Celebrity Style: John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Tyson, Kimberly Chandler

Chrissy Teigen John Legend

R&B crooner John Legend and his model girlfriend Chrissy Teigen were front row guests at The Vera Wang Show at Mercedez-Benz NY Fashion Week in NYC on Tuesday, Sept. 10.
Photo: All Access Photo / Splash News

Kimberly Chandler and Tyson Chandler

NY Knicks center Tyson Cleotis Chandler and his fashionable wife Kimberly Chandler attended The Vera Wang Show at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week 2013 in NYC on Tuesday, Sept. 10. The couple who married in 2005 have 3 children together.
Photo: All Access Photo / Splash News



 


336 Responses to “Celebrity Style: John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Tyson, Kimberly Chandler”

  1. 1
    Miany says:

    do aight but I can’t manipulate the cheeks. I got low TWERK esteem.
    KDub can my husband get a check for that? He is really the one affected?
    ^^ :rofl: I hate EVERY KEY on MissTaken’s keyboard.

  2. 2
    MissHarlem says:

    Chrissy makes my ass itch :eyeroll:

  3. 3
    VDot says:

    :thinking: Does CLEOTIS have on hammer pants? Crotch dropped just right wrong. :lol:

  4. 4
    luVn_liFe... says:

    OH!
    Tyson’s choice of pants (if u will)

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    Cleotis :lol:

  7. 7

    luVn_liFe… says:

    OH!
    Tyson’s choice of pants (if u will)
    _________________

    :lol:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    ION
    like
    that
    Tiegen

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    Who Dat says:

    U best go to a class. Its fixable. No check :ghost:

  10. 10
    The Master Beta :D says:

    :think: I’m trying to figure out Chrissy’s jacket

  11. 11
    VDot says:

    Chrissy may be the man in that relationship. IJS :coffee:

  12. 12

    I don’t know how to feel bout non of that shyt Cleotis is wearing :nono:

  13. 13
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Who in da FFFFUUUUUUK let McHammer’s designer get hold ta some fabric again!!!!

  14. 14
    goat76 says:

    Chris Brown lookin ass naggra.

    What up y’all!!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I want a cape… cute.

    There is something i dont like (I HATE) about Chrissy. She aint right. I can FEEL it. :no:

  16. 16
    luVn_liFe... says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:I need some more legging for the fall and winter. You taking orders? i aint got nan dollar
    ~
    ~
    What is it you EXPECT from me??

  17. 17
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Miany it’s true :wails: I am going to sign up for some classes from Lil Chat from 4th Ward and learn how and surprise MrTake one day
    I am going to drop that beat CASH MONEY TAKING OVER FOR THE 9-9 AND THE 2000
    *whip off my trench coat* :buttshake:
    My husband face :shocked:

  18. 18
    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Hmmm I see what you trying to do Cleotis… Business on the top…1990′s party on the bottom….I see you….

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    Goat :hi:

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    Now John Legend chick legs is skinty chile :danban:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I like Tyson and his lovely wife. :yes: #theycare

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    :hug: GOOOAAATT!!!! Whats been goings on wit ya lately?

  24. 24
    Who Dat says:

    Who in da FFFFUUUUUUK let McHammer’s designer get hold ta some fabric again!!!
    ^^^^^^
    Tina Knowles

  25. 25
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Chrissy makes my ass itch
    ___________

    UGHHHHHH! Tell me about it! *rubs whip on yourn* :wink: :lol:

  26. 26
    goat76 says:

    :wave: @Beta & @Jenie!!!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    GOAT :happy:
    RGIII bust or naH??

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    I am going to sign up for some classes from Lil Chat from 4th Ward and learn how and surprise MrTake one day
    I am going to drop that beat CASH MONEY TAKING OVER FOR THE 9-9 AND THE 2000
    *whip off my trench coat*
    My husband face
    ——
    :dead: :hahaha:

  29. 29
    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Who in da FFFFUUUUUUK let McHammer’s designer get hold ta some fabric again!!!
    ^^^^^^
    Tina Knowles
    ——
    :dead: :hahaha: Dubb is stooopid

  30. 30

    WTF is this song “Me Sexy” Nick Cannon’s lame ass have out??? :eek:

  31. 31
    Miany says:

    @MissHarlem, Luvn, OTB… :lol:
    sooo what she done did??
    I just dont care for the heaux cuz she always chimming in…..
    :thinking: why YALL don’t curr fah ha?

  32. 32
    goat76 says:

    @Wut Wut!! :hug:

    Been tryin to make it, catch up on rest, fight my sinuses. Got me a flu shot yesterday and that shat had me throwed of for a while.

    What’s up wit you.

  33. 33
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Miany says:sooo what she done did??
    I just dont care for the heaux cuz she always chimming in
    ~
    ~
    MAIN reason there,BiCtH who asked you!
    TOO much for to liTTle :rolleyes:

  34. 34

    :phew: glad i aint the onliest one not feelin that chrissy bish :rollseyes:

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    Who Dat says:

    Mimi want to feel like she got a thug. So she lets Nick put out the occasional song. Since her real baby daddy Da Brat is out the rap game these days.

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    SnootyPooty says:

    Nice dress Mrs. Chandler

  37. 37
    Miany says:

    ***drops dyyck***
    :waves: Hey Goat.

  38. 38
    goat76 says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    GOAT :happy:
    RGIII bust or naH??
    ——————-
    Hey LuVn….

    Nah!! Last night was his 1st preseason(I know it ain’t preseason)game. He seemed rusty, timing was off with WRs, his knee still ain’t 100 tho and it showed in his throws. Me personally, I think he’s coming back too soon.

  39. 39
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I just dont care for the heaux cuz she always chimming in…..
    why YALL don’t curr fah ha?
    ____________

    I have no ideaR :thinking:

    But Im like a cat around a not-chit person when i see her.. She raise my hairs. :nono:

  40. 40

    Who Dat says:

    Mimi want to feel like she got a thug. So she lets Nick put out the occasional song. Since her real baby daddy Da Brat is out the rap game these days
    ———-
    :rofl:

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    Who Dat says:

    I saw Chrissy on some MTV show when I was 17 or some shat. Bish u Asian from Utah. Why I give a fawk what YOU did as a teen. Pissed me off and I dont know why

  42. 42

    she strikes me as the chick who’d have babies by a blk man

    but raise HELL if someone called her chirren blk, like

    :nono: my childrean are BIRACIAL

    50% whatever the fck she is
    25% creole
    12.5% messican
    12.5 % afro-cuban <—closest she gone come to blk

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    goat76 says:

    @Wut Wut!! :hug:

    Been tryin to make it, catch up on rest, fight my sinuses. Got me a flu shot yesterday and that shat had me throwed of for a while.

    What’s up wit you.
    ——————
    Nothin dooc… been werkin hard.. That flu shot get a lot of people. Many don’t know that the flu shot is actually the Killed or part of the virus that they inject into you. That’s why your body reacts to it creating antibodies for immunity. Sometimes you will experience a “mini flu”. Feel better :hug:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Me personally, I think he’s coming back too soon.

    ____________

    Sorry. I hope his busts. :tea: i dont like his arrogance. Too much. Too soon.

  46. 46
    luVn_liFe... says:

    :wave: SNOOtY

    ~
    ~
    ~
    On French Montana dating rumors: “I’m not a couple with nobody. French Montana is an amazing person; he’s a great person, he’s been a great inspiration to me since he came into my life as far as working, business, career. He showed me some different things that honestly, I didn’t really get the last couple of years of my career. I was at a very pivotal moment
    ~
    ~
    you don’t know nann,unnh unh

  47. 47

    I have a quesshun… Why do y’all think other races aren’t thought of to be caucasian?? :popcorn:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    What is it you EXPECT from me??
    by luVn_liFe… on Sep 10, 2013 at 2:22 pm
    ————
    Oh so you brand new :rolleyes:
    :whistle: you don’t drank no mo smoke no mo steal no mo
    :lol:

  49. 49

    Dub,

    Is chrissy a morman? is her mother a sister wife??

