Celebrity Kids: Beyonce

Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter

Carnival Cruise Line singer Beyonce hides her daughter Blue Ivy’s face behind a beach hat in this photo uploaded to her Instagram page on Tuesday. Why does she bother to hide the child’s face? We already know what Blue looks like: a little boy with dreadlocks.



 


199 Responses to “Celebrity Kids: Beyonce”

  1. 1

    :rofl:

    Carnival Cruise line singer!

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    Dayum Beyonce’s legs look so soft and lickable!
    :eek:

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    Aryanna says:

    I think that is the stupidest thing! Don’t show her at all Beyonce. Don’t upload a pic of her just to put blankets, hats ,or hoods over her face if you are that pressed about not putting her out to the public. On top of that.. we already know what she looks like so whats the big damn deal????

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    Hershey says:

    We already know what Blue looks like: a little boy with dreadlocks.

    :blink: then :rofl: damn Sandra

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :(
    I wanna see Blu’s Face, I think she’s adorable!

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    Jdore says:

    Carnival Cruise Line singer Beyonce ….. Blue looks like: a little boy with dreadlocks.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: :dead: Thanks for that write up Auntie

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    CALI CHA says:

    the beauty that you be BLUEBEE :heart:

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    Smonae says:

    People take all kinds of playful pics of kids damn, let ha be :shrugs:

    Sandra getting creative with shading Bey, but let somebody shade King its gone be banning season :hahaha:

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    CALI CHA says:

    Fun with pictures or nah :shrug:

    SMONAE…. that part

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    If we had never seen a glimpse of her I could see, but with technology now, we can see what she’ll be looking like at any year we choose. :shrug:

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    Carnival Cruise Line singer Beyonce
    —-
    :lol: what’s next?

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    JMO says:

    I swear I thought kids were off limits…

    Or was that kids of friends of the blog?

    Lemme check the rules… :pc:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    Cute

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    MissHarlem says:

    Its her child and she can show or hide her as much as she please. Its not making not nary a difference in my world so idc :coffee:

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    Hershey says:

    People that never do shty right according to Sandra:

    :obama:
    Beyonce
    Rih Rih
    C-error (sometimes)
    Kerry Washington
    Blue Ivy’s hair
    Blue Ivy’s daddy

    can’t :think: of anyone else, but the list goes on… :lol:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Blue looks like: a little boy with dreadlocks.
    ————————————
    :no: Out of line! :no:

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    Shellz says:

    aww that isnt nice Aunty Sandy :rofl:

    i just want to rub my cheek on Bey leg tho.. Dont judge me

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Dayum Beyonce’s legs look so soft and lickable!
    ___________________

    :nun: dont they tho? ppl be so busy hating they missing out on all the good stuff. legs lookin thick and creamy like xmas egg nog. :thumbsup:

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    Gigi26 says:

    :cosign: Harlem…shiid and I ain’t even a stan but that lil girl is just that..a GIRL.

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    Ischmoo78 says:

    :shocked: Auntie was that a read :rofl:

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    Afiya says:

    The list of her occupations :hahaha: Sandra, YOU R A MESS!!! :smh:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    a little boy with dreadlocks.
    ___________________________

    Sandra kids are off limits now :stop: it

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Carnival Cruise Line singer Beyonce
    *************
    @Sandra when I tell you you slay me with the adjectives you come uo with the desribe the woman. :lol:

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    iAmChan says:

    Beyonce has grown on me. So has Blues hair.

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    kamadiva says:

    :rofl: @ Carnival Cruise singer…I thought she had dropped to the Bodega singer the other day.

    :dead: @ comments about FOB TOO FUNNY…yet true!

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    jeez louise #24 was typed like I been drinking.

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    iAmChan says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Dayum Beyonce’s legs look so soft and lickable!
    :eek:

    This is a true statement.

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    Aprilbaby says:

    Be looks real regular in this photo round about the face.

    I do think Blue is cute tho. Even if she wants a celeb baby. She has a cute little look about her.

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    Plz explain to me why people feel some type of way when people don’t show their kids?? As many pics as yall have seen why does it matter, that’s obviously not her motive :rolleyes:

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    Aprilbaby says:

    Of all cruise lines…lol

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    MissHarlem says:

    GIGI :thankyou:

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    iAmChan says:

    She could sing on my cruise line at anytime. Unless @ GA is the headliner for that particular time period. Dats my boo right there.

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    CALI CHA says:

    @San ah… the THIRST is real :shrug:

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    cocosilk73 says:

    Why does Beyoncé do half the stuff she does – for attention. Heaven forbid if there weren’t any social media outlets to boast and brag about yourself or paparazzi to follow you everywhere or (dear god) the internet existing! Celebs like her and the Kardashians would slit their wrists.

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    MissHarlem says:

    I tell you one thing I was not built to be a celeb bc if you talk about my child in this manner I will shut chit DOWN. Play with it :coffee:

  38. 38
    MissHarlem says:

    SAN :sad: I actually like that show :lol:

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    Harlem, I be like is this real life? Are they really that into themselves. Too much phoniness in that clique :no:

  41. 41
    CALI CHA says:

    @ my BESTIE….CURTAINS CLOSED/LIGHTS AWF!!…A MASSACRE :yes: I FEEL IT!

