Singer Miguel Arrested for Drunk Driving

Singer Miguel Arrested for Drunk Driving

R&B crooner Miguel — best known for his hit single “How Many Drinks” — was arrested for drunk driving on a L.A. freeway early this morning.

TMZ reports that California Highway Patrol officers pulled over the 27-year-old singer’s 2013 BMW X6 around 2:15 AM for speeding. Police also noted that Miguel was driving with dark tinted windows — a misdemeanor.

During the traffic stop, police detected the odor of marijuana and alcohol on Migurl’s breath. Miguel failed a field sobriety test.

Miguel, whose real name is Miguel Jontel Pimentel, blew a .10 and .11 on the breathalyzer tests. The legal limit in California is .08.
limit in CA.

Miguel was then arrested for DUI and booked into jail. He was released a few hours later on $5,000 bail, TMZ reports.

His court date is scheduled for September.

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159 Responses to “Singer Miguel Arrested for Drunk Driving”

  1. 1
    goat76 says:

    I think they meant Drunk Stage Diving.

  2. 2
    buddapecan says:

    Can’t wait to see his mug shot!!!!!

  3. 3
    luVn_liFe... says:

    :smack:
    I dONT UNDerstand Y FOlKs dont Fugging take a cab or have a designated driver!

    its so Fcuking simple and Quite disappointing to SEE people Constantly do it!

  4. 4
    Roaches says:

    R&B crooner Miguel — best known for his hit single “How Many Drinks”

    :rofl:

    Dont let this nukka drive, and make sure he keeps both feet on the ground at all times :rofl:

  5. 5
    anw_rootbeer says:

    When will they learn! If you don’t care about your life that’s fine, but to endanger others HELL NAW!

  6. 6
    forgetme says:

    :tea: Now he knows his little azz cannot handle alot of liquor. BTW, Why do drunks always speed knowing they are drunk :thinking:

  7. 7
    MissHarlem says:

    Life aint been fair to him since his kung fu stunt. Po tink tink

  8. 8
    The Master Beta :D says:

    :lol:

  9. 9
    Bootcampgirl says:

    He already said he like drugs so :shrug:

  10. 10
    luVn_liFe... says:

    WHY I cant come thru in a PeCan jag
    WHY
    :whistle:

  11. 11
    goat76 says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    :smack:
    I dONT UNDerstand Y FOlKs dont Fugging take a cab or have a designated driver!
    its so Fcuking simple and Quite disappointing to SEE people Constantly do it!
    ————————
    Pay me to be a DD. I ain’t gonna be drunk, but Imma be high as hell.
    Visine/Clear Eyes keep the red out

  12. 12
    Uyanda says:

    goat76 says:

    Uyanda says:

    I think Man has a deep crush on Kelly R :tea:
    ———————
    My dyslexia kicked in right at Kelly R.

    —————————–

    LMAO! :rofl: :hahaha:

  13. 13
    Ty says:

    goat76 says:

    I think they meant Drunk Stage Diving
    __________
    :dead:

  14. 14
    luVn_liFe... says:

    , but Imma be high as hell.
    :eek:

    Thats Just as BAD GOAT!!! :spank:

  15. 15
    Uyanda says:

    Is Miguel gay? **serious question**

  16. 16
    Bootcampgirl says:

    2013 BMW X6<—nice :yes:

  17. 17

    I bet it didn’t take much to get him drunk :tea:

  18. 18
    luVn_liFe... says:

    goat76 says:
    I think they meant Drunk Stage Diving

    ~
    ~
    LMAOOOOOOOOO!!! :rofl: :dead:

  19. 19
    Roaches says:

    Leave it to the LAPD to remind you who and what you are :tea:

  20. 20

    Roaches says:

    R&B crooner Miguel — best known for his hit single “How Many Drinks”
    :rofl:
    Dont let this nukka drive, and make sure he keeps both feet on the ground at all times :rofl:
    ___________________

    :hahaha:

  21. 21
    JMO says:

    Uyanda says:

    goat76 says:

    Uyanda says:

    I think Man has a deep crush on Kelly R :tea:
    ———————
    My dyslexia kicked in right at Kelly R.

    —————————–

    LMAO! :rofl: :hahaha:
    _________________________________

    He did ask for Morning Wood the other day …

  22. 22

    Is that who I think it is :tea:

  23. 23
    luVn_liFe... says:

    SANDRA
    did you mean to call miguel miGURL,up there??? :lol:

  24. 24

    But aint nobody give him no breathalizer when her drunk leaped cross that stage and kicked that girl in the fo’head…The system sucks and he always drunk cause don’t no sober man do his hair like that on purpose!

