

      My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too

      ^^^

      OTB get ready :rofl:

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      NaijaGal says:

      :bye: SAM safe travels

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      hey backatcha Bad… xo

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      Bad Influence says:

      @OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go

      ——————————————

      My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too

      ————
      This I will not be ready for :lol:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      At least they using Vaseline and not lotion…lotion has alcohol in it. They keeping their pee-wees nice, healthy and soft.

      #brightside

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I shut up after that.
      _________________

      :dead: He just told you like it was and you was a perfect kid and didnt ask no more questions. :heart:

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      MissTaken says:

      @ MissTaken
      You look fine to me. (Said in the tone that the lil Asian lady used when she was talking to Kevin Durant)
      by iAmChan on May 3, 2013 at 2:59 pm
      ————-
      :rofl: I love that commercial! Thanks :hugs:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ever have a man with no teeth try to holla at you??
      ___________________

      :wail: :wail: She sounds like me. She got personally offended that he thought he could even!

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      When I finally met my mom, she tried to sit me down and tell me the rainbow of fruit flavors I was mixed with and I was like… My daddy said….. (insert above)

      She didn’t even try to finish. I still don’t know and I still don’t care.

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      Ty says:

      Hey Hissy :happy:

      I guess I can expect sticky sheets and shyt with my son :smack: Finally got his azz to bathe on a regular without monkey stomping him now he gets in the shower with no soap or towel :chase:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too

      ^^^

      OTB get ready

      ____________________

      :eek: :rofl: He like Dragons! And flag football! And Chess. I aint ready yet :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      At least they using Vaseline and not lotion…lotion has alcohol in it. They keeping their pee-wees nice, healthy and soft
      ——–
      :rofl:

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      goat76 says:

      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @GOAT
      “You right, I forgot all about that.

      Well since Melo ain’t winning any Championships anytime soon, looks like he gonna have to whoop that ass to set an example”
      ____________

      He gotta go to the Clippers or Thunder or something. Only way someone will beat the wretched Heat. They will need to have several top players.
      —————————–
      And Wade is on the down side of his career(them knees bout to make him take a seat)and nobody still fcukin with the Heat. Bron just makes everybody better!!

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      Ever have a man with no teeth try to holla at you??
      ___________________

      She sounds like me. She got personally offended that he thought he could even!
      ___________
      Hates that shat, I get old, pimps, beat, fresh out of jail…

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      OTB, you don’t question my daddy. The more you ask, the more truthful he is and I didn’t always wanna know the whole truth. I let him be great.

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      :cloud: Sam :yahoo:
      OTB :cell:
      :rules: My book just arrived. When our bookclub meeting again? Forgot :ashamed:

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      Everyone have a great weekend, :waves: I am about to finish my celebration :yes: :steer:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I had banned vaseline in my house. :wail: & *adds Vaseline back to household supply list* Ion want my boy using my whip..

      :wail:

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      MissTaken says:

      *smoothing my baby hair down in the front with my toddler toothbrush* My peepah from MISS and they intermixed with lots of races. When I get in the shower I don’t e’en put on a cap like Olivia Pope off Scandal :thankyou: <— feeling myself

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      goat76 says:

      NaijaGal says:

      he told me she might as well be a nigga too because she fukked a nigga to have me and she aint around anyway so, why was I asking…
      ==========================
      GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN
      well chit nigga, welcome to the club nigga :rofl: :rofl: your daddy weren’t Red from The Five Heartbeats was he :lol:
      ———————-
      GTFOH!!! :rofl:

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      Betamax82 says:

      Yall give me your input ok..

      My cousin just told me that she is expecting her 2nd child and I told her congrats :partyhat: and all then she starts talking about having a shower and I asked her was she serious mind you she had 6 showers :blink: yes 6 :huh: with her first child so I told her it was tacky in my opinion to have another one what do you all think opinions please.

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      now he gets in the shower with no soap or towel
      ——-
      My son thinks he’s clean after splashing around inthe tub for 15. *le sigh*

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      MissTaken says:

      Don’t even use a shower cap
      ———–
      Okay I’m lying :ashamed:

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      KyCakes says:

      Bad Influence says:
      i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go :ghost: i was like “but u dnt need all that damn vaseline tho…!” Omg i wish i felt like typing the convo…yall would die rofl
      —————————————————————–
      :rofl:
      You missed the convo I typed earlier this week when my Son asked my permission to choke his chicken….

