Jay Z’s Samsung ‘Magna Carta’ Free Giveaways Was an EPIC FAIL

Rapper Jay Z and Samsung’s ingenious marketing plan to give away Jay Z’s twelfth studio album for free to 1 million Samsung Galaxy owners hit a snag early Thursday morning. The plan was to allow 1 million free downloads of Jay Z’s album Magna Carta Holy Grail to Galaxy owners who had installed the ‘Holy Grail’ radio app on their smartphones.

But all good plans often go astray, as the disappointed Jay Z Stans soon learned when the app failed to work as promised at the stroke of midnight on July 4th.

From The Toronto Star:

Shortly after the digital release at 12 a.m. Thursday, many people on Twitter reported that they couldn’t use the app because it was frozen. The ticking clock on the app’s main screen counted down to zero, but many could only see a frozen picture of minimalist album art.

On a Samsung phone the Star tested, it took an hour and a half after the scheduled release for the Magna Carta app to start working and show anything but a frozen picture.

It took until nearly 2 a.m. for the app to start working. When it did work, it gave users the option of live streaming or downloading the music.

The entire Samsung-Jay-Z experiment was based on using social media to create a conversation about the music. Before the launch, users could only unlock previews of lyrics by sending tweets or sharing on Facebook.

But Samsung didn’t offer an immediate explanation to the angry fans on Twitter, some who used a #SamsungFail hashtag to air their grievances.

Of course, Jay Z and Samsung couldn’t care less if his Stans took their bitter complaints to Twitter. They couldn’t put a price tag on the free marketing and promotion that the failed app gave Jay Z. The unusual deal between the former Marcy projects drug dealer and Samsung was literally a game changer. The alliance forced the RIAA to change the rules regarding digital downloads and the way album sales are counted.

More from Sandrarose.com:

  • RIAA changes rules to accommodate Jay Z; ‘Holy Grail’ will ship platinum
  • Jay Z breaks record for bad taste and wasteful spending
  • Proof that there are 800,000 tone deaf people in this country
  • Samsung Buys 1 Million Jay Z Albums (is that even legal?)


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    313 Responses to “Jay Z’s Samsung ‘Magna Carta’ Free Giveaways Was an EPIC FAIL”

    1. 1
      VDot says:

      I was able to download it :coffee:

    2. 2
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      :rolleyes: Chit happens at least they got it eventually :shrug:

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    4. 4

      I’m so over Jay Z.

    5. 5
      libra80sbaby says:

      :rolleyes: This nigrah gets on my LAST nerves I swear.

    6. 6

      :tea: Hey stuff happens, ya’ll can have Jay though :tea:

    7. 7
      Ty says:

      But Samsung didn’t offer an immediate explanation to the angry fans on Twitter, some who used a #SamsungFail hashtag to air their grievances.
      _____________
      Cause it was never about the fans in the first place :coffee:

      I was listening to Backspin this morning and Hey Young World (Slick Rick) came on and I so miss 80’s and 90’s hip hop. They can have this bs :rolleyes:

      *goes to make a petition for Def Jam to do a throwback 90s tour* :pc:

    8. 8
      libra80sbaby says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I’m so over Jay Z.
      ———————–
      Like dude you and your saggin testicles need to gone on :facepalm:

    9. 9

      libra80sbaby says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I’m so over Jay Z.
      ———————–
      Like dude you and your saggin testicles need to gone on
      _____________
      UGH! Seriously!

    10. 10
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      SERIOUSLY IT’s ONLY 12:03 :wtf: :wail:

    11. 11

      Ok have ya’ll discussed Miley Cyrus’ new song talking about partying with Molly and girls in line in the bathroom, trying to DO LINES in the bathroom? :wtf: is up with people singing and rapping so blatantly about drug use? :sad:

    12. 12
      Who Dat says:

      It took until nearly 2 a.m. for the app to start working
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      WHICH MEAN that it was MIDNIGHT in Phoenix RIGHT? So it was the stroke of midnight somewhere?! JESUS I SWEAR :nun:

    13. 13

      It took until nearly 2 a.m. for the app to start working
      ____________
      Ppl wait in line for shoes too. All of it’s lost on me!

    14. 14
      Who Dat says:

      Places that had their app TECHNICALLY AT MIDNIGHT:
      Phoenix
      El Paso
      Denver
      Cheyenne
      Salt Lake City
      Billings

      Get off his nutsack. I am sure it sags enough. DANG

    15. 15
      Smonae says:

      When u have that many people going to the same site to download an app, the system is gonna crash. Nothing new :shrugs:

      Guess I’ll have to wait until 7/9 for Jay. I know his album killing Ye wack azz CD.I’m still mad @ Ye for putting out that bullchit :mad:

    16. 16
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      I’m not staying up that late for some music when I have to wake up the next morning for work. I’ll pay the 9.99 at Best Buy when it comes out.

      thats just me.

    17. 17
      Smonae says:

      Hello everyone :waves:

      Sandra
      Jenie
      VA
      Libra
      Bomb & babies
      Ty
      MsB
      Vdot
      Who Dat
      RIF

    18. 18
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      :hugs: Smonae

    19. 19
      Who Dat says:

      Smonae…same name as my baby :love: (her first initial is S…. Milla name Monae)

      How you ill?

    20. 20
      BK2ATLMAN says:

      The app worked for me at about 12:05.. lol

    21. 21
      cougar lover says:

      with all of the permissions this app was requesting (yes i know other apps request them as well), but i wouldn’t have downloaded it just for a free album. i waited and got mines for free via the interwebs. technically i was gonna get it for free anyway cuz i got a GS III, so ion feel bad no way. :hahaha:

    22. 22
      Apparition says:

      It worked for me but didn’t for my lil bro. :shrug:

    23. 23
      MsB2u says:

      Smonae
      :hi:

    24. 24
      ReadingIsFundamental says:

      Hi Smonae. Happy Friday.

    25. 25
      Smonae says:

      Kdub just waiting on this slow azz day to go by, I dont know what made me come to work today. Big mistake :yes:

    26. 26
    27. 27
      cougar lover says:

      :headphone: <— Fugg with me, you know it got it…..sexy chick i hope she bout it!! :yes: <– Ion bop i do the money dance!!

    28. 28
      Ty says:

      :wave: Smonae

    29. 29
      MsB2u says:

      I dont know what made me come to work today. Big mistake :yes:
      ———————————–
      :cosign:

    30. 30
      Ty says:

      So yall like the album :popcorn:

      Are the lyrics the same with new production :thinking:

    31. 31
      anw_rootbeer says:

      Headed to Greenbriar flea market tomorrow, I’ll pick it up then

    32. 32
      Ty says:

      :rofl: Dont forget to get your free Ye with your purchase hun :crying:

    33. 33
      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Hey :hi:
      Not at work. Out running errands. Caught a little bit of the trial :( as for the post. Jay Z can’t control technology even if he is illuminati ;( When it’s l said and done he brokered a deal most artists would love to have. Fan or not I recognize smart business moves and he has had many

    34. 34
      libra80sbaby says:

      :hi: Smonae

    35. 35
      KSabrena says:

      Yes it took awhile, but I received it I listened to it and I am grateful it was free because I wouldn’t have paid for it.

