Beyonce Upstages Lupita With TIME Magazine Cover

Beyonce covers TIME magazine

Casino singer Beyonce can’t stand to be outshined by anyone. We knew she had something up her sleeve when Kenyan actress Lupita Nyong’o was named People magazine’s “Most Beautiful Woman” yesterday. It was inevitable that Beyonce would try to upstage Lupita and steal her shine.

This morning TIME magazine announced Beyonce topped their list of “100 Most Influential People in the World.” Bey’s honor comes one year after her aging rap star husband Jay Z also used his inside connections to make the cover of TIME‘s Most Influential issue.

Lupita Nyong'o covers People magazine Jay Z covers TIME

The question is how much cash did Beyonce have to spend for TIME to give her the cover in the same week that Lupita covered People magazine? Remember: both of these covers were in the creative process for at least a month. So it isn’t like Beyonce wasn’t aware of Lupita’s cover.

Inside the issue, Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg praised the 34-year-old singer.

“Beyonce has insisted that girls ‘run the world’ and declared, ‘I’m not bossy, I’m the boss,'” Sandberg wrote. “She raises her voice both on- and offstage to urge women to be independent and lead.”

Internal covers inside the magazine feature actor Robert Redford, gay NBA bench rider Jason Collins and General Motors CEO Mary Barra.

Other honorees include Pope Francis, Hillary Clinton, government whistleblower Edward Snowden and music producer Pharrell Williams, among others.



 


  • Wasting time

    :claps: for all these Part Black women getting this mainstream recognition.

    @Mistaken .. I knew it!

  • gbellab

    Bey looks like her sister Sausage wearing a stringy wig.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    gay NBA bench rider Jason Collins
    ______________

    :rofl:

  • San ah make ya dance

    @Wasting exactly. No upstaging anyone. Enough room for all. Give us MORE

  • San ah make ya dance

    I don’t like that hair on her tho. Something looks off

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    you got on the cover of TIME with a bathing suit on.. I mean you honestly couldn’t cover up for TIME MAGAZINE could you bey.. :eyeroll:

  • gbellab

    I like Lupita’s fade better than Jayz

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07711524201116001609 Dark-n-Lovely

    Something about Beyonce’s face doesn’t look right. And at this point it’s all overkill with her and Jay. :shrug:

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    Congrats to steve mcqueen, kerry washington, and richard sherman for also making the list.

  • Wasting time

    Wasting time says:

    @UF
    I’m not ready for that write up
    ________________________________
    I wasn’t ready … :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    You sew tinnnnnn tho… <3

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    Dark-n-Lovely says:

    Something about Beyonce’s face doesn’t look right. And at this point it’s all overkill with her and Jay
    _______________________

    Overexposed to the 10th power :no: I dont even like bey or jay’s music anymore. No thought behind it, Just do shyt because they can…

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’m not bossy, I’m the boss”

    :nun:

  • lilern

    Kudos to Lupita for rocking her NATURAL hair :nun: – Boo to Bey for having horse tail all on her head trying to look white :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran says:

    you got on the cover of TIME with a bathing suit on.. I mean you honestly couldn’t cover up for TIME MAGAZINE could you bey..
    ______________

    I think its supposed to symbolize transparency but there’s nothing wrong with the showing the human body. :shrugs:

    but truth be told, Bey aint wore pants since that single ladies video :lol:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Nothing to see here :eek: Really

  • OutsidetheBox

    Enough room for all.
    ______

    Really. I mean the way ppl act I thought… :eek:

    :lol: :no:

  • kamadiva

    :cloud:

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    Congrats Bey…but imma need for you to ask Porsha for her hair stylist number before you decide to do another cover.

  • OutsidetheBox

    but truth be told, Bey aint wore pants since that single ladies video
    ______

    :hahaha: Terrible.

  • aRoTh

    It’s all about timing. Next folks will say her and Jay brought ALL of the copies of Time to boost sales ratings. :rolleyes:

    Bey’s legs lookin skinty like MINE! Not a good look. :no:

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    but truth be told, Bey aint wore pants since that single ladies video

    ________________

    good point :lol:

  • KyCakes

    Welp…that vag tape is doing a good job! :thumbsup:

    #NoJayZToe

  • San ah make ya dance

    Really. I mean the way ppl act I thought… :eek:
    ————
    :phew:

  • OutsidetheBox

    trying to look white
    _____

    :eek::think: … her features tho? So ethnic. AInt that enough. Where Dubb to tell you about her Creole-ness. :)

  • aRoTh

    but truth be told, Bey aint wore pants since that single ladies video
    _________________________

    Just as naked as Eve in the garden of Eden. LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Congrats to both women.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Tinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

    You had a baby? :bounce:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    :facepalm:

    I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.

    Lord deliver us. Somebody get Redeemed!

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Tinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

    You had a baby?

    ____________________________
    not yet…..she’ll be making her debut in July.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Welp…that vag tape is doing a good job!

    #NoJayZToe
    ______

    :hahaha: :hug: It is aint it. I was trying on swimsuits and the butt was saggy? WTF I was happy but sad. :confused:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    gay NBA bench rider Jason Collins
    ____________
    :rofl:

    That fool there…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07711524201116001609 Dark-n-Lovely

    @The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran says:

    Overexposed to the 10th power I dont even like bey or jay’s music anymore. No thought behind it, Just do shyt because they can…

    —-
    Ok I thought I was the only one. I mean its great they’re successful blah blah but they are overrated and these days we know magazine covers can be bought (see April Vogue).

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.

    Lord deliver us. Somebody get Redeemed!
    ______________________

    :huh: what people and how you know them folks? :eek:

  • Struggleisreal

    Hope I can scrap enough pennies, dimes, nickels and quarters to pick up these periodicals.

