Morning Wood: Thai Edwards

He got some big shoes tho…i wonder if he used the whole roll of scott’s to fill it to the tip of that she cause shawty don’t wear no 22 like that shoe suggests.

But I now have the urge to sing Katy Perry. I kissed a girl and I like it. taste of HIS cherry lipgloss. :whistles:

Do yall wanna hear how I spent my Friday night?

There is this guy that I have chatted pleasantries with on FB. Nothing at all romantic(I don’t do the FB pimpin stuff)
Well he said that a group of his friends were getting together at atlantic station so he wanted to know if i wanted to hang. A friend of mine came with me. Well we were on time to Strip but he was over an hour late and he had a date. We were already sitting and I was drinking a drink called ‘devil went down to georgia'(whew) anyway. he sits down and orders the 4 of us 2 shots of patron each. then his date got a top shelf long island and so did he. for dinner he had a friend calif. roll and she had hummus. i and my friend ordered or meals. He then proceeds to order another round of patron shots. well an hour later it’s time for the bill. his face my face cause his face is well my best friend and his date went to the restroom so I told him I would pay for my ‘devil’ drink ( oh yeah he told us that all we had to do was pay for our meal) well he still insisted that he had it. Gave the dude his card and it declined. I suggested that we pay for our first drink and one shot and he still said NO. But then he pulls out another card and calls his acct at the table. I’m pissed at this point. I simply asked the guy to sperate the bill and I paid for my sushi and my friend paid for her meal. I LEFT THEM AT THE TABLE. The next day he goes on FB and says that ppl aren’t what they say they are and that he learned his lesson to keep hi circle tight. Well I blasted him on FB because you shouldn’t have tried to be a baller and did have it. He has since deleted his page!

I dated a skinny guy and me no likey. I’m too big and it felt like I was hugged up with a foam noodle that you learn to swim with.

The bill was $294.00 all and all he paid for 16 drinks.

I had no expections of him paying for anything for me. we were not on a date. I offered to help because I saw the look on his face. I didnt understand it. but why did he do a countdown to deleting his page?

Now yall know that I’m six feet tall and full figured. But a small short man love to say he wanna climb this tree. I always feel like the one chick on school daze that said “did your brother send you? You so skinny I might just break your azz in two”