Amazon Plans Drone Deliveries

This is not a joke. Amazon.com, the world's largest online shopping retailer, plans to begin delivering packages into customers' hands by use of remote controlled drones.

The U.S. government already uses drones in military operations to drop bombs on the heads of unsuspecting terrorists. But don't be surprised if one of Amazon's drones drops that package you ordered on your head in 30 minutes or less.

Amazon Plans Drone Deliveries

From USAToday.com:

Amazon.com is testing delivering packages using drones, CEO Jeff Bezos said on the CBS TV news show 60 Minutes Sunday.

The idea would be to deliver packages as quickly as possible using the small, unmanned aircraft, through a service the company is calling Prime Air, the CEO said.

Bezos played a demo video on 60 Minutes that showed how the aircraft, also known as octocopters, will pick up packages in small yellow buckets at Amazon's fulfillment centers and fly through the air to deliver items to customers after they hit the buy button online at Amazon.com.

The goal of the new delivery system is to get packages into customers' hands in 30 minutes or less, the world's largest Internet retailer said. Putting Prime Air into commercial use will take "some number of years" as Amazon develops the technology further and waits for the Federal Aviation Administration to come up with rules and regulations, the company added.

It won't be long before drug dealers and other street merchants figure out ways to hack into the miniature aircraft's computers to deliver kilos of cocaine to their own customers.

  • The Master Beta :D

    :blink:

  • Aprilbaby

    No Thanks!

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    :facepalm:

  • sassyshe

    Lol sandra I can see the dealers already setting up merchant account with amazon so that they can resell products to customers. Shoot they used to use ups and fedex till the feds got wise and cracked down on that operation.

  • Caramel Rain

    Mark of the Beast. Getcho house in order

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    It won’t be long before drug dealers and other street merchants figure out ways to hack into the miniature aircraft’s computers to deliver kilos of cocaine to their own customers.
    __________
    :rofl:

    THEY ALREADY DO!
    Did u see where they delivered drugs to an inmate
    using drones?

    It's actually pretty smart.
    :think:

  • MsB2u

    :huh:

  • Caramel Rain

    **Sprinkles Baby Dust on the Blog**

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Say what nah :blink:

  • Who Dat

    :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Folks probably going to try and shoot them out the air :lol:

  • Milky

    Why is baby dust being sprinkled on us :waiting:

  • Milky

    :wtf: is baby dust?

  • Who Dat

    Why is baby dust being sprinkled on us

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Somebody can have my portion. I dont want mine. Its making me ITCH :crying1:

  • Milky

    :cloud: ion want to be sprinkled either. @ kenya whatcha tryin to do to us. Is this some of that black magic?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    Under thirty minutes? :think: Sounds good. I hope they put bullet proof plastic over it and everyone gets special drone mailboxes because it just falling out of the sky onto your front porch doesn't sound smart. Maybe add some cameras to verify who it was delivered to. :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Amazon, you are working on being captain of #teamtoomuch.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Blah, team too much.

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    I wonder if we will see flying cars in our lifetimes...
    :think:

  • deedeegirl

    I wanna see this. I buy everything I can from Amazon anyway. Saves me a lot of running around.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    It won’t be long before drug dealers and other street merchants figure out ways to hack into the miniature aircraft’s computers to deliver kilos of cocaine to their own customers.

    ***********************

    From zero to infinity right here. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr4EJSUcCU Zoe B.

    Need an outfit quick and don't feel like going to the store? Ran out of seasoned salt while cooking? Realized you don't have anymore sealing oil when you rinse out your conditioner? Constipated and need a laxative? :yes: I could already see how this would be beneficial to me

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    It won’t be long before drug dealers and other street merchants figure out ways to hack into the miniature aircraft’s computers to deliver kilos of cocaine to their own customers.

