Jay-Z Heads To A Music Studio In New York City

Thanks to loyal reader and fashionista Pamela Andrade for informing me that Jay Z was wearing a Sidian, Ersatz & Vanes Chambray color block button down shirt -- not a Celine shirt as I incorrectly stated in this post.

Sidian Ersatz and Vanes shirt

The Chambray blue cotton shirt from Sidian, Ersatz & Vanes features a classic collar, front full button down closure, and two chest patch pockets, and retails for $255 per Farfetch.com. The shirt is part of Jay Z's Barney's NY BNY/SCC holiday collaboration, and you can purchase the shirt at all Barney's locations -- preferably with cash, not credit cards.

  • The Master Beta :D

    Ummkay

  • Orange Blossom

    oh

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :eek: Did she really do a correction :hahaha: Aint nobody checking

  • IsThisThingOn…

    preferably with cash, not credit cards

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    :rules:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Damn another Jay z post :huh:

  • Caramel Rain

    Ok

  • lovezoe

    Jenie/ they showed two of his previews back-to-back. I'm like dang on.

  • Caramel Rain

    Somebody's PR machine is working OT today

  • Anna

    San ah make ya dance says:

    Did she really do a correction Aint nobody checking

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    Maybe if it were a handbag, the correction would have been corrected sooner.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I don’t care who made it.
    It’s still ugly *laughs into hand like Squeak of Color Purp* :lol:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    :facepalm:

    It gots to be a slow news day. No one cares bout this untalented retarded azz nigga.

    Speakin of which, I'm surprised you ain't do a story on Jay Z "sports agency" already doin a bad job with their biggest signing. :rofl:

    Jay Z ol retarded azz... :lol:

  • Smonae

    M'kay shrugs still not in by budget :shrugs:

  • Caramel Rain

    JZ dont never tie his shoes

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    Sandy did Chris Brown really throw a rock at his Mom's car and bust her windshield?

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    JZ dont never tie his shoes
    _____________________
    Oh roast him you :shock: What else he don't do? Put the toilet seat down :nono: Floss :grin: We finna go in on this post since we got to be here....

  • Caramel Rain

    I hope these boots fit over my calves

  • OutsidetheBox

    Somebody’s PR machine is working OT today
    __________________

    :phew:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Sandy did Chris Brown really throw a rock at his Mom’s car and bust her windshield?
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    *grabs the keyboard from SR* Let me answer this for you SR :yes: That boy cray. And after he threw the rock his mama picked the rock up and beat her own self upside the head and said “here Chris will this make you happy?! LIVE SON!! LIVE SO THAT MICHAEL DID NOT DIE IN VAIN. LET ME DIE SO THAT YOU CAN LIVE” :box: << his momma hitting herself so Chris can live

  • Ty

    I don't care who made them, they still look like Goodwill pieces :rolleyes:

    Why does he have the shirt buttoned to his neck and the chain outside his shirt like a :kona:

  • lovezoe

    Sandy did Chris Brown really throw a rock at his Mom’s car and bust her windshield?

    -/------
    He got built up mommy issues. I think parents should be parents and not employees of their child stars. Makes parenting much more easier.

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    Caramel you aint got them ninja turtle calves do ya :huh:

  • Caramel Rain

    Zoe B. says:

    Sandy did Chris Brown really throw a rock at his Mom’s car and bust her windshield?

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    musta been a big ass rock to bust it.. i gotta crack in winshield since a year ago and it still hasnt busted. steadily cracking and getting longer and longer :cry:
    *rethinks all these things in my cart at makemechic*

  • Ty

    The shirt is part of Jay Z’s Barney’s NY BNY/SCC holiday collaboration, and you can purchase the shirt at all Barney’s locations — preferably with cash, not credit cards.
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    :dead:

    See where we get it from :hahaha:

  • lovezoe

    Caramel- they do have boots for wider calves #helpful

  • MissHarlem

    Said I work my fingers down to the bone
    I put it down from 9 to 5 so you should know
    (You wanna know what else?)
    And I bust my ass so you can live good
    Yes I do, girl
    Now all I want you to do is what you should
    There it is

    See there it is (there it is baby)
    That ungrateful chit
    There you go again, complanin'
    What your aim is
    I dont know but I'm...

