Gabrielle Union: “I go three times a day and I leave the door open”

Gabrielle Union

Gabrielle Union made a guest appearance on Chelsea Handler’s late-night TV show, Chelsea Lately, where she promoted her scripted BET TV series, Being Mary Jane. Union’s fiancé, Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade, 32, recently admitted to fathering a baby boy with a groupie. So, naturally, Handler’s questions turned to the 41-year-old actress’ relationship with her cheating man.

Union explained to Handler how she met Wade and how she told him about her strange bathroom habits right from the jump. Apparently Union has overactive bowels which cause her to go “three times a day.”

She said she warned Wade she farts and poops, but unlike most considerate women, she doesn’t close the bathroom door or light a match to mask the offensive odor.

“From jump. There’s none of that ‘I don’t fart, I don’t poop.’ I have a high fiber diet. You’re gonna… this is happening. We’re doing this right from jump,” Union said.

Union added: “Oh by the way, I go three times a day and I leave the door open! And I don’t light a match.”

Having a bowel movement 3 times a day is unusual for anyone other than infants. But Union did say she stays in shape with regular exercise and adherence to a high fiber, vegan diet regimen called the “Porn Diet.”

But who wants to date a woman with overactive bowels who refuses to close the bathroom door when she does her business? Maybe that’s why Wade spends most of his time in other women’s beds?

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    204 Responses to “Gabrielle Union: “I go three times a day and I leave the door open””

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      missyJ says:

      Look who tryin to pull a Jennifer Lawrence and be all quirky and chit :facepalm: you talkin bout you poop but ain’t admit D.Wade cheated on dat azz and you accepted an “engagement” as repayment

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      Smonae says:

      “But who wants to date a woman with overactive bowels who refuses to close the bathroom door when she does her business? Maybe that’s why Wade spends most of his time in other women’s beds?”

      Sandy I live for your wite ups :rofl:

    3. 3
      Bad Influence says:

      welp, it drives my bf crazy that i never close the door when i pee :lol:

      but he hasnt left in 14 years so…but #2′ing all exposed is just :nono: nasty heffa!

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      MSVALLDAY says:

      It’s only unusual b/c of the standard american diet. If you eat foods like fruit and vegetables which are high in fiber more then products that are more animal fats you will go often.

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      KK76 says:

      Some things are better left unsaid. Yes, everyone does it. I still don’t want to hear about your brown business (and men I don’t want to see remnants either). For some reason, a lot of people like to talk about it. :nono:

    6. 6

      I prolly wouldn’t mind….. :shrug: I’d clown her stinking a$$, and require she at least take a whore bath before any grown folks business jump off.

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      KK76 says:

      Peeing with the door open- hey, it happens. :shrug:

    8. 8
      Bad Influence says:

      Exactly @KK76,

      why are we doing an interview and discussing my bowels? Chelsea asks the dumbest questions too. thats why i dnt watch her show…smh

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      She said she warned Wade she farts and poops, but unlike most considerate women, she doesn’t close the bathroom door or light a match to mask the offensive odor.

      “From jump. There’s none of that ‘I don’t fart, I don’t poop.’ I have a high fiber diet. You’re gonna… this is happening. We’re doing this right from jump,” Union said.

      Union added: “Oh by the way, I go three times a day and I leave the door open! And I don’t light a match.”
      ~~~~~~~~~~
      Shytty bish

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      Gigi26 says:

      Peeing with the door open cool.

      Shytting with the door open: NOT EFFING COOL. THAT AIR CIRCULATES YOU NASTY BYTCH!

      I knew she was filthy, smfh. Go somewhere Gabby PROSTITUTION WHORE!

      :tea:

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      Bird says:

      Why didn’t a new episode come on this week? Anywho, there was a guest for some cleanse on Steve Harvey’s radio show that said we should be doing a #2 after every meal. So I guess she’s good. I’m sure it helps her maintain her teenage figure.