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      Bad Influence says:

      @OTB, i didnt catch the boy but i had a suspicion when 2 jars of Vaseline disappeared in a week… i sat his ass down and confronted the meat tugger….he admitted he was giving it a go

      ——————————————

      My bff goin’ thru this with her 11yr old too

      ————
      This I will not be ready for
      ———————————-
      Only with him he’s into porn with it too! She said she opened the computer browser the other day and was shocked as hell… She put parental controls on the pc so he started looking at it on his cell phone… She is going crazy right now! Po’ chile :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Finally got his azz to bathe on a regular without monkey stomping him now he gets in the shower with no soap or towel
      ____________

      :rofl: Fugg worng with ‘em @Ty. Be in the bathroom just a hollering: “Somebody brang me a towelllllll..”

      Me and the girls: *filing our nails*

      :rofl:

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      KyCakes says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I had banned vaseline in my house. :wail: & *adds Vaseline back to household supply list* Ion want my boy using my whip..

      :wail:
      ——————————————————————-
      :yes:
      Don’t let that boy dry dock…

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      :waves: Jeeennnaaayyyy

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Beta,

      let her do her. why should it bother you? if you feel like going, put on that bright yella dress in your closet and let her be great.. if not, send a card and call it a day.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I had banned vaseline in my house. & *adds Vaseline back to household supply list* Ion want my boy using my whip..
      ——————–
      Ting Ting be all silky and soft :grill:

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      iAmChan says:

      Vaseline is not a good choice, but I digress.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hates that shat, I get old, pimps, beat, fresh out of jail…
      ________________

      :wail: :wail: Im bout to go. Chit hitting TOO close to home tuhday! I visit with my beloved (local jail) every thurs.. Last night I was leaving out and look like somebody who was fresh out was waiting on a ride.

      Im moving fast trying to make it to see Scandal.. well he says, “you aint got to run little mama. I aint got much but I aint the nigga you just left in jail..”

      :rofl: I couldnt do nothing but laugh.

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      KyCakes says:

      iAmChan says:

      Vaseline is not a good choice, but I digress.
      ——————————————————————-
      So what is?

      *gets notepad & pen*

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      MissTaken says:

      My husband has a double standard with our son and the girls. Last night my son (6 months) was rocking back and forth on his tummy trying to crawl and my husband was all proud talking about “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!” :facepalm:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      When I get in the shower I don’t e’en put on a cap like Olivia Pope off Scandal
      ______________

      :wail: :wail: That bish relaxed bone straight in that shower aint nary a kink pop up.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Beta I think it is tacky as well. :|

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      Betamax82 says:

      RIF it doesn’t bother me I just hate the sense of entitlement talmbout she hope for all new everything I love her to death but that there gets a major :rolleyes: from me

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      KyCakes says:

      MissTaken says:

      My husband has a double standard with our son and the girls. Last night my son (6 months) was rocking back and forth on his tummy trying to crawl and my husband was all proud talking about “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!” :facepalm:
      —————————————————————–
      :ghost:
      And the girls won’t be allowed to date until they’re 23, right?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      My book just arrived. When our bookclub meeting again? Forgot
      ___________

      :eek: Oh chit..is it the Goals one? :kona: Im not prepared yet.

    168. 168
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      well, at least it looks…………………

      forgot where i was… :nun:

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      iAmChan says:

      @ KyCakes

      3/4 Jergens, 1/4 Baby oil

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      NaijaGal says:

      I aint got much but I aint the nigga you just left in jail..”
      =============================
      if you paused and thought about it, Imma fight you :rofl: :rofl: nigguh was quick with it though

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Beta, .. then roll your eyes while you putting on that yella dress and be thankful you are not a prick like her.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Vaseline is not a good choice, but I digress.
      ____________

      Ok well dont have my son with the burn…? :waiting:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      @Beta, still trying to figure out why she had to have 6 BS’s, seems excessive to me…And yes, I think it’s tacky…

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!”

