BET Hip Hop Awards 2013 Groupie Survival Kit

BET Hip Hop Awards Groupie Survival Kit

The BET Hip Hop Awards 2013 takes place this weekend in Atlanta. The BET Awards are more than just a celebration of hip hop culture, it’s also a groupie convention. Wherever there is a large gathering of rappers, there will be groupies looking to take advantage of them.

Groupies and baby mama hopefuls will be flying in from all around the country to attend the festivities in the hopes of striking it rich and going home pregnant with a dumb rapper’s seed.

Thanks to loyal reader Zeralyn for sending in this video of tips and survival kits for young groupies, such as pre-poked condoms and rape kits complete with swabs just in case the evening doesn’t go as planned.

Watch the video after the break. Warning: Profanity and adult situational comedy.



 



  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    A mess I wish they would find another ratchet city to house this non sense

  • The Master Beta :D

    You best believe them hoes have a list and be like check sluts :tea:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Lmao! The title, the picture, the caption. I cant see the vid, but this just made my day :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Yo Kenya, is THIS why you’re going down to ATL this weekend?? :rofl: :rofl:

    ATL is ratchett, so :shrug:

  • Smonae

    :facepalm: some trick gone actually take this to heart

  • Caramel Rain

    Smonae says:

    Damn what happened to Three 6 show on MTV that sh*t was hilarious, I wonder what Shuga foot and Big Trice up too
    *************

    You remember when Shuga foot had him in that bed slapping him around :rofl: and she had that ranch dressing? Girl that show was so dam funny. I wish they’d bring it back..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I would hope that the wrappers would have their own condoms :tea:
    BUT they are men, so they will probably rawdog it :shrug: #aintmyfault

  • Caramel Rain

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Yo Kenya, is THIS why you’re going down to ATL this weekend??

    ATL is ratchett, so
    *****************

    :yes: Ima come back with 2 chainz baby and be set for life :lol:

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    “I’m a author bitch… I wrote a book…” :dead:

  • The Master Beta :D

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Yo Kenya, is THIS why you’re going down to ATL this weekend??
    __________________________________

    :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :yawn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Kenya WINNING :trophy:

    :rofl: #NOT :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    :coffee: obey your thirst

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :yawn:

    What does that mean? *wiggles brows*
    Late night romp? :eek:
    :popcorn:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :hide:

  • Jdore

    Smonae says:

    some trick gone actually take this to heart
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes: I was thinking the same thing.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :yawn: I’m so ready for lunch.

    I’m thinking about taking day off tomm. Sew tired. :yawn:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Groupie Survival Kit :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :giggles: No way. :hairtoss: We did text into the night. *deep sigh*

    :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    rape kits complete with swabs just in case the evening doesn’t go as planned.
    ________________

    Didnt watch. Yall tell me how they managed to make this part funny?

    :yawn: :popcorn: <–crackers and cheese

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Whewwwwww Sexting :danban:
    =============
    They (wrappers) should take this to heart :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    :yawn: not enough wake and bake for me to put up with bullchit today. Yeezus

  • WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl:

    :hahaha: :rofl: HEEYALLL NAWWWW done!!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whewwwwww Sexting
    ______________

    :yes: Safe sexting of course.

  • Caramel Rain

    :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Didjew know Americans consume 20 lbs of cheese a year :eek:

    #+/-5lbs :tea: #isawitintheelevator :eek:

  • WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl:

    For you bytch 99.95….

    That niggah make you mad…take dis to the hospital…rape kit… :dead: just take me somewhere paaaleeeaze :casket:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Is that… Bambi? :huh: *self conciously rubs tongue across teeth* :kona:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    :ha: :haha:

    Most of these rappers broke mayne!
    These hoes goin be like Shawty Lo sisiter wives trying to hawk a show! :rofl:

  • The Master Beta :D

    OTB have you seen some of Emily B’s shoes for her shoe line I think the boots are cute

  • FuturedocDonte

    :offtopic:

    Does anyone watch Paternity Court :huh:

  • Caramel Rain

    I love cheese. Provolone is my fave, followed by colby

  • Caramel Rain

    FuturedocDonte says:

    Does anyone watch Paternity Court
    **********
    no. But I did notice that Judge Judy comes on at nite now.. weird.