  25. 25

    Lucky he ain’t get beat to death…

  26. 26
    Ty says:

    Uyanda says:

    Is Miguel gay? **serious question**
    ____________
    Just because a man rocks the same hair cut/press and curl as Anita Baker doesn’t make him :gay:

    :rofl:

  27. 27
    cougar lover says:

    must be nice to get charges, and go back to a career like it was just a traffic ticket.

  28. 28
    Roaches says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Is that who I think it is

    ^^You see it too? Ive always thought Miguel bared a striking resemblance to the lil Black girl selling cookies in episode 7, Season 2 of Small Wonder :think: Have we been bamboozled :eek:

  29. 29
    Uyanda says:

    Hahahahahaahahahhaa miGURL! He really looks like a lesbian :rofl: :hahaha:

  30. 30
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    JMO says:
    Married women on this blog: Did you get your ring appraised? Why or why not?
    I had a discussion with a guy about this last night …
    ————————————-
    I think the true value behind the ring is the level and commitment the man has once he give you that ring. Hell the ring could be a Kobe Bryant Special, but if you married to Kobe cheating azz… how much value does he have for the ring?
    My niece and her husband had marital troubles… He bought her a fat rock. Her marriage to him was to shyts. When he decided that their marriage was worth more to him than hoes, the ring meant a lot more to her than its price…
    —————————
    So you saying, she shouldn’t trip if I put a bread twisty tie on her finger, as long as she’s going to receive that Royal treatment???
    ————————-
    Ring or no ring… will you still be married? Will the ring keep him from cheating or you from cheating? Does the ring somehow make your hand more valuable? The bigger the ring doesn’t mean the man loves you a lot.. he just got it to spend like that. I have a friend who is rocking a silver plain wedding ring. I have never heard him or her complain about their marriage… He LOVES her and when they are in public.. he treats her like royalty. In private he treats her like his queen. I have watched him rub her feet when she was super pregnant and them joints looked like twinkies and she looked like the staypuff marshmallow man. He loooves his wife…

  31. 31
    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    :warning: PAGING KDUBB :warning: Can I get a RECAP??????? :popcorn:

  32. 32

    AWWWWW shyt :smack: my baby :kiss:

  33. 33
    Black_jewel2 says:

    Yall gone make Miguelisha throw another twitta fit about black folks hatin on one another!! Life aint been no crystal stair.. :hahaha:

  34. 34
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Lucky he ain’t get beat to death…
    —————————
    lucky for who? Not us… :tea: Ole Flying Teabaggin Ass….

  35. 35
  36. 36

    Singer Miguel Arrested for Drunk Driving

    R&B crooner Miguel — best known for his hit single “How Many Drinks” — was arrested for drunk driving on a L.A. freeway early this morning.

    :dead:

    u can’t make this chit up

  37. 37

    @WUT
    Ring or no ring… will you still be married? Will the ring keep him from cheating or you from cheating? Does the ring somehow make your hand more valuable? The bigger the ring doesn’t mean the man loves you a lot.. he just got it to spend like that.
    _______________________

    You might as well give up on that. Ain’t no chick goin for the “as-long-as-he-loves-me” logic!

  38. 38
  39. 39
  40. 40
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:PAGING KDUBB Can I get a RECAP???????

    ~
    ~
    When i READ this,that samn song came to mind
    CAN I GET A REFill a RRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeehhhhh REFILL
    AAAH refill AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHREFILLLLLLL

  41. 41

    @WUT
    “Lucky he ain’t get beat to death…
    —————————
    lucky for who? Not us… Ole Flying Teabaggin Ass….”
    ____________

    Lucky for him… it was the LA “beat-a-nigga” PD that made the arrest. They beat first and ask questions letter.

    **they say they’ve changed but Christopher Darden was murdered saying ain’t nothing changed**
    :coffee:

  42. 42
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Uyanda says:Hahahahahaahahahhaa miGURL! He really looks like a lesbian

    ~
    ~
    LMAOOO! :phew:

    In the article sandra threw in Migurl <_< side eyeing her a.s.s
    :hahaha:

  43. 43
    Uyanda says:

    All the music videos I’ve seen by him, where he has a love interest, it always looks like he’s competing with the girl, instead of being her man! Miguel be fruity as heyul!! :rofl: :hahaha:

    Shid, this post made my day!