    I'm not doing this chit for nothing
    I pay the car note, light bill, house note
    What you think, this chit's for nothing?
    You're not workin'
    So what more you want?

    :listen: :danban: I know thats right Ginuwine *sways*

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Caramel you aint got them ninja turtle calves do ya :huh:
    __________________
    :ghost:

    @Harlem: I am about to download some Ginuwine right now :thumbsup:

  • Caramel Rain

    San ah make ya dance says:

    Caramel you aint got them ninja turtle calves do ya
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    :lol: I am 5'8 3/4 of all legs and thighs.. all muscle tho.. like white girls that play soft ball.

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    That shirt got pockets tho

  • OutsidetheBox

    I hope these boots fit over my calves
    ____________

    They will. :lol:

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    JZ dont never tie his shoes
    _____________________
    Oh roast him you What else he don’t do? Put the toilet seat down Floss We finna go in on this post since we got to be here….

    ***************
    :gossip: I heard he didnt let Blue sleep in the bed with him last nite

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :lol: I am 5’8 3/4 of all legs and thighs.. all muscle tho.. like white girls that play soft ball.
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    Oh ok :hahaha: Someone called a distance cousin out on those before and I still double over when I think of em :phew:

  • Ty

    For Libra: Khia is a damn fool :rofl:
    __________________
    Letter A- Amber Rose: Imma show this b*tch a little love cuz she from Philly bald headed and all….She cute!!!! I aint gone judge the h*e because we all know she been on a strippa pole since she was 5 years old, suckin cl*ts since 12, and decided to TRICK and SUCK every n*gga in the game and all of a sudden wanna be a model at 35…… Get Money B*******tch!!!!! But I am gone roast at the fact that she leaked photos on the internet of that MILE loooooong, 18wheeler, turned to the SIDE ass p*ssy with her DUMB ass and lost ALL of the MONEY! It didn’t work for KATRINA HARBOR and its NOT gone work for YOU!!!!! Someone stole your computer, someone stole her phone……Heard it all before!!!! Chile boooo…Stick to what ya know……….Trickin, strippin and suckin d*ck and p*ssy lips…..Get money b*****tch!!!!!

    Letter B- Beyoncé: F*ck this h*e………Can Kelly Rowland make a little bit of MONEY???? We all seen Kelly on the EBT Card Awards shut that sh*t down and here you come making Jay Z call in all of his favors to put you on the TV screen with that TIRED, THROUGH and DELAYED performance. We all could have passed on that! Imma fan true enough, but we really sick of looking at you! Give Solange a chance or give your husband Jay Z some children cuz he getting ole as Methuselah and his time is running OUT!! Who runs the world? Girls…..Girls!

    Letter C- Chris Brown: Oooooooooooo Hoooooooney…… How many records you sold????Cuz the sissy’s and punks all around the world saw ALLLLLLLL your bizness. With your “Who told Harpo to beat me,” Blonde hair, D*ck down to ya knees….. Redirect your anger please!! Looks like another Dennis Rodman to me….. I aint the one to gossip so you aint heard it from me! Let’s go to letter D….. Debra Lee!!!!

    Letter D- Debra Lee: Debra Lee You looked like Petunia the Pig up there…… Who styled you for the EBT Card Awards????? They needed to be STONED and HANGED!!! The fit was waaaaaay too tight around them BIG ass arms and that train was waaayyyyy toooooo long! Sh*t aint been the same since Bob Johnson left your FAT ass in charge!!! First you didn’t want to play the Queen’s “Been a Bad Girl” video then you fired Free and Aj and now this dress!!!!!!! Enough already……On to the letter E!!!

    Letter E- Erykah Badu and Mike Epps: Shouts out to the Queen…..Ms. Erykah Badu, who gave an -outstanding performance at the Tupac celebration!!!!! You bitches should have had a “Window Seat.” Mike Epps…… I loves it!!!! He gave up all of the money Baaaaaaaaby!!!!!! Real King and Queen!!!

