BET Hip Hop Awards 2013 Groupie Survival Kit

Sandra Rose September 26, 2013

BET Hip Hop Awards Groupie Survival Kit

The BET Hip Hop Awards 2013 takes place this weekend in Atlanta. The BET Awards are more than just a celebration of hip hop culture, it’s also a groupie convention. Wherever there is a large gathering of rappers, there will be groupies looking to take advantage of them.

Groupies and baby mama hopefuls will be flying in from all around the country to attend the festivities in the hopes of striking it rich ~~and going home pregnant with a dumb rapper’s seed~~.

Thanks to loyal reader Zeralyn for sending in this video of tips and survival kits for young groupies, such as pre-poked condoms and rape kits complete with swabs just in case the evening doesn’t go as planned.

Watch the video after the break. Warning: Profanity and adult situational comedy.

http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

A mess I wish they would find another ratchet city to house this non sense
The Master Beta :D

You best believe them hoes have a list and be like check sluts
#TeamStoneyJackson

Lmao! The title, the picture, the caption. I cant see the vid, but this just made my day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Yo Kenya, is THIS why you’re going down to ATL this weekend??

ATL is ratchett, so
Smonae

some trick gone actually take this to heart
Caramel Rain

Smonae says:

Damn what happened to Three 6 show on MTV that sh*t was hilarious, I wonder what Shuga foot and Big Trice up too
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You remember when Shuga foot had him in that bed slapping him around and she had that ranch dressing? Girl that show was so dam funny. I wish they’d bring it back..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

I would hope that the wrappers would have their own condoms
BUT they are men, so they will probably rawdog it #aintmyfault
Caramel Rain

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Yo Kenya, is THIS why you’re going down to ATL this weekend??

ATL is ratchett, so
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Ima come back with 2 chainz baby and be set for life
http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

“I’m a author bitch… I wrote a book…”
The Master Beta :D

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

Yo Kenya, is THIS why you’re going down to ATL this weekend??
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OutsidetheBox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Kenya WINNING

#NOT
MissHarlem

obey your thirst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

OutsidetheBox says:

What does that mean? *wiggles brows*
Late night romp?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
Jdore

Smonae says:

some trick gone actually take this to heart
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I was thinking the same thing.
OutsidetheBox

I’m so ready for lunch.

I’m thinking about taking day off tomm. Sew tired.
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Groupie Survival Kit
OutsidetheBox

:giggles: No way. :hairtoss: We did text into the night. *deep sigh*
OutsidetheBox

rape kits complete with swabs just in case the evening doesn’t go as planned.
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Didnt watch. Yall tell me how they managed to make this part funny?

<–crackers and cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Whewwwwww Sexting
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They (wrappers) should take this to heart
MissHarlem

not enough wake and bake for me to put up with bullchit today. Yeezus
WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl:

HEEYALLL NAWWWW done!!!!
OutsidetheBox

Whewwwwww Sexting
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Safe sexting of course.
Caramel Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Didjew know Americans consume 20 lbs of cheese a year

#+/-5lbs #isawitintheelevator
WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl:

For you bytch 99.95….

That niggah make you mad…take dis to the hospital…rape kit… just take me somewhere paaaleeeaze
OutsidetheBox

Is that… Bambi? *self conciously rubs tongue across teeth*
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Most of these rappers broke mayne!
These hoes goin be like Shawty Lo sisiter wives trying to hawk a show!
The Master Beta :D

OTB have you seen some of Emily B’s shoes for her shoe line I think the boots are cute
FuturedocDonte

Does anyone watch Paternity Court
Caramel Rain

I love cheese. Provolone is my fave, followed by colby
Caramel Rain

FuturedocDonte says:

Does anyone watch Paternity Court
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no. But I did notice that Judge Judy comes on at nite now.. weird.
Caramel Rain

FuturedocDonte says:

Does anyone watch Paternity Court
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no. But I did notice that Judge Judy comes on at nite now.. weird.
FuturedocDonte