  • Caramel Rain

    FuturedocDonte says:

    Does anyone watch Paternity Court
    **********
    no. But I did notice that Judge Judy comes on at nite now.. weird.

  • FuturedocDonte

    “Hoe survival kit 99.95, but for u bytch, $19.95″. :casket:

  • OutsidetheBox

    OTB have you seen some of Emily B’s shoes for her shoe line I think the boots are cute
    ______________

    :yes: I liked most of them.

  • Miany

     not enough wake and bake for me to put up with bullchit today. Yeezus
    ^^^ +1 I ain’t watch it but the premise ain’t worth it imo :blunt: lemme go find the bud man
    :waves: hey Miss Harlem

  • gypsyeyes

    oh so Trinidad James is poking holes in condoms now, huh!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Didjew know Americans consume 20 lbs of cheese a year
    ____________

    :yes: :eek:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    The Master Beta :D says:

    OTB have you seen some of Emily B’s shoes for her shoe line I think the boots are cute
    _______________________

    no but ill get right on that. :pc: i think her style is cute. hood chic. judge if you must :tea:

  • MissHarlem

    MIANY :waves: hey girl. My stash game proper :yes: I just didnt have time so I only did a clip this morning le weep.

  • FuturedocDonte

    FuturedocDonte says:

    Does anyone watch Paternity Court
    **********
    no. But I did notice that Judge Judy comes on at nite now.. weird.
    —-
    Judy always came on at 6pm in VA :yes:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Harleeeeeemmmmmmm :hi:

  • OutsidetheBox

    oh so Trinidad James is poking holes in condoms now, huh!

    _______

    :hahaha: Hannnnnn. Females welcomed.

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    FuturedocDonte says:

    Does anyone watch Paternity Court
    ____________________
    no but i did see a show about Swingers. :popcorn:

    it was interesting. kinda sad, but interesting. i know a girl who goes to swinger parties but being in a swinging marriage seems way too complicated.

  • MissHarlem

    Im currently stalking boots mainly fall boots and ESPECIALLY knee high boots. Who has suggestions?!!

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Rumor has it that one of the Ying Yang twins gets his canned goods and non-perishables down at the mission where my Mama volunteers. I wonder if these kits are available online :think: Id luv to be a rap baby Mama. Id kill to be on L&HHATL :love:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    Caramel Rain says:

    I love cheese. Provolone is my fave, followed by colby
    _______________________

    pepper jack and bleu cheese :pizza:

  • FuturedocDonte

    This paternity court show :huh: there is a black man up here saying that this baby is his :huh: this baby is white as :thinking: white as :thinking: this baby is all the way white :shrug:

  • MissHarlem

    BRRRROOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN :hi:

  • Ty

    Groupies and baby mama hopefuls will be flying in from all around the country to attend the festivities in the hopes of striking it rich and going home pregnant with a dumb rapper’s seed.
    _______________
    :dead: :rofl:

    Morning Roses :wave:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    I wanna know why they going after rapper? I saw a show a while back that said if your album doesn’t reach a certain point, they really don’t have any money. Step yo’ game up hookers.

  • Smonae

    You remember when Shuga foot had him in that bed slapping him around and she had that ranch dressing?
    —————————-

    :yes: :rofl:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    FuturedocDonte says:

    This paternity court show there is a black man up here saying that this baby is his this baby is white as white as this baby is all the way white
    ______________________

    so he bliggidy black and the baby wiggidy white, huh?

