LIl Wayne Signs Paris Hilton to a Record Deal

Sandra Rose May 22, 2013

LIl Wayne Signs Paris Hilton to a Record Deal

That sound you just heard is the lid of Hip Hop’s coffin slamming shut on Hip Hop as a music genre.

Disgraced rapper Lil Wayne just found a sucker to get him back in the good graces of the corporate world. 3 weeks after getting dropped like a hot potato by Pepsi, Wayne has signed talentless socialite Paris Hilton to a record deal on Young Money Cash Money Records. Cash Money co-founder Birdman made the announcement on Twitter today.

“This is a lot different than my first album. It’s really going to be house music,” said Hilton with a straight face.

Last fall, Wayne and Hilton made a track together titled “Audio Bomb“. Predictably the song bombed.

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http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

Yall thought I was joking huh?
ShoYaRight

i can’t stand her but her first single was pretty cute.

this explains her appearance in birdmans new video, “tap out”
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

Brrrrrrrr
gbellab

Irrelevant people stick with irrelevant people
Makes for a world of irrelevancy
ThatgirlJD

Uh…why?
hip hop will be all white within the next few years…SMH
MoniquetheGeek

So basically he saying fyck talent. Name & fame is better, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

One…I remember when Paris/Lil Wayne made that record together last year.

Two…Guess it doesn’t matter that she dropped the “N” word in a hidden video..more times than Drake! And the word did NOT end in “gga”…it ended in “gger”
Miany

Wang…no it doesn’t matter to em if she’s racist. As long as Becky’s down to fugg and sugg em, them self-hating ninjas never care.
Smonae

The gremlin and this granny faced hoe, I’ll pass
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

hip hop died like around 2001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

@gbella…ya gravi is hilarious!

A radio dj here..put together a song called “Kayne’s Rant” after Kayne ran into that pole.
It was classic. They mixed in snippets of Kayne’s voice actually “shrieking” at the paparazzi (sp)

…and and the beginning of the song…there’s the sound of sombody smacking into a pole over and over then a photographers voice ‘saying “Kanye..u ok?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

Miany… and

@Wayne…THIS..so soon after the Emmit Till debacle?
Ty

I could have sworn this ostrich and Sahara tried music already. Dont nobody want to hear that shyt

Damn find something for these heffas to do

Why cant 90’s music come back
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Paris don’t even like black people.

Wayne prolly see that grip Akon gettin off Ga Ga and Usher gettin off Beiber.

Who woulda thought the day would come when blaques sit back and get paid off of yt musicians?????

I credit Obama for that chit!
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

Who woulda thought the day would come when blaques sit back and get paid off of yt musicians?????
I credit Obama for that chit!
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WE HAVE OVERCOME
Smonae
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Two…Guess it doesn’t matter that she dropped the “N” word in a hidden video..more times than Drake! And the word did NOT end in “gga”…it ended in “gger”

^^HELLO…You see how easy it is for them,,,Theyll never let ChrisB live down his past,,,But the others can do whatever-whenever and its nothing,,,Whatever…Itchy crotch and crunch n munch can do whatever they want together…Over it
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

that long azz name
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said Hilton with a straight face.

The face may have been straight, but that damn eye is always wonky
Smonae

Whatever…Itchy crotch and crunch n munch can do whatever they want together
I forgot they sd Paris got that herpes plus package
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

^^HELLO…You see how easy it is for them,,,Theyll never let ChrisB live down his past,,,But the others can do whatever-whenever and its nothing,,,Whatever…Itchy crotch and crunch n munch can do whatever they want together…Over it
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and heyyyyyyy Bren!!
I’ve been lurking lately & @ ur posts!!

Smonae
Picka

OAN Picka…umm..this comment right hurr?

Pickachu Tran says: that long azz name
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

What ever happened to that Richie girl that was “friends” with Paris?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Well she hates black people and is all Nword this Nword that… Truly ignorant IMB

Maybe they both can poke fun at other civil rights issues past & present

RIP Emmitt Till
MoniquetheGeek

Itchy crotch and crunch n munch
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers
MoniquetheGeek

What ever happened to that Richie girl that was “friends” with Paris?
____________________
Got married, had kids, and opened a very successful (yet expensive) boutique.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

Smonae says: Whatever…Itchy crotch and crunch n munch
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I got no further than that part of ur comment yo!

