Proof Soulja Boy is Not Gay

Soulja Boy and Diamond alleged son

Rapper Soulja Boy has been hit with a paternity suit by a young fan he allegedly impregnated 5 years ago. TMZ.com reports paternity docs were filed by one Diamond Shantaniece Mackey, who says Soulja Boy is the father of her 5-year-old son, Portlon. Yes, she named the child Portion.

As proof of their intimate romp in the sack, Diamond provided a photo taken in 2007 in a hotel room where she claims she took a pregnancy test which came back positive.

The photo supposedly shows her breaking the happy news to the expectant father — who doesn’t seem very pleased. The photo was taken before Soulja Boy’s fame soared to worldwide heights with his first hit single “Crank That”.

Soulja Boy and Diamond alleged son

Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number.

But Diamond says she always knew Portion was Soulja Boy’s spawn. TMZ reports she even told her case worker the father’s name after Portion was born.

If Diamond wins her case a judge will likely force Soulja Boy to liquidate his assets such as his luxury vehicles and shoe boxes of gaudy jewelry.



 



  • Ms Peaches

    Whats taking so long to prove He’s the daddy???

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    Yes, she named the child Portion

    :ghost:

  • FuturedocDonte

    Portlon. Yes, she named the child Portion.
    —-
    Is it portlon or portion :coffee:

  • Caramel Rain

    Umm…. this whole story is just wrong…

    Diamond Shantaniece Mackey <<<< :blink:
    Son named Portion? <<<< :blink:
    6 years and just now coming forward for paternity<<<< :blink:

    Good luck to them all. And put that boy some shoes on his feet when he outside. His feet gonna get big

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    Soulja Boy and Diamond alleged son

    Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number.

    :ghost: <—soulja bwoi

  • Trendsetter

    :tea:

  • Caramel Rain

    and who thought Soulja Boy was gay?!! Not I. A lame maybe, but not gay

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    She is just a cycle of bad decisions. Sex woth Souljia boy, naming her son Portion, etc.

    She should take him on Paternity Court

  • FuturedocDonte

    Is that a bow on diamonds head :blink:

  • Caramel Rain

    FuturedocDonte says:

    Portlon. Yes, she named the child Portion.
    —-
    Is it portlon or portion
    *************
    either way its bad. But you caught on to that also?! I think the lil girl was going for Portland. Like Portland, Or

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    portion
    ? Use Portion in a sentence
    por·tion
    [pawr-shuhn, pohr-] Show IPA
    noun
    1.
    a part of any whole, either separated from or integrated with it: I read a portion of the manuscript.
    2.
    an amount of food served for one person; serving; helping: He took a large portion of spinach.
    3.
    the part of a whole allotted to or belonging to a person or group; share.
    4.
    the part of an estate that goes to an heir or a next of kin.
    5.
    Literary. something that is allotted to a person by God or fate.

    :smack: :tea:

  • Caramel Rain

    Donte, that’s a headband..

  • A.J.

    :lol:

    :waves: Good Morning Peaches
    FayFay
    Future
    Caramel
    Trend
    Therapist

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Morning A.J.

  • Trendsetter

    A.J. :hug:

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    wonder how old she is, she looked SUPER young in that pic of them together :huh:

  • A.J.

    wonder how old she is, she looked SUPER young in that pic of them together
    __________
    Like 12 to be exact. :tea:

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    AJ!! :waves: <—imaginary gc

    how yew?

  • Caramel Rain

    Hi A.J :hi:

  • FuturedocDonte

    portion
    ? Use Portion in a sentence
    por·tion
    [pawr-shuhn, pohr-] Show IPA
    noun
    —-
    Ok I see what she was trying to do here :thinking: she was going for a [pawr•SHAWN]. It’s all I’m enunciation :yes:

  • IsThisThingOn…

    Um, how old is Diamond and where is her mama and daddy while she’s at the hotel? :no:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    Portion? Hmmm….a constant friend is he?

  • Eye of Heart

    :facepalm:

  • A.J.

    AJ!! :waves: <—imaginary gc

    how yew?
    _________
    Real good lady hope your x-mas was good!

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    Doc

    Ok I see what she was trying to do here :thinking: she was going for a [pawr•SHAWN]. It’s all I’m enunciation

    :rofl: :rofl:

    iAmChan says:

    Portion? Hmmm….a constant friend is he?