    Letter F-Frank Ski: Frank Ski aka Doo Doo Brown with your P*SSY pink, BABY blue, PASTEL Easter colored shirt wearing ass. We know true TEA on why you FIRED Ms. Sophia McIntosh!!!! We heard you like wearing Dusty wigs in the weeeeee hours of the morning and ya p*ssy is dry as Lake Lanier, and your official nickname is BUCK RIDER because you literally like that hairy BACK on BARE mattresses…. F*ck n*gga!!!!!!! You had nothing to worry about, you knew your secret was safe with the kids and you fired her anyway. Besides, your skeleton has been out of the closet….Hey Wanda girl!!!! Shout out to Dark Vader aka Greg Street because I did see his black ashy ass at the Tupac center…..Now on to letter G!!!!!

    Letter G-Gucci Mane: Gucci Mane comes home this weekend….We doing it waaaaaaaay big in Chat Town, but pleassssse explain the rainbow colored ice cream cone you got tatted on the side of your face????? You still tryna trick and pick up h*es at the Greenbrier Mall flea market???? Come on now Gucci……Is that “What Dey Do?” That’s all I got to say bout that!!!!!! Stay free this time……. PLEASSSSSE!!!!!!!!!! A is for Apple and J is for Jacks……No, A is for ASSHOLE and J is for JACKASS!

    Letter H- Steven Hill: Where were you Stevie?????? Oh, you must have got the BOOT just like Free and AJ and couldn’t attend the EBT Card Awards this year? You gone learn about f*cking with the Queen!!!!! Off with your f*ckin big ass head…… Is it me or does this n*gga look like he aint got no teeth????? Toothless bastard…..Better for sucking the Queen’s p*ssy my dear………. LMAO!!!!!!!!

    Letter I-Ice T and Coco: So when did we start giving pimps and h*es a show??????? Now Ice T you know it aint no Coco in that street walker, it should’ve been Ice T and Vanilla Ice Cream silicone overdose! Naw better yet, Dusty Rhodes and Baby Doll from the ole school WWF! Somebody explain to me how all these crack heads is getting TV shows and all we see is b*tches going to rehab! We done seen all this bullsh*t before and the Queen still aint got no show yet? Raise your hands if you ready for the real!

    Shout out to DMX…..Don’t he got a crack head show coming out?????? What the hell is really going on? He needs to get it together because I love this man. X is going to be my pastor one day………Hallelu!!!!!!
    See how the industry do ya……..Is this how yall want the Queen to look? But it aint gone work because I’m too strong thaaaaaaaat!

    Letter J-Jamie Fox: Do you really like showing d*ck or is you ready to dress like Wanda fulltime? The Drag Queen’s loved what they saw…….Hollywood does change a n*gga?
    You know better with ya ole ass…….They should’ve never gave you n*ggas camera phones!!!!!! Don’t no real n*ggas take pics of their d*ck with they camera phone. At least Eddie Long had on a tight T and bicycle spandex. Yall suga sweet ass n*ggas just letting it all hang out!!!!!!!

    Letter K-Katrina Laverne Taylor and Kimberly Denise Jones: I done let Lil Kim have it on my single, “Fix Your Face,” available on I-tunes so we gone dedicate the letter K to Katrina Harbor, who done gave all these n*ggas and bull daggers HIV, Lupus and Grave’s Disease loosing hair and weight, with eyes and thyroids bulging out of the socket! Katrina Harbor has been killing n*ggas and bull-daggers for a whole decade! When is yall n*ggas gone tell the truth? The hood already knows dis…..Easy E aint the only one who went out with a BANG… So glad I didn’t juuuuuump on that dirty d*********ck!!!!!!!Besides, I already let the world know on the “Hit Err Up” diss that Katrina Harbor’s DURTY, ROTTEN and CORODED ass can’t have no babies. Weezy hasn’t been the same since he left your f*ck ass so aint no need to tweet about you NOT being PREG!!!!!!When you don’t take your meds you shrink like a prune and when you do, you get big as two Burger King’s……Keep it real hoe!!!!!

    I hear CVS has a new Minute Clinic but the problems you have with your PUSIE p*ssy, you gotta go to the freeeeeeee clinic for that….. Bobble head b**********ch!!!!!

