Michael Douglas says oral sex caused his throat cancer

Actor Michael Douglas says oral sex is the reason behind his stage 4 throat cancer.

In an interview with Britain's The Guardian, Douglas discussed his role in the Liberace biopic "Behind the Candelabra" and his throat cancer which was diagnosed in August 2010.

Douglas said doctors missed the walnut-sized tumor at the back of his tongue after he suffered with throat irritation for months. Douglas finally went to see a friend's doctor in Montreal who used a tongue depressor to look inside his mouth.

""I will always remember the look on his face," Douglas said previously. "He said: 'We need a biopsy.' There was a walnut-size tumour at the base of my tongue that no other doctor had seen," said Douglas.

When asked if he regretted smoking and drinking, which was thought to be the causative factors of his cancer, the 68-year-old actor said, "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

Douglas told The Guardian his once terminal cancer was cured after enduring eight weeks of intensive chemotherapy and radiation -- and partaking in regular sessions of cunnilingus.

HPV, the sexually transmitted virus that causes cervical cancer, anal cancer and genital warts, is thought to be the leading cause behind the recent rise in throat cancers.

Recent studies of 1,316 patients with oral cancer found that 57% of them were HPV-16 positive.

"It has been established beyond reasonable doubt that the HPV type 16 is the causative agent in oropharyngeal cancer," said Mahesh Kumar, a consultant head and neck surgeon in London.

But Kumar expressed doubt that Douglas's throat cancer was caused by HPV, and he suggested that Douglas may be misguided in his belief that oral sex helped cure his cancer.

"Maybe he thinks that more exposure to the virus will boost his immune system. But medically, that just doesn't make sense," said Kumar.

Douglas is married to actress Catherine Zeta Jones, who was recently admitted to a healthcare facility to treat her bipolar disorder.

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    • A.J.

      Say what now! :shocked:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :tea:

    • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

      The make up tho?

    • cougar lover

      :hurl:

    • gbellab

      he musta been eating a lot of cat box to get throat cancer. i mean for real :P

      and does Ms Zeta Jones have HPV?

    • buddapecan

      Oh woooow!!!

    • luVn_liFe…

      iAmChan says:The make up tho?

      ~
      ~
      He played Liberace,did a Great Job at it too

    • Gigi26

      First off, what the fck is that shyt on his face :eek:

      Second...maaan ppl been partaking in the cunnilingus for DECADES and he wants to come with this shyt? How bout this Mike, stop chompin down them groupies!!

      Gat dayum bro, what kind of puss was you eating?! SMH

      My niggs never had no complaints..but then again i'm clean as a whistle :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      He played Liberace,did a Great Job at it too
      ______

      Chit was excellent!

    • lovezoe

      I think he should have kept it to himself. He married folks gone automatically assume its bout his wife. Prayers he be okay

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMB2hxl_3k&feature=youtube.com_gdata_player KayCeiSoul

      his once terminal cancer was cured after enduring eight weeks of intensive chemotherapy and radiation — and partaking in regular sessions of cunnilingus.

      *************************************************

      I guess I'm lost here...
      How can the same thing that GAVE you the cancer CURE you of the cancer?
      :shrug:

      Chit, now my head hurts.

    • Cubarican

      But Kumar expressed doubt that Douglas’s throat cancer was caused by HPV, and he suggested that Douglas may be misguided in his belief that oral sex helped cure his cancer.

      ______________________

      Sooooo I'm confused. He got it that way and was trying to cure it the same way? :huh:

    • luVn_liFe…

      EvEryBody has a StorY; #BLAMESOCIETY
      :tea:

    • NaijaGal

      so who did he cheat with?

      *side note: this Ariana Grande chick really sounds like Mariah Carey :eek: *

    • Gigi26

      No wonder dear ole Cathy had to submit her crazy ass into the asylum :no: prolly gave her something that even her money can't get rid of :no:

    • Cubarican

      @Kay- You and I were just thinkin the same thing....

    • Gigi26

      How can the same thing that GAVE you the cancer CURE you of the cancer?
      ----------------------------
      #SPRITELOGIC :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      So the fact that he thought "exposing himself" to the virus during treatment to help build up the imune system, pretty much said that either Catherine was rancid, or she allowed him to continue eating the contaminated puss. :hurl:

    • A.J.

      I think he should have kept it to himself. He married folks gone automatically assume its bout his wife. Prayers he be okay
      __________
      There is no way one can take Angelina's shine!! No way. :tea: Now everybody is gonna wanna come out with every little thing to bring awareness...please don't.

    • OutsidetheBox

      HPV is really, really common – to the point that if you're a sexually active adult, you've probably had it. By the age of 25, 90% of sexually active people will have been exposed to some form of genital HPV (whether high or low risk), almost none of whom will ever have had any visible warts or other symptoms.
      __________

      PSA

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMB2hxl_3k&feature=youtube.com_gdata_player KayCeiSoul

      and does Ms Zeta Jones have HPV?

      **************************************

      And this is the bad part - folks are going to automatically assume she does.

      To my understanding though, HPV is NOT something you get and keep. There is treatment for it and it goes away. Is this correct?
      Any doctors in the house? Because if it is, that means he's been whacking the wrong moles.

    • Gigi26

      So ummmm can suckin cock give you throat cancer too?

      A friend wants to know :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      *side note: this Ariana Grande chick really sounds like Mariah Carey
      ---------
      I told y'all!!

      I just hate that they have her playing all these "dummy roles" on nickelodeon. That's all she'll ever be known as.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Is cunnilingus inherently riskier than fellatio? While studies on sex differences aren't entirely clear, a US study found the prevalence of HPV in the mouths of men was 10%, versus 3.6% for women. Overall, HPV-related oral cancers are most common in heterosexual men in their 40s and 50s:

      This indicates that performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman) IS MORE RISKY than performing fellatio (oral sex on a man). This seems counterintuitive, but the concentration of HPV in the thinner moist skin of the vulva is mugh higher than the amounts of virus shed from the thicker dry skin of the penis, and this affects how easy it is to pass the virus on.
      __________

      PSA

    • Gigi26

      This is why they tell you to get screened annually, to make sure you don't have HPV...not everyone who has HPV gets warts...

      All it takes is that one abnormal pap smear to show up...

    • luVn_liFe…

      Gigi26 says:So ummmm can suckin cock give you throat cancer too?
      :eek:

      :waiting: with GiGI for an answer :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMB2hxl_3k&feature=youtube.com_gdata_player KayCeiSoul

      Great minds Cuba. This makes no sense. Contradiction at its best.

      Meanwhile, that's a mighty wicked eye Mike got painted up there.
      :coffee:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I still think it was from smoking and drinking. :yawn: Shoulda chose weed, Mike. :smoke:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      Only ifyou swallow Gigs.. :tea:

    • lovezoe

      There's no cure, but most infections clear on its own. The CDC is now saying get your kitty checked every 3-5 years. No ma'am. I get a women's check every year, including the kitty. If I have to pay myself, it's getting checked.