  44. 44
    luVn_liFe... says:

    The bigger the ring doesn’t mean the man loves you a lot.. he just got it to spend like that.
    _______________________
    ~
    ~
    All THAT MATTERS!!!!
    :stop:

    JUST
    KIDDING!!!! :woohoo: Just damn kiDDing! :lol:

  45. 45

    MissHarlem says:

    Life aint been fair to him since his kung fu stunt. Po tink tink

    :rofl:

    Sandra add the gif please and :thankyou:

  46. 46
    Uyanda says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    ~
    When i READ this,that samn song came to mind
    CAN I GET A REFill a RRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeehhhhh REFILL
    AAAH refill AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHREFILLLLLLL

    ————————————————

    The dude in this music video is niiice!

  47. 47
    luVn_liFe... says:

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

    Life aint been fair to him since his kung fu stunt. Po tink tink
    Sandra add the gif please
    ~
    ~
    Or Better YET,an EMOTE!! :lolsign:

  48. 48
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Uyanda says:
    The dude in this music video is niiice!
    ~
    ~
    :shock: YES! :thumbsup:

  49. 49
    Roaches says:

    u can’t make this chit up

    Eye kno rite :rofl: I bet his mugshot is fierce as phuck tho. He got that inner smize,,,Just comes thru naturally :yes: Not nerry a hair out of place neither,,,Id put money on it :nun:

  50. 50
    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    I have a friend who is rocking a silver plain wedding ring. I have never heard him or her complain about their marriage… He LOVES her and when they are in public.. he treats her like royalty. In private he treats her like his queen. I have watched him rub her feet when she was super pregnant and them joints looked like twinkies and she looked like the staypuff marshmallow man. He loooves his wife…
    ————————–
    Me all day!!

  51. 51
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Lisa Robin Kelly — who played Eric Forman’s older sister on “That ’70s Show” — has died

    The 43-year-old actress passed away in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

    ~
    ~
    :( SO YOUNG

  52. 52
    SOTHERNGRL says:

    :whistle: How many drinks will it take for you to leave with me.

  53. 53
    goat76 says:

    JMO says:

    Uyanda says:
    goat76 says:
    Uyanda says:
    I think Man has a deep crush on Kelly R :tea:
    ———————
    My dyslexia kicked in right at Kelly R.
    —————————–
    LMAO! :rofl: :hahaha:
    _________________________________
    He did ask for Morning Wood the other day …
    ——————–
    That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???

  54. 54
    MissHarlem says:

    I hate yall :rofl:

    SANDRA WE NEED THE MIGUEL GIF. DONT MAKE ME YT IT :no:

  55. 55
    Roaches says:

    Miguel Jontel Pimentel

    I missed this part,,,His Mama knew from birth he was destined baby,,,DESTINED!

  56. 56
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @WUT
    Ring or no ring… will you still be married? Will the ring keep him from cheating or you from cheating? Does the ring somehow make your hand more valuable? The bigger the ring doesn’t mean the man loves you a lot.. he just got it to spend like that.
    _______________________

    You might as well give up on that. Ain’t no chick goin for the “as-long-as-he-loves-me” logic!
    ———————
    Hence the dilemma. Dudes think bling and things will satisfy a woman while he satisfy his dak with his side piece. As long as the woman pretends to be okay as long as he “Brings the check home to me” the cycle with continue… What is the use in living in a multi-million dollar house with a million dollar ring and every night sleep in that bed alone and miserable cuz your “Provider” is out providing dik to his mistress… :shrug: I don’t know, to me a ring can’t substitute for genuine love. Check Kloe and Lamar… :tea: rich as hell she has a nice rock. and he still outcher in these streets digging in strange hoes…

  57. 57

    @LUVN
    “Lisa Robin Kelly — who played Eric Forman’s older sister on “That ’70s Show” — has died

    The 43-year-old actress passed away in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

    _______________

    43 :shocked:
    I remember I saw a pic of her and she looked like she got ROUGHER THAN ROUGH for her azz after the show. I thought she was younger than this or is the show that old now? :think:

    Anyway, R.I.P. Man, drugs ain’t no joke.

  58. 58
    luVn_liFe... says:

    :yahoo: FAY!!
    i asked JUUUU last week if you were still getting PEEls
    and
    I
    JUST REALIZED u Igged me! :shank:

  59. 59
    luVn_liFe... says:

    @MAN
    Z M T
    Has mugshots of her up . . :scared:

    That METH is NO JOKE!

  60. 60
    Milky says:

    Yall aintshytness is on 1000 today! :rofl: :dead:

  61. 61

    @GOAT
    “That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
    __________________

    :facepalm:

    I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.

    Earlier this week I ask SANDRA why she wouldn’t put MY pics I sent in up for the Morning Wood. But then I realized (and Sandra confirmed) too many of the ladies would get all jealous and possessive and chit of me so it’s best not to do it.