    Letter L-Ledisi and Lauryn Hill: Shout out to Queen Ledisi Make sure yall pick up 5 copies of Ledisi new album “Pieces of Me”, where the real people hang!!! On another note, Lauryn tell us why that n*gga said that aint none of his children???? What’s really going on???? Don’t tell us you in the business of trapping n*ggas with a baby too???? Girrrrrrrl……That shit never works! Is he the one who told you to wear turtle necks in the summer time? Why is you always covered from head to toe….Skin to win!!!!!! What is you hiding under there? A b*tch wanna know the true TEA!!!!!! I aint the one to gossip so you aint heard it from me!!!!!! The sista hood loves ya, but you done let a man and the industry tear you down!

    Letter M-Mediatakeout.com aka Mediaf*ckedout: I’m a little sick of you sissys and punks at mediatakeout and so I did a little digging and I found out that the turnaround time on that job is about every 30 days…….Fred Mwangaguhuanga fires and hires on the regular so I guess those who write the best bull sh*t get to keep their jobs???? Ask him about the Queen’s royal attire…..I betcha he knows, the lawyer turned blogger! Hell, the Queen has been doing that rapping and blogging for years!!!!!!! The many stories of mine that yall copied and pasted… I need a little bit of that money baaaaaaaby!!!! Every time you mention the Queen’s name, the number of clicks is well over 500,000 views ……Call me Fred!!!!!!! You and me must never part……Ma-ki-da-da!!!! Looking like a Turtle Fish turned Black Sea Money, you African muthaf*cka!
    On another note, Yall leave Monica alone….. Just because she wanted a FedEx, expedited, rush ordered husband leave her be……Monica is a good woman so let her have her justice of the peace wedding and Rocco wasn’t bout sh*t no how…..Yall aint going steady!!!!!! That n*gga was only good for that SMOKIN ass head and then he needed to be DISPOSED of. Can we learn how to stop being MISDIAGNOSED, D*CKMATIZED, and having BALLHEISMERS for these no good ass n*ggas? Ladies, you heard it from me…. Leave these no good f*ck niggas alone, “Don’t trust no N*gga, get ya own shit”!!!! And NO BABIES PLEASE!!!!! Ya see, the Queen pleasures herself and don’t wait for the industry or no n*gga to do it for me. Moe rubber bands………Pleeeeeeeease!!!!!

    Letter N-Nicki Minaj: Nicki you weren’t prepared for the awards and we were NEVER prepared for you…..Case closed and casket dropped and that’s all I want to say about that!

    Letter O-Oprah Winfrey and Chad Ochocinco: Shout out to Ms. Oprah Winfrey for getting your OWN network…….Get Money B*tch!!!! Imma field n*gga, she a house n*gga…..Heyyyy!!!! On another note, Chad Ochocinco I know you not thinking about dropping your good SKEET in a cup for that h*e Evelyn? She aint did a damn thang but suck a good d*ck and sold a few souls and now yall her biggest fan……Puppets and ventriloquist! Eat glass h*e and I hope Tammi and Royce draaaags that ass Florida style….B****tch! Ocho, Imma let you slide cuz I know you’s an attention h*e and change h*es like you change your name. You just doing this f*ck shit for a little bit of promotion. So if you ever find a team that ever wants to keep you, send a b*tch some season tickets!

    Letter P-Peter : Peter for Peter, Peter for Peter…….Ooooooooo Peter that black Peter and I’m talkin bout the Peter……Cynthia’s husband I’m that mosquito on that Peeeeter Yesssssssss……….Ms. Nene you won’t wrong! The Queen gone have to find her an older husband cuz you little young n*ggas can’t do nothing with the Queen…..You f*ck n*ggas is 36 years old and still wearing a neck full of chains, tryna f*ck these dumb young ass h*es….Grow the fuck up! The hood needs to know that drug dealers is out of style, out dated, old fashioned and the prison is full of them!!!!! You can’t get food stamps in there either, so you gone be hungry!!!!! Boy p*ssy it is………… LMAO!!!!

    Like for real, all jokes aside who been raising yall back wood, tied to a tree brain having ass n*ggas….Damn, I need a backwood right now!!!!! Yall n*ggas make a b*tch SMOKE…..A Backwood. Ignorant slave trade muthaf*ckas!!!! On another note, I hear Poorsha Foxx is in Texas picking up aluminum cans and been stealing the HVAC systems all over town! That’s what you get for f*ckin with the Queen! Broke b*tch, now what kind of car is you driving? Marta Breeze card express…….. B*tch!!!!