“Hoe survival kit 99.95, but for u bytch, $19.95”.
OutsidetheBox

OTB have you seen some of Emily B’s shoes for her shoe line I think the boots are cute
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I liked most of them.
Miany

not enough wake and bake for me to put up with bullchit today. Yeezus
^^^ +1 I ain’t watch it but the premise ain’t worth it imo lemme go find the bud man
hey Miss Harlem
gypsyeyes

oh so Trinidad James is poking holes in condoms now, huh!
OutsidetheBox

Didjew know Americans consume 20 lbs of cheese a year
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http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

The Master Beta says:

OTB have you seen some of Emily B’s shoes for her shoe line I think the boots are cute
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no but ill get right on that. i think her style is cute. hood chic. judge if you must
MissHarlem

MIANY hey girl. My stash game proper I just didnt have time so I only did a clip this morning le weep.
FuturedocDonte

FuturedocDonte says:

Does anyone watch Paternity Court
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no. But I did notice that Judge Judy comes on at nite now.. weird.
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Judy always came on at 6pm in VA
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Harleeeeeemmmmmmm
OutsidetheBox

oh so Trinidad James is poking holes in condoms now, huh!

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Hannnnnn. Females welcomed.
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

FuturedocDonte says:

Does anyone watch Paternity Court
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no but i did see a show about Swingers.

it was interesting. kinda sad, but interesting. i know a girl who goes to swinger parties but being in a swinging marriage seems way too complicated.
MissHarlem

Im currently stalking boots mainly fall boots and ESPECIALLY knee high boots. Who has suggestions?!!
#TeamStoneyJackson

Rumor has it that one of the Ying Yang twins gets his canned goods and non-perishables down at the mission where my Mama volunteers. I wonder if these kits are available online Id luv to be a rap baby Mama. Id kill to be on L&HHATL
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

Caramel Rain says:

I love cheese. Provolone is my fave, followed by colby
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pepper jack and bleu cheese
FuturedocDonte

This paternity court show there is a black man up here saying that this baby is his this baby is white as white as this baby is all the way white
MissHarlem

BRRRROOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN
Ty

Groupies and baby mama hopefuls will be flying in from all around the country to attend the festivities in the hopes of striking it rich and going home pregnant with a dumb rapper’s seed.
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Morning Roses :wave:
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

I wanna know why they going after rapper? I saw a show a while back that said if your album doesn’t reach a certain point, they really don’t have any money. Step yo’ game up hookers.
Smonae

You remember when Shuga foot had him in that bed slapping him around and she had that ranch dressing?
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http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

FuturedocDonte says:

This paternity court show there is a black man up here saying that this baby is his this baby is white as white as this baby is all the way white
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so he bliggidy black and the baby wiggidy white, huh?

it can happen tho
OutsidetheBox

hood chic.
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Do your thang girl. See. Style is so subjective. I call my style hood chiC…saw a (homegrown) hood chicK in the hair store..exchanged pleasantries.

Later BFF tells me hood chicK say she saw me in the hair store “dressed like a straight up white girl”

Bish.
OutsidetheBox

#TeamStoneyJackson
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lordT. if only I could confide why I’m so dead at this name.
MissHarlem

BREN git
OutsidetheBox

so I only did a clip this morning le weep.
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:weeps:
:crying1:
:joyinthePM:
MsB2u

WTH IS GOING ON
Ty

MissHarlem says:

Im currently stalking boots mainly fall boots and ESPECIALLY knee high boots. Who has suggestions?!!
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on OTB to respond

Just bought a navy blue jacket from Wilson’s…that damn 70% off sale
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Ty, OTB, Shuga, Harlem, Donte everyone
Smonae

Did anyone watch Black Inc Monday???
Why Dutchess look like a crackhead
Why Dutches playing a tough role, didnt a mixy or whatever they call dem girls beat the sleeves off her the 1st episode
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Lawd #teamStoneyJackson Hey Bren
OutsidetheBox

it can happen tho
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We got some in our family.

<–us.
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Did anyone watch Black Inc Monday???
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Yep Dutchess is bat shyt crazy
Smonae

#TeamStoneyJackson says:

That damn gravi is priceless
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

jeniefrumdabloc says:

Ty, OTB, Shuga, Harlem, Donte everyone
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hey luv!
OutsidetheBox

on OTB to respond
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I averted my eyes so quick. I havent started boots yet; been avoiding all my sites and everything.

Yall tell me what yall find. *drops another penny in “Fun jar*
Ty

Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:

I wanna know why they going after rapper? I saw a show a while back that said if your album doesn’t reach a certain point, they really don’t have any money. Step yo’ game up hookers.
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Chile some of the platinum selling artist are broke. These heffas see a nice watch and get a dopamine rush
BoringMale

A mess I wish they would find another ratchet city to house this non sense

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Co sign a thousand times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

these wrappers need a keep the coins intact kit.

1. Confidentiality Agreement and Consent Form

2. Dave Chappelle’s Love Contract

3. Photo I.D Card Scanner (to check for authenticity)

4. STD Kit

5. OWN pack of prophylactics

6. Female notary/witness to keep a visual refernece of events (she can join in the act as needed)

7. Mandatory Morning After Pill Contract (must be signed on camera)
Smonae

Ceaser betta run, that hoe aint nothing but trouble, ha eyes be dancing and shyt<—– sho nuff sign of cray cray
MissHarlem

JOYYYYY INNN THHEEE PM

NAE yes we did, she looks like a fake junkie, yes they did and she’s not tough

<— me at the King and Queen of Harlem comment

<— me with tears

<—- me after rewinding to make sure I heard it.

GTFOH you aint even from here have a fckn seat with your dusty dont know how to act bc you gettin some dick. CHILE PLEASE
MissHarlem

*d!ick TUH
The Master Beta :D

Brenden you can’t hide your font no matter how hard you try
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
Smonae

Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:

I wanna know why they going after rapper? I saw a show a while back that said if your album doesn’t reach a certain point, they really don’t have any money. Step yo’ game up hookers
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Tricks betta fly to Vegas and audition for the Money Team
#TeamStoneyJackson

I swear yall make me soooooooooo sick I dont know what to do to fool yall
MissHarlem

JENIE

I found some cute boots in Bloomingdales and Macys last night. Also saw some cute Vince Camuto fall dresses and yes even leather dresses. BUT Im still looking. I guess I will start the search. HEAVY SIGH
gypsyeyes

Did you have secks with Stoney Jackson’s gerry curl? @bizzle
Caramel Rain

4. STD Kit
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Is there really such a thing?
Ty

A mess I wish they would find another ratchet city to house this non sense
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Hell our traffic is already a mess I wonder if the mayor is giving them a discount or something

@ Jenie hey hun
OutsidetheBox

Jenay :wave:
Smonae
MissHarlem

BREN you cant contain being you. Give up boo we love you just the way you are
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

what thee entire fawks
Caramel Rain

I just drank a coke and a kang sized snicker. Im never gone loose this 1′ belly roll
Gigi26

I can’t…Rappers are the bottom of the feeding chain son. it goes a lil somethin like this in order

NBA Players
NFL Players
Drug kinpins (the local hustler)
Cops
Sanitation workers
RAPPERS
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Kenya
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

<— me at the King and Queen of Harlem comment
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no they didnt!

Later BFF tells me hood chicK say she saw me in the hair store “dressed like a straight up white girl”
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ooh no she didnt! :blinked:
gypsyeyes

My son is getting his mama and sisters together for the fall/winter season.I got those sweaters I wanted from H&M and we all got Tims. Yeah buddy in my Pop’s voice.
Gigi26

Dutchess look like she smells of rotten cold cuts that filthy mouth of hers chile…

and when she put the bra n pannie set on… I weeped for her 10 year old breasts. Negative A-cups
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

The trash folks in the A don’t make shyt down here like they do up there in New Yawkkk!!
VDot

:giggles: No way. :hairtoss: We did text into the night. *deep sigh*

**********,*****

*looks at phone*
OutsidetheBox

Tricks betta fly to Vegas and audition for the Money Team
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Nawl. Them heaux need to stay right in the durty. Nerp.
Ty

NBA Players
NFL Players
Drug kinpins (the local hustler)
Cops
Sanitation workers
RAPPERS
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Gigi

@ Bren u cant fool us, I can spot that back hair anywhere *looks at gravi*
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Talking ’bout you
Yo, I took you out
But sex was on my mind for the whole damn route
My mind was in a frenzy and a horny state
But I couldn’t drop dimes cause you couldn’t relate
gypsyeyes

STD kit contains:

All the ointments
Condoms
more condoms
spermicides
dental dams
plastic wrap
and just in case there are holes punched in the condoms; a rabbit to piss on!
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

@Ty, put Baseball players at the top of that list.
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

Gigi26 says:

I can’t…Rappers are the bottom of the feeding chain son. it goes a lil somethin like this in order

NBA Players
NFL Players
Drug kinpins (the local hustler)
Cops
Sanitation workers
RAPPERS
___________________

them nypd officers still qualify for foodstamps. you aint see the article?
Caramel Rain

Gigi26 says:

I can’t…Rappers are the bottom of the feeding chain son. it goes a lil somethin like this in order

**MLB players
NBA Players
NFL Players
**Medical professionals with M.D. behind their name
Drug kinpins (the local hustler)
Cops
Sanitation workers
RAPPERS
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Fixed that for ya
Diva

Stoney Jackson used to be my boyfriend in my head! I loved me some him…had the Right On posters all over my room! That was in nineteen hundred and well you get the point.
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Dutchess look like she smells of rotten cold cuts
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My Gawd Gigi!!!! I am over here dying!!!!
OutsidetheBox

Did you have secks with Stoney Jackson’s gerry curl?
__________________
The Master Beta :D

GIgi
VDot

Plan B is OTC. Instead of sprinkling molly in dranks, they need to sprankle that Plan B in the morning after OJ.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

That headline picture though up top
Smonae

MissHarlem says:

<— me at the King and Queen of Harlem comment

Now thattt, i was like these mofo's on them bath salts
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

Gigi26 says:

Dutchess look like she smells of rotten cold cuts that filthy mouth of hers chile…

and when she put the bra n pannie set on… I weeped for her 10 year old breasts. Negative A-cups
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dont tell me she pulled a Royce Reed. dammit Gina
Gigi26

Ahhh Jenie the hell you talkin bout son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

Caramel Rain says:

4. STD Kit
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Is there really such a thing?
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its an at home test kit, but for the wrapper with an abundance of coins. They can rent the next room out for a mobile quest diagnostics lab.
OutsidetheBox

ooh no she didnt! :blinked:
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I was like bish just cause I dont have a hunnid and sixty four ounces of weed (not weave..too classy) in my head.

Fuggin common whore.
MissHarlem

SHUGA they did. That was one of the reason for the king and queen chess piece tatt bc people say “yall the king and queen of Harlem” what crack she on

GYPSY actually I saw 2 sweaters I wanted from H&M. Its a crop vest type thing. Thanks for reminding me. Im gonna go grab that at lunch

GIGI them tits was sad wasnt they
OutsidetheBox

*looks at phone*
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BOL!!!!
Gigi26

them nypd officers still qualify for foodstamps. you aint see the article?
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Shiiid lemme get me a bus driver then…at least lemme get a metrocard out the deal

@Caramel: Chile that list is for the niggas that make it out the trap and Job Corp, not no straight n narrow dudes
Smonae

Gigi26 says:

and when she put the bra n pannie set on… I weeped for her 10 year old breasts. Negative A-cups
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OutsidetheBox

H&M
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And the Isabale Marant stuff. About to get all my coins. Imma have to stay home from work to shop properly.

I LOVE H&M. So mannie, mannie nice things for good prices.
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

jeniefrumdabloc says:

The trash folks in the A don’t make shyt down here like they do up there in New Yawkkk!!
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work early, get off early and make like 75k easy too.

used to date this garbage man for a hot minute. i stopped speaking to him bc his daughter had the same name as me & i thought sex would be awkward.
gypsyeyes

So rabbits don’t come in the kits?
MissHarlem

NAE bath salts!! Thats it!!! EUREKA

DIVA Right On! was the mag. Only 3 mo months till DALLLLLAAAAASSSSS :2dance:
Gigi26

Harlem: She ain’t even have tits…them joints were just nipples…or the imprint of a chest
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

Gigi said the job corp.

wtf be wrong with her? just type any ol thing
Gigi26

used to date this garbage man for a hot minute. i stopped speaking to him bc his daughter had the same name as me & i thought sex would be awkward.
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Man I had this Italian MTA worker sweating me…used to wait right by the bus depot…shiiid I should’ve let him get a taste..coulda had me some unlimited joints to sell on the side
MissHarlem

GIGI how bout that yellow getup she modeled in made me notice said “nips” Bless her lordt
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

gypsyeyes says:

So rabbits don’t come in the kits?
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i aint about this life….or life in general cuz im gone!
OutsidetheBox

Can we talk about STD kits? Have you guys done an Oraquick??

Well not really a a STD kit. THEE STD (Oraquick) kit. My homeboy was telling me his lady brought two. He has been asking to go without rubbers. Theyve been together about two yrs? No kids.

So they get the tests and take them or whatever. He was like I know Im clean its just a nervous process to go thru.

SO they waiting the twenty minutes and he fukks around and knocks his off the table it was on. (You leave a vial upright with liquid while the test processes)

Why she was like Put her clothes on and went home. BOL!!!!
OutsidetheBox

its an at home test kit, but for the wrapper with an abundance of coins. They can rent the next room out for a mobile quest diagnostics lab.
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Quest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

gypsyeyes says:

So rabbits don’t come in the kits?
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those too!
OutsidetheBox

Im gonna go grab that at lunch

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:eyeroll: Thinks about the nearest H&M to me. :eyeroll: #jelly
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

i spit out my broccoli and stuffin fuggin witchu OTB and tht dam Oraquick story!

heavens to murgatroid, yo!!!
OutsidetheBox

i stopped speaking to him bc his daughter had the same name as me & i thought sex would be awkward.
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LMAOOOOO. Is that how you “dump” ppl. Just be like Take Care. Without actually using the words? Me too.
OutsidetheBox

wtf be wrong with her? just type any ol thing
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I read her font with great caution. LOL
Diva

MissHarlem says:

NAE bath salts!! Thats it!!! EUREKA

DIVA Right On! was the mag. Only 3 mo months till DALLLLLAAAAASSSSS :2dance:
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Yes it was! Chile I am ready for those Ewings!!!!!! Can’t wait
OutsidetheBox

heavens to murgatroid, yo!!!

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He only told me cause he was mad!! He me like, “yo whas so and so numma?”

Why? <–me..

And thats when he told me he aint got time for her chit and blah blah blah. I was like bruh dont you think thats why she want you to take the test in the first place?

:silence: <–him..then "mayne fukk all that"
WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl:
MissHarlem

OTB aint nada wrong with that. I want to know bc my ass likes to go there with not much boundaries so Im gonna need for you to take this Oraquick. Im thinking bout getting one bc my gyn is tired of seein me. I dont care what he thinks bc he is right down the block and it gets me away from work. So what I aint active
OutsidetheBox

Looking at these Tumblr photos. Me and Bey lasted the same amount of time with short hair.
Ty

is going on in NY. I read this article a few months ago janitor salaries
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When the New York Post recently reported with some disgust that the highest paid janitors in New York City each make more than $140,000, it caught my attention. Typical Post-y puns decried how custodians were “mopping up” and “cleaning us out.” And Harold Levy, a former schools chancellor, was quoted as saying, “The idea that custodians make more than teachers is outrageous.” Yoav Gonen, the reporter who wrote the piece, added not-so-subtle condescension for the profession by putting the official term for the job—custodial engineer—in quotation marks. The story also noted how one top-earning public school’s custodian abused taxpayer dollars by having his subordinates paint his house on the job—if true, an appalling fact that should cost him his job. But most of the writer’s rage was directed at the fact that a few janitors were making a decent living at all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

OutsidetheBox says:

Quest
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Caramel Rain

@Caramel: Chile that list is for the niggas that make it out the trap and Job Corp, not no straight n narrow dudes
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my bad, G
http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

Ty:

we have hella parades and other events here that allow for sanitation workers to get an insane amount of overtime. most parades are on the weekends or holidays—thats double time right there.

teachers dont have that luxury, plus they get the whole summer off so all they get is whatever their regular salary is.