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Miany says:

    ***drops dyyck***
    :waves: Hey Goat.
    ———————–
    :rofl: I just pictured you tossin one behind your back! :rofl:

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    BrownskinQT says:

    Women who suffer from noassatall should not be allowed to wear tights.

  52. 52
    Miany says:

    Luvn & Fay…yup. she stay doing the most.. With her fake career.. talking bout model :lol: …MODEL WHO,, MODEL WHAT??

  53. 53
    SnootyPooty says:

    @Luvn :waves: I think RGIII is just rusty he needs some more time

  54. 54
    OutsidetheBox says:

    12.5 % afro-cuban <—closest she gone come to blk
    __________

    BISH BYE! :rofl: :rofl:

  55. 55
    cougar lover says:

    Aye Goat, long as you aint walking backwards like that one lady you’ll be ok.

  56. 56
    luVn_liFe... says:

    OutsidetheBox says:Me personally, I think he’s coming back too soon.

    ____________

    Sorry. I hope his busts. i dont like his arrogance.
    ~
    ~
    Perhaps, I will give him maybe too soon,He didnt play in Pre season,practice.We’ll SEE

    OTB
    u think he’s arrogant?? :think:

  57. 57
    goat76 says:

    Miany says:

    ***drops dyyck***
    :waves: Hey Goat.
    —————————–
    Who dyyck you holding??? I thought you was my Sexual Chocolate??

    1st the Fat Boys break up, now this!

  58. 58
    luVn_liFe... says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    What is it you EXPECT from me??
    by luVn_liFe… on Sep 10, 2013 at 2:22 pm
    ————
    Oh so you brand new
    you don’t drank no mo smoke no mo steal no mo
    ~
    ~
    :hahaha: :hahaha:
    SEE I Knew U wanted me to drop sHyte in the bag :rolleyes:

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    :offtopic: Having an office debate, can you guys help me out?
    What song did Baby NOT say the phrase” I’m the number one stunna, and I shine every summer”

  61. 61
    OutsidetheBox says:

    you don’t know nann,unnh unh
    ____________

    Nope. Nope. Nope. :tea:

    Tee Double Dee voice. :tea:

  62. 62
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Oh lawd Snooty dunn put up that gravi!! :love:

  63. 63
    MissHarlem says:

    MIANY her sense of entitlement via comments and some chit I just cant explain. She is VERY annoying and thinks that she has LIVED. Hunty you but 2 yrs old have a seat

    OTB :shakebutt:

  64. 64
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Women who suffer from noassatall should not be allowed to wear tights.
    by BrownskinQT on Sep
    ———-
    :stop: it goes both ways. If yo booty looks like two midget wrestling you CANNOT squeeze them into a sheer sm petite juniors tight. Round here walking funky with half your butt cheeks hanging out looking like top of the muffin :no:
    #SIENFELD

  65. 65
    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Women who suffer from noassatall should not be allowed to wear tights.
    —–
    Women who’s tummy’s hang over should not wear…. :kona:

  66. 66

    OTB :lol: tell me i ain lyin! i bet vanessa bryant does the same thing to her girls. “u KNOW ur not blk right? :2dance: <—them messican bows
    u're just very tanned :yes:

  67. 67
    Who Dat says:

    Idk. If she Morman or if her mama a sister wife…I turned it. After she said Utah I was like fugg this hoe…

  68. 68
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :wave: @Snoots!!! :hahaha: :kiss:

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    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    goat76 says:
    @Wut Wut!! :hug:
    Been tryin to make it, catch up on rest, fight my sinuses. Got me a flu shot yesterday and that shat had me throwed of for a while.
    What’s up wit you.
    ——————
    Nothin dooc… been werkin hard.. That flu shot get a lot of people. Many don’t know that the flu shot is actually the Killed or part of the virus that they inject into you. That’s why your body reacts to it creating antibodies for immunity. Sometimes you will experience a “mini flu”. Feel better
    ————————-
    Yeah I know, I get them every year. The one from yesterday musta been super concentrated or some shat. I wanted to saw my arm of yesterday. Head was thumping, stomach cramping. I was like WTF is this.
    Went to bed, and woke up brand new. 1st time in 15yrs it ever made me feel like that.

  70. 70

    all them “other” bishes want a black mane, but not no black ass chirren! :nono: :no: :bleach:

  71. 71

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Having an office debate, can you guys help me out?
    What song did Baby NOT say the phrase” I’m the number one stunna, and I shine every summer”
    ———–
    :think:

  72. 72
    Miany says:

    @goat…that was yours. I’m so rude :oops: I hold the dyck for a lil…then I remember to greet you :lol:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @OTB… Thank you sweetie

  74. 74
    MissHarlem says:

    GOAT :thankyou: <– me on the pole. What up

    SNOOTY :waves:

  75. 75
    SnootyPooty says:

    @KDUB.. cut it out

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    u think he’s arrogant??
    ____________

    :thinking: I like confidence..we know that, but something about this boy puts me in the mind of Vince YOung. :eek: And whats that other one..shoot cant think of his name.. :smack: cant rem…

    anyway I used to like RG3 or his playing i should say but something, isnt all there for me. I also think he is a runner and an alright passer. :shrug: Maybe the Heisman curse from me. :lol:

  77. 77

    axe Tiger Woo what his caublasian ass ill. HE might say caublasian, but his peers say NUCCA while servin fried chicken & collards :egg:

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    Who Dat says:

    Project Bish?

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    BrownskinQT says:

    :dead: at Nakeya and Taken :hahaha:

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Women who suffer from noassatall should not be allowed to wear tights.
    —–
    Women who’s tummy’s hang over should not wear…. :kona:
    ——————————-
    You know what’s crazy lookin to me… when a woman has on like a skin-tight dress on, and from the front she look like the number 8..when she turn to the side she look like the capitol letter D…How does that even happen? Shapewear? :shrug:

  81. 81
    goat76 says:

    cougar lover says:

    Aye Goat, long as you aint walking backwards like that one lady you’ll be ok.
    ————————
    I know!!! I think about that shat every time now…lol

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    tell me i ain lyin! i bet vanessa bryant does the same thing to her girls. “u KNOW ur not blk right? <—them messican bows
    u're just very tanned
    _____________

    :crying1: :chase: THEM BOWS!!! :rofl: :rofl:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @MISSSSSSHARLEM… :bounce:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    “u KNOW ur not blk right? <—them messican bows
    u're just very tanned
    ~
    ~
    :facepalm:
    Lemme TELL U sumpthin! my son TRIED me with that shyte,Years AGO.
    Whooo chile
    flips my hair

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    MissHarlem says:

    After she said Utah I was like fugg this hoe
    ~~~~~~~~~

    :ghost: bye just bye

  86. 86
    Miany says:

    :lol: oh ok. no biggie.. we all don’t like the same thing bout her azz.. basically, she aint shii. we just waiting on it to blow up in Johnny boy’s face.

    @FAY.. .chile..and the dumb man be swearing chick is ‘color blind’ until the day she gets mad enough to show herself.

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    SnootyPooty says:

    RGIII……. I dont get arrogant from him maybe lick the window special thats about it

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    :cuss: dammit i’m outta my :smoke: gloves! cant go back to work smellin like DANK! :chase: heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    You follow him on Twitter @LuVie? When ppl tweet…they let you know.. :no: I just cant.

