In Case You Missed It: Real Housewives of D.C., Episode 1

Real Housewives of Benning Road

There’s a new “Real Housewives” reality series — and this one is unscripted. “Real Housewives of Benning Road” in D.C. follows the lives of four fabulous hood rats struggling to make ends meet in D.C.’s public housing. The series stars Stacy Tyson, Rolanda Burgess, Chantel Rollins and Kat.

The D.C. based web series is an obvious parody of the real thing — but without the pompous egotism and conceited pretentiousness of the big budget network shows.

Real Housewives of Benning Road

Unlike their well-heeled cable network counterparts (who collect phat checks to deceive the viewing public), the RHOBR have men at home who are not only kind to their mothers, but they put in work looking after their bay bay kids (even if one infant looks suspiciously Mexican).

Real Housewives of Benning Road

And instead of paying thousands of dollars for Yaki, these enterprising ladies get their eye lashes while they get their grub on at Mandy’s Chicken and Lashes (yes, that’s a car rear view mirror in her hand).

Real Housewives of Benning Road

Real Housewives of Benning Road

The series was written by comedian Mike Brooks; and directed and filmed by Hard Head Films. You can watch more episodes of RHOBR on Hard Head Film’s YouTube channel.



 



  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Oh wow. :hahaha:

  • Trendsetter

    :blink:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Chile no :hahaha:

  • WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

    :hahaha: Yep and Wow…

    GOOD MORNING YALL!! :hug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Hey Wut :waves:

  • MsOnederful

    Auntie it is to early for this… :rofl: but I am going to watch it and come back to file my report with the roses…LOL

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :dead: at that mexican Baby :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgpRw9tiuM bnatural

    I tried to watch it bu I couldn’t do it….I got up to the Mexican baby and that was it…

    Morning folks :waves:

  • CHOCOLATEONE

    This is going too far, first The real babymamas of Richmond, now this. **face palm**

  • Ididntreallymeanit

    :dead: at those eyelashes

  • BrownskinQT

    This has to be a joke! There’s no way on God’s green earth one would wear their lashes like that!!! LOL Good morning yall!!!

  • Smokie

    Oops I forgot to laugh. Didn’t think that was funny? Well, this skit wasn’t any funnier. Boooooooo!

  • FuturedocDonte

    :dead: at the Mexican baby

    :dead: at the car rearview mirror

    :dead: at the ratchet azz eye lashes

    Just fuggin :dead:

  • Flawless

    oh lawd :no:

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    I knew about this when they first popped up on YOUTUBE with episode 1. Shyt is ratchet as heyul glad its a scripted parody…

  • lexdiamonz

    what the bomboclatt

  • The Pearl!

    :waves: Good morning, Everyone! I’m laughing so hard at the write up I can’t even watch the video. A suspiciously Mexican looking baby, though???? OMG! :hahaha:

  • FuturedocDonte

    But this is not more ratchet then “Babymamas of Richmond”… These girls was sittin in a round circle talking like they do in the reunion shows with A SHEET hanging in the background the had “babymamas of Richmond” airbrushed on it :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

    CHOCOLATEONE says:

    This is going too far, first The real babymamas of Richmond, now this. **face palm**
    _______________
    I know THREE of them. :kona:

  • FuturedocDonte

    :hahaha: yo she need to go back to the hospital and get her real Baby

  • texaspaine

    Normally I dont post, but this hot azz mess is post worthy. :dead: going back to my :kona: lol

  • FuturedocDonte

    This is going too far, first The real babymamas of Richmond, now this. **face palm**
    _______________
    I know THREE of them
    —–
    Do tell :popcorn:

  • texaspaine

    no wait one more thing before I back to my :kona:. Why in the Hell was his face smudging every where. lol ghost:

  • Apparition

    Did yall see JJ Re****’s abortion contract with his ex gf? A lot of these ballers can learn from that dude.

  • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

    :hahaha: Sounds hysterical to me. I have to try to remember to check it out when I get home.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

    FuturedocDonte says:

    This is going too far, first The real babymamas of Richmond, now this. **face palm**
    _______________
    I know THREE of them
    —–
    Do tell
    __________
    I mean three of the Richmond Babymamas. Two of them are mad cool. Not as ratchet as they appear. I mean, there of course is an element of ratchet, but they are cool. The other one I know, she wasn’t like that in school…so I think she’s kind of putting on for the show. That, or a stone cold thug got hold of her after we graduated.

  • Lodak

    I started watching, then I was like, “yeah, never mind,” after the opening montage.

  • LuvMySailor

    that_VA_thickchick says:

    FuturedocDonte says:

    This is going too far, first The real babymamas of Richmond, now this. **face palm**
    _______________
    I know THREE of them
    —–
    Do tell
    __________
    I mean three of the Richmond Babymamas. Two of them are mad cool. Not as ratchet as they appear. I mean, there of course is an element of ratchet, but they are cool. The other one I know, she wasn’t like that in school…so I think she’s kind of putting on for the show. That, or a stone cold thug got hold of her after we graduated.
    July 24, 2013 at 9:25 am
    ______________________________
    I was about to suggest the “Real Babymamas of Richmond”

    I’m from SE VA and when I saw this I :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Apparition says
    Did yall see JJ Re****’s abortion contract with his ex gf? A lot of these ballers can learn from that dude.

    ~
    ~
    Morning ROSES!!!
    @apparition,I JUST SEEN IT :blink: It was from 07 and thats the same chic who was trying to SUe SHAQ
    On this POST :kona:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    :offtopic: Has anyone seen this cartoon on you tube called “short bus shawty”?!

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :huh: Is this serious

  • FuturedocDonte

    LuvMySailor :huh: u from Norfolk or va beach

  • SOTHERNGRL

    The eyelashes on that one lady looks like the eyelashes I saw on that car a few weeks ago that gave me pause. This looks like to gigantic catapillars.

  • FuturedocDonte

    Can anybody explain why they are all holding a bag of sunflower seeds though :coffee:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    The eyelashes on that one lady looks like the eyelashes I saw on that car a few weeks ago that gave me pause
    ————-
    No damn car not even a Beetle should have eyelashes on it :facepalm:

  • Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq

    This shyt CANNOT be real… Morning Roses :waves:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Is that Ashy Larry in the pic with the cigarett hanging out of his mouth?

  • WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

    :yahoo: JEEENAYYYY

    @ Sotherngrl

    It look like they glued tracks to their eyelids :no:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    follows the lives of four fabulous hood rats struggling to make ends meet in D.C.’s public housing
    ————-
    Im curious to know if Sandra includes yt people as hood rats also :waiting:

  • Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    The eyelashes on that one lady looks like the eyelashes I saw on that car a few weeks ago that gave me pause. This looks like to gigantic catapillars.

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    Snuffelupagus from Sesame Street has the very same lashes #helpful :tea:

  • WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

    FuturedocDonte says:

    Can anybody explain why they are all holding a bag of sunflower seeds though :coffee:
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    Sunflower seedz is hood ish. Thugs, killaz and drug dealers all love sunflower seeds…they chill on the Kona with a brew and seeds ask Snoop he’ll tell yah :rofl:

  • Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq

    The series was written by comedian Mike Brooks

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    Maybe I should of read the entire post first… Carry on :kona:

  • Gigi26

    Chiileee this shyt could be real life cuz the shyt I see in DC (I live in NW THANK GAWD but ratchet still exists in droves) they would make it a helluva entertaining season :rofl:

    :dead: at her eyelashes though, i’ve seen shyt like this before. IN real life.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Snuffelupagus from Sesame Street has the very same lashes #helpful
    ——
    :hahaha: Yo it’s too early to not be shyt!! hahahahah

  • lexdiamonz

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    Snuffelupagus from Sesame Street has the very same lashes #helpful

    :dead:

    them bishes aint “real” real bished EAT PUMPKIN SEEDS BABY

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Is that Ashy Larry in the pic with the cigarett hanging out of his mouth?
    ——
    Yup. :yes:

  • Gigi26

    :dead: them niggs were straight on BENNING RD! Lawd help meh :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Sunflower seedz is hood ish. Thugs, killaz and drug dealers all love sunflower seeds…they chill on the Kona with a brew and seeds
    ~
    ~
    OH . . . How thugish :lol:
    Moring WUT,Sans AHH Make Ya Dance,BOMB,SOthern,FONTE,Jenie,Nakeyah,Jenie,TREND,Va,BIRD,Flawless,Brownsking,tran,leXi,msOnderful,bNATURAL,didntreallymeanit,luvMYsailor,SMOKIE,Chocoalteone :welcome:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :waves: Luvn

  • WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

    @ LUVIN :hug:

    I is so true. I read an article where Snoop stopped his bus at a convenience store just to get Five packs of them an a jar of red licorice :rofl:

  • Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq

    :hahaha: Yo it’s too early to not be shyt!! hahahahah

    —————————————–

    :ashamed: Sawwwwwrrrryyyyy Nakeya :kona:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Carlita Kilpatrick (Kwame)wife is catching pure De HEll,she lost her job,home,they were Moving;they put their furniture out,BUlK trash picked it up
    :facepalm:
    lawd . .

  • Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq

    them bishes aint “real” real bished EAT PUMPKIN SEEDS BABY

    —————————————

    :thinking: If they are indeed the Real Housewife of hoodrat DC then shouldn’t they be holding crack viles or rocks since the mayor… you know what nevermind I promised Nakeya I’d be shyt this morning :kona:

  • Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq

    Luvn :waves:

  • Flawless

    Hey LuVn :waves:

  • Apparition

    @Luvn
    I don’t see how any gold digger would sign that document unless she didn’t have any idea who actually was the baby’s father. A lot of vets would have rode the pregnancy out, assuming she was phuckin a lot of ballers, somebody would have gotten got. Or maybe since she didn’t know she wanted to get rid of that one and get pregnant again to assure it was his. :shrug:

  • WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    them bishes aint “real” real bished EAT PUMPKIN SEEDS BABY

    —————————————

    :thinking: If they are indeed the Real Housewife of hoodrat DC then shouldn’t they be holding crack viles or rocks since the mayor… you know what nevermind I promised Nakeya I’d be shyt this morning :kona:
    ————————–
    :nono: You know being shyt aint in yah… I don’t eben know whhhhyyy you try every day…

    I need to start an Aint Shyt Rehab Clinic for the following peoplez:

    YOU..Dem babies
    KDUB you and KDub is neck and neck for first chair
    Chan…nothing to be said
    Bren Bren
    Man
    Razzle
    Hell majority of the ole’ head crew have their daily ain’t shyt moments so.. Imma just pull this bus up and wait on volunteer commitment into the program :steer:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    them bishes aint “real” real bished EAT PUMPKIN SEEDS BABY

    —————————————

    If they are indeed the Real Housewife of hoodrat DC then shouldn’t they be holding crack viles or rocks since the mayor… you know what nevermind I promised Nakeya I’d be shyt this morning
    ————————–
    You know being shyt aint in yah… I don’t eben know whhhhyyy you try every day…

    I need to start an Aint Shyt Rehab Clinic for the following peoplez:

    YOU..Dem babies
    KDUB you and KDub is neck and neck for first chair
    Chan…nothing to be said
    Bren Bren
    Man
    Razzle
    Hell majority of the ole’ head crew have their daily ain’t shyt moments so.. Imma just pull this bus up and wait on volunteer commitment into the program
    —-
    Please put Taken and Gigi on this list. hahahahah

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp3n9p1hOVc RAZZLE is the :champ: , not a BEDAZZLED tramp. :nono:

    hey y’allllll… :waves: <-bag of david's sunflower seeds

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp3n9p1hOVc RAZZLE is the :champ: , not a BEDAZZLED tramp. :nono:

    Y iz im on the list?

  • The Pearl!

    :waves: Razzle!

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    the end of this shyt had me :dead: bishes was too hyped to go on the SPIRIT OF D.C. had bags packed like they was going on a 7 day cruise… :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp3n9p1hOVc RAZZLE is the :champ: , not a BEDAZZLED tramp. :nono:

    <—-Worked on my skrong legs today…

    But let me just say this.. I immediately busted out in laughter when I came to this site. :rofl:

  • WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

    RAZZLE is the :champ: , not a BEDAZZLED tramp. :nono: says:

    Y iz im on the list?
    ——————-
    Why… :lol: WHY IZ YOU?…. :rofl: WHY IS RAZZLE ON THE LIST?… :hahaha: you have got to be kidding right? ERRR day you up here sayin shyt to make me wanna come to your office an slap your computer keyboard off on the floor with yo crazy self…

  • WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

    RAZZLE is the :champ: , not a BEDAZZLED tramp. :nono: says:

    <—-Worked on my skrong legs today…
    —————————–
    :steer: GIT ON THA AINT SHYT BUS RAZZLE!

  • luVn_liFe…

    :newpost: even MORE ratchett :newpost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp3n9p1hOVc RAZZLE is the :champ: , not a BEDAZZLED tramp. :nono:

    :rofl:

    Y’all luh me :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *puts them lashes on errbody up in here!*

    Men too! :rofl:

    NOW, we all can look stupid :eek:

    :wtf: is wrong with folks?! :wail:

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    I understand they was trying to do a parody, I get that part but the acting is horrible and the girls look hella whack! If you are going to do a comedy skit, step your game up and get a real production company! Looks like my 13 year old son Pootie did the videography with an Iphone! #Fail Thats all I got! I’m sure they are jumping for joy that you posted this chit another #Fail Bye! LOL! :tea:

  • heartland

    Do you all watch Married To Medicine?? Well Dr. Jackie has a website called Power of the Vaginal Flower.. and on there she says you should eat sunflower seeds to make your coochie taste better
    :-P

  • ms_no-no

    They need to call it ‘The Real HOOD RATS of DC’ NOT the Real Housewives; either way its TOO MUCH.

  • ddceyes

    Late on this Sandra. Comedy series been around for a couple of months now, already several episodes. Mike Brooks does great job making fun of the ‘Reality TV’ and RHOA franchise with a DC twist. This is just for laughs, nothing more…