Gabrielle Union: “I go three times a day and I leave the door open”

Gabrielle Union

Gabrielle Union made a guest appearance on Chelsea Handler’s late-night TV show, Chelsea Lately, where she promoted her scripted BET TV series, Being Mary Jane. Union’s fiancé, Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade, 32, recently admitted to fathering a baby boy with a groupie. So, naturally, Handler’s questions turned to the 41-year-old actress’ relationship with her cheating man.

Union explained to Handler how she met Wade and how she told him about her strange bathroom habits right from the jump. Apparently Union has overactive bowels which cause her to go “three times a day.”

She said she warned Wade she farts and poops, but unlike most considerate women, she doesn’t close the bathroom door or light a match to mask the offensive odor.

“From jump. There’s none of that ‘I don’t fart, I don’t poop.’ I have a high fiber diet. You’re gonna… this is happening. We’re doing this right from jump,” Union said.

Union added: “Oh by the way, I go three times a day and I leave the door open! And I don’t light a match.”

Having a bowel movement 3 times a day is unusual for anyone other than infants. But Union did say she stays in shape with regular exercise and adherence to a high fiber, vegan diet regimen called the “Porn Diet.”

But who wants to date a woman with overactive bowels who refuses to close the bathroom door when she does her business? Maybe that’s why Wade spends most of his time in other women’s beds?

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    • missyJ

      Look who tryin to pull a Jennifer Lawrence and be all quirky and chit :facepalm: you talkin bout you poop but ain’t admit D.Wade cheated on dat azz and you accepted an “engagement” as repayment

    • Smonae

      “But who wants to date a woman with overactive bowels who refuses to close the bathroom door when she does her business? Maybe that’s why Wade spends most of his time in other women’s beds?”

      Sandy I live for your wite ups :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      welp, it drives my bf crazy that i never close the door when i pee :lol:

      but he hasnt left in 14 years so…but #2’ing all exposed is just :nono: nasty heffa!

    • MSVALLDAY

      It’s only unusual b/c of the standard american diet. If you eat foods like fruit and vegetables which are high in fiber more then products that are more animal fats you will go often.

    • KK76

      Some things are better left unsaid. Yes, everyone does it. I still don’t want to hear about your brown business (and men I don’t want to see remnants either). For some reason, a lot of people like to talk about it. :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uzANiCcyM Long Time Lurker

      I prolly wouldn’t mind….. :shrug: I’d clown her stinking a$$, and require she at least take a whore bath before any grown folks business jump off.

    • KK76

      Peeing with the door open- hey, it happens. :shrug:

    • Bad Influence

      Exactly @KK76,

      why are we doing an interview and discussing my bowels? Chelsea asks the dumbest questions too. thats why i dnt watch her show…smh

    • luVn_liFe…

      She said she warned Wade she farts and poops, but unlike most considerate women, she doesn’t close the bathroom door or light a match to mask the offensive odor.

      “From jump. There’s none of that ‘I don’t fart, I don’t poop.’ I have a high fiber diet. You’re gonna… this is happening. We’re doing this right from jump,” Union said.

      Union added: “Oh by the way, I go three times a day and I leave the door open! And I don’t light a match.”
      ~~~~~~~~~~
      Shytty bish

    • Gigi26

      Peeing with the door open cool.

      Shytting with the door open: NOT EFFING COOL. THAT AIR CIRCULATES YOU NASTY BYTCH!

      I knew she was filthy, smfh. Go somewhere Gabby PROSTITUTION WHORE!

      :tea:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Why didn’t a new episode come on this week? Anywho, there was a guest for some cleanse on Steve Harvey’s radio show that said we should be doing a #2 after every meal. So I guess she’s good. I’m sure it helps her maintain her teenage figure.

    • weFukNorNah

      You probably turn his the fukk off.

    • Gigi26

      :happy: BAD!!! Long time no see-eth!

    • weFukNorNah

      She look like the childish bish that will far and pull the covers over u

    • http://www.groupon.com/deals/ga-vacation-express-10?p=3&utm_source=channel_getaways-deals&ut Orange Blossom

      how does this even come up in conversation? :smh: this chick got a eating disorder and sheoeno it.

      ol bulemic ass.