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      weFukNorNah says:

      You probably turn his the fukk off.

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      Gigi26 says:

      :happy: BAD!!! Long time no see-eth!

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      weFukNorNah says:

      She look like the childish bish that will far and pull the covers over u

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      how does this even come up in conversation? :smh: this chick got a eating disorder and sheoeno it.

      ol bulemic ass.

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      Bad Influence says:

      Gigiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :hug: hi hawt stuff! I try 2 pop in when i can.

      how are u??!!!

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      the more and More GabbyJANE speaks, the more I realize sh REALLY needs to get a grip.
      BTW; D.Wade refers to her as MaryJane :tea:

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      Caramel Rain says:

      :wtf: Ummm.. Ok. I still dont want my man to know I do that and we been together for 10yrs!! It just seems sooo.. unladylike!

      Also, I eat high fiber/low carb diet and drink 2 green smoothies day and run 8-10 miles a week and I dont poop 3 times a day. 2xs at the most but that’s a rarity. I drink 84oz of water a day also. IDKWTF is wrong w/her.

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      weFukNorNah says:

      I sit on the tub while my gf shyts but we weird like that

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      Diva says:

      And We care about her dookey habits because?

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      KK76 says:

      Yep @Bad. Not a big deal. Unless you ate a ton of asparagus earlier. :lol: And everyone knows, in relationships you’re gonna to taste a little salt/ammonia residue every now and then. It is what it is. :coffee:

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      Caramel Rain says:

      that pic tho :rofl: Sandy you slay me :lol:

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      Gigi26 says:

      I’m good!! Trying to survive in this freezing weather!

      No one cares about her shytting three times a day. She’s doing too much now.

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :wave: HIS :kiss:

      s/N SandriTa why didnt U report on Tameka haVing to move out of Ursher’s House?
      he sold
      :tea:

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Dranking that wine she gonna have to go again
      Shytty bish<——– and good afternoon to you to @luvin :lol:

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      KyCakes says:

      Poopourri, folks… :tea:

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      so uncouth. dwayne done gave her parasites :smh:

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      FashionAddict says:

      I go in the bathroom when my hubby takes a dump and vica versa!! But 3 times a day is kind of a lot, is it not?

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      um, yeah, I’m all for keeping it real, but this is just :tmi:
      …but I guess it’s easier to discuss your bowels on tv than it is to discuss a fake break baby :rolleyes:

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      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      Did she leave off the part where she takes 3 showers… or has wipes (flushable) next to the KIMMODE???? :blink:

      Cause if not I applaud her healthy lifestyle but I bet her insides and outsides smell gotda*m I am sam I like green eggs ham :hurl:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Kim Zolciak and Kroy had to apply for a 300K loan to complete the renovations on “Zolciak manor”

      Kroy is gonna be digging Ditches Next yr to try and keep up with all their DeBt

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      Gigi26 says:

      Gabby can talk about her loose ass but can’t talk about her break soon to be step child she’s raising :lol: shyt blows my mind

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :lol: SOTHERN :hi:

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      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      Luvie I had answered you about the Fl reference downstairs. I know you doing 50-11 things today and can’t be bothered :rolleyes: :lol:
      Where is OTB :thinking: I know it ain’t snow there… Or did it?

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      s/N SandriTa why didnt U report on Tameka haVing to move out of Ursher’s House?
      he sold
      {{{{{
      I think she did. It may have been on the twit twat though because I member Meka asking her for a blanket saying it was cold in the streets or something like that

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      Smonae says:

      KY & HIS :waves:

      Gabby really coulve kept that info to herself :coffee:

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      Sandra Rose says:

      Bird says:

      ..there was a guest for some cleanse on Steve Harvey’s radio show that said we should be doing a #2 after every meal. So I guess she’s good.
      ___________________

      Most of those bowel cleanser people are con artists who are just out to get your money. Your frequency of movements depends on the motility of your bowels and the type of food you’ve eaten. Some food is harder to break down so it moves slower. Your intestines are not like your kidneys. You urinate after every drink, but you don’t poop after every meal. Unless your meals are the consistency of baby food. :coffee:

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      missyJ says:

      :offtopic: I need a doctor’s appointment. I feel like I’m falling apart… been getting heart palpitations, weak nails, and my anemia has been off the charts.