I would KILL to be a fly on the wall and listen to Paris talkin about Lil Wayne to her friends!!
Bet he’s called all kinda “ggers” and monkeys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

What ever happened to that Richie girl that was “friends” with Paris?

She is doing well Man. I think she’s got it together now…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

What time zone are you in? I’m PST. How late do you ?
Bombshell Esq

That shyt Wayne on is stronger than I thought… Lawd Jesus!! :faceplam:
Bombshell Esq

That shyt Wayne on is stronger than I thought… Lawd Jesus!!
Smonae

:hugs: MzWhang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

Man, I just don’t care™ says: What ever happened to that Richie girl that was “friends” with Paris?
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I remember when that show first came out…I loved it. I used to die laughing. Nichole Ritchie was hilarious! She later went TOO far with the weightloss IMB!
marquez269

dat long azz name tho ok im gone :goodnite:
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

mzwhang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

Bombbbbbbbb how are MY twins.. “mz” and “whang”
I kid…hope ur doing ok!!
Cuban Princess

whyyyy is this tagged “roach repellant” tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says: Well she hates black people and is all Nword this Nword that… Truly ignorant IMB

Maybe they both can poke fun at other civil rights issues past & present

RIP Emmitt Till
_____________________
This is why I you like a e-cousin!
Smonae

Cuban I just caught that one
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

aint paris bout 35, 36… Like really bish GROW UP and get your lyfe…

:eyeroll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

mzwhang90210 says:

What time zone are you in? I’m PST. How late do you ?

I will answer whenever you call. I only ignore other’s calls :rollseyes: *walks away perked UP*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Cuban Princess says:

whyyyy is this tagged “roach repellant” tho

Rhetorical

SR is crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

mzwhang90210 says:

Man, I just don’t care™ says: What ever happened to that Richie girl that was “friends” with Paris?
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I remember when that show first came out…I loved it. I used to die laughing. Nichole Ritchie was hilarious! She later went TOO far with the weightloss IMB!
*whispers* Remember when they waxed that guy’s back yo?!?!

He was all Ouch EEE Ouch and Nicole was snickering her azz off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

She looks uncomfortable around him in this pic, and used ole girl as an in-between smh

On the bright side, this could take him out
MoniquetheGeek

On the bright side, this could take him out
__________________________
Birdman too?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpizSCmzA mzwhang90210

*whispers* Remember when they waxed that guy’s back yo?!?!

He was all Ouch EEE Ouch and Nicole was snickering her azz off
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:nod:

I remember that epi…when they stole a bird house…the sherrif was questioning them about it..and Nichole was saying her cat had just died so she was in no condition to talk about a stolen birdhouse!

I liked alot of those episodes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

saying her cat had just died so she was in no condition to talk about a stolen birdhouse!

#toofunny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Monique
Drag_Anne_fly

Wayne wants to tap that!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

music has just!!!!
PumpkinsMama

Lemme see sumthin… scoot, scoo who in here nite crew?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

BIM!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

BIM!
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Dont be fooled by my balls n my cawk Im still Im still jeniefrumdabloc
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PumpkinsMama says:

Lemme see sumthin… scoot, scoo who in here nite crew?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Bren Bren
PumpkinsMama

Not Jennnnnay’s Cokc and Ballz

Hi hunny
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Pumkyn been sipping bout to take my azz to bed early for a change :woot: my daughter already in the bed chilling, so its a matter of time she will be
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So whats up for tonight ladies? Wanna play heads up 7up
Bombshell Esq

Peeking in to say: Why am I STILL at the office????????? #lifeofalawyer Night Roses! Back to work I go!!
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jeniefrumdabloc says:

Pumkyn been sipping bout to take my azz to bed early for a change my daughter already in the bed chilling, so its a matter of time she will be

Party Pooper
PumpkinsMama

Bomb you and Dem babies get cho azzez outta there right nah!
PumpkinsMama

Awwwwwwwww didn’t know you had a lil Brendisha? Get some rest Hunny you know I know them damn kidz are GN
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Lol Bren Bren Pumpkyn goodnight !
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PumpkinsMama says:

Bomb you and Dem babies get cho azzez outta there right nah!

Hay gerl dontchu know eye got sumthin goin on
I gotta in va tation dontchew keep me waitin all nyte long
I know yew knw…Soooo baebee dont pre-tend you wont…keep me guessin if you…you will or…you wont…dont wanna play that game wiff you baebee so lissen 2 me all i want iz yeeeeew
PumpkinsMama

Mmmmmmhmmmm me and Fay
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jeniefrumdabloc says:

Lol Bren Bren Pumpkyn goodnight !