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    Bad Influence says:

    Chrissy Teigen is so unattractive to me…blech

    hola folks :hug: s

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    You know what’s crazy lookin to me… when a woman has on like a skin-tight dress on, and from the front she look like the number 8..when she turn to the side she look like the capitol letter D…How does that even happen? Shapewear?
    —–
    I am starting to think shapewear is the damn devil. hahahaha

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    Who Dat says:

    Wait…..yall sayin Chrissy aint a model? Wont she on some covers? Or Im thinking of somebody else? She stunning she just come across as a lil uppity in her interviews.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :bleach:
    _________

    :wail: :wail: :rofl:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @HIs… Hey pretty girl… :waves:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    from the front she look like the number 8..when she turn to the side she look like the capitol letter D…How does that even happen? Shapewear?
    ____________

    THE FUGG :rofl: :rofl:

  97. 97
    MissHarlem says:

    FIANCCEEEE :hump: I texted you on your bday but to no avail :wail: text me bc I might not had the right number. All my contacts was GONE and I thought I had yours memorized. Did you not see my APB on instagram :chase:

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    Who Dat says:

    Snoots look sessy in huh gravi…

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    OutsidetheBox says:u follow him on Twitter @LuVie? When ppl tweet…they let you know.. I just cant.
    ~
    ~
    OF course :ashamed:
    lol he tweet inspirational stuff and motivation blah blah,seems to do stuff for charities.Nothin Unusual
    Like UMHH Stevie JOHNSON a.s.s. nigga cant catch a ball even if he had velcro on his hands
    bt Always running his chops<-stupido

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    SnootyPooty says:

    I seen a girl in the airport with some tights on her butt look like a bag of water.. No bruno

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    You know what’s crazy lookin to me… when a woman has on like a skin-tight dress on, and from the front she look like the number 8..when she turn to the side she look like the capitol letter D…How does that even happen? Shapewear?
    —–
    I am starting to think shapewear is the damn devil. hahahaha
    ———————————-
    I think Imma need to invent something called RESHAPEWEAR..You put it on and is able to move your stomach fat to any part of your body..So suffers from noassatall or notitatall can repurpose body fat to where they need it.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I dont get arrogant from him maybe lick the window special thats about it
    ________________

    :nun: I DEW be offended by the spechuls.

    :rofl: :rofl:

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Debate #2 Was Juve rapping or just talking over the beat on “ha”

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    MissHarlem says:

    Nah she was on covers and if Im not mistaken even Sports Illustrated. I could be lying but I dont like her enough to google :coffee:

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    Bad Influence says:

    Snootay! :crying:

    where have u been forever? *brushes ur hair* :hug:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :hi: HIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :happybirthday: belated

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    BrownskinQT says:

    I am starting to think shapewear is the damn devil. hahahaha
    _______________

    Do people still wear body magic? I know alot of women had started to complain about it.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Awwww LOOK AT BARKER’s BEAUTY!!! :love: Missed you :hug:

    How was the rest of your bday?? :bite:

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    I seen a girl in the airport with some tights on her butt look like a bag of water.. No bruno
    —–
    ewwwwwww

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    goat76 says:

    Miany says:

    @goat…that was yours. I’m so rude :oops: I hold the dyck for a lil…then I remember to greet you
    ————-
    Oh ok…. I feels better knowing that :kiss:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @HIS…. I miss you brushing my hair. please continue as I purr like a Cat MEOW

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    MissHarlem says:

    KEYA that aint no damn debate :rofl: his ass was straight talking BUT that is still my JAM :danban: takes me back to HS

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Wait…..yall sayin Chrissy aint a model? Wont she on some covers? Or Im thinking of somebody else? She stunning she just come across as a lil uppity in her interviews.
    ___________

    You think she stunning in them pics up top @Dubb? :bite: I def. think she is..kinda ugly. :( Smushy faced or sumthin. But I aint got to lay with her. :thankyou:

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    Bad Influence says:

    Fiance :kiss:

    yeah cause i gots nan’hoe text from u… i shall text u bew :love:

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    Shuga Honey says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    ———————————-
    I think Imma need to invent something called RESHAPEWEAR..You put it on and is able to move your stomach fat to any part of your body..So suffers from noassatall or notitatall can repurpose body fat to where they need it.

    they already got that….its called exer-dam-cise :cuss:

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    BrownskinQT says:

    @His, you are beautiful in your gravi!

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I was away dealing with something…did @Chan make some shirts cause I heard EJ wants one in PANK but he wants his cut all up and hanging off his shoulder and on the back it’s gonna say #IDIDN’T

    #TEAMWHOHURTYOU

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    goat76 says:

    MissHarlem says:

    GOAT :thankyou: <– me on the pole. What up
    ————-
    Hey Babes… Didn't you say you was ready to have a baby??? :hunching:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Nakeya.. Just because they sell it doesnt mean you should purchase it.

    @HIs… Happy belated birthday. Wishing you many more

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I def. think she is..kinda ugly
    ~
    Just look at the 1st pic,she’s looking dufuss like.

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    from the front she look like the number 8..when she turn to the side she look like the capitol letter D…How does that even happen? Shapewear?
    ____________

    THE FUGG :rofl: :rofl:
    ————–
    Don’t pretend you haven’t seen it… don’t do that. :rofl: The body shaper don’t remodeled her waist and moved the fat to the front..

    MEN haven’t you seen this or am I going crazy?

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @WUT…… OMG dead

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    OF course
    lol he tweet inspirational stuff and motivation blah blah,seems to do stuff for charities.Nothin Unusual
    ______________

    On the surface. *makes face like your gravi with the dead yt girl*

    :hahaha: You know what i think it was a tweet that got me sideeyeing him..a seemingly inspirational one. :ashamed:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I don’t like Chrissy. She’s so crass. Such a waste to pair with John
    “Sing so hard make ni99a wanna fine me” Legend
    It has nothing to do with race. She just simply is wack, uncouth and not attractive.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :yawn:
    Im ty-REDD,iVe had a trying day.I need some petting and Chyte tuhnite

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    MissHarlem says:

    they already got that….its called exer-dam-cise

    ~~~~~~~ SHUGA did I tell you that I hate you today? No? Oh ok :rofl:

    FIANCE :phew: bc I can not afford for our love to die :nono: I got something for ya but when you text :bounce:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Ndamukong Suh has been fined $100,000 by the NFL for his illegal block on Sunday

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    Bad Influence says:

    thank you LuVn bew!! :2dance:

    i hung out at the hospital with pappy most of the day and picked up some #girlscoutcookies…. -gone :smoke: <-all night and boy did i need it :lol: i clubbed on Saturday tho..

    :hug: OTBIZZLE

    *continues brushing Snootay's hurr*

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    BrownskinQT says:

    Don’t pretend you haven’t seen it… don’t do that. The body shaper don’t remodeled her waist and moved the fat to the front..
    ______________

    Lawd help me :ghost:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I was away dealing with something…did @Chan make some shirts cause I heard EJ wants one in PANK but he wants his cut all up and hanging off his shoulder and on the back it’s gonna say #IDIDN’T

    #TEAMWHOHURTYOU
    ______________

    :crying1: :crying1: :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    On the surface. *makes face like your gravi with the dead yt girl*

    You know what i think it was a tweet that got me sideeyeing him..a seemingly inspirational one
    ~
    ~
    :hahaha:
    I honestly dont DIG him Much,I think he’s a cornball all AROUNd

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Shuga Honey says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    ———————————-
    I think Imma need to invent something called RESHAPEWEAR..You put it on and is able to move your stomach fat to any part of your body..So suffers from noassatall or notitatall can repurpose body fat to where they need it.

    they already got that….its called exer-dam-cise :cuss:
    ————————
    Girl exercise don’t do much for azzez. They make them tone but you need some fatty tissue back there to for structure… Tits can shrink too! :rofl:

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    MissHarlem says:

    GOAT :nono: my uterus is ready but my mind says nah wait till you move down south :lol: lemme sit on it

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    thank you LuVn bew!!

    i hung out at the hospital with pappy most of the day and picked up some #girlscoutcookies~
    ~
    ~
    HissYpooh wuts up with PAPI??