    • Bad Influence

      Gigiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :hug: hi hawt stuff! I try 2 pop in when i can.

      how are u??!!!

    • luVn_liFe…

      the more and More GabbyJANE speaks, the more I realize sh REALLY needs to get a grip.
      BTW; D.Wade refers to her as MaryJane :tea:

    • Caramel Rain

      :wtf: Ummm.. Ok. I still dont want my man to know I do that and we been together for 10yrs!! It just seems sooo.. unladylike!

      Also, I eat high fiber/low carb diet and drink 2 green smoothies day and run 8-10 miles a week and I dont poop 3 times a day. 2xs at the most but that’s a rarity. I drink 84oz of water a day also. IDKWTF is wrong w/her.

    • weFukNorNah

      I sit on the tub while my gf shyts but we weird like that

    • Diva

      And We care about her dookey habits because?

    • KK76

      Yep @Bad. Not a big deal. Unless you ate a ton of asparagus earlier. :lol: And everyone knows, in relationships you’re gonna to taste a little salt/ammonia residue every now and then. It is what it is. :coffee:

    • Caramel Rain

      that pic tho :rofl: Sandy you slay me :lol:

    • Gigi26

      I’m good!! Trying to survive in this freezing weather!

      No one cares about her shytting three times a day. She’s doing too much now.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :wave: HIS :kiss:

      s/N SandriTa why didnt U report on Tameka haVing to move out of Ursher’s House?
      he sold
      :tea:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Dranking that wine she gonna have to go again
      Shytty bish<——– and good afternoon to you to @luvin :lol:

    • KyCakes

      Poopourri, folks… :tea:

    • http://www.groupon.com/deals/ga-vacation-express-10?p=3&utm_source=channel_getaways-deals&ut Orange Blossom

      so uncouth. dwayne done gave her parasites :smh:

    • FashionAddict

      I go in the bathroom when my hubby takes a dump and vica versa!! But 3 times a day is kind of a lot, is it not?

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      um, yeah, I’m all for keeping it real, but this is just :tmi:
      …but I guess it’s easier to discuss your bowels on tv than it is to discuss a fake break baby :rolleyes:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Did she leave off the part where she takes 3 showers… or has wipes (flushable) next to the KIMMODE???? :blink:

      Cause if not I applaud her healthy lifestyle but I bet her insides and outsides smell gotda*m I am sam I like green eggs ham :hurl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Kim Zolciak and Kroy had to apply for a 300K loan to complete the renovations on “Zolciak manor”

      Kroy is gonna be digging Ditches Next yr to try and keep up with all their DeBt

    • Gigi26

      Gabby can talk about her loose ass but can’t talk about her break soon to be step child she’s raising :lol: shyt blows my mind

    • luVn_liFe…

      :lol: SOTHERN :hi:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Luvie I had answered you about the Fl reference downstairs. I know you doing 50-11 things today and can’t be bothered :rolleyes: :lol:
      Where is OTB :thinking: I know it ain’t snow there… Or did it?

    • SOTHERNGRL

      s/N SandriTa why didnt U report on Tameka haVing to move out of Ursher’s House?
      he sold
      {{{{{
      I think she did. It may have been on the twit twat though because I member Meka asking her for a blanket saying it was cold in the streets or something like that

    • Smonae

      KY & HIS :waves:

      Gabby really coulve kept that info to herself :coffee:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Bird says:

      ..there was a guest for some cleanse on Steve Harvey’s radio show that said we should be doing a #2 after every meal. So I guess she’s good.
      ___________________

      Most of those bowel cleanser people are con artists who are just out to get your money. Your frequency of movements depends on the motility of your bowels and the type of food you’ve eaten. Some food is harder to break down so it moves slower. Your intestines are not like your kidneys. You urinate after every drink, but you don’t poop after every meal. Unless your meals are the consistency of baby food. :coffee:

    • missyJ

      :offtopic: I need a doctor’s appointment. I feel like I’m falling apart… been getting heart palpitations, weak nails, and my anemia has been off the charts.

