Celebrity Style: Jay Z

Jay Z attends Great Gatsby premiere

It must seem strange to rap mogul Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter to wear clothes that are more appropriate for his age. The 45-year-old rapper, who normally dresses like a teenager, attended the “The Great Gatsby” world premiere at Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts on Wednesday, May 1, 2013 in New York City.
Photos: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images

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    205 Responses to “Celebrity Style: Jay Z”

    1. 1
      Diva says:

      1st :trophy:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      That moment when one of your co workers walks to your desk and say “Girl ya’ll have me laughing on SR” :dead:

    3. 3
      GAGIRL87 says:

      I’ve been outed :lol:

      @ Diva :hug:

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      cougar lover says:

      its not strange. jiggaman the one who made these wrappers Change Clothes, put on a suit, and get a tape up!

    5. 5

      Dude need to dress like this more often :yes: Gagirl :hug:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      That moment when one of your co workers walks to your desk and say “Girl ya’ll have me laughing on SR”
      __________________

      :dead: wow !!!!! I have had several people tell me the same thing

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “Girl ya’ll have me laughing on SR”
      ________________

      :facepalm: I told you stop showing them your face. :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      He looks great! :yes:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      That moment when one of your co workers walks to your desk and say “Girl ya’ll have me laughing on SR”
      —–
      :blink: Hey GA co-worker!! :wave: *wispers to GA* Chhiilleeeee. They know it’s you?! :lol:

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      MsB2u says:

      must i say he looks alittle appealing

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      He even got a haircut. Guess he do follow you. :sarcasm:

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      What a suit can do :tea: he is actually attractive here……

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      San says:

      who normally dresses like a teenager
      —————-
      Ppl be worried about the wrong thing

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      So Sandra ain’t gone do a post on today being my Man’s BDay?
      *blows bubble*

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      @ OTB I know right no more real avi friday for me :no: :lol:

      @ Jenie :facepalm: NEVER again I need my job :coffee:

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      I can take or leave present day Sean Carter. But Reasonable Doubt is the greatest rap CD of all time…OF ALL TIME!!! :lol:

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      INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

      GET EM JIGGA :)

      LICKS LIPS-SOMETHING ABOUT A MAN WITH THAT MUCH MONEY & POWER IS AN INSTANT TURN ON :coffee:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      KITA :yahoo:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      @ OTB I know right no more real avi friday for me
      @ Jenie NEVER again I need my job
      ___________________

      Feel ya on that one :tea: we both do !!!

    21. 21

      *long inhale through nose*
      I wonder what cologne he has on now :tea:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      @ Nakeya :rofl: EMERGAWDDDD I feel like I’m being watched now :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ppl be worried about the wrong thing

      _____________________________________

      People who be collecting backpacks..

    24. 24

      New Girl :woot: <–says What The Rock is Cooking :shrug: #itried

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      cougar lover says:

      Diva get my numma from OTB.

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      San says:

      What a suit can do he is actually attractive here……
      ————–
      See what money can do for you :lol:

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      GAGIRL87 says:

      Bye ya’ll beautiful people :hi: :hug:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      *long inhale through nose*
      I wonder what cologne he has on now :tea:
      __________________

      I heard they call it “Money” *stank face*. :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      cougar lover says:

      Diva get my numma from OTB.

      _________________

      :facepalm: Now you finna have these thirsty heffas (Divurr excluded) in my tess box tombout Couga’s numma..

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      *long inhale through nose*
      I wonder what cologne he has on now :tea:
      __________________

      I heard they call it “Money” *stank face*. :tea:

      :lol: Hmmp, you ain’t got to stank face me, I :love: J, especially when he puts some clothes on :tea:

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      A man in a nice suit is a turn on !!! Nothing like a clean crisp, nice smelling GQ man hunny. :tea: With a nice watch on his wrist and I’m not talking that blinged out stuff neither :coffee:

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      San says:

      People who be collecting backpacks..
      ————–
      Yep :yes:

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      *whispers*
      Change ya name
      Change ya pic

      and just give us a :wink: so that we’ll know it’s you! :hahaha:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      no more real avi friday for me
      ______________

      But your so gorrrrgggg1 Might I suggest a well-procured pair of hata/lurker blockas :yes:

      :cool: <– Karen Walker Number Ones.

