Guest Post: Omar Slim White Talks About Sex

Omar Slim White

Click the link to read a guest post by Omar Slim White.

Let’s talk about SEX!!!

Have you ever had sex that was so good that you didn’t want to leave that person afterwards?

The chemistry was so strong that you could feel this “connection” on a spiritual level?

Remember the article I wrote about the energy which flows through a couple as they “open” their vessel during this intimate act?

Well basically a man is a KEY and a Woman is a Locked DOOR so when a man unlocks a woman, a vortex is created which allows this Cosmic energy to Flow through both Vessels which is why the bible speaks about marriage and allowing GOD to Enter this Union

(Marriage in the humanly sense is superficial as it only identifies your status with your local government for tax purposes… Hence the reason most marriages fail statistically)

True Marriage is True Spiritual Bond…
(There’s nothing wrong with Ceremonies, only if the intentions are pure)

GOD is energy which flows through everything! Just like the word Allah has the word ALL in the beginning

So having sex should be taken very serious if you understand its power!

Ladies have you ever wondered why Men may feel the need to “leave” after he reaches his Orgasm?

If the man did a good job of Charging the woman up spiritually then it makes her want to hold him and not let him go but if the Man doesn’t feel the return on his investment (Semen Released) then he feels drained and has the Urge to Flee.

Men I’m sure you’ve experience this feeling, where after you release it caused you to make an excuse and leave… (“Hey baby I have a meeting” or “Hey baby I have to hit the gym”)

This is why people should stop having sex if you’re not connected to that person spiritually

Every time a man ejaculates he releases 200-500 million sperm cells which is enough to populate the entire United States of America
(Men stop wasting your seed unnecessarily)
Ladies if you want a GODLY man then raise your energy/spirit to the highest levels possible to attract that in which you seek

Men the same goes for you!

It takes two to Tangle!

TWO electrical beings who are divinely connected have the ability to open a portal of cosmic energy which is why it makes you feel so GOOD spiritually when you connect with a partner of Like caliber

Anything of lower vibration cannot withstand this higher vibration of energy that flows through both beings which explains this Euphoria you feel afterwards

Peace…

  • Gigi26

    Uhhh idk man…he comes off as a weirdo.

    And brother, i’ll HAPPILY take the LEGAL marriage over a SPIRITUAL one only ANYDAY OF THE WEEK. I’m guaranteed benefits under the prior. Last I checked, if you’re dying and you’re spiritually married, you are not entitled to shyt, meaning his/her family can come and claim EVERYTHING that is their relatives and leave you out in the cold.

    And EQUALLY YOKED is the term you must mean brother Slimm? Is that what you were doing to sister Vivica?

  • Trendsetter

    :facepalm:

  • Hearts~n~Kisses

    I thought this here was a family oriented blog?

  • http://www.sandigrows.com Kah The Magnificent

    Is he a FOB?

    :sigh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    “(Marriage in the humanly sense is superficial”

    ______________

    He is so profound.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    :think: FOB, huh?

    :tape:

    The jokes write themselves.

  • felinelurker

    whaaaaa?????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Isn’t there a MAN LAW against men taking selfies? :rofl: I thought I read that but they still at it, I see :lol:

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    :huh: NO MA’AM!!! NO SIR!!!! NO YELLA JESUS :nun: Auntie wants my log-in sewwwwwwwwwww bad but she ain’t finna get it with this :warning: TRAP POST :warning: …. :nono: BYE!!!! :steer:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Hey, yo @Man…..

    Come get ya boy :rofl:

  • Matchsticks

    :)

  • anw_rootbeer

    I only logged in to say…”they bout to drag him” HOOD VOICE

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Have you ever had sex that was so good that you didn’t want to leave that person afterwards?
    The chemistry was so strong that you could feel this “connection” on a spiritual level?
    *****************
    You aint feel none a dis for Aunt Viv or yall would still be together.:crying:

  • Hearts~n~Kisses

    :waves: If you love you login you will follow suit. :kona:

  • Who Dat

    bible
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Capital “B” please about the Good Book.

    It takes two to Tangle
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    Do you mean…Tango?

    This is why people should stop having sex if you’re not connected to that person spiritually
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Were you connected to Viv? And lets talk for a second…she got pus due to wig glue on that forehead…dont she? You can tell me…I wont tell nobody. Promise.

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    :rofl:
    :hahaha:
    :haha:
    :lol:
    :dead:
    :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    SR, give us some background on Slimm.