    Letter Q- Queen: I am the motherf*cking Queen, I am immortal and I have inside of me the blood of GREAT Royal Queens….. I have no rivals no one can be my equal or dare challenge me. I AM the Queen! Yall vipers can’t criticize nor worry me, my fruit is ripe and it never spoils. I wear the crown GRACEFULLY because I am an overcomer so I can’t be dethroned. All you f*cking followers need to follow the real leader, the headliner…… I am the motherf*cking Queen!!!!!!!! Fall Back!

    Letter R-Rick Ross: Is you really selling dope on your IPhone?????? I did see you at the Tupac center but I am not sure if you were just there to promote that tired ass single or there to support Queen Affine and the children because all the money you claim you got, I didn’t see you cut no check…..I’m a little sick of you talking about dope and f*cking b*tches in the ass on all your songs! Listen ladies, a straight man would not want to violate your ass, bypassing all that good p*ssy to go straight to the asshole…… I got a problem with that!!!!! Ass is ass…..If you try one, you tried them all!!!! Once again, boy p*ssy it is….Cocaine is a powerful drug!

    Letter S-Stacy Dash: Stacy we heard about the fight that you had with that whore LisaRaye, Queen Latifah got that b*tch playing the right role in “Single Ladies,” LisaRaye claims she celibate now, but don’t trust that h*e because she SWINGS and RIDES all of the rides and slides down all the SLIDES!

    Letter T-Tiny and Toya: Toya, congrats on getting married dropping the last name “Carter” because Weezy already told me that I’m wearing it now!!!! As for Tiny, your husband should be on his way home so you aint got to worry bout getting caught for putting them dirty hands underneath the table! Next time, think about that sh*t first because your children have to hear about that shit when they go to school!

    Letter U-: U b*tches gone learn to respect me,
    U motherf*ckers need to stop popping pills.
    U hip hop n*ggas need to come on out the closet.
    U n*ggas need to put the lean cups down.
    U muthaf*ckas need to learn to wrap it up.

    U 80’s babies is f*cked up…….Is it just me or have you noticed that crack cocaine has fucked up an entire generation of children? They are really doing the most right now. They f*cked up spiritually, physically and emotionally and they seriously need help……Let us pray!!!!

    Letter V-Vlad.com: Ooooooooooo I can’t stand his f*ck ass!!!Aint this the same h*nkey that got his ass whooped by Rick Ross them at the Ozone Awards and they had to cut the check and he used the money to jump start this weak website? Somebody needs to stomp that ass again, because this crackerjack is getting paid off our culture, stupidity and ignorance! How the hell yall gone let this PIG make a fortune off of us look like a goddamn FOOL? He intentionally posts racial comments and sit back and laugh at us destroy one another. The Queen is here to let you know, it aint sh*t DELAYED bout me b*tch so F*CK you, the website and everyone on it…..Lost ass monkeys that lack knowledge and understanding. Fools leading fools who refuse to listen and learn. It’s a goddamn SHAME!!!

    Letter W-Weezy and Wakaflocka: Yall know I loves my husband Weeezy and I sips Louweeezyanne tea daily but this new Weezy, I just don’t understand but I aint gone give up on him, I’m just gone continue to pray!!!Young money… B******tch!!!!! Waka and that little ass peeeeeter Ad….The hood is laughing at you!!!!! I’m gone respect the fact that you showing love to the animals but that body aint wassup!!! Dennis Rodman’s ad looked better……That queen gave you body!!!!!! Stay tuned for mine…….Coming this fall!!!!!!!!!!

    Letter X-: Xcuse me…. For always keeping sh*t 100.
    Xcuse me…. For writing and producing my own sh*t.
    Xcuse me…. For being happy and nappy.
    Xcuse me… For being the official female independent artist in the game.