  42. 42
    MissHarlem says:

    SAN :yes: they are especially Lily however I like the hustle that chick has with her ditzy brain self. Makes for good tv :shrug:

  43. 43
    The Master Beta :D says:

    Well K Michelles ratchet ass :heart: is coming here Saturday thinking about going to see her but I don’t want to go alone

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    Smonae says:

    @Cha Sandy be going in on this 1 yr old for no reason :facepalm:

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    JMO says:

    @San I like that show. I think Mike is cute :lol:

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    MissHarlem says:

    CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :kiss: girl I be ready. You on insta :waiting:

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    Blue looks like: a little boy with dreadlocks.
    _____________________________

    not that she does but even if she did, a little boy with dreadlocks is not a bad thing to look like. i dont even get how this is an insult to blue or bey. i know why its SUPPOSED to be offensive but…… :shrugs:

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    Gigi26 says:

    @San I just don’t care for Reza and his mid life crisis ass, he the messiest homo :no: I don’t understand it at all…

    I like Lily’s fashions, but her face n hair are a no.

    I actually only like Mike. The rest of em can kick rocks. Esp Asa with her trash ass water :no: voodoo water is what it should be named.

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    JMO says:

    :cosign: with that chick in comment 42…

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    CALI CHA says:

    @BESTIE,….Yes Dahling (Vanity733) whats yours?

    @SMONAE… :no: IT AINT RIGHT

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    Smonae says:

    I havent caught much of this season San, but what happened with GG & the MJ?? They not friends no mo, they only had each other last season ion get it :shrugs:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    People that never do shty right according to Sandra:

    Beyonce
    Rih Rih
    C-error (sometimes)
    Kerry Washington
    Blue Ivy’s hair
    Blue Ivy’s daddy
    *OTB*

    can’t of anyone else, but the list goes on…
    ______________

    :shank:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTS TO DRY HUMP BEY’S LEGS…THEM SHYTS LOOK SOFTER THAN A DEAF PERSONS SHOUTS!!!! ::::….:::: PRAISE HIM!!!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Well K Michelles ratchet ass is coming here Saturday thinking about going to see her but I don’t want to go alone
    _______

    I would so go with you! You should have a drink and go..yes? Go go go. :| Let me live thru you. Come back and tell us what she wore. Or didnt wear. :eek:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I havent caught much of this season San, but what happened with GG & the MJ?? They not friends no mo, they only had each other last season ion get it
    _________

    GG wild aint a now, but to me it seems like MJ kinda flaky. Like her a Reva friends now so she aint fukking with GG no more. :thinking:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Beyonce has grown on me. So has Blues hair.
    __________

    :love: Olive juice.

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    JMO says:

    Smonae says:

    I havent caught much of this season San, but what happened with GG & the MJ?? They not friends no mo, they only had each other last season ion get it :shrugs:
    ___________________________________________________

    :think: I think MJ told GG’s boyfriend that she was flirting with someone … something like that.

    If they were friends, MJ was wrong for doing that and she refuses to apologize for it

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    MissHarlem says:

    Its offensive bc of the intended shade on a 1 yr old. Not necessary. If the context of that paragraph was worded diff then I would understand not being offended or insulted. Its always in the delivery but ORANGE I know you know this so I just typed this for nada :lol:

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    Smonae says:

    OTB they just messy, how u doing hun :waves:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Why does Beyoncé do half the stuff she does – for attention. Heaven forbid if there weren’t any social media outlets to boast and brag about yourself or paparazzi to follow you everywhere or (dear god) the internet existing! Celebs like her and the Kardashians would slit their wrists.

    _________

    If it didnt exist, why would they slit their wrists? :huh: They would know about it in some alternate future universe? I would choose the red pill next time. :no:

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    Smonae says:

    JMO busting one out in front of the main dude :nono: thats an asswhipping on deck :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    SOFTER THAN A DEAF PERSONS SHOUTS!!!!
    _________

    Spechul golden throne in the loud section of hell for this :rofl:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Well K Michelles ratchet ass is coming here Saturday thinking about going to see her but I don’t want to go alone
    _______
    I would so go with you! You should have a drink and go..yes? Go go go. Let me live thru you. Come back and tell us what she wore. Or didnt wear.
    __________________________________

    :lol: Chile I’m not good with going out alone I feel so out of place but I always see people I know and talk to them I think I just need that comfort of having someone there who came with me

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    CALI CHA says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Well K Michelles ratchet ass is coming here Saturday thinking about going to see her but I don’t want to go alone
    _______

    I would so go with you! You should have a drink and go..yes? Go go go. :| Let me live thru you. Come back and tell us what she wore. Or didnt wear. :eek:

    LOTS OF HAIR AND SPANDEX :yes: the usual :grill:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Harlem, I be like is this real life? Are they really that into themselves. Too much phoniness in that clique
    ____________

    I’m guilty of falling right into it. And classifying ppl from So Cal that way. :ashamed: They seem spot on to So Cal attitudes to me. They dont remind you of the LA BBW? :no: Left coast values..