    Education?
    Hobbies?

  • VDot

    Ladies have you ever wondered why Men may feel the need to “leave” after he reaches his Orgasm?

    _________________

    :no: Them niggas be :zzz:, then wake up wanting to :hump: again. :yes:

    Let me go read the rest.

  • Wasting time

    :cry:
    :rofl:
    :hahaha:
    :hahaha:
    :rofl:
    I’m really crying, I wasn’t ready!

  • Who Dat

    The jokes write themselves
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    And the ones that dont…I got it. With a lil help from my (blog) frens….

  • Gigi26

    SR, give us some background on Slimm.

    Education? NONE
    Hobbies? Clearly writing hogwash and publishing it as “knowledge”

    :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Affilitations?
    Organizations?

    I need more info to form my thoughts here :lol:

  • felinelurker

    It takes two to Tangle
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    Do you mean…Tango?

    ***********************************

    @Dub, I caught this too but didnt say anything cuz i esscared…:ban:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *Affiliations

  • VDot

    He is so profound.

    ___________________________

    Deep as a puddle. I’m not worthy as a student :no:

    :lol:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :nono: No suh

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    :rofl:
    Finally, something to get through this last 60 minute push.

    When Sandra come thru, she REALLY comes thru, huh? :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    GG, no education? :shocked:
    ———-
    Man is gonna have a field day and tell us all that he was right about that hat yall!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    And the ones that dont…I got it. With a lil help from my (blog) frens….
    ________________________

    DUBB!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!! :no: :no: I’M CRINE!! :crying1: :crying1: :crying1:

  • Wasting time

    I’m gonna :kona: I covet my login.

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I ain’t even read nothing yet
    :crying1:

  • Gigi26

    I betchu this nigga sells Herbalife on the side :rofl:

  • Hearts~n~Kisses

    Do you mean…Tango?

    ________________

    See I was….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    VDot says:

    He is so profound.

    ___________________________

    Deep as a puddle. I’m not worthy as a student :no:

    :lol:

    Hey V.
    That made me think of my song that I sing whenever it’s called for….. :whistle: Hopeless, Like a penny with a hole in it :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    my eyes see 4th sunday, women-in-white stockings :crying1:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    i’ll HAPPILY take the LEGAL marriage over a SPIRITUAL
    ****************************
    You better cause you can take that legal piece of paper and get you some chit if anything happen. With that spiritual sh!t you cant get nothing but a oh fa real, I hate that happened, Uh Huh. Next. let me help this person with some legal paperwork.

  • VDot

    I want somebody to explain his get up. Or on second thought, naw. There’s no explaining it. :lol:

  • Hearts~n~Kisses

    Education? NONE
    Hobbies? Clearly writing hogwash and publishing it as “knowledge”

    ________________

    Tyrese Gibson?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    can somebody help me get byke downstairs… i’m CRINE so bad my eyes is bline-ded :crying1:

  • Matchsticks

    Gigi26 says:

    I betchu this nigga sells Herbalife on the side :rofl:
    ___________

    OMG HELLLLLPPP!!! :wail: I’m leaving before I get in trouble!

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Is he a FOB?
    ***************
    Yeparoni. Love that login baby love that login

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    But why this picture :huh: is this a trap post :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

    I ain’t even read nothing yet
    :crying1:

    BETchew ATE SOMETHING THOUGH! :nana:
    :kona:

  • VDot

    StrangerDanger :waves:

  • Who Dat

    makes her want to hold him and not let him go
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Even though EYE try……… EYE caint leggoooooooooo..
    Something in-yo eyes captures my SOUUUUUUUUUULLLL
    You’re all I LOVE… I cainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt leggooooo

    Dat 1992 Mimi.

    :headphones:

  • Wasting time

    Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

    can somebody help me get byke downstairs… i’m CRINE so bad my eyes is bline-ded :crying1:
    _______________________________

    Hold on to me (BIC Voice)
    I’m going too !!