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      She’s doing too much now.
      ___________________
      She is doing the most tap dancing :stop: Like if you see this big ole elephant in the room don’t talk about it because I am over here with my c o c k out :eek: Gabby bye folk.

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      FashionAddict says:

      I go in the bathroom when my hubby takes a dump and vica versa!! But 3 times a day is kind of a lot, is it not?
      __________________________________

      this lady at my job stay running to the bathroom. she claims u supposed to go like a baby. eat, poop, eat poop.

      she doesnt actually eat, she only drinks green vegetable smoothies. i havent seen her consume any actual food in years. thats why i said, Gabby has an eating disorder and in hollywood they think thats cute.

    • Diva

      Gabby is literally in a ****ty situation. :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      LuVnnnnnnnn :hug: hi hunty!

      *hands GIGI an electric blankie* :D

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Miss J :spank: Get off this blog and git to the doctor.
      We cool.. we some of us :winky: and all but don’t die for us :stop:
      But if you do die… I know somebody that can sing at your fune. She’s been pardoned and is ready for us :grin:

    • luVn_liFe…

      MisTake . . I SEEnt YO excuse :tea:

      IONo where B’s at. :shrug:

      @SOTHERN Meka IM SUre will be aiight, she’s been living at that place rent free and collecting 8K a month in CS. Im SURE meka has been saving for this day,Right?

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Yes @Missyj you need to be in the doctor office rat naw. Something aint right.

    • SouthernPrincess

      I think she is so classless!

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Kim Zolciak and Kroy had to apply for a 300K loan to complete the renovations on “Zolciak manor”

      Kroy is gonna be digging Ditches Next yr to try and keep up with all their DeBt
      ********************

      Poor Kroy. That woman is going to bleed him dry.

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Gabby has an eating disorder and in hollywood they think thats cute.
      ________________________
      You know wha…. she might be. You solved the case!!!
      *pins Scooby Doo badge of you* :trophy:

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      missyJ says:

      I need a doctor’s appointment. I feel like I’m falling apart… been getting heart palpitations, weak nails, and my anemia has been off the charts.
      _________________________________

      mine was too. had to buy me some ferrous sulfate (liquid iron). started getting the beef stir fry at kobeyaki too. get well soon. that anemia will take you down if you let it.

    • Gigi26

      When I did my smoothie cleanse I shyyted non stop :whew: but after I added solids back to my diet it slowed. Solids takes longer. But if she’s adding flaxseeds to her drinks, then I can see 3x a day.

      But too much fiber is not a good thing.

    • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

      Ayyyeeeee Orange B just made me collapse…not a eating disorder and sheoneno…I’m deeaadddddd! LMAO

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      Luvie it weren’t an excuse :cry: I lub you
      Tameka getting paper.. she is about to be on a new show. Dare I say the cast looks great: Torrie Hart (Kevin) Monyetta (Neyo) and some others that escape me…. :thinking:

    • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

      #20…futher murdered me! LLLSSSSSSSSS

    • SOTHERNGRL

      @Luvvie I hope she has cause shet is real out here.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Bird says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Kim Zolciak and Kroy had to apply for a 300K loan to complete the renovations on “Zolciak manor”

      Kroy is gonna be digging Ditches Next yr to try and keep up with all their DeBt
      ********************

      Poor Kroy. That woman is going to bleed him dry.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Im sure he’ll be cut this season. His mother Im sure is SO disappointed .

    • weFukNorNah

      I can’t do flax seeds no more..was fuggin up my diverticulitis

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      When grown people say dookie it makes me giggle. It’s so childish.. but I say it :rofl:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Mistake
      GOOD For Meka, I’d hate to see her living the life of ShioVaughn Funchess
      :tea:

    • MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

      weFukNorNah says:

      I can’t do flax seeds no more..was fuggin up my diverticulitis
      ______________________
      I ain’t got time to pretend or google. WHAT DAT MEAN :eek:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      luVn_liFe says:

      s/N SandriTa why didnt U report on Tameka haVing to move out of Ursher’s House?
      he sold
      _______________

      I broke that story on Twitter. I tweeted about the home last week and Tameka responded with a joke. I didn’t think it was worthy of a post. :shrug: Young Jeezy’s condo also sold for about a mil.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

      @MicCheck.. I read the bus driver post and that story is awesome suace. Yall still together?