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    gypsyeyes says:

    SO MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS DEA GONE INTO THE MARIJUANA BUSINESS AND HE WILL BE ON CNN TODAY AT WITHER 1:45 OR 4:45.GOOD STORY…VERY PROUD OF HIM. I’M NOT A SMOKER BUT FOR THOSE THAT ARE THIS IS GOOD NEWS WHAT HE IS DOING.

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    MissHarlem says:

    MJ told GG (crazy unstable ass) boyfirend that she kissed another dude at Lilys party (which she did) however it wasnt her place to say that to him. GG is cray and unstable enough so she cant handle anything that is off. MJ feelin herself bc she got her bestie ass. I can understand Reza pain being a foreigner and gay and muslim :shock: NOT EASY

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    :love: Beautiful. Just. Beautiful. Her skin is like Butter :love: A big stick of butter. Like the ones the government used to hand out :yes: Soft to the touch yet, Unbreakable. Only melts under extreme heat, still leaving that one stubborn chunk that refuses to go away. Thats right. She here to stay haters :love:

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    SAN :yes: they are especially Lily however I like the hustle that chick has with her ditzy brain self. Makes for good tv :shrug:
    ————-
    Yea, I like her hustle too, got my a$$ back on track watching it :yes:

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    Gigi26 says:

    I think MJ told GG’s boyfriend that she was flirting with someone … something like that
    ———————————–
    :yes: she told him essentially that GG kissed another dude. I would’ve punched MJ in her gut for that mess…she looks like she stinks anyway :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    xmas egg nog
    ___________

    Ion never drank before work! :no: Lawd I done started out every day this week with a spiked glass of nog. :facepalm:

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    MissHarlem says:

    MJ did apologize to GG and her boyfriend after that. GG hurt that she got dumped by MJ. Bitch move on she aint paying your rent crazy

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    MissHarlem says:

    Its offensive bc of the intended shade on a 1 yr old. Not necessary. If the context of that paragraph was worded diff then I would understand not being offended or insulted. Its always in the delivery but ORANGE I know you know this so I just typed this for nada
    ________________________

    it just reminded me of ppl who used to say “you look african” as an insult. aint nun wrong with being or looking african (or like a boy with locks). it makes the person saying it look worse than they are tryin to make the target look.

    what type of issues do you have to have to think things that look negroid are insulting?

    but u already know that and yada yada yada…..so back to these shahs of sunset. i like the gold dresses/shoes they have on in their ad. i watched one episode and was like why these brown ppl sound so valley girlish? c’mon son!

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    @San I just don’t care for Reza and his mid life crisis ass, he the messiest homo :no: I don’t understand it at all…

    I like Lily’s fashions, but her face n hair are a no.

    I actually only like Mike. The rest of em can kick rocks. Esp Asa with her trash ass water :no: voodoo water is what it should be named.
    ———————
    They are the fakest :no: Reza do people any kind of way with his soft tissue a$s. MJ grindin my damn nerves with her blonde acting aSs. Lily seems nice enuf. I still don’t like Asa from the last season.

  75. 75

    MJ did apologize to GG and her boyfriend after that. GG hurt that she got dumped by MJ. Bitch move on she aint paying your rent crazy
    ———–
    I swear. The bytch was wrong, but o well now you know. :shrugs:

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    Just Looking says:

    :stop: Did I read that JMO was flirting with someone’s man and now someone :fight: ???

    This doesn’t seem like her… :shrug:

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    it just reminded me of ppl who used to say “you look african” as an insult. aint nun wrong with being or looking african

    Hello.

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    Hershey says:

    OTB, go and wear those boots you have that are made for long legs :sad: :lol: #hating

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    MissHarlem says:

    SAN its that LA mentatlity so they on track but it def keeps me watching. One show I cant do on Bravo is thicker than water or some lame ass chit like that. Praising GOD and the next min praising money. Grown ass kids living with you while you enable their bullchit. Wife on some materialistic chit kick rocks.

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    MissHarlem says:

    CHA Vanity733 is not your name or any other user :nono: I need reciepts so I can request

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    I havent caught much of this season San, but what happened with GG & the MJ?? They not friends no mo, they only had each other last season ion get it :shrugs:
    ———-
    MJ know she’s wrong for what she did, but won’t admit it. She 40 but still need acceptance. I would’ve slapped her and moved on. Golnesa cant seem to get over it. Know she cray cray like that.