    36. 36

      SHAUN! *Swan dives into your arms* :hug:

      New Girl! ;yahoo; :lol:

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      Who ever fonted “thirsty” earlier, did they come back and answer if it was shade :lol:

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      cougar lover says:

      :D

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      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Who ever fonted “thirsty” earlier, did they come back and answer if it was shade
      ______________

      :cool:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hmmp, you ain’t got to stank face me, I J, especially when he puts some clothes on
      ____________

      :lol: It wasnt “at” you. I know you know how to do that “He Got Too Much Money” Stank Face. :lol:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @DTTS I have missed most of the day…*wispers* fill me in

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Where is Dubb at? I need a recap and I need the tea from up in here for the day. I hate not being here all day

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      KayCeiSoul says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ppl be worried about the wrong thing

      _____________________________________

      People who be collecting backpacks..

      ________________________________

      :wail:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      We’re having a Shareholders meeting today. Aint nothing like stocks and bonds money to make me get saditty and proper.. :no: *checks lippy in desk mirra*

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @DTTS I have missed most of the day…*wispers* fill me in
      _________________________

      Pant was drying pretty damn slow today :yawn:

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      Nakeya, I think we need Kdub yo :lol:
      I can’t remember :smack:
      =============
      :cloud: #shadetree :shrug:
      =============
      :newbie: <–says ain't no too much money :rofl:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @Jenie Thanks hun. Oh so I did not miss anything? Cool

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Where is Dubb at? I need a recap and I need the tea from up in here for the day. I hate not being here all day
      __________________

      Thought I saw ya font today :thinking:

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      When you stand up, Smooth out your clothes OTB :lol:
      They’ll know you mean business :rofl:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @DTTS Hold Up (n my Martin voice) Is that shade tree for me, and if so why? I been in and out all day, so I was actually shyt today.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @Jenie you did. In and out. I missed most of it. smh

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Who was :rain: ? I missed it?!? :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :cloud: ? :cuss:

    60. 60

      Oh Jenny, 52 was for you, I was trying to show off since you were being :cool: :rofl:
      =======================
      New Girl
      Jill Scott and Robin Thicke at ToC :dance:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      <–says ain't no too much money

      __________

      IKR. I be zooted. :lol: Duh.

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @DTTS Hold Up (n my Martin voice) Is that shade tree for me, and if so why? I been in and out all day, so I was actually shyt today.

      Yeah Yeah Yeah It’s for you. :box: Whatyaself Get Besidesyaself :box:

      MANUFACTURED CRISIS :sarcasm:
      #talmboutisitforyou :hahaha:

    63. 63

      @ New Girl…What day? :eek:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Smooth out your clothes
      ________________

      :hahaha: Listen. I thought I scared the chit outta one of them old crakkas this morning. Damn near jumped out his skin. :blink:

      I aint getting up from here no more! :lol:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      @DTTS Hold Up (n my Martin voice) Is that shade tree for me, and if so why? I been in and out all day, so I was actually shyt today.

      Yeah Yeah Yeah It’s for you. Whatyaself Get Besidesyaself

      MANUFACTURED CRISIS
      #talmboutisitforyou
      —–
      Yo why did I laugh all loud at this and my co-worker said" You must be on that blog" lol I refuse to tell her the name of the blog. hahahahahah. :heart: u DTTS I needed to laugh.

    69. 69

      I am loving these new emotes seriously :lol: :thankyou:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      *looks around* So I (finally) snapped on my friend yall. :eek:

      She said my face looked funny the other day, asked if I was losing weight and then said, “why..” :blink:

      So I read her a riot act, told her im tired of that hating ass chit. *whispers* She a Libra. :facepalm:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      I’m taking requests
      ——-
      Kindly play My Mind Right from that Memphis Bleek album. hahahah DOnt say what album either. Wait….did he even have more than one?! hahaha

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      MANUFACTURED CRISIS
      ___________________

      :hahaha: My fave new chit.

    73. 73

      Jenny, I was doing Mystical’s voice there :D
      ======
      New Girl
      Thursday, July 11, 5:30pm
      Robin Thicke

      Estelle

      Robin Thicke

      Saturday, July 13, 5:30pm
      Jill Scott

      Maxi Priest

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      San says:

      told her im tired of that hating ass chit
      ————-
      :lol:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
      Nakeya_j says:
      @DTTS Hold Up (n my Martin voice) Is that shade tree for me, and if so why? I been in and out all day, so I was actually shyt today.
      Yeah Yeah Yeah It’s for you. Whatyaself Get Besidesyaself
      MANUFACTURED CRISIS
      #talmboutisitforyou
      —–
      Yo why did I laugh all loud at this and my co-worker said" You must be on that blog" lol I refuse to tell her the name of the blog. hahahahahah. u DTTS I needed to laugh.
      ______________________

      See, my coworker the same way ….. :tea: this is why my gravie come down on real gravie Friday at 12:00 hunny seriously

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I’m taking requests
      ____________

      Oooh.. :thinking:

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      Who Dat says:

      I’m taking requests
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      U Make Me Wanna…Jadakiss and Mariah.

      Thanks :love:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ciara..Body Party. :yes:

      *snakes up and down bod*

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      *looks around* So I (finally) snapped on my friend yall.
      She said my face looked funny the other day, asked if I was losing weight and then said, “why..”
      So I read her a riot act, told her im tired of that hating ass chit. *whispers* She a Libra.
      __________________

      lol!!!!!

    80. 80

      I aint getting up from here no more! :lol:

      I missed this. Replay! :lol: #ineedtoknow
      ============
      :hug: Nakeya
      :hi: GA :rofl:
      70 :dead: #thatsnotwhatfriendsarefor :kona:

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      Who Dat says:

      @Nakeya about that recap… I been in and out today too. I don’t know who e-beefin, who baby daddy paying real life car notes, who is e-married, who is e-divorced. IDK.

    82. 82

      You snapped on here at the wrong time?! :rofl:

      That was a compliment, no? :lol:

      :listen: Close yalls eyes and imagine your request playing :kona: :rofl:

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      Diva says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      So Sandra ain’t gone do a post on today being my Man’s BDay?
      *blows bubble*
      ————————
      my man too!!!! :wave: hey Dimpz :winky:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :woohoo: The Wrapper is blowing me up! :cell:

      But I got him on The Rules. :tea: I cant ansa/call him back till *checks calendar* tomm. :tea:

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      MissTaken says:

      :hahaha: at GaGirl being outted
      I know Bey danced : thankyou: for Jay when she saw him suited and booted

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :woohoo: The Wrapper is blowing me up! :cell:

      But I got him on The Rules. :tea: I cant ansa/call him back till *checks calendar* tomm. :tea:
      And that’s a “Maybe” :lol: #hangintherewrapperhanginthere :rofl:

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      MissTaken says:

      :thankyou: Bey on the pole for Jay

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      Diva says:

      @OTB you heard Cougar…

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I missed this. Replay! #ineedtoknow
      ______________

      I think it mightve been too early.. and here I come walking fast looking like a tall drink of (colored) water. :lol:

      I dont think he know I saw it but I startled him. He clearly “jumped”. :no:

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      coco creamy says:

      I think JAY-Z is the sexiest man alive no one is that FINE, oooweee :scared: <<<<< ooook Im goin :kona: no need to throw stuff at me :lol:

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      I know I just :love: :love: :love: when a man has on a suit and tie :woot: #woooyeahhhhh

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      who baby daddy paying real life car notes <–Listen. if I find out who baby daddy this ill :eek: *mouths* ITS ON

      I just hope its one of them mah e-girls who dont care if her e-rounds fukk her past round. :kona:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      I missed this. Replay! #ineedtoknow
      ______________

      I think it mightve been too early.. and here I come walking fast looking like a tall drink of (colored) water. :lol:

      I dont think he know I saw it but I startled him. He clearly “jumped”. :no:

      :dead: He forgot where the fugg he was at :rofl: :rofl:

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      :warning: Kdub, just make something up :grill:

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      Past round or passed ’round? :coffee:

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      97 I wasn’t gonna say nothing, but what’s the rest of that mean :rofl:

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      MetroAtlMrs says:

      Jay cleans up well…

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      You snapped on here at the wrong time?!

      That was a compliment, no?
      ______________________

      Hail naw. :rofl: I ran to the mirror and chit (we was about to go out) thanking my makeup was fukked up..like, “whatttttt?!?!?!” :woohoo: <–me.

      Then the bish started talking about her weight loss (struggling) :huh: So wait. You just made me feel "down" cause you aint happy with what you got going? Sheesh. Not a compliment the way she said it.

      We was on the phone yesterday and she called me, "homely". :( And then asked me if that was the word she wanted to use.. I cant make this chit up. :no:

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      :dead: yall see this is got one piece of grass :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      @OTB you heard Cougar…
      _______________

      :rofl: :cell:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      @Dubb Who baby dad is paying real life car notes?!

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      San says:

      We was on the phone yesterday and she called me, “homely”. And then asked me if that was the word she wanted to use.. I cant make this chit up.
      ————–
      U say this ur friend ehh

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      MissTaken says:

      Ciara..Body *snakes up and down bod*

      by OutsidetheBox on May 2, 2013 at 3:47 pm
      ——–
      YAS GAWD!!
      :whistle: O ….o.oh. OO

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      Alright I’m out ! Can’t take no more of this shyt the pant just want dry …. you guys drive home safely, I am going continue to celebrate tonight :koolaid: :peace:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Past round or passed ’round?
      ____________

      *sputters* :rofl: :rofl:

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      “homely” :argue: #saywhatnow!

      I thought it went down like this: *snickers*

      She asked if you weres losing weight and then said, “why..” AS IN you don’t need to lose weight but she is noticing a slimmer figure.

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      San says:

      Can’t take no more of this shyt the pant just want dry
      —————
      :blink:
      :lol:

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      @ Shaun… I gotta friend with a friend like that. :yes:

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      goat76 says:

      Diva says:

      @OTB you heard Cougar…
      —————————–
      Damn!!!
      :shotsfired:

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      MissTaken says:

      Did Sandra ever do a medical minute on teeny limbs but big torsos?
      :cell: Calling her

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      MzDimplez1123 says:

      :cosign: 111

      Ya see, we got two votes for you went off on her at the wrong time! :rofl: :rofl:

      ===
      Why she use homely though? Bish ain’t got no vocabulatry, and was just trying show of :shrug: impress you with her words :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      U say this ur friend ehh
      ______________

      Its taking me years to see what folks been seeing/saying. 30 yurrs. :( She still is my “friend” for all intents and purposes but things are all the way strained.

      I told her homely is unattractive..then she said, “No! I mean like I cant look at you and tell you like to stay in the house but I KNOW you like to stay in the house..that make sense?”

      Me: :huh: Not really..
      Her: Well, I can just tell she is a homebody.
      Me: Oh.

      She was telling me about the baby mauva of a dude I used to date.

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      cougar lover says:

      “homely” says a person who prolly has to doll up to be attractive, and mad that you just gotta wake up in the morning n fluff ya hair a lil bit to be purrty. that or somebody who try to clown my frugal, cuz they fool enough to spend full price or not have sense to know the best time to buy products, when they are known to drop in price.

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      Some dude stabbed his friend for not switching positions during a threesome. :huh: :eek: :blink:

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      Winner Winner :chickenhead: Dinner :trophy: #novocabulary :lol:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Some dude stabbed his friend for not switching positions during a threesome.
      —————————

      :wtf: :dead: as soon as I log back in for the day

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      tintin1979 says:

      Sexy

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      She asked if you weres losing weight and then said, “why..” AS IN you don’t need to lose weight but she is noticing a slimmer figure.
      _____________

      Thats what she meant yes, but they way she is with ppl is so “abrasive?” it comes off as spite or hate or something.
      Dont tell me my face looks funny. Say it looks slimmer..or betta yet dont say chit b!tch I got 50-11 mirrors in here.

      WHen I said yeah Im losing weight that shouldve been a cue to her that I want to do it, fukk what she like. Ion talk about her choices. :blink:

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      @ New Girl…I wasn’t cosigning her going off at the wrong time, I was cosigning misunderstanding the “friend”. :lol:

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      Cougar, don’t be mad forever yo :rofl: #theywerejustjoshing
      =======
      New Girl,da fugg :blink:
      Did you see the dates? :eek:

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      San says:

      told her homely is unattractive..then she said, “No! I mean like I cant look at you and tell you like to stay in the house but I KNOW you like to stay in the house..that make sense?”
      ———————-
      Now I got a homely cheap real cheap friend. Just don’t care, tired looking all the time. I don’t tell her that though. Just encourage her when the topic come up. A when you dress better u feel better should suffice. Homely is offensive

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      Just Looking says:

      Ms. Sandra – Are you giving a prize guessing the person in post below?

      That artist is one of my favs.

      “Hate on Me” Runs on Rotation of songs that I get dressed to in the AM.