    36. 36
      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Dont forget to get your free Ye with your purchase hun
      by Ty on Jul 5, 2013 at 12:36 pm
      ————-
      Don’t nobody want that :evil: worshipping mess. I tried to listen to it while working and I had to get up, go to the bathroom and anoint my flesh with holy tap water. I opened my scalp up to make sure I didn’t have the mark of the beast on it :phew:

    37. 37
      libra80sbaby says:

      I wouldn’t eem buy Jay Z album from the barbershop bootlegged for $5. Shiddd that’s 5 items from the dollar menu :pizza:

    38. 38

      KSabrena says:

      Yes it took awhile, but I received it I listened to it and I am grateful it was free because I wouldn’t have paid for it.
      _____________
      :lol:

    39. 39
      San says:

      The unusual deal between the former Marcy projects drug dealer and Samsung was literally a game changer
      —————-
      :lol:

    40. 40
      Sandra Rose says:

      Smonae says:

      I dont know what made me come to work today. Big mistake :yes:
      __________________

      And to think some people wish they had a job so they could pay their bills. :yes:

    41. 41
      Sandra Rose says:

      So today is still technically a holiday? :shrug:

    42. 42
      libra80sbaby says:

      and Kanye… :stop: Who this jiggle jaw niggrah thank he is :nono: You Are NOT a GOD or God-like in ANY form or fashion sleepin with that Jezebelle

    43. 43
      anw_rootbeer says:

      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Dont forget to get your free Ye with your purchase hun
      by Ty on Jul 5, 2013 at 12:36 pm
      ————-
      Don’t nobody want that worshipping mess. I tried to listen to it while working and I had to get up, go to the bathroom and anoint my flesh with holy tap water. I opened my scalp up to make sure I didn’t have the mark of the beast on it
      __________________________
      DAG that bad?! I won’t waste my time then

    44. 44
      San says:

      And to think some people wish they had a job so they could pay their bills.
      —————–
      Boy O Boy :lol:

    45. 45
      Ty says:

      @ Miss T thats exactly what it is chile :smack: not phucking with the Grail crap either :nono:

      *sprays holy water:

    46. 46
      libra80sbaby says:

      All of them worship :evil: Jay, Kanye, Beyonce, Rihanna, Wayne, etc. They have all taken that oath for the wealth and power that they have.

    47. 47
      libra80sbaby says:

      Ty says:

      @ Miss T thats exactly what it is chile not phucking with the Grail crap either
      *sprays holy water:
      ——————–
      Me neither :nun:

    48. 48
      libra80sbaby says:

      Other ppl have taken that oath…but ummm, too many to name :kona:

    49. 49
      San says:

      All of them worship Jay, Kanye, Beyonce, Rihanna, Wayne, etc. They have all taken that oath for the wealth and power that they have.

      ———————-
      :lol: Do yall really be believing that

    50. 50
      Who Dat says:

      So today is still technically a holiday?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Its technically something. I-40 was so empty on my way here :steer:

      And our parking lot got MAYBE 15 cars total in it. Thats okay. When they done burnt up all their vacay days come Dec 20th-ish my out of office msg will read “Out until 2014″…happens every year here.

      :coffee:

    51. 51
      libra80sbaby says:

      San says:

      All of them worship Jay, Kanye, Beyonce, Rihanna, Wayne, etc. They have all taken that oath for the wealth and power that they have.
      ———————-
      Do yall really be believing that
      —————–
      :yes: The Entertainment business is full of devils :evil:

    52. 52
      MsB2u says:

      Sandra Rose says:
      Smonae says:

      I dont know what made me come to work today. Big mistake :yes:
      __________________

      And to think some people wish they had a job so they could pay their bills. :yes:
      July 5, 2013 at 12:42 pm
      ————————-
      auntie we are grateful but its nothing wrong with wanting a extra day off,because i really don’t want to be here myself :smoke:

    53. 53

      I am so emotional today. I’ve just felt like I’m about to burst into tears all day. :wtf:

    54. 54
      anw_rootbeer says:

      Who Dat says:

      So today is still technically a holiday?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Its technically something. I-40 was so empty on my way here

      And our parking lot got MAYBE 15 cars total in it. Thats okay. When they done burnt up all their vacay days come Dec 20th-ish my out of office msg will read “Out until 2014?…happens every year here
      ————————————
      exactly lol

    55. 55
      FuturedocDonte says:

      I am so emotional today. I’ve just felt like I’m about to burst into tears all day.
      —–
      Are we with child :cheers:

    56. 56
      Ace says:

      I downloaded Jayz Album…but it wasnt from samsung…

      its weired the only song on the album i actually like was Part II with him and Bey….

      the rest was garbage to me…

    57. 57
      libra80sbaby says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I am so emotional today. I’ve just felt like I’m about to burst into tears all day.
      ——————-
      *Akon voice* “Knocked up! Won’t let me out, they won’t let me out. My nigguh you KNOCKED UP. won’t let me out noooo”

    58. 58
      Cubarican says:

      So today is still technically a holiday?
      ___________________________________

      No, but when a holiday lands on a Tuesday or Thursday, nobody is tryin to come to work that Monday or Friday.

    59. 59
      libra80sbaby says:

      I need some…. :kona:

    60. 60
      FuturedocDonte says:

      I downloaded Jayz Album…but it wasnt from samsung…
      —–
      :rofl:

    61. 61
      libra80sbaby says:

      FuturedocDonte yo gravi. :dead:

    62. 62
      Ace says:

      FuturedocDonte says:

      I downloaded Jayz Album…but it wasnt from samsung…
      —–
      :rofl:

      ——————————————————————-

      Yeah i know it’s bad when

      Company: “Hey here you can have this for Free”
      Me: “Nah…i’m good i’m still gonna get the bootleg…”

      :coffee:

    63. 63
      Ty says:

      @ VA u preggo :popcorn:

      I put my ovaries on Craigslist months ago :ashamed:

      :rofl:

    64. 64
      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      It’s not a holiday today but some people who work hard took the opportunity to make it an extended weekend. Vacation day. Use it or lose ‘em. :grin:

    65. 65
      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Company: “Hey here you can have this for Free”
      Me: “Nah…i’m good i’m still gonna get the bootleg…”
      by Ace on Jul 5, 2013 at 1:13 pm
      ———
      :lol:

    66. 66
      Ty says:

      No need to use PTO when its only 4 people here :coffee: Im good and still leaving early :thumbsup:

    67. 67
      libra80sbaby says:

      Yeah i know it’s bad when
      Company: “Hey here you can have this for Free”
      Me: “Nah…i’m good i’m still gonna get the bootleg…”
      ———————-
      See this chit here :facepalm: :ghost:

    68. 68
      Ace says:

      Ty says:

      No need to use PTO when its only 4 people here Im good and still leaving early
      ————————————————————————–

      Both My Bosses took vacation day today…which equal me being on vacation(at my desk) without having to take a vacation day….

      #WinningWithOneMoreVacationDayThenYou! :thumbsup:

      :pc: <– Me logging into Netflix and/or playing Starcraft 2

    69. 69
      luVn_liFe... says:

      Who Dat says:

      It took until nearly 2 a.m. for the app to start working
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      WHICH MEAN that it was MIDNIGHT in Phoenix RIGHT? So it was the stroke of midnight somewhere?! JESUS I SWEAR<—THIS!!!

      :cheer:
      Got it when I woke up,with NO Problem.
      I like a few songs,NOT bad.
      CROWN" is it.
      How YeezuZ doing in sales?

    70. 70
      libra80sbaby says:

      :offtopic:

      Yall see/going to see Kevin Hart new movie?? Yall think he funny? :shrugs: He aint funny to me :tea:

    71. 71
      Ty says:

      See we are >>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<< Ace :danban:

    72. 72
      Ace says:

      libra80sbaby says:

      Yall see/going to see Kevin Hart new movie?? Yall think he funny? He aint funny to me
      ———————————————————————–

      TURNUP!!!

    73. 73
      libra80sbaby says:

      Ace says:

      libra80sbaby says:
      Yall see/going to see Kevin Hart new movie?? Yall think he funny? He aint funny to me
      ———————————————————————–
      TURNUP!!!
      —————-
      :no: Good Lord he so lame to me :facepalm:

    74. 74
      Sandra Rose says:

      And to think some people wish they had a job so they could pay their bills.
      July 5, 2013 at 12:42 pm
      ————————-

      MsB2u says:

      auntie we are grateful but its nothing wrong with wanting a extra day off,because i really don’t want to be here myself :smoke:
      ____________________

      I know hun. :grill:

    75. 75
      Sandra Rose says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I am so emotional today. I’ve just felt like I’m about to burst into tears all day.
      ________________

      I hope this is not about that Trayvon trial? I keep telling my friends don’t get your emotions caught up in that trial because those racists are not going to convict Georgie Porgie. :no:

    76. 76

      FuturedocDonte says:

      I am so emotional today. I’ve just felt like I’m about to burst into tears all day.
      —–
      Are we with child
      _____________
      Nope…that’s not possible…for a couple different reasons. :tea:

    77. 77
      Ty says:

      Dont say that Auntie :cry: they have caught him in so many lies I hope they at least get him for manslaughter.