    • luVn_liFe…

      I have two teaspoons of Ground Flax Seed in my cornflakes every morning.
      as soon as I wake up and hve my 1st cup of straight Blk Coffee, it’s time to go.
      :thumbsup:

      I eat rather healthy. Been working on No Meat once a week. Im gonna try and go vegan..
      But ION Poop three times a day :blink: thats odd

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Poor Kroy. That woman is going to bleed him dry.
      (((((((((((
      I will not cry for Kroy Argentina because I believe to my soul his azz knew exactly what he was getting with Kims fertile Myrtle azz.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :huh:

      :tea:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      I can’t do flax seeds no more..was fuggin up my diverticulitis
      ______________

      no idea what that is but i do know that flax is estrogen and no good for ppl with fibroids.

    • FashionAddict

      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      Miss J Get off this blog and git to the doctor.
      We cool.. we some of us and all but don’t die for us
      But if you do die… I know somebody that can sing at your fune. She’s been pardoned and is ready for us

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      MisTaken!! Who do you have to sing at the funeral, Porsha?

    • weFukNorNah

      Diverticulitis is when u have small sacs in your colon so digesting peanuts..seeds..can get caught in those pouches and make it harder to digest

    • Caramel Rain

      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      When grown people say dookie it makes me giggle. It’s so childish.. but I say it.
      ***********
      I hate the term doo doo :eek:

    • luVn_liFe…

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Poor Kroy. That woman is going to bleed him dry.
      (((((((((((
      I will not cry for Kroy Argentina because I believe to my soul his azz knew exactly what he was getting with Kim
      ~~~~~~~~~~~
      He thought he re-furbished her well :shrug:

    • Caramel Rain

      Willie, you too young to have diverticulitis.. You have GERD?

    • SOTHERNGRL

      I broke that story on Twitter. I tweeted about the home last week and Tameka responded with a joke. I didn’t think it was worthy of a post. Young Jeezy’s condo also sold for about a mil.
      **********************
      Where my prize at woman I said you did. See how I be paying attention

    • weFukNorNah

      @caramel I gave Gerd.. simple things give me acid reflux

    • Caramel Rain

      Dang Willie, so no citrus, tomato based sauces, beef, nuts and stuff for you..That sucks.

      I had to change my whole diet to more plant based food. Reflux is not the business.

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      Yes, Nikki, we still togevvah :love:
      Career choices aside, I do believe that it’s more about the person he is and always was… it’s just that simple, to me. The part that blows me away and lets me know there is a Gawd somewhere is that we found each other and are so well-suited for each other. I met a nice lawyer dude one time, but he was also trying to convince me to step out on the one i was with at the time, and that was a red flag for me, so, yeah, i say look inside the book even if the cover doesn’t initially appeal to you… :shrug:

    • Gigi26

      Luvn :thumbsup: i’ve switched over to only lean proteins now so i’m only consuming turkey and chicken breast (grain fed only) and mostly veggies, and I see a complete difference in the way my body processes food.

      I recently ate some non clean stuff and when I say I was in serious pain?! :no:

    • weFukNorNah

      I know caramel it’s not..even tea gives me heartburn

    • Diva

      Dookie dookie doo doo :nana:

    • weFukNorNah

      I don’t eat meat like that anymore..If I do its gotta be plain..no sauces

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I go 3 times tew Gabby! :nana:
      Twice in the a.m. and once in the p.m. So there! AND I close the door! :lol:

    • weFukNorNah

      My gf wants a chaise lounge for valentine’s day… what happened to flowers n candy…spensive hoes

