Beyonce covers Shape Magazine

The Beyonce and Jay Z dead bodyguard story just keeps getting weirder. Earlier I told you that the Hollywood Power couple fired their deceased bodyguard, Norman Oosterbroek, after a major publication approached them with evidence that he hired a prostitute while on duty.

Gawker.com quotes a source who says the major publication was Shape magazine (which is owned by the conglomerate that publishes The National Enquirer).

According to the NY Daily News, the major publication provided Beyonce and Jay Z with photographic and video evidence of Oosterbroek using the passports of Jay Z, Beyonce and their daughter Blue Ivy in some sort of freaky sex act.

Beyonce immediately offered the mag a cover shoot in return for the magazine burying the story. They obviously thought this news would never see the light of day. Which begs the question: what other stories has Beyonce and Jay Z made deals with media outlets to bury?

From Gawker.com:

The Daily News write-up is scant on details with regard to the act itself, except to note that a source described Oosterbroek's performance entailed "some pretty freaky things."

As many astute commenters have pointed out, entertainment blog Crazy Days and Nights published a version of this story as a blind item earlier this year, and later identified American Media, Inc. (publisher of Shape Magazine...and the National Enquirer) as the company that buried the bodyguard story. Beyoncé appeared on the April cover of Shape.

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  • Have You Ever Seen Beyonce This Happy With a Man?
  • Video: Beyonce snatched off the stage in Brazil
  • Body Language #101: Can Jay Z and Beyonce’s Marriage Be Saved?
    • Miapluck

      Well, well, well...these people...

    • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

      :facepalm:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :facepalm:

      Im surprised at You Sandrita

      :kona:

    • The Master Beta :D

      Didn't Ty say this earlier :huh:

    • Jdore

      Which begs the question: what other stories has Beyonce and Jay Z made deals with media outlets to bury?
      ~~~~~~~~~
      Her hoe stories so they can say that Bey was a virgin until her 20s :tea:

    • deedeegirl

      Sandra, Beyonce would shoot a cover for two tic tacs.

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      So if we read between the lines, The National Enquirer obtained this damning information on Beyonce's bodyguard. The corporation that owns the Enquirer, Radar Online, Shape Magazine, and other publications, made a deal with Beyonce and Jay Z to keep the damning info out of the Enquirer. In return, Beyonce posed for a cover for Shape magazine in order to boost the magazine's readership. My question is, what else did the National Enquirer bury? And why is the story coming out now? :coffee:

    • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

      According to the NY Daily News, the major publication provided Beyonce and Jay Z with photographic and video evidence of Oosterbroek using the passports of Jay Z, Beyonce and their daughter Blue Ivy in some sort of freaky sex act.
      _________

      :rofl:
      Im sorry, but I find this chit so ridiculous its funny!

    • VDot

      I like her sports attire :yes:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      The Master Beta says:

      Didn’t Ty say this earlier
      _______________

      Ty probably read the entire article on the NY Daily News website. :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      My question is, what else did the National Enquirer bury? And why is the story coming out now?

      ***********************

      Sounds like maybe somebody reneged on an agreement.

      "And they would have got away with it too, if it hadn't have been for those meddling kids!"

    • Anna

      Jdore says:

      Which begs the question: what other stories has Beyonce and Jay Z made deals with media outlets to bury?
      ~~~~~~~~~
      Her hoe stories so they can say that Bey was a virgin until her 20s
      ~~~~~~~~~
      Some guy who dated her for 9 yrs. was on Ent. Tonight. I don't know what he said, but why come out now?

    • libra80sbaby

      Bey looks good here tho! :thumbsup:

    • VDot

      Oosterbroek using the passports of Jay Z, Beyonce and their daughter Blue Ivy in some sort of freaky sex act.

      ********

      :lol: let me find out he was Ken and Barbie-ing their passports. :rofl:

    • Gigi26

      Ummmm its called Image control. Anyone would do anything to protect their image :shrugs:

      Sprite folk been doing it for the longest, until lil Miss Molly or Kelly ends up Odee-ing on a 8 ball :tea:

    • Brownskin Cutie

      I like that swimsuit.

    • lola

      Antoine "hide ya husbands" has a baby on the way

    • OutsidetheBox

      “And they would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t have been for those meddling kids!”

      __________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      According to sources, the bodyguard pleasured himself using Jay Z, Beyonce and Blue Ivy's passports. He reportedly left biological material on the passports. :hurl:

    • libra80sbaby

      To be honest, if this man was jackin off to my child pictures and chit...I'aint sayin they shoulda killed him......but I understand. :tea:

    • Brownskin Cutie

      And she's a nice size on this cover on one cover she did once before it looked as if she lost too much weight.

