Celebs Out & About: Will Smith and Jaden Smith

Will Smith and Jaden Smith in Japan

Actor Will Smith and his son Jaden Smith continue their world tour to promote their latest film ‘After Earth’ in Japan at Tokyo Skytree on Wednesday, May 1.
Photos: Ken Ishii/Getty Images



 


155 Responses to “Celebs Out & About: Will Smith and Jaden Smith”

  1. 1

    I hate it when will has a clean shaven face. I like him with a goatee much better. :(

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    spongebobfan says:

    man…will is just not cute anymore..something seems off…hes not that old its not that…. :shrug:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Like father like son

  4. 4

    wayment–this lil boy has shorts on OVER pants???

    That’s his formal dress?

    :facepalm:

    Will could have told him to put something else on… but we all know his views on parenting though so.. :tea:

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    Oprahs Bunion says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    I hate it when will has a clean shaven face. I like him with a goatee much better.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :cosign: I hate that too! Ugh!

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    Spongebob he looks like he has women’s make up on since he shaved in these photos. (Will)

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    The photo with Jaden smiling by himself looks so darn forced :lol:

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    Jaden look like he wearing clown clothes. SMH.

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    lovezoe says:

    :yawn: I’m so not into Sci-Fi movies.

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    iAmChan says:

    This is gonna be a dumb azz movie

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    Miany says:

    I like my men with facial hair.. something about it makes em seem soooo manly…

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    libra80sbaby says:

    Will…”Nigga, where yo ‘stach at?!” :nono:

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    10 iAmChan says:

    This is gonna be a dumb azz movie
    ——–
    IDK I saw the trailer for it. It seemed like it would be good. I guess there’s some monster trying to kill them after their ship crashes and it’s all on jaden to save them or something.

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    Will Smith and LL Cool J must go to the same plastic surgeon. :tea:

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    Miany says:

    I like my men with facial hair.. something about it makes em seem soooo manly…
    ——–
    I finally got Mr. Razz to grow a stach. In highschool he had a lined up beard and I loved it. Since he’s been in (with the exception of the past year) he kept a clean shaven face… and it’s like looking my son in the face. Me no want to kiss my son like that :no:

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    libra80sbaby says:

    Will look like he wearing Jermaine Jackson cremation #4 without any facial hair. It’s kinda like when someone shaves their eyebrows all the way off…they just look OFF :blink:

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    lovezoe says:

    I’m so not into Sci-Fi movies.
    ___________________

    Sci-Fi movie junkie! I am so geeked to see this movie! :blunt:

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    Will Smith and LL Cool J must go to the same plastic surgeon.
    ——–
    :stop:

    Will is aging. LL is juicing. :nono:

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    iAmChan says:

    That’s just it tho….it ain’t believable that Jaden can save me from shyt, let alone the world from a monster, lol

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    iAmChan says:

    This is gonna be a dumb azz movie

    ————————

    The movie trailer looks decent… :shrugs:

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    Crickett says:

    Oh my, Will looks like his character in Six Degrees of Separation.

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    libra80sbaby says:

    iAmChan says:

    That’s just it tho….it ain’t believable that Jaden can save me from shyt, let alone the world from a monster, lol
    =============================================
    I’on trust NOBODY that wears shorts on top of pants :nono:

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    I wonder if he’s still got that six pack or if it’s progressed to a kegger? :think:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    :offtopic: I’m thinking about making Dr. Suess Thing 1 & Thing 2 the theme for my babyshower… Yes/No/Maybe So??? :thinking:

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    Judging by that first pic, I wonder if Will will (lol) ever consider playing Farakhan in a bio-pic: :thinking:

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    libra80sbaby says:

    Bombshell :yes: That would be cute!!

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    Betamax82 says:

    :yawn:

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    MissTaken says:

    Indifferent to Will :shrugs: I thought his accent in the Muhammad Ali movie was terrible and I can’t stand the movie because of it.

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    Apparition says:

    Will lookin like a younger James Earl Jones.

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    :lol: I think it was more so of a father learning to be a father and not his instructor and believing in his son to accomplish the task of searching for an item that would get them off the planet earth which was inhabbited by something horrid. :lol:

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    lovezoe says:

    Will look like he got on some MAC foundation. I was watching A Different World and Jada looks so different (I know people age) but it looks like she got her jawbones removed or something.