    • luVn_liFe…

      I see a complete difference in the way my body processes food.
      ~~~~~~~~
      DO TELL GIGI :bounce:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Poor Kroy
      ^^^
      What happened? :popcorn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      \_____ = Chaise XL :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      My gf wants a chaise lounge
      ~~~~~~~~~
      NICE.
      I want some Waterford Crystals :)

    • weFukNorNah

      I see Brad Pitt got a crush on lupita.. He better bag da fugg up

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      74 that is sweet :yes:

    • luVn_liFe…

      NotHing really SmurfeTTe, we wer talking about the 300K loan Kim\Kroy had to take out to finish “zolciak Manor”

    • weFukNorNah

      Lemme Google Waterford crystals…yall new found hoes got taste these days.. I like to fugg with women whose couches don’t match

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Loan? :blink:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I like to fugg with women whose couches don’t match
      :rofl: A piece from here, a piece from there! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

      FuggnOrWhat… Well, at least it’s something that benefits both of you and your home.

      MicCheck.. Im glad to hear that. :yahoo: I might just show him some of my teef at breakfast tomorrow.

    • MsB2u

      t #2?ing all exposed is just nasty heffa!
      ————————–

      :cosign:

    • weFukNorNah

      Yall see where mychal Kendricks recorded a message for rihanna since she made him her man crush.. He bout to get that Bajan puzzy

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      On topic: so this bish thinks all this stupid talk is cute huh :eek:

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      NotHing really SmurfeTTe, we wer talking about the 300K loan Kim\Kroy had to take out to finish “zolciak Manor”

      ______________

      Are they really calling it that? Did Kroy take HER last name? Let him keep on ackin slow, he gon’ wind up being one of her dependents, sitting on the porch helping babysit his little son-brothers while she ‘go over some papers’ with the insurance man upstairs… :nono:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :smack:

      GAWD RL! :hahaha:

    • Just Looking

      :wtf:

      This is VERY unlady like, everyone goes to the bathroom, a couple of times a day, especially is you drink 8 glasses of water a day and eat plenty of fruits and veggies.

      Step 1 and Step 2 is what all mammals do. There is NO need to leave the bathroom door open. :vomit:

      There are things that mista don’t need to see or smell. Step 2 and lady in red coming to town.

      Do she think she a dude?

    • weFukNorNah

      Yea DTTS u know ppl whose furniture don’t go together. .bish got plates from everyone else house and Mcdonald sweet tea cups

    • luVn_liFe…

      THING ON, yes its “Zolciak Manor” Which struck me as odd, umhh shouldnt it Be Case de Bierman?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

      while she ‘go over some papers’ with the insurance man upstairs
      _________________________________________________________________
      :dead:

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      Okay @Nikke, I’m rooting for you :yahoo:

      (but check his credit and how many kids/baby mamas he got too) :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :chase: GONE SOME WHERE!!weFukNorNah says:

      Yea DTTS u know ppl whose furniture don’t go together. .bish got plates from everyone else house and Mcdonald sweet tea cups
      ~~~~~
      Im over here laughing like a hyena trying to not laugh loud. :chase: GIT!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

      bish got plates from everyone else house
      __________________________________________________________
      :facepalm: In all fairness, I had two sets of matching dishes but folks carrying them outta my house and Im carrying theirs into mine…

    • weFukNorNah

      My gf goes to Ireland a lot I can see if she can get Waterford crystal for cheap ok

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

      @MicCheck… will do.

    • Just Looking

      Having a bowel movement 3 times a day is NOT unusual

      If you are going only a couple times a week, when you do go, it probably smells like something crawled out your arse and died. Add more raw vegetables, water and less meat. Futhermore this could be why one breath may be stank.

      A normal stool should not be either unusually hard or soft, and you shouldn’t have to strain unreasonably to pass it.

      #thingsyoushouldknow

      #helpful

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

      weFukNorNah says:

      Yea DTTS u know ppl whose furniture don’t go together. .bish got plates from everyone else house and Mcdonald sweet tea cups
      ___________________________________________________

      :ashamed:

    • weFukNorNah

      Lol..I can’t eat off a Styrofoam plate.. I take pride in the presentation of food

    • Just Looking

      got plates from everyone else house and Mcdonald sweet tea cups :ashamed:
      ________________
      More proof you don’t cook.