    • OutsidetheBox

      200 cals? :| Shoot thats a lot!

    • luVn_liFe…

      Sandra Rose says:

      The Master Beta says:

      Didn’t Ty say this earlier
      _______________

      Ty probably read the entire article on the NY Daily News website
      ~
      ~
      I actually read these a few weeks Ago on . . crazy days and nites or BG somewhere.
      Its about a month OlD. #helpful

    • OutsidetheBox

      *0 :cuss:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      ILLUMINATI :warning: :woohoo:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Anna says:

      Some guy who dated her for 9 yrs. was on Ent. Tonight. I don’t know what he said, but why come out now?
      _________________

      Any Beyonce fan knows that guy comes out every 5 years with Beyonce stories.

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      from downstairs:

      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      OutsidetheBox says:
      I have an indigo. Ppl say at least.
      :) Do you believe in reincarnation?
      _______________________
      I can’t go all the way with reincarnation which is why I struggle with Indigo. I can’t reconcile reincarnation with God 100%…. But at the same time I do think that the physical body is what dies but not the spirit or the soul. That resides in paradise in the Upper Room. Unless you :evil: then you just die or come back as a roach. I wonder if that’s what happened to FLAV

    • OutsidetheBox

      Hannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :rofl: They be trying it.

    • libra80sbaby

      Sandra Rose says:

      According to sources, the bodyguard pleasured himself using Jay Z, Beyonce and Blue Ivy’s passports. He reportedly left biological material on the passports.
      --------------------------
      This nassy mufuggah...Hell naw you can't protect me and mine no more and u done nutted on my damn passport!! FOH

    • Honycoatd

      I remember reading this blind.

      Maybe she did not hold up all her end of the bargain @ Sandra Mae.

    • luVn_liFe…

      According to sources, the bodyguard pleasured himself using Jay Z, Beyonce and Blue Ivy’s passports
      ~
      ~
      :think:

      how disturbing, i mean a passport pic thats what 3x3?? OH

    • The Master Beta :D

      Odee-ing on a 8 ball
      ___________________________

      Why did this make me laugh :lol:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      “And they would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t have been for those meddling kids!”
      ________________________
      Scooby Dooby Doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • capricorn83

      I'm more interested in that "7 day slim down" plan...can you paste the article, Sandy?? :tea:

    • Brownskin Cutie

      Any Beyonce fan knows that guy comes out every 5 years with Beyonce stories.

      _______________________

      He's annoying and has stalker tendacies.

    • luVn_liFe…

      How to torch 2000 cals. . In a weeks time?
      Not that its impossible :think:

    • Who Dat

      <<< Indigo. I was born in the caul. I am clairvoyant. *lights black candle*

      From downstairs.

      Not sure what in the fugg going on with Jay and nem

    • OutsidetheBox

      MrsT :chase: :rofl: Do you wanna chat or not. Lawd :rofl:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Sandra Rose says:

      Anna says:

      Some guy who dated her for 9 yrs. was on Ent. Tonight. I don’t know what he said, but why come out now?
      ________________

      Any Beyonce fan knows that guy comes out every 5 years with Beyonce stories.
      ****************************
      so you are a fan. since you know :tea:
      :rofl: I know about this and I am neither fan nor critic. I am an appreciator of all things GOODT

    • luVn_liFe…

      Scratch #36 it says 7 day slim down :kona:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Odee-ing on a 8 ball
      ___________________________

      Why did this make me laugh
      ________________

      Chit was funny. :lol:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      luVn_liFe... says:
      How to torch 2000 cals. . In a weeks time?
      Not that its impossible
      ___________________________
      :applause: <<< rubbing hands together like dope fiend. Somebody learn me how to do this. I got a trip coming up
      shout out to caramel with learn :grin:

    • The Pearl!

      Sandra Rose says:

      And why is the story coming out now?

      *******
      :hi: Aunty. I think that since the bodyguard is dead now, it's a much bigger story so they figure they can let the cat out of the bag(?) :shrug:

    • Ty

      U welcome Auntie LOL

    • Gigi26

      And think about how many stories roach face (Brandy) momma had to buy off to have that girl look all pure n chit?

      Until it came out that she had an eating disorder and lied about her marriage to her baby daddy :tea:

      Yeah, good ole cash equals Good Girl Image.

    • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

      :rofl:
      at ol bly comin out with more stories every few years.

      Man, this big ol yt dude was jackin off to a BABY pic tho!

      I could see jackin off to Beyonce, I mean, chit u human, but a BABY?? :wtf:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      OTB :oops: I am sawrry
      What you wanna talk about? *hand under chin big doe eyes* :eek:

    • Ty

      The Master Beta :D says:

      Didn’t Ty say this earlier
      ____________
      Hmph.......

