Woman makes 300 sandwiches for an engagement ring

300 sandwiches

Stephanie Smith, an otherwise intelligent black woman, is making headlines in the blogoshphere for pressuring her white boyfriend into proposing to her.

Stephanie promised to make 300 sandwiches for her boyfriend Eric if he put a ring on her finger. Stephanie is aware that her stunt reeks of desperation, but she’s making those 300 sandwiches anyway.

From Cocoa Fab:

Stephanie responded to the deluge of criticism by saying, “If he wasn’t the kind of guy that was worth one sandwich, I wouldn’t be making 300 sandwiches.” She added: “And plus it was a joke. It was light, it’s funny. Come on, it’s a sandwich. It’s supposed to be just lighthearted.”

Black women have historically pressured men into marrying them for less than 300 sandwiches. That explains why the divorce rate is higher in the black community than any other race.

Smith, a reporter for New York Post, revealed she was the brains behind the 300 Sandwiches blog in a Post feature on Tuesday. Headlined “I’m 124 Sandwiches Away From An Engagement Ring,” the piece delved into the blog’s premise and Smith’s journey thus far.

Eric says he loved the first sandwich she made for him so much that he declared, “Honey, you’re 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!” And so the blog was born: Smith has so far made 177 tasty sandwiches, including lobster rolls and even ice cream sandwiches.

“My boyfriend, Eric, is the gourmet cook in our relationship, but he’d always want me to make him a sandwich,” she wrote. “‘Sandwiches are love,’ he says. “‘Especially when you make them. You can’t get a sandwich with love from the deli.’”

Within hours of the Post’s big reveal, word spread in the blogosphere like wildfire. Some called her desperate while others said she was misguided. In the end, Stephanie is taking all of the criticism with a grain of salt and says that she knows her boyfriend and knows he’s worth it.



 


  • MsOnederful

    Plum fool

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Uhh ok I guess…. :blink:

  • Gigi26

    FOR THAT DUDE IN THE PIC?! :eek:

    Da fck is our world coming to? Sista, WAKKKKEEEE UPPPPPPP!!

  • luVn_liFe…

    Black women have historically pressured men into marrying them for less than 300 sandwiches. That explains why the divorce rate is higher in the black community than any other race.
    ~
    ~
    :eek:

  • Smonae

    Hmmmm :think:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Why kind of …. matter of fact nevermind. Miss lady, if he does not want to marry you, then all that food won’t matter. Jesus be some chips and a Pepsi to go with her sandwiches

  • luVn_liFe…

    YTs Are desperate as fcuk to get married to, swallowing cu.m to save for the turkey baster later
    chiii

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    She’s pretty. Why does she want to marry Powder?? :no:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    Black women have historically pressured men into marrying them for less than 300 sandwiches. That explains why the divorce rate is higher in the black community than any other race
    ————
    Shyt got me hollering :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Jesus be some chips and a Pepsi to go with her sandwiches
    :rofl:
    lmao

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Wow, he looks dorky.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    LuV I read you showed your pretty pic and I missed it :cry: Shady boots :lol:

  • Gigi26

    And Cocoa Fab needs to shut her effing mouth with that misguided statistic.

    Sprite women are doing the same thing…thoes hoes don’t even marry for love, they marry for the pure GREEN $$ and they ain’t ashamed to tell it.

    So don’t even go there bytch. We are the neck and if the brother don’t fit the bill to be the head, she will leave and go somewhere else where she is appreciated. Come on now.

  • WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl:

    So she took the whole a way to a man heart thing literally huh… 300 sambiches doe…that yt dyck got her crazy :rofl:

  • Diva

    @Shuga I’ll be very gentle with Carrington! :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    HOw long they been going together :rolleyes:

  • Gigi26

    And watch when she make that 300 sammich, he gone leave her ass for a white guhl :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

    marriage…the very idea

    :offtopic:

    :cuss:

    if this chick breaks up the convo one more time, to Vine another before/after meal sequence… :shotsfired:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Ion even care no mo’ Diva, Sho’ don’t.

  • Diva

    :wave: hey Luvnnnnnnn my lovin you never gone get it :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:I read you showed your pretty pic and I missed it
    ~
    ~
    wasnt ME

  • Diva

    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:

    Ion even care no mo’ Diva, Sho’ don’t.
    ——————–
    Brown you can get in on the action too :wink:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :kiss: DIVA

    @Cougarlover??? what does that mean??? if this chick breaks up the convo one more time, to Vine another before/after meal sequence…

  • WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl:

    Somebody needs to reveal to her that 301st sandwich he gone finally introduce his male lover to her… :tea:

  • Diva

    luVn_liFe… says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:I read you showed your pretty pic and I missed it
    ~
    ~
    wasnt ME
    —————-
    Yes you did…I seent that pretty pic too!!! :love:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    And watch when she make that 300 sammich, he gone leave her ass for a white guhl
    ——
    That will demand that they eat out every dag on day. That YT girl aiin’t about to cook or make a damn thing. Watch. :tea:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    Gigi26 says:

    FOR THAT DUDE IN THE PIC?!

    Da fck is our world coming to? Sista, WAKKKKEEEE UPPPPPPP!!
    ________________________

    :nono: my porta reefa dude is NOT cute. he look like a little coqui, but he is sooooo nice to me and does everything i could ever want him to.

    fugg these sexy chocolate black dudes that only show up to your house with a hard dyck, empty belly and criticism.

    my baby making days are over so i dont have to worry about having no funny looking little coqui kids so hey :shrugs:

    gotta get in where you fit in cuz truth be told that scrawny lady in that pic need to eat ALL 300 of them sammiches by her dam self.

  • luVn_liFe…

    WUT U GONE DO WITH THAT LIL THANG?!! :rofl: says: Somebody needs to reveal to her that 301st sandwich he gone finally introduce his male lover to her
    ~
    ~
    MHH HMM,
    he likes SALAMi sammiches Better, silly Broad

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    The fawk is wrong with folks :blink:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Somebody needs to reveal to her that 301st sandwich he gone finally introduce his male lover to her…
    ——-
    Who is her dag on brother. A damn shame

  • Caramel Rain

    Sandwiches are love
    **********

    :rofl: :cosign: :rofl:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Brown you can get in on the action to
    _________________________

    Nope, I don’t like to share my candy!!! :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Diva says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    MisTaken The Black Mamba says:I read you showed your pretty pic and I missed it
    ~
    ~
    wasnt ME
    —————-
    Yes you did…I seent that pretty pic too!!!
    :chase:
    WHO’s talKing to you?? :cell:

  • Caramel Rain

    It’s only so mannie ways you can put meat on bread tho..

  • Shandra

    oh well…if you like it, i love it! :shrug:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    It’s only so mannie ways you can put meat on bread tho..
    —–
    I. FUGGIN. HOLLERED.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Nakeya_J says:

    Why kind of …. matter of fact nevermind. Miss lady, if he does not want to marry you, then all that food won’t matter. Jesus be some chips and a Pepsi to go with her sandwiches
    _________________

    :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    :rofl: Shuga!!!

    Chile it’s a new day if bytches is starting to play the “Mammy” with their Sprite boyfriends.. :no:

    Someone need to strap her down n show her D’jango like 50-11 times.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

    luVn_liFe… says:

    @Cougarlover??? what does that mean??? if this chick breaks up the convo one more time, to Vine another before/after meal sequence…
    ——————————-

    a friend of mind keeps doing those Vine videos where you show the food on a plate disappearing, bite after bite. we’ll be talking and she’ll be like, “hold up lemme take this pic.”

    and i be like, “oh..ok…aight.. :shotsfired:

  • Gigi26

    I wonder if she made the infamous negro sammich yet… a fried fish sammich, a bolgna sammich, butter sammich, syrup sammich…shyt we ain’t got nothing but condiments in our house sammich…

    Start making them struggle sammiches and see how long he stick around Ms Smith

  • http://gravatar.com/sincerity7 Sincerity7

    Dumb azz phuck

  • Nips Washington

    When he gets to sandwich #297, he’s gonna tell her dumb @$$ it ain’t working out and leave her for some Puerto Rican masseuse named Ernesto

  • BoringMale

    Nothing wrong with a little determination. Good for her.

  • Gigi26

    Puerto Rican masseuse named Ernesto
    —————————————

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I need a sammich,Im starving. How do I contact this chick?

  • Caramel Rain

    Nakeya you so silly :lol:

  • gypsyeyes

    That 300th sandwich needs to be a jam sandwich…take 2 pieces of bread and jam them together…that should get her a ring!

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    I really could careless. Looks like they corny, so they got a corny ass relationship

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @Kenya :) I can’t take this lady serious. I wonder how much lunch meat she is buying at a time?

  • Caramel Rain

    :lol: She buy in bulk from Sam’s. She prob buy that expensive deli meat too! Boarshead or some crap.. And even if he gives her the ring, does she have to make more sandwiches for the wedding?

  • luVn_liFe…

    Who’s keeping count of the sandwiches made?
    Are they marking on a dry eraser board?

  • Ty

    Gigi26 says:

    And watch when she make that 300 sammich, he gone leave her ass for a white guhl
    _______________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

    Gigi26 says:

    I wonder if she made the infamous negro sammich yet… a fried fish sammich, a bolgna sammich, butter sammich, syrup sammich…shyt we ain’t got nothing but condiments in our house sammich…

    Start making them struggle sammiches and see how long he stick around Ms Smith
    —————————–

    seeing that yt peepa like tomato sandwiches with dukes mayo. a struggle sandwich may be right up his alley

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Who’s keeping count of the sandwiches made?
    Are they marking on a dry eraser board?
    ______________________________

    i think they keep a blog. she said some of them have been ice cream sammiches. yumm :pizza:

    i could go for a good ice cream sammy right about now. im jealous. :(

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @Kenya Listen after 300 sandwhiches, I hope she learns to make something else. I would not want to see another sandwich. How long is it going to take her to make the rest of them anyway? Is he eating them for every meal of the day?

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I need a sammich,Im starving. How do I contact this chick?
    by luVn_liFe… on Sep 26, 2013 at 2:09 pm
    —————-
    :lol: no know right.
    I am still made and that pic :blink: Diva SEENT it

  • Bootcampgirl

    Fck this chick, her weird looking boyfriend and their eccentric relationship….
    :mad: I’m ready to go home

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSXiyQbYzEk cougar lover

    :zzz:

  • Caramel Rain

    Keya, surely they cant be eating a sandwich EVERY night.. I dont think she thought this through :lo:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Is she at least donating the 300 sandwiches to the homeless? :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    +1 Boot. Im ret to go!

    She just skin folk. Not kin folk. Fugg this bish. :irritated:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    :facepalm:

    i think some of yall may be taking this a little too literally.

  • OutsidetheBox

    seeing that yt peepa like tomato sandwiches with dukes mayo. a struggle sandwich may be right up his alley
    _______________

    Yum. But I need bacon and a lil black pepper too. Cold crisp slice of iceburg. :heart:

  • lola

    The yts give their boyfriends ultimatums. R they desperate and headed towards divorce too.

    :rollseyes:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @Kenya right! I was thinking there is no way every dag on night yall eatching chips and lunch meat. That is NOT dinner. And so she don’t have to do anything else but feed you bread and lunch meat?! Sir, bye. And no, she did not think that through at all.

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Work with these Lil’ Debbie’s and when you’re done get ready.

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    Sandra Rose says:

    Is she at least donating the 300 sandwiches to the homeless?
    _____________________

    :thinking:

    she’s not making them all in one day, hun. and hell even if she did, they both magga as hell and could stand to eat every last one of them sammiches.

    magga = jamaican patois term for skinny

    cuz i just know Caramel is going to ask :rolleyes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    They just joking Shuga Honey. :lol:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I am irritated and ready to go home since last week :cuss: I have a feeling I will be like this for the next few months trying to not quit this job before the holidays are over :no:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    OutsidetheBox says:

    seeing that yt peepa like tomato sandwiches with dukes mayo. a struggle sandwich may be right up his alley
    _______________

    Yum. But I need bacon and a lil black pepper too. Cold crisp slice of iceburg
    ———
    Some nice crispy beef bacon, and toasted bread. And some ice tea?! Chhiillleeee

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Shuga I think people (read:me) are being silly and picking apart stuff to make it through the day :bite:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Uhhh, thanks for the definition because I was going to let google be my friend… :kona:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    OutsidetheBox says:

    They just joking Shuga Honey.
    _____________________________

    are they, OTB? are they? :tea:

  • lola

    fugg these sexy chocolate black dudes that only show up to your house with a hard dyck, empty belly and criticism

    :cosign:

    First thing they ask is who you live with #JESUS

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Shuga Honey says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    They just joking Shuga Honey.
    _____________________________

    are they, OTB? are they?
    ——
    We are. It’s what we do.

  • luVn_liFe…

    i
    need
    a
    SAMMICH
    Im
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
    HoonGRyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • OutsidetheBox

    The yts give their boyfriends ultimatums. R they desperate and headed towards divorce too.
    ____________

    :popcorn: Fay had posted a question..how long would you wait to get married after being engaged?

    My white girlfriends be like ” :love: I’ll wait FUH-ever. “

  • luVn_liFe…

    :rofl:

    :hahaha:

  • Bootcampgirl

    I absolutely am, I think they wanted to get the people going and that’s exactly what they did. This story was all over the web this morning with every reporter adding their own spin :shrugs: I’ll just take one of those sandwiches right about now…

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    magga = jamaican patois term for skinny

    cuz i just know Caramel is going to ask
    ——
    *giggles and goes to watch the Jamaican Vending Machine thing again* :hahaha:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Stephanie Smith, an otherwise intelligent black woman, is making headlines in the blogoshphere for pressuring her white boyfriend into proposing to her.
    Stephanie promised to make 300 sandwiches for her boyfriend Eric if he put a ring on her finger. Stephanie is aware that her stunt reeks of desperation, but she’s making those 300 sandwiches anyway.

    :rofl: I can only imagine if she were doing this for a Black man would she still be otherwise intelligent :tea: I need Montana Taylors grandma to tell this woman that her man is indeed A Gay. This is what happens when you have things like Knows how to do hair, and Loves to shop on your list of good qualities in a man :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I’ll wait FUH-ever. “
    :rofl: and they Will

    ~
    ~
    my brother in law has been shopping for his GF’s ring for over three yrs NOW
    :hahaha:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    What would Tiny do :think:

  • Bootcampgirl

    :tape:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    are they, OTB? are they?
    by Shuga Honey on Sep 26, 2013 at 2:34 pm
    —————
    :lol: You are a mess. Are you saying that some of us Them are remedial fontera
    Like :gossip: DTTS

  • OutsidetheBox

    are they, OTB? are they?
    ——
    We are. It’s what we do.
    _____________________

    Professionals. :lol:

  • BoringMale

    fugg these sexy chocolate black dudes that only show up to your house with a hard dyck, empty belly and criticism

    —————-

    lol I always tell my lil sister to date/have sex with BORING dudes…they are the most employable…and will most likely stay around if an accident (pregnancy) happens. I hope she listens cause mr “sexy chocolate” will have her as a single mother. Hate for that to happen to her.

  • OutsidetheBox

    What would Tiny do
    _____________

    BOLLLL!!! I just posted on FB that I wanna quit my job. Gone head and get me fYred. :hahaha: :hug:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Are you saying that some of us Them are remedial fontera :bounce:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    What would Tiny do
    _______________

    :kona:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    I don’t see the big deal.

  • MissHarlem

    Bitch is dumb. THE END

  • OutsidetheBox

    First thing they ask is who you live with #JESUS
    ________________

    Welp. :ghost: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • 3halos

    If anything, I think they are just CORNY as hell but madly in love. Peace be with them. At least she’s not twerking up against some building or doing the wop in Walmart for a man… :coffee:

  • Bootcampgirl

    I forgot NASCAR is here, the city is going to be bumper to bumper :crying:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    BOLLLL!!! I just posted on FB that I wanna quit my job. Gone head and get me fYred.

    :lol: Nooooooooooo. We dont need no new lemonade stands poppin up next summa :rofl:

  • lola

    ..how long would you wait to get married after being engaged?

    _________

    Gots to get engaged first. Some brothers think living together mean something. They dont want to move too fast

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    MissHarlem says:

    Bitch is dumb. THE END

    :lol: As am I, I had no clue we could font Bitch :rofl: no more bish for me! bitch bitch bitchAdee bitch :danban1:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    so thats what happened to Stoney Jackson!

    he grew up and became Duane Martin :shocked:

    thats the same dam nigga!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    my brother in law has been shopping for his GF’s ring for over three yrs NOW
    __________________

    :hahaha: :yes:

  • 3halos

    RT LOLA… Don’t start acting like you are married until you are at least engaged.

  • Caramel Rain

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    @Kenya right! I was thinking there is no way every dag on night yall eatching chips and lunch meat. That is NOT dinner. And so she don’t have to do anything else but feed you bread and lunch meat?! Sir, bye. And no, she did not think that through at all.

    *********

    well at least he’s easy to please :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl: have a bitching day BREN

  • OutsidetheBox

    I see a BIG DEAL :eek: Hey @Therapisttttttt *bats eyelashes* :kiss: Long time no see. Looking good as always. *insert any other thing to massage your ego* I love a big ego. Stroking helps ‘em grow. :eek:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    so thats what happened to Stoney Jackson!

    he grew up and became Duane Martin
    ______________________________________

    :casket: My goodness!!!!

  • 3halos

    This dude would probably pick up two more jobs for a southern, home-cooked meal. Apparently, there’s something peculiar about these yt men, I see… maybe she’s on to something.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Nooooooooooo. We dont need no new lemonade stands poppin up next summa
    _______________

    All them kids. And the market so tight. :bite:

    I was thinking yard service instead. :hahaha:

  • lola

    @3halos

    Too late he gone and borrowed trash bags to pack.

  • luVn_liFe…

    I see a BIG DEAL Hey @Therapisttttttt *
    ~
    ~
    :lolsign:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    therapist1911 says:

    I don’t see the big deal.
    _______________________

    you dont? well look again :rules:

    this got racism and sexism written all over it. she is his engagement ring-indentured servant. dont you see it?!?!

    :sarcasm:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Don’t start acting like you are married until you are at least engaged.
    _____________________________

    That’s a hard lesson to learn

  • 3halos

    NO HE DID NOT BORROW TRASH BAGS??? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well good riddens to him. GAWDDDD

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    MissHarlem says:
    Bitch is dumb. THE END
    :lol: As am I, I had no clue we could font Bitch :rofl: no more bish for me! bitch bitch bitchAdee bitch
    ______________

    :hahaha: Bren is a damn fool

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    There is no big deal
    THIS IS A MANUFACTURED CRISIS :woohoo:
    :hahaha: :rofl: I don’t know why this is so funny to me. Y’all pray for me :blink:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Too late he gone and borrowed trash bags to pack.
    ~

    ~
    How elegant.. just made me think when the chick from Jersey shore came to the shore house, she had GARBAGE bags :rofl:
    The expressions wer priceless.
    WHEN they got her booted, they wer like go bag up ur shyte :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    This dude would probably pick up two more jobs for a southern, home-cooked meal.
    ____________

    :hahaha: :yes:

  • lola

    Sure did. Force Flex with Febreeze, nig traveling in style.

  • FuturedocDonte

    Jesus be some chips and a Pepsi to go with her sandwiches

    :dead:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Dude in the picture looks like he plays with his pickle

  • gypsyeyes

    Shuga- you fed up with the bull shyt and you wanna diffuse any manufactured crisis that may come up.

  • luVn_liFe…

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says: Dude in the picture looks like he plays with his pickle
    ~
    ~
    His hair looks like mine when i cut it last YR

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I just realized I went to lunch early today because I had a early afternoon appointment. So normally this would be my 4’oclock… But it’s not
    This can’t be life… There gotta me more :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Force Flex with Febreeze, nig traveling in style.
    ___________

    *diessssssssssssssss

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    *be more
    Ole fat finger IPhone girl

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Awww! Ol’ corny azz simple oblivious airhead lady… awwww! (slow awwwww)

    She can go right on ahead assembling sammiches.
    And he can right go on and get her the lil’ azz ring.

    But she best be prepared, because when they fall out, the first thang he’s going to say in anger is, (come on, say it with me because y’all know it’s true)

    “You sandwich making bish!”

    Men are cut like that. Take the best thing you do and use it against you.

    :coffee:

  • 3halos

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Force Flex with Febreeze, nig traveling in style.
    ___________

    *diessssssssssssssss

    ————————-
    I just spit out my coffee.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    His hair looks like mine when i cut it last YR
    by luVn_liFe… on Sep 26, 2013 at 2:55 pm
    —————–
    But you rocked that ish right?? RIGHT?!!! :blink:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    wait did Brenden say bitchadee bitch?

    :rofl:

    whooo chile

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Dude in the picture looks like he plays with his pickle

    *********

    does hit sit on it betweenst his butt cheeks

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Force flex with Febreze is all I use *uppity*
    His clothes gon smell so good with that lavender vanilla…
    Unlike Caramels dirty clothes basket :hahaha:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    gypsyeyes says:

    Shuga- you fed up with the bull shyt and you wanna diffuse any manufactured crisis that may come up.
    _________________________

    you see how Caramel done sucked me into her vortex o’bullshyt?

    :(

    got me all confused by her confusion.

  • luVn_liFe…

    But you rocked that ish right?? RIGHT?!!!
    :rofl:

    :crying:

    CheDDup!

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    does hit sit on it betweenst his butt cheeks
    by Caramel Rain on Sep 26, 2013 at 2:58 pm
    ————–
    :yes: and it looks mooshed like Squiward

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    you see how Caramel done sucked me into her vortex o’bullshyt
    got me all confused by her confusion.
    ——————-
    Yew stop it :spank: to e know her is to e love her

  • Caramel Rain

    Shuga Honey says:

    gypsyeyes says:

    Shuga- you fed up with the bull shyt and you wanna diffuse any manufactured crisis that may come up.
    _________________________

    you see how Caramel done sucked me into her vortex o’bullshyt?

    got me all confused by her confusion.

    ********
    n!gga, dont blame that on me.. you on yo own shuga

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    His hair looks like mine when i cut it last YR
    by luVn_liFe… on Sep 26, 2013 at 2:55 pm
    —————–
    But you rocked that ish right?? RIGHT?!!!
    _________________

    :crying:

    i been laughing all day. my cheeks hurt!!!

  • gypsyeyes

    You don’t know whether to scratch your butt or wind your watch!

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Why did I just refresh (to make sure I wasn’t left in here like mannie mannie times before) and I read the title woman makes 300 sandwiches for engagement ring and it sounds like she had a marathon for Guiness just in the kitchen slanging bread and meat like :phew: 199….206… :crying1: I gotta make it

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    gypsyeyes says:

    You don’t know whether to scratch your butt or wind your watch!
    _________________

    zactly!

    bwoy i tell ya. she good at what she do. :champ:

  • gypsyeyes

    I just went to pick the girls up and that lady with those flesh colored legging confused the shyt outta me and 4 other parents.

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Suki yaki yaki yak saki su
    You sock it to me
    I sock it to you
    :whistle:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    i been laughing all day. my cheeks hurt!!!
    ————–
    Me too. I think I’m delirious :hahaha: :huh/

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Why did I just refresh (to make sure I wasn’t left in here like mannie mannie times before) and I read the title woman makes 300 sandwiches for engagement ring and it sounds like she had a marathon for Guiness just in the kitchen slanging bread and meat like 199….206… I gotta make it

    *****************************

    I thought the same thing.
    And if I was lame enough to do it, I’d made 300 finger sandwiches at ONE TIME and freeze dem bishes. He’da had my ring THE NEXT DAY.
    “No waiting in aisle 3″

  • gypsyeyes

    I just went and got 33 loaves of bread…Imma just make sammiches but i’m trynna get my rent and car not paid. I’m charging for these mofo’s!

    Besides I don’t want my sammiches to bring them types of boys to the yard… someone with that haircut :nono:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I just went to pick the girls up and that lady with those flesh colored legging confused the shyt outta me and 4 other parents.
    _____________
    But was she thick tho?? Cause that makes the difference between whorish or not :lol:

  • Caramel Rain

    I think Im dropping out of grad school :cry:

  • gypsyeyes

    @Brown-you watching the last dragon or sum’in?

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    gyp don’t do it :lol: they not ready for your home cooked meals. You will be engaged by sundown

  • gypsyeyes

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I just went to pick the girls up and that lady with those flesh colored legging confused the shyt outta me and 4 other parents.
    _____________
    But was she thick tho?? Cause that makes the difference between whorish or not :lol:
    _____________________
    Yes, she was thickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and I thought that heffa was naked. I was holding that door with the force…

  • OutsidetheBox

    to e know her is to e love her
    ____________

    Tis true. :yes:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I see a BIG DEAL :eek: Hey @Therapisttttttt *bats eyelashes* :kiss: Long time no see. Looking good as always. *insert any other thing to massage your ego* I love a big ego. Stroking helps ‘em grow.
    ***********************************************

    Hey OTBezzzzy! Keep on stroking…..massaging……me likey!!!

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    @Gypsy, yes I have,lol.

  • Caramel Rain

    I just ate another snicker.

    somebody help me :cry:

  • gypsyeyes

    Caramel Rain says:

    I think Im dropping out of grad school :cry:

    _______________

    Stay there cause according to your font… :wails:

    I kid I kid!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I think Im dropping out of grad school
    ______________

    Why fore? :|

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I think Im dropping out of grad school
    ——————
    *mushes you in the face*. STOP LYING
    Whatchu think about Avery getting buck on Chelsea and next Sharon :popcorn: I don’t like her but I am glad she went off on Chelsea. I want Sharon to go crazy on her :lol:

  • gypsyeyes

    Hey The Rapist…I see you still got your damn shirt off!

  • Caramel Rain

    Where Hony at? There has to be a way to make organic at home choc o late

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    gyp don’t do it they not ready for your home cooked meals. You will be engaged by sundown
    _________________

    :lol:

    :pray: for 5 oclock so i can quit yall. my face hurt and i got tears.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Yes, she was thickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and I thought that heffa was naked.
    ————–
    :hahaha: I bet your face was like :wtf:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    to e know her is to e love her
    ——
    Yes Lord.

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Suki yaki yaki yak saki su
    You sock it to me
    I sock it to you
    :whistle:

    :think: I dunno this one :shrugs:

    Is this all I get :blink:
    Is this supposed to be sum good d*ck?
    Damn, you said you was a good luva
    but youze a 2 min brotha, nukka I aint even bust a sweat
    not to mention-I aint came yet :whistle:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Oh I forgot to tell yall, I went on my interview today! And was shyt the entire time. lol. Pray for me.

  • Bootcampgirl

    <—needs to get my ass back in school, I need a new profession…
    :pray: for Nakeya's new job…

  • Caramel Rain

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Oh I forgot to tell yall, I went on my interview today! And was shyt the entire time. lol. Pray for me.

    :bball: you slam dunked it! :bball: :bounce:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    gypsyeyes says:

    Hey The Rapist…I see you still got your damn shirt off!
    **************************

    If it helps Gypsy, I have a shirt and tie on right now

  • MissHarlem

    LTOSR

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    LTOSR

    by MissHarlem on Sep 26, 2013 at 3:15 pm
    :spank:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    MissHarlem says:

    LTOSR
    _________________

    :casket:

    i died mannie mannie times today. too mannie!

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Thanks Bootcamp and Kenya. Jesus please be a new job and then please let it turn into full time. Amen.

  • Bootcampgirl

    Don’t nobody be lying on here :shocked:

  • gypsyeyes

    I hate MissH

    and the rapist I prefer shirts and ties off…how are you hunny?

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I’m not gwan make its only a wee bit pas tree oh cluck
    My Jamaican accent :tea:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *climbs outta Therapist’s box* :kona:

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Is this all I get
    Is this supposed to be sum good d*ck?
    Damn, you said you was a good luva
    but youze a 2 min brotha, nukka I aint even bust a sweat
    not to mention-I aint came yet
    ______________________

    I got another for ya

    Look back at chu’ fo’ what?
    I’m trying concentrate on bussin’ me a nut
    I know how to suck
    I know how to ride
    I can spin around and keep the **** still inside :listen:

  • gypsyeyes

    I start a contract position on Monday so tomorrow better be lika the bomb!

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Hope you get the job Keya!!!

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Thanks Bootcamp and Kenya. Jesus please be a new job and then please let it turn into full time. Amen.

    Double Amen. And why you got him on the line, please pray 4 an extra 2 inches for me. Thanx. **prayer circle** :happy:

  • gypsyeyes

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I’m not gwan make its only a wee bit pas tree oh cluck
    My Jamaican accent :tea:
    ______________

    Just don’t set no vending machines on fire

  • Caramel Rain

    OTB, I’m just not motivated any more. I’m only taking two classes and one of them is online but I just dont want to do this anymore. Too much stuff going on. I didn’t even go this week.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Keya you can do it :cheer:
    #Bobby Booshay
    Yes spelt like that. Yew mad? :eek:

  • Caramel Rain

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Thanks Bootcamp and Kenya. Jesus please be a new job and then please let it turn into full time. Amen.

    **********

    You will. Think positive thoughts :pray: You got it! Just claim it in the name of Jesus.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :2dance: <— In the prayer circle for jobs and inches.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I just spent 60.00 bucks on some damn cookie dough :facepalm: the shyt you do for you children, especially for a limo ride to lunch, and I don’t even eat cookies :no:

  • Bootcampgirl

    I’ll get in on that prayer circle, I ain’t seen any inches since last year :wail:

  • gypsyeyes

    Is there a Dept of Labor Jesus? Do yall know him? What kinda bible he got? So many questions!

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    OTB, I’m just not motivated any more. I’m only taking two classes and one of them is online but I just dont want to do this anymore. Too much stuff going on. I didn’t even go this week.
    —————–
    Blah blah blah. All I heard was red ants got big booties. Tighten up and fly right :pigsfly: You gotta get that degree in order to keep making above the median income
    #THEMOREYOUKNOW

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I think Im dropping out of grad school
    ——————
    *mushes you in the face*. STOP LYING
    Whatchu think about Avery getting buck on Chelsea and next Sharon I don’t like her but I am glad she went off on Chelsea. I want Sharon to go crazy on her

    **********
    No I’m serious :rollseyes: Everybody cant get their MBA in 1 year like you :eek:

    I havent watched it all this week. I was going to catch up on in it tonight while Im packing and cleaning up before I leave.. What happened :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Bootcampgirl says:

    Don’t nobody be lying on here

    _________________________________________

    Ashhhhiiid. :coffee:
    I done seen a very vocal person lie about something very important to most and then forget their lie, and say some other shyt that couldn’t/wouldn’t be physically possible. But I ain’t one to talk…

    Signed, Miss Bonita Burtrell

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    I got another for ya
    Look back at chu’ fo’ what?
    I’m trying concentrate on bussin’ me a nut
    I know how to suck
    I know how to ride
    I can spin around and keep the **** still inside

    Nice n clean thats what I mean
    funk me with a man with a really long thing
    grab you a mut with a real big butt
    it really doesnt matter if you do it with a slut
    blk white puerto rican
    when you doin this dance you gotta keep thinkin…
    funk me baby funk me baby funnnnk me there :headphones:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’m just not motivated any more. I’m only taking two classes and one of them is online but I just dont want to do this anymore. Too much stuff going on. I didn’t even go this week.
    ______________

    Oh. Life 101. You have to motivate yourself. :yawn: I got into slumps when I was schooling. For sure. Laid up in that nigga dorm aint seen a class all month</del? week. :yawn:

    But AT THE END OF THE DAY you know what you gotta do. Sides who wants to pay for a little bit of grad school. Might as well finish and be in debt forever like the rest of us.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    <— In the prayer circle for jobs and inches.
    ———
    :wails: at inchases. (Said country)

  • Bootcampgirl

    My sister, the good one, will be getting her’s in May, she started in August…so you better stay your ass in school #knowledgeispower

  • Caramel Rain

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    I just spent 60.00 bucks on some damn cookie dough the shyt you do for you children, especially for a limo ride to lunch, and I don’t even eat cookies
    ***********

    :lol: I just got one of the coupon books from my lil cuzin..

    How much cookie dough did you buy? yu and lil JB can make cookies for grandma and grandpa

  • OutsidetheBox

    All I heard was red ants got big booties.
    _____________

    :hahaha:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Kay :popcorn: TELL IT AND SHAME THE DEBIL

  • Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

    Nice n clean thats what I mean
    funk me with a man with a really long thing
    grab you a mut with a real big butt
    it really doesnt matter if you do it with a slut
    blk white puerto rican
    when you doin this dance you gotta keep thinkin…
    funk me baby funk me baby funnnnk me there
    ________________________

    Now I don’t know that one :nono:

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    OTB, I’m just not motivated any more. I’m only taking two classes and one of them is online but I just dont want to do this anymore. Too much stuff going on. I didn’t even go this week.
    —————–
    Blah blah blah. All I heard was red ants got big booties. Tighten up and fly right You gotta get that degree in order to keep making above the median income
    #THEMOREYOUKNOW

    ********
    :chase: Everytime I see that ants got big booties I DIE :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bren I cant stand your gravi. So fugging distracting. :hahaha: :heart:

    :hide: <–from his glare. :lol:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    **********
    No I’m serious Everybody cant get their MBA in 1 year like you
    ———–
    Oh yea remember that? It was 15 months but I digress :winky: Stay strong you can do it. It’s not as long as you think!

  • gypsyeyes

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Bootcampgirl says:
    Don’t nobody be lying on here
    _________________________________________
    Ashhhhiiid. :coffee:
    I done seen a very vocal person lie about something very important to most and then forget their lie, and say some other shyt that couldn’t/wouldn’t be physically possible. But I ain’t one to talk…
    Signed, Miss Bonita Burtrell
    _______________

    If you talking about that time I said I did the triple bye bye birdie that time I danced against Bobby Shaw…I really did!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Might as well finish and be in debt forever like the rest of us.

    _________________________________________

    HalleLEW! :nun:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Nice n clean thats what I mean
    funk me with a man with a really long thing
    grab you a mut with a real big butt
    it really doesnt matter if you do it with a slut
    blk white puerto rican
    when you doin this dance you gotta keep thinkin…
    funk me baby funk me baby funnnnk me there
    ________________________

    Now I don’t know that one
    __________________
    Me either, where is this from :shocked:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    If you talking about that time I said I did the triple bye bye birdie that time I danced against Bobby Shaw…I really did!
    —–
    *goes to u tube to look that show up* :hahaha: Yooooo

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I told my daughter ain’t nobody got time to be selling no dang baked cookies. She took it back unsold. I told her we could go to the store and ball out on 2 packs of Tollhouse cookies and watch movies. She was like :yahoo:

  • GellySammich

    He look like… what’s her name? The strong lady on Game of Thrones that was riding hard for Lady Stark… :thinking:

  • MissHarlem

    KEYA you will be ok I just know it!!

    GYPSY :2dance: happy for you. DONT BE A STRANGER THOUGH

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    If this bish here raise her voice ONE MORE DECIBEL, she will be talking in sonic boom!

    I HATE a loud bish. Shut yo’ ass up bish and WERK! Or blog! Whatever, but STFU! :mad:

  • 3halos

    Caramel Rain, don’t do it…especially if you are close to being finish. Go have yourself one hellava weekend and come back with a vengeance.

  • Caramel Rain

    :lol: @ OTB and her strikethrough.. yea you right..

    Speaking of school, do you really think your kids wanna be home schooled? I know a lady at the church that does that. She makes their clothes and everything. She doesn’t want them exposed to any “outside” influences. They cant do nothing but go to church and home.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Might as well finish and be in debt forever like the rest of us
    ————
    Yea come on over here with us :snort:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Now I don’t know that one

    HWA! Funk me. They filmed the video in my neighborhood :ashamed: At the time, as a child, they were the sexiest, most brutaful wemenz I had ever seen. However looking at the video now :think: The blond had them :biggrin: One wrong move during felatio and you done lost half ya 4skin :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Gyps, nawl! I don’t membah that lil’ piece of info, but I shole thank ya, ’cause I am :rofl:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Hoes With Attitude :rofl: Bitches With Problems :rofl: I cant be the only one who knew these groups :lol:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Care who you be around cause these people you know sound Children of the Cornish. :no:

  • Bootcampgirl

    So, they the female version of Niggas With Attitude :think:
    RIP Eazy E

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Care does everybody in your town know they free yet :whip: All jokes aside… Do you know you free?

  • GellySammich

    talking in sonic boom
    _______________
    :hahaha: this tickled me

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    I cant stand your gravi. So fugging distracting.

    Girl Stonewall was servin um :rofl: I miss him and his tight pants :love: They always looked soooo painful, yet appealing :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    You stay your :smack: azz in grad school Kenya! :mad: #fuggelseyougottodo :huh:

    LuvLife, I requested an appt :cell:
    I won’t be ignored :blink: <–Glenn Close voice :rofl:

  • Caramel Rain

    Thanks for the encouragement yall.. Ima try to finish, at least this semester..

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Bootcampgirl says:

    So, they the female version of Niggas With Attitude :think:
    RIP Eazy E

    :yes: They were on Ruthless records.

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ashhhhiiid.
    I done seen a very vocal person lie about something very important to most and then forget their lie, and say some other shyt that couldn’t/wouldn’t be physically possible. But I ain’t one to talk…

    Signed, Miss Bonita Burtrell
    __________________

    dang i hate when yall do that. have my ass looking for clues :cuss:

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Might as well finish and be in debt forever like the rest of us
    ————
    Yea come on over here with us

    *********
    I’m alreadyt there :(
    :snort:

  • MissHarlem

    Shut yo’ ass up bish and WERK

    LET THE CHURCH SAY AMEN

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I logged in to see Bren’s gravie and :hahaha: Take that mess down. He over there looking like a Bronner Brother

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Hey Loverboy, you ever heard of the Dust or Dirt Mob or Clan, or something like that? :lol: Wrappers from CA, circa 1995 :rofl:

  • gypsyeyes

    From crackheads to the Duggars…what’s next? :thinking:

  • Caramel Rain

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    You stay your azz in grad school Kenya! #fuggelseyougottodo

    LuvLife, I requested an appt
    I won’t be ignored <–Glenn Close voice
    **********
    aint you on vacation? GO do some vacationing…

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Care who you be around cause these people you know sound Children of the Cornish.

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Care does everybody in your town know they free yet All jokes aside… Do you know you free?
    __________________________

    :dead:

    yall must be having a contest to see how many times yall can kill me today

  • Bootcampgirl

    Does anybody else watch Miami Monkey?

  • MissHarlem

    :ghost: Im gonna leave it alone

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Care does everybody in your town know they free yet All jokes aside… Do you know you free?

    ****************
    It took me a min. I’m like free? WTF you talking about free? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    When he was on 227 :love: Hmmmp, he was my boyfriend :yes:

  • MissHarlem

    BOOT I take a peek here and there. I just cant do a whole HOUR of that bullchit :nono:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Happy Vacationing :buttshake:
    I just got back and was kind of glad to be back at work. I’m not a fighter and almost got into two fights :smack:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    dang i hate when yall do that. have my ass looking for clues
    _________________________________________
    I know right. Got me like :thinking: she said very vocal. Does that mean confrontational or mean they just like to font cause I like to font so that could be me but I ain’t never lied so….. I mean I omit stuff for security purposes and some say omission is lie but I don’t subscribe to that method of thinking

    Just rambling to yourself and not even close :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    dang i hate when yall do that. have my ass looking for clues

    *****************************************

    Sawwwy Shuga :hug:

    Usually I just sit back and watch, like Miss Celie was watching Mister light that iron stove with gasoline.

  • MissHarlem

    It took me a min. I’m like free? WTF you talking about free?

    I literally did this :facepalm: at my desk

  • Caramel Rain

    My bad damn. I cant help it if every off topic topic happens to have some sort of relevancy in my life which I share. Fine. I wont type another mo fo word. :tape:

    hmpf. You aint gone make no monkey outta me. Shoot.

  • GellySammich

    Bootcampgirl says:

    Does anybody else watch Miami Monkey?
    _____________
    Never heard of it. What it is?

  • luVn_liFe…

    KayCeiSoul says:

    dang i hate when yall do that. have my ass looking for clues

    *****************************************

    Sawwwy Shuga :hug:

    Usually I just sit back and watch, like Miss Celie was watching Mister light that iron stove with gasoline.
    ~
    ~
    :lol: :hide: :scared:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    What is OTB line? @ them or dap them. (I use that line in real life now, talking about oh uhh my friend says that all the time :oops: :hahaha:)

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    It took me a min. I’m like free? WTF you talking about free
    ________________________
    Cole you stupid :rofl: :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    <–is getting my feet massaged right now :grill: & :nana:

    Now stay ya azz in school before you find yourself on the track :kona:

    #ikidikid :rofl:

  • gypsyeyes

    @Kaycei-so it has nothing to do with the triple bye bye birdie right?

    :nun:

    Can we get a hint?

  • luVn_liFe…

    Fine. I wont type another mo fo word. :woohoo:

    #jK gurrrl :wink:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Dust or Dirt Mob or Clan,

    :think: :pc:

    Memeber Young n da restless…B stands for
    bronco
    benz
    bmw
    bass
    bangles and a pair of bars
    when yall see us pullin up down the ave yall act like we are stars :danban1:

  • GellySammich

    I literally did this :facepalm: at my desk
    _______________
    :(

  • MissHarlem

    CARAMEL you been here to long to be gettin sensitive now :nono: no one can make a monkey out you :lol:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Miss,they are an absolute trip, those NY chicks HATE those Miami broads especially Morgan…the DJ is kind of a cutie..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    KC :hug:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    My bad damn. I cant help it if every off topic topic happens to have some sort of relevancy in my life which I share. Fine. I wont type another mo fo word.

    hmpf. You aint gone make no monkey outta me. Shoot.
    ——
    Shut the hell up. You know we make fun of you and all that but how you know she talking bout you?! Hush!

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Now stay ya azz in school before you find yourself on the track
    ________________________
    I peed a little bit :ghost:

  • GellySammich

    no one can make a monkey out you
    ______________
    because….. say it :evil:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Once again, Zimmerman pulled over in traffic stop,The trooper tells Zimmerman he was pulled over because the tag cover and windows on his car were too darkly tinted.

    Zimmerman was let off with a warning.
    #SMH

  • Bootcampgirl

    Never heard of it. What it is?
    __________________
    A spin-off show with Big Ang from Mob Wives, she opens another bar in Miami..

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Damn we still in here :crying1:

  • MissHarlem

    BOOT imo they jealous of the Miami chicks. Toooo catty for me and its dumb to argue over the stuff they do. That other chick cant even make drinks as good as Morgan but have the nerve to be like this is my bar. Ummmmm no dunce the bar is Angie’s

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Once again, Zimmerman pulled over in traffic stop,The trooper tells Zimmerman he was pulled over because the tag cover and windows on his car were too darkly tinted.
    Zimmerman was let off with a warning.
    #SMH
    ______________________

    :mad:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Shut the hell up
    ____________________________
    (in the voice little kids make when their parents fight) NO. NO NO!! :bite:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    B stands for
    bronco
    benz
    bmw
    bass

    :yes:

  • Bootcampgirl

    So I guess somebody dosen’t see there honary(sp?) greeting…

  • MissHarlem

    GELLY because you do a great job on your own :lol: I only obliged bc you preggo :rofl:

  • gypsyeyes

    I’m about to make my girls a strawberry cake with strawberry frosting. We’re having baked mac and cheese,spinach and lemon pepper baked wings. See yall!

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    GellySammich says:

    no one can make a monkey out you
    ______________
    because….. say it
    __________________________

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :twisted: <–this lil character could be one of them weird looking monkeys :lol:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @Gyps Can I come over and eat dinner with yall tonight? Or will you just bring me a plate back, when you get back?

  • Bootcampgirl

    Miss, I think she was upset because she thought she was coming down there to run things and it’s not happening. I despise the heavier chick with a passion, she hates both of them. Big Ang is the only smart one, Morgan has a following she will bring people to the bar but the NY chicks are being to catty…

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    :steer:

    im going to gypsy house.

  • Caramel Rain

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    My bad damn. I cant help it if every off topic topic happens to have some sort of relevancy in my life which I share. Fine. I wont type another mo fo word.

    hmpf. You aint gone make no monkey outta me. Shoot.
    ——
    Shut the hell up. You know we make fun of you and all that but how you know she talking bout you?! Hush!

    *********
    Oh yea, that makes it better.

    and earlier I was talking/typing about this crackhead that died and then I said something about that lady at church with that kids

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :hug: Boot

  • GellySammich

    :woot: and I thank ya kindly :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Speaking of school, do you really think your kids wanna be home schooled? I know a lady at the church that does that. She makes their clothes and everything. She doesn’t want them exposed to any “outside” influences. They cant do nothing but go to church and home
    ++++++++++++++++++

    Whats this? —> “do you really think your kids wanna…” Fukk them. :blink: They gonna do whatever I say.

    Cuba. :eek: I’m Castro. Both brothers. :eek:

  • gypsyeyes

    Come on who’s coming on cause the food train is leaving the station…And no monkeys allowed!

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    The chick making the sammiches could have gotten brother man from the (holds 4 fingers) 5th flo to marry her after the 3rd sammich :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Yall google image OPI’s San Tan-Tonio #cute

  • Bootcampgirl

    :waiting: I’ll let this time slide :heart:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    What dont you come come gimme that bootie
    So you can spend the whole night with MC B
    I will caress you and rub you like a poochie
    you gotta promise to gimme that oochie coochie

    Ooochie coochie lalala oochie coochie :danban: Burn Tam Rock BURN :danban1:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Shut the hell up
    ____________________________
    (in the voice little kids make when their parents fight) NO. NO NO!! :bite:
    _______________

    Whoa :shock:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Oh yea, that makes it better.

    and earlier I was talking/typing about this crackhead that died and then I said something about that lady at church with that kids
    —–
    :hug: you know what I was trying to say. Don’t take it personal…well at least not that. Anyway, did the crackhead die of an OD or what? And what about the lady at church with the kids? Are they bad? I hate bad ass kids in church. (i missed all that today, as you can see)

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Boot Boot :yahoo:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Whats this? —> “do you really think your kids wanna…” Fukk them. They gonna do whatever I say.
    _____________________
    LOL :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Home Schooling is good :eek:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    and earlier I was talking/typing about this crackhead that died and then I said something about that lady at church with that kids
    __________________________________
    *takes your keyboard*
    You gotta know when to fold em boo.
    Live to font another day. Bring it in. Come hug my neck :hugs:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Hey Jeeennnaaayyy :woohoo:

  • MissHarlem

    BOOT yup that about sums it. She is still dumb bc regardless of what you thought the reality is its NOT your bar. Yes you are there as the people she wanted and trust but its NOT your bar. They are beyond catty but also young. I cant watch another epi though

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    I did not say “shut the hell up” in a mean voice. :oops:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Usually I just sit back and watch, like Miss Celie was watching Mister light that iron stove with gasoline.

    ______________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Ooochie coochie lalala oochie coochie :danban: Burn Tam Rock BURN :danban1:

    :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Sammich :kiss: :love:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I did not say “shut the hell up” in a mean voice. :oops:
    ____________________________
    It got lost in font translation you say :lol:

  • GellySammich

    Live to font another day. Bring it in. Come hug my neck
    ________________
    Don’t nobody have time to point out how ignant you are everyday.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    I did not say “shut the hell up” in a mean voice. :oops:

    :ghost:
    ==============
    I vote that MsTake carries her azz on with Kenya! :eek:

    #manufacturedornotyoubethejudge :grill:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    The chick making the sammiches could have gotten brother man from the (holds 4 fingers) 5th flo to marry her after the 3rd sammich
    ——
    Child not even the third one. smh. Or Cole. His big gf always ate all his food :kona:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    MC Smooth the biggest transformation in rap history. Went from being the big boned rapper chick, to this sexy-seductive onsie wearin chick.

    Cuzz Im the oooohAwww
    sippin on mah peach wine cooola :danban: You know it you know it you know that youve been played :danban1:

  • GellySammich

    :tackle: :hump: you have a novel in ya box :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    Dust or Dirt Mob or Clan,

    Memeber Young n da restless…B stands for
    bronco
    benz
    bmw
    bass
    bangles and a pair of bars
    when yall see us pullin up down the ave yall act like we are stars

    *************************************

    YASSS!

    We not tryna’ make a joke
    We just tryna’ make it known
    That people in the world
    That we call b girls
    Like bars in a Cadillac Brougham

    I used to do THEE stupidest dance to that and swing my ponytail around.
    :coffee: Those were the days. :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Morgan and Gabby are the youngest ones everyone else is pushing 30…

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    It got lost in font translation you say
    ————
    THIS time, yes, it honestly did.

  • Caramel Rain

    OPI’s San Tan-Tonio
    ***********
    I like that color! I want it on my nails for the fall. good luck DTTS.

  • OutsidetheBox

    OPI’s San Tan-Tonio <–lovely neutral.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I can not wait for this Breaking bad finale :bounce:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    gypsyeyes says:

    I’m about to make my girls a strawberry cake with strawberry frosting. We’re having baked mac and cheese,spinach and lemon pepper baked wings. See yall!

    ******************************

    *Jumps in Gyps trunk. Gone get out when the cake is done*

  • Caramel Rain

    GellySammich says:

    Live to font another day. Bring it in. Come hug my neck
    ________________
    Don’t nobody have time to point out how ignant you are everyday.

    *******

    then scroll yo ass on.. bytch

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I did not say “shut the hell up” in a mean voice. =
    I vote that MsTake carries her azz on with Kenya!
    #manufacturedornotyoubethejudge
    _________________________
    I vote that I smack the font out cho finger. Am I trill or not :eek: YOU BE THE JUDGE.
    Note: I just beat my kid last night because he wasted milk on his bib and got it dirty so try me. Who gwan tess me?? :blink: :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    BOOT ooppps :lol: either way they act to young so Im still right :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    That show along with BGC and Black Ink are my guilty pleasures. I need a break from the crime channels, I think I may be becoming too good :blink: that body will NEVER be found…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I got that San Tan color on my hands, and hotmama red on my toes because Imma lady :lol: #yallcare

  • MissHarlem

    :huh:

  • GellySammich

    lol Kenya shut yo dumb ass up. I was actually talking to MsTake but you’re dismissed.

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Girl! I never knew the chick from Why did it halfta be me…Sweet Tee…You know the song…One day,,,Its gonna happen to you, the girl that you love, she wont love you. Then youll see how it feels when you cant eat meals, and you find out that heartache is forreal…She was preachin! Anyway, babygirl singing on the track—is ol girl from changing faces :eek: And Im a music queen. Mind=blown…I aint een know :shrugs:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Don’t nobody have time to point out how ignant you are everyday.

    *******

    then scroll yo ass on.. bytch
    _____________________________________
    I think that was for me :oops:
    there is still time to take it back. maybe nobody cached it yet :bite:

  • Caramel Rain

    Well im talking to you. what you gone do about it? ok fckk yo font.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    I vote that I smack the font out cho finger. Am I trill or not YOU BE THE JUDGE.
    Note: I just beat my kid last night because he wasted milk on his bib and got it dirty so try me. Who gwan tess me??
    ———-
    *picks up phone to dial CPS* (NOT REALLY) You beat the baby for doing what?! You aint trill! *In my Bun B voice*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *pulls you up to my face by your collar*

    Lemme warn yew properly :huh: If’n you don’t let lil mama go outside and play tomorrow, IT’S ON! :mad:

  • Bootcampgirl

    :stop: did I just embark on a real crisis

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    I used to do THEE stupidest dance to that and swing my ponytail around.
    :coffee: Those were the days. :rofl:

    Girl that aint nuthin. I got the sissy beat outta me after my mama got her phone bill one time. Usta order that song on the jukebox network daily :yes:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    lol Kenya shut yo dumb ass up. I was actually talking to MsTake but you’re dismissed.
    ___________________________________
    I’m too late…. Well you can’t save everybody
    :facepalm:

  • Caramel Rain

    @ MisTaken

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Oh shyt :eek:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MissHarlem says:

    :huh:

    :cosign:

    :rofl:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    *pulls you up to my face by your collar*

    Lemme warn yew properly :huh: If’n you don’t let lil mama go outside and play tomorrow, IT’S ON
    __________________________________
    :lol: She went outside yesterday. But since you said something she ain’t going out today :chase:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Slapping the piano down like the dude in the juke joint :steer: since we on some color purp type stuff :peace:

  • GellySammich

    :hahaha: your anger is cute… misdirected but cute. I’ve been one of the few folks who DOESN’T talk about you but no worries… my font is officially fukked :grill:
    :rofl: “what you gone do about it?” it don’t count if it ain’t in caps…

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Nooooo OMG she wasn’t readyyyyyyyy :kona:

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl: Im tooooo tickled that you wrong and have the nerve to get gangsta at 4 PM eastern standard time :rofl:

    REAL TEARS YOOOOOO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I got the sissy beat outta me after my mama got her phone bill one time.
    :wail: #ilubbyosillyazz :hahaha:
    =========
    <–Wasn't even around for this Crisis :ashamed:

  • Caramel Rain

    GellySammich says:

    your anger is cute… misdirected but cute. I’ve been one of the few folks who DOESN’T talk about you but no worries… my font is officially fukked
    “what you gone do about it?” it don’t count if it ain’t in caps…

    *************

    welp, i tried.. maybe next time.

    #failemanufacturedcrisis :rofl:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Well im talking to you. what you gone do about it? ok fckk yo font.
    __________________________________
    *SLAMS THE PIANO SHUT*
    Well I’mma lurk for now. I have seen too many log ins get disabled in a :shotsfired: that wasn’t even involved. Let me know when the coast is clear :cell:

  • luVn_liFe…

    . I’ve been one of the few folks who DOESN’T talk about you but no worries
    ~
    ~
    What they Be sayiNg GEllY???? :popcorn:

  • Ty

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    lol Kenya shut yo dumb ass up. I was actually talking to MsTake but you’re dismissed.
    ___________________________________
    I’m too late…. Well you can’t save everybody
    ______________
    :wtf: going on in here *throws flag on the play* :huh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Oh LordT :pray:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    I’m too late…. Well you can’t save everybody
    —–
    *In my Project Pat voice* “Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I’ve been one of the few folks who DOESN’T talk
    ==
    :cuss: UMMMMMMM Keep my name outcho mouth Gelly! :mad:

    :hahaha: :hahaha:

  • Dymond

    damn I came in to say some of those sammiches look good but now I just want :popcorn:

  • Caramel Rain

    Taken, you can have my keyboard now :oops:

  • The Master Beta :D

    Back from a 3hr meeting anything funny or ratchet happen :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Im tooooo tickled that you wrong and have the nerve to get gangsta at 4 PM eastern standard time

    You made me snort Twice OUT LOUD :ghost:

  • Gigi26

    :eek:

    LAWD!! :rofl:

    Okay errybody so I know no one cares but fck it ima type it antyways…

    I want Riri woo and Talk that talk lipstick for mah bday :yes: It’s been decided!

  • MissHarlem

    DYMOND if you dont get that dusty ass form of a female out your gravi :chase:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Oh Dymond, your gravi :rofl: :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :yawn: I gotta GO find some sammiches\food\RamenNooDles anything.

    :hi: dyMOND Kia is Every so BeaUTimus :scared:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    OPI’s San Tan-Tonio
    _______________

    :nono:

    too brown for me. i would just end up looking like i got poor blood circulation instead of a fresh mani/pedi. would blend right into my skin color.

    i think thats like that pecan color that kdub says southern girls like.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    welp, i tried.. maybe next time.

    #failemanufacturedcrisis
    _________________________
    :stop: UM YEA…. The other person got to be in on the manufactured crisis too folk :no:

  • Ty

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    I got the sissy beat outta me after my mama got her phone bill one time.
    ________________
    U called Ms Cleo too :crying: That was the worst azz :spanking: of my life :crying: I still have flashbacks :chase:

    My granny: $1100 for talking to a damn psychic u better know the numbers for tomorrow :chase:

  • GellySammich

    @Harlem that’s EXACTLY why it’s funny. If you don’t take yo loud, wrong, simple ass on somewhere

    @LuVn sheddup :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Caramel Rain says:

    Taken, you can have my keyboard now :oops:

    *in your voice/font*
    What’s that mean? :kona:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Sooo ummm, is it wrong that I read that in my Martin voice, when he was at the unemployment office, talking to the guy? :kona:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    What they Be sayiNg GEllY????
    __________________
    :crying1: It’s too mannie jokes going on at once for me to keep up. I can’t breathe

  • MissHarlem

    The other person got to be in on the manufactured crisis too folk

    I DIE

  • OutsidetheBox

    lol Kenya shut yo dumb ass up. I was actually talking to MsTake but you’re dismissed.

    ___________________

    :facepalm: :bellyrub:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :stop: UM YEA…. The other person got to be in on the manufactured crisis too folk :no:

    :dead:

    Ty’s Granny! :hahaha:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :eek: :lol:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    So these will do what u say for a ring huh?
    :think:

  • luVn_liFe…

    @LuVn sheddup
    :hahaha:

    By woMan! take it easy and rub some cocoa butter on ur BEllY GEllY :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I set a MC in 335 but in didn’t take off Lmao!

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    Yall muthaphuckas been clownin!
    :spank:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    :newpost: Christian parents upset kids being taught about crack dealer

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    luVn_liFe… says:
    What they Be sayiNg GEllY????
    ______________________

    and here you go witcho instigating ass. :rofl:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Dymond if you don’t take down Thug Mizzus with her basketball teets :cuss:

  • #TeamStoneyJackson

    Dymond says:

    :hi: Im new here. Mostly a lurker. Just wanted to say congratulations. I knew gays couldnt get married til recently, but I had no clue special needs folks were excluded too :smack: You get them papers girl! You and yo man iz people too :yes: Blacks-Whites-Down Syndromes and the likes, we all do the same thang when the lights go out at night :yes:
    :obama:

  • GellySammich

    DTTS!!! I’m serious though. I don’t mess with her… playing or not. I ain’t offered her no gum… nothing… but MY font fukked :hahaha:
    *white girl run off* I’m going to the bank. You guys are mean!

  • OutsidetheBox

    What they Be sayiNg GEllY????
    _________________

    #Fave :rofl: :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    TY I would of beat your ass six feet under for an 1100 dolla bill

    GELLY :snort: :realturrs: I KNOWWWW

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Man, your homeless dates recipe is working for you, don’t change it now! :lol:

  • Dymond

    :hug: (s) all around :2dance: Harlem, DTTS, Luv’n

    Harlem you just made me think of this girl I used to call Dusty…I swear her skin always looked like there was a layer of dust settled on top :rofl:

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    welp, i tried.. maybe next time.

    #failemanufacturedcrisis
    _________________________
    UM YEA…. The other person got to be in on the manufactured crisis too folk
    ***************************
    Honestly, this shyt is for kicks in giggles only. Puh, I don’t need strangers to validate my intelligence. B/c at 4:29 when I log off, and real life begins.. It doesn’t even matter :eek:

    I really need to return these voicemails. Haven’t check them since Monday..

  • gypsyeyes

    I’m back real quick. Am I the only one that puts instant jello pudding to make my cakes moist?

  • Ty

    Recap please :waiting:

    :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Gelly :rofl:

  • Dymond

    Martin voice, when he was at the unemployment office
    ——————————-
    just watched this!!!!!!!! :ghost: lmaooo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    TY
    Recap

    They Stupid :tea:

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://pinterest.com/stilettosoulja Shuga Honey

    gypsyeyes says:

    I’m back real quick. Am I the only one that puts instant jello pudding to make my cakes moist?
    _____________

    not no more cuz im bout to start doing that asap-edly!

    sounds delish!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :hug: Dymond :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    COME UPSTAIRS

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    Wait, is that Clay Aiken she marrying??
    :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Beta….that bish in yo’ gravi face is beat.
    Minus the unplucked hurhs. :yes:

  • Ty

    MissHarlem says:

    TY I would of beat your ass six feet under for an 1100 dolla bill
    ___________
    :ghost: I think she tried to :casket:

  • Apparition

    All them damn sammiches. Must not have a good taco. :think: Dude looks like he likes chorizo.

  • Dymond

    what’s wrong MisTaken? :shrug: Khia too sexy for ya?
    ———————–
    STFU Stoney :hahaha:

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