  • Gigi26

    Worse than Tyrese :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    What in the free internet hell.. :no:

  • KyCakes

    @Bomb I’m coming witchu cause I will not, shall not, can not :nono:

    :steer:

  • VDot

    Education? NONE
    Hobbies? Clearly writing hogwash and publishing it as “knowledge”

    ___________________

    :stop:

    He is the poster child for Mt. Everst. :coffee: Don’t deny him of his edumacation :no:

  • missyJ

    Phone posting quick to say lilmissy ain’t gon get famous offa dis class. They got a Miley Cyrus up in chere

    Oh and to all dis write up :huh: I must just caint handle it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :hi: to whomever is gonna write in about this, to SR :lol: :lol:

  • KyCakes

    :rofl: @GiGi *le Sigh*

    So….naw. Nevamind

  • Gigi26

    Hey i’m just :thinking: here…

    I remember brother slimm was promoting the use of shower filters so we can be bathed in pure waters :yes: *cues Prince a la Purple Rain*

    I wonder if Sister Vivica was allowed to bathe with him, so they can be..you know Spiritually connected?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hold on to me (BIC Voice)
    ___________

    :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    OutsidetheBox says:

    What in the free internet hell.. :no:

    *grabs & holds onto yew* WHere you been friend, where you bean? :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    OH GAWD. :facepalm:

    *tries to wave OTB away* :waves:

    :crying1: :crying1:

  • http://chocolatecandybox.blogspot.com XanBeans

    “It takes two to Tangle!” – Omar “I Don’t Understand The Idiom” White

  • EL CHA CHA

    DRAYA…CAN YOU COME SERVE THIS NICCA MANE :box:

  • Who Dat

    What in the free internet hell..

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    thought u had to have a work email addy to play in da garden???? Some folks that does not apply too. I am not saying no names but @partypromoter dot com is not a work email addy but hey…to each.

  • VDot

    What’s that peen print looking like? I tried zooming in, but it was coming in a little short. :huh:

  • KyCakes

    :whistle:
    I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain; I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would ever end…

    *files nails*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    yes, you hug her DTTS.. i aint got the skrenf… (and while you hug’n her, please drag her husky self byke from whence she came) i already can’t breeve *holds chest and cries* :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Did he really mean tangle? I hate when people mess with long established lingo.

    Anyway, I like the write up.

  • KyCakes

    :rofl:
    *wheezes*

  • Gigi26

    I Don’t Understand The Idiom

    :crying:

  • KyCakes

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Did he really mean tangle?
    ——————————————————–
    :yes: :sad: :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “It takes two to Tangle!” – Omar “I Don’t Understand The Idiom” White
    ___________

    OMFG WHEW are you? Cause I like ya.

    I JUST SAID THAT. :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :wail: :wail: Im bout to leave. I caint.

  • VDot

    :thinking: Does this nucca have a blog or is he at home :pc: up these deep posts and just sending to you Auntie? I can picture him at a student desk, beanie on his head, Frankincense essential oil on his wrists, incesnse burning in the background, just a :pc: away.

    Go head on Brother Slim! :waves:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hello Friend Hello! :hug: I am working. Tryna do right by my employers…before I ask for more. :lol: Vendor just made me mad tho so here I am. :tea: You know it dont take much to get me to filing these jail nails.

  • EL CHA CHA

    SANDRA GON STUFF DACK IN OUR FACE AND CALL IT “GUEST POST” :think:

  • Who Dat

    “It takes two to Tangle!”
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    This goes in with Trouble Dont Last Always for me.

  • OutsidetheBox

    PHATCAKES What is that in your gravi? Female or nahh? :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Frankincense essential oil on his wrists
    _____________

    W H YYYYYYyyyyyyyyy on his wrists. :crying1:

    ( :kiss: )

  • UpgradedLurker

    The blog is going to be all default gravis tomorrow…

  • Who Dat

    :2dance: <<< Two emotis Tanglin

  • OutsidetheBox

    He is so profound.
    _________

    This chit here. I cannot stand yall. :heart:

    (I AM FUKKING CRYING)

  • Apparition

    What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That’s right don’t be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.

  • Who Dat

    The blog is going to be all default gravis tomorrow
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I give it by 7 p.m. EST TAH-DAY.

    I am probably going FOIST. << Like Muddy Waters In Caddy Records

    *runs head foist into the bullshat*

    Tell @Prynn I love her

  • VDot

    My OTBayBay :hug: :kiss: I be missing you and shit :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Did he really mean tangle?

    __________________

    Well, in a “humanly sense” I think it actually fits. :rolleyes:
    He is so profound.

  • Wasting time

    :bye: Good Night Roses!
    Those of you who make it; see you tomorrow.
    Those of you who don’t …. see you on the flip side!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Some chit is worF it UL. Worf it I tell you..

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    So I shouldn’t read it? :rotfl:
    Lemme screen shot this before it disappear :pc:

  • KyCakes

    @Bizzle that is YMCMB’s newest signee…His, or,’scuse me miss, HER name is Young Thug or some such happy horseshit…

  • OutsidetheBox

    Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
    ___________

    LMFAAOOOOOOOOOO Why dont yall just get the hail on :rofl: :rofl:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I am otw to get my kids.. Somebody :pray: save the good parts for me :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *throws my body on the blog*

    Somebodies come and tangle with me!!! :rofl:
    ——–
    On another note, somebody IS buying into this…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    UpgradedLurker says:

    The blog is going to be all default gravis tomorrow…

    __________________

    Sadly, yes… :rofl: :rofl:

  • Matchsticks

    Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
    ____________

    :ghost: …but to end with that tho… :kona:

  • KyCakes

    Who Dat says:

    :2dance: <<< Two emotis Tanglin
    ——————————————————————–
    *shakes fist*
    Damn you, Dub….

    :wail: Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Gigi26

    beanie on his head, Frankincense essential oil on his wrists, incesnse burning in the background,
    ———————————-
    Don’t forget the Herbalife smoothie on his desk :yes:

    And I believe he may wear a Kufi and plays the sweet sounds of Brother Gil-Scott Heron :yes:

    *Snaps and bangs drum*

  • Who Dat

    Every time a man ejaculates he releases 200-500 million sperm cells which is enough to populate the entire United States of America
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    But still not enough to fertilize the egg of one AGING starlet huh?

    Ladies if you want a GODLY man
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Make sure he knows that Bible is spellt with a capital B

    GOD is energy which flows through everything
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :nun: No comment.

  • UpgradedLurker

    I personally thought tangle was a play on words… yep I sure did :tea:

  • KyCakes

    Gigi26 says:

    beanie on his head, Frankincense essential oil on his wrists, incesnse burning in the background,
    ———————————-
    Don’t forget the Herbalife smoothie on his desk :yes:

    And I believe he may wear a Kufi and plays the sweet sounds of Brother Gil-Scott Heron :yes:

    *Snaps and bangs drum*
    ——————————————————————-
    Num Yo ho rang gay keho

    *taps metal vase*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Well, in a “humanly sense” I think it actually fits. :rolleyes:
    He is so profound.
    _________

    I think so too…which is why its even lameR. :confused:

    I think its a valid message if you believe in “energy”..and transferring your energy..If I am not mistaken we have had this lesson before.. :eek:
    But you cannot be corny. He was funnking Aunt Tea Viv. Not Vivica Fox. So he needs to start out like, totes seri-o-so, not reading like quotesdotcom…

  • Just Looking

    :preach: Slim Tight White.

    I’ve had dyck so good, I reached back and slapped that shiat outta dude. Then I caught myself. :tea:

    :kona:

    S/N – It’s something about that pose and them tights, like I don’t even want to read the entire article, I’m going to get his his street clothes.

  • Gigi26

    Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.
    —————————————
    *Plays drums* Yass Brother Apparition YAaaaas *snaps fingas*

    I feel…. a calm serenity…by my spiritual…..husband….we bathe…with filtered waters….he calms me….with his key that releases his seeds…we eat…sunflower seeds….walking towards the sun.

    Be blessed Brethren :yes:

  • VDot

    Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
    _______________________

    :thinking: I’m interested to know his thoughts on homo se.x. Like is there energy being exchanged on the chocolate highway. Does the Key/Lock analogy still fit. Or is it just a Key entering a back door?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I want some Positive Fonting going on :lol:

    Lurkers come on and post :)

  • libra80sbaby

    :hurl: :nono: “Slim”

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Sooo this is the post I have to come back to!? Welp, seeing as how I love my log in, I’m gonna log out till tomorrow when we get a new post. Oh before I go: Evelyn simple behind don’t need to be mad at Wendy for saying what most of us were thinking. The truth must hurt. However, Wendy along with the rest of the world, knows her husband is a clown. No news there. But I see she can’t name the woman. Right. Bye yall

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I personally thought tangle was a play on words… yep I sure did :tea:
    _____________________

    As did I :tea:

    He is so profound.