    Now they all salty and chit.
    :coffee:

  62. 62

    THE CLEAN QUEEN says:

    But aint nobody give him no breathalizer when her drunk leaped cross that stage and kicked that girl in the fo’head…The system sucks and he always drunk cause don’t no sober man do his hair like that on purpose!

    :dead:

  63. 63
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    I have a friend who is rocking a silver plain wedding ring. I have never heard him or her complain about their marriage… He LOVES her and when they are in public.. he treats her like royalty. In private he treats her like his queen. I have watched him rub her feet when she was super pregnant and them joints looked like twinkies and she looked like the staypuff marshmallow man. He loooves his wife…
    ————————–
    Me all day!!
    ——————————-
    That’s beautiful. When a woman looks at her ring she sees her man’s love for her, but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.

  64. 64
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:@GOAT
    “That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
    __________________
    I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.
    ~
    ~
    :popcorn:
    Ya dont say –> :scared: you need to lay on the couch and VENT,Talk about it?

  65. 65

    :thankyou: <—Miguel gaining speed to kick the next chic in the head on stage

  66. 66
    Uyanda says:

    Roaches says:

    u can’t make this chit up

    Eye kno rite :rofl: I bet his mugshot is fierce as phuck tho. He got that inner smize,,,Just comes thru naturally :yes: Not nerry a hair out of place neither,,,Id put money on it :nun:

    ———————————————————–

    He probably knows how to strike a pose too! LMAO! Y’all he ain’t learnt ****, I seen him do the same Chuck Norris round kick on that video with Kendrick LMAO! My sis was like “ain’t that got introuble for that same kick a the awards?” :hahaha: :rofl:

  67. 67
    luVn_liFe... says:

    FAY
    so
    you
    IS!!!
    HrmmPH!
    :P

  68. 68
    Uyanda says:

    *boy**

  69. 69

    Hence the dilemma. Dudes think bling and things will satisfy a woman while he satisfy his dak with his side piece.
    _____________

    Wait, this AIN’T a proper trade off?????
    :shrugs:

  70. 70
    Roaches says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Lisa Robin Kelly — who played Eric Forman’s older sister on “That ’70s Show” — has died
    The 43-year-old actress passed away in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

    Hopefully shes at peace. She had it rough the last couple years. I hate that. Pain pain pain death. We shouldnt be suffering before passing on. However thats how it goes…

  71. 71
    Roaches says:

    He probably knows how to strike a pose too!

    Indeed! All jokes aside, Miguel is a bad bish :yes: :nun:

  72. 72
    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    :waiting: RECAP :waiting:

  73. 73

    Roaches says:

    u can’t make this chit up

    Eye kno rite :rofl: I bet his mugshot is fierce as phuck tho. He got that inner smize,,,Just comes thru naturally :yes: Not nerry a hair out of place neither,,,Id put money on it

    :rofl: :cosign: i caint wait to c ‘em! :popcorn:

  74. 74

    Luvn

    :rofl: hell naw i aint iggin u ma! I aint had no mo peels :crying: i haven’t had time & now i think the special is off :crying:

    :pc: <—searching groupon

  75. 75
    luVn_liFe... says:

    T M Z has obtained the 911 call placed moments after “Bachelor” star Gia Allemand’s boyfriend Ryan Anderson found her on Monday, following an apparent suicide attempt — in which you can hear what sounds like Ryan saying “don’t stop” giving CPR.

    :no:

    Her poor motHer

  76. 76
    goat76 says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @GOAT
    “That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
    __________________
    :facepalm:
    I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.
    Earlier this week I ask SANDRA why she wouldn’t put MY pics I sent in up for the Morning Wood. But then I realized (and Sandra confirmed) too many of the ladies would get all jealous and possessive and chit of me so it’s best not to do it.
    Now they all salty and chit.
    —————–
    I feel ya Bruh. It’s probably a good thang you ain’t the morning wood. Hoes would be on your nuts like a tick on a dog.

  77. 77
    Roaches says:

    i caint wait to c ‘em!

    ^^Speaking of fierceness…Wheres OTB? How she been? She still trynna lose that pesky 60lbs she picked up rounst the Holidays? Holiday season 2009 that is :ashamed: Bless her heart and the lard surrounding it :nun:

  78. 78
    Uyanda says:

    Roaches says:

    Indeed! All jokes aside, Miguel is a bad bish :yes: :nun:

    ———————————————————–
    :hahaha:

  79. 79
    Uyanda says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @GOAT
    “That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
    __________________
    :facepalm:
    I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.
    Earlier this week I ask SANDRA why she wouldn’t put MY pics I sent in up for the Morning Wood. But then I realized (and Sandra confirmed) too many of the ladies would get all jealous and possessive and chit of me so it’s best not to do it.
    Now they all salty and chit.
    —————–
    I feel ya Bruh. It’s probably a good thang you ain’t the morning wood. Hoes would be on your nuts like a tick on a dog.