    :lol: it can happen tho

  • OutsidetheBox

    hood chic.
    ____________

    Do your thang girl. See. :thinking: Style is so subjective. I call my style hood chiC…saw a (homegrown) hood chicK in the hair store..exchanged pleasantries. :shrug:

    Later BFF tells me hood chicK say she saw me in the hair store “dressed like a straight up white girl” :blink:

    Bish. :blink:

  • OutsidetheBox

    #TeamStoneyJackson
    ___________________

    :dead: lordT. if only I could confide why I’m so dead at this name.

  • MissHarlem

    BREN :chase: git

  • OutsidetheBox

    so I only did a clip this morning le weep.
    _____________

    :weeps:
    :crying1:
    :joyinthePM:

  • MsB2u

    WTH IS GOING ON

  • Ty

    MissHarlem says:

    Im currently stalking boots mainly fall boots and ESPECIALLY knee high boots. Who has suggestions?!!
    _________
    :waiting: on OTB to respond

    Just bought a navy blue jacket from Wilson’s…that damn 70% off sale :ghost:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Ty, OTB, Shuga, Harlem, Donte :waves: everyone :hi:

  • Smonae

    Did anyone watch Black Inc Monday???
    Why Dutchess look like a crackhead
    Why Dutches playing a tough role, didnt a mixy or whatever they call dem girls beat the sleeves off her the 1st episode :shrugs:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Lawd #teamStoneyJackson :ghost: Hey Bren :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    it can happen tho
    ____________

    We got some in our family. :yes:

    :blink: <–us.

    :lol:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Did anyone watch Black Inc Monday???
    ________________________

    Yep Dutchess is bat shyt crazy

  • Smonae

    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    That damn gravi is priceless :rofl:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Ty, OTB, Shuga, Harlem, Donte everyone
    __________________

    hey luv!

  • OutsidetheBox

    on OTB to respond
    _______________

    I averted my eyes so quick. :no: I havent started boots yet; been avoiding all my sites and everything. :bite:

    Yall tell me what yall find. *drops another penny in “Fun jar*

  • Ty

    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:

    I wanna know why they going after rapper? I saw a show a while back that said if your album doesn’t reach a certain point, they really don’t have any money. Step yo’ game up hookers.
    ____________
    Chile some of the platinum selling artist are broke. These heffas see a nice watch and get a dopamine rush :rofl:

  • BoringMale

    A mess I wish they would find another ratchet city to house this non sense

    ——–

    Co sign a thousand times.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

    :rofl:

    these wrappers need a keep the coins intact kit.

    1. Confidentiality Agreement and Consent Form

    2. Dave Chappelle’s Love Contract

    3. Photo I.D Card Scanner (to check for authenticity)

    4. STD Kit

    5. OWN pack of prophylactics

    6. Female notary/witness to keep a visual refernece of events (she can join in the act as needed)

    7. Mandatory Morning After Pill Contract (must be signed on camera)

  • Smonae

    Ceaser betta run, that hoe aint nothing but trouble, ha eyes be dancing and shyt<—– sho nuff sign of cray cray :no:

  • MissHarlem

    JOYYYYY INNN THHEEE PM :danban:

    NAE yes we did, she looks like a fake junkie, yes they did and she’s not tough :no:

    :rofl: <— me at the King and Queen of Harlem comment

    :wail: <— me with tears

    :rofl: <—- me after rewinding to make sure I heard it.

    GTFOH you aint even from here have a fckn seat with your dusty dont know how to act bc you gettin some ****. CHILE PLEASE

  • MissHarlem

    *d!ick TUH

  • The Master Beta :D

    Brenden you can’t hide your font no matter how hard you try :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :rofl:

  • Smonae

    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:

    I wanna know why they going after rapper? I saw a show a while back that said if your album doesn’t reach a certain point, they really don’t have any money. Step yo’ game up hookers
    ————–

    Tricks betta fly to Vegas and audition for the Money Team :ha:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    I swear yall make me soooooooooo sick :rofl: I dont know what to do to fool yall :shrugs:

  • MissHarlem

    JENIE :waves:

    I found some cute boots in Bloomingdales and Macys last night. Also saw some cute Vince Camuto fall dresses and yes even leather dresses. BUT Im still looking. I guess I will start the search. HEAVY SIGH

  • gypsyeyes

    Did you have secks with Stoney Jackson’s gerry curl? @bizzle

  • Caramel Rain

    4. STD Kit
    **********

    Is there really such a thing?