    • Gigi26

      This indicates that performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman) IS MORE RISKY than performing fellatio (oral sex on a man).
      ---------------------------------------------
      Welp, I damn sure ain't passing this info on to my buddy..eff whatcha heard toilet-bowling is good for the soul :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Douglas used HPV to exonerate smoking for his particular cancer. Unfortunately, the evidence suggests he wasn't quite right to do so. Most people rid themselves of HPV within a few years of catching it – but smoking disrupts this process, meaning the virus remains for far longer in smokers than non-smokers, increasing their risk of HPV-related cancers of all varieties.

      ____________

      I guess Nurse Ratchet is scheduling a checkup.. :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      not everyone who has HPV gets warts…
      _______

      And I read over and over that the kind that gives warts is NOT the kind the leads to cancers. Wild!

    • Miany

      waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes says:
      *side note: this Ariana Grande chick really sounds like Mariah Carey
      ———
      I told y’all!!
      I just hate that they have her playing all these “dummy roles” on nickelodeon. That’s all she’ll ever be known as.
      ^^ yeah she sounds like Mariah.. and I never knew she was on Nickelodeon but, if you see the video with Mac Miller- it look like he be tearing that lil 'innocent' kitty up.

    • OutsidetheBox

      How could it go away if its a virus? Dormant maybe? :thinking: not "away" tho.

    • luVn_liFe…

      I WONDER how MattSAmon FEEls about this

    • Cubarican

      What did the HPV do to his lips? All he got is a crease in the mouth.

    • Ty

      The CDC is now saying get your kitty checked every 3-5 years.
      ____________
      Since when :shrug: What happened to yearly check ups

      @ Gigi I guess if the peen has been in some HPV snatch its possible :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I still think it was from smoking and drinking. Shoulda chose weed, Mike.
      ---------
      I saw my fav Truth commercial this weekend...

      "No you dont always die from tobacco,
      Sometimes you just lose a lung.
      Oh you don't always die from tobacco,
      Sometimes they cut out your tongue.

      And you can't say 'What the heck?!'
      With a big hole in your neck
      *in unison*
      NO YOU DON'T ALWAYS DIE FROM TOBACCO!!"

    • http://instagram.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

      oh cool men can still get head but ladies cant....sorry ladies

    • Gigi26

      Catherine prolly was like eff the diagnosis you still eating this here kitty cat :rofl: Damn shame he put that shyt out there like that :no: :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :rofl: :rofl: AT the comments under one of these stories im reading about MD.

      "Thanks Mike. Now I can give the wife a reason for why I WILL NOT DO IT! YUK!"

      Reply: Poor wifey!
      Reply: So do you expect her to DO IT TO YOU?!!!
      Reply: Yes. Yes I do.
      Reply: I am Jay's wife. He lets me get it elsewhere.

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      Miany says:

      waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes says:
      *side note: this Ariana Grande chick really sounds like Mariah Carey
      ———
      I told y’all!!
      I just hate that they have her playing all these “dummy roles” on nickelodeon. That’s all she’ll ever be known as.
      ^^ yeah she sounds like Mariah.. and I never knew she was on Nickelodeon but, if you see the video with Mac Miller- it look like he be tearing that lil ‘innocent’ kitty up.
      ---------
      Her name is "Kat" on a show called Victorious and now a new show called Sam and Cat. (Lil Razz stays on Nickelodeon)

      I think it's horrible. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      OTB :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Paul Fronczak is having an identity crisis.

      The Nevada man, who back in 1964 was determined to be the kidnapped baby of Chester and Dora Fronczak, has learned he’s not, in fact, their biological son, according to a CBS2 New York report.

      The story is this: In 1964, at the now-demolished Michael Reese Hospital in Chicago, the Fronczaks welcomed their newborn, Paul Joseph Fronczak. Hours after the birth, a woman dressed as a nurse said the doctor needed to see the baby—and walked out with him.
      A manhunt ensued. After two-and-a-half years, a baby who had been abandoned on a New Jersey street corner and was in an orphanage was determined to have baby Paul’s ears. That baby, named Scott McKinley, was given to the Fronczak family, who, due to a lack of positive identity, had to adopt him.
      “The FBI decided that because my ears matched the Fronczak baby, that I was probably the Fronczak baby,” Paul said

    • OutsidetheBox

      NO YOU DON’T ALWAYS DIE FROM TOBACCO!!
      _______________________

      :rofl: :headphone:

    • lovezoe

      Sorry not the CDC, this came from the cancer.gov site:

      Women should talk with their doctor about when to start screening and how often to be screened. In March 2012, updated screening guidelines were released by the United States Preventive Services Task Force and jointly by the American Cancer Society, the American Society for Colposcopy and Cervical Pathology, and the American Society for Clinical Pathology. These guidelines recommend that women have their first Pap test at age 21. Although previous guidelines recommended that women have their first Pap test 3 years after they start having sexual intercourse, waiting until age 21 is now recommended because adolescents have a very low risk of cervical cancer and a high likelihood that cervical cell abnormalities will go away on their own. According to the updated guidelines, women ages 21 through 29 should be screened with a Pap test every 3 years. Women ages 30 through 65 can then be screened every 5 years with Pap and HPV cotesting or every 3 years with a Pap test alone.

      The guidelines advise that routine Pap and HPV cotesting be limited to women age 30 and older because transient HPV infections are very common among women in their twenties. Including routine HPV testing in cervical screening of younger women would detect many infections that will be suppressed by the immune system and not lead to cancer. In older women, HPV infections are more likely to represent persistent infections—that is, infections that have the potential to progress to cervical cancer if not detected or treated. However, HPV testing can be used in women of any age to help clarify unclear Pap test findings and help doctors decide if further evaluation is needed. (See Question 9 for more information.)

      The guidelines also note that women with certain risk factors may need to have more frequent screening or to continue screening beyond age 65. These risk factors include being infected with the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), being immunosuppressed, having been exposed to diethylstilbestrol before birth, and having been treated for a precancerous cervical lesion or cervical cancer.

      Women who have had a hysterectomy (surgery to remove the uterus and cervix) do not need to have cervical screening, unless the hysterectomy was done to treat a precancerous cervical lesion or cervical cancer.

    • OutsidetheBox

      LuVie thats fukking terrible. :eek: And it made me laugh. :ashamed:

    • Cubarican

      What happened to yearly check ups
      _______________________

      Exactly. They told me this last time I went. Im like sooooooooo if something came up within the next year by the time I see you again in three years it could have turned cancerous? They are also doing it with breast cancer screenings, they moved the age futher back even though a lot of women get diagnosed before 40.

    • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

      You don't always die from tobacco...YIPPIE KIE YAY

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      OTB I instantly thought of "so n so got the lady with the wig down pact"

      :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @BiZZle
      :facepalm:

      I Know,I chuckled too :kona:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :listen:
      ^ ^ ^
      Hoping lEBRON is Listening to his Blk Super Hero Music :facepalm:

    • MissTaken

      Yea ummm either way he is implying his wife has it. Whether the originator or perpetuator. I hope she goes bat ish crazy on him for this humiliation :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      Cubarican says:

      What happened to yearly check ups
      _______________________

      Exactly. They told me this last time I went. Im like sooooooooo if something came up within the next year by the time I see you again in three years it could have turned cancerous? They are also doing it with breast cancer screenings, they moved the age futher back even though a lot of women get diagnosed before 40.
      ------
      In my opinion, I think they're trying to cut back on costs. I mean I thought it cost us more (if we don't have any good insurance) but it costs to get the results from the lab and the equipment used. I know they run through supplise like crazy sometimes.

    • OutsidetheBox

      “so n so got the lady with the wig down pact”
      ___________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      so does this mean when he :lick: fresh poonany that he gives it the HPV? :shrug:

      GM Most! :waves: <---HPV free card

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      MissTaken says:

      Yea ummm either way he is implying his wife has it. Whether the originator or perpetuator. I hope she goes bat ish crazy on him for this humiliation

      :gossip:

      werd on the skreets is she ALRET cray! :tea:

      hey sug!

    • luVn_liFe…

      GM Most!
      :eek:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      eastpointvet says:

      oh cool men can still get head but ladies cant….sorry ladies

      :nono: unless she want the nasty women's disease in her throak tew!

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      Luvn

      :hi: chile errybody don't font w me so i speaks to whoever gone speak back nahmean? sup doe? :winky:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Fay

      :lol:
      I Know
      Im Jusss bussiNG BALLS :hi:

    • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

      @ Fay, you get that e-mail ma'am?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

      so does this mean when he fresh poonany that he gives it the HPV?

      GM Most! <—HPV free card
      ------------
      Someone I know got meningitis from the vaccine.. :kona:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      Jackie Chan! :hi: sup doe? nah lemme go check :pc:

    • lovezoe

      Fay- :heart: Mini-me responds so well.

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes says:

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

      so does this mean when he fresh poonany that he gives it the HPV?

      GM Most! <—HPV free card
      ————
      Someone I know got meningitis from the vaccine..

      :eek: PRIME example of why ion fux wit no vaccines! :nono:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Fay Fay :yahoo: :kiss:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      ZOEZOE! :heart: him do?? awwww!! :love: how is he?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      You know that feeling when you have to pee and you don't want to get up? That's me right now.

    • lovezoe

      Fay- I was talking bout my daughter, but Lucas hair does too. Totally jealous if a 7.5 year old hair. Lucas is waking now, climbing on tables making my heart stop.

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      Jen-nay!!!! :2dance: what it dew purrty lady?

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      :ashamed: ohhhh! don't be jellis (said from someone who's jellis of her own daughter's hurr :rollseyes: )

      i know the feeling! :lol:

      Lord thats's why i aint birfin no mo babies! them lil crumb snatchers will give u a heart attack! aint nobody got time fa dat!

      _______________
      Jackie Chan i responded ;)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

      luVn_liFe... says:

      iAmChan says:The make up tho?

      ~
      ~
      He played Liberace,did a Great Job at it too
      ___________
      He really did. I felt so sorry for Scott Thorson. Liberace left him used up and strung out. Committed all kinds of crimes in true junkie form. Now he's got colon cancer.

    • Ty

      PRIME example of why ion fux wit no vaccines!
      _____________
      Hey hun :hug:

      Me either. One of my older friends put me onto herbs and Im mixing shyt like kool aid. I dont even take meds anymore :nono: There are herbs and teas for everything :thumbsup:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

      on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes says:

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy says:

      so does this mean when he fresh poonany that he gives it the HPV?

      GM Most! <—HPV free card
      ————
      Someone I know got meningitis from the vaccine..

      PRIME example of why ion fux wit no vaccines
      ---------
      She missed a lot of school too. :no: I remember when I was in NE they were requiring women of a certain age group to get the vaccine. You know the military are the first guinnie pigs... :no: <--no

    • luVn_liFe…

      ALERT** #HeavyHitters Vegas crew alerted me that Floyd Mayweather has laid over $5,900,000 on Heat -7 tonight in Vegas

      liKe i said . . . #53

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      There are herbs and teas for everything
      --------
      You'd be amazed at what mushrooms can do!

    • luVn_liFe…

      that_VA_thickchick says: ~
      He played Liberace,did a Great Job at it too
      ___________
      He really did. I felt so sorry for Scott Thorson. Liberace left him used up and strung out. Committed all kinds of crimes in true junkie form. Now he’s got colon cancer.

      ~
      ~
      Yes,had that man getting his FACE done to lO_OK like him :eek:

      FORSHAME

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      But this picture though :blink: Michael has been known for being kinky :yes: I saw somewhere he was but booty in the hottub chilling with nothing but men all naked :blink:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

      luVn_liFe... says:

      ___________
      He really did. I felt so sorry for Scott Thorson. Liberace left him used up and strung out. Committed all kinds of crimes in true junkie form. Now he’s got colon cancer.

      ~
      ~
      Yes,had that man getting his FACE done to lO_OK like him

      FORSHAME

      ___________
      Won't that some crazy shiitt? :no: Poor lil Dummy.

    • luVn_liFe…

      NOONE ever said liBERACE was a pedophile or committed statutory rape,BUT He did.
      No Outcry
      NO mention

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

      luVn_liFe... says:

      NOONE ever said liBERACE was a pedophile or committed statutory rape,BUT He did.
      No Outcry
      NO mention
      ___________
      Wanted to adopt him and still f*ck him. YUCK!

    • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

      IN OTHER NEWS..floyd mayweather bet 5.9 million that the HEAT win by 7 tonight...

    • luVn_liFe…

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      NOONE ever said liBERACE was a pedophile or committed statutory rape,BUT He did.
      No Outcry
      NO mention
      ___________
      Wanted to adopt him and still f*ck him. YUCK!
      YES!!!!!!!!
      daFuGG sick Perv! and told that man he wanted him to buy himself a home and put him on it second just to secure it :blink:
      THEN put him out :smack:

    • luVn_liFe…

      And WHY4come and how was liBERACE the only one w/HIV after all those males he screwed??

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      <<<- Damn

    • Audacious2

      Wait, I :cell: BS on this, he is out promoting his new Liberace movie. He want's us to know his tongue game is mean.