    ——————————————————–

    Is that not the desired outcome? :tea:

  80. 80

    @GOAT
    “I feel ya Bruh. It’s probably a good thang you ain’t the morning wood. Hoes would be on your nuts like a tick on a dog.

    __________

    BRUH!
    :facepalm:

  81. 81
    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    ——————————-
    That’s beautiful. When a woman looks at her ring she sees her man’s love for her, but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
    ——————–
    I’m ol skool all day. It’s hard for me to conform to today’s society(Everything is so reality show materialistic).

  82. 82
    cougar lover says:

    :rofl:

  83. 83
    MissHarlem says:

    :rofl: the delusion is killing me

  84. 84

    :rofl:

    i be lettin granny clampit do 99.7% of my work :whip: payback is a BITCH! :twisted:

    #fckyowhiteprivilege

  85. 85
    goat76 says:

    Uyanda says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    @GOAT
    “That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
    __________________
    :facepalm:
    I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.
    Earlier this week I ask SANDRA why she wouldn’t put MY pics I sent in up for the Morning Wood. But then I realized (and Sandra confirmed) too many of the ladies would get all jealous and possessive and chit of me so it’s best not to do it.
    Now they all salty and chit.
    —————–
    I feel ya Bruh. It’s probably a good thang you ain’t the morning wood. Hoes would be on your nuts like a tick on a dog.
    ——————————————————–
    Is that not the desired outcome?
    ————–
    Not for me. My nutts are already heavy….
    j/k

  86. 86

    Roaches says:

    i caint wait to c ‘em!

    ^^Speaking of fierceness…Wheres OTB? How she been? She still trynna lose that pesky 60lbs she picked up rounst the Holidays? Holiday season 2009 that is :ashamed: Bless her heart and the lard surrounding it

    :rofl: :rofl: her ass on hiatus tew! :box: i’m bout tied a these hi-ate-a-seas mk?

    try it agane & fine out what happen. u is fully reinstated nah juss in case yeen get the kite :tea:

  87. 87
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Hence the dilemma. Dudes think bling and things will satisfy a woman while he satisfy his dak with his side piece.
    _____________

    Wait, this AIN’T a proper trade off?????
    —————————-
    Sadly for some materialistic chicks, yes. They will turn their heads when their man is dikpleasing other chicks. Their logic is well he don’t love her but he loves me cuz I am the one in the house with the stuff… but bytch you at home AAAALLLLOOONNNEEE… :smack:

  88. 88
    goat76 says:

    @Uyanda….. But for real. Yeah, receiving positive attention for the Morning Wood is the desired outcome.

  89. 89

    @UYANDA
    “Is that not the desired outcome?”
    ______________________

    Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho. :no:

    Got a few on here that are entertaining some propositions from me tho.
    :coffee:

  90. 90
    JMO says:

    … but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
    ______________________________________________________

    :no:

    Why can’t it be both?? :shrug: You love me enough to give me a lil ring that looks fit for my niece??

  91. 91
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    ——————————-
    That’s beautiful. When a woman looks at her ring she sees her man’s love for her, but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
    ——————–
    I’m ol skool all day. It’s hard for me to conform to today’s society(Everything is so reality show materialistic).
    ——————–
    :yes: I want to tell chick who have dikwandering men.. (((bullhorn))) Girl the bling is meant to shine bright enough so you can’t or don’t want to see his dyck running in the chick next door…

  92. 92
    JMO says:

    Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho.
    ________________________

    :hahaha:

    Man is going to be that one lonely, dirty azz old man that sits on the block hissing at women as they walk by

  93. 93
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    JMO says:

    … but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
    ______________________________________________________

    :no:

    Why can’t it be both?? :shrug: You love me enough to give me a lil ring that looks fit for my niece??
    —————————
    If that’s all he could afford, will you still turn it down? What if he is a simple man who like to put the money towards you and his future instead of on your finger, would you turn it down still?

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    Uyanda says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @UYANDA
    “Is that not the desired outcome?”
    ______________________

    Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho. :no:

    Got a few on here that are entertaining some propositions from me tho.

    ——————————————————–

    :tea: kiss and tell, Man! Do it!

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    Overeducated DeltaDoll says:

    :newbie:

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    KoolKel says:

    Hi I’m new here, long time lurker. From below, the girl that beat Jada Pinkett Smith is now married to Mike Tomlin, the Pittsburgh Steelers head coach.