    It’s not often people of color grace these periodicals.

    Elated for the three of them.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.

    Lord deliver us. Somebody get Redeemed!
    ________

    :huh: You did not! Stop trolling. :lol:

  • Jamillah

    I hope that’s photoshop because she looks emaciated. I have never seen her look so bad.

  • VDot

    Go Bey, Go Bey :cheer:

    :thankyou: <- Me doing the Partition dance! Empowering and chit :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    not yet…..she’ll be making her debut in July.
    ________

    Awww congrats. :hug: *whispers in your ear that was fass..* Congrats again tho. I love the kids and girls are clearly superior. :eek:

  • jazi65

    :rofl: at this mess right here..NO way in hail is she upstaging Lupita in this fake demure looking photo..and when did she grow lips? did they photoshop jay’s on her face :rofl:

  • Anna

    San ah make ya dance says:

    I don’t like that hair on her tho. Something looks off

    ~~~~~~~~~
    The whole pic is off.

  • Wheres My Check

    I couldnt read past “casino singer”. BAHAHAHAHA

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hope I can scrap enough pennies, dimes, nickels and quarters to pick up these periodicals.
    _______

    :lolsign: When I saw the cover I instantly thought “but Time like 6 dollas!” *Bey stank face* :hahaha: I was like do walmart discount? :no: #stanlife

    SN: Love your nic.

  • VDot

    I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.

    _______________

    :stop: Lies!! Part of being a boss means knowing what lanes to stay in and Bey knows where to :steer: :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Remember: both of these covers were in the creative process for at least a month. So it isn’t like Beyonce wasn’t aware of Lupita’s cover.
    _________________________

    :huh: but how would she know exactly when Lupita’s cover would hit stands, and how much lead time would she have needed to make sure that her cover came out immediately? plus, if she’s got that much pull, why wouldn’t she just have her cover come out first? lastly, folks say she can’t eem read, so how she on top of Time mag’s publishing process? :think:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Go Bey, Go Bey

    <- Me doing the Partition dance! Empowering and chit
    _________

    :2dance:

  • http://www.ejb.kitsylane.com The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.

    Lord deliver us. Somebody get Redeemed!

    ______________________________

    call on BEYSUS… she will redeem you and save you from your sins.. OR at LEAST thats what folks who follow the beyonce religion say :coffee:

  • kamadiva

    <—like her sheer shirt/coverup tho!

  • VDot

    My OTBayBay :hug: :kiss:

  • capricorn83

    So now Bey is controlling magazine release dates?? :rofl: Congrats to her and Lupita…enough room for both

  • kamadiva

    Nice swimsuit since she is a mother nah!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.

    ________________________

    :lol:
    well at least if they ask her what magazines she reads, she’ll be able to cite ‘Time’ :shrug:

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    not yet…..she’ll be making her debut in July.
    ________

    Awww congrats. *whispers in your ear that was fass..* Congrats again tho. I love the kids and girls are clearly superior.
    _________
    Thanks….but, she isn’t even here yet, and she (along with her mother)are already blowing smoke with my money. Bigups to the single parents :phew:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    :think:

    Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?

  • Wasting time

    Yo
    I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
    But Bey ain’t influential huh :tea: She bring ‘em out, good, bad or indifferent :rofl:

  • why?

    Tired of whoreish behavior being promoted…yep she is one of the world’s most influential. No difference for dudes out here coming off like whores. That’s ALL we black folks are given the opportunity to do in the public’s eye? Either whores or violent. Keep making money off of nothing and dragging us down…this woman is seen by the world.

    Took a black woman from and raised in other countries to bring class to the forefront and black MEN are hating on this woman. We are weak. Damn shame.

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    capricorn83 says:

    So now Bey is controlling magazine release dates?? Congrats to her and Lupita…enough room for both
    ______________

    loominattee :tea:

    she do look kinda like sarrica jessicaa parker in this pic tho :thinking:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I didn’t know Jay won it last year :thinking: Two blacks byke to byke… and they murried :claps:
    *passes Bey a chicken wang* :no: She don’t look happy. I don’t care if it’s high fashion :no:

  • Struggleisreal

    lastly, folks say she can’t eem read, so how she on top of Time mag’s publishing process? :think:
    ___________
    Agree, yeap

    Actually, she wouldn’t have to read, I’m sure she has someone to do that to.

    Role up the Partition Please #Next

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?
    =========
    :ghost: At least Man is consistent.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @NANCY
    “I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.

    ________________________

    well at least if they ask her what magazines she reads, she’ll be able to cite ‘Time’ ”
    ________________________________

    :rofl:
    Man.. can you imagine her tryin to read from the teleprompter tho?

    Just get on stage and start twerking and puzzy poppin during the debate. But one thing we know is that Obama azz would support her 100%!

    That nigga there LOVE him some Beyonce!

  • SugarPieHoneybunn

    Okay, congrats BEY, but lets see here…

    That hair aint right. She lookin like one of them Charles Manson killa white gulls from the 70s. :nono:

    And them LIPS aint hern… she know she got skinny lips and baby teeth. SMH :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Thanks….but, she isn’t even here yet, and she (along with her mother)are already blowing smoke with my money. Bigups to the single parents
    __________

    Superior = expenisve too. :hahaha:

    July is like tommorrow! You gotta be getting ready. Sleep now and forever hold your lady, and walk naked, and such. Clock ticking.

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?

    ——————————————-

    Ig-nant just ig-nant :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    To theeee depths of hell to all for not saying new post :shotsfired:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yo
    I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
    But Bey ain’t influential huh She bring ‘em out, good, bad or indifferent
    ________

    I would really like to hear this in The Grand Goon’s Scandal diatribe :hahaha:

  • kamadiva

    @Wasting says:

    Yo
    I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I was thanking the same thang!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    And the folks I bean tessing is up in here now too :blink:

    :chase:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    _@TINK
    Superior = expenisve too.

    July is like tommorrow! You gotta be getting ready. Sleep now and forever hold your lady, and walk naked, and such. Clock ticking.
    ___________________________

    Yeah… gotta have a few more flings too before that “paycheck killer” get here! :lol:

    **make sho’ and get that DNA test too mayne.**
    :coffee:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Joins VDot to do the partition dance. But in my chair tho :thankyou:
    You know DTTS tried to do this? :gossip: She calls her song TRAILER steer: She be like :winky: Driver roll up the tractor trailer please I don’t want you to see DTTS on her cankles :kona:

  • OutsidetheBox

    How Putin on top of the Pope though. :think: Just seems wrong. How Putin mad it at all? I know he is “influential” but where is the responsibility in journalism? Oh wait they put a whore on the cover so.. :eek: I guess human rights violations is cool.

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.

    ———————————————-

    :dead: :rofl: Auntie opened the gates??? :huh:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yeah… gotta have a few more flings too before that “paycheck killer” get here!

    **make sho’ and get that DNA test too mayne.**

    ________

    I swear to gawd :chase: :rofl:

  • Smonae

    YAAAASSSS :applause: She’s the truth, Beyonce dont have to pay for no awards or mag covers :coffee:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Yo
    I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
    _________________________
    Tell ‘em yo office hours BIG RED :rules:
    No new friends no new friends no new friends :no: :no: :

  • OutsidetheBox

    To theeee depths of hell to all for not saying new post
    ______

    *palms raised* I just got here. Aint even been downstairs.

  • Wasting time

    :hahaha: @Man
    I hate and love you at the same darn time at the same darn time :rofl:

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?
    __________

    black dudes? nah. white dudes? prolly. :tea:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Her post always bring out the mental. I’m scared :bite:

  • Wasting time

    Mistaken :hug: You back!! (in Tome Jr VC)

  • SugarPieHoneybunn

    Hell yeah BEYONCE is influential. She has an evergrowing population of sissies that worship her and them tumbleweed lacefronts. Them folks got pull like Jews nowadays. A gay Jew must be walking around like :nun:

    :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @DEM
    “Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?

    ——————————————-

    Ig-nant just ig-nant
    _______________________

    Yall should know by now… when a chick looks “classy” on the surface.. only a matter of time before she wind up with some douche bag nigga wildin out and chit.

    -Whitney Houston
    -Mariah Carey
    -Beyonce
    -Rhianna
    -Michelle Obama (it’s coming)
    :lol:

    So yeah, Lupita goin wind up some crazy azz rapper all turned in out in about two years. Prolly be on Love and Hip Hop-Movie Edition. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    SugahPieHoneyBunch! :hug:

    And 1998-99 Beyonce had lips! :cuss: :karate: She went and got these from the vault..everybody knows! :hahaha:

  • Struggleisreal

    No, one asked me….but she looks like her beautiful Sister Solange.

    By the way I’m :newbie:

  • Matchsticks

    Inside the issue, Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg praised the 34-year-old singer.
    __________

    :lol: Sandra she ain’t 34, she’s a month younger than me and I haven’t even turned 33 yet…

  • San ah make ya dance

    Did this fool say paycheck killer :ghost:

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    Superior = expenisve too.

    July is like tommorrow! You gotta be getting ready. Sleep now and forever hold your lady, and walk naked, and such. Clock ticking.

    ____________________________
    You sound like her….She went on bed rest a few weeks ago, and it seems like almost everyday I get home, I see a box from UPS sitting in the den (we just bought a house in February)talking bout “July will be here soon, we need to get ready.”

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    :violin: Beyonce brings all the crazies to the blog… They say Rita is better than her.. She could teach ya.. but she’d have to charge :kona:

  • OutsidetheBox

    black dudes? nah. white dudes? prolly.
    ______

    Ouch. :| Leto is cute. I mean :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    @Man, i’m just saying, if Sarah Palin can get a VP run, Bey can at least get a diplomatic gig. She at least BEEN somewhere other than her front porch trying to point out Russia from the stoop. (Even Elvis managed to get a presidential appointment as a crusader in the war on drugs, nonetheless.) :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    A gay Jew must be walking around like :nun:
    ____________________

    Max from Happy Endings :love:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    You sound like her….She went on bed rest a few weeks ago,
    ___________________
    :wtf: She having twins???

  • Wasting time

    @San :yes: he did and I’m still :dead:
    That may become Time Jr new “on the low” nick name!

  • OpinionHated

    What happned to Beyonce – she used to be so pretty – she looks dead, hard and old in this pic – kinda like the untouched Lady Gag Versace pics… uggghhh

    I agree these “celebriies” pay to be on the covers they also pay to be listed in Forbes who then overestimate stheir net worth…

  • OutsidetheBox

    -Whitney Houston
    -Mariah Carey
    -Beyonce
    -Rhianna
    -Michelle Obama

    :Ass! :hahaha:

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    MAN to live in your head for ONE day :dead: :rofl: BOY BYE :ghost:

  • kamadiva

    Lupita dates an African rapper from Canada….K’Naan

  • SugarPieHoneybunn

    OutsidetheBox says:
    SugahPieHoneyBunch!

    And 1998-99 Beyonce had lips! She went and got these from the vault..everybody knows!
    __________________
    Hey lady!! :yahoo: You got me crackin up talkin bout BEY went and found some THROWBACK lips from her Destiny Childrenz days LMAO

  • OutsidetheBox

    Beyonce brings all the crazies to the blog… They say Rita is better than her.. She could teach ya.. but she’d have to charge
    __________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    -Michelle Obama (it’s coming)
    =======
    :rofl: :crying1:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :rofl:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I swear I hear more and more women on bed rest these days. No shade but they don’t make ‘em like they used to :rofl: With this last one I was at work and my water broke IN THE ELEVATOR. I stayed at work for one more hour and drove myself :steer: to the hospillah. I had stuff to do. I wasn’t supposed to start leave till the end of the week. Son had the nerve to come early :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Ok OTB :pouty face:

    :chase: CHEDDUP MsOnlyThingSkinnyOnYouIsYoHair :shrug: :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @OPINION
    “What happned to Beyonce – she used to be so pretty – she looks dead, hard and old in this pic – kinda like the untouched Lady Gag Versace pics… uggghhh”
    ___________________

    That’s her actual “husband” in that other “Time Magazine” photo up top. I mean, she is married to him.

    I think one day she realized the stunt went too far and she wound up married and procreating with that hybrid.

    That led her to drinking… :facepalm:

  • OutsidetheBox

    You sound like her….She went on bed rest a few weeks ago, and it seems like almost everyday I get home, I see a box from UPS sitting in the den (we just bought a house in February)talking bout “July will be here soon, we need to get ready.”
    ________

    BOL!!!! :heart: My favorite past time. She is not gonna use half that chit. :hahaha:

  • Dani

    Morning/afternoon all!

    I love Beyonce as much as the next fan but this white washing has to stop!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Lupita dates an African rapper from Canada….K’Naan
    _______

    These just jokes. :) Lupita looks like she sits on faces to me. :wink: :nun:

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

    You sound like her….She went on bed rest a few weeks ago,
    ___________________
    She having twins???
    ____________________
    nope….regarding her blood pressure, but I thought maybe a day or two at the house not two weeks. She’s a PA, so I think she just got a Dr. to write it off so she could stay home and still get paid.

  • kamadiva

    @MisTaken – me too…was in labor at work and the guard wanted to call 911..I told her I would drive myself, don’t have me being the “spectacle”.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    If (when) Michele remarries, he goin be a “ain’t chit” hood azz nigga! Watch what I say! :yes:

    Yall goin learn to listen to me one of these days. :coffee:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Bey up there looking like :pray: For .05 cents a day you can feed me :no:
    Eva baby in the byke like me too :eek:

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    so Michelle Obama gonna marry Kanye? :lol:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    nope….regarding her blood pressure, but I thought maybe a day or two at the house not two weeks
    _______________
    So you want me to feel bad :oops: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

    Bey up there looking like For .05 cents a day you can feed me
    Eva baby in the byke like me too
    ______________

    gone nah! :chase:

  • kamadiva

    @MisTake – Eva baby in the byke like me too

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @OTB
    “Lupita dates an African rapper from Canada….K’Naan
    _______

    These just jokes. Lupita looks like she sits on faces to me.
    ____________________

    :think:

    You think so? She seems too “passive” for all that. She seems the “pillow princess” type. She prolly really nasty but don’t want to initiate it.

    She lay back and be silently hoping that ninja bust all in her face and chit. :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey lady!! You got me crackin up talkin bout BEY went and found some THROWBACK lips from her Destiny Childrenz days LMAO
    _______

    :shrug: We keep jean jackets. She keep parts. Listen try not to judge. :hahaha: :lolsign:

    Yall wrong. :nono: A lil filler aint never hurt nobody. I think she looks more Black than ever! :yes: Her Coachella pics are more recent and she looks good. Color. A lil thin, but she had that drank in her cup. She be back. :hater:

  • Smonae

    “Casino singer Beyonce”
    :rofl: Sandy didnt u shell out the big bucks to go see Mrs Carter :think:

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    If (when) Michele remarries, he goin be a “ain’t chit” hood azz nigga! Watch what I say! :yes:

    ——————————-

    So basically you’re trying to stay the FLOTUS is gonna marry your ain’t chit azz… :rofl: :tea:

  • kamadiva

    @User – more like Gucci Mane! :LOL:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Just because your body is BUILT to handle alladat don’t mean everybodies is too :kona:

    Man :rofl: you’re too much! She from Hyde Park though so she’een got to go the wrapper route :nono: #thatsbeneathhere :tea:

  • Struggleisreal

    Hillary didn’t remarry, she sticking with Slick William **** Clinton.

    **** is short for William, right? Not to be confused with short ****.

  • Matchsticks

    and I :heart: Beyonce…she has been very influential, but let’s be honest, this pic of her up top is completely white-washed…between that unrealistic gap between her thighs and her hard looking face, repeatedly shaved down nose and drab weave…this picture looks a mess….but congrats to her nonetheless…just wished they took a better pic :(

  • Wasting time

    Ain’t this a black and white photo though… I just :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I swear I hear more and more women on bed rest these days. No shade but they don’t make ‘em like they used to With this last one I was at work and my water broke IN THE ELEVATOR. I stayed at work for one more hour and drove myself to the hospillah. I had stuff to do. I wasn’t supposed to start leave till the end of the week. Son had the nerve to come early
    _______

    Fukking pansies. :hahaha: Then be talking about the baby wont come. Ahh no chit. He comfy! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    :rofl: @ Kamadiva!!!

    well Chanel Iman is messing with ASAP Rocky so Man may be on to something :rolleyes:

  • SuthernBelle4

    When Bey get this skinty? Bey the type of girl if she look at a Popeyes box she blow up so either she on that rich white woman diet aka cocaine diet or she done got some work done….either way I miss my Bey who had the reg. Blk girl nose and her thighs rubbed together
    Hey y’all :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    she looks dead, hard and old in this pic – kinda like the untouched Lady Gag Versace pics… uggghhh
    _______________________

    :bite: you really really thank she look THAT bad? I just thank she look like Solange, and, that’s still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Gargamel :no:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    And is Bey about to go work out? Why she got on a sports bra and pannies wrapped in cellophane :wtf: They did her wrong on this cover for real. I have no prollem with the selection but the article references her power and they got OTB dog up there looking like Jesse from Saved By the Bell when she was on them caffeine pills trying to lose weight :danban: I’m so excited! I’m so excited!
    The could’ve had her sitting in a chair smoking a cigar or something. Stomping through a glass ceiling. Anything but her pannies :banned:

  • OutsidetheBox

    You think so? She seems too “passive” for all that. She seems the “pillow princess” type. She prolly really nasty but don’t want to initiate it.

    She lay back and be silently hoping that ninja bust all in her face and chit.

    ____________

    Dont let our innocent faces fool you. :no: She mexican tooooooo. :eek: Cant you just hear it, papi. :eek:

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    Well let me get back to work….thanks for letting me vent a little. I promise it won’t be 3-4 months before I post again. Oh and how do I get the blog’s Rush Card?

  • OutsidetheBox

    D i c k? Thats richard.

    Bill is William.

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    User Friendly says:

    so Michelle Obama gonna marry Kanye? :lol:

    ———————————-

    Have you heard Kanye KarTRASHian speak lately??? He tries to get crunk for “urban” media but Kanye ain’t about that hood life :nono: he thinks if he talks and acts a FOOL folks gonna think he’s a “ganster” :rolleyes:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    princess” type. She prolly really nasty but don’t want to initiate it.

    She lay back and be silently hoping that ninja bust all in her face and chit. :yes:
    ____________________
    involuntarily busts out laughing
    *hides my pillow princess card* :ashamed:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Can I just go on record and say that this is the absolute worst possible photo the editors could’ve selected of Beyonce’ for a cover?

    That $hit is just ug & lee.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @USER
    “well Chanel Iman is messing with ASAP Rocky so Man may be on to something”
    ___________________

    :yes:
    I’m tellin you! Lupita goin start “dating” some ol “Columbus Short” azz nigga. Someone with a few screws loose. Just something bout Hollywood do that chit to women.

    I bet a lot of these rappers can’t wait. I can see Lupita talkin bout she support “Soulja Boy’s Comeback” album. :lol:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    this pic of her up top is completely white-washed…between that unrealistic gap between her thighs and her hard looking face, repeatedly shaved down nose and drab weave…this picture looks a mess….but congrats to her nonetheless
    _____________________
    :ghost: oh kill ‘em

  • Wasting time

    Michelle is going to copy Hillary and she gonna be our 47th or 48th president. She ain’t going nowhere :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Dont let our innocent faces fool you. She mexican tooooooo. Cant you just hear it, papi.
    _________

    saw some mexican porn ONCE….that mess look like retarded imp porn. :no: was NOT sexy. buncha dam invalid midgets just rolling around moaning and humping. :sheep: <—-bodies built like these two FOR REAL.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Tink
    Ain’t no money on that card because SOMEBODY last yr ordered up all of next yrs food (and ate it already btw) so we just gotta buy up some ebts :shrug:
    :kona:

  • VDot

    I think one day she realized the stunt went too far and she wound up married and procreating with that hybrid.

    That led her to drinking… 

    ******************

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    and I Beyonce…she has been very influential, but let’s be honest, this pic of her up top is completely white-washed…between that unrealistic gap between her thighs and her hard looking face, repeatedly shaved down nose and drab weave…this picture looks a mess….but congrats to her nonetheless…just wished they took a better pic
    ___________

    Why do yall keep saying her thighs are unrealistic? you can even see that in live action shots of her? :think:

    I hate her hair. :yes: Beyonce’s face IS hard tho; thats how the super bowl memes happened.. just look at Ms. Tina. And Solange for that matter. Beyonce just happens to be more photogenic than the other two. Doesnt mean she is more beautiful imo just better at posing. This one, is def. not my favorite but I rarely like her covers. I wasnt even a fan of the GQ one. Her body was tight but .. :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @DEM
    “so Michelle Obama gonna marry Kanye?

    ———————————-

    Have you heard Kanye KarTRASHian speak lately??? He tries to get crunk for “urban” media but Kanye ain’t about that hood life he thinks if he talks and acts a FOOL folks gonna think he’s a “ganster”
    ________________

    I think Kanye just legit throwed. Not even tryin to sound “hard.”
    but, um… let’s cease and desist with the negative talk regarding Kim K.
    :stop:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Esq
    He from Hyde Park too- not gangsta at all :eek:

  • Struggleisreal

    @OTB – Hello I’m :newbie: Thanks for the clarification.

    Ohh my bad, William is Bill. D I C K is a unfriendly word but not ****?

    You are smart individual are you pretty or handsome as well?

  • kamadiva

    But why the weave have split ends….are we suppose to think it’s her scalp grown hair? :huh:

  • Matchsticks

    Why do yall keep saying her thighs are unrealistic? you can even see that in live action shots of her?
    ___________

    I think this pic was photoshopped to hell…yes she’s gotten smaller lately, but that gap is very unsexy, there needs to be a little bit of jelly betwixt there, but they want her to have that herion chic look…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @WASTING TIME
    “Michelle is going to copy Hillary and she gonna be our 47th or 48th president. She ain’t going nowhere ”
    __________________________

    #1 I can see them divorcing time Barack outta office or them two girls grown and gone.

    #2 Michelle won’t EVER win no office. She would make too many enemies. You see she ain’t good with hiding her displeasure. All them vicious stare downs she be doing. :no:

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    I think Kanye just legit throwed. Not even tryin to sound “hard.”
    but, um… let’s cease and desist with the negative talk regarding Kim K.
    :stop:

    ————————————-

    :ban: I didn’t mention DRY BOX not ONE time in my post… Da fugg :huh:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I have no prollem with the selection but the article references her power
    _______

    :lol: I dont think you all understand…you think they tell Bey what to wear? *incredulous face* :lol:

    This is her style yall. There is power in deciding what you will wear on your mag covers. Of course she has a stylist and they bring her suggestions but she makes it plainly clear she decides. Superpower. :tea:

    SN: Sandra there is a video. You should attach it. :yes:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    :dead: at pansies OTb these new moms :rolleyes: Be the same age as me talking about IT’S SEW HARD I CAN’T WORK AT THE SAME TIME :stop: I ain’t the one to tell it to. Hubby asked me did I want to be a stay at home mom before the last one was born. I looked at him and said “Is you tweaking??” I ain’t go to grad school, live :nun: and move up the corp ladder to sit at home watching Your Baby Can Read. I was byke at work 4 weeks after the last. I can’t :no: Mama gotta have a life too.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Going to eat lunch :pizza: I need to close the gap betwixt my thighs when my feet are apart.

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Esq
    He from Hyde Park too- not gangsta at all :eek:

    ———————————-

    I ain't surprised… he speaks fluent Chinese tew I heard :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Can I just go on record and say that this is the absolute worst possible photo the editors could’ve selected of Beyonce’ for a cover?

    _____________________________

    No you may NAT! Sandra (Mae) said Bey callin the shots on this! she pict the photo… she pict the release date… she did the education… she got the ansas!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Well let me get back to work….thanks for letting me vent a little. I promise it won’t be 3-4 months before I post again. Oh and how do I get the blog’s Rush Card?
    _________

    :hahaha: :hug: IDK. Last I heard we was being investigated cause someone purchased unauthorized footwear. :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    I wanna be a housewife….but I aint nobody’s wife tho :wail:

  • Who Dat

    The question is how much cash did Beyonce have to spend for TIME to give her the cover in the same week that Lupita covered People magazine?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Its called an editorial schedule.

    These issues come out the SAME timeframe every single year. Last full week of April. Bye Felicia.

  • Wasting time

    :yes: OTB ans as dumb as they think she is this was smart… whether she really cares or not she a marketing genius! To have this article come out and make her next single ‘pretty hurts’ is just brilliant! Hey y’all be confident and buy my CD lol.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Hey everyone!! These people had me doing real work today. Is Dubb in here? If so can I get a recap? If not can I still get a recap? Thanks yall

  • Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

    she pict the release date… she did the education… she got the ansas!!

    ——————————————

    Take your ain’t chit azz on yo…. :rofl: :crying1:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I dont think you all understand…you think they tell Bey what to wear? *incredulous face
    _________________
    Never said or thought they told her what to wear :nono:
    I think she picked it. They had all these ideas and she was like (dead face look and deep voice) :eek: I wanna wear my pannies… There is nothing more powerful than a woman’s body…. in pannies…..
    I am saying it would’ve have been HAWT for her to step outside her comfort zone and do something powerful in picture. That picture is meh :shrugs:

  • Matchsticks

    Buttercup says:

    Going to eat lunch :pizza: I need to close the gap betwixt my thighs when my feet are apart.
    __________

    :lol: I have a gap too, but that shyt up top looks fixed I tell ya!

  • Audacious2

    Wait, why does that thigh-Gap look suspect? I thought there were suppose to be some ban on this kind of photoshop phuckery.

  • free

    who told her to look like that?

  • Who Dat

    I just got here @Nakeya. Sandra done ticked me off. I dont een stan for Bey but she always messing with that ghul.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I think this pic was photoshopped to hell…yes she’s gotten smaller lately, but that gap is very unsexy, there needs to be a little bit of jelly betwixt there, but they want her to have that herion chic look…
    _______

    So you think her coachella pics were photoshopped too? I see what you are saying tho. :think: Every photo is touched but I dont think its too far from what she really looks like right now. You can even see the mottling in her skin..her freckles, neck and face. Chick is TIN right now.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Congrats to Bey, its apparent she’s influential. People are trying to make that “bey” religion law :eek: loominati already had that covered I thought.

    She looks whacked on this cover :no: Looks like they photo shopped every part of her. One part at a time by dif people :blink:

  • Wasting time

    :thinking: She looks whitewashed in a black and white photo and her gap looks weird even though her legs ain’t together. She may not have the ansas but the roses clearly do!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Going to eat lunch I need to close the gap betwixt my thighs when my feet are apart.
    _______

    :hahaha: Gone lil bit.

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    But I guess I am asking for too much. If Mariah had been on this cover she shol nuff would’ve been on here with them titties out and legs glossy :rofl:

  • Struggleisreal

    Do you mean

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 TIN?

  • Gigi26

    :blink:

    Me no like that Sun chung Fukk wig she got on in that shot :no: Very Malaysia-ish :no: Bey you better than this.

  • Matchsticks

    So you think her coachella pics were photoshopped too?
    __________

    I honestly haven’t looked at all her Coachella pics, except for a few tweets, she looks normal there, but this cover up yonder…I think they could have chosen a MUCH better pic of her, and not made her look so damned dead! :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Struggleisreal says:

    @OTB – Hello I’m Thanks for the clarification.

    Ohh my bad, William is Bill. D I C K is a unfriendly word but not ****?

    You are smart individual are you pretty or handsome as well?
    ____________________

    :lol: No problem and :welcome: Those are White folks nicnames…not so much smart, as country and nosey.

    Also ugly. But Im kind so that makes up for it. :)

  • luVn_liFe…

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:I’m tellin you! Lupita goin start “dating” some ol “Columbus Short” azz nigga. Someone with a few screws loose. Just something bout Hollywood do that chit to women.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    MAN
    she’s already dating a wapper , Knann, Somalian guy who has felonys. so she’s covered on that
    :thumbsup:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    She looks whacked on this cover :no: Looks like they photo shopped every part of her. One part at a time by dif people
    ———————
    So they couldn’t even give her the respect to sit together all at once and put her body byke together :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Going to eat lunch I need to close the gap betwixt my thighs when my feet are apart.

    _____________________________

    Oh, I accomplished this years ago. :tea: <<< *pinky up*

  • Bad Influence

    Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no to this cover..

    Hey punetas! :love:

  • OutsidetheBox

    at pansies OTb these new moms Be the same age as me talking about IT’S SEW HARD I CAN’T WORK AT THE SAME TIME I ain’t the one to tell it to. Hubby asked me did I want to be a stay at home mom before the last one was born. I looked at him and said “Is you tweaking??” I ain’t go to grad school, live and move up the corp ladder to sit at home watching Your Baby Can Read. I was byke at work 4 weeks after the last. I can’t Mama gotta have a life too.
    ________

    My friend with them two kids. :eyeroll: Two big kids too. I be lightwieght wanting to tell her to die. :|

    :pray: But I dont. :grin:

  • Smonae

    “She looks whitewashed in a black and white photo and her gap looks weird even though her legs ain’t together”

    Shyt dont make a lick of sense :rofl:

  • missyJ

    So that’s what we wear on the cover of TIME magazine? :facepalm: I think we can excuse the few folks not wearing their pantyhose to church every Sunday

  • OutsidetheBox

    Do you mean

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 TIN?
    _________________

    Thin like the Asians say it. :think: Tin. Or Ten. Youre right. :hahaha: I just need you to get the inflection of my font. :yes:

  • Bad Influence

    This bish said she wanna lightweight tell her to die…. :ghost:

    Talkin like me n shyt :rofl:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Smonae you say it’s KIM POSSIBLE to be white washed on a blyke and white cover :lol:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    But I don’t
    ______________________
    You the bess kinda Christian :ghost:

  • Bad Influence

    I’m a stay home mom now….I have never been so fuggin bored :crying:

    I’m about to be a skrippah on the graveyard shift ya’ll smh

  • luVn_liFe…

    She looks whacked on this cover :no: Looks like they photo shopped every part of her. One part at a time by dif people
    ———————
    So they couldn’t even give her the respect to sit together all at once and put her body byke together
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    yes MISTAKE they ThuNK it much more creative this Way! :lol:

    :wave: HIZ / OTB

  • Wasting time

    I’m glad you feel me Smonae.

  • Struggleisreal

    There is some power posting going on in here, like cooking in hot wok.

    Anyhoo, I don’t have any children, I’m past wanting any and they are far too much trouble, they take all the joy out of life, but if I had some. I could handle them, because I have 15 cats, 3 hamsters, and 3 toy poodles.

    But when I hear folks say, these kids be running me to death, I say to self, try taking these my dog for a walk.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    OutsidetheBox says:

    at pansies OTb these new moms Be the same age as me talking about IT’S SEW HARD I CAN’T WORK AT THE SAME TIME I ain’t the one to tell it to. Hubby asked me did I want to be a stay at home mom before the last one was born. I looked at him and said “Is you tweaking??” I ain’t go to grad school, live and move up the corp ladder to sit at home watching Your Baby Can Read. I was byke at work 4 weeks after the last. I can’t Mama gotta have a life too.
    ________

    My friend with them two kids. Two big kids too. I be lightwieght wanting to tell her to die.

    But I dont.
    —————-
    It’s too hard?! SO who is paying the bills? And what are they doing all day at home?

  • luVn_liFe…

    Bad Influence says: I’m about to be a skrippah on the graveyard shift ya’ll smh
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Yew gonna be rissh, Keep it classy doe :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @BAD

    Send me a tiddy pic. It’s been a long, long day…
    :facepalm:

  • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ ChanStillAintShyt

    Hi.

  • Smonae

    Taken just saying with Beyonce people be reaching.
    yesterday we talking about her only having a 4th of black in her and her light skin today she done took a bath in Clorox :hahaha:

  • Who Dat

    I dont think that pic is all that Photoshopped. Yeah maybe a little. Any other mag? Yes. ALOT. Time? They not about that life. She really does look like a ghoul in real life. :shrug:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :hi: CHAN , keke

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @STRUGGLE
    I could handle them, because I have 15 cats, 3 hamsters, and 3 toy poodles.
    _______________

    :huh:
    :wtf:

    Man, I know yo’ place STANK! Chid, ninja can’t even get hard in there to give you the :hump: so you can have kids!

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    @Bad: The longest I been at home was almost 3 months. I was like :angry: I was like somebody anybody save me. It was cool at first. You be waiting for your significant other to leave so you can “do housework” “errands” or “look for jobs. Soon as they leave you be like :danban: :pizza: :typing: :zzz: After that 2nd week tho ish gets old REAL quick. I was on the job sites like :pray: Por Favor …. Necessito Trabajo Rapido :rofl: Me Speak Espanol :yes: Didn’t even know if I said that right

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Take your ain’t chit azz on yo…. :rofl: :crying1:
    ___________________________

    @BombMom, I’ll geaux if’n you put up them distorted pics of the girls’ :love: easter outfits :waiting:

  • luVn_liFe…

    She really does look like a ghoul in real life.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    hellNO! :ghost:

  • Bad Influence

    Luvnnnnnn :hug:

    -punches @Man-

    15 cats doe? :whew:

  • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ ChanStillAintShyt

    A ghoul tho @Dub?