Night nyte,,,Call me 2moro
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PumpkinsMama says:

Mmmmmmhmmmm me and Fay

She was my first She popped my anal cherry But buh buh but that was before she started selling multi million dollar properties, and fixin hairlines abroad,,,now she all brand new,,,got one of them I was born in the states but talk like Madonna accents Just all types of brand new
PumpkinsMama

Stop it you nut! Not my Fay Fay w/a British accent! You sure you don’t have her confused for Aunt Sandy
PumpkinsMama

Wait I. CAN’T. BREATHE! I just realized I thought that message was from Bren not Jenny
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Just how I like um…Pretty, sexy, and slow a phlukk
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PumpkinsMama says:

Stop it you nut! Not my Fay Fay w/a British accent! You sure you don’t have her confused for Aunt Sandy

Sandra and I have spoke before, no British accent Country yes, not British,,,and technically we havent spoke,,,In my head we speak all the time,,,We get together and go thru ‘vintage’ issues of Jet magazine and rate the beauties of the week based on hips to ass ratio and cup size We have some fun times
PumpkinsMama

Hold on Bren on the phine w/Aunt Sandy…. Yeah she said you full of shiat But she tellin me about the dream she had about Chippy D aka Montana Fishburned butt. And whilst I’m thinking to myself
Imma listen. Cuz hunnnnnny Aunty gots a WILD imagination! I thought we was into some freaky shyt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=temAjb9d-5s 69

I’ve been waiting for a minute for a mandingo negro to say he bust this coke whore’s herpes puss wide open and left her alone afterwards. Probably why she salty towards us. Because we know she sucks and fcuks recreationally.

Come make this slut bow her head in shame
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Sandra always denying me in public
PumpkinsMama

Whooo weeeeee sir 69 tell em how you feel sir Good evening
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See this that ish that issbay me off aye All in my face You know what…Its fine…You have your fun…You aint the only cross eyed (makes the peen look bigga) thick hipped heffa in my rolodex
PumpkinsMama

What? I greeted him w/a hug not my tongue (like is customary when I ain’t had none in a while) I betta be the last thick heffa in ur (ladybug) phone. You done told errrrrybody Just Hookin got the bypass, but didn’t get the skin removed yet I wish you would gon and take yo azz to the Vet and get that mange treated so we can resume our normal activities. I got a new sparkly collar and gag all ready
I didnt hit the power ball.fml. I need a hug, and some money. For those of you good govt job havin folks who’d like to help get me off the stroll-Ive set up a paypal acct. Please click my link for details. All methods of payment accepted. Se Habla Es

you make me smile You just came outta no where cuttin up,,,You still new here, but got that old balls smell,,,Like you been hurrr 4eva
PumpkinsMama

Like does that come in a bottle Ode to Old Balls

You make me laugh out loud! (That’s actually hard to do) And THAT’S real I knew what I was gettin into comin on here. And when I’m aggravated or need a boost ya’ll e-ninjas definitely provide help me with a lil stress relief (not the sweaty kind I’d like but eh) so
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speakin of which…Whats poppin? Didju get the prayers we was sendin up for you You busted out talm bout school n stress and had several of us worried??? Whats the word?
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Pumpkin is busy right now! <— Her after she is done with her studies.
We are her bodyguards And she bet be writing as I font this… *fist to eye gesture:

Just Looking says:

Good Evening Late Shift Nite Walkers
Pumpkin is currently busy at Nite School. TNT Technolgoy for Cooking, Nursing and Auto
Mechanic All Win University.