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    Uyanda says:

    goat76 says:

    @Uyanda….. But for real. Yeah, receiving positive attention for the Morning Wood is the desired outcome.
    ———————————————–

    Word! Man is frontin!

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    Milky says:

    :love: @goat

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    JMO says:

    Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho.
    ________________________

    Man is going to be that one lonely, dirty azz old man that sits on the block hissing at women as they walk by
    ______________________________________

    :hahaha: come here gal

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    BoringMale says:

    .

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    It’s open registration time :cell:

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    Roaches says:

    :rofl: :rofl: her ass on hiatus tew! :box: i’m bout tied a these hi-ate-a-seas mk?
    try it agane & fine out what happen. u is fully reinstated nah juss in case yeen get the kite

    Awww I aint know she went to fat camp too…Imma take another short break, then Im good :biggrin: Sooooo glad to be reinstated to the BOD over there @ Fin-dog Inc :bow: I was startin to miss them there benefits,,,Yes its weird that the dentist that accepts Land O pure pulls teeth out of the back of an ice cream truck that sells not only cold treats,,,but sticky green, contraceptives, and clean urine :eek: but shiid dental coverage—is dental coverage,,,Ya hurd me,,,Whelp,,,Give ur sister wives a kiss for me…I’ll ttyall later :nun:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    It’s open registration time

    :scared:

    hide ya kids, hide ya wife!

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    goat76 says:

    What it do Milky!!!

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    Uyanda says:

    What ever happened to Naija?

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    goat76 says:

    JMO says:

    Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho.
    ________________________
    :hahaha:
    Man is going to be that one lonely, dirty azz old man that sits on the block hissing at women as they walk by
    ———————–
    I’m gonna be the one jangling them blue diamonds in my pocket at club on Saturday nights. Pimpin!!

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    MissHarlem says:

    Man is going to be that one lonely, dirty azz old man that sits on the block hissing at women as they walk by

    ^^^^ :rofl: JMO if that aint a clear insight

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    Miany says:

    As long as the woman pretends to be okay as long as he “Brings the check home to me” the cycle with continue… What is the use in living in a multi-million dollar house with a million dollar ring and every night sleep in that bed alone and miserable cuz your “Provider” is out providing dik to his mistress… I don’t know, to me a ring can’t substitute for genuine love.
    ^^ :cosign: I cant even play that bring the check home shii cuz cant be no division in my loyalty. I need a loyal man with some loyal dyck too….If you bout them games STAY SINGLE dont lie to me with meaningless vows :nono:

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    bye bewbear! :bye:

    dont be gone tew long nah! i knowed u had yo eyes on them invisalines :grill: :kiss:

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    goat76 says:

    Uyanda says:

    What ever happened to Naija?
    ————-
    Sandy hit her with the Ban Stamp

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    Why can’t it be both?? You love me enough to give me a lil ring that looks fit for my niece??

    ———–
    :rofl: :stop: NO kid jewelry Bish!

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    Miany says:

    As long as the woman pretends to be okay as long as he “Brings the check home to me” the cycle with continue… What is the use in living in a multi-million dollar house with a million dollar ring and every night sleep in that bed alone and miserable cuz your “Provider” is out providing dik to his mistress… I don’t know, to me a ring can’t substitute for genuine love.
    ^^ :cosign: I cant even play that bring the check home shii cuz cant be no division in my loyalty. I need a loyal man with some loyal dyck too….If you bout them games STAY SINGLE dont lie to me with meaningless vows

    yasss! :nun:

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    goat76 says:

    @Miany…. That’s you in your Gravi??

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    Milky says:

    There is a glass of wine at home with my name on it. :koolaid:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    Goat & MissH did you two see where Alicia Tyler died I know yall know who that is :eek:

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    Shuga Honey says:

    hide ya kids, hide ya wife!

    ___________________________

    lol…nice to meet you too, ms. Fayla :wink:

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    Uyanda says:

    Dang! :no: I didn’t know auntie could be THAT ruthless! It’s been too long, doesn’t she lift her bans after a while?

    Someone on twitter said Meek Mill sounds like Nigerian arguing! :hahaha:

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    Miany says:

    @goat… yes

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    Uyanda says:

    WAIT!! WHAT?? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE PORNSTAR??

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    Miany says:

    Milky says:
    There is a glass of wine at home with my name on it.
    ^ I’m, jealous….enjoy it

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    Uyanda says: Someone on twitter said Meek Mill sounds like Nigerian arguing
    _________________________

    :lol:

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    Miany says:

    The Master Beta :D says:
    Goat & MissH did you two see where Alicia Tyler died I know yall know who that is
    ^^ :( I hadn’t heard.. may she rest in peace

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    Uyanda says:

    That’s my favourite girl, what happened to Alicia mutherfucqen Tyler?