    • Who Dat

      This got to do with the Kulum-a-knotty maybe <<< Tweeting with Gucci

    • Smonae

      Sandra Rose says:

      Any Beyonce fan knows that guy comes out every 5 years with Beyonce stories
      --------------------
      He want his women back or her thirsty :shrugs:
      but I'm guessing he trying to get extra cash so he releasing old azz homecoming/prom pics

    • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

      How would this hurt their image tho if this had come out?
      :think:

      Might be more to this story...

    • Ty

      Sandra Rose says:

      The Master Beta says:

      Didn’t Ty say this earlier
      _______________

      Ty probably read the entire article on the NY Daily News website
      _____________
      I posted/sent this to u downstairs :rolleyes: Maybe I should've let the hairline post it :rofl:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Honycoatd says:

      I remember reading this blind.
      ________________

      And you didn't bother emailing such a juicy Blind Item to me? :waiting:

    • goat76

      Who Dat says:

      This got to do with the Kulum-a-knotty maybe <<< Tweeting with Gucci
      -----------------
      I catch my self laughing at this cause I can hear the voices in my head...lol

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Ty says:

      Maybe I should’ve let the hairline post it
      _________________

      Don't be jealous of Man. I Love all of you equally. :yes:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      :ghost:

      @Who Dat: you gotta add punctuation to Gucci tweets:
      I thunk (heavy breathing) space space space Jay Q luk lik backsplash backsplash backsplash upside down period a desert horse. I four git what them aminals iz called. I think gey monkeys

    • Ty

      Blind Item Reveal Followup

      Back in February, I posted the following blind item:

      Remember how back in the day Tiger Woods traded cover stories so that his infidelities could be hidden? Well, an A++ list celebrity has reached a similar deal and is appearing on a cover that she would have laughed at a year ago until she passed out from laughing so hard. The thing is, the parent company of the magazine was offered some information about the celebrity. Disturbing information. About a long time employee. About the employee being caught pleasuring himself to photos of our celebrity and her infant daughter. Yeah, it is pretty sick. There is video of the incident that was taken by a woman he paid to have sex with. They are both drunk in the video but he talks about how he works for the celebrity and was her very first employee and has been with her forever and the hooker went to sell the story and the publishing company loved it. Was going to buy it and reached out to the people of the celebrity and they traded. Cover stories for a block on the publication of the photos and video. The celebrity also got together with her A++ list husband and they paid the hooker a great deal of money to go away. So, in the next couple of months when you see a cover and go wtf, now you know why.

      In July, I posted the following reveal:

      Beyonce & Jay-Z (shortly after this blind, Beyonce showed up on the cover of Shape)

      Now it can be told that the employee in the blind was the bodyguard killed by police in Miami.
      ____________
      Sandra,

      I emailed this to you months ago :rolleyes:

    • S. Epatha Twerkerson

      Beyonce Shot Magazine Cover in Return for Burying ‘Freaky’ Bodyguard Story

      Wow. Talk about star power. A magazine will :tape: if you appear on the cover. Bow down bishes :kneel: I love her pelvic area. Its so sexy. I do thousands of crunches daily and still cant get rid of my post pregnancy pouch :think: It really shows when I wear my skinny capris. Looks like Im wearing a diaper. Folks think Im incontinent.fml.

    • luVn_liFe…

      goat76 says:
      I catch my self laughing at this cause I can hear the voices in my head…lol

      ~
      ~
      :huh: that cant Be Healthy

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Sandra Rose says:

      According to sources, the bodyguard pleasured himself using Jay Z, Beyonce and Blue Ivy’s passports. He reportedly left biological material on the passports.

      **********************

      See now...he took it too dayum far when he left his bath salts on their passports. Freaky bastid.

      I would have fired him too. And I would NOT have been shy about it either. Just offensive. :rolleyes:

    • Anna

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Odee-ing on a 8 ball
      ___________________________

      Why did this make me laugh
      ________________

      Chit was funny.

      ~~~~~~~
      I read it in a "yodling" voice. I don't know why.

    • Gigi26

      @MAN: it wouldn't have hurt Beyonce or Jay so much, but the fact that a member of their staff doing that sick shyt or soliticing prostitute's while on their dime, anyone can spin that. No one wants to say they had a problem like that on the payroll.