      George said when he shot Tre he sat up and said “you got me” but the ME said the location of Tre’s wounds would’ve have prevented him from sitting up but I dont think they (prosecutor) caught that :smack:

      If I didnt pay a grip for this hair they would have me pulling it out :angry:

    78. 78
      Ace says:

      I need a morning glory on this paralegal assisting the defense of zimmerman..she looks like she got some potential….. :think:

    79. 79

      Sandra Rose says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:

      I am so emotional today. I’ve just felt like I’m about to burst into tears all day.
      ________________

      I hope this is not about that Trayvon trial? I keep telling my friends don’t get your emotions caught up in that trial because those racists are not going to convict Georgie Porgie.
      ___________
      I am not watching this trial. I can’t. I’m already too emotionally invested without even trying to be. Everything has got me feeling misty. Facebook status’, songs on the radio. I need a dayum drink. :lol:

    80. 80
      Cubarican says:

      Yall see/going to see Kevin Hart new movie?? Yall think he funny? He aint funny to me
      _______________________

      I saw the actual show when he was on tour here, it was hilarious to me.

    81. 81

      I need a morning glory on this paralegal assisting the defense of zimmerman..
      ____________
      :stop: Not if she’s assisting the defense you don’t. She is more than likely not a n*gga luva.

    82. 82

      Cubarican says:

      Yall see/going to see Kevin Hart new movie?? Yall think he funny? He aint funny to me
      _______________________

      I saw the actual show when he was on tour here, it was hilarious to me.
      ______________
      I always laugh. I’m convinced he doesn’t write the bulk of his material. But his delivery is good so :shrugs:

    83. 83
      Ace says:

      Sandra Rose says:

      that_VA_thickchick says:
      I am so emotional today. I’ve just felt like I’m about to burst into tears all day.
      ________________
      I hope this is not about that Trayvon trial? I keep telling my friends don’t get your emotions caught up in that trial because those racists are not going to convict Georgie Porgie.
      ————————————————————————

      I started feeling this way last week…they not gonna gonna get a Second Degree murder conviction….If they went for a Manslaughter charge they could gotten it….but 2nd Degree Murder i think is a little steep…If you would have asked me last February what to charge him with i would of agreed with the 2nd Degree Murder but…now…its looking like hes going home fat and free…..

    84. 84
      Ty says:

      Not a fan of Kevin’s standup but I like his movie roles because he made TLAM

      Dave Chappelle is touring at small venues. Hate I missed him while he was in the A. Hell didnt even know he was touring :rules:

    85. 85
      VDot says:

       “Do yall really be believing that”

      I used to think people were joking about believing the illumanti, but people are serious in their beliefs. I don’tknow whether to :rofl: or :cry: of course I end up :lol: who’s letting they black azzes in a secret society?

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      Cubarican says:

      @VA, True- he may not but he is def a good story teller! I might go see it in the theater too

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      Ty says:

      Where is Bomb :waiting:

      Can they still charge him with Manslaughter :think:

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      libra80sbaby says:

      VDot says:

      ”Do yall really be believing that”
      I used to think people were joking about believing the illumanti, but people are serious in their beliefs. I don’tknow whether to or of course I end up who’s letting they black azzes in a secret society?
      ——————
      They are not IN the illuminati. They are USED by the elite to push the elite’s agenda to the masses.

    89. 89
      Ace says:

      Ty says:

      Where is Bomb
      Can they still charge him with Manslaughter
      ————————————————————————-

      I don’t think they can…. but i may be wrong…

    90. 90
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Who looking for me??? :waiting:

    91. 91
      iyonah says:

      I agree 100% with this post, I have a GS4 and have not been able to download the album yet. The video clips and lyrics feature worked great, but no album yet. And I try at least twice a day.

    92. 92
      iyonah says:

      its looking like hes going home fat and free…..
      ^^
      And if he dose, this will probably be the only time in life I advocate for street justice.

    93. 93
      Ty says:

      @ Bomb is it too late to charge him with manslaughter :thinking:

    94. 94
      thatgurljenny96 says:

      go on viperial & download the albums….its been on there since Monday or Tuesday

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      @Vdot no I don’t believe that. It gets the people going :lol:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Ty says:

      @ Bomb is it too late to charge him with manslaughter

      ————————————-
      Is manslaughter one of the lesser included offenses he is charged with now or is he just charged with 2nd degree only???

      If they haven’t included it :yes: it is too late. They should have included in it the original charges so if he acquitted of 2nd degree then they can find him guilty of the lesser included charge of manslaughter.

      If he gets acquitted the State of FL can attempt to re-try him for manslaughter without double jeopardy applying IF the prosecution’s case isn’t based on the same nexus of fact.

    97. 97
      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      @ Bomb is it too late to charge him with manslaughter
      by Ty on Jul 5, 2013
      ——–
      I thought manslaughter was one of the charges :thinking: you know how they can charge you with multiple things and hope one sticks

    98. 98
      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Sorry I was posting my thoughts when the SR legal expert already had it :)

    99. 99
      libra80sbaby says:

      It’s only 1pm?! :wail: Good Lord see me through :nun:

    100. 100
      Ty says:

      :cheers:

      *goes to check charges* :pc:

    101. 101
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Libra It’s 2pm here in NYC… Yellow Jesus bring my 5pm salvation :nun:

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      libra80sbaby says:

      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Libra It’s 2pm here in NYC… Yellow Jesus bring my 5pm salvation
      —————–
      Tears of haterade —-> :wail:

    103. 103
      libra80sbaby says:

      I done set up here and browsed the ENTIRE innanet :pc: and time STILL aint going by fast enough. I tried to type in www and the browser said :facepalm: bish there is NO MORE :no:

    104. 104
      Ty says:

      :rofl: @ the ME’s notes having a twitter page :crying:

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      Angiegirl says:

      I am convinved that Zimmerman’s lawyers got their degree online from Everest. He cant be paying these dudes. this has to be pro bono work!

    106. 106
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      They just charged Porky with 2nd degree murder… there is no lesser included charges :angry: They need to disbar the entire state of Florida and start over again :nono:

    107. 107
      libra80sbaby says:

      @ Bomb :wtf: SERIOUSLY?????!!!!

    108. 108
      Cubarican says:

      the ME’s notes having a twitter page
      _______________________________

      Stop! What’s the name?

    109. 109
      Ty says:

      @ BOmb…still looking this what I found so far:

      Hey folks,

      As we all know by now, Zimmerman has been charged with second degree murder. In Florida second degree murder requires that the State prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Zimmerman possessed a “depraved mind” at the moment he killed Trayvon Martin.

      For an explanation of Florida’s requirement of a “depraved mind,” click here:

      Getting to Murder 2: Finding George Zimmerman’s “Depraved Mind”

      Florida’s murder statute can be viewed here:

      782.04 Murder

      The jury instruction specifically for second degree murder can be viewed here:

      FLJI 7.4 MURDER—SECOND DEGREE

      As I discuss in that analysis, the prospects for the State being able to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, a depraved mind is vanishingly small in this case. This prospect has only grown smaller as the State has continued to parade in its witnesses only to see their testimony favor the defense.

      Bottom line, there’s no murder 2 here, and never has been.

      As others have come to the same realization in recent days, however, I’ve been inundated with questions around whether if the state can’t prove murder 2, doesn’t that mean Zimmerman must be acquitted? Or can the State somehow “sneak in” manslaughter?

      As it happens, there is no “sneaking” required by the State prosecutors on this point. Manslaughter is a lesser included offense of second degree murder in Florida as a matter of law. Even if the evidence for murder 2 were strong, instead of pathetically weak, the jury would still have been instructed on manslaughter, and they will be instructed on manslaughter in this case, as well.

      Invariably the next question is, well, what are the prospects that the State can convict Zimmerman of manslaughter?

      You can view Florida’s manslaughter statute here:

      782.07 Manslaughter

      To clearly understand the issue, however, we need to take a step back, and consider what the State actually has to accomplish in this case (or, really, any self-defense case).

      (1) They need to prove each and every element of a criminal charge–either murder 2 or manslaughter–beyond a reasonable doubt.

      (2) They have to disprove any single element of the legal defense of self-defense-beyond a reasonable doubt.

      I’ve mentioned there’s no way the State can prove murder 2. Manslaughter, however, should be a walk in the park. All that’s really required of the state is to prove (a) Zimmerman deliberately used force against Martin, and (b) Martin died as a result (I’m simplifying of course, but you get the idea).

      Even if the state can prove the elements of manslaughter beyond a reasonable doubt–and I believe they can–they still need to overcome Zimmerman’s claim of self defense if they wish to obtain a conviction on that charge.

      Unless the State can disprove self-defense beyond a reasonable doubt, the jury must conclude that Zimmerman did, in fact, act in self-defense. Because self-defense is an absolute justification for the use of deadly force against another, it matters not a whit if the elements of either murder 2 or manslaughter have been proven 2 beyond a reasonable doubt–the verdict must be “Not Guilty.”

      So, the bottom line is: If the State can’t prove murder 2, they can almost certainly prove manslaughter–but still not get a verdict of “Guilty” if they can’t disprove self-defense.

      It’s too late tonight to get in to the many reasons I believe the State can’t come close to disproving Zimmerman’s claim of self-defense in this case, and therefore why I believe firmly that he will not be found guilty (or, if found guilty, the verdict will be promptly reversed–also too late to get into the reasons for that), but I’ll try to get another post up this week on the subject.

      –Andrew
      @LawSelfDefense
      Facebook: Law of Self Defense
      ___________
      :shrug: Reading another article now

    110. 110
      Ace says:

      Bao: No one knows more about autopsy than me.

      West: Yet you can’t remember anything?

      :facepalm:

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Oy vey

    112. 112

      Smonae :hug:

      Chile I am finished with my paper :yahoo: :danban: Thank you Lawd :bow:

    113. 113
      Ace says:

      Oh this witness is right up there with Ms. Jental

      Judge: “Let him ask the question.” #

      Bao: “The question is wrong.

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      Cubarican says:

      @TY. That article makes me sad. :cry:

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      Oh this witness is right up there with Ms. Jental

      Judge: “Let him ask the question.” #

      Bao: “The question is wrong
      —-
      Bao got me dying and Omar’s is pissed. ” did y’all put them wet clothes in the plastic bag”. :rules:

      Bao: ain do shait… U better holla at them technicians :coffee:

    116. 116
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      FuturedocDonte says:

      Omara*** damn autocorrect

    118. 118

      Um dude your asking a question that doesn’t have a answer :no:

    119. 119

      Only porky pig knows that !!! The defense is rude as hell :no:

    120. 120
      San says:

      Bao got me dying and Omar’s is pissed. ” did y’all put them wet clothes in the plastic bag”.

      Bao: ain do shait… U better holla at them technicians
      —————-
      :rofl: He is crazy man. This whole line of questioning is dumb as hell tho, with him saying I told you then and I told you now, I DON’T REMEMBER

    121. 121
    122. 122
      San says:

      I hate West, he belittles people and he is very rude

    123. 123

      :rofl: San I wouldn’t remember that shyt either, I would have to go by my notes :hahaha:

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      The defense has no defense al they are trying to purposely aggravate the witnesses into messing up or coming across as hostile I.e untrustworthy. Actually, that is a defense… It’s wrong but apparently to some its working :no:

    125. 125
      Angiegirl says:

      When this West dude is examining someone I NEVER know where he is going with his questions. He just get lost in his own questions :huh:

    126. 126

      San says:

      I hate West, he belittles people and he is very rude
      __________________

      That meth head is trying to win a argument by any means necessary like that Taffy, even if it don’t make sense or even if it is a lie :no: that’s a sick mofo if ya ask me :no:

    127. 127
      Ace says:

      :mad:

      HOW MUCH FLUCKING CLEARER

      The clothes were baggy… the gun can touch the clothes and not the skin…

    128. 128

      Angiegirl says:

      When this West dude is examining someone I NEVER know where he is going with his questions. He just get lost in his own questions
      ___________________

      Him and the other one :rofl:

    129. 129

      Why is he still on the stand :rofl: did they have recess or something? :hahaha:
      I turnt it back on and seem like its the same conversation :rofl: damn near

    130. 130
      Ty says:

      Hell they dont know where their questions are going either thats why they were objecting themselves last week :rofl:

    131. 131
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      The defense just needs to let this line of questioning go.. Porky did NOT shoot Trayvon at point blank range…. he’s a FAT NASTY LIAR he shot that boy at STRAIGHT AND FORWARD ANGLE AT INTERMEDIATE RANGE!!!!! :cuss:

    132. 132
      San says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      San I wouldn’t remember that shyt either, I would have to go by my notes
      —————
      I mean for real how many bodies this dude do. Like just stop

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      at a*

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Why is he still on the stand did they have recess or something?
      I turnt it back on and seem like its the same conversation damn near
      by jeniefrumdabloc on Jul 5, 2013 at 2:42 pm
      ________
      I feel like I am watching one of my soaps. Miss it for a whole year and catch up in 5 minutes :lol:

    135. 135
      Angiegirl says:

      @San, dude said he does 300-500 autopsies a year. This defense need to have several right now!

    136. 136

      San says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      San I wouldn’t remember that shyt either, I would have to go by my notes
      —————
      I mean for real how many bodies this dude do. Like just stop
      ________________

      Hell exactly if he anything like my azz I am constantly documenting shyt in my office :tea: gets a liar every time by the way…. so dude is just :smack: Damn right I am going to have notes

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      The defense just needs to let this line of questioning go.. Porky did NOT shoot Trayvon at point blank range…. he’s a FAT NASTY LIAR he shot that boy at STRAIGHT AND FORWARD ANGLE AT INTERMEDIATE RANGE!!!!!
      ________________

      :applause: I mean :angry:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Prosecution better re-direct and shut all his speculation the hail down and lets be done with it :cuss:

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      San says:

      Angiegirl says:

      @San, dude said he does 300-500 autopsies a year. This defense need to have several right now!

      ——————-
      Exactly **** out of here. Go by those notes and pics and keep it moving

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Jesus be a Moe’s burrito with guacamole. I have eaten lunch yet and I am starving. Sitting under this dryer :cry: I think I have search the whole web 50-11 times on my phone. I can watch the trial on it either

    141. 141
      San says:

      Hell exactly if he anything like my azz I am constantly documenting shyt in my office gets a liar every time by the way…. so dude is just Damn right I am going to have notes

      =================
      And how many times he gotta say if it was of no significance he doesn’t document :shrugs:

    142. 142
      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      *Have not eaten*
      I am so malnourished I can’t even type. I think my sugar is low and I ain’t even diabetic GET IN MY BELLY!!!! :wails:

    143. 143
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      I have eaten lunch yet and I am starving.

      —————————————

      :cosign: Caught up in this trail… Let me take my azz to lunch

    144. 144
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      trial*

    145. 145

      That poor mother my god :no: :sad:

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      felinelurker says:

      libra80sbaby says:

      I done set up here and browsed the ENTIRE innanet and time STILL aint going by fast enough. I tried to type in www and the browser said bish there is NO MORE

      July 5, 2013 at 2:05 pm
      ———————————————————————–
      :hahaha:

    147. 147

      Dear Lord they have aged so much, They need hang this GZ Fat sloppy azz :mad:

    148. 148
      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Eat something for me Soror :(

    149. 149
      San says:

      We haven’t learned anything now then before the lunch break :no:

    150. 150
      Ty says:

      :rofl: @ Rhi going Joesline on Chris they should know to stop coming for that chile on twitter :crying:

    151. 151
      Ty says:

      From Samsung Customer:

      The Samsung app failed. It didn’t load properly. 5 million dollars and the thing didn’t even work.

      Plus to download it you’re required to allow it to have permission to your phone’s stored files, system tools, your location, network communities, your phone calls, etc.

      Think about it before you say “Yes”. These people want to invade your privacy. I have to say “No”.

      #SamsungFail

    152. 152

      Folks said it was Chris Ty , I thought is was Jose :popcorn: saw that on IG yesterday :lol:

    153. 153
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Ty says:

      @ Rhi going Joesline on Chris they should know to stop coming for that chile on twitter

      ————————–

      :popcorn:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Ty says:

      @ Rhi going Joesline on Chris they should know to stop coming for that chile on twitter

      ————————–

      :popcorn:

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      Didn’t take a lunch today, so I’m out this beesh, my short day :steer:

    156. 156
      Ty says:

      If this judge throws this trial out :angry:

    157. 157
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Mannnn this Joel Osteen looking fool need to Sit HIS AZZ DOWN :cuss: Who is throwing this case out on that weak azz argument :angry:

    158. 158
      Ty says:

      :pray: that the judge sees through this bs

      U cant claim self defense if u initiate the threat :smack:

    159. 159
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Sooooo Joel Osteen gonna cite a bunch of secondary sources Oh OK :tea:

    160. 160

      I’m lost as hell, can’t watch it, why would try throw it out?

    161. 161
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      How do you as a defense attorney NOT KNOW if you presented a prima facie case of self defense and continue to argue for an acquittal??????? FOH :angry:

    162. 162
      Angiegirl says:

      @Bomb, Im so lost in the sauce. Please help…..what in the thick tongue, wooden teeth, dry mouth, one foot in the grave heyul is he talking about?

    163. 163

      @ Angie….I’m lost too. :(

      :blink: @ your gravi

    164. 164
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Angiegirl says:

      @Bomb, Im so lost in the sauce. Please help…..what in the thick tongue, wooden teeth, dry mouth, one foot in the grave heyul is he talking about?

      ———————————-

      In a nutshell he is arguing why the judge should order an acquittal of the charges and not turn the case over to the jury to decide

    165. 165
      Ty says:

      @ Dimpz they are trying to get an acquittal based on self defense :bounce: :angry:

    166. 166
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Ty says:

      @ Dimpz they are trying to get an acquittal based on self defense

      ——————————-

      They are attempting to get an acquittal based on their assumption that the prosecution presented a circumstantial case and did not prove any fact or disprove any of Porky’s “claims” beyond a reasonable doubt

    167. 167
      Angiegirl says:

      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      In a nutshell he is arguing why the judge should order an acquittal of the charges and not turn the case over to the jury to decide
      ____________________________________________

      Im gon hope that her level of patience, or lackthereof, with them is an indicator that she aint trying to hear this BS he preaching right now! This is some mess :bite:

      @Dimpz, u like that huh :wink:

    168. 168
      Ty says:

      a circumstantial case and did not prove any fact or disprove any of Porky’s “claims” beyond a reasonable doubt
      ____________
      I kind of agree :smack: I’ve said since day 1 that the state wasnt hitting hard enough (making his case) but this is bs :rules:

    169. 169
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      This fewl is really arguing both sides of the fence of proving and not proving Porky’s claim of self defense :huh:… This shyt would NOT fly in a NYS or FED court :cuss:

      Just hurry up and CHEEDUP and let the judge decide :bite: :bite: :bite: :bite: :bite: :bite:

      Sorry for the overuse of emotes Aunty I’m nervous!!!!!

    170. 170
      Ace says:

      IlL will Spite and Hatred can be instantaneous is he profiling because of race…

      cause ill will spite and hatred would be already there..

    171. 171
      MsB2u says:

      Ace says:

      IlL will Spite and Hatred can be instantaneous is he profiling because of race…

      cause ill will spite and hatred would be already there..
      July 5, 2013 at 3:49 pm
      ————–
      :cosign:

    172. 172
      datsmdubya2u says:

      :waves: afternoon erry body!

      re: Zimmerman dog and pony show

      does anyone else get the feeling the prosecution is throwing this case?

    173. 173
      Angiegirl says:

      Ace says:

      IlL will Spite and Hatred can be instantaneous is he profiling because of race…

      cause ill will spite and hatred would be already there..

      ____________________________

      Right! especially if you felt that there were “people” that had been up to devious behavior and committing crimes in your neighborhood to the point that you and your wife started a neighborhood watch and u were on alert enough to the point that you carried a loaded gun with u to the grocery store and had it unlocked upon approaching the person that you felt was suspicious. U already had ill will/hate/spite towards anyone that you felt was up to no good in your neighborhood

    174. 174
      Angiegirl says:

      Did this mofo just say “he had his chance” See! :fussing:

    175. 175
      datsmdubya2u says:

      @TY

      Plus to download it you’re required to allow it to have permission to your phone’s stored files, system tools, your location, network communities, your phone calls, etc.

      _______________________

      da fugg? they made that ish up if they think ima just give up all that for a Camel Call song…

    176. 176
      Angiegirl says:

      :cuss: sorry, Im mad right now!

    177. 177
      Ace says:

      :ashamed: i still want to know who this paralegal is… :kona:

    178. 178
      libra80sbaby says:

      datsmdubya2u says:

      @TY
      Plus to download it you’re required to allow it to have permission to your phone’s stored files, system tools, your location, network communities, your phone calls, etc.
      ———————–
      PERFECT example of how the elite use entertainers as PAWNS to push their Big Brother, Surveillance agenda. They make it appear cool and make it mandatory to download a damn Jay Z album :nono: Yall gone learn today Just :evil:

    179. 179
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Ace says:

      i still want to know who this paralegal is…

      —————————-

      Back to the blackboard Ace :chase:

      I will not watch a trial to look for women

      :rofl:

    180. 180
      libra80sbaby says:

      But I’m :zzz: tho

    181. 181
      Ty says:

      @ Libra thats why I dont make any attempts to convince anyone just put the shyt out there and hopefully they will connect the dots :coffee:

      This trial is making me want a drink :bite:

    182. 182
    183. 183
      libra80sbaby says:

      Ty says:

      From Samsung Customer:
      The Samsung app failed. It didn’t load properly. 5 million dollars and the thing didn’t even work.
      Plus to download it you’re required to allow it to have permission to your phone’s stored files, system tools, your location, network communities, your phone calls, etc.
      Think about it before you say “Yes”. These people want to invade your privacy. I have to say “No”.
      #SamsungFail
      —————
      :thumbsup: Don’t fall for the okey doke :applause:

    184. 184
      datsmdubya2u says:

      libra80sbaby says:

      PERFECT example of how the elite use entertainers as PAWNS to push their Big Brother, Surveillance agenda. They make it appear cool and make it mandatory to download a damn Jay Z album :nono: Yall gone learn today Just :evil:

      ____________________

      :cosign: why else would a company like samsung give a ninja (yes Jay-z) still a ninja millions like that? what was in it for them? Your privacy and they gonna turn all that data right over to the gov’ mint ours or a foreign one..

      Samsung Group is a South Korean multinational conglomerate company headquartered in Samsung Town, Seoul.

    185. 185
      libra80sbaby says:

      Ty says:

      @ Libra thats why I dont make any attempts to convince anyone just put the shyt out there and hopefully they will connect the dots
      ————————
      I know. I know. it just frustrates me when ALL Of the proof is right in ppl face and they be like :nono: not Jay, not Bey, not Kanye…psh! ALL them mufuggas gain money, power, and fame by pushing agendas that serve to destroy the minds and freedoms of the masses. But again, I’m :zzz: tho

    186. 186

      I downloaded that shyt last night while I was drunk! :wail: I deleted it this morning though. I have other ways of getting it. :coffee:

      I only remember it asking me for permission to access my FB though. :shrug:

    187. 187
      datsmdubya2u says:

      This trial is making me want a drink :bite:

      ______________

      they just getting us ready with this display of double talk and feigned incompetence so when they acquit his azz folks woulda already seen it coming.

      NO SURPRISE?= NO UNREST

    188. 188
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      :preach: MR. PROSECUTOR…. Porky is a NASTY LIAR

    189. 189
      libra80sbaby says:

      why else would a company like samsung give a ninja (yes Jay-z) still a ninja millions like that? what was in it for them? Your privacy and they gonna turn all that data right over to the gov’ mint ours or a foreign one..
      Samsung Group is a South Korean multinational conglomerate company headquartered in Samsung Town, Seoul.
      ——————————
      :thankyou: and folks was giddy as all hail to download that app and agree to all that chit. JUST for a Jay Z album. Verizon did it unbeknownst to their customers but Samsung said fugg it, you gonna GIVE us yo chit and you’ll be one of the FIRST ppl to get to listen to MCHG. You are cool!! :nono: Boo. Yall have at that :tea:

    190. 190
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Finally someone who knows how to cite a PRIMARY SOURCE :tea:

    191. 191
      libra80sbaby says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      I downloaded that shyt last night while I was drunk! I deleted it this morning though. I have other ways of getting it.
      I only remember it asking me for permission to access my FB though.
      ————————–
      :lol:

    192. 192

      @ Libra….. I’m so :ashamed: Damn Jello shots! :wail:

    193. 193
      Angiegirl says:

      Anyone know if there is an XM station steaming the trial?
      Im off but dont wanna leave, cause I dont wanna miss it

    194. 194
      datsmdubya2u says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      I downloaded that shyt last night while I was drunk! I deleted it this morning though. I have other ways of getting it.
      I only remember it asking me for permission to access my FB though.

      ————————
      Hey kids!!

      Don’t drink and download….

      The more you know……… *cue music*

    195. 195

      @ Dats…Exactly! EVERYONE that knows me knows I have the tolerance of an ant. I should not be left unsupervised while drinking. :(

    196. 196
      Ace says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      I downloaded that shyt last night while I was drunk! I deleted it this morning though. I have other ways of getting it.
      I only remember it asking me for permission to access my FB though.
      ————————————————————————–

      I downloaded it our way…will be in dropbox soon..your not missing anything

    197. 197
      MsB2u says:

      datsmdubya2u says:

      This trial is making me want a drink
      ————————–
      I AM AT WORK WATCHING IT AND I NEED ME A TALL GLASS OF MOSCATO

    198. 198
      Ace says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Dats…Exactly! EVERYONE that knows me knows I have the tolerance of an ant. I should not be left unsupervised while drinking.
      ————————————————————————

      *takes notes for trip #2*

    199. 199

      @ Ace… :kiss: Thanks Love.

      :eek: So whatchu sayin? Did he try to be DEEP again and create garbage? :mad: as hell

    200. 200
      Ty says:

      @ Bomb why havent we seen more of this attorney :smnack:

      @ Ace u got War World Z in that drop box :waiting:

      Its ok Dimpz we will break u in *sits some more 1800 on the blog* :rofl:

    201. 201
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      :bite: *looks around for ethics board* I got over 1,000 songs on my iPod I ain’t paid for nan one of em and I don’t intend to start anytime soon :nono: You see MTV cribs and these artists instagram flexing and rapping/singing about all the money and chit they got… so obviously they’on need my $$$$ and I’on feel the least bit bad about it e-va :tea:

    202. 202

      :rofl:
      I’ve been drinking water and day and trying every trick Jay suggested to get rid of this hangover. My mama clowned me earlier

      :cell: My mama: You just getting up? (12:00pm)

      Me: NO i’m at work

      MM: :huh: (cause I know she made that face) How the hell did you go to work after all those damned shots.

      ME: :eek: Did she just clown me?

    203. 203
      libra80sbaby says:

      I’m out :peace: Yall have a great weekend. See yall later!!! :hugs:

    204. 204
      datsmdubya2u says:

      @ Dimpz

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Libra….. I’m so :ashamed: Damn Jello shots! :wail:

      __________________________________

      My cousin made a watermelon tequila popsicle yesterday.. that ish had me :danban:

    205. 205
      libra80sbaby says:

      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      *looks around for ethics board* I got over 1,000 songs on my iPod I ain’t paid for nan one of em and I don’t intend to start anytime soon You see MTV cribs and these artists instagram flexing and rapping/singing about all the money and chit they got… so obviously they’on need my $$$$ and I’on feel the least bit bad about it e-v
      ———————-
      Good Lord :thankyou: fo dis!! :nun: Let the chuch say…AMEN

    206. 206
      Ty says:

      :bye: Libra

    207. 207
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Ty says:

      @ Bomb why havent we seen more of this attorney :smnack:

      —————————–

      I’on know… He seems to be the most competent but I guess direct examination or cross examination aren’t his strong points :shrugs: But I already told ya’ll the State of FL just needs to start ova their entire legal operation :no:

    208. 208

      @ TY….I might feel better if it was 1800. My mama does not drink at all, like NEVER! In 35yrs of life, I’ve seen her have one drink, a hot toddy for a bad cold. She bought some damned tequila I’ve never seen before in my life!

      Then she made those damned jello shots talking about, those niggas alcoholics, *then takes the bottle and turns it bottoms up*.

      The hell wrong with her?! :wail:

    209. 209
      Who Dat says:

      <<< aint paid for a song since before Napster :headphones:

    210. 210
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Who Dat says:

      <<< aint paid for a song since before Napster

      ——————————

      :fistbump:

    211. 211
      datsmdubya2u says:

      I mean my cousin made SEVERAL tequila watermelon popsicles yesterday…

    212. 212

      @ Dubbs… :hug: Remember LimeWire with their virus having asses? :lol:

    213. 213

      liquor watermelon popsicles?! :shocked: I ain’t ready. :no:

    214. 214
      Who Dat says:

      Jesus be a Moe’s burrito with guacamole
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I seen this ish earlier and now I am going to get my dayum Homewrecker with extra chicken. Cause I is nigra. They be looking at me like this greevy hoe KNOW all this aint fitting in this one wrap. They just gimme my extra chicken in a lil cup now. :kona:

    215. 215
      Ty says:

      liquor watermelon popsicles
      ___________
      Sounds as good as the grey goose snowballs :cheers:

    216. 216
      Ace says:

      Ty says:

      @ Bomb why havent we seen more of this attorney :smnack:
      @ Ace u got War World Z in that drop box
      Its ok Dimpz we will break u in *sits some more 1800 on the blog*
      ————————————————————————–

      Nah…only things “allegedly” in my dropbox right now… is Furious 6 (DVD quality) and SpringBreakers (DVD quality)

    217. 217

      Grey Goose snowballs?! What?! :eek:

      I’m so far out the loop! :wail:

    218. 218
      Who Dat says:

      Remember LimeWire with their virus having asses?
      ^^^^^^^
      Almost got fired from my years long part time gig at the Y fuggin round with LimeWire.

      :kona:

    219. 219
      datsmdubya2u says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      liquor watermelon popsicles?! :shocked: I ain’t ready.

      ______________________________

      turns out i wasn’t either

      :vomit:

      so dont feel bad gurl!!!!

    220. 220
      Ace says:

      Who Dat says:

      Remember LimeWire with their virus having asses?
      ^^^^^^^
      Almost got fired from my years long part time gig at the Y fuggin round with LimeWire.
      ————————————————————————–

      Limewire almost got my ass too…

    221. 221
      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Nah…only things “allegedly” in my dropbox right now

      ——————————

      I’m about to drop a tear… I’m sooo proud of yew for this chit :applause:

    222. 222
      datsmdubya2u says:

      Ty says:

      liquor watermelon popsicles
      ___________
      Sounds as good as the grey goose snowballs

      ___________________________

      dey wuz guud….snuck up on my azz after the forth one i was like :shocked:

    223. 223

      :rofl: @ Limewire. BASTIDS!

      :hug: @ Dats. It’s ok. Now my cousin on Facebook clowning me too. Not my fault I can’t drink. :no:

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      Who Dat says:

      Yall see the pic of Jay and Bey at his album release party? What makes that dayum chick think her hair be cute? The ish look like a thirsty azz tumbleweed on top-a her head. All fuggin matted.

      :wtf:

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      Ty says:

      Nah…only things “allegedly” in my dropbox right now
      ___________
      :rofl:

      CYA (cover yo azz) :cheers:

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      Ace says:

      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Nah…only things “allegedly” in my dropbox right now
      ——————————
      I’m about to drop a tear… I’m sooo proud of yew for this chit
      ——————————————————————-

      :thankyou: :-D

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      @ Dubbs… :no: what site?

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Not my fault I can’t drink.

      ———————————

      Yew ain’t alone guhl… Few years ago my hubby drank 18yr old scotch and jump thru his cousin’s car window Superman style while he was pulling out the driveway…. He ain’t drank more than a few beers since :rolf:

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      NVM….Just saw it. Is she Village of the Damned blonde now? :shrug:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Who Dat says:

      Yall see the pic of Jay and Bey at his album release party? What makes that dayum chick think her hair be cute? The ish look like a thirsty azz tumbleweed on top-a her head. All fuggin matted.

