Why didn’t Miley Cyrus think of this first?

Sandra Rose November 26, 2013

Two women twerk on train tracks

Two hood rats thought it would be cute to twerk where no sane person has ever twerked before: on the train tracks somewhere in the bowels of the New York subway system.

While neither of these young women (who clearly didn’t want their faces on film) twerked on to the third rail, and everyone left unscathed (presumably!), this is still youthful idiocy at its finest. And it’s not even “cool”… Miley Cyrus did it in August for media conglomerate Viacom. Albeit, probably on a sound stage where a subway couldn’t come barreling down the tunnel, crushing her before she ever had a chance to really live, feel what it’s like to have hope and love and everything good in life… seriously, ladies! Stop. Source

Thanks to loyal reader Ernest O. for the link.

deedeegirl

There is no limit to stupidity
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

I don’t want to hear shyt else about twerking. Not shyt else, I’m getting to old for this nonsense
luVn_liFe…

It doesnt Matter, Miley will do it and all the outlets will go insane as If she DID DO it First
A.J.

Dredhead is a male.
luVn_liFe…

Why are they hiding their faces??
the darker one has a mask on,

Right?
The Master Beta :D

Does she have on a mask
MsB2u

Some people have too much time on their hands
SOTHERNGRL

Dredhead is a male.
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Saw the funniest chit ever the other day. Dude was going off about twerking and he the king of the dancehall. I thought some serious chit was about to go down. When I tell you that fool bust out with Rock Ya Hips. whipped off that housecoat and got to twerking I WAS NO MO GOOD.
Who Dat

Miley Cyrus did it in August for media conglomerate Viacom
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I have traced the US history of twerking and I am thinking the bish on Star Search…Cat Glover…later down with his Purpa-Ness… twerked first. I think she was the first national television twerker.
luVn_liFe…

SOTHERN that gravie makes me chuckle everytime i see it
Just Looking

SIMPLE

@Dubb – Then I had the nerve to come across a article where a lady spoke of the demise of favorite measuring cup. The dishwashers washed her numbers away. In tears laughing…..yes I was….
SOTHERNGRL

I need to find something else @Luvn. She to cute to be shooting birds
Bigbadwolf

Twerking is the new planking and every other stupid thing

This lil boy in my neighborhood was walking with my kids from the bus stop and said he had a twerking tree

me: What’s a twerking tree?

Him: A tree I twerk in

me to Wolf 7 & 9

Them: Momma we don’t play wit him he’s happy

Me
luVn_liFe…

stop that BBW!! lol
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

:lame:
Have a good night
Just Looking

@Wolf –

You start on dem pies yet?
FuturedocDonte

These dumb bishes could have been electrocuted
luVn_liFe…

She to cute to be shooting birds
SOTHERN its Funny as hell
A.J.

I WAS NO MO GOOD.
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I bet. This social media world we live in…
Ty

This is just as stupid as planking
Just Looking

@Taken Happy Thanksgiving to you!

To All

Gooble Gobble
Who Dat

Then I had the nerve to come across a article where a lady spoke of the demise of favorite measuring cup. The dishwashers washed her numbers away. In tears laughing…..yes I was
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I am still mad at that measuring cup pic though.

You had me at home like then I zoomed in on it…I was like this heffa
Miany

luVn_liFe… says:
Why are they hiding their faces??…cuz they know they’re uploading bullshii for the world to see
the darker one has a mask on,
Right?..I cant tell but prob…and it’s prob cuz he’s a male… ( i cant see the video from the work pc but, AJ said it so I believe it)
SOTHERNGRL

These dumb bishes could have been electrocuted
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never thought about electricuted. jUst they could get ran over by the train. which in itself would have been enough to keep me off.
Cuban Princess

didnt watch the clip, but the blonde girl looks like Tiny from behind :/
Ty

Who Dat says:

Miley Cyrus did it in August for media conglomerate Viacom
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I have traced the US history of twerking and I am thinking the bish on Star Search…Cat Glover…later down with his Purpa-Ness… twerked first. I think she was the first national television twerker.
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I traced it back to Africa and the tribes were twerking buckey naked They always taking our shyt
Bigbadwolf

Just Looking says:

@Wolf –
You start on dem pies yet?
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I did some yesterday. I did one with the cream cheese and one without but with some vodka.

I was surprised that the one with the cream cheese was better.
I got some more sweet potatoes and Imma try again
SOTHERNGRL

@A.J. I wish I could remember the link But when I tell you I thought dude was fixing to get down. Then He throws open that housecoat and has on speedo. Lawd when I tell you I could not stop laughing.
A.J.

@A.J. I wish I could remember the link But when I tell you I thought dude was fixing to get down. Then He throws open that housecoat and has on speedo. Lawd when I tell you I could not stop laughing.
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Find da lank!
Who Dat

I traced it back to Africa and the tribes were twerking buckey naked They always taking our shyt

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I meant on tv. But was they twerkin it out on Roots? Mandingo? that was in the 70’s…and If so then there you geaux! Bye yall. I’m off til Tuesday
VDot

Where can I find that video Sothern no U?!
luVn_liFe…

AYE YI YE
Sandrita u seen Claudia Scheelen the Bulgarian Beauty Queen said its all lies!!
lies!
LIES
Ty

Dubb they are still talking about this. Did u get your check yet?
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CALI CHA

Sandrita hoodrats been twerking on “tracks” for centuries
VDot

Where is NikkeMixDaDranks? Im over here listening to Webbie’s interview now. This nucca is country hilarious!
FuturedocDonte

Dredhead is a male.
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Saw the funniest chit ever the other day. Dude was going off about twerking and he the king of the dancehall. I thought some serious chit was about to go down. When I tell you that fool bust out with Rock Ya Hips. whipped off that housecoat and got to twerking I WAS NO MO GOOD.
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I saw this shat I thought this fool was bout to bust a mean 16
r2dmax

2 things I can do without in 2014:
1) Twerking
2) the word “hater(s)”
Twilight

People think that platform can be easily climbed after jumping on to the tracks. if you dont have good upper body strength your Fvcked?? I have seen people twerk coming down the soul train line. nothing new.
Twilight

It looks like the picture may been taken at the Hoyt & Schemerhorn Street train station A, C & G line. This is where they filmed Micheal Jackson “Bad” video. That’s the only place that they could of taken that pic since 2 platforms are still closed. Both the Brooklyn and Manhattan side.