    Letter Y-Yo Yo aka B.A.C.K Girl: Yo Yo, how is that weak ass diss record coming along that you been working on since 2008? It aint even get 4,000 hits on the internet which proves that you are still a NONFACTOR.COM. You are such a nonfactor that you didn’t even get a picture on this blog for promotion so go on and R.E.S.P.E…Respect Me…R.E.S.P.E …Respect Me….Respect Me….Respect Me. LMAO!!!!!!! You need to do a little better than what you been doing because I aint never been pleased with your job EITHER!!!!! Kick rocks….B*****tch!!!!

    Letter Z-Kim Zolciak: Kim you finally dropped Big Poppa like a bad habit because he couldn’t keep the rent and lights on at Shannon Mall in Union City! We all knew that you’s a gold digging, money hungry ass whore with no talent! Kandi wrote you a national hit and you couldn’t even perform it live because you were too busy trying to keep that synthetic wig in place that Derrick been sewing and stitching for years. It’s funny how Kandi can write everybody else a hit…Oops, well enough of that and back to the subject at hand. You finally struck gold with that young and tender football player after knowing him for only 90 days; you hit a home run with his first born son!!! Get money b*tch………

    The alphabet people just left the building and the Queen has given you a run down from A to Z….No hate intended because I am the industry and have the right to report all of the f*ck sh*t that is going on in it. Remember, I am an entertainer and I am here to entertain…..Weren’t you entertained?

  • Caramel Rain

    lovezoe says:

    Caramel- they do have boots for wider calves #helpful

    *************
    that's my biggest issue.. i ordered some studded bebe boots from dillards last year, they were on sale for 38.00. couldnt zip up

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Wait… who knew Ginuwine had a greatests hits CD :rofl: While I am playing all of them are bangers. Except for Pony. I NEVER liked that song. Plus this dude in middle school told us he lost his virginity to Pony to this big white guhl and every since then I imagine black men riding cows to that song :hump:

  • MissHarlem

    MISTAKEN he got some hits :yes: I have to download 2 more I forgot about

  • Bootcampgirl

    *swoon* Ginuwine was that ninja..
    :offtopic: People in the median income percentile should not be riding around with cracked windshields :tea: #grumpytoday

  • essenze

    Good morning all :waves: (in my fake southern belle/Phaedra voice that I use around clear people for some reason) Hope everyone had a good weekend. I am currently watching old Martin reruns on my phone at work. I am watching the Love Jones episode. Chris Rock was fooling lol "I feel sorry for her turtle necks" lawd :crying:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :huh: Ty with this long a$$ post :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    musta been a big ass rock to bust it.. i gotta crack in winshield since a year ago and it still hasnt busted. steadily cracking and getting longer and longer :cry:
    *rethinks all these things in my cart at makemechic*
    ______________

    :nono: If you dont get that windshield fixed before you have to replace the whole thing. Or fore something hit chu in your face and you DIE! :eek:

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    :shurgs:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Ty :nono: you finna get band (don't wanna use the real word) round here posting they long word for word comments :rofl: you better start summarizing :crying1: I ain't even read it yet cause I had to scroll down bout 330 minutes to end it. Let me copy and paste this into a word doc and read it later .

  • Bootcampgirl

    @Ty, where are the cliff notes to that post :shocked:

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    CORRECTION: :shrugs:

  • MissHarlem

    TY :chase: Cliff notes NINJA cliff notes :spank:

  • essenze

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Wait… who knew Ginuwine had a greatests hits CD While I am playing all of them are bangers. Except for Pony. I NEVER liked that song. Plus this dude in middle school told us he lost his virginity to Pony to this big white guhl and every since then I imagine black men riding cows to that song

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    I was like 14 when that song came out. Why when I first heard it (didnt see the video yet) I thought it was a woman singing it :crying:

  • MissHarlem

    BOOT :spank: git to the :kona:

  • lovezoe

    Taken- you don't like Pony?! Still my jam and that video.

    "I'm just a bachelor looking for a partner."

  • lovezoe

    *rider

  • Caramel Rain

    Oh ok Someone called a distance cousin out on those before and I still double over when I think of em
    ***********
    sooo somebody said your cousin has ninja turtle legs? I bet she was pist

  • Ty

    That shyt is funny though :rofl: Khia reading the industry in alphabetical order :crying: I posted that for Libra from downstairs hmph.....