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      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      She’s doing too much now.
      ___________________
      She is doing the most tap dancing :stop: Like if you see this big ole elephant in the room don’t talk about it because I am over here with my c o c k out :eek: Gabby bye folk.

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      FashionAddict says:

      I go in the bathroom when my hubby takes a dump and vica versa!! But 3 times a day is kind of a lot, is it not?
      __________________________________

      this lady at my job stay running to the bathroom. she claims u supposed to go like a baby. eat, poop, eat poop.

      she doesnt actually eat, she only drinks green vegetable smoothies. i havent seen her consume any actual food in years. thats why i said, Gabby has an eating disorder and in hollywood they think thats cute.

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      Diva says:

      Gabby is literally in a ****ty situation. :rofl:

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      Bad Influence says:

      LuVnnnnnnnn :hug: hi hunty!

      *hands GIGI an electric blankie* :D

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      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      Miss J :spank: Get off this blog and git to the doctor.
      We cool.. we some of us :winky: and all but don’t die for us :stop:
      But if you do die… I know somebody that can sing at your fune. She’s been pardoned and is ready for us :grin:

    44. 44
      luVn_liFe... says:

      MisTake . . I SEEnt YO excuse :tea:

      IONo where B’s at. :shrug:

      @SOTHERN Meka IM SUre will be aiight, she’s been living at that place rent free and collecting 8K a month in CS. Im SURE meka has been saving for this day,Right?

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Yes @Missyj you need to be in the doctor office rat naw. Something aint right.

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      SouthernPrincess says:

      I think she is so classless!

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      Bird says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Kim Zolciak and Kroy had to apply for a 300K loan to complete the renovations on “Zolciak manor”

      Kroy is gonna be digging Ditches Next yr to try and keep up with all their DeBt
      ********************

      Poor Kroy. That woman is going to bleed him dry.

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      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      Gabby has an eating disorder and in hollywood they think thats cute.
      ________________________
      You know wha…. she might be. You solved the case!!!
      *pins Scooby Doo badge of you* :trophy:

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      missyJ says:

      I need a doctor’s appointment. I feel like I’m falling apart… been getting heart palpitations, weak nails, and my anemia has been off the charts.
      _________________________________

      mine was too. had to buy me some ferrous sulfate (liquid iron). started getting the beef stir fry at kobeyaki too. get well soon. that anemia will take you down if you let it.

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      Gigi26 says:

      When I did my smoothie cleanse I shyyted non stop :whew: but after I added solids back to my diet it slowed. Solids takes longer. But if she’s adding flaxseeds to her drinks, then I can see 3x a day.

      But too much fiber is not a good thing.

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      LesBinLuv says:

      Ayyyeeeee Orange B just made me collapse…not a eating disorder and sheoneno…I’m deeaadddddd! LMAO

    52. 52
      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      Luvie it weren’t an excuse :cry: I lub you
      Tameka getting paper.. she is about to be on a new show. Dare I say the cast looks great: Torrie Hart (Kevin) Monyetta (Neyo) and some others that escape me…. :thinking:

    53. 53
      LesBinLuv says:

      #20…futher murdered me! LLLSSSSSSSSS

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      @Luvvie I hope she has cause shet is real out here.

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Bird says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      Kim Zolciak and Kroy had to apply for a 300K loan to complete the renovations on “Zolciak manor”

      Kroy is gonna be digging Ditches Next yr to try and keep up with all their DeBt
      ********************

      Poor Kroy. That woman is going to bleed him dry.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Im sure he’ll be cut this season. His mother Im sure is SO disappointed .