    • luVn_liFe…

      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says: How to torch 2000 cals. . In a weeks time?
      Not that its impossible
      ___________________________
      <<< rubbing hands together like dope fiend. Somebody learn me how to do this. I got a trip coming up
      shout out to caramel with learn
      ~
      ~
      Seal UR Pie hole shut and sip threw ur Nostril :yes:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      @ Smonae: I remember him releasing pics of her years ago when I was a member of Lipstick Alley. He just needs his ego stroked every now and then. I don't stroke egos. :coffee:

    • S. Epatha Twerkerson

      I read somewhere that Rihanna covers barely sell :tea: I guess being raunchy and trashy only works for Sprites :tea:

    • Ty

      BrenBren wth is that in your gravi :huh:

      :rofl:

    • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

      :shrugs: You look good Bey :thumbsup:

    • luVn_liFe…

      you gotta add punctuation to Gucci tweets:
      I thunk (heavy breathing) space space space Jay Q luk lik backsplash backsplash backsplash upside down period a desert horse. I four git what them aminals iz called. I think gey monkeys
      ~
      ~
      :casket:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Ty says: BrenBren wth is that in your gravi
      ~
      ~
      TUNtA

    • Brownskin Cutie

      Looks like Im wearing a diaper. Folks think Im incontinent.fml.
      _________________________

      That means it's more of you to love. Hey boo :muah:

    • OutsidetheBox

      If I cant post my ass to Crigslist during company time he sure as hell cant jack off TO A BABY"s PICTURE. NO. :huh:

    • Who Dat

      I don’t think they passports was the target. He had them passports someplace…his time came (no pun intended) and he just got bad aim.

    • Ty

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Ty says: BrenBren wth is that in your gravi
      ~
      ~
      TUNtA
      ____________
      *looks closer with my Bob Whitfield view* :huh:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Rihanna covers barely sell
      ________________

      Fan base. :tea: The Navy go hard dont they. Except when it comes to reading. :tea:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Sandra you love me? Little ole me? I :heart: you too
      *ugly cry... turns my face before they see me* :crying1:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Sandra Rose says:

      So if we read between the lines, The National Enquirer obtained this damning information on Beyonce’s bodyguard. The corporation that owns the Enquirer, Radar Online, Shape Magazine, and other publications, made a deal with Beyonce and Jay Z to keep the damning info out of the Enquirer. In return, Beyonce posed for a cover for Shape magazine in order to boost the magazine’s readership. My question is, what else did the National Enquirer bury? And why is the story coming out now?
      ****************************

      The story may have gotten out, but the lewd pics and video have not so mission accomplished. The story would have been bad for the body guard, but not really for B and Jay.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      *looks closer with my Bob Whitfield view*

      *************************

      :ghost:

      Ty, YO azz!! :rofl:

      Ol' Wown-key Eyed Bob.

    • Honycoatd

      Gucci Mane was here tweeting?

    • OutsidetheBox

      Tweeting with GuWWWWoooppppp :ghost:

    • felinelurker

      Unless you then you just die or come back as a roach.
      ________________
      da heyul...

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Sandra Rose says:
      Any Beyonce fan knows that guy comes out every 5 years with Beyonce stories.
      ****************************

      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      so you are a fan. since you know :tea:
      ________________

      I was typing quickly. You know what I meant :coffee:

    • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

      :huh: :lol:

    • capricorn83

      Sandra Rose says:

      I don’t stroke egos.
      --------------------------------

      cough*TinyTIMonicaotherFOTB*cough
      :tea:

    • goat76

      luVn_liFe... says:

      goat76 says:
      I catch my self laughing at this cause I can hear the voices in my head…lol
      ~
      ~
      :huh: that cant Be Health
      ---------------------
      You would think it wasn't healthy, but I actually think it could be a cure for depression.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      rubbing hands together like dope fiend. Somebody learn me how to do this. I got a trip coming up
      shout out to caramel with learn
      __________

      So naturally I bought this mag (hate shape normally) :tea: She went vegan for a long while. Try it. :lol:

    • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

      luVn_liFe... says:

      How to torch 2000 cals. . In a weeks time?
      Not that its impossible
      ___________________________

      if you can stand 105 degree heat, bikram yoga burns around 1000 calories per class.

      first thing i do when i get home is hop my ass on the scale. it works but its intense!! they recommend you to start hydrating yourself 2 days in advance.

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Honycoatd says:
      Gucci Mane was here tweeting?
      _____________________
      And so it begins. I have now been inside the gates whilst it occurred.
      Come hug my neck :hugs:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fan base. :tea: The Navy go hard dont they. Except when it comes to reading. :tea:
      _______________

      Or buying records. :coffee:

    • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

      I don’t think they passports was the target. He had them passports someplace…his time came (no pun intended) and he just got bad aim.