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    Smonae says:

    Yea Will need some facial hair :yes:

    Men without a mustache or any type of facial hair :no:

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    lovezoe says:

    Bombshell- I like that idea. Check out Pinterest

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    Judging by that first pic, I wonder if Will will (lol) ever consider playing Farakhan in a bio-pic
    ———-
    Why did I read Farakhan as Franklin?? :lol: I was about to question what Franklin were you speaking of.. The turtle?

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    I think it was more so of a father learning to be a father and not his instructor and believing in his son to accomplish the task of searching for an item that would get them off the planet earth which was inhabbited by something horrid.
    _______________________

    Please translate? :rofl:

    I just like to see sh*t blow up and only Sci-Fi and Action movies can give me my movie fix!

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    @LOVEZOE
    Will look like he got on some MAC foundation. I was watching A Different World and Jada looks so different (I know people age) but it looks like she got her jawbones removed or something.

    __________

    They say she got it “shaved down.” No really…

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Libra :thankyou: I think so but I can be corney sometimes so I needed to make sure :rofl:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    lovezoe says:

    Bombshell- I like that idea. Check out Pinterest

    —————————-

    :yes: I was looking around on there earlier… Gave me some good ideas

  39. 39

    :facepalm:

    Just read Bedazzled gravie..

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    lovezoe says:

    Will look like he got on some MAC foundation.
    —————
    :yes: I said this! :lol:

    Jada does look like she has had her cheeks or jawline done though.

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    I used to really like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Individually and collectively. But these days-No thanks. :coffee:

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    Will prolly do have on some make up tho. You know them studios make men wear make up and stuff for appearances.

    They coulda gave Jaden a comb or brush or something tho.

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    Maybe it’s because Jada’s face is thinner that it looks like she’s had work done in addition to aging?? :think:

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    DNDM- :lol: I think theres some of that in there too. That’s just the “synopsis” I got from it :lol: .

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    n1kk1a says:

    So nobody is going to ask why Will Smith ahs 2 pairs of legs in the first pic??

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    n1kk1a- someone is standing behind him…probably his translator.

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    Ty says:

    Will looks all bright eyed and bushy tailed….Duane is giving him life chile :thumbsup:

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    I wanna see this movie and I wanna go to Tokyo :wail:

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    libra80sbaby says:

    Bedazzle…. :dead: as fugg at that gravi. Take me away!! :ghost:

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    Miany says:

    I’m mad yall think Jayden is wearing shorts over his pants….
    CLEARLY… those are leggings. back in my track days, we wore lil shorts over our leggings all the time cuz mama aint want our cameltoes and lil booty’s on full display.

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    n1kk1a says:

    So nobody is going to ask why Will Smith ahs 2 pairs of legs in the first pic??
    =============
    Somebody send him a jar of **********! :cheer:
    *licks hand*

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    MIANY did you look at ALL of the pictures? :lol:

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    I can’t look at Will with no facial hair without seeing him getting :hump: by the blonde dude in Six Degrees of Separation. :lol:

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    They wanna show theirs off Miany :rofl:

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    that_VA_thickchick says:

    I can’t look at Will with no facial hair without seeing him getting by the blonde dude in Six Degrees of Separation.
    ———
    I’m so sorry! Please don’t tell my father!

    :rofl:

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    Esq, I can dig that idea! :yes: I’ve never seen it done before either.

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    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    that_VA_thickchick says:

    I can’t look at Will with no facial hair without seeing him getting by the blonde dude in Six Degrees of Separation.
    ———
    I’m so sorry! Please don’t tell my father!

    :rofl:

    This was for real? :eek:

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    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    that_VA_thickchick says:

    I can’t look at Will with no facial hair without seeing him getting by the blonde dude in Six Degrees of Separation.
    ———
    I’m so sorry! Please don’t tell my father!

    :rofl:
    __________
    BAYBAYYY! He took that D like the last plowboy in that movie. :lol:

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    DTTS- you better go to YT and check… :tea:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Esq, I can dig that idea! I’ve never seen it done before either.

    ————————————-

    :thankyou:

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    Ty says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    that_VA_thickchick says:

    I can’t look at Will with no facial hair without seeing him getting by the blonde dude in Six Degrees of Separation.
    ———
    I’m so sorry! Please don’t tell my father!