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    WAIT!! WHAT?? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE PORNSTAR??
    _________________________

    :yes:

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    goat76 says:

    Uyanda says:

    Dang! :no: I didn’t know auntie could be THAT ruthless! It’s been too long, doesn’t she lift her bans after a while?
    Someone on twitter said Meek Mill sounds like Nigerian arguing!
    —————–
    Lately she been hittin folks with Life w/o Parole.

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    goat76 says:

    The Master Beta :D says:

    Goat & MissH did you two see where Alicia Tyler died I know yall know who that is :eek:
    ———————-
    Hell Naw!!. I ain’t hear that. Damn.

    Would it be wrong to beat off to her for a tribute???

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    MissHarlem says:

    MASTERRRR oh wow I didnt know. RIP I guess I gotta take her out the line up. I wont feel right lookin at now

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    Miany says:

    Uyanda says:
    That’s my favourite girl, what happened to Alicia mutherfucqen Tyler?
    ^^ say she died in her sleep….
    @Goat.. nope. not wrong at all…get your :jack: on to Alicia Tyler.

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    Uyanda says:

    Damn! she was hot as heyul!! So now I’m only left with Lacey Duvalle, The Body and Carmen Hayens :( R.I.P

    LMAO! I heard Wesley Pipes got arrested. :hahaha:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    goat76 says:

    The Master Beta says:
    Goat & MissH did you two see where Alicia Tyler died I know yall know who that is
    ———————-
    Hell Naw!!. I ain’t hear that. Damn.
    Would it be wrong to beat off to her for a tribute???
    ________________________________

    :dead:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    The Body ewww I can’t get into her those tats make her look dirty

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    MissHarlem says:

    Ewww The Body is lazy and she look dusty. Chyanne Jacobs it is tonight

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    Uyanda says:

    Nobody looked sexy giving head like that girl did! Those pink lips….ooooohhweee!

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    goat76 says:

    Miany says:

    Uyanda says:
    That’s my favourite girl, what happened to Alicia mutherfucqen Tyler?
    ^^ say she died in her sleep….
    @Goat.. nope. not wrong at all…get your :jack: on to Alicia Tyler.
    —————————-
    You got some pretty legs and smile. Got Damn Sexual Chocolate!!!

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    Roaches says:

    Uyanda says:

    What ever happened to Naija?

    Ooooh I got this, I was there. Ok so Naja had just challenged me to a spirited game of name that tune. I was up in here jamin. Straight jamin. She was like Roachie,,,Thats what she call me,,,She was like Roachie I can name that tune in 7 notes, I was like well gone ahead and name that damn tune. Well things were going fine until Sandra showed up. Now you know Sandra dont play. Were allowed to talk about anybody and everybody cept for T.I., Tiny, and Mary; Mother of James…So Sandra was like-I want in on this,,,Apparently this isnt the this I thought it was,,,Now the rest of this is all alleged,,,According to what I read on Black Planet-Naja then sent an email to Sandra. In said email Naja was announcing her engagement to some handsome Nigerian man. Well,,,Oh and word on the street is that dude is hung,,,Like really hung,,,Like Najas innards may not be the same come 2014 hung,,,Yeah,,,That type of hung,,,I once dated one of those type of hung dudes. Wooo. His name was Abejide. It was as if the almighty Xenu took his time crafting that mans penis. The length, the girth, the foreskin was a bit weird, but he told me that was because hed gotten circumcised at home. Apparently his mama was a CNA. As if wiping butts and changing bedpans qualified her to circumcise him. Girl…It looked like she wimped out halfway during the procedure. One side of his peen was smooth, the other side was meaty and wrinkly…like the back of Bruce Bruces neck.lol…Damn I miss comic view,,,They say its coming back with Somore as the host,,,Did you know she was half sisters with Nia Long? Talk about swimming in the wrong side of the gene pool,,,No shade,,,She aint ugly,,,But she aint no Nia either-ok…Anyway,,,What was we talkin about :think:

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    misee says:

    :think:

    WHOHURTYOU??!?

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    goat76 says:

    MissHarlem says:

    Ewww The Body is lazy and she look dusty. Chyanne Jacobs it is tonight
    ——————–
    Chyanne Jacobs, Jazmine Cashmere, and Mya G….. I love me some Mya G.

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    Uyanda says:

    The Body has an ass, y’all! I forgive her for heer lazyness! I can’t get with Chayen Jacobs’ teeth! Nawwwl!

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    goat76 says:

    The Body bleaching her skin? Well it looks like it.