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    CALI CHA says:

    @OTB :yes: NOT REALLY, BUT KIND OF…LOL
    My personality/attitude is kinda similar to Brooke’s/Malaysia/Bambi…but when people figure your from Cali people automatically assume Compton :no: Im from the hood but not that hood :lol:

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    Smonae says:

    K Michelle rachet, but she can sing her ass off. Luvn her album :yes:

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    Aprilbaby says:

    San ah make ya dance says:

    I hate Shahs of Sunset

    _________________________________________________________________________

    I was watching last night. I only really like GiGi and she is hottest mess on the show lol

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    MissHarlem says:

    ORANGE :yes: :lol:

    SAN she was dead wrong BUT bitch you think she was going to be an upstanding person?!!! Thats how yall got cool so why didnt you think she wouldnt do that to you. Just stupid

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    Harlem, they act as the place they are in. Superficial as hell, lala land and whatnot. I haven’t got into that show yet, seems worth watching :thinking:

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    CALI CHA says:

    @Bestie….Oh :lol: Try Ana_ _Hsu (two underscores)

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    Bambi :love:

    i know, i know, i know, but i love her anyway.

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    Smonae I can’t do a lot of K songs :no: I be like she mustve reall wrote this herself, sound like it :lol: IDK why it make me feel this way :shrugs:

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    Just Looking says:

    :stop: Did I read that JMO was flirting with someone’s man and now someone :fight: ???

    This doesn’t seem like her… :shrug:

    Right. I mean, jmo, flirting :lol: She need to be exfoliating :tea: Ive heard of acne, backne, Ill even accept the razor bumps near her areola,,,But inner ear-ne…Girl…You go to whisper sweet nuthins and witness a battle betwixt white heads and black heads…Chile, its like the Watts riots in there :nono:

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    Yall got me all over the place tryna keep up with these damn fonts :cuss:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    @Harlem -REZA- couple of shows I did see he comes off to me as a very messy queen. Is MJ the oddly shaped one. I dont know what size she is bet whatever it is in her head she is smaller.

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    JMO says:

    Gigi says:

    I think MJ told GG’s boyfriend that she was flirting with someone … something like that
    ———————————–
    :yes: she told him essentially that GG kissed another dude. I would’ve punched MJ in her gut for that mess…she looks like she stinks anyway :lol:
    _____________________________

    She does look like you would smell something if you gut punched her :lol:

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    Smonae says:

    K Michelle rachet, but she can sing her ass off. Luvn her album :yes:

    Ironic considering she can also take her ass off at will :tea: Sorry, but she aint won me over yet :nono:

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    MissHarlem says:

    SAN dont be mad at me when you get mad for wasting your time on that bs. I do say watch for comedy :lol: K lyrics always have me with a :huh: face. Sounding like a dumb teen with the bs. I like her voice though so I let it rock but that damn VSOP lyrics make me cringe. Sounding like a stalker chile please

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    I’d have MJ’s self esteem so low. Water balloon as$

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    Smonae says:

    MissHarlem says:

    One show I cant do on Bravo is thicker than water or some lame ass chit like that. Praising GOD and the next min praising money. Grown ass kids living with you while you enable their bullchit. Wife on some materialistic chit kick rocks.
    —————————-

    They irk my soul :no:
    Def worser than preachers of LA

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    JMO says:

    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    Just Looking says:

    :stop: Did I read that JMO was flirting with someone’s man and now someone :fight: ???

    This doesn’t seem like her… :shrug:

    Right. I mean, jmo, flirting :lol: She need to be exfoliating :tea: Ive heard of acne, backne, Ill even accept the razor bumps near her areola,,,But inner ear-ne…Girl…You go to whisper sweet nuthins and witness a battle betwixt white heads and black heads…Chile, its like the Watts riots in there :nono:
    _________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

    I cant stand you :lol:

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    Smonae says:

    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    :rofl: Yea she did go overboard on them azz shots :yes:

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    K lyrics always have me with a :huh: face. Sounding like a dumb teen with the bs.
    ——————
    Homemade lyrics :hahaha:

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    Just Looking says:

    :waves: @ JMO :hug:

    Shaming you to cook, ain’t gonna work either. Come here Top Chef :happy:

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    MissHarlem says:

    SOTHERN MJ in her mind is a size 6 but in reality she a 16 :no: Reza is a messy queen and up until Sundays epi and last night epi it became VERY clear why. He def will grow after this season so for that I am happy for him or anyone that seeks help when they know they are self destructing and hurting others

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    Just Looking says:

    @Shocker and JMO- I found this new place for laser hair removal and they will help remove hair from areolas.

    I know, I know, I know, sounds weird but it’s will help and reduce hair balls if some hair off your chest is removed. :tea:

    #helpful

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    JMO says:

    Just Looking says:

    :waves: @ JMO :hug:

    Shaming you to cook, ain’t gonna work either. Come here Top Chef :happy:
    __________________________________________

    :lol: I know you luuuhvvvv meh :hugs:

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    Just Looking says:

    @Ms. Harlem – I LOVE REZA, like I want to party with him and dude from Chicago Hair. I imagine they know all of Beyoncé moves and we could have a really good time and Reza probably has a scarf I could have. :yes:

    #dontjudge

    SN – This will not help my Bohemian look huh?