      :kona:

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      my cousin still got them garfield mcdonalds mugs from 1988 :wail:

      half of obie all missing. :rofl:

    • weFukNorNah

      Everyone got those white plates with the navy blue trim

    • luVn_liFe…

      weFukNorNah says:

      My gf goes to Ireland a lot I can see if she can get Waterford crystal for cheap ok
      :bounce: Owwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :bounce:
      Im gonna start collecting :D i have a lil something on the way now.
      Buttt I need some :eek: more :eek:

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      So all u wanna come out and play when I’m locked back up at work!! :mad:

      But Hey Yall :waves:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

      *sits down with JMO* Dawg, what we ‘posed to do? Just keep buying dishes? When I take food from someone’s house I look for one of my plates first. Im tryna get the whole set byke.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

      Hey Alottadat!

    • weFukNorNah

      LuvN u gonna have to pay me back :lick:

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      Hey Nikki Nikki Nikki :hug:

    • http://www.groupon.com/deals/ga-vacation-express-10?p=3&utm_source=channel_getaways-deals&ut Orange Blossom

      weFukNorNah says:

      Lol..I can’t eat off a Styrofoam plate.. I take pride in the presentation of food
      ___________________________

      i rather eat straight out the pot :nono: im not bougie by no means but i dont do disposable cutlery or dishes. ppl be posting their food on facebook on paper plates. naw man :no: you just dont do that

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Jmo :spank: throw them plastic cups AWAY! They’ll kill you! They are meant for one time consumption! Not to be heated, frozen, etc. :mad: Look at the bottom of the cup! It has a 5 or 7! Toss it! :cuss:

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      You ain’t slick rwilli… where Keya at to add Waterford to the list? :rolleyes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Yall seen them plastic plates that look like paper plates? :rofl:

    • weFukNorNah

      Yes bishes be posting pics I be like where your greens. .u got all that fuggin starch

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Orange Blossom says:

      my cousin still got them garfield mcdonalds mugs from 1988 :wail:

      half of obie all missing. :rofl:

      :rofl: I still got the muppets one with Kermie on it :dead:

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      adds :oldman: to #119 …cause she went hard! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

      @weFukNorNah

      *kanye voice* YOU AINT GOT THE ANSWERS ‘weFukNorNah’!

    • weFukNorNah

      Lol @isthisthing. .. gotta work it out some way

    • luVn_liFe…

      weFukNorNah says:

      LuvN u gonna have to pay me back :lick:
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      AWH DAMN GINA!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      124
      125
      :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *adds 126 AND 127 to 128*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

      Thats the last time I invite YO ASS over to my house :rollseyes:

    • weFukNorNah

      Lol @jmo

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :chase: I’m cleaning them cupboards! :hahaha:

    • weFukNorNah

      Yall follow cookingforbae

    • Just Looking

      Today I had 5 to 7 ounces of cabbage, 32 ounces of coconut water, 32 ounces, pumpkin muffin of water…Nobody needs to know what I do in stall farthest from the door on the floor where hardly nobody sits.

    • luVn_liFe…

      WELP I guess Ima leave earlier tuhday, gotta hit these two consignment shops see what they got…MAYbe a hidden gem, some waterford OR SOMETHING
      :rolleyes:

      RL damn dream killer!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :oldman: This wise man here! :facepalm:

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

      @NikkeMinxx says:

      *sits down with JMO* Dawg, what we ‘posed to do? Just keep buying dishes? When I take food from someone’s house I look for one of my plates first. Im tryna get the whole set byke.
      _________________________________________________

      :shrug: :lol:

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks. I know yall off topic though. :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Jmo, it’s snowing now (fast and thick) :scared:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks. ~
      ~~~~~~~~~~~
      GO WHERE TO THE GYM????

    • weFukNorNah

      Jk luvN. U know ion want your goodies

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      weFukNorNah
      Nah, but I’ve heard about that user. I need to follow.

    • luVn_liFe…

      DTTS
      Dont get stuck on the freeway :eek:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks. I know yall off topic though. :shrug:
      Still? I thought you were “going more” by now. What the doc say?

    • Just Looking

      @lazy hiefers JMO and The Syndicate Director – Keep them plastic containers from all THE places you eat out at… and give them your guest. GO to the dollar store and buy a set….Start there.

      :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      Luvn
      Umm, the toilet

    • luVn_liFe…

      weFukNorNah says:Jk luvN. U know ion want your goodies
      ~~~~~~~~
      NO Jokey JOKEY?

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks. I know yall off topic though.

      ____________________

      this comment and that pickle though :no:

    • weFukNorNah

      Alex..how bout those OKC thunder lol

    • luVn_liFe…

      :huh: ALEX? Thats Not Normal or GOOD.

    • Just Looking

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks.
      ________
      How your tummy feel? So many questions, but :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      luVn_liFe… says:

      DTTS
      Dont get stuck on the freeway :eek:

      *speaking through clenched teeth*
      It’s called thee Expressway :tea:

      :lol: But for real, I’m good! Got my car stocked and ready in case I get stuck :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      DTTS
      :no: I take fiber but it just gives me gas. Pres meds don’t really work. Iono.

    • weFukNorNah

      Hell naw…. I got me a bad ole brownie on my squad..ya feel me cuz.lol

    • weFukNorNah

      I boo boo in silence to make sure nothing cuts off my turd prematurely

    • luVn_liFe…

      Got my car stocked and ready in case I get stuck
      ~~~~~~~~~
      CTHU!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      145,6,7 :wail:

    • luVn_liFe…

      weFukNorNah says:

      I boo boo in silence to make sure nothing cuts off my turd prematurely
      ~~~~~~~~~
      Im oUT :ghost:

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      @Just Looking
      It feels ok today but it always look like one of those children from Africa in those commercials…..pot belly. :wails:

    • weFukNorNah

      Lmao

    • Just Looking

      When I got out of hospital I was a couple of days behind…and….NEver mind. :tape:

    • http://www.groupon.com/deals/ga-vacation-express-10?p=3&utm_source=channel_getaways-deals&ut Orange Blossom

      weFukNorNah says:

      Yes bishes be posting pics I be like where your greens. .u got all that fuggin starch
      ________________________________________

      :smh: everything on your plate should not be the same color. i recently tried purple cabbage. tastes just like green cabbage but its much much smaller. cook and season it the same. :yes:

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      weFukNorNah says:

      I boo boo in silence to make sure nothing cuts off my turd prematurely

      __________________

      :facepalm: okay Gabby :rolleyes:

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      weFukNorNah
      They deserved to lose last night. Nobody but Bron & Bosh played past the 1st quarter.

    • EL CHA CHA

      YALL FUKKN WITH THE :newpost: OR NAH?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      prematurely

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
      ===========
      Alex, have you ever had a colonoscopy?

    • weFukNorNah

      Errng blossom..ima try that..throw some bacon grease in there lol

    • weFukNorNah

      Nah cha cha

    • Just Looking

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      @Just Looking
      It feels ok today but it always look like one of those children from Africa in those commercials…..pot belly. :wails:
      ___________
      of course it does, you have stool in you hunti, lots of it. Tonight drink you some warm water and Fresh lemon 1/2 or two tablespoons. Three full glasses. You could be potentially walking around with 20 pounds of waste….

    • http://www.groupon.com/deals/ga-vacation-express-10?p=3&utm_source=channel_getaways-deals&ut Orange Blossom

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      DTTS
      I take fiber but it just gives me gas. Pres meds don’t really work. Iono.
      ________________________

      drink a lot more water, do something to improve your circulation (jog, walk, yoga), eat better. try miralax.