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      weFukNorNah says:

      I can’t do flax seeds no more..was fuggin up my diverticulitis

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      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      When grown people say dookie it makes me giggle. It’s so childish.. but I say it :rofl:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Mistake
      GOOD For Meka, I’d hate to see her living the life of ShioVaughn Funchess
      :tea:

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      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      weFukNorNah says:

      I can’t do flax seeds no more..was fuggin up my diverticulitis
      ______________________
      I ain’t got time to pretend or google. WHAT DAT MEAN :eek:

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      Sandra Rose says:

      luVn_liFe says:

      s/N SandriTa why didnt U report on Tameka haVing to move out of Ursher’s House?
      he sold
      _______________

      I broke that story on Twitter. I tweeted about the home last week and Tameka responded with a joke. I didn’t think it was worthy of a post. :shrug: Young Jeezy’s condo also sold for about a mil.

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      @MicCheck.. I read the bus driver post and that story is awesome suace. Yall still together?

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      I have two teaspoons of Ground Flax Seed in my cornflakes every morning.
      as soon as I wake up and hve my 1st cup of straight Blk Coffee, it’s time to go.
      :thumbsup:

      I eat rather healthy. Been working on No Meat once a week. Im gonna try and go vegan..
      But ION Poop three times a day :blink: thats odd

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Poor Kroy. That woman is going to bleed him dry.
      (((((((((((
      I will not cry for Kroy Argentina because I believe to my soul his azz knew exactly what he was getting with Kims fertile Myrtle azz.

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :huh:

      :tea:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      I can’t do flax seeds no more..was fuggin up my diverticulitis
      ______________

      no idea what that is but i do know that flax is estrogen and no good for ppl with fibroids.

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      FashionAddict says:

      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      Miss J Get off this blog and git to the doctor.
      We cool.. we some of us and all but don’t die for us
      But if you do die… I know somebody that can sing at your fune. She’s been pardoned and is ready for us

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      MisTaken!! Who do you have to sing at the funeral, Porsha?

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Diverticulitis is when u have small sacs in your colon so digesting peanuts..seeds..can get caught in those pouches and make it harder to digest

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      Caramel Rain says:

      MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba says:

      When grown people say dookie it makes me giggle. It’s so childish.. but I say it.
      ***********
      I hate the term doo doo :eek:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Poor Kroy. That woman is going to bleed him dry.
      (((((((((((
      I will not cry for Kroy Argentina because I believe to my soul his azz knew exactly what he was getting with Kim
      ~~~~~~~~~~~
      He thought he re-furbished her well :shrug:

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      Caramel Rain says:

      Willie, you too young to have diverticulitis.. You have GERD?

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      SOTHERNGRL says:

      I broke that story on Twitter. I tweeted about the home last week and Tameka responded with a joke. I didn’t think it was worthy of a post. Young Jeezy’s condo also sold for about a mil.
      **********************
      Where my prize at woman I said you did. See how I be paying attention

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      weFukNorNah says:

      @caramel I gave Gerd.. simple things give me acid reflux

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      Caramel Rain says:

      Dang Willie, so no citrus, tomato based sauces, beef, nuts and stuff for you..That sucks.

      I had to change my whole diet to more plant based food. Reflux is not the business.

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      Yes, Nikki, we still togevvah :love:
      Career choices aside, I do believe that it’s more about the person he is and always was… it’s just that simple, to me. The part that blows me away and lets me know there is a Gawd somewhere is that we found each other and are so well-suited for each other. I met a nice lawyer dude one time, but he was also trying to convince me to step out on the one i was with at the time, and that was a red flag for me, so, yeah, i say look inside the book even if the cover doesn’t initially appeal to you… :shrug:

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      Gigi26 says:

      Luvn :thumbsup: i’ve switched over to only lean proteins now so i’m only consuming turkey and chicken breast (grain fed only) and mostly veggies, and I see a complete difference in the way my body processes food.