    This was for real?
    ______________
    Yeah chile :smack: Look it up on youtube…I think this was the role that got Will into Hollyweird. He's been on the come up ever since :(

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    No comment.
    On topic:Wow how these kids grow up so fast!

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    Miany says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:
    MIANY did you look at ALL of the pictures?
    ^^ :lol: nope… but, I see the first pic and those are leggings he got on. Some folk call em tights but, I ain’t gonna go as far as to call em pants :rofl:
    kinda off topic… my nephew (8) got mad at him cuz I asked.. “Do you need new jeans?” he like :blink: I’m like…sorry, I forget that’s how you kids wear the jeans now a days..

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    iAmChan says:

    Damn this rain, I can’t even go running or get my gym time on!!!

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    Ty, Kimmie said there was a comic fest going on down by her that day that man had on your cape. :nun: <–Ty! :rofl:

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    @MIANY
    “lil shorts over our leggings all the time cuz mama aint want our cameltoes and lil booty’s on full display.”
    __________

    So you saying Jayden got cameltoe? :rofl:

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    So I increased my screen to 200% and read Bedazzled’s gravatar. Yes lawd, Nessa girl!

    ‘Got me some ol nasty Mama Dee wig!’

    …and a blown front headlight in my Queen Pimp caddie from the buy here pay here lot!

    /\_____/\_____/\_______________ :dead: :ghost:

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    MissTaken says:

    I’m mad yall think Jayden is wearing shorts over his pants….
    CLEARLY… those are leggings. back in my track days, we wore lil shorts over our leggings all the time cuz mama aint want our cameltoes and lil booty’s on full display.
    by Miany on May 1, 2013 at 2:54 pm
    ———
    I’mma rock with the notion that he has shorts over pants because leggings…How old is he? Nope don’t talk about kids :kona:

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    I think this was the role that got Will into Hollyweird. He’s been on the come up ever since
    _____________
    :yes:

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    Miany says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:
    MIANY did you look at ALL of the pictures?
    ^^ nope… but, I see the first pic and those are leggings he got on. Some folk call em tights but, I ain’t gonna go as far as to call em pants
    ———–
    EITHER WAY…. Will could have told his ass to put something ELSE on that fit the damn venue :lol:

    Cut off slacks on top of another article of clothing. :smack:

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    MsB2u says:

    Like father like son

    by Betamax82 on May 1, 2013 at 2:28 pm
    —————————
    :cosign:

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    Ty says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Ty, Kimmie said there was a comic fest going on down by her that day that man had on your cape.
    _______________
    :rofl: So he wasnt one of the Power Rangers :crying:

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    :rofl:

    “and a blown front headlight in my Queen Pimp caddie from the buy here pay here lot!”

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    Miany says:

    iAmChan says:
    Damn this rain, I can’t even go running or get my gym time on!!!
    ^^ I don’t pay gym dues… :oops: when it’s raining and I can’t make it to the track I gets it in…. … run in place at home, jumping jacks, sit ups, skip a lot of rope (like 500) .. do shadow boxing (kicks,jabs, upper cuts, etc).. If you have on demand, you can follow along with the fitness channel and get a decent work out in.

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    I’mma rock with the notion that he has shorts over pants because leggings…How old is he? Nope don’t talk about kids
    ———
    I wanna talk about his butter colored teeth so bad but… :tea:

    I think he’s 15 though.

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    MissTaken says:

    @Esq I think you should do your baby shower theme off Arthur. Then invite Buckey as a real life Francine. Might scare the kids if she brings her Chia Pet Pimp Mama D but hey gotta learn there is ugly and beautiful things in the world
    :thankyou: <—Says the more you know

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    <——- this chit is soooooooo cute… I can't eeevvvnnnn stand it!!!! :love:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    I’m thinking about making Dr. Suess Thing 1 & Thing 2 the theme for my babyshower… Yes/No/Maybe So???
    —–
    :yes: Thats super cute

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    I tried reliving he scene from Six Degrees of Sep on YT…but the content was blocked and requested me to log in *hmmph*

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Taken has not been shyt all damn day today.

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    Miany says:

    @Man… :rofl: I wont answer your ? cuz they say kids off limit.. butm you just skipped the lil booty part and went straight to cameltoe huh?
    @Bedazzled & MissTaken.. :lol: I know, I know Will Messy for letting him wear that and I’m messy for calling em leggings.

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    MissTaken says:

    @Esq I think you should do your baby shower theme off Arthur. Then invite Buckey as a real life Francine. Might scare the kids if she brings her Chia Pet Pimp Mama D but hey gotta learn there is ugly and beautiful things in the world

    ———————————–

    :wtf: :hailnaw: How u gonna try and do me like this??? Them kids ain’t did NOTHING to yew… just evil :rofl:

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    MissTaken says:

    I wanna talk about his butter colored teeth so bad but…
    I think he’s 15 though.
    by Bedazzled His Razzle on May 1, 2013 at 3:07 pm
    ——-
    :lipssealed:

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    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    I tried reliving he scene from Six Degrees of Sep on YT…but the content was blocked and requested me to log in *hmmph*
    _______
    I’ll just bet it IS blocked. Like that dude was blocking Will’s poop shoot. :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    :whistle:
    stuck in the basement sitting on a tricycle
    girl getting on my nerves
    going out of my mind I thought she was fine
    don’t know if her body is hers

    :rofl: love this episode

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    AAAAWWWW! Look at dem chubby yt babehs in yo gravie! Dey is so cute! :yahoo:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    MissTaken says:

    @Esq I think you should do your baby shower theme off Arthur. Then invite Buckey as a real life Francine. Might scare the kids if she brings her Chia Pet Pimp Mama D but hey gotta learn there is ugly and beautiful things in the world
    —–
    Lil Scrappy can come in a scooby doo outfit and sing put them paws on em.

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    Miany says:

    In my defense… I thought famous kidz was ok.. I thought only “special needs and folk who read the blog and their kids” were off limit
    wWith that being said… It’s 3 oclock and I’m bout to run to the car :peace: Yall get home safely :steer:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    MissTaken says:

    @Esq I think you should do your baby shower theme off Arthur. Then invite Buckey as a real life Francine. Might scare the kids if she brings her Chia Pet Pimp Mama D but hey gotta learn there is ugly and beautiful things in the world
    —–
    Lil Scrappy can come in a scooby doo outfit and sing put them paws on em.

    —————————————-
    Nooooooo :rofl:

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    @Bedazzled & MissTaken.. I know, I know Will Messy for letting him wear that and I’m messy for calling em leggings.
    ———-
    We need an emote that says :MESSY: :lol:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Taken has not been shyt all damn day today.

    :thinking: Just as I suspected!

    :spank:
    and then
    :pc: A Write UP! :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    stuck in the basement sitting on a tricycle
    girl getting on my nerves
    going out of my mind I thought she was fine
    don’t know if her body is hers

    love this episode
    ___________
    :lol:

    Yes, when Tisha Campbell popped them nails off and said “here, here, here, here, here” :dead:

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    :newbie: <–sign REALLY says They ain't no bloody leggings, jeggings, or skinny pants, they are STRETCH PANTS! #howyewdoingIMB :tea:

    Now, act like this isn't what they are :lol:

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    that_VA_thickchick says:

    NaijaGal says:

    stuck in the basement sitting on a tricycle
    girl getting on my nerves
    going out of my mind I thought she was fine
    don’t know if her body is hers

    love this episode
    ___________

    Yes, when Tisha Campbell popped them nails off and said “here, here, here, here, here”
    ——–

    :rofl:

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    :rofl: Naija, everything was fake :lol:

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    iAmChan says:

    My inbox has not a peek of font from Bombshell….I’m just saying.

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    Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:

    <–sign REALLY says They ain't no bloody leggings, jeggings, or skinny pants, they are STRETCH PANTS! #howyewdoingIMB

    Now, act like this isn't what they are
    ———–
    *goes back up to look for the part that slips under the foot* :pc:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    iAmChan says:

    My inbox has not a peek of font from Bombshell….I’m just saying.

    ————————————-

    :smack: Pregnancy brain…. :kona: :typing:

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    *goes back up to look for the part that slips under the foot*
    ___________
    Not a STIRRUP! FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD! :rofl:

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    *goes back up to look for the part that slips under the foot*
    ___________
    Not a STIRRUP! FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!
    ——–
    He probably got that part cut off since he has altered everything else :lol:

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    What y’all in her talm bout :popcorn:

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    libra80sbaby says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    I’mma rock with the notion that he has shorts over pants because leggings…How old is he? Nope don’t talk about kids
    ———
    I wanna talk about his butter colored teeth so bad but…
    I think he’s 15 though.
    —————————————–
    I saw that too but decided NOT to say anything. Jesus be some Crest white strips :nun:

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    VA, I couldn’t think of the name ‘stirrup’ to save my life just now yo! :rofl:

    ====
    Yo SON, this one’s for you! :grill:

    :danban: :danban: :danban: :danban: :danban: If It Isn’t Love by New Edition

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    NaijaGal says:

    Naija, everything was fake
    =================
    yup…had the original Aunt Viv asking “Will where’s Kathleen”? hahaha:

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    *takes out a few of them emos and puts them right here*
    :ashamed:

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    \\\\\
    (>.’o’.)>

    Just went to the main page and this is what Wayne’s nipples look like to me… :hahaha:

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    Will where’s Kathleen”?

    Yes :rofl:
    The 1st Aunt Viv’s facial expressions were thee best! :lol:

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    I saw that too but decided NOT to say anything. Jesus be some Crest white strips
    —————-

    :bling:

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    good for them :tea: <—water

    hey yaw! :waves: <—NOT a ticket for this movie

    what the hell been goins on today? :popcorn:

    what i miss?

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    I saw that too but decided NOT to say anything. Jesus be some Crest white strips
    —————-

    :grill: **

    :rofl:

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    NaijaGal says:

    The 1st Aunt Viv’s facial expressions were thee best!
    =====================
    remember when she showed out at the dance audition
    :whistle:
    everbody dance now
    :danban:

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    DTTS what is what?

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    CHAN is it IAMCHAN@ or IAMCHAN02???

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    IAMCHAN2*

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    I’m listening to The Real Slim Shady. I’m actually paying attention to the lyrics..

    This man is a FOOL :hahaha:

    “Will Smith doesn’t have to cuss to sell records, Well FCUK him and FCUK you too!!”

    :rofl:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    FAYYYYYYYYY :love:

    I’on know what’s going on ‘cept I decided the theme for my baby shower would be Dr. Suess Thing 1 & Thing 2 and a bunch of Roses trying to get Mama Dee, Buckey and Lil Scrappy to come perform various acts and scare these po’ cil’ren :rofl:

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    Razzle 107 :shrug: ION get it. It looks like a cat with the ears turned and whiskers up :lol:

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    MissTaken says:

    DTTS: I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
    I just spit out my water infused with cucumber mint and citrus :winky: at those NE dancing emotes
    :peace: <—- Really color purp fangas "until you font right by me everything you do gon crumble"

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    DTTS-

    \\\\\
    (>.’o’.)>

    \\\= Dreds
    ”= eyes
    o= mouth
    ..= nipples
    ( )= “body”
    > >= arms

    :lol:

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    :rofl: hell NAWL Bomb! we shall NOT start off them babies’ lives with that kinda ratchet :spank:

    all they have to offer is pimpin, puttin paws on ppl :box: & cadillacin :steer: <—not in that order

    no we shall NOT!

    DTTS :crying: i done forgot how yo voice sound!

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    MissTaken says:

    DTTS: I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
    I just spit out my water infused with cucumber mint and citrus :winky: at those NE dancing emotes

    :love: my FAVE!

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    So what are y’all cooking for dinner?

    :yawn:

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    MissTaken says:

    Hey Fay :grin:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    Bedazzled His Razzle says:

    So what are y’all cooking for dinner?

    ——————————-

    My hubby’s grilling me up a bi juicy STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mouth waters* :pizza:

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    big*

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    FAYYYYYYYYY :love:

    I’on know what’s going on ‘cept I decided the theme for my baby shower would be Dr. Suess Thing 1 & Thing 2 and a bunch of Roses trying to get Mama Dee, Buckey and Lil Scrappy to come perform various acts and scare these po’ cil’ren :rofl:

    Esq, Fay has small inexpensive jars of ********** if’n you wanna put these on the tables real pretty like, for your guests. #classyinmesh #justathought

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    Will need to keep his hair dyed :thumbsup: Fay Fay :yahoo:

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    My hubby’s grilling me up a bi juicy STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mouth waters*
    —————-
    sounds wonderful. I’m eating fish. :/

    I dont want it but it’ll be the quickest thing to thaw out since I forgot to take out the chicken at lunch.

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    DTTS :crying: i done forgot how yo voice sound!