  • Ty

    A mess I wish they would find another ratchet city to house this non sense
    ____________
    :cosign: Hell our traffic is already a mess :chase: I wonder if the mayor is giving them a discount or something :rofl:

    @ Jenie hey hun :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Jenay :wave:

  • Smonae

    :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    BREN you cant contain being you. Give up boo we love you just the way you are :hug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :ghost: what thee entire fawks :rofl:

  • Caramel Rain

    I just drank a coke and a kang sized snicker. Im never gone loose this 1′ belly roll :cry:

  • Gigi26

    :no: I can’t…Rappers are the bottom of the feeding chain son. it goes a lil somethin like this in order

    NBA Players
    NFL Players
    Drug kinpins (the local hustler)
    Cops
    Sanitation workers
    RAPPERS

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Kenya :chase:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    <— me at the King and Queen of Harlem comment
    _______________

    no they didnt! :shocked:

    Later BFF tells me hood chicK say she saw me in the hair store “dressed like a straight up white girl”
    _________________

    ooh no she didnt! :blinked:

  • gypsyeyes

    My son is getting his mama and sisters together for the fall/winter season.I got those sweaters I wanted from H&M and we all got Tims. Yeah buddy in my Pop’s voice.

  • Gigi26

    Dutchess look like she smells of rotten cold cuts :no: that filthy mouth of hers chile…

    and when she put the bra n pannie set on… I weeped for her 10 year old breasts. Negative A-cups

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    The trash folks in the A don’t make shyt down here :nono: like they do up there in New Yawkkk!!

  • VDot

    :giggles: No way. :hairtoss: We did text into the night. *deep sigh*

    **********,*****

    *looks at phone* :huh:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Tricks betta fly to Vegas and audition for the Money Team
    _____________

    Nawl. :eek: Them heaux need to stay right in the durty. Nerp. :no:

  • Ty

    NBA Players
    NFL Players
    Drug kinpins (the local hustler)
    Cops
    Sanitation workers
    RAPPERS
    ___________________
    Gigi :chase: :rofl:

    @ Bren u cant fool us, I can spot that back hair anywhere :kiss: *looks at gravi* :ghost:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Talking ’bout you
    Yo, I took you out
    But sex was on my mind for the whole damn route
    My mind was in a frenzy and a horny state
    But I couldn’t drop dimes cause you couldn’t relate

    :listen:

  • gypsyeyes

    STD kit contains:

    All the ointments
    Condoms
    more condoms
    spermicides
    dental dams
    plastic wrap
    and just in case there are holes punched in the condoms; a rabbit to piss on!

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    @Ty, put Baseball players at the top of that list.

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    Gigi26 says:

    I can’t…Rappers are the bottom of the feeding chain son. it goes a lil somethin like this in order

    NBA Players
    NFL Players
    Drug kinpins (the local hustler)
    Cops
    Sanitation workers
    RAPPERS
    ___________________

    :lol: them nypd officers still qualify for foodstamps. you aint see the article?

  • Caramel Rain

    Gigi26 says:

    I can’t…Rappers are the bottom of the feeding chain son. it goes a lil somethin like this in order

    **MLB players
    NBA Players
    NFL Players
    **Medical professionals with M.D. behind their name
    Drug kinpins (the local hustler)
    Cops
    Sanitation workers
    RAPPERS
    **************
    Fixed that for ya

  • Diva

    Stoney Jackson used to be my boyfriend in my head! I loved me some him…had the Right On posters all over my room! That was in nineteen hundred and well you get the point. :rofl:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Dutchess look like she smells of rotten cold cuts
    __________________________