  • MissHarlem

    Or fore something hit chu in your face and you DIE

    ^^OTB just shook the table with this comment :lol:

  • Orange Blossom

    i only read the first part and i know khia lying. ive seen pix of ambers coochie and it was beautiful. i aint even know a coochie could be that pretty. it was glorious :nun:

    iono what it looks like today but back in her kanye days it was amazing!

    amber pootie tang look better than khia face. i know that much. :tea:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    People in the median income percentile should not be riding around with cracked windshields :tea:
    _____________________________
    :crying1:
    Care go to the mall and look in the parking lot. A lot of times they have those repair shops on site in tents. Get it fixed for like $30.... Or call and then can come onsite.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :dead:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    It was amazing? The cooch? :lol:
    That reminds me of that Kanye song Amazing... They made a Kobe greatest plays to that song. Going to watch it :kona:

  • lovezoe

    Some insurance companies will replace it for free.

  • lovezoe

    :newpost: Oprah/Obama :shade:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :cell: How you give people Lupus though. :eyeroll: And this is why she has as many mugshots as she got. *files nails*

  • Ty

    :dead: @ glorious snatch :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    Googled it from abc news

    By ANTHONY McCARTNEY AP Entertainment WriterNov 20, 2013, 1:22 AM

    A judge ordered Chris Brown on Wednesday to spend three months in rehab after reading a report that said a facility discharged the R&B singer because he threw a rock through his mother's car window.

    Superior Court Judge James Brandlin also added additional rules for Brown in the coming months, requiring him to perform at least 24 hours of community labor a week and to submit to drug testing as he deals with anger management issues.

    Brown and his attorney agreed to the terms, which were suggested by probation officials who are overseeing Brown's sentence for his 2009 beating of then-girlfriend Rihanna.

    The Grammy winner threw a rock through his mother's car window Nov. 10 after a joint counseling session in which she suggested the singer remain in treatment, according to a letter submitted by the rehab facility. The facility's name was not included in court filings.

    "Mr. Brown proceeded to walk outside and pick up a rock and threw it through his mother's car window and it shattered," the letter states. Brown was discharged because he had signed a contract agreeing to refrain from violence while in treatment.

    The singer voluntarily checked into rehab for anger management treatment Oct. 29, just days after he was arrested in Washington, D.C., after a man accused Brown of punching him after he tried to get in a photo with the singer.

    The incident and the resulting misdemeanor assault charge could still trigger a probation violation that could lead to more sanctions against Brown.

    Brandlin ordered probation officials to collect more details on the Washington arrest and report back to him before a Dec. 16 hearing. A prosecutor did not seek any revocation of Brown's probation at Wednesday's hearing but said she was awaiting more details.

    Brown is due to appear in a Washington, D.C., court Monday. Brandlin allowed the singer to travel for the hearing, but his ruling makes clear that the expectation for the singer for the next few months is to receive treatment and perform community labor such as graffiti removal or roadside cleanup.

    Brown's probation report states the singer has said he wants treatment for his anger management issues. He reported being depressed after being ordered to re-do 1,000 hours of community service earlier this year after a hit-and-run incident. Prosecutors had raised questions about whether he performed his sentence as instructed.

    Brown has performed 20 hours so far, according to the report. An officer expressed concern that the singer wouldn't complete his assignment if Brown was not required to perform at least 25 hours of work per week.

    The singer appeared in court Wednesday with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran and only spoke once to acknowledge he agreed to the terms imposed by the judge. His mother, who has attended many of her son's court hearings, did not attend Wednesday's proceedings.

    At the request of Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos, Brown was also ordered to take any medications his doctor prescribed.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    musta been a big ass rock to bust it.. i gotta crack in winshield since a year ago and it still hasnt busted. steadily cracking and getting longer and longer
    *rethinks all these things in my cart at makemechic*
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    If you dont get that windshield fixed before you have to replace the whole thing. Or fore something hit chu in your face and you DIE!
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    DIE :shocked: It's on my to do list. :lol: Every time I go to the carwash and the dude be like we can fix that for 50.00.. I be like next time :lol:

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    @ORANGE
    "i only read the first part and i know khia lying. ive seen pix of ambers coochie and it was beautiful. i aint even know a coochie could be that pretty. it was glorious

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    :lol:

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  • Ty

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