Mary Katherine Gallagher says:

Hey girl I just stopped by to see if PumkenzMammy was here. I see she aint made it yet. Could you please relay a message to her for me? I read about her doubting herself as far as this here schooling is concerned. Chile, it was all over facebook. They was conducting a poll and errythang. 16.3% of those polled said she aint gone make it-haters…Anyway,,,I just want her to know that-Myself and the rest of my prayer circle down at the West Hollywood division of The Church of Scientology (Chapter 7, Section 8) Has redirected our focus from Tom Cruise’s Growth Hormone therapy and placed it all on her She shall see this through-HELLO,,,@Pumpkins Xenu gotchu and so do we
I didnt hit the power ball.fml. I need a hug, and some money. For those of you good govt job havin folks who’d like to help get me off the stroll-Ive set up a paypal acct. Please click my link for details. All methods of payment accepted. Se Habla Es

We rootin for you girl Nobody wants to see they Sistah sellin wic vouchers for .50cent on the dollar to make ends meet You win—we all win—Amen
PumpkinsMama

YEZZIR! I did <=== happy tears. That's what I'm talkin about. There was a whore prayer circle in my name. DTTS threatened to assault me for motivation, Sweet Fay Fay even offered me her fluffy breastis to lay my head on. Ans you and Xenu and the crew was gon ride for a bish! I ended this semester strong with 2 A's, still waiting for one final grade. I'm tryna keep afloat with my son & school, will be throwin in internship too But GOD is so good
I didnt hit the power ball.fml. I need a hug, and some money. For those of you good govt job havin folks who’d like to help get me off the stroll-Ive set up a paypal acct. Please click my link for details. All methods of payment accepted. Se Habla Es

Good to hear I know its tough,,,I can only imagine of course,,,I aint got no kids,,,Cant have none,,,Damaged my vas deferens in a game of strip poker gone awry,,,Took off my drawlz after I lost a hand, then sat down real fast to avoid the stares and laughs ((I have insecurities about my small member)) and SPLAT! Sat right on my balls,,,I was in so much pain But thats neither here nor there,,,Point is,,,Im rooting for ya Whelp shuga,,,I gotta hit the sheets,,,Gotta git up early and get in that gym…I wanna be 2 piece ready come June TTFN
PumpkinsMama

GN hun
http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

Hey @ Pumpkin boo
PumpkinsMama

Channnnnnnn you done came stragglin in when it’s time to go 2 bed
NaijaGal

good morning, good morning it’s beautiful day, good morning, good morning to you…
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

morning roses

4 day weekend, today is my FRIDAY BISHES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k Bedazzled His Razzle

You too Pika? Sheeww me too. And my son will STILL be attending school tomorrow.
Apparition

Did any of you happen to catch the professional basketball contest on television last night? The Heat of Miami took on the Pacers of Indiana. And in the end the Heat triumphed by laying a spherical ball made of leather through a circular goal. It was a most ripping victory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k Bedazzled His Razzle

Apparition says:

Did any of you happen to catch the professional basketball contest on television last night? The Heat of Miami took on the Pacers of Indiana. And in the end the Heat triumphed by laying a spherical ball made of leather through a circular goal. It was a most ripping victory.

———-
NaijaGal

APPARITION – you ain’t chit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k Bedazzled His Razzle

Y’all read about the idiots who raped a 12 year old girl and then posted it to FB?
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

Apparition says:

Did any of you happen to catch the professional basketball contest on television last night? The Heat of Miami took on the Pacers of Indiana. And in the end the Heat triumphed by laying a spherical ball made of leather through a circular goal. It was a most ripping victory
_____________
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

Bedazzled His Razzle says:

Y’all read about the idiots who raped a 12 year old girl and then posted it to FB?
_____________________

girl naw god I hope they wasn’t black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k Bedazzled His Razzle

They were… Two of the boys were 16 and the third was 15. All are being charged as adults. One of the 16 year old’s name was Scandale….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k Bedazzled His Razzle

They’re from the west side of Chicago..
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

my people, my people… I hope that child is alright. She is going to need a couple years of counseling. these boys out here I have no heart, morals, or values.
http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

Scandale…

________________

so basically his life was doomed from the start. He destiny was to NOT be shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMB2hxl_3k&feature=youtube.com_gdata_player KayCeiSoul

Good Morning!

On Lil’ Wayne: He is so irrelevant. When you hear the younger crowd saying he’s washed up, then the jig is up.

On Paris Hilton: She is so irrelevant. When you hear the yt’s saying she’s washed up, then the jig is up.

On those dumb, stupid, heartless, cruel boys: I hope they get locked under the jail, and then get their cookies balsted by CoCo the WonderQueen. Then they’ll know how bad rape is. This hurts to hear, because I had a friend that was raped and killed when we were 12. That but a dark cloud over my middle school years. It was awful, and done by a some guys that went to school with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMB2hxl_3k&feature=youtube.com_gdata_player KayCeiSoul

*blasted not balsted
*put not but

Typos. Sawwy.