      :nun: :happy:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      What’s going on in here???? Who paying car notes, calling wrappers and callin’ folks “homely”??? :popcorn:

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      HEY BOMBSHELL! I Like Yo gravi. <–K. Michelle voice. :lol:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      :hugs: Dimpz

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      Fated4Greatness says:

      he looks nice!! :applause:

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      Just Looking says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Some dude stabbed his friend for not switching positions during a threesome.
      ___
      Chit get critcal when you are exicted. :shrug: :kona:

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      I think that happened Valentine’s Day. :eek:

      Dudes gotta share on V-Day now? :no:

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      :rofl: @ JL

      Bet he switch next time. :ashamed:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ya see, we got two votes for you went off on her at the wrong time!

      ===
      Why she use homely though? Bish ain’t got no vocabulatry, and was just trying show of impress you with her words
      _________________________

      Ok wrong time. I was still salty from earlier..we had some drinks and smokes with a few niggs…I wore some converse that I BOUGHT (sour cause I ALWAYS give away my unusuables) from her in like, no lie, prolly 2000. They have a camo print. i love camo print. Anyway I wore the shoes and she said rather loudly, “You still have those. i remember I gave them to you ten years ago..”

      Me: :yes: I love them. You sold them to me cause your feet were too big..

      :tea:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Some dude stabbed his friend for not switching positions during a threesome.
      _____________

      *raises pointer finger* Umm questions?

      1. Sex(es) of the participants?
      2. What did the third party do?
      #. What did he stab him with?

      :blink:

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      “You still have those. i remember I gave them to you ten years ago..”
      ^^^
      Ole bish :rollseyes:
      Ok, I have reassessed my assessment and I vote her OFF the island! :mad:

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      heartland says:

      Who ever fonted “thirsty” earlier, did they come back and answer if it was shade
      ==============
      Damn, what I miss?! :popcorn:

      R E C A P ? ?

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Some dude stabbed his friend for not switching positions during a threesome.
      _____________

      *raises pointer finger* Umm questions?

      1. Sex(es) of the participants?
      2. What did the third party do?
      #. What did he stab him with?

      :blink:
      $. Was any of them related? :rofl:

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      @ Shaun…The third party was a female. Let me see if I can find the actual story. I saw that snippet on my FB

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      Just Looking says:

      You still have those. i remember I gave them to you ten years ago..”

      Me: I love them. You sold them to me cause your feet were too big..
      ___________
      Hate biches like that.

      Good response :wink: Of course….

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      Heartland, we got nothing :shrug: <–hands thrown up :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Now I got a homely cheap real cheap friend. Just don’t care, tired looking all the time. I don’t tell her that though. Just encourage her when the topic come up. A when you dress better u feel better should suffice. Homely is offensive
      _______________

      :yes: Thats what I think of as homely. I wasnt worried about it cause Im far from it but everything I wouldnt have even noticed six months ago is driving me batchit with her. :bite:

      We just grew in different directions. She didnt even have to go there with the girl’s appearance. The nigga aint no prize ya know.

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      Ashley Hunter–pictured above, 33, stabbed Orlando Dewitt, 37, during a threesome because he refused to change positions. Hunter and Dewitt (who met in prison) were partying in Fargo, North Dakota when they decided to continue the party at Hunter’s home. The two men began to have a threesome with a women identified as Leticia. While Leticia was performing oral sex on Hunter, Dewitt asked him to change positions with him. When Hunter refused, the two men started to argue. The argument turned into violence when Hunter pulled a 12 inch knife from under his sofa. Leticia and Dewitt ran into the bathroom. Dewitt decided to make a run for the door, but was stabbed in his left arm. Dewitt grabbed Leticia’s phone off of the table and called 911 in the alley, naked.