    My Gawd Gigi!!!! I am over here dying!!!! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Did you have secks with Stoney Jackson’s gerry curl?
    __________________

    :hahaha:

  • The Master Beta :D

    GIgi :hahaha:

  • VDot

    Plan B is OTC. Instead of sprinkling molly in dranks, they need to sprankle that Plan B in the morning after OJ. :yes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    That headline picture though :nono: up top

  • Smonae

    MissHarlem says:

    :rofl: <— me at the King and Queen of Harlem comment

    Now thattt, i was like these mofo's on them bath salts :hahaha:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    Gigi26 says:

    Dutchess look like she smells of rotten cold cuts that filthy mouth of hers chile…

    and when she put the bra n pannie set on… I weeped for her 10 year old breasts. Negative A-cups
    _______________________

    :facepalm: dont tell me she pulled a Royce Reed. dammit Gina :cuss:

  • Gigi26

    Ahhh Jenie the hell you talkin bout son :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

    Caramel Rain says:

    4. STD Kit
    **********

    Is there really such a thing?
    ———————

    :yes: its an at home test kit, but for the wrapper with an abundance of coins. They can rent the next room out for a mobile quest diagnostics lab.

  • OutsidetheBox

    ooh no she didnt! :blinked:
    _____________

    I was like bish just cause I dont have a hunnid and sixty four ounces of weed (not weave..too classy) in my head. :blink:

    Fuggin common whore.

  • MissHarlem

    SHUGA :yes: they did. That was one of the reason for the king and queen chess piece tatt bc people say “yall the king and queen of Harlem” :huh: what crack she on

    GYPSY actually I saw 2 sweaters I wanted from H&M. Its a crop vest type thing. Thanks for reminding me. Im gonna go grab that at lunch

    GIGI them tits was sad wasnt they :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *looks at phone*
    _______________

    BOL!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :kiss:

  • Gigi26

    them nypd officers still qualify for foodstamps. you aint see the article?
    ———————————-
    :rofl: Shiiid lemme get me a bus driver then…at least lemme get a metrocard out the deal :yes:

    @Caramel: Chile that list is for the niggas that make it out the trap and Job Corp, not no straight n narrow dudes :hahaha:

  • Smonae

    Gigi26 says:

    and when she put the bra n pannie set on… I weeped for her 10 year old breasts. Negative A-cups
    ————-

    :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    H&M
    ________

    And the Isabale Marant stuff. :heart: :snort: About to get all my coins. Imma have to stay home from work to shop properly.

    I LOVE H&M. So mannie, mannie nice things for good prices.

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    The trash folks in the A don’t make shyt down here like they do up there in New Yawkkk!!
    _____________________

    work early, get off early and make like 75k easy too. :yes:

    used to date this garbage man for a hot minute. i stopped speaking to him bc his daughter had the same name as me & i thought sex would be awkward. :shrugs:

  • gypsyeyes

    So rabbits don’t come in the kits?

  • MissHarlem

    NAE bath salts!! Thats it!!! EUREKA

    DIVA Right On! was the mag. Only 3 mo months till DALLLLLAAAAASSSSS :2dance:

  • Gigi26

    Harlem: She ain’t even have tits…them joints were just nipples…or the imprint of a chest :rofl: :crying:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    Gigi said the job corp.

    :ghost:

    wtf be wrong with her? just type any ol thing :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    used to date this garbage man for a hot minute. i stopped speaking to him bc his daughter had the same name as me & i thought sex would be awkward.
    ———————————
    :rofl: Man I had this Italian MTA worker sweating me…used to wait right by the bus depot…shiiid I should’ve let him get a taste..coulda had me some unlimited joints to sell on the side :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    GIGI :rofl: how bout that yellow getup she modeled in made me notice said “nips” Bless her lordt

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    gypsyeyes says:

    So rabbits don’t come in the kits?
    _____________________

    :casket:

    i aint about this life….or life in general cuz im gone!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Can we talk about STD kits? :lol: Have you guys done an Oraquick??