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    Bad Influence says:

    thank you @Brown :D

    aww Snoots :2dance:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    She just simply is wack, uncouth and not attractive.
    ______________

    :nun: You be taking that chit outta my BRAINS.

    *bath salt face*

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    what snooty?? DO TEll,do i amuse you? :D

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    goat76 says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Me personally, I think he’s coming back too soon.
    ____________
    Sorry. I hope his busts. :tea: i dont like his arrogance. Too much. Too soon.
    ————————————
    You just don’t like them platts in his head. :rofl:

    I don’t get the arrogant vibe from RGIII tho.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Don’t pretend you haven’t seen it… don’t do that. The body shaper don’t remodeled her waist and moved the fat to the front..

    MEN haven’t you seen this or am I going crazy?

    ____________

    Finna set fire to Wut Wut’s ass :chase: :rofl: :rofl: ERMAHGAWDDDD *heaves in and out* :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Ndamukong Suh lost money playing this week. His restructured contract gives him a pre-tax game check of $37,059. Was fined $100K.
    ~ ^ ^ ^ this IMBICILE here!

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    oh & lemme get this chit off ma chess

    so i think i mentioned my cuz who was married to his high school sweetheart & they have 4 children together. well they are officially getting divorced now. he had another baby on her with a yt guhl when they was still married. she turnt around & had a baby by a yt mane as revenge. well they had their last baby together earlier this year & he requested DNA tess. chiiiile WHY all the babies his BUT the one he had outside with the yt guhl AINT. now that hoe stuck wit a biracial chile who’d deddy said he aint WANT no nicca baby! :eek:

    but the part that irritate the dog CHIT outta me, is that the new yt hoe he deal with :rollseyes: she inserts her desperate ass in EVERY aspect of his life trying to get back at his wife AND to let these otha hoes know “he mine”. not knowing OR knowing my cuz will drop her weak ass if something better crosses his path. yt guhl aint go kids right? but WHY is her profile pic one of her & the biracial daughter that aint EEN his?? bish perpatratin a FRAUD. i wanna hock spit on the silly wabbit :cuss:

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    Yardgirl says:

    On Fashion Police Joan Rivers went to Chrissy’s house and when she looked into her drawers draw, it was empty cos chick does not wear underwear. Never. Ever. Commando once in a while maybe (not me tho!) But never? :hurl: :kona:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Luv.. Yes ma you do ….. proceed

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thats a MIGHT-Y fine bday. :yes: Glad you enjoyed. Papi looks good tew!!! :heart:

    Riddle me this: Whats your flavor (cookie) ???

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Tits can shrink too!
    ______________

    :crying1:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    SnootyPooty says:Yes ma you do ….. proceed
    :champ:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    GOAT oh I fukkng HATE him for them braids alone :eek:

    :hahaha: But no serious :thinking: IDK. I hope I am offbase. I wanna like him..def want him to do well. Warren Moon need some company in the HoF.. :|

    But its something about the kid. Could just be the media element.

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    Shuga Honey says:

    Fayla imma need a flowchart or something cuz im confused

    :no:

    that story needed to end with “…..and a partridge in a pear tree”

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    Bad Influence says:

    @LuVn, he is in a rehabilitation center now..we have a longggg way to go…he knows i’m his daughter but he cannot remember my name…his memory is scattered *sigh*

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    FAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :wtf:

    :popcorn: Damn i wish I was in the fam. :eek:

    :rofl: #messy

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Bad Influence says: he is in a rehabilitation center now..we have a longggg way to go…he knows i’m his daughter but he cannot remember my name…his memory is scattered *sigh*
    ~
    ~
    I thought he was well,Last I remember he wanted U 2 GO out on a mission to get him some snatch!
    :hug:
    Sorry to hear that,Papi will Be in my prayers :|

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Fayla imma need a flowchart or something cuz im confused

    that story needed to end with “…..and a partridge in a pear tree”

    ________________

    *Bey stank face* See. This is what assimilation dew. :eyeroll: Folk FORGETS where they comeS from.

    I aint had no prollems reading it. :tea: #BlackCulCha’d #hoodSquirrel #yourFaveYTsFaveNigra :tea:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Hock spit :dead:

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Don’t pretend you haven’t seen it… don’t do that. The body shaper don’t remodeled her waist and moved the fat to the front..

    MEN haven’t you seen this or am I going crazy?

    ____________

    Finna set fire to Wut Wut’s ass :chase: :rofl: :rofl: ERMAHGAWDDDD *heaves in and out* :rofl:
    ————————
    It TRUE!!! So fellas if you are in a club and a girl you just met always stand facing you to talk and walks away like this :kona: She has the D syndrome :yes:

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    Bad Influence says:

    Fay! huh?

    i tried… :lol: that story had me scrambled.. :waves: hi bew

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    He said they hate him on account of his slave plaits. He ain’t got no hang time :rotfl:

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    Miany says:

    :shrugs: I assumed Chrissy booked those covers AFTER hookin up with John…….nevertheless, SI cover or NOT, Ion think she cute so maybe thats why I said model who model what :oops:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    On Fashion Police Joan Rivers went to Chrissy’s house and when she looked into her drawers draw, it was empty cos chick does not wear underwear. Never. Ever. Commando once in a while maybe (not me tho!) But never?
    ________

    Yardie!!! :nun: You that chick. *turns nose allllll the way up*

    This funky bish. So she’on got on no DRAWERS in this pc. NASSY summa. UGH.

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    I just sat and watched Sherri Shepherd azz twerk :eek: wtf is wrong with me :facepalm:

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    SnootyPooty says:

    @WUT…… OMG dead
    ——————–
    :hug: Soootyyyyypoootyyyy! Wut I do? :grill: <—I know what I did

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @HIS.. im sorry mommy. I will keep you and your papi in my prayers

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Ya’ll really cant READ Fays STORY :blink:

    I
    Understood it Perfectly :crying1: I is Smaht

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    @Fay Chilleeee they needed Maury and Steve!!! But the new gf is a hot mess and needs to sit her simple flat ass down. smh. The other baby aint even his, so why are yall on fb in a picture all booed up? Are you trying to say that’s yall baby? She is confusing me.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    OTB not bath salt face
    :hahaha:
    Stopped :(
    Laughing aging
    :hahaha:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    *again

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Hock spit :dead:
    _______________

    :rofl: YOU MISS THE SOUF DONT CHU :rofl: :rofl: :hug:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @WUT… Yeah I see wut u did… :yahoo:

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    Miany says:

    I followed the story Fay.. why the first wife dont whoop the new yt chicks azz??

    I know why…she too busy tending to this revenge baby she done made….
    YOUR cuzzes ex wife need to whoop the klansmen she got preggo for then go whoop the yt chick thats puttin on for facebook… that second whooppin is bout the principle. :tea:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :lol:
    KEKE
    Y
    She gotta have a flat a.s.s.??
    :hahaha:
    Lawd I hollered!

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    Bad Influence says:

    @LuVn, he is in a rehabilitation center now..we have a longggg way to go…he knows i’m his daughter but he cannot remember my name…his memory is scattered *sigh*
    _________________

    Oh no :sad: His I will be praying for your father, and you and the fam :sad:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Fay… Expound please

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    Bad Influence says:

    i re-read it…i get the ratchett now :lol:

    :blunt:

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    @GOAT MAN CHAN ANY OF THE GUYS

    Do you think its sexy when a woman has D syndrome? They look like they have the perfect figure 8 from the front and when they turn to the side… the stomach went from looking like this —>8 to this—> D… tell tha truth :tea:

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    Shuga Honey says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    *Bey stank face* See. This is what assimilation dew. Folk FORGETS where they comeS from.

    I aint had no prollems reading it. #BlackCulCha’d #hoodSquirrel #yourFaveYTsFaveNigra
    _______________

    :cry: dam Carrington was right. I aint got no culcha

    i got confused at the part about the new white baby not belonging to Fay cousin OR her new man. who dam baby is it then??