      Next, he will admit that "Dawnette Knight" wasn't just a stalker back in the day. This man has always been suspect to me. BTW, he could've kept this to himself. "...it started with a lump on his tongue" :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Jason Kidd has finally RETIRED :phew:

    • MissTaken

      werd on the skreets is she ALRET cray!
      hey sug!
      by FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: on Jun 3, 2013 at 1:06 pm
      ------------
      :hugs: Yep Fay so when she officially snaps she can blame on bipolar disorder. Be sitting there with Mike D's whole throat and decapitated head in her hand talking about Catty did it :scared:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

      luVn_liFe... says:

      And WHY4come and how was liBERACE the only one w/HIV after all those males he screwed??
      ___________
      They prolly got it, we just don't know who they are. Scott didn't get it so it was probably some strange he picked up in that Glory Hole place. He was a sexual deviant.

      Scott has been through it. Got money in the palimony suit and blew it. Got money from a book he wrote but sold the publishing rights. Therefore, he didn't get paid or even CONSULTED in the making of this movie. He just cant get right. :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

      so when she officially snaps she can blame on bipolar disorder. Be sitting there with Mike D’s whole throat and decapitated head in her hand talking about Catty did it
      __________
      :rofl: I. HATE. YOU :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      . He was a sexual deviant.
      YES HE WAS!
      And VA thats just TuRRible the path Scott went down,He was already Broken :(

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Jason Kidd has finally RETIRED
      ---------
      After 50 long years he finally gets to rest. He worked HAWD! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

      YES HE WAS!
      And VA thats just TuRRible the path Scott went down,He was already Broken
      _____________
      And guys like Liberace know to pray on people who are downtrodden or just want a real home and family like foster kids and stuff.

    • luVn_liFe…

      After 50 long years he finally gets to rest.
      :lol: RAZZZ

      @VA YUP

    • MsB2u

      @Faye
      :hi:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      luVn_liFe... says:

      NOONE ever said liBERACE was a pedophile or committed statutory rape,BUT He did.
      No Outcry
      NO mention

      wait wut?? :huh: do tell!

      ________________
      TY! :nono: imma have to rely on my immune system. & YES ur right. searching now for some herbs to cure my thyroid prollum! :hug:
      ________________
      Pickachu Tran says:

      IN OTHER NEWS..floyd mayweather bet 5.9 million that the HEAT win by 7 tonight…

      :eek: a fool & his money!
      _______________________
      MissTaken
      Yep Fay so when she officially snaps she can blame on bipolar disorder. Be sitting there with Mike D’s whole throat and decapitated head in her hand talking about Catty did it
      :dead:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      chile lemme fine out i need to watch liberace! :popcorn:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Michael DOUGLAS' ex-wife wants to make something perfectly clear -- eating out was safe when he was married to her.

      Douglas told a British paper over the weekend ... his 2010 throat cancer was "caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

      Diandra Douglas -- whose epic divorce from Michael in 2000 was one of the richest marital settlements in history --she does NOT have HPV ... period

      :popcorn:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      MsB2u

      :hi: sup sessy legs?

    • Ty

      @ Luv so has Grant Hill :applause:

      Now I just want him to let Tamia be great and promote some of her bad azz albums *blasts Beautiful Surprise* :headphones:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @FAY
      Its definitely captivating

    • RegyBery

      THIS is y ion eat no dayum tunta!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

      chile lemme fine out i need to watch liberace!
      __________
      Yeah, but tell Hubby stay on out the room cause he will NOT like all that action going on. :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @TY
      Yeah he announced it SATURDAY during Game 6 broadcasting,I guess he was trying out for A Spot :shrug:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Michael DOUGLAS’ ex-wife wants to make something perfectly clear — eating out was safe when he was married to her.

      Douglas told a British paper over the weekend … his 2010 throat cancer was “caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.”

      Diandra Douglas — whose epic divorce from Michael in 2000 was one of the richest marital settlements in history –she does NOT have HPV … period

      *paging KZJ* girl whatchu got to say bout this hurr? sound like she callin u out guhl! :cell:

    • luVn_liFe…

      RegyBery says:THIS is y ion eat no dayum tunta!!!
      :dead:

      @VA THIS!!-->Yeah, but tell Hubby stay on out the room cause he will NOT like all that action going on
      Mu Husband was Like :facepalm: this is getting unbearable! LMAOOOO

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: says:

      chile lemme fine out i need to watch liberace!
      __________
      Yeah, but tell Hubby stay on out the room cause he will NOT like all that action going on.

      :lol: girl i would GNAT try hubby's life like that. he aint no "phobe" but he can't stand to see "gay action". partially why he dont fux wit scandal :ashamed:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      RegyBery says:

      THIS is y ion eat no dayum tunta!!!

      :eek: say it aint so!

    • Betamax82

      :lol:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      like he could watch the birdcage bc wernt no slobbing down action :lol: :winky:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      Beta to the max! :woohoo: sup doe?

    • Ty

      Speaking of gay action so Im flipping through the channels yesterday and why da hell was Kourtney chasing Scott around the house with a purple strap on and he was running giggling like it was cute :shrug:

    • MissTaken

      I said Mars, im proud of you for being his friend, but you better wash your hands everytime yall play, or imma beat your tail..
      -------------
      @OTB You are a good person because I would have told Taken8 until his friends got some esteem of himself and rectal control they could not hang. I could understand up until 5 years old. After that I talk to you like an adult.
      Taken8: Hey mom can my friend spend the night?
      Taken: Sure. Wayment which one? I know you ain't asking about that little Chitty kid and I just bought you a new 600 thread count sheet set :nono: Theu ain't finna be leaving clumps in my shower

    • Ty

      MissTaken says:

      I said Mars, im proud of you for being his friend, but you better wash your hands everytime yall play, or imma beat your tail..
      ————-
      @OTB You are a good person because I would have told Taken8 until his friends got some esteem of himself and rectal control they could not hang. I could understand up until 5 years old. After that I talk to you like an adult.
      Taken8: Hey mom can my friend spend the night?
      Taken: Sure. Wayment which one? I know you ain’t asking about that little Chitty kid and I just bought you a new 600 thread count sheet set Theu ain’t finna be leaving clumps in my shower
      ____________
      :chase: :crying:

    • Betamax82

      Fay Fay :happy:

    • Betamax82

      Ty says:

      Speaking of gay action so Im flipping through the channels yesterday and why da hell was Kourtney chasing Scott around the house with a purple strap on and he was running giggling like it was cute
      __________________________________

      :eek: do what now :huh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      I just saw a picture of Naiomi Campbell's feet and they're just as bad as Oprah's bunions :rofl:

    • MissTaken

      Diandra Douglas — whose epic divorce from Michael in 2000 was one of the richest marital settlements in history –she does NOT have HPV … period
      by luVn_liFe... on Jun 3, 2013 at 1:47 pm
      -----------
      BLOOP!! This is just like Kelly Rowlan all over again. People with these admission :no: Everybody ever associated with them be coming out like hold up :stop:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      MissTaken says:

      I said Mars, im proud of you for being his friend, but you better wash your hands everytime yall play, or imma beat your tail..
      ————-
      @OTB You are a good person because I would have told Taken8 until his friends got some esteem of himself and rectal control they could not hang. I could understand up until 5 years old. After that I talk to you like an adult.
      Taken8: Hey mom can my friend spend the night?
      Taken: Sure. Wayment which one? I know you ain’t asking about that little Chitty kid and I just bought you a new 600 thread count sheet set :nono: Theu ain’t finna be leaving clumps in my shower

      :dead: wait. who got a chitty kid?!

      i could NOT deal! :no: my own? :yes: somebody out in the skreet?? :no:

    • OutsidetheBox

      RegyBery says:

      THIS is y ion eat no dayum tunta!!!