    Well not really a a STD kit. THEE STD (Oraquick) kit. My homeboy was telling me his lady brought two. He has been asking to go without rubbers. Theyve been together about two yrs? No kids.

    So :lol: they get the tests and take them or whatever. He was like I know Im clean its just a nervous process to go thru. :lol:

    SO they waiting the twenty minutes and he fukks around and knocks his off the table it was on. (You leave a vial upright with liquid while the test processes)

    Why she was like :blink: :nono: Put her clothes on and went home. BOL!!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    its an at home test kit, but for the wrapper with an abundance of coins. They can rent the next room out for a mobile quest diagnostics lab.
    ________________

    :rofl: Quest

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

    gypsyeyes says:

    So rabbits don’t come in the kits?
    ————————

    :yes: those too!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Im gonna go grab that at lunch

    ______________

    :eyeroll: Thinks about the nearest H&M to me. :eyeroll: #jelly

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    i spit out my broccoli and stuffin fuggin witchu OTB and tht dam Oraquick story!

    :cuss:

    heavens to murgatroid, yo!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    i stopped speaking to him bc his daughter had the same name as me & i thought sex would be awkward.
    __________________

    :dead:

    LMAOOOOO. Is that how you “dump” ppl. Just be like Take Care. :bye: Without actually using the words? Me too. :kona:

  • OutsidetheBox

    wtf be wrong with her? just type any ol thing
    _______________

    :hahaha: :cosign: I read her font with great caution. :warning: LOL

  • Diva

    MissHarlem says:

    NAE bath salts!! Thats it!!! EUREKA

    DIVA Right On! was the mag. Only 3 mo months till DALLLLLAAAAASSSSS :2dance:
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    Yes it was! Chile I am ready for those Ewings!!!!!! Can’t wait :danban1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    heavens to murgatroid, yo!!!

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    He only told me cause he was mad!! He :cell: me like, “yo whas so and so numma?”

    Why? :huh: <–me..

    And thats when he told me he aint got time for her chit and blah blah blah. I was like bruh :| dont you think thats why she want you to take the test in the first place?

    :silence: <–him..then "mayne fukk all that" :no:

  • WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl:

    :newpost:

  • MissHarlem

    OTB aint nada wrong with that. I want to know bc my ass likes to go there with not much boundaries so Im gonna need for you to take this Oraquick. Im thinking bout getting one bc my gyn is tired of seein me. I dont care what he thinks bc he is right down the block and it gets me away from work. So what I aint active :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Looking at these Tumblr photos. Me and Bey lasted the same amount of time with short hair. :hahaha: :heart: :nun:

  • Ty

    :wtf: is going on in NY. I read this article a few months ago janitor salaries :dead:
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    When the New York Post recently reported with some disgust that the highest paid janitors in New York City each make more than $140,000, it caught my attention. Typical Post-y puns decried how custodians were “mopping up” and “cleaning us out.” And Harold Levy, a former schools chancellor, was quoted as saying, “The idea that custodians make more than teachers is outrageous.” Yoav Gonen, the reporter who wrote the piece, added not-so-subtle condescension for the profession by putting the official term for the job—custodial engineer—in quotation marks. The story also noted how one top-earning public school’s custodian abused taxpayer dollars by having his subordinates paint his house on the job—if true, an appalling fact that should cost him his job. But most of the writer’s rage was directed at the fact that a few janitors were making a decent living at all.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl: Quest
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    :biggrin:

  • Caramel Rain

    @Caramel: Chile that list is for the niggas that make it out the trap and Job Corp, not no straight n narrow dudes
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    :hahaha: my bad, G

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    Ty:

    we have hella parades and other events here that allow for sanitation workers to get an insane amount of overtime. most parades are on the weekends or holidays—thats double time right there.

    teachers dont have that luxury, plus they get the whole summer off so all they get is whatever their regular salary is.