    :rofl:

  • A.J.

    :dead: @ Chan. Sheddup singing a good baptist hymn.

  • Caramel Rain

    :lol: @ Chan.. Dont be draggin the Lord in this

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    :fistbump: @ Therapist, AJ & Donte.

    Sup @ Caramel, IsThisThingOn (who are you?), Fay, Trend and MsPeaches (Ion know you eeva)

  • IsThisThingOn…

    “Portion? Hmmm….a constant friend is he?”

    ___________________

    :hahaha: …just laughed real loud and it’s pretty quiet in here today :shame:

  • FuturedocDonte

    wonder how old she is, she looked SUPER young in that pic of them together
    __________
    Like 12 to be exact.
    —-
    In 2007 soulja boy was 17 about to be 18. He might have just avoided to cut of making a charge

  • FuturedocDonte

    Sup chan :waves:

  • IsThisThingOn…

    Caramel Rain says:

    @ Chan.. Dont be draggin the Lord in this

    ____________________________

    They NEED the Lord in this :no:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    Can’t wait to get to Busboys and Poets today. Gotta get my drank on for the 2014 baybeh

  • Trendsetter

    Chan :hi:

  • Gigi26

    This dirty foot bytch right chea OMGAWD :blink: :eek:

    JUST WRONG. From the name to her 5 dollar sandals, to her name. To fukkin Soulja boy raw, to her whole entity.

    The epitome of a dirty foot. :no:

  • FuturedocDonte

    Lord ima be singing that song All day thanks to Chan :lol:

  • Trendsetter

    Gigi26 says:

    This dirty foot bytch right chea OMGAWD

    JUST WRONG. From the name to her 5 dollar sandals, to her name. To fukkin Soulja boy raw, to her whole entity.

    The epitome of a dirty foot.
    ____________________________

    :dead:

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    yall ever go byke & read really old SR post?? :hahaha:

  • A.J.

    The epitome of a dirty foot.
    ___________
    :lol: @ Gigi

  • Gigi26

    Where her momma at? She fukkin in hotel rooms when she should’ve been doing her science project for class. BUM BYTCH!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    @ Gigi, lmao @ dirty foot……where you from? I ain’t heard that since the streets of Pensacola.

    @ Caramel…..Y’all know that :nun: <— eye is on the spaa aa aa aaaa aaaa rowwwwwwweeeeeee

  • Caramel Rain

    IsThisThingOn… says:

    Caramel Rain says:

    @ Chan.. Dont be draggin the Lord in this

    ____________________________

    They NEED the Lord in this
    *********
    :hahaha: true!

  • IsThisThingOn…

    iAmChan says:

    @ Therapist, AJ & Donte.

    Sup @ Caramel, IsThisThingOn (who are you?), Fay, Trend and MsPeaches (Ion know you eeva)

    ___________________________

    Morning, Chan (is this an existential question)

    Morning, All… :hi:

  • sassyshe

    Morning all :waves:

    :dead: to the name Portion.

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    :huh: :facepalm:

  • Caramel Rain

    Gigi26 says:

    This dirty foot bytch right chea OMGAWD

    JUST WRONG. From the name to her 5 dollar sandals, to her name. To fukkin Soulja boy raw, to her whole entity.

    The epitome of a dirty foot.
    **********

    :ghost: This bish said 5dollar hair store sandals
    :rofl: Gigi!!!

  • The Master Beta :D

    :blink:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    IsThisThingOn… says:

    Morning, Chan (is this an existential question)

    It’s too early to be having me google definitions, lmao. I was wondering if you are a recycled poster with a new name, or if Ive seen ya font before, that’s all.

  • Caramel Rain

    @ Caramel…..Y’all know that <— eye is on the spaa aa aa aaaa aaaa rowwwwwwweeeeeee

    *****************
    and eye nooooooo. He wattcchhhess. Meeeeeeeeeeeeee… :nun: Praise Him! Give the Lord some thanks! :nun:

  • countrytexasgal

    so no sheets on the mattress huh? oh ok

  • Eye of Heart

    Gigi26 says:

    This dirty foot bytch right chea OMGAWD
    ______________

    This tickled my soul :rofl:

  • Caramel Rain

    existential < :pc: google

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    Caramel Rain says:

    existential < :pc: google

    see how they be doing us on a slow day?

  • Gigi26

    @Chan I’m from up north (Nyc) but i’m in Dc and just so happen to hang with a lot of FL ppl :yes:

    Like this chic right here should be embarassed.

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    I just do not understand the youth of today! :tea:

  • 2know the ledge excuses are for the weak

    Yes, she named the child Portion.

    ___________________________________

    and this ladies and gents is why some don’t never need to reproduce. thank you for coming out god bless and good night

  • Caramel Rain

    see how they be doing us on a slow day?

    ***********
    Chan, it aint right.. they aint right.. brb w/definition tho… :lol:

  • Smonae

    Good Morning :waves:

    Sandra
    Peaches
    Fayla :hugs;
    AJ
    Donte
    Caramel
    Gigi
    Trend
    Chan
    Eye of Heart
    ITTO
    Therapist
    Bomb
    Sassy

  • Smonae

    He may not be gay but he is def a fukkin CLOWN :coffee:

  • Gigi26

    :dead: NO SHEETS ON THE MATTRESS!! EWWW :rofl:

    And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of, she should’ve NEVERRRR went public with this. At least go to the nearest Walmart and take some professional passport pics…This shyt ain’t doing her no type of justice :no:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    @GiGi, that’s whats up. I just moved up here and I love it. It’s just too damn cold. I fell in love with 14th and U St tho!

    I left this downstairs before noticing that I was in there alone:

    So @ 3 this morning I get a text from a number that I don’t recognize that says “when would you like your Christmas gift”. I write back, who is this and what is this gift that you are speaking of. I get a picture, with a caption that says “The Box”

    O_o

  • countrytexasgal

    Gigi26 says:

    NO SHEETS ON THE MATTRESS!! EWWW
    —————————————–
    i say if you can’t lay me on a decent bed, you can’t lay me at tall

  • Gigi26

    @Chan: Dc is aight, it has its moments :yes: I love U street too, it reminds me of home! Yeah you from the South so yeah lol I’m used to this cold

  • A.J.

    Smonae happy holidays love.

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    @ Smonae – What’s good in the hood!

  • Trendsetter

    Smonae :hug:

  • Gigi26

    i say if you can’t lay me on a decent bed, you can’t lay me at tall
    ——————————
    :claps: OKAY!!! He treated her just like a straight $5 dolla hooker :no: and she up there smiling like she won :no: Ole dummy ass broad

    :waves: Heeey Smonae!

  • goat76

    They look like siblings. SB been out for over 5 yrs, I didn’t think he would last as long as he did. Never should have underestimated the power of bad decision making by the youth.

  • Caramel Rain

    Smonae :hi:

    OMG Gigi :dead:

  • IsThisThingOn…

    iAmChan says:

    IsThisThingOn… says:

    Morning, Chan (is this an existential question)

    It’s too early to be having me google definitions, lmao. I was wondering if you are a recycled poster with a new name, or if Ive seen ya font before, that’s all.
    ______________________

    Oh okay, :lol:
    No, not recycled. I just happened to catch registration one day after lurking for a long time. I enjoy the humor here and would often come to Sandra’s site for a little ‘balance’ on those days I may have felt like unleashing my inner “Spreewell” on these corporate vipers… ’tis all.

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    ex·is·ten·tial? egzi?stenCH?l/

    adjective: existential

    1. of or relating to existence.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    good morning loves

    good morning sandra!

    Maybe she had stopped the process b/c they were still smashing and it took this long. I never cared to know if lame ass was gay or straight. He has always been a lame to me especially since he said hewas in love with kat stacks. :no:

  • Who Dat

    Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number

    :ghost:

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    Nae-Nae! :hug: hey muffin!

    AJ it was fine. my Christmas joy comes in watching my babyboy’s eyes light up with happiness :2dance:

    he got used to us being at home just that quickly on that lil 5 day break :love:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    since we are 70+ comments in what ill the topic? :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    I think the boy’s name is Portlon not Portion :lol:

  • IsThisThingOn…

    Smonae! :waves:

  • Who Dat

    This bish is killing me fuggin softly in pic one. Biting her lip like “yeahhhhh…team THIS” and heffa got on dingy socks and crochet braids. Prolly got them perm lint balls on the bottom of them bishes.

    I cant.
    I wont
    I am unable.

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    Via Financial Juneteenth reports:

    Someone I know works closely with a Jewish businessman. One day, the two had an honest conversation, in which the Jewish man asked, “Do you know what my Jewish friends call the black community?”

    My friend said, “No, what do they call us?”

    He replied, “We call you liquid money. The same way that water falls out of a man’s hands, money typically seeps out of a black person’s hands the same way. Your community gets money and immediately gives it all away to people who aren’t black. We see that as a huge business opportunity.”

    He then used the example of many black people on payday or when we get our tax refunds. He noted how we’ll go to an Indian business to cash the check, an Asian hair salon, a corner store owned by Arabs and a department store owned by whites. He explained how, when it’s all said and done, these other business people are waiting like hungry animals to eat our bank accounts as if we are the prey.

    my my my! :tea:

  • A.J.

    Razzle Dazzle hey lady :woot:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

    I think the boy’s name is Portlon not Portion :lol:

    Let us have our fun Razz…..stop being a party pooper, geez.

  • IsThisThingOn…

    Gigi26 says:

    And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of, she should’ve NEVERRRR went public with this. At least go to the nearest Walmart and take some professional passport pics…This shyt ain’t doing her no type of justice

    _________________

    :blink: “cabin door”

    WHY?????????? :crying:

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    Prolly got them perm lint balls on the bottom of them bishes.

    :hahaha: :dead:

    Razz & ITTO :cheer:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Where did she take this picture at? Harriet Tubman’s underground railroad log cabin :facepalm:
    As for Soldier Boy and guess he didn’t pull out and he YULLLLL’D in her :oops:

  • Who Dat

    Portion? Hmmm….a constant friend is he?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I missed this one. BYE :casket:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    Is she a little person? Her head mass to body ratio is up there.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :hahaha: Chile :ghost:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Dead :ghost:

  • A.J.

    Taken :happy: wassup

  • Who Dat

    And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That is a project unit door.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    This bish is killing me fuggin softly in pic one. Biting her lip like “yeahhhhh…team THIS” and heffa got on dingy socks and crochet braids.
    _____________________________
    :crying1: You think she got ‘em dirty on the cabin dirt flo?
    @Chan if she is a midget that explains how she got pregnant. You know them SPEDS and midget be fass :hump:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number

    _______________

    :rofl:

    That’s some ol Tiger Woods type chit right there! My nigga!
    :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    :rofl: Y’all!!! I didn’t think y’all werre still going in on her!

    Hey AJ! HEy Fay! :hug:

  • A.J.

    Jenie hey babe!

  • Caramel Rain

    He then used the example of many black people on payday or when we get our tax refunds. He noted how we’ll go to an Indian business to cash the check, an Asian hair salon, a corner store owned by Arabs and a department store owned by whites. He explained how, when it’s all said and done, these other business people are waiting like hungry animals to eat our bank accounts as if we are the prey.

    ********
    true tho. Income tax ppl run straight to the car lot, or the hair store.. Sad. We must do better. Those up top aint making out sterotypes any better tho.

  • A.J.

    And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That is a project unit door.
    ___________
    :ghost: I am unable.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    Chan if she is a midget that explains how she got pregnant. You know them SPEDS and midget be fass
    ———–
    :rofl:

  • Caramel Rain

    Who Dat says:

    And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That is a project unit door
    *************
    project brickssssss

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    Does Solja still have a twitter? Lemme go check, cuz I may have some trolling to do.

  • Who Dat

    This dude love a chick named Diamond dont he?

    And they stay looking like a dayum glass shard.

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    This bish is killing me fuggin softly in pic one. Biting her lip like “yeahhhhh…team THIS” and heffa got on dingy socks and crochet braids.
    _____________________________
    You think she got ‘em dirty on the cabin dirt flo?
    @Chan if she is a midget that explains how she got pregnant. You know them SPEDS and midget be fass
    ******************
    :chase: :chase:
    them is twist dreads not crochet braids. I think :huh: Dont matter. ish still funny

  • Eye of Heart

    I think the boy’s name is Portlon
    ___________

    Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn

  • Gigi26

    That is a project unit door.
    ———————————
    :rofl: :ghost: and she got the boy posing in front of it barefoot while she wears her slippas I want to find and smack this broad!