      _________

      But I read this is y im single. :eek:

    • Ty

      @ Beta...yeah chile :smack: They blurred it out but they showed her putting it on and everything :wtf:

      @ Razzle so she has jacked up feet to match her invisible edges :rofl:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      :offtopic:

      i know someone who is SUPER pretty. but has one of those "shelf" stomachs due to her being OBEAST. & i just hate that for her. i mean how u let it get so far gone?? :(

    • OutsidetheBox

      Taken: Sure. Wayment which one? I know you ain’t asking about that little Chitty kid and I just bought you a new 600 thread count sheet set Theu ain’t finna be leaving clumps in my shower
      _________

      :rofl: :rofl: Lawdddd MissT :rofl:

      These two.. :wail: its like the deaf leading the blind. :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      i could NOT deal! my own? somebody out in the skreet??
      ___________

      :wail: My son done got himself a little friend who cant control his bowels cause kids tease him. :wail:

      I actually "smelled" the little boy myself, which prompted me to ask Mars bout him. Poor thing. :(

    • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

      I got back at ya @ Fay

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      But I read this is y im single.

      :ghost:

      hewwo my beauty! :love:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      I want tater ships. :wail:

    • Ty

      its like the deaf leading the blind
      __________
      say what now :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      YES TY! :rofl: and to top it off they looked so greasy. :lol:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      My son done got himself a little friend who cant control his bowels cause kids tease him. :wail:

      I actually “smelled” the little boy myself, which prompted me to ask Mars bout him. Poor thing.

      :hahaha: i APOLOGIZE for LMAO! but chile are u serrus?? lil buddy needs to see a psychiatrist with all that goins awn. i mean his booty muscles just get loose? he always gotta make a bowel movement? he retains fecal matter just for the occasion?? #ICANT

    • OutsidetheBox

      i mean how u let it get so far gone??
      _______

      Its easy friend. :| Specially when you have a prediposition to a certain body type...also being pretty is a hinderance..cause ppl still tell you that you are pretty..weight is almost an afterthought? Imo. :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      You can expect Lauryn Hill to be casually dropping more singles in the not too distant future. Mama’s got bills to pay, y’all.

      According to TMZ, Ms. Lauryn Hill will be vacating her New Jersey home after what has been described as a “bitter dispute” between she and her landlords. You see, building owners start to get nasty when you owe them back rent.

      After she reportedly failed to pay her rent in March, L-Boogie’s landlords filed an eviction suit against her. Since then, she’s reached a settlement and has agreed to pay $7,000 in rent and vacate by May 31st.

      I wonder if she kicked a hole in the wall or wrote “Capitalistic vulture imperialists sympathizers” on the wall in goat blood, or something, before leaving the premises.

      Regardless, I can see why she left. I mean, she’s about to go to federal prison for tax evasion in July anyway. I feel for this woman.

      Since I’m not Frazier Crane, I’m not entirely sure what her deal is, but I do know it’s something, though, and I hope she gets it together somewhere in the time frame of before, during, and after her release from prison.

      She is too talented and has enjoyed waaaay too many successes to be broke.

    • Ty

      :crying: just get loose :crying:

    • Nakeya_j

      Ty says:

      Speaking of gay action so Im flipping through the channels yesterday and why da hell was Kourtney chasing Scott around the house with a purple strap on and he was running giggling like it was cute
      -----
      He wanted to do anal and she was liek ok but I have to do you first. But I did not think him finding it funny was cute at all. smh.

    • OutsidetheBox

      i APOLOGIZE for LMAO! but chile are u serrus?? lil buddy needs to see a psychiatrist with all that goins awn. i mean his booty muscles just get loose? he always gotta make a bowel movement? he retains fecal matter just for the occasion?? #ICANT
      ________________

      LMAO!!!! Imagine trying to ask my spacey ass son those questions?!?! :rofl:

      Same ones I had tho. I think the little fella dont know how to clean himself properly when he does do number two? and that results in him smelling like poop? :wtf: I asked Dread about him and he said the boy gets teased in front of staff as well!

      I said I was going to mention it to them :oops: Need to get on that.

    • Ty

      So Lauren doesn't even have a house thats paid for after all that money she made and gave away :( Hell she was still making millions through last year hence the tax bill :wtf:

    • Nakeya_j

      You can expect Lauryn Hill to be casually dropping more singles in the not too distant future. Mama’s got bills to pay, y’all.
      -----
      Jesus be some residuals and a team of phychiatrists. Amen :nun:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Hewwo Fay. :lol: Dont be laughing at me teasing RegyBery. I like him. I always have to mess with him. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      LMAO!!!! Imagine trying to ask my spacey ass son those questions?!?!

      Same ones I had tho. I think the little fella dont know how to clean himself properly when he does do number two? and that results in him smelling like poop? I asked Dread about him and he said the boy gets teased in front of staff as well!

      I said I was going to mention it to them Need to get on that.
      ----------
      They don't do nothing tho? ANd the parents just send extra clothes? This poor baby will be scared. They better hope he don't flip on them one day.

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      Its easy friend. :| Specially when you have a prediposition to a certain body type…also being pretty is a hinderance..cause ppl still tell you that you are pretty..weight is almost an afterthought? Imo

      lawd carrying all that weight around tho?? And having to lift up the stomach to get to the poom-poom?? :no:

      but what u said makes plenny sense bc she does indeed still get compliments on her beauty. just couldn't be me. i was already uncomfortable being "thick" so OBEAST aint in the cards for me!

    • MissTaken

      RegyBery says:
      THIS is y ion eat no dayum tunta!!!
      _________
      But I read this is y im single.
      by OutsidetheBox on Jun 3, 2013 at 2:00 pm
      --------------
      *wiping the water I spit out on myself with a cloth napkin* Thanks friend :hahaha:
      I was going to ask what do you eat johnsonville franks :shocked: but this is our first font and I didn't want to start out like that :cool:

    • Ty

      Nakeya_j says:

      Ty says:

      Speaking of gay action so Im flipping through the channels yesterday and why da hell was Kourtney chasing Scott around the house with a purple strap on and he was running giggling like it was cute
      —–
      He wanted to do anal and she was liek ok but I have to do you first. But I did not think him finding it funny was cute at all. smh.
      ______________
      :dead: It was not cute at all :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      Lauren said fugg a credit score! Fugg payin bills! I'm blowin money :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Ty says:Lauren doesn’t even have a house thats paid for after all that money she made and gave away Hell she was still making millions through last year hence the tax bill
      ~
      ~
      SAD but the NORM with ALOT of these celebs :no:
      id DEFF buy a house thats paid on cash! Mofos be buyin 10 bedrooms 15 bathrooms 7 car garage olympic style swim pool,tennis,basketball court THEATER room and them go BELLY UP!!
      Da Fugg purchase a damn comfortable 4 bedroom 4 bath hoMe,straight cash
      Cause it dont ALWAYS last
      :smack:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      Ty says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Ty says:

      Speaking of gay action so Im flipping through the channels yesterday and why da hell was Kourtney chasing Scott around the house with a purple strap on and he was running giggling like it was cute
      —–
      He wanted to do anal and she was liek ok but I have to do you first. But I did not think him finding it funny was cute at all. smh.
      ______________
      It was not cute at all
      -------------
      It stimulates the prostate. :kona:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I was going to ask what do you eat johnsonville franks
      :tape:

      MissTAKEN!! :spank:
      Kinda

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      I asked Dread about him and he said the boy gets teased in front of staff as well!

      I said I was going to mention it to them :oops: Need to get on that

      see you Dread sound like my babygirl. she usta brang home all manner of strays. got a soft heart. don't like to see nobody get done wrong. dunno WHERE she got THAT from! :tea:

      but those admins need they ass BEAT for allowing that to happen in their face instead of trying to help the child & getting in touch with his parents about his lil chitty ass! :spank:

    • http://www.landofpure.net FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip:

      :dead: @MissTaken

    • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San

      Crazy this is so common, means majority on this board could have it :think:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Bosh apologized to teammates, vows better tonight.
      Chillle
      BOO!
      I love me some C.BOSH! im sick of his a.s.s. though
      LAWD if they lose tonight is he gonna fall out like two yrs ago LMAO

      NOT REALLY FUNNY THOUGH :blink:

    • Nakeya_j

      :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes says:

      Ty says:

      Nakeya_j says:

      Ty says:

      Speaking of gay action so Im flipping through the channels yesterday and why da hell was Kourtney chasing Scott around the house with a purple strap on and he was running giggling like it was cute
      —–
      He wanted to do anal and she was liek ok but I have to do you first. But I did not think him finding it funny was cute at all. smh.
      ______________
      It was not cute at all
      ————-
      It stimulates the prostate.
      -----
      I had a gf in college and she used to do that to her bf....from the way she described it.....yeah, I can go without doing it.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Ty says:Lauren doesn’t even have a house thats paid for after all that money she made and gave away Hell she was still making millions through last year hence the tax bill
      ~
      ~
      SAD but the NORM with ALOT of these celebs
      id DEFF buy a house thats paid on cash! Mofos be buyin 10 bedrooms 15 bathrooms 7 car garage olympic style swim pool,tennis,basketball court THEATER room and them go BELLY UP!!
      Da Fugg purchase a damn comfortable 4 bedroom 4 bath hoMe,straight cash
      Cause it dont ALWAYS last
      ------------
      Exactly. If I ever run into some money like that first thing I'm doing is buying a home cash. It wont be no grand house.. Just a simple four bed and bath. That way when the money do run out At least I have somewhere to lay my head. Now the facter in it would be WHERE in the country/world would I buy this house?

    • OutsidetheBox

      They don’t do nothing tho? ANd the parents just send extra clothes? This poor baby will be scared. They better hope he don’t flip on them one day.
      __________________

      !!! The staff just sends the other kids on (they try but you need parents to talk to their kids..)..and yes, wtf is wrong with HIS parents?!?!

      He is at least a 3rd/4th grader so IDK what the real issue is. :| He is a sweetie tho. So sad.

    • Ty

      @ Luv :cosign:

      Same with Mary and Kinky Twist they bought a 8bd mansion and its just them. Now she is trying to sell it to pay her tax bill :coffee:

      @ Razzle :dead:

    • Nakeya_j

      #DontJudgeMe but if my dude lets me near him with a strap on to use on him, I don't want him. :no: I can't deal with that. I would think he liked men on the low.

    • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San

      #DontJudgeMe but if my dude lets me near him with a strap on to use on him, I don’t want him. I can’t deal with that. I would think he liked men on the low
      ----------------
      You talking about a man that uses foundation... They got one of those free ass relationships...I guess

    • luVn_liFe…

      @RAZZ EXACTLY!!!

      chille when PowerBall was so high,hubby said if we win we're gonna buy a place on the beach and sell this house
      ME: :blink: ahhh NO WER NOT!
      Him :huh:
      ME: Nawh were gonna pay this off cause it will be minimal and KEEP it! fugg that we'll always have it.ause if and when times get hard and the taxes on that Beach home is 9K plus and outta reach
      we can always come on BACK Here
      HIM: :think: VERY TRUE BABE,ur so Smart
      Me: :kona:

    • MissTaken

      i APOLOGIZE for LMAO! but chile are u serrus?? lil buddy needs to see a psychiatrist with all that goins awn. i mean his booty muscles just get loose? he always gotta make a bowel movement? he retains fecal matter just for the occasion?? #ICANT
      by FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: on Jun 3, 2013 at 2:07 pm
      ----------------
      (Kyle Barker from Living Single voice) oh the horror.
      I am appalled that the parents have given up and just pack clothes :nono: That means he carries around them doo doo drawls all school day letting them fester and funk. I bet he has flies that he calls friends cause they are always around :(

    • Nakeya_j

      You talking about a man that uses foundation… They got one of those free ass relationships…I guess
      -------
      Wait, Scott uses what now? Foundation? Lawd. :no: And she don't see anything wrong with that.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Now she is trying to sell it to pay her tax bill
      SEE!

      Chillle PLZ

    • luVn_liFe…

      Kyle Barker from Living Single voice) oh the horror
      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      I had a gf in college and she used to do that to her bf….from the way she described it…..yeah, I can go without doing it.
      -----------
      My friend/neighbor is having a passion party on this friday and we were looking at the book last week one of them were talking about getting anal beads.

      I know better than to even mention it to Mr. Razz :rofl:

      I'll get my azz beat if I stuck something up Mr. Razz's azz. Just give me some scented/flavored lube/whipped cream and I'll be good. :lol:

    • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San

      Wait, Scott uses what now? Foundation? Lawd. And she don’t see anything wrong with that.
      ------------
      You aint see that episode. Yes maam, she didnt care

    • Miany

      @Nakeya... agreed..Judge me if you must but, I don't wanna man who likes his booty hole tickled..
      I knew a couple. They got to arguing one day and he said something she aint wanna hear. NEXT thing you know...
      Girl: THAT'S WHY yo ghey azz like me to use the strap-on on ya!!
      Him: :brokenheart: <~dead quiet cuz the inconvenient truth will shut yo azz up EVERYTIME!
      His Homies: :huh:

    • OutsidetheBox

      lawd carrying all that weight around tho?? And having to lift up the stomach to get to the poom-poom??

      but what u said makes plenny sense bc she does indeed still get compliments on her beauty. just couldn’t be me. i was already uncomfortable being “thick” so OBEAST aint in the cards for me!
      ___________________

      :no: Me neither. I was once a 18/20. Never got called "fat" either. But clearly I was tho! I think my shaped helped me hide it. If you got an apple shape, you cant carry no belly or you just go round. :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      @RAZZ
      have ya'll ever tried the Magnums w/Extra sensation??

    • MissTaken

      Bosh apologized to teammates, vows better tonight.
      Chillle
      BOO!
      I love me some C.BOSH! im sick of his a.s.s. though
      LAWD if they lose tonight is he gonna fall out like two yrs ago LMAO
      NOT REALLY FUNNY THOUGH
      ----------
      Bosh is putting these jokes right into my hand (rubs hands like Birdman :evil: )

    • OutsidetheBox

      *wiping the water I spit out on myself with a cloth napkin* Thanks friend
      I was going to ask what do you eat johnsonville franks but this is our first font and I didn’t want to start out like that
      ______________

      :hahaha: Me and Regy go back. Dont start out like i did. :rofl: Exactly like that.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Miany says:
      Judge me if you must but, I don’t wanna man who likes his booty hole tickled..
      I knew a couple. They got to arguing one day and he said something she aint wanna hear. NEXT thing you know…
      Girl: THAT’S WHY yo ghey azz like me to use the strap-on on ya!!
      Him: <~dead quiet cuz the inconvenient truth will shut yo azz up EVERYTIME!
      His Homies:
      :dead:

    • Nakeya_j

      You aint see that episode. Yes maam, she didnt care
      ----
      No I did not. Oh hell naw. She is playing way too much with that one.

    • Ty

      I’ll get my azz beat if I stuck something up Mr. Razz’s azz. Just give me some scented/flavored lube/whipped cream and I’ll be good.
      _________
      :cosign: It wouldn't even be intentional just a reflex :rofl: I can hear him now "Ion play dem kind of games!!" :crying:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I was once a 18/20. :huh:

      REAllY???

    • OutsidetheBox

      LAWD if they lose tonight is he gonna fall out like two yrs ago LMAO

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • Nakeya_j

      Miany says:
      Judge me if you must but, I don’t wanna man who likes his booty hole tickled..
      I knew a couple. They got to arguing one day and he said something she aint wanna hear. NEXT thing you know…
      Girl: THAT’S WHY yo ghey azz like me to use the strap-on on ya!!
      Him: <~dead quiet cuz the inconvenient truth will shut yo azz up EVERYTIME!
      -------
      :hahaha: but wait she did not see anything wrong with.....nevermind

    • luVn_liFe…

      OutsidetheBox says:LAWD if they lose tonight is he gonna fall out like two yrs ago LMAO
      :stop:
      I said NOT really FuNNy though???

      lol

    • Nakeya_j

      I’ll get my azz beat if I stuck something up Mr. Razz’s azz. Just give me some scented/flavored lube/whipped cream and I’ll be good.
      -----
      Exactly

    • OutsidetheBox

      I bet he has flies that he calls friends cause they are always around
      _____

      ermah fukkin gawd :rofl: :chase: :rofl: TURRIBLE! LMAOOOOOOO

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      luVn_liFe... says:

      @RAZZ
      have ya’ll ever tried the Magnums w/Extra sensation??
      -----------
      I can't remember the last time me and the hubby used condoms :lol:

      And when we were apart and I had my other lil buddy we just used regular magnums.

      Do they sell the same kind of lube in the condom bottled?

    • OutsidetheBox

      REAllY???
      ________

      :yes: Babies back to back. To back. :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Do they sell the same kind of lube in the condom bottled?
      ~
      ~
      IONo but the condoMs with that Extra SENSation :blink:

      Lawd Im there in a few Strokes :oops:

    • luVn_liFe…

      OutsidetheBox says:

      REAllY???
      ________

      Babies back to back. To back
      GOTCHA! :winky:

    • Miany

      @Nakeya..... chile... I was like (in my head) soooooooooo it was all good when you was shining that strap and preparing for entry but NOOOOW you wanna act brand new :lol:
      :rofl: They broke up after that. He gotta diff chick now for the past few years. I'm secretly waiting to see if dude turn all da way gay :tea:

    • Just Looking

      Good Afternoon High Tea Time :tea:

      Glad he spoke out about it :clap: Women need to screened more often and take came of your golden purse (VAG) My aunt died from cancer, cause her husband was a WHORE. Men don't assume cause he got a pretty face, with real hair and clean up to date weave, she take care of golden purse. Ask questions, inspect that thang. And go get tested to together. I'm ceratin one day I will be called home, but I be damn sure it ain't from spoilt TUNA. :bye:

    • Diva

      he musta been eating a lot of cat box to get throat cancer. i mean for real
      :dead: at ^^^^^^^^

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Do they sell the same kind of lube in the condom bottled?
      ~
      ~
      IONo but the condoMs with that Extra SENSation

      Lawd Im there in a few Strokes
      ------------
      Hmmmm.. :think: I might have Mr. Razz visit that speshul store before he gets here on leave.

    • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

      What's going on in this joint?

    • Miany

      :hi: Chan

    • Bombshell Esq

      Todays lesson: NEVER log on to SR during a meeting!!!! :rules: LAWWwWWwDDDd ya'll really ain't shyt :rofl: :kona:

    • Just Looking

      Bombshell - Hey to you and them wiggling babies. :hug:

    • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

      Sup @ Miany

      And a hearty What's Good to everybody else. Chan don't do lists tho!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      iAmChan says:

      What’s going on in this joint?
      ----------
      Kids with shiddy booties, Kourtney kardashian and her dude using a strap on (her on him) condoms, The post and HPV, heat possibly falling out like 2 year olds if they lose tonight :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      Bomb's gravie and that shiddy kid OTB's kid is friends with :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_gGqaUA78I datsmdubya2u

      OutsidetheBox says:

      HPV is really, really common – to the point that if you’re a sexually active adult, you’ve probably had it. By the age of 25, 90% of sexually active people will have been exposed to some form of genital HPV (whether high or low risk), almost none of whom will ever have had any visible warts or other symptoms.
      __________

      PSA

      _________

      And 1 and 4 people have the Herpes virus

      #stopactinlikeUdontknow

      Thanks OTB

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6IxvJzZ-k :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes

      I was getting ready to do some online shopping.... :smack:

      left my wallet

    • Bombshell Esq

      :hugs: Just Looking... I'm about to start charging these two rent! One of them using my kidney as a pillow got it compressed & chit :cuss: otherwise we're good!