      ——————————–

      How come girls in the hood weaves is ALWAYS be on point yet these celebrities weaves look like rats nests :smack:

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      @ Dem Babies

      Yew ain’t alone guhl… Few years ago my hubby drank 18yr old scotch and jump thru his cousin’s car window Superman style while he was pulling out the driveway…

      ___________________________

      I am :rofl: just picturing that in my mind!!! Im glad he’s ok tho’
      He would’ve divorced my azz by now cause i’d still be clowning his butt

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      :rofl: @ Bomb

      I’m so sorry but, I got a visual in my head. Did he hurt himself?

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      Who Dat says:

      I only worked every other weekend at the YWCA for hail 3-4 years. Worked there expressly to get free afterschool care for 18 yo :rofl: So I am almost CERTAIN they traced that ish back (Limewire virus appearing) to when I WAS working. Those was some good ole days tho. In addition to downloading illegal music… I was the daggone radio giveaway QUEEN you hear me? During that span I won VIP tickets to EVERY hot show that came to town. :rofl:

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      :danban: :danban1: :thankyou: :grill: <–How I was feeling yesterday.

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      How come girls in the hood weaves is ALWAYS be on point yet these celebrities weaves look like rats nests :smack:

      ______________________

      A question for the philosophers… they need some university studies on that phenom..

      Boom Quiesha azz is hooked up!

      Kelly Rowland? :facepalm: Not so much

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      Who Dat says:

      Fakeout @Dimpz. She look hideous by the head. AWFUL. Tangles. The whole 9.

      YES @Bomb. Fuggin folks all on LHHAtl and BBW etc shat be laid to the daggone near heavens and Bey look like I cant eem describe it. Cousin It!

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      He would’ve divorced my azz by now cause i’d still be clowning his butt

      ———————————-

      What you mean????? We were clowning him about that chit YESTERDAY… he already knows don’t do anything you ain’t prepared to be clowned ova :shrug: He’ll be aight… he gives ppl a lot of chit especially clowning his girl cousin’s boyfriends….

      Se brought her new boyfriend ova not to long ago and b/c he’s Messican my hubby gone yell out.. We ain’t got no yard work for yew today you gotta come back later in the week :rofl:

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      Ty says:

      Yeah it was worse that Lion King weave Buckey was wearing last season. It looked like some Barbie hair after we popped the head off back in the day :coffee:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Bomb
      I’m so sorry but, I got a visual in my head. Did he hurt himself?

      —————————–

      Nah he was aight he made a perfect horizontal jump :tea:

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      Who Dat says:

      Yew ain’t alone guhl… Few years ago my hubby drank 18yr old scotch and jump thru his cousin’s car window Superman style while he was pulling out the driveway…. He ain’t drank more than a few beers since
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      18yo daddy DO NOT DRANK. For a long time. She came back home FATHERS DAY weekend an was like MAAAAAAAAAAAMA my daddy got drunk last night and was tryna cook! Stepmom told him if he tried to turn on the stove ONE MORE time she was gonna stun gun him.

      :dead: Dude you aint drank in 13-14 years and now you over there got the kids scared (5 total when our daughter is there) and your wife ready to down you :rofl:

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      datsmdubya2u says:

      @ Bomb

      I’m so sorry but, I got a visual in my head. Did he hurt himself?

      —————————–

      Nah he was aight he made a perfect horizontal jump :tea:

      _____________________________

      The drunk one always walks away…they on’t neva get hurt

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      Ace says:

      this trial…i swear…

      Defense entirely gameplan was to Speak 4 times longer then the prosecution so that they may look like they have more….

      I bet if we timed howe long the State has spoken vs how long the Defense has spoken…it would reflect a 4 to 1 differential….

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      your wife ready to down you

      —————————–

      :dead:

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      Ty says:

      I wish this fool would shut up so the judge could decide :rules:

      Ready to go but dont want to miss anything

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      :thankyou: Yella JESUS :nun:

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      Ty says:

      :thankyou:

      Chile…….

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      Ace says:

      Judge had her mind made up before the defense shut up…

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Judge said SIT YO AZZ DOWN NO ACQUITTAL :yahoo: Now I can take my azz home… This judge and me are :fistbump:

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      Ace says:

      State is about to rest its case…as well

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      :clap: @ Mr. Bombshell

      That boy GOODt! <—Barber from Coming To America voice.

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      Ty says:

      @ Bomb they want to continue…..

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      Ty says:

      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Judge said SIT YO AZZ DOWN NO ACQUITTAL Now I can take my azz home… This judge and me are
      __________
      She made a decision before his :buttshake: hit the chair :rofl: Sit your $5 azz down…..

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Ty says:

      @ Bomb they want to continue…..

      ——————–

      They are glutton for punishment…. now we know where Porky learned to lie with a straight face :tea:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      :peace: Have a great weekend ya’ll… :yahoo:

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      Ty says:

      These folks need to be in Hollywood

      Chile stop :smack:

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      Ty says:

      :peace: Bomb

      But u have to see this uncle :rofl:

      Lawd the :devil: is a liar :nun:

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      Who’s uncle?

      Yall gone? I have another two hours. :wail:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      But u have to see this uncle

      —————————-

      I seen Pablo :kona:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Pablo

      ——————-

      Wait… is that racist??? :thinking: Oh well :shrug:

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      Ty says:

      @ Dimpz :pigsfly: uncle talking about he could feel Georges voice calling for help through the tv :crying:

      I need to get my azz outta here :(

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      uncle talking about he could feel Georges voice calling for help through the tv
      I need to get my azz outta here

      ———————————

      TUH :rolleyes: Lemme go before I lose my excitement over the dismissed acquittal

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      Aww hell nawl!

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      :hugs: Sorry Dimpz… You will survive and chit :tea:

      :peace: For real this time :rofl: :kona:

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      Ace says:

      Just like on que…

      Defense wants to talk longer then the State jsut for purposes of talking more..

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      Ace says:

      The Defense is constantly asking to approach the bench to cry and complain…

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      Ty says:

      Cool Im out

      :peace: All

      Have a good weekend :danban:

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      Ni ni says:

      Was trayvon tracys only son. Has zimmerman already taken the stand?

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      libra80sbaby says:

      datsmdubya2u says:
      @TY
      Plus to download it you’re required to allow it to have permission to your phone’s stored files, system tools, your location, network communities, your phone calls, etc.
      ———————–
      PERFECT example of how the elite use entertainers as PAWNS to push their Big Brother, Surveillance agenda. They make it appear cool and make it mandatory to download a damn Jay Z album Yall gone learn today Just
      ______________________________
      Ding Ding Ding :goodpost:

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      Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

      Who Dat says:
      Yall see the pic of Jay and Bey at his album release party? What makes that dayum chick think her hair be cute? The ish look like a thirsty azz tumbleweed on top-a her head. All fuggin matted.
      ——————————–
      How come girls in the hood weaves is ALWAYS be on point yet these celebrities weaves look like rats nests
      _______________________

      :thankyou:

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      PumpkinsMama says:

      Whoo hoo just rangled the beast into the bed :dance: anybody in here?

      :waiting:

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      spiceykay says:

      Hey night crew who is still here.

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      PumpkinsMama says:

      Hey Spicey :waves:

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      PumpkinsMama says:

      LAWD JEEFUS FATHER GAWD WHY IS NYC STILL HAVIN THE HEATWAVE FROM HELL??? :wail:

      Goin up to 94 today!!!! :whew:

      Urgggh :mad:

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      PumpkinsMama says:

      :phew:

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      :waves: Pumpkinsmama, Jenie, Auntie

      :offtopic:
      How Many times Toni Braxton gon get to file for bankruptcy?

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      PumpkinsMama says:

      @ Doc awwww heyull naw! I guess she wasn’t usin them Brax Fam value coins wisely :tea:

      O well I guess she CAN’T retire she better keep sangin and work to pay her bills like the rest of us….