    :dead:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    i don't really fancy the idea. wth shippin costs gonna look like for that shat :huh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    I can see them being programmed to ATTACK in the hood; replacing red noses. :coffee:

    "Run Shell, RUNNN gurl! Take yo' heels awf! Take yo' wig awf'! Runnnnnn!!! Yo' baby daddy done sic'ed a drone on yo' azz!"

  • http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/24/35-black-owned-etsy-store_n_1111474.html Orange Blossom

    Caramel Rain says:

    Mark of the Beast. Getcho house in order
    ______________________________

    well i wish they hurry up and insert this smartchip in my hand so i can take all these raggelly ass store discount cards off my keychain! they need to come on wit it. whats taking the new world order so long?

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    I can see them being programmed to ATTACK in the hood; replacing red noses. :coffee:

    “Run Shell, RUNNN gurl! Take yo’ heels awf! Take yo’ wig awf’! Runnnnnn!!! Yo’ baby daddy done sic’ed a drone on yo’ azz!”

    :rofl: :cosign:

    i aint wit it. hey mami! :hug:

    @CARAMEL

    the mark is the chip :tea:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    well i wish they hurry up and insert this smartchip in my hand so i can take all these raggelly ass store discount cards off my keychain! they need to come on wit it. whats taking the new world order so long?

    :dead: :no: :kona:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey Fay :hug:

    :yawn:

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  • libra80sbaby

    :blink:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    OTB

    :hug: <---extra tight, i needs it

    i'm unable to can chile. so mannie mannie fckn prollums i'm dealin wit. i wanna lay dem paws on SOMEDAMNBODY! :crying:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    “Run Shell, RUNNN gurl! Take yo’ heels awf! Take yo’ wig awf’! Runnnnnn!!! Yo’ baby daddy done sic’ed a drone on yo’ azz!”
    _______
    :rofl:

    These gangs goin stop doin drive bys and just have that drone drop some bombs on folk! :lol:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    wonder if Amazon got any life redo buttons for sale :pc:

  • Who Dat

    i'm unable to can chile. so mannie mannie fckn prollums i'm dealin wit. i wanna lay dem paws on SOMEDAMNBODY
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Offers up @Man to you....like Olympia Dukakis did to Shirley McClain in original "Steel Magnolias"

    "Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her!"

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hug: <—extra tight, i needs it
    _____________

    *rocks you* I saw a bit on FB. :| Tis alright, fren. Trouble dont last always. This was just the dress rehearsal. :)

  • OutsidetheBox

    “Hit this! Go ahead M’Lynn, slap her!”
    ___________

    Ermahgawd :rofl: :rofl: :heart: FAVE

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    :newpost:
    I found out while I was posting in morning wood :rolleyes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    Offers up @Man to you….like Olympia Dukakis did to Shirley McClain in original “Steel Magnolias”

    “Hit this! Go ahead M’Lynn, slap her!

    :rofl: :rofl: he might like it :eek:

    OTB

    chile ion eem..was OK till i got to work & that bitch came out her face tryna be NOSY. bitch try reading a facial expression bc my fists was BALLED up! :box: :chase: :shank: :karate:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    “Run Shell, RUNNN gurl! Take yo’ heels awf! Take yo’ wig awf’! Runnnnnn!!! Yo’ baby daddy done sic’ed a drone on yo’ azz!”
    _______

    These gangs goin stop doin drive bys and just have that drone drop some bombs on folk!

    *******

    Yerp!

    Monty & Nem to opposing crew: Oh yeah n*ggas? *whistles* I got sum' fo' dat azz!

    *THE SOUND OF INCOMING DRONES*

    I HATE where this is really going. Drones will be the new guns.
    These kids can tweek ANYTHING electronic these days. :coffee:

  • Sunkissed404

    Not ready for all of this technology...Dead ass. 0_o I would SO call the news station and tell them I've almost been abducted by aliens if one of my packages shows up like this. Lol

  • pm

    they wont deliver to the hood I can tell u that