    Still good #humble
    *snickers*
    So, I’mma :call: you some time this week my :love:

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    Razz I having Baked Porkchops :yes:

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    MissTaken says:

    Turns back on Esq to besmirch her name
    :gossip: How many times has she ate steak this month? Ugh I hate show offs :rolleyes:

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    :woohoo: :woot: Jenny!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw you did theee damn thang yo! :dance: Wonderful! I knew you could! :thumbsup:

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    Mrs. Beyonce Carter World Tour requires the maintenance of just a few small details:

    -$900 for titanium straws, which will be used to drink a special alkaline water that’s served at exactly 21 degrees

    -a “hand-carved ice-ball” must reportedly be available post-show for Beyonce to use as a soothing lollipop for her vocal cords.

    -The entire crew is also mandated to wear 100% cotton, which would presumably protect Bey from allergens.

    -There is to be no junk food on tour — only almonds, oatcakes and green vegetables.

    -The singer’s little girls’ room must be outfitted with a new toilet seat (can you blame her?)

    -And perhaps best of all, Mrs. Carter reportedly requires red toilet paper. Because, duh. Every part of Beyonce deserves the red-carpet treatment.

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Esq, Fay has small inexpensive jars of ********** if’n you wanna put these on the tables real pretty like, for your guests. #classyinmesh #justathought

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    :thumbsup: Good idea!!! I have about 200 guests so I'mma need a bulk order… I'mma text Fay about this… :thankyou:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    SALEM, Va. (AP) – A 92-year-old man faces charges of attacking another man and a police officer at a Salem assisted living center.

    Robert H. Tolliver is charged with malicious wounding, assaulting a police officer and property damage.

    Salem police Sgt. Mike Crawley says that police went to the center last week in response to an assault. The officer found a man who had lacerations to his head and face.

    Tolliver is accused of striking the officer and damaging a piece of police equipment as he was being arrested. The officer wasn’t injured.

    Tolliver was being held without bond Wednesday at the Western Virginia Regional Jail.

    Crawley says the other man was treated for non-life threatening injuries at a hospital and released the next day. His name hasn’t been released.
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    I don’t know why I thought this was funny, 92 really…in jail w/o bond..

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    @Misstaken…. :hide: steak is the ONLY thing these kids crave or let stay down… :kona:

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    Esq, she will give you a nice deal, I’m sure! :yes:

    *whispers* tell her your colors, so just in case she has that mesh, and don’t wait too long because you know she does this by hand :grill:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    -$900 for titanium straws, which will be used to drink a special alkaline water that’s served at exactly 21 degrees
    __________________
    :wtf:

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    iAmChan says:

    Just got a gig in Huntsville AL for Mother’s Day Weekend….awww yeah

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    what’s hannin MissTake? u been bein good? :think:

    Jen-nay!! :2dance: hey bewzilla how u durrin today?

    i’m tied! wanna go sleep. but aint no damn rest for the weary chile! :cry:

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    Boot, I bet Viagra was behind alla that! :rofl:
    Now, shake something pls :lol:

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    :newpost: on Bey come on up yonder :thankyou:

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    iAmChan says:

    Just got a gig in Huntsville AL for Mother’s Day Weekend….awww yea

    :whistle: *cues Lil Kim’s
    Get Money

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    Congrats @Chan, I wish I had a job that I was excited about :angry:

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    iAmChan says:

    Fayyyyyyyy

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    Bombshell Esq says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Esq, she will give you a nice deal, I’m sure!

    *whispers* tell her your colors, so just in case she has that mesh, and don’t wait too long because you know she does this by hand
    ————————————-

    The shower is in mid-July so I'm in the beginning stages with everything (I know I know) Hopefully she'll have enough time… :bite:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    :buttshake:
    He was probably mad because other old dude was hittin’ on his woman. I did hear there’s a lot of hanky panky in those homes…

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    imma shole be waiting on that call tew! :cell: #thinkitsagameifyewwanttew
    :tea:

    what kinda gig Chan?

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    #thinkitsagameifyewwanttew

    :dead:
    :hahaha:

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    Warriors :whistle: *puts out the good candy dish*

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    Pointhim Out-Stewart says:

    deep sigh at these little entitled kids. but you know what, as long as they put in work and get training, I can’t be mad. Will is attempting to pass of his legacy. I get it.

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