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    Shuga Honey says:

    :popcorn:

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    Diva says:

    What y’all talmbout?

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    Uyanda says:

    Roaches says:

    Uyanda says:

    What ever happened to Naija?

    Ooooh I got this, I was there. Ok so Naja had just challenged me to a spirited game of name that tune. I was up in here jamin. Straight jamin. She was like Roachie,,,Thats what she call me,,,She was like Roachie I can name that tune in 7 notes, I was like well gone ahead and name that damn tune. Well things were going fine until Sandra showed up. Now you know Sandra dont play. Were allowed to talk about anybody and everybody cept for T.I., Tiny, and Mary; Mother of James…So Sandra was like-I want in on this,,,Apparently this isnt the this I thought it was,,,Now the rest of this is all alleged,,,According to what I read on Black Planet-Naja then sent an email to Sandra. In said email Naja was announcing her engagement to some handsome Nigerian man. Well,,,Oh and word on the street is that dude is hung,,,Like really hung,,,Like Najas innards may not be the same come 2014 hung,,,Yeah,,,That type of hung,,,I once dated one of those type of hung dudes. Wooo. His name was Abejide. It was as if the almighty Xenu took his time crafting that mans penis. The length, the girth, the foreskin was a bit weird, but he told me that was because hed gotten circumcised at home. Apparently his mama was a CNA. As if wiping butts and changing bedpans qualified her to circumcise him. Girl…It looked like she wimped out halfway during the procedure. One side of his peen was smooth, the other side was meaty and wrinkly…like the back of Bruce Bruces neck.lol…Damn I miss comic view,,,They say its coming back with Somore as the host,,,Did you know she was half sisters with Nia Long? Talk about swimming in the wrong side of the gene pool,,,No shade,,,She aint ugly,,,But she aint no Nia either-ok…Anyway,,,What was we talkin about :think:

    ——————————————————————

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    So Registrations OPEN
    :wave: <–blkmktlogIN
    going up for auction

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    Nah Sophia Castello is my bish she a butterface but she can def tame a dic :lol:

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    Uyanda says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t like Pinky’s loud ass? I need my girls to holler because of pleasure, not like a lamb in a slaughter house.

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    goat76 says:

    Diva says:

    What y’all talmbout?
    —————————–
    :hunching: :yawn: :jack:

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    Miany says:

    :hug: thanks Goat

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Miany :happy: wheY you been tuhday?

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    goat76 says:

    Uyanda says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t like Pinky’s loud ass? I need my girls to holler because of pleasure, not like a lamb in a slaughter house.
    ————————–
    Yeah, your the only one…lol

    For real, I don’t like it either, but I tolerate it.

    I watch a lot of Brian Pumper productions. He have a lot of cute newcomers who are in and out the game before you know it.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    This was Miguel
    How many drinks will it take me to leave with you :koolaid:
    Naw I’m now drunk boy—I mean girl :cell: I will call you when I get home
    :steer: I can’t wait to get home and play with the mic inbetwixt my titties while TWERK dancing to kisses down low
    :stop: wayment officer I thought the speed limit was 107 :huh:
    1 hour later :lock:
    Him after he sees his mugshot lookin like Cesar from planet of the apes with his eye liner running down his face :ashamed:

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    Miany says:

    hey LUVN :hug:
    Hey….these fools expect me to work now??? I asked my boss how yall lay a bissh off THEN throw all the work at her… :rolleyes:
    Im sick of them Luvn but…but… I ain’t tryna quit cuz Ima keep my eyes on the unemployment prize :trophy:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    @Miany

    Soo Are they Keeping you??

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    Miany says:

    I watch a lot of Brian Pumper productions. He have a lot of cute newcomers who are in and out the game before you know it.
    ^^ :thinking: that’s suspect… either Brian doin somethin bad to them girls to make em retire or Brian azz gotta porno to pulpit pipeline he runnin

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :newpost:
    :peace:

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    Miany says:

    @Luvn not even. Just they originally planned to lay us all off on 09/13 but now they say they’ve been authorized to keep me and about 5 others until 11/15.
    They’re just unorganized…I have a feeling come 11/15 it’ll be a whole new plan.

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    Uyanda says:

    Let me go :smoke: a molly, hopefully we’ll have a new post when I come back. :blunt:

    I can’t even stand Pinky, she annoying as hell! Then there’s Capri Styles, with no boobs SMH! No new meat no new meat nooo neeeew meat! :no:

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    Shuga Honey says:

    Uyanda says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t like Pinky’s loud ass? I need my girls to holler because of pleasure, not like a lamb in a slaughter house.

    _____________

    pr0n has sound?!? :think:

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