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    What show ya’ll talm bout now :angry: I cant keep up

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    I imagine they know all of Beyoncé moves and we could have a really good time
    ————-
    :no: Reza think he too good for that. He don’t like flamboyant gays :rolleyes: But he the girliest one on the show

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    gypsyeyes says:

    DUBB I NEED A RECAP…TODAY WAS WAFFLE HOUSE WEDNESDAY AT WORK SO I HAD A NICE GREEK SALAD FOR LUNCH AND I BE DAMN IF THEY DON’T HAVE LEMON BARS AND RASPBERRY CHEESCAKE ROLLING AROUND HERE ON A CART.

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    MissHarlem says:

    NAE this me when I see them :chase: they are the WORSE

    SAN MJ gonna take a min to build up her self esteem bc her mom talks down to her all the time and never give her anything positive. They went to therapy and working on their relationship. If I had a mom like that I would prob be a cold hearted bitch

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    @Donte Shahs of Sunset with their entitled azzes

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Is MJ the oddly shaped one. I dont know what size she is bet whatever it is in her head she is smaller.
    _____________

    :rofl: :rofl: She was getting fitted for spanx too. :rofl:

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    MissHarlem says:

    SAN if you seen Sundays and last night epi you would understands Reza’s plight. I have more empathy for him bc Im dealing with a close friend that thiks the same as Reza cept he Jamaican and him being accepted aint happening. I totally get it.

    JUST I would LOVE to party with the both of them. I forgot about my boy from Chicago Hair he was bff in my head.

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    JMO says:

    @Donte

    This may be a dumb question but forgive me :ashamed: are you a real doctor or in med school? or does your name stem from one of those “love doctor” types?

    ive been wanting to ask you that for months :lol:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    MJ IS SHAPED LIKE….WHEN YOU PUT FROSTING IN A PIPING BAG AND YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE IT DOWN TO THE TIP WELL YEAH SHE THE FROSTING BEING SQUEEZED DOWN…

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Reza think he too good for that. He don’t like flamboyant gays But he the girliest one on the show

    _____________

    He dont like them because he is too ashamed to be as they are. What man wears as much pink as him gay or not and claims they low key? :nono: His attitude is high maintenance and he dresses flamboyant as well, just with blazers, plaids and family crests as decorations.

    He is jealous of that Sasha one. :yes: And I think he wanna fukk him. :yes:

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    Just Looking says:

    @Shocker and JMO- I found this new place for laser hair removal and they will help remove hair from areolas.

    I know, I know, I know, sounds weird but it’s will help and reduce hair balls if some hair off your chest is removed. :tea:

    #helpful

    :fistbump: Indeed. I always had a problem with dingle berries, lint, and ‘other’ build up thanks to my hairy crack. A few treatments of lazor removal, and Im now build up free :fistbump: Thanks to the use of flush able cloth wipes (shout out to OTB, no more clogged toilets) Im also train track free. Thats right, Im no longer Ascared to wear white drawls :nono:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    I’m serious @OTB I havent seen many episodes but the couple I did see and chick was by the pool in a 2 pc. I was done. LIke sugah ion tell nobody how to dress and what to wear but come on damn you know you dont look right.

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    DUBB I NEED A RECAP…TODAY WAS WAFFLE HOUSE WEDNESDAY AT WORK SO I HAD A NICE GREEK SALAD
    —-
    ya’ll had waffle house and you ate a salad :huh: :thumbsup: good job

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    Dymond says:

    Bluuuuuueee :bow:

    watched my first episode of Shahs last week and I was all into it…they are a mess but I love love love all that gold jewelry they wear

    please tell me somebody watches Houston Beauty

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    @JMO Still preparing myself to apply. There is a post bac program I’m about to jump into and I still need to take MCAT :ashamed:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    OH AND ONE OF THE CHICKS MADE ME SO MAD HERE YESTERDAY AS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BOOKS. SHE SAID THAT ‘I’ NEED TO READ THINK LIKE A MAN BECAUSE STEVE GIVES GOOD ADVICE…SO I SAID REALLY DID YOU TAKE ADVICE THAT HE GAVE? SHE SAID YEP THAT’S HOW I GOT AND KEEP MY HUSBAND. SO I ASKED HER WHERE HER HUSBAND WORKS…NO WHERE. WHAT KIND OF CAR DOES HE DRIVE?…HE DRIVES ME TO WORK IN MY TRUCK…WHAT BILLS DOES HE PAY?…NONE RIGHT NOW CAUSE HE HASN’T WORKED IN OVER A YEAR. MAAM…CARRY YOUR AZZ ON SOMEWHERE TRYING TO SUGGEST SOMETHING…THAT NUCCA READ VIDEO VIXEN AND THAT’S HOW HE KEEPS YOU.

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    are you a real doctor or in med school? or does your name stem from one of those “love doctor” types?

    :rolleyes: Love doctor? Chile, if you include his many encounters with handeisha, and her fraternal twin lefty :tea: Then yes, he is a phd :tea:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :crying1: Pastry bag shape? Not just the bag the actual motion of kneading the frosting down? Really? :crying1:

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    Dymond :eek: your gravie. Ain never seen a lady with her whole :boobs: a different color from the rest of her body

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    Dymond :eek: your gravie. Ain never seen a lady with her whole :boobs: a different color from the rest of her body

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    SAN if you seen Sundays and last night epi you would understands Reza’s plight. I have more empathy for him bc Im dealing with a close friend that thiks the same as Reza cept he Jamaican and him being accepted aint happening. I totally get it.
    ——————–
    I got him, but I didn’t get him. I was just thinking how could you treat someone like that who is essentially you when you look in the mirror. At least he could admit to it, but still his mouth stay reckless.

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    _____________
    He dont like them because he is too ashamed to be as they are. What man wears as much pink as him gay or not and claims they low key? His attitude is high maintenance and he dresses flamboyant as well, just with blazers, plaids and family crests as decorations.
    He is jealous of that Sasha one. And I think he wanna fukk him.
    ___________________________
    I’m gonna go ahead on and :cosign: all this right here.

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    Dymond says:

    f*ck Steve Harvey hated the book and the movie

    Harlem :danban1: you know you can get it right?

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    He dont like them because he is too ashamed to be as they are. What man wears as much pink as him gay or not and claims they low key? His attitude is high maintenance and he dresses flamboyant as well, just with blazers, plaids and family crests as decorations.

    He is jealous of that Sasha one. And I think he wanna fukk him.
    ———————-
    All of it :cosign: Low key my a$$ :rolleyes:

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    Dymond says:

    @Doc :pacifier: you like that don’t ya?

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    Love doctor? Chile, if you include his many encounters with handeisha, and her fraternal twin lefty Then yes, he is a phd

    ——
    Brendan makes me so sick :crying1:
    This may be true :coffee:

    You better ask one of your biological sisters from the hood. I yoosta :whip: puts it down. Toned it down since I’ve been married and such :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Build up free is just reading SEW nasty. :lol: Nastier than usual for some reason. :hahaha: :hug:

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    MissHarlem says:

    SAN :yes: yup. I think the next epi Sasha said that :lol: had me weak

    DYMOND :yes: :kiss:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    HOW THE HAIL IS TWICE DIVORCED STEVE GONNA GIVE ME LOVE ADVICE????

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    what is khia doing nowadays anyway :thinking:

    I’ll brb I got a meeting. I would tell ya’ll to :stop: all sht talking until I get back but ya’ll cant hold in it.

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    Brendan

    :mad: :tape: Im hiding from Msharlem :kona:

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    Dymond says:

    hey OTB :hug: guess we gotta root for Auburn huh? :rolleyes:

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    iAmChan says:

    How y’all get on Steve “I Have All Of The Answers Because I Too, Have A Vagina” Harvey?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    That Sasha one kinda cute yeah? He dont give me the skeeves like the Persians round my way do. And their hair maintenance is really top notch. Yall know them some hairy mofoukkas but clearly they have budgeted the services in. :yes:

    That one in the dog store buying all that bullchit tombout oohhh this a steal …two hunnid dollas worth of crap. :lol:

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    JMO says:

    FuturedocDonte says:

    @JMO Still preparing myself to apply. There is a post bac program I’m about to jump into and I still need to take MCAT :ashamed:
    ______________________________

    Thats great to hear. Good luck!! :thumbsup:

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    Dymond says:

    for all of those interested in what Khia is up to (and yes there have been many inquiries)
    ThugMisses Entertainment 404-202-7238 Khiaceo@gmail.com Facebook:KhiaShamone Instagram:KhiaThugmisses

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    That one in the dog store buying all that bullchit tombout oohhh this a steal …two hunnid dollas worth of crap.

    ———————-
    :rolleyes: The Life! Damnit I thought Reza was a lil scared at first thinking he was gonna steal his man :yes:

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    essenze says:

    hellur all. hope everyone day is going well. If Beyonce doesnt want to show her baby she does not have, thats her baby and she can do as she please please Blu is a cutie. Who the hell is taking advice from Steve Harve?. Lawd knows life aint no crystal stair. He does not have the best track record with women plus his book was full of common sense shyt that anybody with a half of brain should have known. The negro didn’t invent the wheel. Some women acting like he putting us on to some game, please. This shyt your mother and daddy should have told you anyway.

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    HOW THE HAIL IS TWICE DIVORCED STEVE GONNA GIVE ME LOVE ADVICE????
    )))))))))))))))
    Thats what i would love to know. Just what is he telling you that your Momma, Grandma, Auntie and cousin done already to you about the sorry person you are with. Not that a peron that has made mistakes cant tell you nothing. I JUST DONT LIKE HIS PORNSTACHED AZZ. So that could be why he cant tell me jack didly.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Dymond your gravie. Ain never seen a lady with her whole a different color from the rest of her body
    _________

    :thinking: Really? What skintone is your wife @Doc? #nosey A lot of Black women have tanned exposed skin so the usually covered regions are much lighter.