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      Shay_OH says:

      Mo’nin Ever-body :waves:

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      :popcorn: I got the album no problems a few minutes after midnight. Samsung failed at the communication. They should have told ppl they would be in a QUE, then from there a quick sec video of Jay would appear, from there screen change again to select downloading the album. I have a Note II on ‘jailbreak’ by my tech maxed out with space so my download was very quick no lag time. It was more jokes than anger Sandra as those of us who had the album told others to wait to be next in the que. A million downloads in a few minutes or an hour is not even reality even if this was for Apple users. IMHO. BTW Flex tripping out about having the album and hating on DJ Self over at Power 105.1 users waiting to download was laughing and jeering Flex going crazy. Good times. Nice marketing, I love most of the album IMO album is for fans. It’s more about waking up others to push your music different ways. Don’t think he was looking to do a classic this time. Salute to the 16 Y.O. FEMALE Canadian WONDAGURL who got her Producer Credits for ‘Crown’. Girl Power…

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      Yardgirl says:

      :waves: Hello weekend crew!! It is hotter than heyul here in CT :phew: I was thinking of driving to the Bronx for a bbq but I aint got no time for all that heat. I guess it’s an OnDemand kind of day today!! Stay cool and safe!! :happy:

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      If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, "inside you" Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:

      I was thinking of driving to the Bronx for a bbq but I aint got no time for all that heat.

      ^Oh boo hoo hoo…You est coasters whining over a lil heat…Every day last week ouychea was tripple digits,,,I lost several of my rose bushes, not to mention a costume made toupet due to the excessive heat of the past few weeks…Tis what it tis :biggrin:

      I guess she wasn’t usin them Brax Fam value coins wisely

      ^Honestly,,,I dont think this go round was her fault. She became really ill during her Vegas venture and had to pull out,,,Backers and Insurance companies went after her to recoup the loss…Which is weird,,,If a druggie actor has to drop out of a film,,,,The insurance company doesnt sue them for losses??? Ive never heard of it happening,,,If someone has a health scare,,,I dunno…That was just weird,,,I think she signed a really raw deal in Vegas,,,I guarantee if Celine had to pull out of her contract, she wouldnt be sued by the company who insures her show…Anyway,,,Its my understanding she had to file Bankrupt because she became responsible,,,Solely responsible for not fulfilling her contract…To the tune of 150mil…

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      If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, "inside you" Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:

      Jay Z’s Samsung ‘Magna Carta’ Free Giveaways Was an EPIC FAIL

      ^Thats not what Im hearing. Im told the people at Samsung are very very happy with the way things turned out. Over joyed that it was being discussed on twitter by the masses, and continued to trend on twitter for several days after…This is being seen as a big success,,,Thats what I was told :think:

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      Yardgirl says:

      Hey Bren!! :happy: You triple digit heat dwellers are the real deal, but 95 for 3 days straight is too much for this East Coast gyal!! I spent about 6 hours at a Six Flags water park yesterday and whooo saah, that was enough outdoor fun for the weekend!! :phew:

      Running to the RedBox to get my free rental (if it’s free it’s for me no matter how hot it is!!) Later!! :peace:

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      PumpkinsMama says:

      Aunty you not gonna do a write-up on the plane crash in San Fran? :shocked:

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      If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, "inside you" Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:

      I :love: free redbox movies!!!!!!! You better hook me up with that code :biggrin:

      Hey pump :hi:

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      Miany says:

      Redbox Codes: (updated June 2013)…u can use the codes once per credit card enjoy!! :hug:

      Free Redbox Code: RENTONME (ongoing)
      Redbox code: DVDNIGHT (new one to try)
      Free Rental Code: DVDONME (ongoing)
      Free Redbox Code: BREAKROOM (ongoing)
      Redbox promo code: REDBOX (new customers only)
      Free Redbox Code: WALGREENS (ongoing) – only at Walgreen’s locations
      Other Redbox Codes: (older codes but some people still have luck with some)

      Redbox Codes: DWTFREE4
      Free Rental Code: DVDONUS (ongoing)
      Free Rental Code: MOVIETIME (ongoing)
      Free Rental Code: REDBOXHEB (expiration unknown) – only at HEB
      Free Rental Code: DVDATWEG (expiration unknown) only at Wegman’s
      Free Rental Code: DVDKROG(expiration unknown) only at Kroger locations
      Free Rental Code: DVDATKROGER (expiration unknown) – only at Kroger locations
      Free Redbox Code: DRIVEIN (expiration unknown) – only at Sonic locations
      Free Rental Code: DVDATSONI (expiration unknown) only at Sonic locations
      Free Rental Codes: JINGLE

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      Yardgirl says:

      Dang Miany, you the girl with the CODES!!! :yahoo: I will definitely try them all, lol :thankyou:

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      Miany says:

      Lol… You’re welcome .enjoy em!!! I stayyyyy googling free codes & promo codes for EVERYTHING!

      :thankyou: roses for the prayers. I’m glad to report that he’s stable and has been moved to the lower ventilator! We’re still praying for his lungs to strengthen.

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      Thank you Jesus !!! :thankyou: glad to hear that Miany

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      If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, "inside you" Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:

      Thanx M. I’ve exhausted most of those codes, but it did remind me that my bank card was reissued this yr. So I think I get to exhaust them again :think: I remember awhile back I was at a redbox and this older woman came up behind me. Peepin over my shoulder. I thought she was trynna rush me like some folks do…she was just trying to see how it was done. So I explained it, then pulled out the list from my wallet. Once she saw it ring up for 0.00 she was like OH BLESS YOU.lol. Ain’t nuthin like sumthin that’s free…Anyway. I don’t knw what you’re t about as far as the ventilator, however my thoughts are with you.

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      :yawn: I don’t know how I am going to make it today. Morning all.

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      FuturedocDonte says:

      :Yawn: morning

      So… The medial examiner thinks one of the girls killed in the plane crash was run over by an emergency response vehicle :smack:

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      Donte :kiss: morning everyone :waves:

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      puppylove says:

      Good morning :hi: first day of the new job. Up early, hungry as hell, but blessed.

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      MsB2u says:

      good morning everybody
      :waves:

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      Miany says:

      Good Morning :waves: MsB2u, Puppylove, Jenie :hug: Future, Picka, Miss Taken…
      ALL yall round here yawning??? WAAAAAAAAKE UP & get to work!<~~~said in my outside voice

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Hey Miany :hi:
      Sadly I have been at work for an hour. Even with the long weekend I feel SOOOOOO tired. I dunno why. Hopefully today will not be unbearable. I will listen to the trial today. That usually makes my day go by :cry:

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      MsB2u says:

      Miany,jeniefrumdabloc,puppylove ,FuturedocDonte ,The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran,Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken
      :hi:

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      INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

      1 million in sales, I disagree :coffee:

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      MsB2u Intense, Jenie, Pastor Pick, Future, Pup and Future :hi:
      If I missed you I apologize. I rarely give multiple hellurs. I felt peer pressure :oops:

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      Nakeya_j says:

      Morning all!

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      :yawn: fukk this entire day.. I been at work almost 3 hours and IM STILL :yawn: :zzz: this COFFEE is NOT helping at all.

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      I thought I got to work early. 3 hours Pick :shocked: what’s your normal hours?

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      Miany says:

      :waves: INTENSE (long time no see your font), Nakeya, Bedazzled.
      Puppy.. congrats on the new gig, good luck!!
      MissTaken :( I walked by a tv that was playin his brothers testimony (sooo surreal for me to see the bro who looks just like the young man, too dayum sad TRAYVON will never be that age) THEN the news played back trial footage this am, I heard the 911 call… I can NOT…

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      Trendsetter says:

      Morning Roses

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      MissTaken I walked by a tv that was playin his brothers testimony (sooo surreal for me to see the bro who looks just like the young man, too dayum sad TRAYVON will never be that age) THEN the news played back trial footage this am, I heard the 911 call… I can NOT…
      by Miany on Jul 8, 2013 at 9:08 am
      ———-
      I messed around and heard the 911 call for the first time last week on accident. I was crushed. And he isn’t even my son. I can not even begin to imagine their pain. I just got a pain in my heart for them :no:

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      MissTaken I walked by a tv that was playin his brothers testimony (sooo surreal for me to see the bro who looks just like the young man, too dayum sad TRAYVON will never be that age) THEN the news played back trial footage this am, I heard the 911 call… I can NOT…
      by Miany on Jul 8, 2013 at 9:08 am
      ———-
      I messed around and heard the 911 call for the first time last week on accident. I was crushed. And he isn’t even my son. I can not even begin to imagine their pain. I just got a pain in my heart for them :no:

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      Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

      Sorry for the double post. New phone

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      INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

      Howdy roses :waves:

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