      I recently ate some non clean stuff and when I say I was in serious pain?! :no:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      I know caramel it’s not..even tea gives me heartburn

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      Diva says:

      Dookie dookie doo doo :nana:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      I don’t eat meat like that anymore..If I do its gotta be plain..no sauces

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      I go 3 times tew Gabby! :nana:
      Twice in the a.m. and once in the p.m. So there! AND I close the door! :lol:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      My gf wants a chaise lounge for valentine’s day… what happened to flowers n candy…spensive hoes

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      I see a complete difference in the way my body processes food.
      ~~~~~~~~
      DO TELL GIGI :bounce:

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      Poor Kroy
      ^^^
      What happened? :popcorn:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      My gf wants a chaise lounge
      ~~~~~~~~~
      NICE.
      I want some Waterford Crystals :)

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      weFukNorNah says:

      I see Brad Pitt got a crush on lupita.. He better bag da fugg up

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      NotHing really SmurfeTTe, we wer talking about the 300K loan Kim\Kroy had to take out to finish “zolciak Manor”

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Lemme Google Waterford crystals…yall new found hoes got taste these days.. I like to fugg with women whose couches don’t match

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      I like to fugg with women whose couches don’t match
      :rofl: A piece from here, a piece from there! :rofl:

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      FuggnOrWhat… Well, at least it’s something that benefits both of you and your home.

      MicCheck.. Im glad to hear that. :yahoo: I might just show him some of my teef at breakfast tomorrow.

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      MsB2u says:

      t #2?ing all exposed is just nasty heffa!
      ————————–

      :cosign:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Yall see where mychal Kendricks recorded a message for rihanna since she made him her man crush.. He bout to get that Bajan puzzy

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      On topic: so this bish thinks all this stupid talk is cute huh :eek:

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      luVn_liFe… says:

      NotHing really SmurfeTTe, we wer talking about the 300K loan Kim\Kroy had to take out to finish “zolciak Manor”

      ______________

      Are they really calling it that? Did Kroy take HER last name? Let him keep on ackin slow, he gon’ wind up being one of her dependents, sitting on the porch helping babysit his little son-brothers while she ‘go over some papers’ with the insurance man upstairs… :nono:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :smack:

      GAWD RL! :hahaha:

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      Just Looking says:

      :wtf:

      This is VERY unlady like, everyone goes to the bathroom, a couple of times a day, especially is you drink 8 glasses of water a day and eat plenty of fruits and veggies.

      Step 1 and Step 2 is what all mammals do. There is NO need to leave the bathroom door open. :vomit:

      There are things that mista don’t need to see or smell. Step 2 and lady in red coming to town.

      Do she think she a dude?

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Yea DTTS u know ppl whose furniture don’t go together. .bish got plates from everyone else house and Mcdonald sweet tea cups

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      THING ON, yes its “Zolciak Manor” Which struck me as odd, umhh shouldnt it Be Case de Bierman?

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      while she ‘go over some papers’ with the insurance man upstairs
      _________________________________________________________________
      :dead:

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      Okay @Nikke, I’m rooting for you :yahoo:

      (but check his credit and how many kids/baby mamas he got too) :tea:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :chase: GONE SOME WHERE!!weFukNorNah says:

      Yea DTTS u know ppl whose furniture don’t go together. .bish got plates from everyone else house and Mcdonald sweet tea cups
      ~~~~~
      Im over here laughing like a hyena trying to not laugh loud. :chase: GIT!

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      bish got plates from everyone else house
      __________________________________________________________
      :facepalm: In all fairness, I had two sets of matching dishes but folks carrying them outta my house and Im carrying theirs into mine…

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      weFukNorNah says:

      My gf goes to Ireland a lot I can see if she can get Waterford crystal for cheap ok

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      @MicCheck… will do.