      :rofl: :ghost:

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      KyCakes says:

      iAmChan says:

      @ KyCakes

      3/4 Jergens, 1/4 Baby oil
      ——————————————————————-
      Guess I’ll be stopping at Tarjay so I can mix up a batch… :rofl:

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      MissTaken says:

      My husband has a double standard with our son and the girls. Last night my son (6 months) was rocking back and forth on his tummy trying to crawl and my husband was all proud talking about “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!”
      ———-

      My husband is like this too. He said he wouldn’t care if Lil Razz had sex at a young age/in his teens, but is so scared if we had a daughter that she would be a hoe. :facepalm:

      I didn’t talk to him for the rest of the time we were out.

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      MissTaken says:

      if you paused and thought about it, Imma fight you nigguh was quick with it though
      ———
      OTB thinking about it and going back :steer: Hurry up for I change my mind and hop in

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Last night my son (6 months) was rocking back and forth on his tummy trying to crawl and my husband was all proud talking about “look at my boy practing hunching! He gone be killing em with that move!”
      ——-
      :dead: x 1000 and I bet he was super proud. hahahahahaha

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      Betamax82 says:

      :lol: RIF

      @ Boot I’ll tel you something about my cousin and her husband they are GREEDY :tea:

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      Bootcampgirl says:

      3/4 Jergens,
      __________
      Used to :heart: that cherry scented one…
      :mad: why won’t my gravi change….

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      iAmChan says:

      Vaseline is not a good choice, but I digress.
      ——————————————————————-

      Baby Oil is the best. :yes:

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      NaijaGal says:

      My husband is like this too. He said he wouldn’t care if Lil Razz had sex at a young age/in his teens, but is so scared if we had a daughter that she would be a hoe.
      ==========================
      dudes be killing me with that…ummmm sir who do you think he’s fcuking…chile

    183. 183
      Ty says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Finally got his azz to bathe on a regular without monkey stomping him now he gets in the shower with no soap or towel
      ____________

      Fugg worng with ‘em @Ty. Be in the bathroom just a hollering: “Somebody brang me a towelllllll..”

      Me and the girls: *filing our nails*
      ______________
      He doesnt even ask for a towel OTB just gets in to rinse off. He got out the shower one day and his back and neck was still dry and I went da hell off. Went in his bathroom and the soap wasnt even open :chase:

      Im really going to pressure wash his lil azz one day :rules:

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      What about baby oil gel?

      Shea butter?

      Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

      Grape Seed Oil?

      Tea Tree Oil?

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      @NAIJA
      My husband is like this too. He said he wouldn’t care if Lil Razz had sex at a young age/in his teens, but is so scared if we had a daughter that she would be a hoe.
      ==========================
      dudes be killing me with that…ummmm sir who do you think he’s fcuking…chile

      ______

      Someone ELSE’S poorly raised daughter. Aka a “practice girl.”

      We want OUR daughters to be future wives.
      Let someone ELSE’S daughter be the hoe. :yes:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      why can’t yall just go get the water base for sensitive skin KY?… that’s what it’s made for.

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      @BEDAZZLED
      “What about baby oil gel?

      Shea butter?

      Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

      Grape Seed Oil?

      Tea Tree Oil?

      __________

      The baby oil gel isn’t as good. :no:

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      NaijaGal says:

      My husband is like this too. He said he wouldn’t care if Lil Razz had sex at a young age/in his teens, but is so scared if we had a daughter that she would be a hoe.
      ==========================
      dudes be killing me with that…ummmm sir who do you think he’s fcuking…chile
      ————
      He gets excited at the thought of having a second boy. I said ok well when they knock up some fast ass/someone that they are in Luuh with at 16, I’m not gonna be no grandma’am. You can be the best grand pappi you can be. :lol:

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      NaijaGal says:

      Someone ELSE’S poorly raised daughter. Aka a “practice girl.”

      We want OUR daughters to be future wives.
      Let someone ELSE’S daughter be the hoe.
      =============================
      uh huh as long as you know the next nigguh is saming the same chit about your daughter

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      Betamax82 says:

      :hahaha:

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      iAmChan says:

      Say no to the baby oil gel

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Im really going to pressure wash his lil azz one day
      —-
      :hahaha:

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      iAmChan says:

      Now you ladies are gonna be checkin up on why yall be running low on baby oil and not one person has shiny skin.

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      Ty says:

      @ Sandra…I just sent you a video from my free email account (yahoo). It deserves a write up hun :thumbsup:

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      NaijaGal says:

      TY I just noticed your gravi :rofl: my GAWD yall ain’t never gone be chit :rofl:

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      Man, I just don’t care™ says:

      @BEDAZZLED
      “What about baby oil gel?