      ==============
      :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I wonder if I can laugh. Or will I be "mean". :eek:

      *laughs to myself*

    • S. Epatha Twerkerson

      *looks closer with my Bob Whitfield view*

      You could get all up on the screen with yo head tilted to one side like you cokk eyed and trynna get that good tunnel vision view and still wouldnt recognize it. Its spoiled tuna. Yeen wouldnt know about that. Fayla eats it like it aint nuthin. That kuntry ish. She drinks water straight from a well. No filter no chaser. She got that natural immunity. Cast iron stomach :biggrin:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Shuga Honey :heart:

      Tell me more about the Roasted Garlic Turkey Yoga class. :yes:

    • Honycoatd

      Someone wants to go vegan?

      <<< lost a bit.

      Too much going on... I didn't go to school in Florida #nochildleftbehind.

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      So naturally I bought this mag (hate shape normally) :tea: She went vegan for a long while. Try it.
      __________________________
      I love meat too much. Glances at my husband's pic in my phone :love:
      *giggles into hand like Lucy Lui*

    • OutsidetheBox

      You would think it wasn’t healthy, but I actually think it could be a cure for depression.
      _________

      I talk to myself all the time. In my car especially. Ooh chile dont let me do something "dumb" :no: :smack:

    • goat76

      Honycoatd says:

      Gucci Mane was here tweeting?
      ----------------------
      Where were you on Friday when I dropped that Gem known as, "Tweetin with Gucci Mane!"?

    • OutsidetheBox

      And so it begins.
      __________________

      :rofl: :rofl: careful..

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      OutsidetheBox says:
      I wonder if I can laugh. Or will I be “mean”. :eek:

      *laughs to myself*
      ____________________________
      So I jumped in too soon is what you saying? :lol: :smack:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      @ Ty, what's you email addy? I get hundreds of emails a day. A lot of my emails are trapped in the Junk mail box and I never see them.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Or buying records.
      ___________________

      Haaannnn. :tea:

    • The Master Beta :D

      I pissed my pants :hahaha: Hony you are too funny

    • Ty

      @ BrenBren :dead:

      @ Taken :chase:

      :rofl:

    • S. Epatha Twerkerson

      Fan base. :tea: The Navy go hard dont they. Except when it comes to reading. :tea:

      Zackly. They Ethugs just like their Queen :tea: All talk and no show cept for the .99cent singles :tea: She dont appeal to folks like you and I who could actually afford to LEGALLY support an album. Well, folks like you :tea: Lessen I hit this powerball tonight. Pray for me girl :pray:

    • OutsidetheBox

      So I jumped in too soon is what you saying?
      ____________

      Bwahahahahahahahaha :rofl: :rofl: You might need to insititue a refresh x2 rule in the future. See #98.

    • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

      I didn't go to school in Florida #nochildleftbehind
      --------
      :lol:

    • Honycoatd

      I was not here on Friday.

    • Brownskin Cutie

      @Twerkson, you ignoring me nah? I aint mad though, nope.

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      No, Hony refer to Goat's comment. if Gucci was in here tweeting baybee :ghost: I think all of us might have lost our jobs

    • The Master Beta :D

      She drinks water straight from a well.
      _____________________________

      :lol:

    • Smonae

      Sandra Rose says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fan base. The Navy go hard dont they. Except when it comes to reading.
      _______________

      Or buying records

      :rofl:

    • Honycoatd

      Brennanna.... TY

      gosh all the oldies but goodies... Hi dolls.

    • Honycoatd

      Cutie Smonae... How are you and babygirl?

    • OutsidetheBox

      #nochildleftbehind.
      ___________

      :rofl: :rofl: I told MissusT to try vegan to lose a bit of fluff..thats what Bey did after birth. She dont wanna try it cause she likes to eat beefcake too muRch. :hahaha:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      You might need to insititue a refresh x2 rule in the future. See #98.
      ___________________________
      *eat arse face*
      Point taken :waiting: :lol:

    • S. Epatha Twerkerson

      I get hundreds of emails a day.

      #Flossin

      So do I :tea: But Ill be damned if that prince of Zamunda gets me to wire him the taxes on his inheritance :nono: I dont care how many times he hit me up :tea:

    • goat76

      OutsidetheBox says:

      You would think it wasn’t healthy, but I actually think it could be a cure for depression.
      _________
      I talk to myself all the time. In my car especially. Ooh chile dont let me do something “dumb” :no: :smack:
      ----------------------------
      I just give myself a quick "WTF were you thinking" then keep it pushing.

    • Honycoatd

      Brownskin Cutie... Hi sweetie. Are you BottomUp?

    • S. Epatha Twerkerson

      Honnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny :hugs:

    • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

      So do I But Ill be damned if that prince of Zamunda gets me to wire him the taxes on his inheritance I dont care how many times he hit me up

      ---------
      :rofl: :wail:

    • goat76

      Honycoatd says:

      I was not here on Friday.
      ---------------------------
      Oh, go to youtube and search for "Tweeting with Gucci Mane"

      You're Welcome!!

    • OutsidetheBox

      She got that natural immunity.
      _______________

      :crying1: :crying1: I tell my kids this.

      This what Phro mama did to him and his gluten allergy. :crying1:

    • Brownskin Cutie

      @Hony, hello. I'm not Bottomup even though that's the way I like it with my face in the pillow :hahaha:

    • Smonae

      Honycoatd says:

      Cutie Smonae… How are you and babygirl?

      ----------------------

      :hugs: Hony we are good, just dealing with a lot of attitude, these little girl really come out the womb sassy (prays for Bomb)

      How are u purty lady?

    • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

      KayCeiSoul says:

      Tell me more about the Roasted Garlic Turkey Yoga class.
      ______________________

      if you go twice in a week you will lose 2-3lbs. this i can guarantee, but like i said, its intense.

      i lived in miami for a while so the heat didnt do me none but its the reason why most ppl wont even try it. its normally 90 minutes long, 26 poses. some places have express classes of 60 minutes.

      more than making you strong i would say bikram shows you just how strong you already are. bikram is about focusing on YOU. no matter who's in the class you spend the time looking at your own form in the mirror.

      its good for digestion, circulation, clearing up your skin, etc

      a lot of dancers or ppl who prefer a lean vs muscular look prefer bikram. you burn the same amount of cals as if you lifted weights.

      what all you wanna know?

    • S. Epatha Twerkerson

      Brownskin Cutie says:

      @Twerkson, you ignoring me nah? I aint mad though, nope.

      Never that Soror, come gimme sum Shuga :kiss: Ummmmmm your kisses taste like Basil :love: Remember that dude Basil? His balls stanked, but boy could he put it down :sheep:

    • OutsidetheBox

      All talk and no show cept for the .99cent singles She dont appeal to folks like you and I who could actually afford to LEGALLY support an album. Well, folks like you Lessen I hit this powerball tonight. Pray for me girl
      __________________

      I was once a girl child too. :tea: She'll be alright. First comes realizing that you aint the orignator of (percieved) bad behavior. Nawl. :tea: Peepa been doing that.

      You share your nummas? :eek: I got some too. Dont be like that. Whats 400milli between e-rounds :eek:

    • Honycoatd

      Oh I get it now OTBness.

      Why not detox. Cut Sugar/ Carbs/ Red Meat. Do not intake any oils.

      Only 4 oz meat/ Chicken or Fish (eat the non oily fish).

      Eat Only Kale/ Spinach/ Cabbage. They burn the most fat and cleanses you out.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I just give myself a quick “WTF were you thinking” then keep it pushing.
      _________

      Oh no. Im verbose even in my head. Maybe even moreso. :no:

    • Honycoatd

      Oh and no diary products.

    • Ty

      Sandra Rose says:

      @ Ty, what’s you email addy? I get hundreds of emails a day. A lot of my emails are trapped in the Junk mail box and I never see them
      __________________
      No u just overlook them because u fancy and I send them from my free email addy :yahoo: but they are listed under Ty :yes:

      Cant post it here anymore, folks started emailing me about how to get in/on the blog :nono:

      :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      OutsidetheBox says:

      You would think it wasn’t healthy, but I actually think it could be a cure for depression.
      _________

      I talk to myself all the time. In my car especially. Ooh chile dont let me do something “dumb”
      ~
      ~
      LOL i was just JOSHinG!! bussing GOATS nitZ :D I talk to myself ALL THE TIMe,I mean I have to, to Keep myself sane.
      I said to my sis earlier i need a Vacay wer the Buffalo's roam and the clouds are transportaation :lol:

    • Honycoatd

      KAyceiandOhno.... How are you and the baby and the young man?

      Smonae... I have 3 girls to deal with and they give me the most talking.

    • Brownskin Cutie

      Remember that dude Basil?
      _______________________

      The funk rising up just made his performance better. :yes:

    • VDot

      And so it begins

      __________________________________

      I can't stand MisT. To the :kona:

      :lol:

    • Ty

      goat76 says:

      Honycoatd says:

      I was not here on Friday.
      —————————
      Oh, go to youtube and search for “Tweeting with Gucci Mane”

      You’re Welcome!!
      ____________
      Is he still in the mental hospital :waiting: Heard he was bipolar and HIV positive :popcorn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Eat Only Kale/ Spinach/ Cabbage. They burn the most fat and cleanses you out.

      *********************************

      What about collards? :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      MISSNEWYAWK :huh: <--- checking your pulse.

      Brang yo ass out and play. :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      HoneyC, you got to come by more often. You can't just go missing like that. Sistah can't fly with one wing. :no:

      The baby is awesome! Thank you for asking :kiss:

    • Honycoatd

      Many people would benefit from detoxing and resetting their bodies. It can cure alot. Many people tend to give up when they see their bodies breaking out or pain and aches when they are detoxing but that is when you know it is working. Parasites get pushed out in your toilet waste and through your skin.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Honycoatd says:

      Many people would benefit from detoxing and resetting their bodies. It can cure alot. Many people tend to give up when they see their bodies breaking out or pain and aches when they are detoxing but that is when you know it is working. Parasites get pushed out in your toilet waste and through your skin.

      *******************************

      You ain't telling nothing BUT the truth.
      I've done the Master Cleanse quite a few times in the past.
      Bayybeee....the thangs that got turnt aloose during THAT cleanse!?!

      :ashamed:

    • OutsidetheBox

      a lot of dancers or ppl who prefer a lean vs muscular look prefer bikram. you burn the same amount of cals as if you lifted weights.
      _______________

      :nun: <--pretending i got a dancers (mainly, the post subject's) body.

      She got me into pilates. Hot yoga is so popular here. I do not wanna work out with the yoga girls tho. :gossip: :eyeroll:

    • Honycoatd

      Collard Greens are good too but I mentioned the others because you don't have to cook them.

      It is essential when you are detoxing to also take supplements. We have to assist our bodies in getting rid of the toxins and parasites.

    • Smonae

      Honycoatd says:

      Many people would benefit from detoxing and resetting their bodies. It can cure alot. Many people tend to give up when they see their bodies breaking out or pain and aches when they are detoxing but that is when you know it is working. Parasites get pushed out in your toilet waste and through your skin.
      ---------------

      I havent did this in a while :thinking: i gotta work up the nerve

    • OutsidetheBox

      :thankyou: @Honybunch :heart:

    • VDot

      Heard he was bipolar and HIV positive

      **************************************

      Fa serious? I mean neither would surprise me :coffee:

      Adds to the list of things Gucci is:

      *Ugly
      *Ashy
      *dyslexic
      *A killa

    • Honycoatd

      Kaycei... I will try. I have missed you and many others.

      Just as the children get older I am constantly on the move... fulfilling needs and answering to some wants.

      They have me bussing my butt to keep the circus act to a minimum.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I said to my sis earlier i need a Vacay wer the Buffalo’s roam and the clouds are transportaation
      _________

      :lol: Take me!!! I will bring my own cloud :smoke:

    • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

      OutsidetheBox says:

      <–pretending i got a dancers (mainly, the post subject's) body.

      She got me into pilates. Hot yoga is so popular here. I do not wanna work out with the yoga girls tho.
      _________________________

      the studio i go to is black owned and frequented. i wouldnt have it any other way. :love:

      its in east harlem so mostly just brown folks.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Take me!!! I will bring my own cloud
      ~
      ~
      :rofl: lmaooo, MY sis was like,Im sorry say that to me again. :lol:

      fugg da BS I need to be some where like play play lol

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      if you go twice in a week you will lose 2-3lbs. this i can guarantee, but like i said, its intense.
      i lived in miami for a while so the heat didnt do me none but its the reason why most ppl wont even try it. its normally 90 minutes long, 26 poses. some places have express classes of 60 minutes.
      more than making you strong i would say bikram shows you just how strong you already are. bikram is about focusing on YOU. no matter who’s in the class you spend the time looking at your own form in the mirror.
      its good for digestion, circulation, clearing up your skin, etc
      a lot of dancers or ppl who prefer a lean vs muscular look prefer bikram. you burn the same amount of cals as if you lifted weights.

      what all you wanna know?

      **********************************************************

      SayNoMore! <--Said with some type of accent. :lol:

      That was enough for me to know that I am going to try it!
      Now if I come out looking like that burnt up man in Beetlejuice, (he was real low-key, asked Beetlejuice if he wanted a cigarette) then so be it.

      I want to do an internal cleanse, get a heightened sense of well-being, and become real-real flexible. :wink:

      This sounds like what I need!

    • Honycoatd

      We should be detoxing every 3 months at least. Detox is not just physically but mentally, emotionally and financially.

      Think of detox as fasting. It is interchangeable to me. We have way too many things slipping through the radar when it comes to out food and especially what we put in our mouth and bodies.

    • Ty

      :cosign: HoneyC One of my older coworkers is all about natural substances and she put me on to Chlorophyll and I've been taking it for a month now :nun: I get the capsules from GNC :yes:

      Detoxification
      Healthy blood flow and an abundance of oxygen also help the body to cleanse itself of toxic impurities, lending to chlorophylls detoxification properties. Chlorophyll has also been shown to improve the detrimental effects of radiation, and has also been linked to cancer prevention. Chlorophyll binds with toxins like heavy metals and helps remove them from the body. Chlorophyll can also stimulate bowel movements and is a great aid in colon cleansing.

      Overall Benefits of Chlorophyll:
      The range of health benefits to gain from chlorophyll is nothing short of miraculous. Chlorophyll is known to improve the health of the circulatory, digestive, immune and detoxification systems of the body – leading to many different and overlapping health benefits.

      The numerous health benefits of chlorophyll:

      Cleanses and oxygenates and builds the blood
      A powerful detoxification effect on the body
      Rich in enzymes that promote quick rejuvenation of our cells
      High in Amino acids
      Extracts toxins form the liver and improves liver function
      Regulator of calcium
      Helps break addiction
      Alkalizes the body
      Anti-inflammatory
      Wound-healing properties
      Fight infection
      Anti-oxidant – neutralize free radicals
      Promotes healthy intestinal flora
      Helps reverse protein-deficient anemia
      Protection from cancer
      Helps skin disorders

    • OutsidetheBox

      Many people tend to give up when they see their bodies breaking out or pain and aches when they are detoxing but that is when you know it is working.
      __________

      This is something that aggravates the chit outta me! On hair boards, I mean. :facepalm:

      Wanna know what works. Tell them. Then they quit cause a pimple or something. So frustarting. /rant

    • OutsidetheBox

      Oh baybay :rofl: :rofl: Damn GWOP!

    • OutsidetheBox

      (he was real low-key, asked Beetlejuice if he wanted a cigarette)
      _____________

      Slayed by this awesome pop culture ref. :rofl: :heart:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      What types of supplements HonyC?

      See, I'ma mess around and do a Master Cleanse, go vegetarian, and then go do Hot Yoga, all at the same time, and they gone find my azz on the sidewalk.

      Police: We got a piece of hot bark moaning and rolling from side to side out here on 12 and Smithfield. You get that? Over."

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Honycoatd

      It sounds like you want to be my personal trainer. Where you ill? Anyone in the Charlotte area willing to be my foot in the azz?

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Yea I am about to do a cleanse just to clear out and be healthier.
      I mean but >HER< skin is already flawless :winky:

      Let me stop :hahaha: Before somebody points out a microscopic blemish and then I got to fight like K Michele or Tamar
      #keyboardthugs

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      :rofl: That was my dude OTB. Rewound him at LEAST 30 times. :yes:
      Just a burnt as he wanted to be.

    • Honycoatd

      Everyone should start with drinking apple cider vinegar *** IT must be the all natural organic with the mother like for say Braggs*** You can like 2 tablespoons in 8 oz of water . You can add a teaspoon of honey if you like.

      Drink should drink it at least twice daily to prepare your body. You can also intake or cook it within your food.... coconut oil and again let it be organic, non-gmo- and extra virgin. It does have a strong coconut flavor but it is a good antioxidant for your body.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      You can't be THAT BIG KC :lol:

      All them diets at the same damn time yo! :rofl: :hug:

    • MissHarlem

      :rofl: I's here

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      When they were dancing to DAYYYYY OOOOOO YOU SAY DAY YOU SAY DAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :danban: :danban: :danban:

      This is for OTB & KC, and NOT MsTake :nono:

    • Honycoatd

      Kaycei depends on what you need the supplements for.

      Do you exercise often?

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      :newpost: Jay Z looking pissed

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      SON :woot:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

      Not necessarily for weight DTTS (and by the way, :hug: )
      I just want to have more energy & to start being healthier. I know I need to cleanse.

    • OutsidetheBox

      hot bark
      ________

      How you even.. :crying1: :rofl:

    • Honycoatd

      Bird I can help as much as I can.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I’s here
      ________

      :cheer:

    • Jamillah

      One site stated that the bodyguard told a prostitute that he masturbated to a photo of Beyonce and her baby. The prostitute was paid to keep quiet about it after she revealed the news.

    • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      You can’t be THAT BIG KC

      All them diets at the same damn time yo!
      __________________
      :rofl:

      and you cant get burned from doing bikram. its steam!

      cosign on the apple cider vinegar with the mutha. i drink it mixed with agave nectar. i started doing it because i used to have severe stomach pains but then i realized its great for the skin too.

      that mutha part is slimy tho. not sure if u supposed to drink that part but i always do :kona:

    • Honycoatd

      Yes... Its good for stomach cramps and your skin and to revv up your metabolism.

    • KyCakes

      KayCeiSoul says:

      Police: We got a piece of hot bark moaning and rolling from side to side out here on 12 and Smithfield. You get that? Over.”
      ---------------------------------------------------------------------
      BISH :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: