The Story Behind This Epic Michelle Obama Photo

Michelle Obama and Sunny

Buzzfeed.com breaks down the story behind the most Epic Michelle Obama photograph ever.

Michelle Obama and Sunny

According to Buzzfeed.com, the first lady invited a diverse group of adorable, well-dressed children to her annual Christmas decorating day at the White House to help her decorate one of the White House trees with Christmas ornaments.

Michelle Obama and Sunny

Michelle’s big mistake was inviting the White House dog, Sunny, to join in the festivities. Dogs can’t tell the difference between humans and other dogs. So when Michelle introduced Ashtyn Gardner of Mobile, Alabama, to Sunny — the dog promptly jumped on little Ashtyn, knocking her to the floor.

Mrs. Obama reacted quickly, snatching the startled dog off the floor by his collar…

Michelle Obama and Sunny

Which resulted in this dramatic photo. The lighting makes the scene look surreal — as if it were a stage play. And the expressions on the faces of the onlooking children and the journalists are priceless!

Michelle Obama and Sunny

On a more positive note: Michelle’s mane is laid to perfection.

Michelle Obama and Sunny

Gif via Twitter: @intelligencer



 



  • Anna

    On a more positive note: Michelle’s mane is laid to perfection.

    ~~~~~~~~~
    Yep.

  • ohpretty1

    Oh, Auntie, dogs know the difference between humans and dogs :lol:
    Yes that hair is LAID!

  • CaliYoruba

    Her hair is always laid…simple mistake. Happens with all dogs :yawn:
    So I’m going on my first cruise next month…Anyone have any tips for me?

  • The Master Beta :D

    Ok I’ve been out :sick: these past 2 days Ty got banned :blink: can someone tell me what happened TIA

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Michelle’s mane is laid to perfection.
    ((((((((
    Yes it is

  • MoniquetheGeek

    Looks like Ashtyn tripped on that walker thing to me. Something I would do if I saw a dog coming my way.

  • The Master Beta :D

    That hair is laid :nun:

  • Audacious2

    Lol! Her hair is laid like……

    Looks like the little girl tripped over that boy’s walker.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    The Master Beta :D says:

    Ok I’ve been out these past 2 days Ty got banned can someone tell me what happened TIA
    ((((((((((((((((
    It was that copy and paste chit and Ty was taking up for Miss Sandra but I guess Sandra saw it wrong and thoght it was Ty when it was some fool name pnutsandjelly or some such foolishness. We tried to tell her no she was wrong but you know how that goes. :deadhorse:

  • Just Looking

    Everybody in the room seems to be laughing?

  • OutsidetheBox

    I LOVE THIS COLOR! :nun:

  • MoniquetheGeek

    So I’m going on my first cruise next month…Anyone have any tips for me?
    ____________________________
    Do you plan on doing any excursions?

  • rwilliams4782

    look at the boy in the background lol

  • The Master Beta :D

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    The Master Beta says:
    Ok I’ve been out these past 2 days Ty got banned can someone tell me what happened TIA
    ((((((((((((((((
    It was that copy and paste chit and Ty was taking up for Miss Sandra but I guess Sandra saw it wrong and thoght it was Ty when it was some fool name pnutsandjelly or some such foolishness. We tried to tell her no she was wrong but you know how that goes.
    ______________________________

    Awwww dam pour out a lil :koolaid: for Ty :(

  • Aprilbaby

    Haha looks like she trip over that boys walker.

    First thing I noticed was her hair. Very nice :handclap:

  • http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

    I want a dog, just don’t wanna take care of it :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    You Go Michelle!!!! :woohoo:

    First Lady :trophy:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Is that Bo? Or the new puppy? :huh:

  • KyCakes

    MoniquetheGeek says:

    Looks like Ashtyn tripped on that walker thing to me.
    ——————————————————————-
    She did… :tea:

    Moanin’ Ery’ones :wave:

    It is :cold: as a muthaphucka here….. 3 degrees or some such happy horseshyt…

  • OutsidetheBox

    That is Sunny. :tightface:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    That’s not Bo, but I’m not saying Jack :huh:

  • Who Dat

    Michelle’s mane is laid to perfection.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    AND IS :nun:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Ky :hug: <–for warmth! :D

  • capricorn83

    Thaf is not Bo…that is the new dog Sunny #factcheck

  • KyCakes

    @OTB It’s Sunny

    Moanin’ gawjus :love:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    those layers tho???? :nun:

    yes lawd!

    *scrolls up to read* :tea:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Fay I saw a callout where somebody grandma was sitting with dem thighs open and she looked like the inside of her thigs was burnt by a blow torch. She had her belly out with some pannies on :no: She need her arse beat. They said she sent the pic to somebody inbox :crying1: Somebody mad cause they grandma a hoe and they ain’t e-en know

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    TY didn’t do anything except what we all do :shrug:

  • rwilliams4782

    MoniquetheGeek says:

    So I’m going on my first cruise next month…Anyone have any tips for me
    ————————————————————–

    Honey I’m not even gonna lie to you. Esp if its with carnival. Watch those charges.. And please make sure they don’t sign you up for a barclays carnival credit card. Carnival has hidden charges. I personally didn’t have fun b/c it was an older crowd

  • KyCakes

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Ky :hug: <–for warmth! :D
    —————————————————————
    Thank you, love muffin

    :shakebutt: <—— Me haulin ass from the parking lot to the office

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    :facepalm:

    The things racists and republicans can do with that head shot of Michelle….

  • Gigi26

    :rofl: First Lady Michelle hair is laid to the GAWDS!!! Look at them layers

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    I wish I could see Michelle’s request list for the invited children: :lol:

    1. Black [check]
    2. White [check]
    3. Asian [check]
    4. Biracial [check]
    5. Handicapped [check]
    6. Gay…

  • KyCakes

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    :facepalm:

    The things racists and republicans can do with that head shot of Michelle….
    —————————————————————
    She is giving good “O” face, ain’t she? :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MsTake is ALWAYS getting herself into some sort of drama! Geesh! :rolleyes:

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    It is as a muthaphucka here….. 3 degrees or some such happy horseshyt…
    ______

    :hug: I just lost my fave coworker to the Rocky Mounts of Col. :cry: She is from there and moved back home.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    :crying1: I thought the little girl had leg braces and the dog knocked her off her braces. LAWD forgive me I ain’t right :wails: That was the boy’s behind her looking like that dog bet not bring his tail over here :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    On a more positive note: Michelle’s mane is laid to perfection. :blink:

    *checks Sandra’s temperature*

  • MissHarlem

    I giggled when I saw this earlier. In other news I been feeling her new hair color

  • Gigi26

    Ole sprite devil child bet not think of suing the WH..take the goody bag n go!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Rwilliams, which line? :popcorn:

    You are gonna have thee time of your life yo! :yes:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    THIS IS THE COLOR I WANT :yahoo:
    Bookmarking this. *putting it in my bossom* Now I gotta find somebody I trust to do it :cry: I ain’t finna be driving byke to the A no time soon… 2014 I guess

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    CaliYoruba says:

    So I’m going on my first cruise next month…Anyone have any tips for me?
    ________________

    Make sure you pack motion sickness pills.

  • KyCakes

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    Fay I saw a callout where somebody grandma was sitting with dem thighs open and she looked like the inside of her thigs was burnt by a blow torch. She had her belly out with some pannies on :no: She need her arse beat. They said she sent the pic to somebody inbox :crying1: Somebody mad cause they grandma a hoe and they ain’t e-en know
    ———————————————————————-
    :rofl: So this is how I start my day?

    Saw that comedian the other day whose tag line is “you need your ass beat”….

    “If you in a wheelchair and have dirty sneakers….you need your ass beat” :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Gigi26 says:

    Ole sprite devil child bet not think of suing the WH..
    :facepalm:

  • rwilliams4782

    Rwilliams, which line?
    ——————————-

    I went with carnival.. only enjoyed the food.. But it takes a lot to entertain me though. My gf and mom had a good time..Thats all that matters… just thought it was cheesy lol

  • CaliYoruba

    @ Monique- Someone mentioned snorkeling so maybe that? I haven’t been anywhere in a long time so for sure I’ll be drinking and sleeping lol

    @ RW- yes, it is Carnival *eek* don’t scare me

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    Fay I saw a callout where somebody grandma was sitting with dem thighs open and she looked like the inside of her thigs was burnt by a blow torch. She had her belly out with some pannies on :no: She need her arse beat. They said she sent the pic to somebody inbox :crying1: Somebody mad cause they grandma a hoe and they ain’t e-en know

    :crying1: i seent it & thew up in my mouf :hurl:

    i wont eem comment on it bc i want to it to DIE & KILL IT WIT FIRE! :chase:

    yall change yall FB passwords? u know they was hacked right? :tea:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I wish I could see Michelle’s request list for the invited children:

    1. Black [check]
    2. White [check]
    3. Asian [check]
    4. Biracial [check]
    5. Handicapped [check]
    6. Gay…
    ___________

    Oh that looks like its made up of ppl from the USA. Fancy that :lol:

    :wave: <—an apron for minding the melting pot

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    The things racists and republicans can do with that head shot of Michelle….
    —————————————————————
    She is giving good “O” face, ain’t she?
    _________________________

    I was thinking she was bout to reenact Clint/Lewinsky with Barack.
    :blow:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    ohpretty1 says:

    Oh, Auntie, dogs know the difference between humans and dogs :lol:
    ___________________

    They really don’t. Their canine brains are not as complex as ours. That’s why dogs attack small children. They see children as odd looking animals.

  • OutsidetheBox

    CaliYoruba says:

    So I’m going on my first cruise next month…Anyone have any tips for me?
    _______

    A GPS chip implant. :thinking:

  • KyCakes

    OutsidetheBox says:

    It is as a muthaphucka here….. 3 degrees or some such happy horseshyt…
    ______

    :hug: I just lost my fave coworker to the Rocky Mounts of Col. :cry: She is from there and moved back home.
    —————————————————————
    Awww…. :crying1: I sawwy….but you can always come visit… :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :rollseyes:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    capricorn83 says:

    Thaf is not Bo…that is the new dog Sunny #factcheck
    ________________

    Thanks.

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Why do Michelle & the two kids behind her look like they were in the midst of a Trick Daddy Christmas hymnal? “sneaky (oooooooole) freaky, ole geechy a$$-.”

  • Gigi26

    :offtopic: So me and the boo are trying to go to New Orleans..when is a good time to go cuz we ain’t shelling out them prices for the Essence fest :no: and we damn sure ain’t going to Mardi Gras…

    Any suggestions?

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    :ghost:

    i forgot how hard Gigi go in the paint :dead:

    RWiyyums! :waves: sup puddin? i really hate that u introduced that diabetic amputee situation to the board hunty. i just caint get PASS (not past) it! :casket: <—is they came for him yet?

  • MissHarlem

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
    I was not ready for this photo. I was not. :wail:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    MsTake is ALWAYS getting herself into some sort of drama! Geesh
    ____________________
    :spank: Stop telling lies. That was you that said Jazzy Pha looked like a butterball turkey. Come to think of it his name is jazzy :twirl: He been out :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    In other news I been feeling her new hair color
    _______

    Its beautiful.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    rwilliams4782 says:

    Rwilliams, which line?
    ——————————-

    I went with carnival.. only enjoyed the food.. But it takes a lot to entertain me though. My gf and mom had a good time..Thats all that matters… just thought it was cheesy lol

    Oh, you already went. I thought you were the one who fonted they were getting ready to go. Go check out Festival At Sea! You and them would absolutely love it. I think 2014 is sold out already, but still go look :yes:

  • rwilliams4782

    They make a band that you can put around your wrist for motion sickness. I bought one but I didn’t need it. The waters werent choppy.

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    A GPS chip implant

    see?? :ghost:

    :kiss: hewwo my brooty!

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    Saw that comedian the other day whose tag line is “you need your ass beat”….
    “If you in a wheelchair and have dirty sneakers….you need your ass beat”
    ____________________________________
    you get me :hugs: That is where I get it from :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *through clenched teeth* He is gonna sit on yew :eek:

  • MoniquetheGeek

    @CaliYoruba – If you want to save some money, try to research what locals charge for the excursions. The cruise lines charge way too much! I went snorkeling and kayaking. Paid like $75 through cruise, got back on the ship and found out some other people in my group only paid $25.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    All those carnivals ships capsizing. You better bring your own ship :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I LOVE THIS COLOR!

    ********************************

    I have this color right now, and I love it. :heart:
    No layers though.
    In the beginning I wanted it back black because it seemed to dry fast, but thank Jesus for Whip and Coconut Oil, and Macadamia Nut shampoo/conditioner. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MoniquetheGeek says:

    @CaliYoruba – If you want to save some money, try to research what locals charge for the excursions.

    :cosign:
    Check and see if you can book these and pay for them now, but make sure you read the reviews. :tea:

  • free

    CaliYoruba says: So I’m going on my first cruise next month…Anyone have any tips for me?

    *****************************

    join cruisecritic dot com

    i’m going on my sixth next summer and that site is priceless. you can see reviews, get info by cruise line, destinations, ships, etc. etc. HAVE FUN!!

  • Roc

    :wail: I’ve been trying to say hello to DTTS all morning and keep missing her.

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    have this color right now, and I love it. :heart:
    _____________
    pics or it didn’t happen :waiting:
    I am just trying to see if it will look good on me. Me n Chell bout the same color tho :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    All those carnivals ships capsizing. You better bring your own ship :hahaha:

    :chase:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Roc says:

    :wail: I’ve been trying to say hello to DTTS all morning and keep missing her.

    :love:
    :2dance: <–now we can dance forever :eek:

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Any suggestions?
    _______

    I am not a Mardi Gras fan either *shudders* You have any fam there? Or yall just visiting the city? I would do April? May? :yes:

  • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

    I’ve been trying to say hello to DTTS all morning and keep missing her.
    _________________
    Roc Don’t feel bad. She gotta pump up her protective helmet every 15 minutes so she be in and out like that. LITERALLY :eek:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    All those carnivals ships capsizing. You better bring your own ship

    :hahaha: LMAOOOOOO!

    KayKay!! :cheer: we res for tonoight? i saw anova preview for tonight & my pressha went up in 30 secs. can i sue Shonda ‘nem? :rules: :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

    have this color right now, and I love it. :heart:
    _____________
    pics or it didn’t happen :waiting:
    I am just trying to see if it will look good on me. Me n Chell bout the same color tho :thinking:
    ===========
    (cowboy voice)
    *spits tobacco* Yew wanna know what EYE think? :waiting: <–boot tapping :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    see??

    hewwo my brooty!
    ________

    I’m surprised folks even brave enough. :lol: :hide: :kiss:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    :newpost: Jay Z Wearing Persols

  • OutsidetheBox

    All those carnivals ships capsizing. You better bring your own ship
    _________

    :chase: :rofl: :crying1:

  • http://www.landofpure.net FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew:

    ROC!

    :waves: <—MIA report

    where u been guhl?

  • rwilliams4782

    heyyy fayla .. lol.. My grandpa made her come get’em.. He was fuggin up his money.. Some bootleg home came and got him yesterday

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    LITERALLY :eek:
    I betchu pronouce every syllable too dontcha? :hahaha:

  • Roc

    OK. So I had to beat the shyt out a man yesterday for throwing the kids around that live downstairs. Caught his ass with my bat from the back, and went off. Police came…took my damn bat.

  • MoniquetheGeek

    Speaking of New Orleans… Prince is supposed to be performing at Essence this year :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    FAYBOO!!

    *Buckwheatvoice* I NUBB NEW! I NUBB NEW! :heart:

    GIRL I AM SO READY, OKAAAAYYYY!!
    Scandal is going to have me on pressure meds, and with a standby nurse.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    rwilliams4782 says:

    heyyy fayla .. lol.. My grandpa made her come get’em.. He was fuggin up his money.. Some bootleg home came and got him yesterday

    :wail:

    :popcorn:

    :wail:
    Somewhere, there is a :dead: man :kona:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I have this color right now, and I love it.
    No layers though.
    In the beginning I wanted it back black because it seemed to dry fast, but thank Jesus for Whip and Coconut Oil, and Macadamia Nut shampoo/conditioner
    ______________

    So is it like a honey blond mix? Like a dark 23? I REALLY like it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Roc says:

    OK. So I had to beat the shyt out a man yesterday for throwing the kids around that live downstairs. Caught his ass with my bat from the back, and went off. Police came…took my damn bat.

    **********************************

    :shock: OMG what happened Roc!? Thank you for taking up for the babies!
    #HERO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Roc says:

    OK. So I had to beat the shyt out a man yesterday for throwing the kids around that live downstairs. Caught his ass with my bat from the back, and went off. Police came…took my damn bat.

    :hug: Oh Chitttt :rofl:
    Good thing they ain’t take you AND the bat! :lol:

  • rwilliams4782

    Doesn’t talk to strangers .. Def not a dead man walking lol..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enpFde5rgmw Orange Blossom

    Gigi26 says:

    Ole sprite devil child bet not think of suing the WH..take the goody bag n go!
    _________________________

    :rofl: wtf be wrong with Gigi, yo?!?!

  • KyCakes

    Roc says:

    OK. So I had to beat the shyt out a man yesterday for throwing the kids around that live downstairs. Caught his ass with my bat from the back, and went off. Police came…took my damn bat.
    ——————————————————————–
    “They used to call me “Crazy Joe”, now they can call me Batman”
    :rofl:

  • Anna

    FaylaGotAwlTheMasterCopiesOfBren’sSecksTapes&NoWhipfinityWasUsedDuringTaping :phew: says:

    On a more positive note: Michelle’s mane is laid to perfection.

    *checks Sandra’s temperature*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~
    :waves: @ Fay Fay. Sandra has a prob w/Lady M’s Husband.

  • http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

    @JENIE
    “So me and the boo are trying to go to New Orleans..when is a good time to go cuz we ain’t shelling out them prices for the Essence fest and we damn sure ain’t going to Mardi Gras…

    Any suggestions?”
    _________________

    NOW is a good time to go! You DON’T want to wait for the heat and humidity to kick in full blast! :no:

    Plus, New Orleans is a completely different place when the Saints having a good season. lol.

    You should really reconsider Mardi Gras tho. You will love it. A lot of the chit you see on tv regarding Mardi Gras only happens in certain sections of town and you will know those sections immediately. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    GrandPa Williams :rules: Yeen pay?! *dings bell* :egg: PICK IT UP! :rofl:

  • CaliYoruba

    @ OTB/FREE/Dont Talk…

    I’m looking at the website now. This is my first trip away from my kiddos so I’m nervous. Maybe I do need that GPS chip :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Def not a dead man walking lol..

    :chase:

    What they ‘pick him up’ in though? :eek:

  • free

    i’m gonna keep all comments to myself out of respect to the first lady….

  • Who Dat

    1. Black [check]
    2. White [check]
    3. Asian [check]
    4. Biracial [check]
    5. Handicapped [check]
    6. Gay…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Dead and gone Gay is on the list…but aint got a check beside it

    :ghost:

  • rwilliams4782

    Yes he does not play about his money. He goes to the hospital and passes out business cards… embarrassing lol

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I don’t mean to laugh but :ghost: chile I ain’t shyt :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    CaliYo, forget them kids for them days on that boat yo! :lol:

    No, but for real, I really enjoy cruises, because it’s like 2-3 vacations rolled into one IMB :yes:

  • Roc

    Ion know what his problem was. I wake up really early and I was making tea. I heard the kids screaming, so I opened the door and saw him throwing them around. I grabbed my bat and caught him from behind and didn’t stop hitting him. The police came WHILE I was whooping that azz. Took my damn bat (can you tell I’m mad about that) but they took him to jail.

    They live downstairs from me (duplex) so they are ALWAYS up here playing with my baby. Don’t touch them. They are my babies too.

  • Who Dat

    Some bootleg home came and got him yesterday

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    No pun intended for the legless mayne… in you saying a “bootleg” home came for his corpse huh?

    I hatechu. Already. GAWD :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    rwilliams4782 says:

    Yes he does not play about his money. He goes to the hospital and passes out business cards… embarrassing lol

    :love: a man with mind on money, money on mind :whistle:
    I’d be right along with him “marketing” :D convincing folks and ish :rofl:

  • CaliYoruba

    Doesn’t Talk, that’s what my friend said lol after the divorce and everything I just thought it would be a good b’day gift to myself. Can I still use my cell phone? I need to call my kiddos while Im gone

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    saw him throwing them around. I grabbed my bat and caught him from behind
    :wail:

    The police came WHILE I was whooping that azz. Took my damn bat

    :deadhorse: <–ROC!

  • rwilliams4782

    Yall I will be back I’m on MAC trying to get the Rihanna collection

  • Dymond

    dogs know the difference b/w humans and other dogs…they are smarter than you think :coffee: **the more you know**

    hey y’all

  • Who Dat

    Grandpa: :cell: bish if you dont getcho azz down to my establishment to claim your husband. Today the last day we gonna be able to keep him here….what? Hail naw I done TOLE yo azz you NOT getting a discount! I didnt take his legs! Now WHO you sending for him? Okay. Ummmhmmmm. We will have him outside waiting then…okay…Goodbye.

    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    CaliYo
    No :cell: unless you want to pay high rates :shrug:
    You may want to look into phone cards :shrug:

    Just make sure you leave the kids somewhere you can feel safe, and go and do you!

  • rwilliams4782

    Smh..I just be there.. I’m not allowed to talk.. He be hugging people like I’ma pray for him but just in case heres my card

  • Roc

    DTTS…I just CAN’T with you :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Today the last day we gonna be able to keep him here….what? Hail naw I done TOLE yo azz you NOT getting a discount! I didnt take his legs!
    :wail: :wail:

    Like they did Aunt Edna! :ghost:

  • Who Dat

    Yall I will be back I’m on MAC trying to get the Rihanna collection

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    You a fune director corpse lady aintcha? Yall should have some FIRE azz makeup at YOUR JOB.

  • free

    CaliYoruba says: I’m looking at the website now. This is my first trip away from my kiddos so I’m nervous. Maybe I do need that GPS chip

    *************************

    where are you going and what ship? go to the ROLL CALL finder and put in your date and ship. those are all the people on your particular cruise. join the roll call and there will be a special reception for you if enough people sign up.

    then check out the message boards and go to cruise discussion topics/first time cruisers.

    then check out ports of call for your ship’s ports. people will tell you the BEST and CHEAPEST excursions for that port. most experienced cruisers seldom pay for the ship’s excursions.

    chile, once you get on that thang, you will love it. the first time is always the best because it’s so new to you.

  • rwilliams4782

    @who dat.. He put him in a body bag lol. Told her that she owned him 1500 in storage fees.. Lol..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :hug: Hey Dymond!

    :fistbump: ROC!

    Rwilliams :hahaha: Gramps ain’t playing, he’s trying to teach you! :eek:

    :rofl:

  • rwilliams4782

    You a fune director corpse lady aintcha? Yall should have some FIRE azz makeup at YOUR JOB.

    Honey they get fashion fair.. lol Jk. Noooo I don’t do that part.. We have a lady that comes in to do it.. They be moaning and jerkin. I don’t have time for that lol

  • Who Dat

    :deadhorse: <–ROC!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I love/hate we got an emoti for EVERYTHING. LORD :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Who Dat says:

    Yall I will be back I’m on MAC trying to get the Rihanna collection

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    You a fune director corpse lady aintcha? Yall should have some FIRE azz makeup at YOUR JOB.

    :facepalm:
    ==================
    AND the ‘storage fee’ is already past due! :rules:

  • CaliYoruba

    * in my Kanye voice* ” FREE, YOU DO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS” LOL

  • free

    CaliYoruba says: I’m looking at the website now. This is my first trip away from my kiddos so I’m nervous. Maybe I do need that GPS chip

    ************************

    you can also go to north american homeports and select what departure port you’re going to and they will give you tips of flights, parking, taxis, etc. everything you need in a nutshell is on that site.

    you probably have to join to view the message boards but that is where the info is.

  • rwilliams4782

    I can’t see myself doing this for the rest of my life. Its guaranteed money.. but after so many years you become lifeless just like the deceased. Morticians have no personality or sense of humor.. Just dead lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    moaning and jerkin

    :scared: Do whet now :eek:
    ===
    :waiting: for a Road Cooler to come in and explain air gas levels etc…

  • CaliYoruba

    RW Once you get used to the noises they make. It’s not so bad. How many years you’ve been working at the funeral home?

  • Who Dat

    Morticians have no personality or sense of humor
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yews a dayum lie cause your azz is HILARIOUS. My stomach been hurting all week cause of you.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    rwilliams4782 says:

    I can’t see myself doing this for the rest of my life. Its guaranteed money.. but after so many years you become lifeless just like the deceased. Morticians have no personality or sense of humor.. Just dead lol

    Get more into the business side of it! I helped my mortician friend djm come up with some new things to attract customers, and beat the competition djm agane :lol:

  • Dymond

    :hug: DTTS, we’re upstairs….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Did they pick up the man in a regular car, sit him up, buckle him up? :thinking:

    There’s got to be some laws with how you transport the dead…

    What if they got pulled over on the way home? :eek:

  • rwilliams4782

    yasss got it before they sold out

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Roc says:

    Ion know what his problem was. I wake up really early and I was making tea. I heard the kids screaming, so I opened the door and saw him throwing them around. I grabbed my bat and caught him from behind and didn’t stop hitting him. The police came WHILE I was whooping that azz. Took my damn bat (can you tell I’m mad about that) but they took him to jail.
    They live downstairs from me (duplex) so they are ALWAYS up here playing with my baby. Don’t touch them. They are my babies too.
    __________________

    That was very brave of you. Most people don’t get involved.

  • Roc

    Thanks Sandra. I love those children. They are ALWAYS at my home so I’m protective of them.

  • Eye of Heart

    @Rwilliams, I needs to hear bout this 1/2 off casket story I keep reading bout ma’am. :waiting:

  • rwilliams4782

    CaliYoruba says:

    RW Once you get used to the noises they make. It’s not so bad. How many years you’ve been working at the funeral home?

    —————————————————————-

    This is my 3rd year.Its a family owned business so I just have an associates degree in mortuary science. I can only embalm. If I want to do more I have to take more classes. I have a bachelors and i am currently working on my masters but my grandpa needed help so I just decided to help him until he decide what he wants to do

  • free

    i need to hear about this moaning and twerking dead peeple do…. fascinating. i was watching that show about the family that owns the funeral home (where they do the two-step with the casket for an extra fee) and it was pretty enlightening.

  • rwilliams4782

    @Rwilliams, I needs to hear bout this 1/2 off casket story I keep reading bout ma’am
    —————————–
    Ok this guy passed away and my grandfather was in charge of the body. Well, he doesn’t have insurance and social security only pays 300.00 so they were trying to come up with the money. Long story short. His legs were amputed from the knees up b/c of his diabetes. His wife felt like she shouldnt have to pay full cost bc he was a double amputee. So he got evicted yesterday by my grandpa. He has been there 3 weeks.

  • Eye of Heart

    free says:

    i need to hear about this moaning and twerking dead peeple do…. fascinating. i was watching that show about the family that owns the funeral home (where they do the two-step with the casket for an extra fee) and it was pretty enlightening.

    _____________

    I watched that show too. They was ratchet as heyul but they put them folks away nice

  • Eye of Heart

    rwilliams4782 says:

    @Rwilliams, I needs to hear bout this 1/2 off casket story I keep reading bout ma’am
    —————————–
    Ok this guy passed away and my grandfather was in charge of the body. Well, he doesn’t have insurance and social security only pays 300.00 so they were trying to come up with the money. Long story short. His legs were amputed from the knees up b/c of his diabetes. His wife felt like she shouldnt have to pay full cost bc he was a double amputee. So he got evicted yesterday by my grandpa. He has been there 3 weeks.

    ____________

    Why did I eem ask!! :rofl: How in the entire fuk do you get EVICTED from a fune home? :rofl: And his wife asked this with a serious face :ghost:

  • rwilliams4782

    We were trying to tell her to cremate him but she wanted buried. So she called someone else to come get him.. They need the business anyway

  • rwilliams4782

    They picked him in a hearse.. lol

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  • free

    Eye of Heart says: I watched that show too. They was ratchet as heyul but they put them folks away nice

    ***********************************

    yep, i’m hoping it comes back on. it made everything a little less spooky to me. i’m sure miss phaedra parks-nida will have her own funeral show.

  • I Cant Believe It

    Gigi26 says:

    So me and the boo are trying to go to New Orleans..when is a good time to go cuz we ain’t shelling out them prices for the Essence fest and we damn sure ain’t going to Mardi Gras…

    Any suggestions?

    I would suggest April. The French Quarter festival is usually around the second weekend in April and it is really nice! The weather is usually lovely then as well!