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      Just Looking says:

      Having a bowel movement 3 times a day is NOT unusual

      If you are going only a couple times a week, when you do go, it probably smells like something crawled out your arse and died. Add more raw vegetables, water and less meat. Futhermore this could be why one breath may be stank.

      A normal stool should not be either unusually hard or soft, and you shouldn’t have to strain unreasonably to pass it.

      #thingsyoushouldknow

      #helpful

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      JMO says:

      weFukNorNah says:

      Yea DTTS u know ppl whose furniture don’t go together. .bish got plates from everyone else house and Mcdonald sweet tea cups
      ___________________________________________________

      :ashamed:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Lol..I can’t eat off a Styrofoam plate.. I take pride in the presentation of food

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      Just Looking says:

      got plates from everyone else house and Mcdonald sweet tea cups :ashamed:
      ________________
      More proof you don’t cook.

      :kona:

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      my cousin still got them garfield mcdonalds mugs from 1988 :wail:

      half of obie all missing. :rofl:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Everyone got those white plates with the navy blue trim

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      weFukNorNah says:

      My gf goes to Ireland a lot I can see if she can get Waterford crystal for cheap ok
      :bounce: Owwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :bounce:
      Im gonna start collecting :D i have a lil something on the way now.
      Buttt I need some :eek: more :eek:

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      So all u wanna come out and play when I’m locked back up at work!! :mad:

      But Hey Yall :waves:

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      @NikkeMinxx says:

      *sits down with JMO* Dawg, what we ‘posed to do? Just keep buying dishes? When I take food from someone’s house I look for one of my plates first. Im tryna get the whole set byke.

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      weFukNorNah says:

      LuvN u gonna have to pay me back :lick:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Lol..I can’t eat off a Styrofoam plate.. I take pride in the presentation of food
      ___________________________

      i rather eat straight out the pot :nono: im not bougie by no means but i dont do disposable cutlery or dishes. ppl be posting their food on facebook on paper plates. naw man :no: you just dont do that

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      Jmo :spank: throw them plastic cups AWAY! They’ll kill you! They are meant for one time consumption! Not to be heated, frozen, etc. :mad: Look at the bottom of the cup! It has a 5 or 7! Toss it! :cuss:

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      You ain’t slick rwilli… where Keya at to add Waterford to the list? :rolleyes:

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      Yall seen them plastic plates that look like paper plates? :rofl:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Yes bishes be posting pics I be like where your greens. .u got all that fuggin starch

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      Orange Blossom says:

      my cousin still got them garfield mcdonalds mugs from 1988 :wail:

      half of obie all missing. :rofl:

      :rofl: I still got the muppets one with Kermie on it :dead:

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      adds :oldman: to #119 …cause she went hard! :rofl:

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      JMO says:

      @weFukNorNah

      *kanye voice* YOU AINT GOT THE ANSWERS ‘weFukNorNah’!

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Lol @isthisthing. .. gotta work it out some way

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      weFukNorNah says:

      LuvN u gonna have to pay me back :lick:
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      AWH DAMN GINA!

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      JMO says:

      Thats the last time I invite YO ASS over to my house :rollseyes:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Lol @jmo

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      :chase: I’m cleaning them cupboards! :hahaha:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Yall follow cookingforbae

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      Just Looking says:

      Today I had 5 to 7 ounces of cabbage, 32 ounces of coconut water, 32 ounces, pumpkin muffin of water…Nobody needs to know what I do in stall farthest from the door on the floor where hardly nobody sits.

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      WELP I guess Ima leave earlier tuhday, gotta hit these two consignment shops see what they got…MAYbe a hidden gem, some waterford OR SOMETHING
      :rolleyes:

      RL damn dream killer!