      Shea butter?

      Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

      Grape Seed Oil?

      Tea Tree Oil?

      __________

      The baby oil gel isn’t as good.
      ————–
      What about said rest?

    197. 197

      :jack: with baby oil.. Y’all gone have some shiney bawlz :rofl:

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      @NAIJA
      “Someone ELSE’S poorly raised daughter. Aka a “practice girl.”

      We want OUR daughters to be future wives.
      Let someone ELSE’S daughter be the hoe.
      =============================
      uh huh as long as you know the next nigguh is saming the same chit about your daughter

      ___________

      We DO know that, hence their concern about raising a daughter and watching her and the like. :shrugs:

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      goat76 says:

      It was hard to type this, but fcuk it….lol

      I’ve used Crisco Shortening before. My momma would kill me if she knew that…lol

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      @BEDAZZLED
      ““What about baby oil gel?

      Shea butter?

      Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

      Grape Seed Oil?

      Tea Tree Oil?

      __________

      The baby oil gel isn’t as good.
      ————–
      What about said rest?

      __________

      I haven’t tried all them. Once I discovered Baby Oil I said i would never cheat on her.

      :love: Me and baby oil!

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      NaijaGal says:

      We DO know that, hence their concern about raising a daughter and watching her and the like.
      ================
      duh man…hence my initial statement

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      KyCakes says:

      goat76 says:

      It was hard to type this, but fcuk it….lol

      I’ve used Crisco Shortening before. My momma would kill me if she knew that…lol
      ——————————————————————-
      :rofl:
      Thank you for your honesty…

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      ya’ll need pucci

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      NaijaGal says:

      Crisco Shortening
      ===================
      as long as it wasn’t the used can :eek: :lol:

    205. 205
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Goat was cooking up that good chit!

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      Ty says:

      :rofl: @ Naija

      @ Goat So u took Crisco from the grease can in the middle of the stove to smother your duck :hahaha:

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      iAmChan says:

      @ Goat you too trill for that bro

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      goat76 says:

      NaijaGal says:

      Crisco Shortening
      ===================
      as long as it wasn’t the used can :eek: :lol:
      ——————–
      Wit the old fish grease…… Oh y’all need Jesus!

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      NaijaGal says:

      what if God granted all men’s wishes to just have boys :rofl:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      goat76 says:

      It was hard to type this, but fcuk it….lol

      I’ve used Crisco Shortening before. My momma would kill me if she knew that…lol

      ————————————————-

      :ghost: :rofl:

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      NaijaGal says:

      Goat So u took Crisco from the grease can in the middle of the stove to smother your duck
      =========================
      he was living by Brother Malcolm’s philosophy BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY :lol:

    212. 212
      KyCakes says:

      NaijaGal says:

      what if God granted all men’s wishes to just have boys :rofl:
      ——————————————————————-
      Girl even I begged God to give me a Boy. I KNEW I didn’t want no girls…

      Thank you, Jesus! :lol:

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      Chelle514 says:

      Enjoy the rest of your day everyone

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      goat76 says:

      Ty says:

      :rofl: @ Naija

      @ Goat So u took Crisco from the grease can in the middle of the stove to smother your duck :hahaha:
      ——————
      Good thang American Pie hadn’t been made back in those days, if it had, I probably woulda hit one of them warm sweet potato pies for Thanksgiving..lol

      Let me stop before y’all thank a nigga is perv!!

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      They told me I was having a girl.. I was like, “well, FIX it!”

      didn’t work… I’m stuck with a girl.

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      iAmChan says:

      @RIF, watch that pretty mouf of yours

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      Ty says:

      :dead: One of my child hood firends cut a whole in his mattress back in the day. Now thats a perv :rofl: We still tease him about that :hurl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      @Chan, watch that pretty dayck of yours

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      NaijaGal says:

      KYCAKES & RIF – are yall them practice girls MAN was just talking about :tea:

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      NaijaGal says:

      One of my child hood firends cut a whole in his mattress back in the day.
      =============================
      any hole will do huh :rofl:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Naija… I talk a dirty game but, only one man benefits from it.