  • Smonae

    AJ Christmas was good, my baby was on 10 all dayum day :)

  • Caramel Rain

    Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number

    ***********
    :thinking: She wasnt with him when he took the home DNA test? :blink: DOnt the baby gotta be there tho?

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    Eye of Heart says:

    I think the boy’s name is Portlon
    ___________

    Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn

    A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?

  • A.J.

    Ya’ll get on my nerves, is it because the child is barefoot that they in the community projects?

    My friend wanted me to ask so… :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    Y’all want to know what I do with my refund? I put a large PORTION of it in savings. One PORTION of the remaining amount is for bills, and the last PORTION is used for a road trip/flight somewhere for my birfday. :lol:

  • Smonae

    Gigi I saw that ****, that bish def rode the short bus :facepalm:

  • IsThisThingOn…

    ™ says:

    Razz & ITTO

    __________________

    Hey, Fay! Happy Friday! :dance:

  • Ni ni

    Poor thing doesnt seem to have any guidance. Look like her mama, grandma, or auntee should have stepped up to help her get a paternity test years ago

  • Caramel Rain

    iAmChan says:

    Eye of Heart says:

    I think the boy’s name is Portlon
    ___________

    Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn

    A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?

    **************
    SHUT UP CHAN :wail: :chase: :lol:
    beef and poke mixture

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    Dummy you just know acting on it tho. You don let his a$$ get broke now :no: Girl Bye

  • Caramel Rain

    eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

    Y’all want to know what I do with my refund? I put a large PORTION of it in savings. One PORTION of the remaining amount is for bills, and the last PORTION is used for a road trip/flight somewhere for my birfday
    **********
    see what you did there? :lol:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    Her name Diamond too :hahaha:

  • Smonae

    Razzle hey hun :waves:
    Taken
    Kdubb
    Man
    Goat
    Tami
    Tex
    Jenie :happy:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Who said that baby name sound like a piece of cube steak :ghost:
    And yes she appears to be staying in a project efficiency :crying1:
    His t-shirt say still doing it. Still doing whet? Waiting on his kid diddy to claim him :no: Put some shoes on him before he need a tetnus shot

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    iAmChan says:

    Eye of Heart says:

    I think the boy’s name is Portlon
    ___________

    Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn
    —————–
    I think she may have been aiming at somethink like Portland but wanted to be slightly unique :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    Portlon…A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :crying1: I hate Chan. I hate Chan…

  • Eye of Heart

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Who said that baby name sound like a piece of cube steak
    ___________

    I didn’t say what cut tho :kona:

  • Gigi26

    Her name Diamond too
    —————–
    They should’ve named her Zirconia :no:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    The nigga is a porterloin!

  • Caramel Rain

    Ni ni says:

    Poor thing doesnt seem to have any guidance. Look like her mama, grandma, or auntee should have stepped up to help her get a paternity test years ago

    ***********
    True. Its really a sad case b/c this is far too common in our communities. These kids are lost.

  • Ms Peaches

    (Futuredoc) Ok I see what she was trying to do here she was going for a [pawr•SHAWN]. It’s all I’m enunciation

    —————————————————-
    Good mornin everybody!!! Killin me softly with this here^

  • Who Dat

    And actually if you Google her name and the name “Portion”…other media outlets are saying THAT is the kid name.

    Portion. Child of Pink Ice Shakanunuiece.

  • Gigi26

    Portlon…A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?
    —————————
    This kid will struggle for the rest of his life because of that dere name! I hate her dirty foot ass!

  • Eye of Heart

    iAmChan says:

    Eye of Heart says:

    I think the boy’s name is Portlon
    ___________

    Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn

    A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?

    _________

    Prolly so Chan. :rofl: You posed to do better now that youse a GranPappy, Chan!

  • FuturedocDonte

    So y’all ain’t Gon say nothing about them being on that brown mattress with no sheets :coffee: Ok. I’m not either

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    San ah make ya dance says:

    Dummy you just know acting on it tho. You don let his a$$ get broke now Girl Bye
    ———————
    :rofl: Right and I bet her aye-nee (cause I don’t know any other way to spell it with out it looking like something else lol), mammy and granny was all somewhere talking about her.

  • Who Dat

    Her name Diamond too
    —————–
    They should’ve named her Zirconia

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Cracked Windshield

  • Milky

    :wave: :dead: @ this childs name!

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    :pray: Please don’t let me have any more kids….and if I do, steer me away from the ratchet and hoodboogers in disguise.

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    They should’ve named her Zirconia :no:
    ———
    :rofl:

  • A.J.

    I think she may have been aiming at somethink like Portland but wanted to be slightly unique
    ________
    I don’t get technical from her maybe a piece of meat at Ryan’s Country Buffet and just don’t know any better.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    But I am with everyone else. Why step up now and say something? Because he Maury’d you with a Walgreens/CVS test? :bye: Ashy Tiffany

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Diamond Shantaniece Mackey, who says Soulja Boy is the father of her 5-year-old son, Portlon.
    ==============================
    I mean… His Eye Is on the Sparrow is a very touching song and one of my faves, butterum…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    Dubb I googled and I got Portlon on four diff sites :shrug:

  • Eye of Heart

    :stop: Why that door made of spare pieces of wood? :blink:

  • Caramel Rain

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Who said that baby name sound like a piece of cube steak
    And yes she appears to be staying in a project efficiency
    His t-shirt say still doing it. Still doing whet? Waiting on his kid diddy to claim him Put some shoes on him before he need a tetnus shot

    **************
    I really dont like you. :rofl: Dont make me laugh. I got stuff going on.
    But that SEW true. Gigi said they live in a log cabin :ghost:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    Sandra, that first pic look some child p0rn tho!
    :facepalm:

    Take that chit down.

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :rofl: Right and I bet her aye-nee (cause I don’t know any other way to spell it with out it looking like something else lol), mammy and granny was all somewhere talking about her.
    ————
    Her a$$ must wasn’t listening cause I’m sure someone been told her to cash in :no:

  • IsThisThingOn…

    Caramel Rain says:

    She wasnt with him when he took the home DNA test? DOnt the baby gotta be there tho?

    ______________________

    :hahaha: Caramel :stop: are you really gonna try to make this make sense? You’re trying to bring logic to the situation, and logic is like, ‘nah I’m good, they good’ :kona:

  • Who Dat

    and if I do, steer me away from the ratchet and hoodboogers in disguise.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    They dont be in disguise.

    They be standing right in front of the wooden door in the projects.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    This whole damn story is all types of ignant f*ckery gone all the way wrong. :no:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    I’d like a Portion of mashed potatoes and gravy with my porterloin steak.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    FuturedocDonte says:

    So y’all ain’t Gon say nothing about them being on that brown mattress with no sheets Ok. I’m not either
    ————-
    :wail:

  • A.J.

    So y’all ain’t Gon say nothing about them being on that brown mattress with no sheets
    _________
    Aint that chit dirty lookin? Dirty socks on her feet… It’s a lot to take in all at once.

  • FuturedocDonte

    And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That is a project unit door.
    —-
    :ghost: WHO MADE THE FIRST COMMENT. Like u can’t tell she live in Magnolia or some shait :lol:

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    She looks like a young, pre-surgery Lil Kim in the second pic.
    (I think that’s a compliment)

  • Gigi26

    @DONTE: we covered that PORTION already :rofl:

    Well shall drag this dirty foot by her 18 inch bss hair to the depths of hood hell for this bullshyt she trying to come out with. :no:

  • Caramel Rain

    A.J. says:

    I think she may have been aiming at somethink like Portland but wanted to be slightly unique
    ________
    I don’t get technical from her maybe a piece of meat at Ryan’s Country Buffet and just don’t know any better.

    *****************
    :hurl: buffets are the WORST! (except Chinese Super King buffet and when Quincy’s was around :love: )

    yall can have that Golden Corral Mess

  • Who Dat

    Why that door made of spare pieces of wood?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Could be a Condemned unit.

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    @ Man, you talking about the pic in which her head looks the size of a Macy’s parade balloon?

  • Caramel Rain

    FuturedocDonte says:

    And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That is a project unit door.
    —-
    WHO MADE THE FIRST COMMENT. Like u can’t tell she live in Magnolia or some shait
    *******
    3rd ward

  • Eye of Heart

    iAmChan says:

    I’d like a Portion of mashed potatoes and gravy with my porterloin steak.

    ___________

    Stop Chan! :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    iAmChan says:

    Please don’t let me have any more kids….and if I do, steer me away from the ratchet and hoodboogers in disguise.
    —————
    All you gotta do is have a five min convo and ask her about what she do. :rofl:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    But the baby face up there tho. It’s so much struggle going on up there in the background :no:
    Let me make some phone calls. Hello.. Maybe I speak to :cell: Sally Struthers??? :waiting: Yea uh you round here feeding foreign kids for 2 cents a day. It’s a little boy off Holloway Pkwy that is living in an underground railroad project mansion with no shoes on.
    START THERE :rules:

  • Gigi26

    Like how you have a wooden door in the 2013 going to the 14?! WHYYYY

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    Who said her door was made from rejected scraps of wood from random HGTV shows?

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    *Hollowell

  • IsThisThingOn…

    “A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?”
    _____________________

    ooooh, grilled porterhouse steak for new year’s…
    *daydreams* :love:

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    :offtopic: I :love: Maury & his fawkery :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    Why that door made of spare pieces of wood?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Could be a Condemned unit.
    ———————————
    THAT IS IT. I’m leaving :crying: :rofl: :ghost:

  • Eye of Heart

    Who going to Golden Corral to try out they PORTERLOIN this weekend? :waiting:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

    All you gotta do is have a five min convo and ask her about what she do. :rofl:

    What answers am I trying to avoid? Takes out notebook……

  • Gigi26

    Does this bytch live in a shed? :eek:

  • Eye of Heart

    Who Dat says:

    Why that door made of spare pieces of wood?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Could be a Condemned unit
    ____________

    I hatechew! :ghost:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Could be a Condemned unit.
    _____________
    They living in a reject Habitat for Humanity house :crying1:
    Portion Cube Steak :haha: Habitat for Humanity folks

  • Eye of Heart

    Gigi26 says:

    Does this bytch live in a shed?
    ____________

    Why Gigi? WHYYYY :wail:

  • Who Dat

    Like how you have a wooden door in the 2013 going to the 14?! WHYYYY

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    In the south…not sure how it is up north…in the projects the unit next door to your azz can be condemned…but YOU live right next door. I done seen where every unit on a ROW been boarded up. Except one.

    :ghost:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Slow gossip news week?

    1. Beyonce still number one and serenade a young lady for her dying wish
    2. Tamar posted a pic of her new diamond ring
    3. New Years is coming

  • Caramel Rain

    IsThisThingOn… says:

    Caramel are you really gonna try to make this make sense? You’re trying to bring logic to the situation, and logic is like, ‘nah I’m good, they good’
    ***********
    @This Thing.. Girl I had to re-read it! How that hell you gone take a DNA test at home, without me and the kid there, TEXT ME BCK a 0%?

    Just like dudes want to see you pee on the stick, I wanna see you swab your cheeks. And dont you have to send that off to a lab or something? Ok No more logic. My head hurtin :lol: I’m done thinking

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Does this bytch live in a shed
    _____________________________
    :bye: Gigi
    Bob Villa made it :ghost:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    I gotta summon @OTB for this here.

  • Who Dat

    Who going to Golden Corral to try out they PORTERLOIN this weekend?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Cause if ANYBODY got it…GC has it. :crying1:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    Mackey has filed legal documents alleging that Soulja is one of two men she slept with at the time of conception, the other man being of mixed race– which her baby is not.

    She also says that the kid actually bears resemblance to the rapper, and she has witnesses that can attest to their relationship.
    —————
    :rofl: She said which her baby is not mixed :ghost:

  • Eye of Heart

    iAmChan says:

    I gotta summon @OTB for this here.

    ____________

    Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently? :lol:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    She also says that the kid actually bears resemblance to the rapper, and she has witnesses that can attest to their relationship.
    _______________________
    Her confused trying to figure out who the diddy is :bite:
    Baby first words :pacifier: YULLLLE
    It’s solider boy :yahoo:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    Eye of Heart says:

    Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently? :lol:

    Naw naw naw…..not today. That’s my ace, my tag team partna!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:

    I Maury & his fawkery
    —————-
    Hoodbooger :hide: :bite:

    Deadbeat :bite: :scared:

    “…And the paternity test determined that you are NOT the father!!!”

    Hoodbooger :shocked: :wail: :woohoo: <—really says boo hoo running off stage

    Deadbeat :danban1: :yahoo: :buttshake:

  • Caramel Rain

    Who Dat says:

    Like how you have a wooden door in the 2013 going to the 14?! WHYYYY

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    In the south…not sure how it is up north…in the projects the unit next door to your azz can be condemned…but YOU live right next door. I done seen where every unit on a ROW been boarded up. Except one.

    *************
    real talk. :yes:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    LMAO @ Razz with the Maury show synopsis

  • Caramel Rain

    Eye of Heart says:

    iAmChan says:

    I gotta summon @OTB for this here.

    ____________

    Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently
    ********************
    :ghost: chilllleeeeee. :tape:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    Eye of Heart says:

    iAmChan says:

    I gotta summon @OTB for this here.

    ____________

    Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently?
    ————-
    :rofl:

  • Eye of Heart

    iAmChan says:

    Eye of Heart says:

    Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently?

    Naw naw naw…..not today. That’s my ace, my tag team partna!

    __________

    I :heart: my OTB!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    #Jesuswept
    #icant

    :dead: and :ghost:

  • Caramel Rain

    Razz, the hood boogers be soo sure that you iz da deddy. Then them hoes run off crying.. :no: :rofl:

  • IsThisThingOn…

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    But the baby face up there tho. It’s so much struggle going on up there in the background
    Let me make some phone calls. Hello.. Maybe I speak to Sally Struthers??? Yea uh you round here feeding foreign kids for 2 cents a day. It’s a little boy off Holloway Pkwy that is living in an underground railroad project mansion with no shoes on.
    START THERE

    – – – – –

    Gigi26 says:

    Does this bytch live in a shed?

    ________________________

    GO. NOW! (AND TAKE GIGI WITH YOU!!!)

    :crying: :rofl: :ghost:

  • https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

    I got invited to a this one chicks apartment when I lived down south. I pulled up and saw boarded windows and doors. She calls me like “you ain’t getting out?” I was like, “shyttin me, better bring your ass to the gate.”

  • Smonae

    Who took tha damn picture & told them that was ok :no:

  • Who Dat

    #Jesuswept
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :crying1: Big UGLY tears. :nun:

    186 and we still on topic Lord.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    iAmChan says:

    LMAO @ Razz with the Maury show synopsis
    ————–
    But after he do all that mess either he be like all kooo mo deeee “Nawl bu fo-reyul mawree umma take curr of lil shawdy. He know me like his deddy awlreday. umma jus do it and be derr fo him.”

    the crowd be like :love: “AWWWWWWWWWWWW!”

  • Eye of Heart

    @Chan, They got boarded windows but have the nerve to have a gate? :ghost:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    :newpost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

    Or the chick is on the show with another 7 dudes trying to find out who da pappy lol

  • Caramel Rain

    This mug said Bob Villa :dead:
    Tim the tool maan Taylor :lol:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Eye of Heart says:

    @Chan, They got boarded windows but have the nerve to have a gate?
    ________________

    Damn you IHeart!!!!!! :dead:

  • Who Dat

    I got invited to a this one chicks apartment when I lived down south. I pulled up and saw boarded windows and doors. She calls me like “you ain’t getting out?” I was like, “shyttin me, better bring your ass to the gate.”
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Chick my BFF know had a cookout. HUH azz lived on the onliest “open” unit on a row…I am outside getting a beer out the cooler…and through the fence crack I seen rats. Plural. Playing next door. :wtf: I kindly went inside and bid the hostess a good night and thanks for the invite. “You dont wanna take a plate with yall???” NO BISH. KEEP IT. :no:

    :steer:

  • Smonae

    :newpost:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Who names a baby, “Portion”… someone whose mama named HER “Diamond” and capped it off with “Shantaniece”, in case that wasn’t strippery enough to avoid any possibility that she would be able to make it pass the resume stage anywhere other than the “lead frie technician” pile at Jack n The Box.