  • OutsidetheBox

    If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you, Boo! *insert iphone smiley face emote*

    Positive Quotes may change your life. MyPositiveEnergy will..!!!! *insert eggplant iphone emote here*

    ‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

    Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart.. :heart: *smiley face* !!!111!!!111

    -Slimm White

    :eyeroll:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    It takes two to Tangle!
    —————
    Twisted up privates :ghost:

  • Just Looking

    Betcha 5 bucks he changed his phone cover to match his “outfit”

  • OutsidetheBox

    *Snaps and bangs drum*
    ____________

    GTFO. :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    HANNAH is now your friend :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    They bout to burn this brotha’s Twitta & IG with “THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND SUNS” (had to use it)

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    *Plays drums* Yass Brother Apparition YAaaaas *snaps fingas*

    I feel…. a calm serenity…by my spiritual…..husband….we bathe…with filtered waters….he calms me….with his key that releases his seeds…we eat…sunflower seeds….walking towards the sun.

    Be blessed Brethren

    _________

    :chase:
    Lawd… :ghost:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    this is the post I have to come back to!? Welp, seeing as how I love my log in, I’m gonna log out till tomorrow when we get a new post.
    ——-
    You ain’t leaving :tea:
    Ok gotta drive :angry: WHY I GOTTA MISS THIA POST
    Maybe it’s for the best :kona:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’m going to get his his street clothes.
    _________

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    we eat…sunflower seeds….walking towards the sun.
    ______________

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :crying1: You are particularly terrible today. Omgawd :wail:

  • Gigi26

    :rofl: :crying1:

  • Just Looking

    :hug: :happy: MAC

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *holds fingers byke*

  • KyCakes

    VDot says:
    Like is there energy being exchanged on the chocolate highway.
    ———————————————————————
    I….I just don’t know what to font… :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I want brother Slim to embrace his gift and gone head and write that book that’s sitting on his soul. (Bang the drum Gigi!)
    He can’t just give us a little here and a little there :no: the world is waitng on the outpouring, the world, Craig. *sips rosewater*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Who is in this cat’s league? :lol: :lol:

  • Just Looking

    Where is my :popcorn:

    OHHH here :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *sips rosewater*
    ___________

    The pollen down here is terrible. Thats just what Im gonna say when somebody walk up and axe why im crying and snotting and such.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Or is it just a Key entering a back door?
    ____________________

    i AM a living testimony, cause my God didn’t let me spit chai tea all over my keyboard, screen, and printout just cause i wasn’t ready when i read that foolishness up yon! :rolleyes:

    :nun:

  • Jdore

    :newpost: The Obama ladies! :love: them

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Thing :wail:

    If he changed his outfit—- This could be Pimp talk :lol:

  • Sakeena

    Is he wearing a hijab? Serious question.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

    :coffee:

  • MZN

    I actually agree with his post. And if you are vibing on a spiritual level, then you should be vibing legally too.

  • EL CHA CHA

    ALBOY MUST YOU :hahaha:

  • http://www.facebook.com/evieannie speaknoevil

    “If the man did a good job of Charging the woman up spiritually then it makes her want to hold him and not let him go but if the Man doesn’t feel the return on his investment (Semen Released) then he feels drained and has the Urge to Flee.”

    Love this!

  • KSabrena

    What this man was not doing was lying, his personal life aside, he was speaking truth.

  • pointhimout

    I read the first few words of whatever he writes and move on. I don’t care to piece together thoughts of what he’s trying to say. Dude, you’re not deep and can not offer any type advice. I don’t know what platform he’s trying to establish, but relationship or sex advice expert isn’t it. What turns you on might cause the next person to yawn.

  • Afiya

    A man taking a selfie :nono:

    #whereyourfriends

  • BayMami_de4

    Who Dat says:
    :2dance: <<< Two emotis Tanglin

    ———————
    :ghost:

  • LadyN

    Everything has me speechless and blind. :ghost:

  • DoNotDeleteMe

    A big part of the problem is Black men thinking that Black women gives a rat’s rectum about their seld-interested bias. Omar Steroid Tighty White-y is so deep and profound like a kiddie pool!

    :scared:

    I love Auntie Sandra Rose! :love:

  • http://www.landofpure.net

    :hahaha: :hahaha: these Roses?? :ghost:

    OAN i could fee him on a couple points, but he was way off on other points :tea: meh, too each their own :shrug:

  • Lady_L

    I do agree with some of the points he made though….

  • JerseyCat

    Here’s some really funny relationship advice- Check out “Dear
    Bubba” It’s hilarious! http://www.bizarrewordbazaar.com/aks-bubba-10/