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      MissTaken says:

      It was hard to type this, but fcuk it….lol
      I’ve used Crisco Shortening before. My momma would kill me if she knew that…lol
      by goat76 on May 3, 2013 at 3:34 pm
      ————
      grabs Nessa little girls by the hands and instruct them out of this beastial post :
      : :kona: :kona: :kona: All of our kitten heels clicking

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      goat76 says:

      Ain’t nothing slippery than Crisco Shortening. I had tried Vaseline, lotion, baby oil, etc.

      All that shat is too messy, so I learned how to beat it with out any lube and not skin my shat up at the same time.

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      Ty says:

      damn it *hole*

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Mr. Goat… you can stop there sir. It sounds like you still using the Crisco.

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      goat76 says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      ya’ll need pucci
      —————
      You wanna give me some??? I’ll be much obliged!

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      iAmChan says:

      @ Goat typing with one hand and experimenting with the other, lmao

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      MissTaken says:

      Goat I got ta know. Did ya mama use that same grease to fry the chicken later on that day? :hahaha:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      I’ll pass Goat. I don’t wanna make Crisco mad. She a jealous heffa.

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      goat76 says:

      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Mr. Goat… you can stop there sir. It sounds like you still using the Crisco.
      ——————
      Nah.. I left those childish things behind, when I became a man(11th grade).

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      goat76 says:

      All this shat started because of my Gravi!!

      @Chan… Gotta keep the right hand free(my strong hand)

      @MissTaken I was clean with it, I didn’t dig my hands in it, I’d use a spoon.

      @Reading… Good one :yes:

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      KyCakes says:

      NaijaGal says:

      KYCAKES & RIF – are yall them practice girls MAN was just talking about :tea:
      ——————————————————————-
      I was afraid of the D, quite frankly…

      Never fooled around in HS or anything…

      When I was 17 and left home and got turnt out by my BD, well… :tea:

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      iAmChan says:

      xvideos or redtube….that is the question.

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      Ty says:

      Kris Kross’ recent comeback … and the money that came with it … put Mac Daddy on a drug-fueled road to self-destruction, sources close to the deceased rapper tell TMZ.

      Sources tell us, Mac Daddy — real name Chris Kelly — has been on and off drugs (including cocaine and heroin) for the last ten years, but had recently cleaned up his act.

      We’re told that changed dramatically in recent weeks, following Kris Kross’ big comeback concert in Atlanta back in February.

      According to sources, Kelly’s ego blew up … along with his wallet … and he started hanging out in clubs again, chumming up with big name Atlanta rappers. We’re told the drugs came back in full force as a result.

      As we reported, Kelly’s mother told police the rapper had been taking speedballs (coke and heroin mixed together) Tuesday night … the night before he died … and cops believe drugs contributed to his death.

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      MissTaken says:

      @MissTaken I was clean with it, I didn’t dig my hands in it, I’d use a spoon.
      by goat76 on May 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm
      ——–
      Classy :yes:

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      NaijaGal says:

      KYCAKES :lol: my nigguh :fistbump:

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      Just Looking says:

      “STRONG WOMEN only intimidate weak men.” :<<<<< I agree with that. #CarryOn. Goes back to be Molly Maid

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      Just Looking says:

      :waves: @Goat I forgot I can’t read your messages from the bottom up. :rofl:

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      Who Dat says:

      Where is dubb at. I bought Mariah Carey and bone thugs in harmony breakdown yesterday
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      My FAVE Mimi video. :yahoo: She was so dayum purdy in that vid :love:

      That and “The Roof” :love:

      Well I guess I’m trying to be…….Nonchalant ’bout it
      And I’m going to extremes… to prove I’m fine withoutcha
      But in reality EYE’M…slowly losing my mind…Underneath the guise of a smile…Gradually I’m dying insideeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

      That is my BISH :wail:

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      goat76 says:

      iAmChan says:

      xvideos or redtube….that is the question.
      ——————-
      xvideos allday

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      Just Looking says:

      Found my creamy green jar in my son’s room. WHY :sad: :cuss:

      It was empty

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      MissTaken says:

      We are going to die in this post talmbouy Goat beating Crisco infused meat and subliminal dack appreciation messages :lol: Ciara voice Yea she reads :cool:

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      Just Looking says:

      Found my creamy green jar in my son’s room. WHY :sad: :cuss:

      It was empty

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      xvideos or redtube….that is the question.
      ——————-
      xvideos allday

      ___________

      X STAYS on my phone. :yes:

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      goat76 says:

      Just Looking says:

      :waves: @Goat I forgot I can’t read your messages from the bottom up. :rofl:
      —————————-
      Yeah, bottom to top is a bad idea…lol

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      KyCakes says:

      :lol: @Naija for real, though.