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      JMO says:

      @NikkeMinxx says:

      *sits down with JMO* Dawg, what we ‘posed to do? Just keep buying dishes? When I take food from someone’s house I look for one of my plates first. Im tryna get the whole set byke.
      _________________________________________________

      :shrug: :lol:

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      I go about once every 1.5 weeks. I know yall off topic though. :shrug:

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      Jmo, it’s snowing now (fast and thick) :scared:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks. ~
      ~~~~~~~~~~~
      GO WHERE TO THE GYM????

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Jk luvN. U know ion want your goodies

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      weFukNorNah
      Nah, but I’ve heard about that user. I need to follow.

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      DTTS
      Dont get stuck on the freeway :eek:

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      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks. I know yall off topic though. :shrug:
      Still? I thought you were “going more” by now. What the doc say?

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      Just Looking says:

      @lazy hiefers JMO and The Syndicate Director – Keep them plastic containers from all THE places you eat out at… and give them your guest. GO to the dollar store and buy a set….Start there.

      :rofl:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      weFukNorNah says:Jk luvN. U know ion want your goodies
      ~~~~~~~~
      NO Jokey JOKEY?

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks. I know yall off topic though.

      ____________________

      this comment and that pickle though :no:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Alex..how bout those OKC thunder lol

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      :huh: ALEX? Thats Not Normal or GOOD.

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      Just Looking says:

      I go about once every 1.5 weeks.
      ________
      How your tummy feel? So many questions, but :hug:

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      luVn_liFe… says:

      DTTS
      Dont get stuck on the freeway :eek:

      *speaking through clenched teeth*
      It’s called thee Expressway :tea:

      :lol: But for real, I’m good! Got my car stocked and ready in case I get stuck :rofl:

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      DTTS
      :no: I take fiber but it just gives me gas. Pres meds don’t really work. Iono.

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Hell naw…. I got me a bad ole brownie on my squad..ya feel me cuz.lol

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      weFukNorNah says:

      I boo boo in silence to make sure nothing cuts off my turd prematurely

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      Got my car stocked and ready in case I get stuck
      ~~~~~~~~~
      CTHU!

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      weFukNorNah says:

      I boo boo in silence to make sure nothing cuts off my turd prematurely
      ~~~~~~~~~
      Im oUT :ghost:

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      @Just Looking
      It feels ok today but it always look like one of those children from Africa in those commercials…..pot belly. :wails:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Lmao

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      Just Looking says:

      When I got out of hospital I was a couple of days behind…and….NEver mind. :tape:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Yes bishes be posting pics I be like where your greens. .u got all that fuggin starch
      ________________________________________

      :smh: everything on your plate should not be the same color. i recently tried purple cabbage. tastes just like green cabbage but its much much smaller. cook and season it the same. :yes:

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      weFukNorNah says:

      I boo boo in silence to make sure nothing cuts off my turd prematurely

      __________________

      :facepalm: okay Gabby :rolleyes:

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      weFukNorNah
      They deserved to lose last night. Nobody but Bron & Bosh played past the 1st quarter.

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      EL CHA CHA says:

      YALL FUKKN WITH THE :newpost: OR NAH?

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      prematurely

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
      ===========
      Alex, have you ever had a colonoscopy?

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Errng blossom..ima try that..throw some bacon grease in there lol

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Nah cha cha

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      Just Looking says:

      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      @Just Looking
      It feels ok today but it always look like one of those children from Africa in those commercials…..pot belly. :wails:
      ___________
      of course it does, you have stool in you hunti, lots of it. Tonight drink you some warm water and Fresh lemon 1/2 or two tablespoons. Three full glasses. You could be potentially walking around with 20 pounds of waste….

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      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      DTTS
      I take fiber but it just gives me gas. Pres meds don’t really work. Iono.
      ________________________

      drink a lot more water, do something to improve your circulation (jog, walk, yoga), eat better. try miralax.

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Alex u still got last year’s shyt inside of u… you better go grab you some castor oil

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      Just Looking says:

      love purple cabbage and shaved brussel sprouts

      Just try sauteing with a olive oil and balsamic vinegar. *tasty :eat:

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      Yeah, that castor oil did work when we were little.

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      JMO says:

      @DTTS it is snowing?? *sigh*

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      Just Looking says:

      *castor oil – Tread lightly with that… that girl be done SHAT all over herself. You gotta do that on Saturday morning, cause if you do it before you go to bed, you may have to throw out your entire set of linen. :kona:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Castor oil cures everything

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Nothing wrong with chiyting on ya self. .u can get a check if u do it In public and act crazy

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      @just
      Lol. Yeah, I know. I was diagnosed with chronic constipation when I was a teen. I work on it but it gets frustrating.

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      weFukNorNah says:

      Nothing wrong with chiyting on ya self. .u can get a check if u do it In public and act crazy

      _________________________

      :hahaha:

      finally, something useful you can include in the book :rofl: :rofl:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Alex so when ppl say Alex u fulla shyt…kinda literal. . Oh the irony

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      weFukNorNah

      :lol: yeah but luckily I’m one of those who never gets told that. Me so sweet!

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Y we care bout someone getting their license?

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      weFukNorNah
      Yall were talmbout him yesterday so I guess she said there u go. :shrug:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Uh huh @alex… so once again.. what up with the heat lol

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      Just Looking says:

      I’m gonna pass on that kind of check… :facepalm:

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      cause it’s a crack… I mean a break baby!

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Oh that man child. .

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      weFukNorNah says:

      His mom did the voice on family guy..lemon pledge

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Well just looking..When times get rough that’s a tip

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      Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:

      weFukNorNah

      :lol: yeah but luckily I’m one of those who never gets told that. Me so sweet!
      :cosign: :yes:
      =========
      Jmo, Itissss :eek: Visibility is about 2 1/2 blocks :blink:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Oh I ain’t see it..calm down. ….loll…sore loser

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      Just Looking says:

      :pray: They NEVER EVER get that rough

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      weFukNorNah says:

      U can get a small loan from me :lick:

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      IsThisThingOn...Turn my Mic Byke On! :mad: says:

      if you don’t get somewhere and go sing in the mirror! :chase:

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      weFukNorNah says:

      Lol

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      Crickett says:

      I do the do 3X a day too. I have a fast motility digestive system, doctor said it was my body’s way of cleansing itself. Coffee, orange juice, mexican food and milk are my laxatives.

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      Gigi26 says:

      @Luvn: Sorry I dozed off lmao but it’s much faster and I’m less constipated. All them preservatives and junk slow down my disgestive process. I go at least 2ice a day :yes:

      I can’t do no meatless diet but i’ve started cooking my chicken with olive oil instead of vegetable oil and there’s a profound difference. I don’t feel “heavy” after I eat at all.

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      @Gigi

      I use olive oil too but I can’t feel the difference. Might be those hot wangs I eat. No telling what kind of oil they use.

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      Sakeena says:

      Even with a high fiber diet that’s not normal. She’s consuming too much fat. Since she’s not fat I wonder if she’s bullimic?

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      10 years this Spring and I still run water/courtesy flush, etc.

      Ever heard of poopourri? (See YouTube) highly recommend!

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      LongLegged says:

      THE IGNORANCE – a healthy body DOES go up to 2-3 times a day; especially if, like me, also is on a HIGH FIBER DIET!!!! You are suppose to **** every time you eat. If you don’t your body is not breaking down the food you eat properly (google it and start taking a probiotic)…smh. This is why most AMERICANS are fat b/c they don’t realize there bodies are not processing food properly and expelling. And then you sit here and co-sign bad information…smh.

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      Jessie says:

      Having a bowel movement three times per day for people who eat properly. It only seems unusual if a person’s diet is full of sugar and junk. Gabby eats a diet high in fiber, so of course, she’s going to go 3x per day…or more. Good for her, she’s healthy!

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