    • Nakeya_j

      Hey Chan

    • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com Pickachu Tran

      Damn where Auntie? Did the HEAT already LOSE? :shrugs:

    • MissTaken

      LAWD if they lose tonight is he gonna fall out like two yrs ago LMAO
      by OutsidetheBox on Jun 3, 2013 at 2:27 pm
      _______________
      Chile of he does that I might end up divorced because my husband will be pisses they lost and I will not be able to control the gutteral incredible Hulk laugh that will come from my chest!!! :hahaha: I can see him now collapsed on the court and Lebron picking him up cause he kind like that. Then Bosh smile behind his back

    • Just Looking

      :waves: at Professor Mac -

      The nnumber went down. Shitt is usta to be in 1 in 5. Damn Damn Damn Damn.

      Bacterial vaginosis REAL COMMON IT IS A STD. If you smell your yourself and cats start to follow you, you probably have this. :kona:

    • Ty

      :offtopic:

      The Bilderberg Group ordered a hotel at which journalists from Infowars were set to stay to cover the organization’s secretive confab next week to cancel the reservations in an unprecedented attempt to block freedom of the press.

      Image: Infowars.com

      Alex Jones and his reporters all received phone calls from the Grove Hotel in Watford, England today informing them that their reservations – which ran until the day before Bilderberg are set to meet in the same location – had been cancelled.

      The manager of the hotel informed us that due to “consultations with the security services” in preparation for a big conference taking place next week, all the rooms had been cancelled.

      When asked if Jones and his crew were considered a “security risk,” the hotel manager responded “I’m not implying that,” suggesting that the rooms were cancelled simply because Bilderberg ordered the Grove to do so.

      To be clear, Infowars reporters had not attempted to book rooms during the Bilderberg conference, this was days before the Bilderberg conference, and yet the rooms were still cancelled.

      The Grove’s action in discriminating against individuals for their political beliefs is a violation of the 2010 Equality Act. Previous cases under the same law brought by those discriminated against by guest houses due to their sexuality have been successful. A 2012 European Court of Human Rights judgement affirms the fact that discrimination against an individual due to their political beliefs is unlawful under the Equality Act.

      The security operation surrounding Bilderberg – a huge chunk of which is being paid for by taxpayers to the tune of millions of pounds – is so paranoid that it doesn’t want reporters anywhere near the sprawling luxury Grove estate days before a single Bilderberg member even arrives.

      This is yet another damning indictment of how Bilderberg is comprised of authoritarian control freaks who despise transparency and freedom of the press, to the extent that they now exert power over private businesses like the Grove in order to cause problems for members of the media.

      All this coincided with a hack attack on Infowars.com, which has been under sustained attack over the last 12 hours.

      Infowars had already arranged back-up hotels in the event of the rooms being cancelled and will still cover the event, undeterred by the intimidation tactics being deployed against us.

      Such tactics mirror what happened to Alex Jones and his reporters last year when they were kicked out of the Marriott Hotel in Chantilly days before the Bilderberg meeting. Police even then tried to get Jones and his crew kicked out from other nearby hotels.

      The Bilderberg Group has once again wielded its power in a way that will only backfire in that it will draw more attention to their authoritarian agenda. Thousands of people will descend on the site of the meeting in the spirit of freedom and there’s nothing Bilderberg can do about it.

      Infowars is now calling on concerned citizens from all over the United Kingdom and Europe to rally to the cause and communicate the message to Bilderberg that they cannot crush the right to free speech, freedom of the press, and the right to demonstrate.

      Alex Jones has a recording of the phone call he received from the hotel and this will be added to the article shortly.
      _____________a
      and folks still think they dont exist :coffee: They meet every year at our expense

    • Miany

      :waiting: on my BEDAZZLED orthopedic shoes says:

      I was getting ready to do some online shopping….
      left my wallet
      ^^ good... save the cash. :biggrin:

    • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ iAmChan

      What up @ Fine Cousin Keya!

    • MissTaken

      I know I am lame because I just laughed so hard at my OWN font. I keep picture Lebron carrying Chris and BISH smizing like I lose to win #Fantasia :lol:

    • Bombshell Esq

      :huh: @Razz who got a chitty kid? Betta send his nasty azz home b4 you start finding "surprises" in the kona & chit :nono:

    • MsB2u

      MsB2u

      sup sessy legs?

      by FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy :whip: on Jun 3, 2013 at 1:48 pm
      -----------------------------
      Thanks

    • MissTaken

      Bacterial vaginosis REAL COMMON IT IS A STD. If you smell your yourself and cats start to follow you, you probably have this.
      by Just Looking on Jun 3, 2013 at 2:50 pm
      -------------------
      Maybe Lil OTB friend has vaginosis or HPV for boys
      :whistle: smelly cat smelly cat

    • Ty

      My weave-ologists is pissing me off trying to reschedule my appointment Im sitting here looking like Celie :rules: :nono: :chase:

    • MsB2u

      @fay
      :thankyou:

    • luVn_liFe…

      MissTaken says
      I know I am lame because I just laughed so hard at my OWN font. I keep picture Lebron carrying Chris and BISH smizing like I lose to win
      `
      ~
      IF the HEAT lose,DAMN DAMN DAMN!!
      Bron aint Picking up BOSh,I can see him step right over his a.s.s.

    • Ty

      IF the HEAT lose,DAMN DAMN DAMN!!
      Bron aint Picking up BOSh,I can see him step right over his a.s.s.
      _______________
      :rofl: Yep they will leave his azz in the middle of the floor having a tantrum

    • luVn_liFe…

      Bruce says he only met KWest Once
      K.Kartrashian says Bruce is OUtta His mind,he'smet him several times

      :blink:

    • MissTaken

      Yep they will leave his azz in the middle of the floor having a tantrum
      ____________
      I think we may finally see Lebron get mad then. I think Chalmers and Haslem would jump him cause they are undercover hoods :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :newpost:
      On KarTRASHian

    • Ty

      :newpost:

    • Twilight

      being that men are the carrier of this disease that causes cervical cancer then this tells me that Mike was slobbing some knobs in his days. HPV has 4 types. 2 that cause genital warts and 2 that cause cervical cancer. He cant blame this on his wife because if she has a history of abnormal pap smears and cervical dysplasia then he should sit his ass down some where.

    • Afiya

      I knew this was true...my cousin died from throat cancer...I told him it came from eating all that rank azz puzzy...he knew I wasn't lyin' either.

      I can see the dykes checking they throats now...cause alot of them done got it :hahahah: