SHOCKER: Beyonce’s *NSFW* Photo Shoot

Beyonce

A loyal reader sent in a Not SAfe for Work image which she alleges is part of a racy photo shoot done by Beyonce recently. In the photo, which was leaked from the photo shoot, a seductive Beyonce peeks from behind a door. Her body is partially obscured behind the door, but the graphic photo still leaves nothing to the imagination.

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258 Responses to “SHOCKER: Beyonce’s *NSFW* Photo Shoot”

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    Blackswan says:

    Looks good!!!

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    Audacious2 says:

    Lmao!!!!!

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    Please do not forward the photo to your friends. Be mindful that Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.

    :dead: :rofl:

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    Miss Bee says:

    Nice ass Bee

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    BeautifullBee says:

    According to Facebook, the photo is from her 2014 calendar.

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    Be mindful that Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet. <—that's ha MAMA job :yes: :tea:

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    Smonae says:

    Faylaaaaa hey lady :hugs:

    “Please do not forward the photo to your friends. Be mindful that Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.”

    :hahaha:

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    Sincerity7 says:

    It’s nice. Bet Kim K gonna take a pic next.

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    Peeka Boo !! I see that :buttshake: :hahaha: chile my daughter stayed home from daycare (they are out of school this week) and she is cooling :woot: she is chilling right up under me and not trying to get into nothing. >>>> :cool:

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    Candi Apple says:

    :rofl:
    Sandra you slay me.

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    Blackswan says:

    Hey Fay
    :waves:

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    heartland says:

    Hahaaa What the hell is that hahaaa ???! Very bizarre photo! Hiding behind the door with an azzz sticking out? Um I don’t get it, what a weirdo

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    gbellab says:

    it looks as if her undies where photoshopped out of the picture.

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    Ididntreallymeanit says:

    I like the photo

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Candi Apple? :thinking: :huh:

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    Sandrarose.com is a family-oriented blog, so the photo can only be viewed by registered users. Please do not forward the photo to your friends. Be mindful that Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.
    ___________________

    Whew lawd :ghost: not the disclaimer :rofl:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    RING THE ALARM :shock: it’s a booty

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    Smonae says:

    gbellab says:

    it looks as if her undies where photoshopped out of the picture
    ——————

    :yes:

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    MissHarlem says:

    Nice :coffee:

  22. 22

    Nae-Nae & BlackSwan!! :cheer: sup ladies?!

    ok i’s goin back into hibernation. i was NOSY since Aunt Tea made us login to see the pic :kona:

  23. 23

    :thumbsup: Beyonce! Now you gotta show some tit! :yes:

    That top pic tho with Blue Ivy! :rofl:
    Something just… wrong with that pic.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :blink:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    RING THE ALARM :shock: it’s a booty
    ________________

    I swear you are a certified fool :rofl: :crying1:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Looks like her neck got stuck…
    And we all know how thick her neck is so it’s not unbelievable :kona:

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    Taken!!

    :hahaha: that gravi tho??

    OTB! :kiss:

    ok i’m OWT! :peace: #pewn

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    Smonae says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Something just… wrong with that pic.
    —————-

    Whats wrong she got too many clothes on :hahaha:

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    Be mindful that Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.

    ______________

    Im more concerned that Jay Z is her “alledged” father and she gotta see that nigga all the time!

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    Sandrarose.com is a family-oriented blog, so the photo can only be viewed by registered users. Please do not forward the photo to your friends. Be mindful that Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.
    ———–
    :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    WUTS UP with that EYEluminati floor MAT :eek: WELCOME TO the under world vibe

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    GellySammich says:

    :huh: weirdo? because her ass is playing peek-a-boo? :smack: I must be a certified nut job. :kona:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Hey Jen :lol: How is it going?
    This lady said her dad has worked for the gov for 40 years and said the shutdown is no biggie BC they will all get the money later. It’s paid vacation…
    I said uh you know people got bills today right :huh:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Ive SEEN Better NSFW images on here Sandrita :)

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    iscream says:

    Keeping up with the Kardashians….

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yours is religion, looks (rather shallow don’t you think?) parenting ability, etc.
    ———
    When you initially meet someone you see them and often go by appearance or looks when dealing with lust/love. I don’t think finding someone attractive is shallow. I think being with someone ONLY for looks or money is shallow. Even people you grow to love have things you find at tactics about them

    I don’t think Diddy is ugly. At all. So it’s possible Cassie could have seen him in that light as well.

    Is it okay for her then? I’m just trying to understand what makes it ok for us to say yes to a date cause a nigga looks nice and goes to church 1st and 5th Sundays…and not okay for Cassie to say yes to a date with Diddy? No matter who he dates he still is going to be rich. I don’t know why Cassie gets the whole she stupid treatment. She is responsible for only Cassie.

    If kim is still fukking Diddy..she stupid. Sarah? Stupid. Misa? :lol: Quit playing Misa wouldn’t do it..or would she? :thinking: :kona:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    :hugs: Fay

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    Blackswan says:

    Good boudoir pic idea!! Hides the tummy and you can push your butt out . Wonders how many IG models going to try this pose next.

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    “Sandrarose.com is a family-oriented blog. However, I am publishing this pic because it falls under the category of humorous news. You must be 18 and over to view the pic.”

    Y’all remember this?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Keeping up with the Kardashians….
    ______________

    Beyonce? :thinking:

    And :hi: @iScream

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Good boudoir pic idea!! Hides the tummy and you can push your butt out . Wonders how many IG models going to try this pose next.
    _______________

    You know us fans was eating these images for pre-dawn bfast :eggs:

    So the IG-only models already at work :facepalm:

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    Blackswan says:

    Good boudoir pic idea!! Hides the tummy and you can push your butt out . Wonders how many IG models going to try this pose next.
    ————
    Gotta get their portfolio together. Nasty drawls and dirty socks on the floor and everything! :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Hey Fay! :wave: Bye fay. :|

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Be mindful that Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.

    **********************************************

    Jesus be an ounce of concern out here on these innanets. :coffee:

    If Blue don’t see it in the wash, she is going to see it in the dry.

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    That but is photoshopped why is it blurry?

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    buddapecan says:

    Waits to get married, have a kid and then shows her arse…. :thinking: :gossip:

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    Blackswan says:

    So the IG-only models already at work

    So that means my friends going to have their pics up by tomorrow lawd

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    Zoe B. says:

    I love her B Day era hair

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    MissHarlem says:

    FAAAAYYYY :hug: :kiss:

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    Blackswan says:

    Gotta get their portfolio together. Nasty drawls and dirty socks on the floor and everything!

    Wallpaper is going to be tragic and they still going to be like #beyinspired

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    ————
    Gotta get their portfolio together. Nasty drawls and dirty socks on the floor and everything
    ___________________

    I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND :eek: You nasty young bishes need your asses whooped. And prolly cleaned. Not you Razz. The offenders.

    Once my truck was really dirty on the inside..just being lazy..papers, blunt trappings, shoes, everything everywhere :ashamed: ..I went to get it cleaned and the old man (at least 65) was like, “Im glad you coming to get this thing cleaned now.”

    Me: *strange face and crooked smile*
    Him: Well a woman’s car most likely looks like her house..
    Me: :huh: .. :eek:
    Him: *head nod and finishes cleaning*

    :hahaha: :nono:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Jesus be an ounce of concern out here on these innanets. :coffee:
    If Blue don’t see it in the wash, she is going to see it in the dry.
    ______________

    How you doing with your smaht self? :tea:

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    Caramel Rain says:

    Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.
    ********
    Then I pity rihanna’s future kids…based on this logic

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    GellySammich says:

    buddapecan says:

    Waits to get married, have a kid and then shows her arse….
    ______________
    I heard there are women that feel sexy while pregnant/ when a mother. Don’t know if it’s hormones.. fulfilling their womanly duties :shrug:
    But we haven’t seen about this much Bey already? Didn’t she thong it out in the “Crazy In Love” video dancing around the burning car? #loomeyknotty

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    MissHarlem says:

    Well a woman’s car most likely looks like her house

    :rofl: I say the same thing :lol: too funny

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Is it okay for her then? I’m just trying to understand what makes it ok for us to say yes to a date cause a nigga looks nice and goes to church 1st and 5th Sundays…and not okay for Cassie to say yes to a date with Diddy?
    ——————
    My list :lol: included looks . Because I said I would have to find something attractive about the person. Inside and out…
    To me speaking personally…..for myself …. :eek: based on her IG she seems more in love with the lifestyle than the Man. Could she have grown to love him :yes: but I bet you if he didn’t have dirty money she would not be with him. If he was an average joe :no: I think some people become more attractive to others when they know their bank account has franklins. My main issues isn’t with her desire for money. Everyone wants security. But rather her being a side unclaimed for years and dealing with his philandering ways. For what? Designer clothes and a chance at fame? I don’t think it’s worth it. For none of them. So now he claims her and it’s all she played her position right? I don’t subscribe to that lifestyle and would not want my daughters to. I would have told them find somebody for you that can dedicate himself to you. Can he have other kids? Sure. But he is not still going to be sleeping with the mammies. That’s how I look at it.

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    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    Fake. Saw the photo on another site. She has on panties or a kini bottom exposing a slight touch of lower booty cheek. And if we want to talk about children being exposed, lets add the White folks in the mix. Did anyone see Demi’s nude modeling pics from the 80s? Looked like her cooter was rockin a lace front. Imagine being Rumor Willis. As if the chin wasn’t bad enough, knowing there’s photos of your mothers furry knuckle online :smack:

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    Blackswan says:

    ..I went to get it cleaned and the old man (at least 65) was like, “Im glad you coming to get this thing cleaned now.”

    Men this age especially black don’t care what they say. You just have to pray for them.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Wallpaper is going to be tragic and they still going to be like #beyinspired
    ___________________

    Wallpaper? :blink: Oh is that what all that stained ass flat paint is.. :lol:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    MissHarlem says:Well a woman’s car most likely looks like her house

    :rofl: I say the same thing :lol: too funny
    ~
    ~
    mHHH hmm, JUST LIKE if a chicks feet dingy, the seat of her panties are Crusty!

    :tea:

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    VDot says:

    Misa for sure is still getting that azz waxed :yes: Besides you know baby daddies always have access to the cooter. Or say they (BDs) say :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.
    ********
    Then I pity rihanna’s future kids…based on this logic
    __________________________

    :tea: She said she ready to have one too. :tea:

    Said she just need a daddy. :tea:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Well a woman’s car most likely looks like her house
    I say the same thing too funny
    by MissHarlem on Oct 7, 2013 at 1:38 pm
    ————–
    So we agree she nasty? :lol:

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    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    I need help. I saw a pretty cool vine video of a girl on all 4s running through the house in a zombie/spider luke manner and ending up on top of a cabinet. I know it’s a movie spoof, but I don’t know the movie? Anyone?

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    @OTB
    “Well a woman’s car most likely looks like her house”
    ____________

    :rofl:
    I’ve found the opposite. That women usually only keep one clean, the house or the car.

    Most women don’t give a chit about the car. As long as it works and gets her and the kids from A to B they wouldn’t even notice if grafiti was painted on the inside of that muthaphucka. :lol:

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    Blackswan says:

    Wallpaper? Oh is that what all that stained ass flat paint is.. :dead:

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    So I’m the only one that’s gon act like they can’t tell be is wearing a really tight strapless dress :huh: <— me squinting with my good eye

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Demi’s nude modeling pics from the 80s? Looked like her cooter was rockin a lace front. Imagine being Rumor Willis.
    :dead:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I’ve found the opposite. That women usually only keep one clean, the house or the car.
    ~
    ~
    Chille cheeZe, my home and CAR are spotless! and my office.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I heard there are women that feel sexy while pregnant/ when a mother. Don’t know if it’s hormones.. fulfilling their womanly duties
    _____________

    And this is her all day. :yes: Sandra be getting on Bey but actually Bey follows SR’s type of life book. :tea:

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    Carrington says:

    LMAO… That “Blue Jean Ivy” comment was hilarious considering there is NEVER any consideration for Michael Jackson’s children who are consistently referred to as his “Adopted children”…,

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    @OTB
    “Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.
    ********
    Then I pity rihanna’s future kids…based on this logic
    __________________________

    She said she ready to have one too.

    Said she just need a daddy.
    _____________

    The SECOND Breezy knock up some random azz hoe, she goin be scouring the streets lookin to rape niggas to get pregnant.
    **I hope I’m in town when she goes looking**
    :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I say the same thing :lol: too funny
    _______________

    MissNewYawwk. :facepalm: I cant even leave a little bit of something in my car for fear of the dirties. :lol: That chit stuck with me that day.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    FuturedocDonte says: I’m the only one that’s gon act like they can’t tell be is wearing a really tight strapless dress :huh: <— me squinting with my good eye
    ~
    ~
    Dang I cant see ALLa that, I see blur's here and there :huh:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    Misa for sure is still getting that azz waxed Besides you know baby daddies always have access to the cooter. Or say they (BDs) say
    __________________________

    :yes:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    So we have panties, a dress and hair on her. What next? A snuggie :lol:

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    Blackswan says:

    So we have panties, a dress and hair on her. What next? A snuggie
    :dead:

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    MissHarlem says:

    LUVN :lol: I have OCD so I am excused

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    Sandra Rose says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    So we have panties, a dress and hair on her. What next? A snuggie :lol:
    ____________________

    People see what they want to see, don’t they? :lol:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    MissHarlem says: :lol: I have OCD so I am excused
    ~
    :wink:

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    Smonae says:

    Well the panties is what Beyonce herself released :hahaha:

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    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    People see what they want to see, don’t they?

    Speaking of which, I don’t see the loyal reader who sent this to you :think: You usually include the email. And, weren’t you just talking about Photoshop in the other post?lol. Anyway, can you help me with the name of this movie? Thanx.

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    :lol:

    Nah…

    If a woman’s car is most likely like her house then explain the dude’s clean car and nasty house?? :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I know your list included..I just wanted to say Cassie could’ve said, “ok he’s cute; I’ll go out with him.” Aint her fault he can actually afford to take her out in Rome. :eek: THE INNANET DON’T KNOW THAT SHE DIDN’T FIND DIDDY FANCY OUTSIDE OF HIS MOOLA. Her Instagram doesn’t look any different from anyone else’s imo. She shows off her work and things she buys. Find me an instagram in Hollywood that doesn’t. (JEEZY! I just unfollowed him. Tuh!)

    But rather her being a side unclaimed for years and dealing with his philandering ways. <- A lot of “moral” things that matter to us, are taught to us. What if her family never held that you shouldn’t be dissed by the dude you’re with?

    FYI we look at it similar. I just don’t think the girl deserves the side eye of the upstanding wives/women of the world cause she chose to stick around when Diddy was most likely telling her just wait one more minute.

    We’ve done more for a nigga who had way less. :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Besides you know baby daddies always have access to the cooter. Or say they (BDs) say
    ___________

    A lot of them really think like this. Specially if you got that wHet. :tea:

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    The SECOND Breezy knock up some random azz hoe, she goin be scouring the streets lookin to rape niggas to get pregnant.
    **I hope I’m in town when she goes looking**
    ———————
    :nono:

    You are a Rose of Sandra’s Rose garden. You need to at least know her for two years. But we here at Sandra Rose are a forgiving bunch so long as you are consistently in said bastard child’s life to help maintain a stable, loving home. :tea:

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    MsB2u says:

    LOOKING GOOD BEY KEEP DOING YOUR THANG :applause:

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    The Pearl! says:

    @Man…what’s wrong w my gravie?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    If a woman’s car is most likely like her house then explain the dude’s clean car and nasty house??
    ______________

    This is one way generalization maam. Men are perfect they only have to be fruitful and multiply. YEW SEW stuck on equality. Go back to the 21st century. We in BC timeS hurr. :lol:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    FYI we look at it similar. I just don’t think the girl deserves the side eye of the upstanding wives/women of the world cause she chose to stick around when Diddy was most likely telling her just wait one more minute.
    We’ve done more for a nigga who had way less.
    __________________________________________
    Agreed :lol: And don’t get me wrong EYE know us common folk ain’t no better. We cheat, get cheated on and still stay so I get why some people think if you are going to allow it to happen you might as well get something out of it. Since I try :pray: not to live like that I give a blanket :nono: to everybody. But like I have said before they are many successful married people out there today who you would NEVER know had major stepping stones in their marriages. The difference is they are not celebrities and didn’t have to deal with pride and people telling them what they OUGHT to do

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :dead:

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    MsB2u says:

    Caramel Rain says:

    Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.
    ********
    Then I pity rihanna’s future kids…based on this logic
    ——————–
    :cosign: CAUSE RIHANNA IS WAY MORE WORSE

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    JandJ2011 says:

    I just don’t get why female artist decided to turn into porno stars!???? That’s why I’m glad my daughter is still into Disney and Nick.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    A lot of them really think like this. Specially if you got that wHet
    __________________
    :yes: they do. I have been told that if we ever
    Avant voice :whistle: SEPARATED …..
    By my husband they he would always have first rites and we would live together on different floors. He talmbout we have built a life and family together and he didn’t sign up for part time visitation with his kids :facepalm:

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    JandJ2011 says:

    I just don’t get why female artist decided to turn into porno stars!???? That’s why I’m glad my daughter is still into Disney and Nick.
    ————–
    Don’t let them watch it too long.. Remember what happened to Orlando Brown, Amanda Bynes, Miley Cyrus, Hillary Duff, and nem?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    But like I have said before they are many successful married people out there today who you would NEVER know had major stepping stones in their marriages.
    ____________________

    I’m sure they are out there! Thinking of that Jada post..I couldn’t believe the number of ppl who were all Jada shut up when the take away was “couples who have done it before you..say you might go thru some chit but try to fight” ..I mean whats the point of getting married if you buck cause your spouse is human?

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Hey Roses!!! So did I tell you guys I got the part time job I was telling you guys about?! I get to work from home this week too!! Anyway, what is going on?

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    JandJ2011 says:

    I just don’t get why female artist decided to turn into porno stars!???? That’s why I’m glad my daughter is still into Disney and Nick.
    ————
    Oh and Brittany Spears’ lil sister too.. hmm hmmm.. :tea:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I just don’t get why female artist decided to turn into porno stars!???? That’s why I’m glad my daughter is still into Disney and Nick
    _____________

    I sweatergawd I just BOL! :thankyou: for the best laugh all day :eek:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Razzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :chase: :chase: :chase:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    That’s why I’m glad my daughter is still into Disney and Nick.
    _____________________
    Have you watched Disney and Nick lately :shock: Some of the shows they slide in there :nono: Taken8 likes to watch those shows on NickJr and they kiss and stuff and make innuendos. Was like no ma’am cut that OFF.
    I NEVER let her watch Hannah Montana. I called that slut puppy from the jump

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    OTB: I laughed too chile :rofl: :hahaha:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    live together on different floors.
    _______________

    :dead:

    I want this!!!! I’d be like, “Go to your daddy house! *points downsturrs* ”
    :dead:

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    Shiiiid her kid would be better off watching Cartoon Network and all of it’s fawkery :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Hey Keya!!! :yahoo:

    Look at him! *gazes in the sky* :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I was like so you dont watch it with your kid? :kona:

    Cole you stupidT. :hahaha:

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    This is one way generalization maam. Men are perfect they only have to be fruitful and multiply. YEW SEW stuck on equality. Go back to the 21st century. We in BC timeS hurr. :lol:
    ———
    :lol:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Chance made an obscene gesture toward news cameras during his court appearance. Watts said his client is a married father of six who has been unemployed since a 2011 layoff from a food-service company.
    ~
    ~
    dude who flipped the birds to the cameras :no:

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    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    Hey OTB and Hey Razz!!!! What are we in here talking about? Can I get a quick recap? Where Dubb at?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Cartoon Network and all of it’s fawkery
    ________

    Son wants to be Finn from Adventure Time. :facepalm:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Meanwhile, a bystander hailed as a hero in the episode gave a public account Sunday of stopping the attack.

    Lien was on the ground when bystander Sergio Consuegra stepped in between him and the bikers, Consuegra recalled at a news conference with local officials.

    Feeling “intense danger,” Consuegra told himself, “Let me not show these people that I’m here to engage in any kind of confrontation but that I’m here to protect the man and the family, so I’m going to keep it cool,” he recalled. Consuegra, who’s in his 50s, was on his way to church when he saw the encounter.

    He spread his arms to shield the driver and told the bikers: “That’s it, guys. Let it go. That’s it. Let it go,” he said. The bikers backed off, and Consuegra called police.

    He said he felt he’d done the right thing. But “I do not call myself a hero,” he said, “because I wish I could have done more.”

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Watts said his client is a married father of six who has been unemployed since a 2011 layoff from a food-service company.
    __________________

    Lord if Sandra wasnt in a mood I would go in in INNNNNNNNN. :dead:

    What pray tell is this married slice of heaven teaching his chirren? Who cares. He lives at home with them. :dead:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I mean whats the point of getting married if you buck cause your spouse is human?
    ______________________________
    Hunty let me tell you. Marriage or relationships are not for the faint of heart. Most people REALLY don’t realize what they are doing when they take those vows. As much as it pains for me to say this just because one person cheats that does not mean that you automatically should divorce. IF the marriage can be saved and that person realizes the error of their ways then really you should try to work it out. Most people (see:self) are so filled with pride that they automatically can see past the disrespect and violation. Now STD’s and side babies excluded you should try to work it out.
    But you ain’t heard that from me. I am showing OWT :karate: you hear me?
    Hello 911 what’s your emergency?
    Yea this :cell: TakenHusband.. Somebody send the chopper she done jumped on me

  118. 118
    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    @otb you got 5mins to help me figure out the name of this movie. 5mins :waiting:

  119. 119
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Sergio Consuegra, the man who stopped six bikers from beating up an SUV driver last week, says he saw one man try to grab the victim’s wife
    It wasn’t until bystanders started yelling at him to stop that she was let go
    :(

  120. 120

    If a woman’s car is most likely like her house then explain the dude’s clean car and nasty house??

    ____________

    We goin keep our car clean if nothing else cause hoes judge us by our cars (whether anyone in here admits or not women do it). :yes:

    But once you at the house it don’t matter cause we :hump: if you made it to the crib! :yes:

  121. 121
    Shandra says:

    gbellab says:

    it looks as if her undies where photoshopped out of the picture.

    yep! in the photo that i saw on another website, she had on nude undies…

  122. 122
    luVn_liFe... says:

    pray tell is this married slice of heaven teaching his chirren
    :lol:

    BREN what is tHe Movie dear??

  123. 123

    114

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Cartoon Network and all of it’s fawkery
    ________

    Son wants to be Finn from Adventure Time. :facepalm:
    ———-
    :tea:

    I done already tol y’all Mr. Razz wants to name our next pup B-Mo. :wail:

  124. 124
    MissHarlem says:

    :rofl:

  125. 125
    OutsidetheBox says:

    hat are we in here talking about?
    ___________

    Nothing much at all..

    Bikers on parade flipping birds at the Court. <–not the building, the actual institution..

    Beyonce doing porn; kids should watch Nick but not the Nick Miley was on. :eek: Or Disney. Raven was there. :eek: The new Nick and new Disney..

    Spousal bullchit: What makes you stay?®

    :thinking: We had some bans so :warning:

  126. 126
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Mr Chance’s rap sheet showing 21 arrests for a litany of crimes including felony drug, robbery and weapons charges.

  127. 127
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I was like so you dont watch it with your kid
    _________________________
    But why do I keep scrolling up to look at the gravie of said person and she smiling back at me all innocent like thank God for Zoey 101 and ICarly :crying1:
    I am about to PIST myself. Go look!!!! :kona:

  128. 128
    OutsidetheBox says:

    TEeeeeeee :nun: We here on it. Tell Mister he fugged with yew, *The Godfather mouth frown* he stuck with yew! :shank:

  129. 129
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    The new Nick and new Disney..
    _______________________
    well I just spit water all on myself

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    Wait, that nigga riding the bikes ain’t got no job and six (acknowledged) kids????

    :rofl:

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    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    I dunno luvin. I just know folks spoof it online. Creepy ghost/zombie/possessed person, a girl. A girl on all 4s running through the house like a crab or a spider at a fast pace. I thought it was insidious so that’s what I rented, but I was wrong :(

  132. 132
    luVn_liFe... says:

    NYPD spokesman John McCarthy confirmed Saturday that the unnamed detective believed to be an off-duty narcotics officer and member of a biker club was stripped of his gun and badge pending the outcome of an internal affairs investigation why it took the agent four days to come forward
    It has been reported this week that at least five off-duty cops witnessed the beating of Mr Lien, who was driving an SUV on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday with his family inside.
    Among the officers reportedly riding in the biker rally were at least two detectives and three other officers who did little to stop the attack. One of the detectives, the undercover narcotics agent, watched as the violence broke out and chose not to break it up for fear of ruining his cover.
    Undercover officers are required to immediately report being a witness to a crime. Uniformed officers are required to take police action if they see a crime occurring, but the rules are murkier for undercover officers who face blowing their cover, confusing civilians who don’t realize the undercover is really a cop and compromising years-long investigations.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    OTB: He said me and him us never part Ma ki da da :no: :yes:

  134. 134
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :bite: Dont know the movie. :crying1:

    Is my time up? :crying1:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Wait, that nigga riding the bikes ain’t got no job and six (acknowledged) kids????
    :rofl:
    _____________________
    lays down next to Man.. church floor lay tho :rofl:

  136. 136
    luVn_liFe... says:

    TeamStoneyJackson says: I just know folks spoof it online. Creepy ghost/zombie/possessed person, a girl. A girl on all 4s running through the house like a crab or a spider at a fast pace. I thought it was insidious so that’s what I rented, but I was wrong

    ~
    ~
    Ahhh I see, I dont watch spoof,scary mvoies. :(
    sorry

  137. 137

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    OTB: He said me and him us never part Ma ki da da :no: :yes:
    ———-
    :lol:

  138. 138
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Bren is the movie Legion???
    That old crazy lady? I don’t watch scary movies but I think I saw that one because it was new. Or the preview

  139. 139
    Pointhim Out-Stewart says:

    Looks good to me too

  140. 140
    luVn_liFe... says:

    :hahaha:

  141. 141
    OutsidetheBox says:

    (whether anyone in here admits or not women do it).
    ___________

    Admitting it!!! :hahaha: I was texting heavy with a dude I met in passing..we exchanged numbers, etc. He was cool for al intents and purposes..and then he came to see me in his..work truck? :blink:

    :nono: It aint gone work. :tea:

  142. 142
    MissHarlem says:

    BREN that is demonic and I dont do demonic. Sorry I cant help. Difference btwn scary and demonic

  143. 143
    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    *in my best church singing voice* Jeesssuussss. OMG @OTB who got banned?! Lawd Jesus why?!

  144. 144
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I am about to PIST myself. Go look!!!!
    _______________

    BRB :crying1: Changing my drawers. :crying1:

  145. 145
    MsTooCute says:

    I don’t think Bey would have done this if she didn’t want Blue Ivy to see it one day!!!

  146. 146
    Diva says:

    B got booty!

  147. 147

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Bren is the movie Legion???
    That old crazy lady? I don’t watch scary movies but I think I saw that one because it was new. Or the preview
    —————
    Legion came out what, 08,09 maybe 10????????

    :think:

    Either way.. that movie was stupid… Those “angels” were too demonic in my opinion. but what ever feeds the people. :shrug:

  148. 148
    luVn_liFe... says:

    “I was trying to get his attention to make sure he sees me before I pulled in front of him,” Cruz explained. “He never looked back at me.”

    The video then shows Cruz crossing into the middle lane, looking back over both shoulders and slowing down, resulting in the collision with Lien’s SUV.

    “[It was] never my intention to make him stop,” Cruz said. “I didn’t think I was doing anything wrong with just turning into another lane. The other bikes are going as slow as I am.”

    He said he was looking over his shoulders to see where his friends were, so he could follow behind them.

    “I didn’t brake but when I looked over my shoulder, my hand came off the throttle a little, but the driver didn’t slow down at all and bumped me,” said Cruz, adding that both he and Lien stopped after the incident. Cruz said he approached Lien for an explanation.
    ~
    ~
    THis MOFO HERE!

  149. 149
    OutsidetheBox says:

    OH WAIT!!! Bren I hate scaries but I know what you talking about! *beats head like OTB10* unfortunately it wont come to me right now. :lol:

    But Im sure some one will know thats tres famous..

  150. 150
    cocoa49 says:

    First of all I seen this photo on another site and she has on panties. So some fool is having fun playing around with the photo. Secondly, I can name other celebs. who have posed naked in and on magazines and done raunchy videos. So what makes this a shocker? Because she is Beyonce? lmao! bye :kona:

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    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    Legion? With Tyrese :think: I saw that, but is that what they are spoofing. Maybe. I thought there was some good chiller flick I missed. Idk. Well, thanx for your help.
    And yes otb, yo time is up :cell: 7 days :tea:

  152. 152
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bren is the movie Legion??? <— Bingo!!! Right??

  153. 153
    MissHarlem says:

    :wtf: did Amber do to her hair/scalp :rofl:

  154. 154
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    First of all I seen this photo on another site and she has on panties. So some fool is having fun playing around with the photo
    ____________________________
    Coca came in the do waving the 4-4 ain’t it :kona:

  155. 155

    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    I dunno luvin. I just know folks spoof it online. Creepy ghost/zombie/possessed person, a girl. A girl on all 4s running through the house like a crab or a spider at a fast pace. I thought it was insidious so that’s what I rented, but I was wrong
    __________________________
    The exorcist :thinking: I have a copy that was re-released back in the early 2000′s with deleted scenes :hide: shyt scared the crap out of me ,,… but that’s what it sounds like

  156. 156
    luVn_liFe... says:

    Tameka Raymond Ready To Take Ursher Back To Court For Cutting Co-Parenting Class
    :facepalm:

  157. 157
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Yes I think that’s why we rented/saw it because of Tyrese. We be supporting “us” but overall me no likey scary movies.
    So I will take my payment of *finger to lips* 5 zillion dollars for the answer on my SR rush card please :grin:

  158. 158

    Thats the only movie I remember someone walking on their back like a crab :thinking:

  159. 159
    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Tameka Raymond Ready To Take Ursher Back To Court For Cutting Co-Parenting Class
    ——
    She not tired of going to court?! And they are not about to give her the damn kids! And why is he cutting classes?! They both are nutty.

  160. 160

    nope the exorcist :nono: she was running up the stairs like a crab
    :yes: deleted scenes, they brought back out in theaters …. this came out before legion…. I am sure its on youtube :tea:

  161. 161
    KayCeiSoul says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Jesus be an ounce of concern out here on these innanets.
    If Blue don’t see it in the wash, she is going to see it in the dry.
    ______________
    How you doing with your smaht self?

    ******************

    :hug:

    I am well Beebers. Just having one ol’ day. Gotta get my thoughts in check. :-)

  162. 162
    #TeamStoneyJackson says:

    :think: I wish yall could see this vine vid. Its pretty cool. Speshally for some amateurs with a camera phone :think: Whelp, my Battery is @9percent :bye:

  163. 163
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Diva says:

    B got booty!

    *************************

    My booty look like that. :yes: It just ain’t yella.
    More of golden brown. :rofl:

  164. 164
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Tameka Raymond Ready To Take Ursher Back To Court For Cutting Co-Parenting Class
    ___________________________
    *yelling in her cousin Meek Mill voice*
    Worry about yourself. Dang. UGH. I get it co-parenting smarenting. Quit worrying about what he is doing and appreciate the time you spend with your kids. I hear she got mad because he signed them up for football without telling her. Girl bye. What he does with the kids for fun and recreation on his time is his time. The only reason it should matter would be if he tried to say they had to do it on your scheduled days.

  165. 165
    VDot says:

    I am about to PIST myself. Go look!!!!

    ************************

    To the :kona: Not now, but RIGHT NOW! :lol:

  166. 166
    kc_chica says:

    I think you’re talking about The Ring @Stoney

  167. 167

    Something is wrong with Tameeka :nono: she is going to dig her own grave

  168. 168
    Chocolate Mocha says:

    This is fake, she has skintoned leather panties on in the real photo!!

  169. 169
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    To the :kona: Not now, but RIGHT NOW! :lol:
    _________________________
    @VDot you looked huh? :lol:
    If it wasn’t for the fact I KNOW I would not be able to stop :rofl: I would go back and look rat nah…. It’s priceless

  170. 170
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    This is fake, she has skintoned leather panties on in the real photo!!
    _____________________________
    Skintone leather panties :woohoo:
    Why would see do that????
    WHY WOULD SHE WANT PEOPLE TO THINK SHE IS NAKED
    It get’s SR Community the people going :kona:

  171. 171
    OutsidetheBox says:

    The ring! *shudders*

  172. 172
    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    YOU WOULD THINK THE PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER WOULD BE ABLE TO SPOT THE PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTO……

  173. 173
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Going to find me some burned almond colored leather pannies :typing:

  174. 174
    Brownskin Cutie (Carrington's E-boo) says:

    Hey Stoney :waves:

  175. 175
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Know she didn’t. She must know the ban pimp hand is heavy today…. Ah but what good what it do to even Take care Hun :bye: some people.
    Carry on chap. Carry on :tea:

  176. 176
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Munch she banning today bewski.

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    MsB2u says:

    MUNCHOSGIRL says:

    YOU WOULD THINK THE PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER WOULD BE ABLE TO SPOT THE PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTO……
    ———–
    :cosign:

  178. 178

    (whether anyone in here admits or not women do it).
    ___________

    Admitting it!!! I was texting heavy with a dude I met in passing..we exchanged numbers, etc. He was cool for al intents and purposes..and then he came to see me in his..work truck?

    It aint gone work.
    __________________

    :rofl:

  179. 179
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    OTB see #175
    Shout out to DTTS… I know you on vacay or was *sucks teeth*

  180. 180
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Takes MsB2U :cosign: away and hides it. Not today boo. Come on :kona:

  181. 181
    mrsloveleigh says:

    Love the pic!! Sexy Bey

  182. 182

    “I was trying to get his attention to make sure he sees me before I pulled in front of him,” Cruz explained. “He never looked back at me.”

    The video then shows Cruz crossing into the middle lane, looking back over both shoulders and slowing down, resulting in the collision with Lien’s SUV.

    “[It was] never my intention to make him stop,” Cruz said. “I didn’t think I was doing anything wrong with just turning into another lane. The other bikes are going as slow as I am.”

    He said he was looking over his shoulders to see where his friends were, so he could follow behind them.

    “I didn’t brake but when I looked over my shoulder, my hand came off the throttle a little, but the driver didn’t slow down at all and bumped me,” said Cruz, adding that both he and Lien stopped after the incident. Cruz said he approached Lien for an explanation.
    ________________

    :rofl:
    The lie detector determined that’s a muthaphuckin lie!

  183. 183
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    The video then shows Cruz crossing into the middle lane, looking back over both shoulders and slowing down, resulting in the collision with Lien’s SUV
    _________________________________
    And they would’ve believed me if it wasn’t for those pesky kids camera phones

  184. 184
    OutsidetheBox says:

    The lie detector determined that’s a muthaphuckin lie!
    ___________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  185. 185
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :rofl: :rofl:

  186. 186
    MsB2u says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Takes MsB2U :cosign: away and hides it. Not today boo. Come on :kona:
    October 7, 2013 at 2:48 pm
    ————————
    not hiding i can’t be on here like that i have a job that i love and i am not fixin to let my boss walk in and i am on SR

  187. 187
    MsB2u says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Takes MsB2U :cosign: away and hides it. Not today boo. Come on :kona:
    ————————
    IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH ME COSIGNING SOMETHING THAT I AGREE WITH?

  188. 188
    VDot says:

    YOU WOULD THINK THE PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER WOULD BE ABLE TO SPOT THE PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTO……

    *******************************

    :thinking: Maybe she photoshopped it and was going to enter it in her end of year reveal. Does Auntie still do those ‘AHA, Fooled You Bishes’ Posts?

  189. 189
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :huh: Woo woo woo :eek: Her no get it :no:

  190. 190
    KayCeiSoul says:

    He said he felt he’d done the right thing. But “I do not call myself a hero,” he said, “because I wish I could have done more.”

    ******************************

    So does Lien, I’m sure. Like take on some of those fancy heave-ho’s the bikers was dishing out. :no:

    They need to be locked UP.

  191. 191
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH ME COSIGNING SOMETHING THAT I AGREE WITH?
    _____________________________________
    turn your caps off :huh:

  192. 192
    MissHarlem says:

    MSB today yes if it goes against the blog writer. They just looking out for your font

  193. 193
    OutsidetheBox says:

    And im weakkkk at the raised font. This cant be e-life. Oh but it ill. :popcorn:

  194. 194
    YkellzY says:

    I think this is Photoshopped….the one I saw she released as a preview for her calendar, she has on underwear

  195. 195
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Dont save her. She JUST said she dont wanna be saved. :hahaha:

  196. 196
    MissHarlem says:

    GHOSTWRITER WORD (90′s flashback)

    Since its a ghost town I shall bid you guys adieu :peace:

  197. 197
    MsB2u says:

    MissHarlem says:

    MSB today yes if it goes against the blog writer. They just looking out for your font
    —————-
    well this is understandable

  198. 198
    OutsidetheBox says:

    They need to be locked UP.
    __________________

    Five police in the fray. :tea: Can you imagine. :tea: Course not.. we aint got passing skin, ethnicity or a badge. :tea:

    Trayvon would’ve went to jail. :tea: Police wouldve blown everybody cover to make sure he didnt get away.

  199. 199

    “Cruz said he approached Lien for an explanation.”
    __________________

    The steps of road rage

    1. :eek: <<<< the realization that the other person is an idiot/can't drive/is "testing you"/ needs they azz whooped

    2. :smack: <<<<they have crossed an imaginary line of no return by _________. This is usually minor in nature but at the time is akin to the threat of nuclear annihilation. Example, stoppin you from crossing lanes. Or gettin in front of you and going slow.

    3. :mad: <<<<you are planning your retaliation. Should I blow my horn? Bump into them? Push them off the road?

    4. :box: <<<<you enact your plan! Possible draggin them from their vehicle and givin them a few boxing lessons!

  200. 200
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Sadly I didn’t even saying anything @ em or dap em. I was jovial. Helpful even.
    People be following Rhianna on Twitter and be clapping back all quick :no:

  201. 201
    OutsidetheBox says:

    :phew: I have never made it past step 3. Three and a half tho? :tea:

  202. 202
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    well this is understandable
    ___________________
    :lol: you came back so calm and accommodating. I read it in my quiet voice

  203. 203
    EyesofScorpio says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :huh: Woo woo woo :eek: Her no get it :no:

    ————————–

    :tape: <—tape busts loose from laughin

  204. 204
    thestableone says:

    PHOTOSHOPPED!

  205. 205

    @OTB

    :rofl:
    Most folk stop on 3!

    But that level 4 be tempting than muthaphucka tho. :coffee:

  206. 206
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Refresh 2xs <—said to the melody of Gucci two times.

    It's Refresh 2 times, say it 2 times
    Refresh Refresh 2 times, say it 2 times

    :hahaha: kmsl…

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  208. 208
    OutsidetheBox says:

    I was jovial.
    ______________

    No tone on the blog. :rules:

  209. 209
    GAGIRL87 says:

    :warning:

    Hey my loves :hug:

  210. 210
    OutsidetheBox says:

    you came back so calm and accommodating. I read it in my quiet voice
    ____________

    Cant even eat popcron offa her. She was like *stomps on crisis* :hahaha:

  211. 211
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    I am so glad you typed that OTB…
    What does that mean? I see that acronym all the time on CEO
    *me counting on fingers like nah that don’t fit* :facepalm:

  212. 212
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Scorp. :ashamed: Please ignore me today. I dont have no trees to keep me calm. *le sigh*

  213. 213
    GAGIRL87 says:

    I love that neon green bra Bey has own in the 1st pic #observant

  214. 214

    Maybe you or your readers can help me. i have an issue, 3 years ago i met the perfect woman. she was attractive, sweet, kindhearted, an all around great person as well as honest (or so I thought). Her father was dead so I never met him but her mother adored me so I could see why she was so loving.

    We got married September 29th, 2012 and have been trying to have a baby for so long, but nothing came of it. Then i went 2 the dr to see if my sperm count was low due to me smoking so much weed in college, but it was fine. I spoke to my wife about it, and she didn’t know what was going on, she kept saying just let it happen naturally.

    so a few months ago I’m cleaning out the attic and I saw a box I’ve never seen. In it I saw some things that really showed me how big of a liar my wife is. Her birth name isn’t Laurel, it’s LAWRENCE! My wife was born a male! And before you say y didn’t you do it with the lights on I did, I found out she had excellent hormone treatment and an exceptional surgeon. her – well HIS womanly parts look legitimate and felt legitimate. My wife even bought feminine hygiene products throughout the duration of our time together. Tampons and pads would be in the cabinets in the bathroom, so this truly threw me for a loop. also in that were letters from his father, who isn’t dead, he just disowned his son for trying to be a woman. they moved from NY to GA to escape the points and stares. There were baby pictures, yearbook pictures, he even played basketball! He was voted prom king.

    words cannot express how hurt and humiliated I feel to have been misled for so long. My I guess husband doesn’t even know I found this box, but when I did, I left while he was at work, packed all my things, and moved fulltime into my other property without telling him. I have never hated someone so much. He keeps calling my phone but I refuse to answer because he will try to lure me over there and I fear what I may do if I end up going over there. I don’t know how to handle this and I HAVE TO get out of this marriage! I’m not gay or even bi so I cannot be with this man, and even if I were, after such deceit I can’t go on with them. I have been living in my other property since AUGUST and I just don’t know what to do. I haven’t told anyone what happened except my mother and she’s highly upset. She won’t tell anyone else because she knows I’m too embarrassed about the whole thing. All the love i had for my wife/husband is now GONE. How do I get out of this? how can I fix this? I’m literally on the verge of suicide over this and I just can’t help it!

    please help

    -Straight man in a same sex marriage….
    ——————
    :cry:

    What would you men do in a situation like this?

  215. 215
    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    GA GIRL :happy:

    @OTB: I know she deaded all my giggles :le sigh: The jokes was finna write themselves.
    Back to work *prints copious amount of emails* I got 1.5 hours or less to pick them up

  216. 216
    OutsidetheBox says:

    ut that level 4 be tempting than muthaphucka tho.
    ________________

    Bruh! :tea:

    One trick I have found.. :tea: If its an Asian driver, let them pass or burn rubber on them. Do not occupy the lanes near them. Behind them. Or beside them.

    I just saved the country 15% of its daily car accidents. :grill:

  217. 217
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Killing my self laughing.. *raised brows*

  218. 218
    OutsidetheBox says:

    Hey Gawga Peach! :hug:

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    Maybe you or your readers can help me. i have an issue, 3 years ago i met the perfect woman. she was attractive, sweet, kindhearted, an all around great person as well as honest (or so I thought). Her father was dead so I never met him but her mother adored me so I could see why she was so loving.

    We got married September 29th, 2012 and have been trying to have a baby for so long, but nothing came of it. Then i went 2 the dr to see if my sperm count was low due to me smoking so much weed in college, but it was fine. I spoke to my wife about it, and she didn’t know what was going on, she kept saying just let it happen naturally.

    so a few months ago I’m cleaning out the attic and I saw a box I’ve never seen. In it I saw some things that really showed me how big of a liar my wife is. Her birth name isn’t Laurel, it’s LAWRENCE! My wife was born a male! And before you say y didn’t you do it with the lights on I did, I found out she had excellent hormone treatment and an exceptional surgeon. her – well HIS womanly parts look legitimate and felt legitimate. My wife even bought feminine hygiene products throughout the duration of our time together. Tampons and pads would be in the cabinets in the bathroom, so this truly threw me for a loop. also in that were letters from his father, who isn’t dead, he just disowned his son for trying to be a woman. they moved from NY to GA to escape the points and stares. There were baby pictures, yearbook pictures, he even played basketball! He was voted prom king.

    words cannot express how hurt and humiliated I feel to have been misled for so long. My I guess husband doesn’t even know I found this box, but when I did, I left while he was at work, packed all my things, and moved fulltime into my other property without telling him. I have never hated someone so much. He keeps calling my phone but I refuse to answer because he will try to lure me over there and I fear what I may do if I end up going over there. I don’t know how to handle this and I HAVE TO get out of this marriage! I’m not gay or even bi so I cannot be with this man, and even if I were, after such deceit I can’t go on with them. I have been living in my other property since AUGUST and I just don’t know what to do. I haven’t told anyone what happened except my mother and she’s highly upset. She won’t tell anyone else because she knows I’m too embarrassed about the whole thing. All the love i had for my wife/husband is now GONE. How do I get out of this? how can I fix this? I’m literally on the verge of suicide over this and I just can’t help it!

    please help

    -Straight man in a same sex marriage….
    ——————

    :ha: :haha:

    This nigga been bumpin dycks “remnants” for three YEARS and he talkin bout “what to do?”

    Nigga you gay!

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    Not a man but, proceed to step 4 that @Man was talking about :tea:

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    MsB2u says:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    well this is understandable
    ___________________
    :lol: you came back so calm and accommodating. I read it in my quiet voice
    ——————————–
    :biggrin:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    @ Razz first where do you find these stories :lol:
    Next he might as well stay gone and never see this person face to face unless he wants to get charged with a hate crime because: BEAT EM HARPO

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    Caramel Rain says:

    Girl Lil Richie do look like a little boy tho. LOL @ Denzel Training day voice. that was funny. Yea, that story is played. I mean, I wasnt even Neil’s fault her mammie was a drunk? I just dont get it. That guy of hers is cute tho. I ready for drama to pop off! I like Adam for some reason.. IDK. I

    :dead: @ the boring vet. that was funny

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Just get divorced. And sue. Gotta be something a bish could sue for?!?! Thats so FOUL!!!!

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    Smonae says:

    Damn Razzle that’s the ultimate catfish :shocked:
    All he can do is divorce shim :shrugs: sounds like the author of this needs no go nowhere near ol boy or he he might just kill him :no:

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    Caramel Rain says:

    This nigga been bumpin dycks “remnants” for three YEARS and he talkin bout “what to do?”

    Nigga you gay!

    ***************
    :hurl:

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    Smonae says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Just get divorced. And sue. Gotta be something a bish could sue for?!?! Thats so FOUL!!!!
    ——–

    Rt memba the husband that sued the wife for the ugly baby :yes:
    He def should get something

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    he even played basketball! He was voted prom king.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :crying:

    :ghost:

    :dead:

    :rofl:

    I’m sorry

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Smonae, Taken, OTB :kiss:

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    @BOOT
    Not a man but, proceed to step 4 that @Man was talking about

    ________________

    That nigga knew tho! Fake puzzy don’t get wet mayne! So all that time he was phuckin and “she” rubbin chit on the cat to get it wet, he ain’t suspect nothing???

    Chit, he ain’t suspect nothing BEFORE then??? I know “she” was built bad talkin bout “she” played basketball.

    Then he talkin bout “what to do” like he THINKING bout staying with at dude! :rofl:

    Nigga, just be honest and say you don’t care that your “wife” was born with a dyck mayne.

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    Caramel Rain says:

    If they were going to the obgyn, wouldnt the dr know that he/she didnt have a uterus and fallopian tubes and all that stuff? I”m sure they did an ultrasound/CT scan on her/his pelvis to check for endometriosis.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    If its an Asian driver :stop: I AIN’T GET NO FURTHER :rofl:
    @Care: I like Victor and Adam. I don’t like Nick self righteous but nor Victoria. I wanted Adam and Victor to have a real chance :cry:

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    @Man, while you’re laughing you never answered the question.. :lOl:

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    EyesofScorpio says:

    “I fear what I may do if I end up going over there.”

    :ha: :sheep:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    :rofl:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    @Care: The Ob might have known but the sissy boy is his patient not the husband..

    I done told ya’ll about them girl playing :bball:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    What state? Same sex marriage might not even be legal!

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    :rofl: @233

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    Smonae says:

    GA :hugs: & :kiss:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scorp! :chase: :rofl:

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    Bootcampgirl says:

    Anybody on here do that medical billing, is it hard to fake knowledge about it??? :kona:

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    I don’t think he was going to the “ob/gyn” apt with shim.

    he can sue shim for fraud and get an annulment.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    The marriage is a fraud. Period. Legally he can claim it and event get an annulment. I watch soaps :grin:
    If he is worried about what people might say don’t tell ‘em. Chances are they already know:
    Do the bish got a wide byke, dack print and a 5 o’clock shadow
    His friends at the wedding :haha: Him dancing with the boy

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Listen I do not have to tell my partna about my student loan debt if a ninja dont gotta disclose his penis! TUH!

    Matter fact i can show up and say all these kids following me are witnesses to the union. Only. :eek: You married me now.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    oh it’s that way…

    Him dancing with the boy :haha: His friends at the wedding

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    Caramel Rain says:

    CPT Codes?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Do the bish got a wide byke, dack print and a 5 o’clock shadow
    _____________

    *turrs* :cry:

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    @ Razz first where do you find these stories :lol:
    ——
    Zane :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :newpost: is up e-frens.

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    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    EyesofScorpio says:
    “I fear what I may do if I end up going over there.”
    :ha: :sheep:
    __________________________________
    crying real tears :crying1:
    I hate that I can’t quit you :sheep:

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    Caramel Rain says:

    :dead: sissy boy lol….

    Oh I thought they were in the OB together reviewing tests and labwork. my bad..

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    VDot says:

    That nigga knew tho! Fake puzzy don’t get wet mayne! So all that time he was phuckin and “she” rubbin chit on the cat to get it wet, he ain’t suspect nothing???

    _______________________________________-

    :crying: :rofl:

    Probably had a case of AstroGlide

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    Lady_Elle says:

    I think this photo may be a fake…
    But I like it!

    :think: – I want to have a photo taken of me like this… I will have swimsuit bottom on! :lol:

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    DoNotDeleteMe says:

    Well she is approaching AARP status in her line of work and quiet as it’s kept, NO ONE IS FLUCKING WITH MILEY “IF I WERE A BOY” CYRUS! :shrug:

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    MissB says:

    Um…. she had on shorts in the same exact pic I saw earlier. ..

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Be mindful that Blue Ivy will one day access the Internet.

    and if she does log on, Im sure she’d be more than pleased with her beautiful mother. the photo is tasteful. She is beauitful #flauntit

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    GTFOH says:

    im having problems getting my gravatar to act right…any suggestions? :coffee:

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