    • weFukNorNah

      Alex u still got last year’s shyt inside of u… you better go grab you some castor oil

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      @DTTS

      Yep

    • Just Looking

      love purple cabbage and shaved brussel sprouts

      Just try sauteing with a olive oil and balsamic vinegar. *tasty :eat:

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      Yeah, that castor oil did work when we were little.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

      @DTTS it is snowing?? *sigh*

    • Just Looking

      *castor oil – Tread lightly with that… that girl be done SHAT all over herself. You gotta do that on Saturday morning, cause if you do it before you go to bed, you may have to throw out your entire set of linen. :kona:

    • weFukNorNah

      Castor oil cures everything

    • weFukNorNah

      Nothing wrong with chiyting on ya self. .u can get a check if u do it In public and act crazy

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      @just
      Lol. Yeah, I know. I was diagnosed with chronic constipation when I was a teen. I work on it but it gets frustrating.

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      weFukNorNah says:

      Nothing wrong with chiyting on ya self. .u can get a check if u do it In public and act crazy

      _________________________

      :hahaha:

      finally, something useful you can include in the book :rofl: :rofl:

    • weFukNorNah

      Alex so when ppl say Alex u fulla shyt…kinda literal. . Oh the irony

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      weFukNorNah

      :lol: yeah but luckily I’m one of those who never gets told that. Me so sweet!

    • weFukNorNah

      Y we care bout someone getting their license?

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      weFukNorNah
      Yall were talmbout him yesterday so I guess she said there u go. :shrug:

    • weFukNorNah

      Uh huh @alex… so once again.. what up with the heat lol

    • Just Looking

      I’m gonna pass on that kind of check… :facepalm:

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      cause it’s a crack… I mean a break baby!

    • weFukNorNah

      Oh that man child. .

    • weFukNorNah

      His mom did the voice on family guy..lemon pledge

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      I told u what was up with the Heat! :mad:

    • weFukNorNah

      Well just looking..When times get rough that’s a tip

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      weFukNorNah

      :lol: yeah but luckily I’m one of those who never gets told that. Me so sweet!
      :cosign: :yes:
      =========
      Jmo, Itissss :eek: Visibility is about 2 1/2 blocks :blink:

    • weFukNorNah

      Oh I ain’t see it..calm down. ….loll…sore loser

    • Just Looking

      :pray: They NEVER EVER get that rough

    • weFukNorNah

      U can get a small loan from me :lick:

    • IsThisThingOn…Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad:

      if you don’t get somewhere and go sing in the mirror! :chase:

    • weFukNorNah

      Lol

    • Crickett

      I do the do 3X a day too. I have a fast motility digestive system, doctor said it was my body’s way of cleansing itself. Coffee, orange juice, mexican food and milk are my laxatives.

    • Gigi26

      @Luvn: Sorry I dozed off lmao but it’s much faster and I’m less constipated. All them preservatives and junk slow down my disgestive process. I go at least 2ice a day :yes:

      I can’t do no meatless diet but i’ve started cooking my chicken with olive oil instead of vegetable oil and there’s a profound difference. I don’t feel “heavy” after I eat at all.

    • http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing

      @Gigi

      I use olive oil too but I can’t feel the difference. Might be those hot wangs I eat. No telling what kind of oil they use.

    • Sakeena

      Even with a high fiber diet that’s not normal. She’s consuming too much fat. Since she’s not fat I wonder if she’s bullimic?

    • http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+an+e-zine laterthannever

      10 years this Spring and I still run water/courtesy flush, etc.

      Ever heard of poopourri? (See YouTube) highly recommend!

    • LongLegged

      THE IGNORANCE – a healthy body DOES go up to 2-3 times a day; especially if, like me, also is on a HIGH FIBER DIET!!!! You are suppose to **** every time you eat. If you don’t your body is not breaking down the food you eat properly (google it and start taking a probiotic)…smh. This is why most AMERICANS are fat b/c they don’t realize there bodies are not processing food properly and expelling. And then you sit here and co-sign bad information…smh.

    • Jessie

      Having a bowel movement three times per day for people who eat properly. It only seems unusual if a person’s diet is full of sugar and junk. Gabby eats a diet high in fiber, so of course, she’s going to go 3x per day…or more. Good for her, she’s healthy!