      I remember in HS I went to a party and this cat I had a SERIOUS crush on got me in a room an was like “just kiss it a little bit”

      :eek: <——– Me
      "Boy please" and promptly walked out….

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      KyCakes says:

      xvideos or redtube….that is the question.
      —————————————————————-
      I was only hip to Pornhub

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      KyCakes says:

      :rofl: @just

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      Just Looking says:

      something is wrong with my ENTER button. SAWWRY

      Maybe it oil got underneath the keys, cause my :laptop: was in there too. :ashamed:

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      KDub, mine is We Belong Together :love:

      OH, and Take It Off

      I be Jamming on the 1 lol! :listen:

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      goat76 says:

      These youngins got it made with technology…

      All we had was BlackTails mags and the white folks mags.

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      Apparition says:

      Wasn’t never really fond of any lube. I DO know that almost every girl I’ve had do it for me was some type of secret sadist. :twisted:

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      Who Dat says:

      <<< xvideos.

      Not for ME…for…a friend of mine

      :coffee:

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      @GOAT
      “These youngins got it made with technology…

      All we had was BlackTails mags and the white folks mags.
      ____________________

      BRUH!
      I had to confiscate my nephews phone and I went through that bytch!
      :facepalm:

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      Just Looking says:

      Only heard about amateurtubeporn :gossip:

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      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      :scared:

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      KyCakes says:

      :lol: @Naija for real, though.

      I remember in HS I went to a party and this cat I had a SERIOUS crush on got me in a room an was like “just kiss it a little bit”

      :eek: <——– Me
      "Boy please" and promptly walked out….

      :rofl: I know that's right Ky! :woot: <–sign Really says HEAD WASN'T COOL BACK THEN!#thankgoodnessforthat

      If'n someone would've even asked for that, they'd get this :huh: :blink: :chase: ETC!!!!

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      MissTaken says:

      :whistle: whose gonna talk on phone ….till the sun comes up… we belong togethhhhhhhhjeeeeeeeerrrrrrr”
      Passes out from long note

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      goat76 says:

      :dead: @Man

      What you find in his phone…lol

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      Just Looking says:

      Step dad to son, is this COME all over the family couch, ummmm sir it’s SEMEN.

      <<<<—–Calling the cleaning people.

      Guess it was his new girlfriend :kona:

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      renegadesince1985 says:

      But LaLa was a groupie back in the day….KG been in the game for a minute. At one point he was the highest paid athlete in any sport. I don’t doubt he hit it…. :coffee:

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      NaijaGal says:

      :newpost: is up

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      @GOAT
      “What you find in his phone…lol”
      ____________

      Chit was too grown for me!

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      goat76 says:

      Yeah, back then y’all sistas wasn’t bopping. But those Becky’s was bopping like it was going out of style.

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      MissTaken says:

      :whistle: whose gonna talk on phone ….till the sun comes up… we belong togethhhhhhhhjeeeeeeeerrrrrrr”
      Passes out from long note

      :2dance: Shake shake it off

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      Who Dat says:

      KDub, mine is We Belong Together
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      My part on that song is actually her sanging her own background vocals.

      Come backkkkkkkkkkkkkk baby come backkkkkkkkkk come back…come homeeee YEAH… :love:

      My fave song on that album though is “Say Something”…one of the FEW MC songs which she has NO production crediks.

      Cause unlike SOME artists she only takes credit when it is due. :cloud:

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      Hard Hitter "Unchained" says:

      4 Game 6′s tonight. Melo get a chance to dish it and get the last laugh. ATL, Houston, Memphis and NY standup.

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      Sandra Rose says:

      @ Hard Hitter “Unchained”: It’s the elimination game for 3 teams tonight. This is what I Love about the NBA. Those millionaires will be scrapping tonight. :yes:

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      thatgurljenny96 says:

      @DTTS WHATS THE CREAM THAT FADES SCARS?

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