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      cougar lover says:

      i be in my feelings when somebody tryna come at my need to wait a week, to get holiday candy for the low low. make a nicca feel like he got caught in goodwill tryna buy some jordans, cuz the sole aint that dirty.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      “Hate on Me” Runs on Rotation of songs that I get dressed to in the AM.
      ____________________

      :hahaha: Yassssss :heart:

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      San says:

      So HE wanted the head :lol: funny

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      They met in jail and a 12″ knife?! :shocked:

      What the hell did Leticia get haself into? :smh:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Hunter and Dewitt (who met in prison) were partying in Fargo, North Dakota
      _________________

      Fargo <–in my Dakota accent :casket:

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      Just Looking says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Ashley Hunter–pictured above, 33, stabbed Orlando Dewitt, 37, during a threesome because he refused to change positions. Hunter and Dewitt (who met in prison) were partying in Fargo, North Dakota when they decided to continue the party at Hunter’s home. The two men began to have a threesome with a women identified as Leticia. While Leticia was performing oral sex on Hunter, Dewitt asked him to change positions with him. When Hunter refused, the two men started to argue. The argument turned into violence when Hunter pulled a 12 inch knife from under his sofa. Leticia and Dewitt ran into the bathroom. Dewitt decided to make a run for the door, but was stabbed in his left arm. Dewitt grabbed Leticia’s phone off of the table and called 911 in the alley, naked.
      _____________
      fuggn :dead: :casket: :STOP: Can’t take too much more laughing

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      Cougar :lol:
      ===========
      Dewitt grabbed Leticia’s phone off of the table and called 911 in the alley, naked.
      ^^^This made me chortle a lil bit…

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Lawd I bet not NEVER be that hard up for head. :rofl: :wail:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      :hugs: DTTS

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      What the hell did Leticia get haself into?

      :wail: :wail: :wail: #somebullshatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      i be in my feelings when somebody tryna come at my need to wait a week, to get holiday candy for the low low
      ______________

      I bout to fight cho air :rofl: :rofl: My brother does this. After every holiday he be calling, “Sis make sure you swang by Walgreens/CVS for the clearance candy..” BUT HE A FRESHMEN IN COLLEGE COUGA :chase:

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      San says:

      Reasons why I aint got no friends :tea: Everybody get on my nerves.

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      Her head game must’ve been PROPer! He ready to :karate: a ninja over it. :lol:

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      Who did what to you now San? :lol: #yougotanotb-likestory? :rofl:

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      Just Looking says:

      :lick: head, musta been looking some kind of good.

      Did anybody see COPS 55 years ago, when the couple was fighting over food? And the police came and the black man, had flour all over him. Best COPS EVER

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      So what was the other guy doing? :rofl:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Reasons why I aint got no friends Everybody get on my nerves.
      _______________

      :yes: San if I let go of her Imma be down to my e-rounds. :eek: :heart: Im a loner typically.

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      And the police came and the black man, had flour all over him. Best COPS EVER

      :yes: Yes!!!!!!!!
      Get on outta here :chase:
      :rofl:

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      MissTaken says:

      You can me now but I won’t stop now :nun:
      Hey what is the word rouse for the emote with the shades on?

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      That shyt made me think of Big Buddy. He talks about head like Man talks about dudes with BIG smiles.

      That ninja too geeked up over some head, you better watch is ass, he’d take that shyt from anywhere.

      :huh:

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      heartland says:

      Too many convos going on up in here…
      let me call Diva :cell:
      so she can bring the red solo cups
      ….And da alcohol
      :danban1: :partyhat:

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      San says:

      Who did what to you now San? #yougotanotb-likestory?
      ———————
      :lol: Who aint. Naw her story got me reflecting :eek: I can’t take that side eye stuff with ppl

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      #yougotanotb-likestory?
      _____________

      I know I aint the onliest one who done kept some chit around too long? :facepalm:

      Dang. :lol:

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      San says:

      San if I let go of her Imma be down to my e-rounds. Im a loner typically.
      ——————————-
      So I’m not all the way weird :kona: I dont’ even have that lol

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      cougar lover says:

      OTB

      im not real big on sweets, but i get attracted to the fact that a 6.99 bag of hersheys whatever is going for like .99 somwhere in the world. i cant resist a deal on naything quality. i be in the store all humble n cool, then be walking to the car like this–> :dance:

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      goat76 says:

      Hopefully he was hitting ole guhl from the back.

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      I broke up with a friend about ten yrs ago, I think she’s hoing in Houston now :tea: #aintmyfault

      AND I’mma end this one with a

      I just think it’s a story to tell and not to tell the whole story is kind of unfair.

      :lol:

      MsTake #cool

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      Best COPS EVER
      _______________

      :rofl: :cosign: So they got a petition going around: ‘Stop Airing Cops’ (cause it show Blacks in a negative light)

      So I hear them watching in the front room I go in there :rules: “dont be using my cable to watch this prejudice chat!!” Blah blah blah..telling them about the petition.