    And did yall do names? Will yall do Junior? Ppl wanna know! If you care to share. :)

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    And I thought he was gonna do somethig running in there to MJ but he get in there and say I just wanna say I see yall in twos? :lol: I was like bust a grape or stay out there with the scary friend..asa or whoever. :lol:

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    MissHarlem says:

    BRENDEN come here boo :hug: our show comes on tuhnight :nun:

    OTB :lol: I gave her the side eye with that steal

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    Dymond says:

    :hi: essenze preach :coffee:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    hey OTB guess we gotta root for Auburn huh?
    _________________

    :hug: :eyeroll: Tell me about it.. :crying1:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    We just switch subjects cause we can that is all…

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    The Life! Damnit I thought Reza was a lil scared at first thinking he was gonna steal his man
    ________

    :yes: Say that San! Cause he like that Adam fella he keeping sure enough. But I think that Sasha one give him a run for his money. You know he built up like MJ so he cant wear them ass shorts Sasha had on.

    Them ass shorts had me WEAK. :hahaha:

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    Who Dat says:

    hey OTB guess we gotta root for Auburn huh?
    _________________

    Tell me about it..

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Still hopes their War Eagle falls out the dayum sky.
    Where is @Redeemed when I NEED HUH?

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Some women acting like he putting us on to some game, please. This shyt your mother and daddy should have told you anyway.
    _____________

    This. My sister is like this. I tell her something..common knowledge to anyone who has lived. She does not follow/comprehend.

    Her boyfren/babydaddy say the same thing in ebonics and with stank breaf and all of a sudden she done heard the Gospels. :shrug:

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    essenze says:

    “hellur all.”

    Hi

    “hope everyone day is going well.”

    I mean, yeah, its going cool. I mean, nothing I wanna share on this public forum

    “If Beyonce doesnt want to show her baby she does not have, thats her baby and she can do as she please please Blu is a cutie. ”

    I agree. Dang. Yeen got to get no attitude.

    “Who the hell is taking advice from Steve Harve?. ”

    How Im posed to know if you dont know?

    “Lawd knows life aint no crystal stair. He does not have the best track record with women plus his book was full of common sense shyt that anybody with a half of brain should have known. ”

    Are there really people with half a brain? Can they survive like that? My daddy had half a nut. Lost the rt one in a farmin incident gone wrong. Black man got no business on a farm. Girl, everybody know you not posed to stand behind no horse. Got mule kicked.

    “The negro didn’t invent the wheel. Some women acting like he putting us on to some game, please. This shyt your mother and daddy should have told you anyway.”

    Ok. You betta tell it. Its like me telling otb when ur finished suckin d.ck dont forget to turn n spit. She already know that :fistbump:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Dubb I think FSU gonna try to wax them. Auburn been getting by on them fluke plays but they got some smash mouth style still. But I’m routing for my SEC connects. As long as we remain that conference my sucky team can rise again. Cause we played like we belong in the mountain west somewhere. :crying1:

    But that :bball: tho? Lets Go Gators! :woot:

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    kingstonn says:

    Wasn’t she just Bodega singer? Now she’s carnival cruise line singer. Lmaoooo! :dead:

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    MissHarlem says:

    BRENDEN come here boo :hug: our show comes on tuhnight :nun:

    Yeen know. Yeen even know :nono: Yes, tonight is the night,,,Like Betty Wright :fistbump: Cept I aint gone be made no woman :nono: Chile, not since 83. I thought if I aint take the whole thang, id remain chast. He said let me put the head in, I aint know it wasnt much neck n shoulders behindst it. So yeah, I guess it counted. Lil d.ck ass :tea:

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    Dymond says:

    FSU ain’t ready and Jameis is not winning that Heisman

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    Baybay! When he said he was faint I couldve died. I was like good for that chubby A$$. You know you chunky

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    When he said he was fat I mean

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    MissHarlem says:

    BREN :rofl: this is why I hate you. Now if you come up in here tomorrow and didnt watch AHS I am gonna :spank: you

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    @Sandra how come you aint told us that Toya Wright was arrested. Where is Tiny? Tiny go get Toya < sound like some chit you saying to kids.

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    Brendan makes me so sick
    This may be true
    You better ask one of your biological sisters from the hood. I yoosta puts it down. Toned it down since I’ve been married and such
    _________________________

    toned it down but one monkey dont stop no show :rofl:

    men :tea:

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    essenze says:

    Lawd why? :wail:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Wut Ya’ll eating for lurNCH??

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    Dymond says:

    how come you aint told us that Toya Wright was arrested
    ————–

    :popcorn:

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    Dymond says:

    we had a company lunch sponsored by one of the banks we work directly with :rolleyes: lasagna seasoned just like they like it (not at all) so guess what? I’m still hungry

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Suop here. :|

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    essenze says:

    @luv I probably don’t eat lunch being as though I am leaving in a hour. @ dymond yeah she was arrested, seen her mugshot on a website I wont name. lets just say they are not the most reliable smh but the mugshot looked authentic enough

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    Were still in here

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    iAmChan says:

    Hello everyone. Fresh off a nice lunch, praying that the itis stays in it’s lane.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    lasagna seasoned just like they like it (not at all) so guess what? I’m still hungry
    ~~~~~~
    LOL (eewH lasagna)

    Soup “B” dieting? we Know ur a little light PER Bottom bish :lol:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I had a greek salad but this clam chowder is calling my name…

    I juiced breakfast this morning broccoli, spinach, carrots and strawberries. it tasted like the bottom of EJ’s ranned over shoes!!

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    Dymond says:

    OTB you see Erykah in the Givenchy ad? :love:

    so Im the only one who watches Houston Beauty? :shrug:

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    Dymond says:

    how come you aint told us that Toya Wright was arrested

    :eek: say word? Was it the selfie police? I knew she was shifty. I never trust a bitch who only poses from the side #Shade :tea:

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    CALI CHA says:

    YOU FIND IT BESTIE :think:

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    The Master Beta :D says:

    iAmChan says:

    Hello everyone. Fresh off a nice lunch, praying that the itis stays in it’s lane.
    ________________________

    The key is to not eat big meals I keep it small & simple been lunchtime itis free for 4 years now :yes:

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    MsB2u says:

    I tell you one thing I was not built to be a celeb bc if you talk about my child in this manner I will shut chit DOWN. Play with it

    by MissHarlem on Dec 11, 2013 at 12:08 pm
    ————-/——–
    You can say that again

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    Bishes don’ waited, til I said Im on a mini 2 week diet, to bring pizza in :cuss:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    AUNTY SOMEWHERE TRYING TO CONVICE THE SECRET SERVICE THAT THOSE FREEZE CURLS ARE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AFTER THAT SIGN LANGUAGE POST…

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    Dymond says:

    :hahaha: gyps

    :pc: Toya

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Dymond says: Im the only one who watches Houston Beauty? :yes:

    ~~~~~~~
    Prolly, never heard of it.

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    CALI CHA says:

    which poster is Brendan :cry: who ill the shocker :sad: Im lost in emotion que sera que sera

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    Dymond says:

    Cali Cha :bow: the queen is here…bow down!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    AUNTY SOMEWHERE TRYING TO CONVICE THE SECRET SERVICE THAT THOSE FREEZE CURLS ARE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AFTER THAT SIGN LANGUAGE POST…
    ~~~~~~~
    OMG!!! :lol: ainna!

    BETA . . yes lawd, the worst feeling in te world is that itis at work MaYne!

    :hi: MsB2U

    SAN i have been craving some real Pizza for sometime, the hotel wer statying in when we go on vacay next week has a PIZZA bar :bounce: i cant wait!

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    Dymond says:

    Bren is Milkk the Shocker :rolleyes: who else is that ignorant

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    essenze says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Dymond says: Im the only one who watches Houston Beauty?

    ~~~~~~~
    Prolly, never heard of it.

    ______

    It comes on OWN I think. I caught a couple of episodes. The one I saw not too along was when the tranny pulled out the taser :wail: Oprah on her ratchet shyt lol

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    Dymond says:

    AUNTY SOMEWHERE TRYING TO CONVINCE MONICA AND TINY TO GO ON A PLAY DATE…WITH NO KIDS

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    The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:

    CALI CHA says:

    which poster is Brendan :cry: who ill the shocker :sad: Im lost in emotion que sera que sera

    He got banned :-( He cussed Sandra out when she banned Ty, and, well, she wasnt having that :nono: They say she went as far as to send goons for him :eek: Allegedly,,,Can you imagine an angry flash mob of lesbians in cargo shorts and doc martins :lol: Anyway, welcome back girl :hi:

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    Dymond says:

    yes it comes on OWN and yes it is ratchet and of course that’s why I watch it

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    iAmChan says:

    Monica and Tiny on a “play” date? Yes. I’d pay to see that. Sign me up.

    Anywho. I hate that I missed #AskRKelly

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    MissHarlem says:

    CHA I requested you hours ago :waiting:

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    gypsyeyes says:

    I had a greek salad but this clam chowder is calling my name…

    I juiced breakfast this morning broccoli, spinach, carrots and strawberries. it tasted like the bottom of EJ’s ranned over shoes!!

    _____________________

    :hurl: why yall tryna do all this healthy ish during baby jesus birthday celebration season??

    the day i juice (which will be NEVER) it will be some collards and candy yams up in that bish. :nono:

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    SAN i have been craving some real Pizza for sometime, the hotel wer statying in when we go on vacay next week has a PIZZA bar :bounce: i cant wait!
    ———–
    Pizza is the devil…Sent here to make me sin :cry:

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    essenze says:

    No new post yet I see? sigh :coffee:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :newpost: toya

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Soup “B” dieting? we Know ur a little light PER Bottom bish
    _______

    I need to tell that bitch I got two pieces of brown bread. With butter. :lol: No diet. Change is good. And I plain to have pizza later. :lol:

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