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    Yardgirl says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    On Fashion Police Joan Rivers went to Chrissy’s house and when she looked into her drawers draw, it was empty cos chick does not wear underwear. Never. Ever. Commando once in a while maybe (not me tho!) But never?
    ________

    Yardie!!! You that chick. *turns nose allllll the way up*

    This funky bish. So she’on got on no DRAWERS in this pc. NASSY summa. UGH.

    *****************

    Hey OTB!! ‘scuse my bad manners, hey erryone!! FayFay!! :waves:

    Right, chick just nassy!! *shudders*

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    goat76 says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    GOAT oh I fukkng HATE him for them braids alone :eek:
    :hahaha: But no serious :thinking: IDK. I hope I am offbase. I wanna like him..def want him to do well. Warren Moon need some company in the HoF.. :|
    But its something about the kid. Could just be the media element.
    ———————————–
    LMAO!!! It’s his braids and his Predator lookin ass grill…. :rofl:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Fay.. revenge babies what has the world come too.

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    Bad Influence says:

    thanks ladies! :hug: s

    papi would flirt with all of ya if he could :lol:

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    MissHarlem says:

    FAYLA I have zero tolerence for fckry so to me I would just say yall dumb and fck yall :thinking: probably why the ignorants in my fam dont tell me chit :rofl:

    Chrissy said she dont wear underwear and Im like hmmm what about when you have your period. Nasty bitch

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    BrownskinQT says:

    @ Fay, can you explin once again please? I’m starting to feel funny like I did when I was reading Gucci’s tweets. :ha:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    That story just made me run around the corner, skip rocks, twerk in the McDonalds drive thru and put some blue weave in my hurr…that shyt was ratchet as all hell!

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @goat… He will be starring in the new predator movie. He should repair his teeth now that he has money.

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @gyp.. LOL did you get dizzy?

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    @GOAT MAN CHAN ANY OF THE GUYS

    Do you think its sexy when a woman has D syndrome? They look like they have the perfect figure 8 from the front and when they turn to the side… the stomach went from looking like this —>8 to this—> D… tell tha truth :tea:

    * GoatManChan sounds like an SR supergroup

    According to how they wear it.

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @HIS.. you are welcome BEW

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    MissHarlem says:

    YARD :waves:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Bad :hugs: for you and your father

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    Miany says:

    * GoatManChan sounds like an SR supergroup
    ^^ :lol: it does sound like it could be a name

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    BrownskinQT says:

    I think I get it. Pa is not Pa? (in my Celie voice from Color Purple)

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    cougar lover says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    @GOAT MAN CHAN ANY OF THE GUYS
    ————————————-
    not gone start a manufactured crisis cuz you aint mention my name like shawty lo did with TIP. im is hurt tho :cry:

    do you mean sexy enough to date, wife, marry, or use for a quickie? I mean if she carry it well, and isn’t wearing unflattering clothes. then it can still be sexy.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    What yall dont get? :thinking:

    He was married to one, cheated on her. Had a baby by the white chick he cheated with.

    Next. His wife cheated on him with a white MAYNE to get back at him. She got pregnnit tew. :tea:

    Well, he got mad. Cause a man just doing what he supposed to dew. The Black woman was just being a HEAUX (per Sandra Rose)

    He tested all the chirren of his wife, and the white girls, turns out..white girl baby aint his. He gets him a new white bitch. Cause the only thing betta than one white bitch is a newer dumber model.

    This new model, has no kids cause her pussy dont get wet enough (at least EYE thank so) so she using the beige kid that now has no daddy as HER accessory in her FB profile photo. :grill: #culcha’d

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    Hey there @ Bad ass, and Snooty, BrownSkintted, WutWut, Yard, Shuga, Jen and whomever else I aint interacted with earlier

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Who the fugg has a revenge baby…is she shlow? FASERIOUS! You just supposed to revenge fugg not get in stirrups and push out no gelato azz baby cause you made…

    #whohurther….

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    Miany says:

    Bad Influence…I read your font about him a few months ago and am glad to see he is rehabilitating. I’ll :pray: for your father to make a swift and complete recovery.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I think I get it. Pa is not Pa? (in my Celie voice from Color Purple)

    _____________

    :ghost: Basically!

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    Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:

    I’m too lazy to read thru the comments so WHAT I MISS???? :popcorn:

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    Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:

    I’m too lazy to read thru the comments so WHAT I MISS???? :popcorn:

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    Yardgirl says:

    Hey Miss Harlem!! :waves: I am wondering how Weiner the weiner did in the polls today? He was at the W.I. Labor Day parade in Brookly, “boop booping” on the mike like a Jamaican DJ!! He dirty, but he sure has charisma!! :D

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    MAYNE
    ~
    ~
    what does da mean??? :lol:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I just walked by my YT coworkers desk and saw her slide in shies by her trash can :wtf: they are supposed to be white but the while sole is black. Ole dirty foot
    I mean come on!!! First of all push them WAAAAY back yonder by your surge protector 2) you never let your shoes get like that
    I am prissy tho. I don’t even like to walk on grass. With shoes on :lol: I don’t do no shoes outside at all

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    im is hurt tho
    _________________

    WHEWWWWW…finsih it for me yall :rofl: :rofl:

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    BrownskinQT says:

    Hey Chan! :waves:

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    Yardgirl says:

    Hey Chan, hello to you too! :waves:

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    BrownskinQT says:

    @ His,Prayers to your father. And remember to take care of yourself also :hug:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    gelato azz baby
    _____________

    :rofl: :rofl: Noooooo I cant take it if Gyp get in on it tew! :stop:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @OTB… :thankyou: for expounding wow thats a lot of information. How old are these people in question? Tricks are for kids

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    S. Epatha Twerkerson says:

    He dirty, but he sure has charisma!!

    :yes: Plus hes hung :ashamed: In White boy inches :biggrin: Naw, but I like dude :shrugs: Sup Yardieeee.?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    what does da mean???
    ____________

    :lol: :hahaha: Nothing its just man. I typed it how it should sound in your head.

    My Lousiana accent. :hahaha: No I aint from The Boot. :hahaha:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I just walked by my YT coworkers desk and saw her slide in shies by her trash can they are supposed to be white but the while sole is black
    ~
    ~
    *shivers*

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    Bad Influence says:

    omg i died like 3 times fuggin with Gyps & OTB :rofl:

    hey @Chan :waves:

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    MissHarlem says:

    YARD :lol: he sure was but to be honest I loved how he was engaged at the parade. I also was glad that the mas camp I played mas in wasnt near any of them. That was my day to carry on not to hear bout who can do what

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    See, when I wanna be shyt…..

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    He tested all the chirren of his wife, and the white girls, turns out..white girl baby aint his. He gets him a new white bitch. Cause the only thing betta than one white bitch is a newer dumber model.
    ————-
    :ghost:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    Somebody whip me up a good manufactured crisis.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    He dirty, but he sure has charisma!!
    _____________

    :hahaha: :yes: Thats his muthafukking problem.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    OutsidetheBox says:what does da mean???
    ____________
    Nothing its just man. I typed it how it should sound in your head.
    :hahaha:
    I was being :sarcasm: Guhhl u know i font like i speak TEW :chase:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    :dead: @ white boy inches flatline———————-

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    gypsyeyes says:

    So my brother is here and aint nobody told/asked me NATHAN…I just order us some pizza with his credit card. Shouldn’t have left that shyt out. He wold have to pay at a hotel he best be glad I aint charging him. We aint talked since July.

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    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    @GOAT MAN CHAN ANY OF THE GUYS
    Do you think its sexy when a woman has D syndrome? They look like they have the perfect figure 8 from the front and when they turn to the side… the stomach went from looking like this —>8 to this—> D… tell tha truth :tea:
    —————-
    I’m having trouble picturing this…. When I’m judging women on a daily, I guess I don’t pay that much attention to the stomach unless it’s just there. I focus most of my attention on dat ass.

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Gyp… can you order me something

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    Yardgirl says:

    S. Epatha Twerkerson says:

    He dirty, but he sure has charisma!!

    Plus hes hung In White boy inches Naw, but I like dude Sup Yardieeee.?

    ********************

    Hey luv!!! :happy: Yeah I like him too, he has “issues” but who doesn’t these days?? :winky:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    Gyp, ain’t blood thicka tho? I don’t know nuttin bout sibling relations, I’m the only child n shyt.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I just walked by my YT coworkers desk and saw her slide in shies by her trash can they are supposed to be white but the while sole is black
    ____________

    :rofl: Fukk her. And dont you DARE eat anything that trifiling bitch brang in!!!! :warning:

    I love being barefoot!!! Love it!! But even I dont end up like that. :nono:

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    BrownskinQT says:

    Hey Twerkson!!! :shakebutt:

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    Apparition says:

    Do you think its sexy when a woman has D syndrome?
    ———————–
    I see it more often than I’d like to, but eh…. :shrug:

    What’s really bothering me right now is how much the fellas in this post would look like their counterpart if they were bald faced. :eek:

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    goat76 says:

    SnootyPooty says:

    @goat… He will be starring in the new predator movie. He should repair his teeth now that he has money.
    ————–
    Yeah, ain’t no excuse to not fix those teefus…lol

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    cougar lover says:

    Hi Chan

    I know i never font to you, but believe me. Nothing i post is ever a subliminal. If that is what you are getting from these fronts, they are not! I know people want confrontation, crisis or whatever, but with the few dudes on here, lets get along or ignore each other like we have done this far.

    you brother in blog (sorry dubb for jocking :hahaha: )

    couga

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @misstaken…. ewwwwww yuck thats awful

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    See, when I wanna be shyt…..
    ____________

    :chase: What the fukk I told you :rofl: :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Wait what :huh:

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    BrownskinQT says:

    bald faced
    ___________

    Explain :waiting: Hey Apparition

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    gypsyeyes says:

    @Chan-yes blood is thicker but I’m treated like the black sheep…I gets my revenge every chance I get…I aint gonna let him stay in no hotel but the next time that nigga call me talking about pick him from some chicks apt he getting cussed out. He shouldn’t have left his caterpillar azzed Ibraw baby mama at home if he knew he was gonna get hawny!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I love how Apparition just pops in and puts they 3Cents in!
    :lol:
    How U doing :hi:

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    I have been working like a slave for the last week in a half :crying1:

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    cougar lover says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    @GOAT MAN CHAN ANY OF THE GUYS
    ————————————-
    not gone start a manufactured crisis cuz you aint mention my name like shawty lo did with TIP. im is hurt tho :cry:
    ————————————-
    AWWWW commmmmeeerrre :hug: with a soft dyckstroke… sowwy …feel better?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Guhhl u know i font like i speak TEW
    __________

    :phew: Cause if I had LOST YEW IDK what us gone dew!!! :hug:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    did I miss some manufactured male drama? cause chile I missed where there was almost beef.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    What yall dont get? :thinking:

    He was married to one, cheated on her. Had a baby by the white chick he cheated with.

    Next. His wife cheated on him with a white MAYNE to get back at him. She got pregnnit tew. :tea:

    Well, he got mad. Cause a man just doing what he supposed to dew. The Black woman was just being a HEAUX (per Sandra Rose)

    He tested all the chirren of his wife, and the white girls, turns out..white girl baby aint his. He gets him a new white bitch. Cause the only thing betta than one white bitch is a newer dumber model.

    This new model, has no kids cause her pussy dont get wet enough (at least EYE thank so) so she using the beige kid that now has no daddy as HER accessory in her FB profile photo. :grill: #culcha’d

    :crying1: & THIS is why i caint neva quitchu! :nun: :love:

    guhl i had to type that from home foe i drove my azz back to this hellhole of a job

    HIS! :waves: hola mami!

    BERK! :buttshake:

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    Yardgirl says:

    MissHarlem says:

    YARD he sure was but to be honest I loved how he was engaged at the parade. I also was glad that the mas camp I played mas in wasnt near any of them. That was my day to carry on not to hear bout who can do what

    *************************

    You are right, he was engaged and it felt genuine!! :yes: For real though, they were out in full this year, I was like “a wha dis?” then I remembered it was election time. BTW did you notice how more cordial the NYPD was? Hmmmm, camera phone IS our friend these days, no more can they show their a$$ disrespecting us and getting away with it!! :cell: :D

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    @GOAT MAN CHAN ANY OF THE GUYS
    Do you think its sexy when a woman has D syndrome? They look like they have the perfect figure 8 from the front and when they turn to the side… the stomach went from looking like this —>8 to this—> D… tell tha truth :tea:
    —————-
    I’m having trouble picturing this…. When I’m judging women on a daily, I guess I don’t pay that much attention to the stomach unless it’s just there. I focus most of my attention on dat ass.
    ———————
    This is why I love the men on this SITE! They love us in any shape, size or color (xcept man).

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @goat… His teeth looks like he has chewed on some hot lava rocks or stir fried bat ankles. His predator/ shih tzu mouth

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    Shuga Honey says:

    BrownskinQT says:

    bald faced
    ___________

    Explain Hey Apparition
    ________________

    if john legend cut off his facial hair he would look just as if not more feminine than Chrissy

    now gimme back my culcha points :champ:

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    goat76 says:

    Apparition says:

    Do you think its sexy when a woman has D syndrome?
    ———————–
    I see it more often than I’d like to, but eh…. :shrug:
    What’s really bothering me right now is how much the fellas in this post would look like their counterpart if they were bald faced.
    ——————————————-
    Is the straight part of the D the stomach and the curve is the ass or the other way around?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    What’s really bothering me right now is how much the fellas in this post would look like their counterpart if they were bald faced.
    ___

    :eek: THATS SO TRUE!!!!!! Good eye, Mate.

    @App, they say that happens as you grow old together. :love:
    I feel for the sucka that marry me!! These looks..barely work on me!! :hahaha:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @goat… His teeth looks like he has chewed on some hot lava rocks or stir fried bat ankles. His predator/ shih tzu mouth
    _______________

    :lol:

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    I am confused as hell on this post :huh: good day :peace:

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    Shuga Honey says:

    stir fried bat ankles tho?!?!

    :dead:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    US NEVA PART. Or parched. :nun:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    This is why I love the men on this SITE! They love us in any shape, size or color (xcept man).
    _____________

    And :ghost:

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    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    goat76 says:
    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:
    @GOAT MAN CHAN ANY OF THE GUYS
    Do you think its sexy when a woman has D syndrome? They look like they have the perfect figure 8 from the front and when they turn to the side… the stomach went from looking like this —>8 to this—> D… tell tha truth :tea:
    —————-
    I’m having trouble picturing this…. When I’m judging women on a daily, I guess I don’t pay that much attention to the stomach unless it’s just there. I focus most of my attention on dat ass.
    ———————
    This is why I love the men on this SITE! They love us in any shape, size or color (xcept man).
    —————————
    Oh Ion discriminate but I do have standards. Be that they may be low, I do have’em….lol

    explain the 8 and D?
    Is the straight part of the D the stomach and the curve is the ass or the other way around?

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    I AM JUST ASKING SO LADIES DON’T GET MAD AT YA GIRL (Im not a size 2 so I ain’t judging just asking the fellas)

    Men, when you take a girl home that look like she is the perfect 8 and she rolls out the shaper and it is like biscuit dough poppin out a can..Do you:

    1. Make the most of it and still hit
    2. Yo wood goes limp and you run for the hills
    3. Don’t care as long as she looks good in public
    4. Don’t matter at all cuz she is a cute girl with a beautiful personality..

    (I am asking this so women can hear a man’s perspective)

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    Shuga Honey says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    I am confused as hell on this post good day
    __________

    me too jenie, just smile and nod until you catch up.

    least thats what i do :yes:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    These kids keep doing karaoke and they keep singing kookaburra! WHY???

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    if john legend cut off his facial hair he would look just as if not more feminine than Chrissy

    now gimme back my culcha points
    ___________

    Naw. :stop: You. Right there >.<

    Bald- faced is just male speak so I can give you a mention, no pernts tho. *giggles*

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    Goat says:
    explain the 8 and D?
    Is the straight part of the D the stomach and the curve is the ass or the other way around?
    ___________________
    The gut is the D and the azz is flat…

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    goat76 says:

    SnootyPooty says:

    @goat… His teeth looks like he has chewed on some hot lava rocks or stir fried bat ankles. His predator/ shih tzu mouth
    ——————
    So you saying his grill so fcuked up, that he can’t even Bar-B-Que?!?!

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    BrownskinQT says:

    if john legend cut off his facial hair he would look just as if not more feminine than Chrissy

    ___________

    ooooooooohhhhhh ok! Thank you Shuga

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    These kids keep doing karaoke and they keep singing kookaburra! WHY???

    *************************

    That used to be my -ish in elementary Gyps!! :yes:

    “Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
    Merry, Merry King of the bush is he
    Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra
    Gay your life must be.”

    That one? :thinking:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Men dont really care about shapewear.. or do they? :thinking: :waiting:

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    Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:

    I’MMA STOP COMING UP IN HERE CUZ YA’LL STAY IGNORING ME!!!! :cuss:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    @ Cougar

    Honestly, it ain’t eem that serious. I didn’t think u were subbing me tho, and that last font wasn’t aimed at you to be honest. Bygones are bygones n shyt.

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Goat…. But he can butcher some corn on the cob and spit grape seed into the trash tho

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    So you saying his grill so fcuked up, that he can’t even Bar-B-Que?!?!

    *************************************************

    :wail: :wail:

    I swear fo’ neckbones I’m USING THIS on the next person with a whack grill.

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    S. Epatha Twerkerson says:

    BrownskinQT says:

    Well hellur there beautiful :kiss: Ummm, your kisses taste like fresh air :love: fresh air somebody just farted into :think:

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    cougar lover says:

    WUT

    it depends on what i was after that night. if i just washed up the whip, took her out to mortons, and got a room at the marriot up the street. then yeah i’d only want what she was selling pre-purchase (i’d still hit but wouldn’t spend as much next time). if it was a regular occasion, then i prolly wouldn’t mind as much.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    WHY???
    _______

    Cause folks be telling em they sounds beautiful! :heart: :rofl: And in they heads, they sounds beautiful!!!

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @OTB.. i dont think most men care..

    @DEM Hola…. :waves:

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    Apparition says:

    Is the straight part of the D the stomach and the curve is the ass or the other way around?
    ————————
    She talkin about how their stomach pokes out in the side view (capital D), but there’s sorcery from straight ahead.

    :think: In a kind of related topic, I wonder if them google glass frames will have real-time photoshop and filters?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    BOMB :eek:

    *scrolls Up*

    GIRL WE AINT TOMBOUT NOTHING!!! :hug: Come on in and talk about nothing tew!!!

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    Shuga Honey says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Naw. You. Right there >.<

    Bald- faced is just male speak so I can give you a mention, no pernts tho. *giggles*
    ______________________

    youre not the boss of me, OTB!!

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    goat76 says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    :rofl: @ Goat.
    —————–
    You :rofl: @ my standards???

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    @ 2 Cribz

    Want me to tickle that scalp with the finest rat tailed comb money can buy? Guaranteed pleasure, as it was made from fine ivory and the tears of Blue Ivy.

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Men dont really care about shapewear.. or do they?

    *************************************************

    From what I hear Beebers, ONLY if a broad comes busting out that bish like Professor Klump with the lights on.

    Or if she gotta reach in there and unroll her tits before she take it off.

    #came from a REAL conversation with a dude about the pros and cons of industrial strength Spanx.

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    BrownskinQT says:

    Bomb. you bet’ not go no where!!!! You have to give us updates on you and the bombettes!!! HMPH!!!! :cuss:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    WELL NOW, look how we raised our boy childs up. :yes:

    Ise right proud. :nun:

    Cause if this was me and She-who-shall-not-be-named *tosses hair* Chile cheese. :ban: TUH-day.

    :hahaha: #growth #HeaintdonewithUSyet™

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    And to comment on the D shape once more….I don’t mind a pudge at all, as long as when she turns around, I make an ugly face and say to myself “dat ass doe”

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I’m dying right now cause my brother got some chick coming to pick him up and my daughter done called the sprite gfriend and out her on speaker phone wanting to talk to my nephew.

    #IM CRINE :wails:

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    @ Goat – Nope! Just at your blatant honesty.
    That’s a good thing that you are realistic. :hug:

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    BrownskinQT says:

    fresh air somebody just farted into
    ________________

    oooooooohhhh sucka, let’s get it on … :karate:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    youre not the boss of me, OTB!!
    ______________

    But I am the boss of the pernt system!!!! :rules:

    *Moves another bead on your abacus* :huh: Keep it up.

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    zurishay says:

    Shout out to my old projects in the background!!!!! AP!

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    goat76 says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    Goat says:
    explain the 8 and D?
    Is the straight part of the D the stomach and the curve is the ass or the other way around?
    ___________________
    The gut is the D and the azz is flat…
    ——————–
    Oh, nah, that shat don’t matter. Yeah, most men want that perfectly shaped woman(Thats the American Dream), but that ain’t a deal breaker for a relationship and definitely not for an oil & lube job.

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    MissHarlem says:

    YARD :yes: very cordial. We all said that once we got back to the mas camp even complimented and really protected people from jumping up with us who was not in costume *marks this day down as I actually complimented the NYPD*

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    Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:

    Snooty :hi:

    OTB :thinking:

    Brownskin :oops:

    Chan :rofl: Blue Ivy tears and chit though

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    #came from a REAL conversation with a dude about the pros and cons of industrial strength Spanx
    ____________________________

    :wail: :wail: Our research Dept is WITHOUT Flaw yall hear me!!!!

    We the bess!!! :hahaha:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    All of these unity posts have been sponsored by Stevie Wonder’s solo part of the original, USA for Africa version of “We Are The World”

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    Shuga Honey says:

    i really do own an abacus too :lol:

    got it from ikea. it was great when my son was in kindergarten.

    #culcha :tea:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    ChanAintShyt says:comment on the D shape once more….I don’t mind a pudge at all, as long as when she turns around, I make an ugly face and say to myself “dat ass doe”
    ~
    ~
    :casket:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I don’t mind a pudge at all, as long as when she turns around, I make an ugly face and say to myself “dat ass doe”
    ___________

    Weakkkkkk at this :rofl:

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    S. Epatha Twerkerson says:

    oooooooohhhh sucka, let’s get it on … :karate:

    :lol: No fighting here :nono: I like a woman with a bit of stank to her breath. That way she dont smell minez :yes: Win/Win :sheep:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Shout out to my old projects in the background!!!!! AP!
    by zurishay on Sep 10, 2013 at 3:47 pm
    ———–
    Ok Zurich I see you!!!

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    @ Fellas,

    So you get with a new chick and you feeling her…..have sex for the first time and she does tricks that you KNOW she has had to practice on numerous occasions….you wife her up or nahh?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    zurishay says:

    Shout out to my old projects in the background!!!!! AP!

    _______________

    NEW YORKKKKK Concrete jungle where Dreams are MADEEEE offffff. :heart:

    I sound just like AKeys too. :yes: And yeah I know thats not saying much.. haters. :hahaha:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I have a friend and she had lap band but she didn’t work out and she started wearing body magic. I heard from a couple of guys she been with that when she took off her clothes that they had the sudden urge to do laundry and eat a 50 lb bucket of chitterlings.

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    The gut is the D and the azz is flat…
    ——————–
    Oh, nah, that shat don’t matter. Yeah, most men want that perfectly shaped woman(Thats the American Dream), but that ain’t a deal breaker for a relationship and definitely not for an oil & lube job.

    *************************

    Game proper!
    MESSAGE!

    This explains the looming question that is forever present when I see a non-media matched couple(The Unabridged Editions).

    “How in da’ HAYLE did she get HIM!?”

    :coffee:

    Thanks Goat! #knowingishalfthebattle.GIJOEEEEEEE!

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    BrownskinQT says:

    No fighting here I like a woman with a bit of stank to her breath. That way she dont smell minez Win/Win

    ______________

    I ‘ll keep it that way just for you :rofl:

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    I don’t know if yall care or not, but the new iphone looks like a damn toy. ugh

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    OKAY LADIES… SO THERE…PLEASE MAKE NOTE WHEN YOU ARE HAVING SELF ESTEEM ISSUES.. MEN..MOST MEN DON’T SEE WHAT WE SEE!!! IF YOU ARE A SIZE 2 OR 12 OR WHATEVER! GIRL YOUR CONFIDENCE IS KEY!

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    goat76 says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    @ Goat – Nope! Just at your blatant honesty.
    That’s a good thing that you are realistic
    —————————

    LOL!!… I try to live by, being realistic.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    All of these unity posts have been sponsored by Stevie Wonder’s solo part of the original, USA for Africa version of “We Are The World”
    ______________

    :crying1: <–ugly beauty cry

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    Shuga Honey says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    I have a friend and she had lap band but she didn’t work out and she started wearing body magic. I heard from a couple of guys she been with that when she took off her clothes that they had the sudden urge to do laundry and eat a 50 lb bucket of chitterlings.
    _________________________

    but they still hit tho, huh? :tea:

    thats terrible tho, i seen something like that on True Life.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Zurich
    _______

    GIT!!! :chase:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    So you get with a new chick and you feeling her…..have sex for the first time and she does tricks that you KNOW she has had to practice on numerous occasions….you wife her up or nahh
    ________________

    AWW COME THE FUKK ON :cuss:

    :bite:

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    BrownskinQT says:

    they had the sudden urge to do laundry and eat a 50 lb bucket of chitterlings

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :casket:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I have a friend and she had lap band but she didn’t work out and she started wearing body magic. I heard from a couple of guys she been with that when she took off her clothes that they had the sudden urge to do laundry and eat a 50 lb bucket of chitterlings.

    _______________________

    WHY FORE GAWD :wtf:

    :casket:

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    Shuga Honey says:

    ChanAintShyt says:

    @ Fellas,

    So you get with a new chick and you feeling her…..have sex for the first time and she does tricks that you KNOW she has had to practice on numerous occasions….you wife her up or nahh?
    _________________________

    they wife me up and send them other nigs a thank you card. oh wait, you wasnt asking us :kona:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    (The Unabridged Editions).
    _______________

    :lol: :hahaha:

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    ChanAintShyt says:

    @ Fellas,

    So you get with a new chick and you feeling her…..have sex for the first time and she does tricks that you KNOW she has had to practice on numerous occasions….you wife her up or nahh?
    —————————–
    See this here is a dumb chick… so I hope they would say heellll no! A SMART chick will slowly introduce new shyt. While you giving him the business you look coy and say babe I want to try something I saw on a flick. When I saw it I KNEW I wanted to try it with you!” Coy :wink:

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    puppylove says:

    I just sat and watched Sherri Shepherd azz twerk wtf is wrong with me

    by jeniefrumdabloc on Sep 10, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    _——

    Now u know sherri aint got noassatall

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    SMH @ OTB not wanting to hold back on the snapper tricks….don’t tell me you have a guide to the greatest kegel exercises.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    :newpost: HIV running rampant in adult film industry

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    MissHarlem says:

    Seen that in person and it made me who admires a female body to turn strictly d!ckly :no: sad day for me SAD

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    gypsyeyes says:

    Shuga Honey says:

    gypsyeyes says:
    I have a friend and she had lap band but she didn’t work out and she started wearing body magic. I heard from a couple of guys she been with that when she took off her clothes that they had the sudden urge to do laundry and eat a 50 lb bucket of chitterlings.
    _________________________
    but they still hit tho, huh? :tea:
    thats terrible tho, i seen something like that on True Life.
    ___________________
    She paid for the room or they were in a park and ride lot. and if you got all that and trying to fugg in the car…what that car smell like. I aint skinny but what you see is what you get. I aint cinching myself up in no shyt that gets someone’s hopes up. I still have curves and womanly figure. If that nigga like what he see from the outside when we get naked he gonna like that too. Plus you know I can suck the marrow out a chicken bone from another room.

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    BrownskinQT says:

    So you get with a new chick and you feeling her…..have sex for the first time and she does tricks that you KNOW she has had to practice on numerous occasions….you wife her up or nahh?

    ___________________

    I knew I shouldn’t have done the hula hoop and spoon move to soon!!! Dang!

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I heard from a couple of guys she been with that when she took off her clothes that they had the sudden urge to do laundry and eat a 50 lb bucket of chitterlings
    ——-
    Dang she smashing the homeys eh? :no:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    Absorbing the game that Shuga and Wut are handing out…..got Roxy Renyolds and Jada Fire on their xvideos/dotcom browser bookmarks….don’t ask.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    thats terrible tho, i seen something like that on True Life.

    ___________________

    :rofl: Worth a pernt..

    *RELUCTANTLY slides TWO pernts on your abacus..one simply cause you got one..and another for IKEA :heart: *

    3pernts in TWO comments!!!! :champ:

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @WUT… I agree you cant show everything in your arsenal on the first, second or third date.

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    goat76 says:

    ChanAintShyt says:

    @ Fellas,
    So you get with a new chick and you feeling her…..have sex for the first time and she does tricks that you KNOW she has had to practice on numerous occasions….you wife her up or nahh?
    ———————-
    I want an experienced woman, so I’m gonna have to live with that chance. Just pray she did it the right way(I can explain). Got damn, y’all gonna make a nigga stay single…lol

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @GYP.. LOL at your daughter

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    don’t tell me you have a guide to the greatest kegel exercises.
    ___________

    :tape:

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    Shuga Honey says:

    WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

    —————————–
    See this here is a dumb chick… so I hope they would say heellll no! A SMART chick will slowly introduce new shyt. While you giving him the business you look coy and say babe I want to try something I saw on a flick. When I saw it I KNEW I wanted to try it with you!” Coy
    ___________

    ummm because I want to. if he can appreciate it cool but if he cant oh well. sex is not only about HIM, i do what i do partly because I like to.

    I be like lights, camera, ACTION! Its the Shuga Honey show, baybee!! im a leo and i always be on my showoff shyt. :buttshake:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Jada Fire :heart:

    :tea:

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    3halos says:

    Chrissy’s hairline is the worst.

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    WUT SED "GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!" says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    I have a friend and she had lap band but she didn’t work out and she started wearing body magic. I heard from a couple of guys she been with that when she took off her clothes that they had the sudden urge to do laundry and eat a 50 lb bucket of chitterlings.
    ——————————-
    :rofl: If the person don’t work out with that junk.. you will look like a freakin shar-pei under the clothes… I have a friend who had the gastric and she has to roll her boobs up in her bra no joke.

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    Miany says:

    I followed the story Fay.. why the first wife dont whoop the new yt chicks azz??

    I know why…she too busy tending to this revenge baby she done made….
    YOUR cuzzes ex wife need to whoop the klansmen she got preggo for then go whoop the yt chick thats puttin on for facebook… that second whooppin is bout the principle.

    :rofl: :rofl: :hahaha: LMFAO!!!

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