      My BIL says well they mustve seen the petition too cause it aint been nothing but fukked up white ppl on today! Sit down and watch. And I did. :rofl:

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      San says:

      Imma just get me some rich friends. Is it crazy all my “friends” either MIA or aint go no money to go on vacation or to concerts etc???? :cuss:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      : cool : @MissT :cool:

      He used to have THEE biggest, best stunna shades but then Aunt Tea changed him. Now he got them little ass circle shades Bey be wearing. :eyeroll:

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      :wail: @ that broad in Texas

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      San says:

      I broke up with a friend about ten yrs ago
      —————–
      My break up with a friend ended with my chocking her and us being hailed off :tea:

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      libra80sbaby says:

      I wonder what Jay peen look like tho :thinking:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      That ninja too geeked up over some head, you better watch is ass, he’d take that shyt from anywhere.
      ____________

      Ermahgawd. I’m with My Buddy. :facepalm: At the after, after club this weekend, dude in line yelling, “I want a girl who mama taught her how to give head..”

      Me: :huh: Why would somebody’s mam teach them to give head..?
      Friend I discussed up thread: :argue: with the the dude

      Me: Why the fukk you arguing with him…He aint even got no shirt on (he was wearing a wife beater..) girl come on.. :kona:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      So I’m not all the way weird
      _____________

      Not at all. My mama aint got nary a friend. :lol: I always thought she was weird for it too when I was growing up. Just her church associates. :shrug: She say her mama was her friend. :yes:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      i be in the store all humble n cool, then be walking to the car like this–>
      _______________

      :hahaha: :hahaha:

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      San says:

      I broke up with a friend about ten yrs ago
      —————–
      My break up with a friend ended with my chocking her and us being hailed off :tea:
      Mine ended up with her pimp paying for my Burberry jacket that she stole :blink: I was gonna blow up the whole spot over my jacket yall :wail:

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      Me: Why the fukk you arguing with him…He aint even got no shirt on (he was wearing a wife beater..)

      I can see this :hahaha: oh my goodness :rofl: :rofl:

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      San says:

      U win DTTS, whenever a pimp involved :lol:

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      My break up with a friend ended with my chocking her and us being hailed off
      _______

      *spews drank* You aint fight that girl?!?!? :eek: :heart:

      You MUST tell me about this tomm/lata. :gossip:

      Im out, E-Rounds. :bye:

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      :rofl: @ 189

      You should’ve choked that hoe before you left to come home.

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      OutsidetheBox says:

      :wail: :wail: Bye Yall! :cell:

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      San, I went for one weekend to visit her (New Girl, you know this story) and that’s how I found out she was hoing :huh:

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      E-Rounds
      ??????????????????????? :shrug:

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      San says:

      *spews drank* You aint fight that girl?!?!?

      You MUST tell me about this tomm/lata
      ————————-
      :lol: One hell of a story I tell ya :bye:

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      MissTaken says:

      Trying it out :cool: ooooih I’mma kill em tomorrow with this one!!!!! Laying out my emote for tomorrow on the foot of my bed :yawn:

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      Just Looking says:

      DTTS, now you being judemental (maybe jealous) about Tricking. Please guhl, or is it because she didn’t tell you, the track she was on is a MONEY PIT. Don’t be that way, me and you have made loads of Cash. :coffee:

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      MissTaken says:

      OH NO. Favah GAWD I did it again. Forgot where I parked cause I came in 30 mins later. I have visited 6 of the 8 levels :wails: What did I do to deserve this? Please forgive me Illiminati :bow:

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      Bombshell Esq says:

      MissTaken says:

      OH NO. Favah GAWD I did it again. Forgot where I parked cause I came in 30 mins later. I have visited 6 of the 8 levels What did I do to deserve this? Please forgive me Illiminati
      ————————————–

      Just take a pic of the level and lot you park on… Yellow Jesus :nun: knows this saves my azz all the time at the mall or the outlet… #dontjudgeme :kona:

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      JUST Hooking, she didn’t tell me anything! :no:

      That’s really what I was :mad: about. I wouldn’t have even went down there :no: ION mess around with no unsavory people :nono:

      I know ‘pimp talk’ and I ain’t the one :nono: She been dumb, and this I knew already, but that just broke the camel’s back :shrug:

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      Jay Z got his 2013 haircut.

      :bye: “See you next year.”-Jay Z to his barber

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