    Hey luvn!

  • free

    SugarPieHoneybunn says: A gay Jew must be walking around like :nun:

    ************************

    :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    Chid, ninja can’t even get hard in there to give you the so you can have kids!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :ghost:

    WHO gonna do the honor THIS time??? WHO HEAH?

  • Bad Influence

    :crying: WAIT…. Man has no chill button :hahaha:

  • Wasting time

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    :huh:
    :wtf:

    Man, I know yo’ place STANK! Chid, ninja can’t even get hard in there to give you the :hump: so you can have kids!
    __________________________________________
    Yo FVCK YOU MAN :crying: :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    Hey @Chan :wave:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I dont een stan for Bey but she always messing with that ghul.
    ________________________

    yeah, alla this right here ^^^^^
    why when it come to Bey, folks can’t seem to just live/let live :shrug:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Man, I know yo’ place STANK
    ______________________
    He said yo boi poosay smell like hamster :ghost: :bye:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :crying: WAIT…. Man has no chill button
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Nevah, EVAh!
    cant help but luv his ignorance lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHAN

    What up dawg? Bad Influence said she goin send us a tiddy pic in a sec.
    :coffee:

  • JerseyGirl68

    Beyawnce looks like she has on a Depends diaper.

    That’s all I have for this post. Next.

  • OutsidetheBox

    OMG just wrote the longest chit to you MisT. :cry: Fukk this blog. And suffice it to say Beyonce will never GIVE us fashion life..in that throwback mainstream appeal that Kim did. Her tastes are too ecletic, too personal. Think of her ears..large right…I think she should at least wear a stud at all times but she doesnt. :shrug: Personal tastes. She hates her ears and I guess she believes earrings attract attn.

    I just dont know how to say that this is what she likes. :lol: Its easy for me to “get” cause i religiously follow her stylist (personal love!)..I can tell that he and she share the same fashion aesthetic. For sure.

  • luVn_liFe…

    He said yo boi poosay smell like hamster
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHO thinks that^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Looks like they photo shopped every part of her. One part at a time by dif people
    _______________________

    dis dat Picasso treatment, Luvie. :yes: :lol:
    (you fully clothed today? :tea: )

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Hey Luvin and Chan. Uhh DUbb, you did not see me ask for a recap? And the rest of yall rude asses did not see me say hi?

  • OutsidetheBox

    saw some mexican porn ONCE….that mess look like retarded imp porn. was NOT sexy. buncha dam invalid midgets just rolling around moaning and humping. <—-bodies built like these two FOR REAL.
    _________

    ':dead: So glad I missed this first time around! :chase:

    :hahaha: Im talking the mexican accent(which lupita doesnt have but i assumed she can speak spanish)! :think: of Cyn and Erica Mena…sorry that chit is sexy!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey y’all be confident and buy my CD lol.
    ____________

    :dead: Then her and her baby stroll threw mismatched to the gawds with hair like early Jesus. :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hi Chan! :hi:

  • OutsidetheBox

    BARKER! I think I got that from you. :crying1: Peer pressha. :hahaha: :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I think we can excuse the few folks not wearing their pantyhose to church every Sunday
    __________________

    thank you, missyJ! :buttshake:

    HISSY!!!!!!!!! :waves: :boobs: :kona:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :chase: GIT Nancy ; Of course I am

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’m a stay home mom now….I have never been so fuggin bored

    I’m about to be a skrippah on the graveyard shift ya’ll smh
    __________

    :obama: <—says I support you!

    :bounce: Dont get kilt tho. Ya Boyfren gonna be mad! :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    dis dat Picasso treatment, Luvie.
    (you fully clothed today? )
    _______

    :eek: There was a day she wasnt? Thread location?

  • Bad Influence

    Dubz, MisT, Nancy & Dubzzzzz :love:

    hey Chan :waves: dnt listen to @Man. him got an exkra chromosome..

    Jackson. :hunching: hey shexay!

  • Struggleisreal

    @Man – We get hard for each other. Not sure if men can carry a fetus yet.

    Our pets have there own place out back, unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.

  • luVn_liFe…

    OutsidetheBox says:

    dis dat Picasso treatment, Luvie.
    (you fully clothed today? )
    _______

    NO B Yew Know I would NEVAH! :nono: :nun:

  • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ ChanStillAintShyt

    What up @ Man? I wanna see her tiddays too. I bet they have an angelic glow to em.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I could handle them, because I have 15 cats, 3 hamsters, and 3 toy poodles.
    ___________________________

    :sick: hoarder :sick:
    Heeeyyy Gurrrrl! :hug:
    :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Our pets have there own place out back, unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :hahaha:
    This reminded me of Madea “unlike you and ROACHES, she’s a welcomed guest”

  • OutsidetheBox

    She really does look like a ghoul in real life.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :yes: :dead:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    for the lil record, im not finna be a skrippah :lol:

    im a lady. i drink str8 vodka with my pinky up and i keep my windows clean.

    #classy

  • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ ChanStillAintShyt

    @OTB you already know the deal. What up lady?

    @Bad, I’m upset now. I bet when you tidday pics, the camera makes a bird chirping sound rather thana clicking one.

    Hi @ Fine Cousin Keya!

  • Bad Influence

    Struggleisreal says:

    @Man – We get hard for each other. Not sure if men can carry a fetus yet.
    Our pets have there own place out back, unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.

    i see you! reading @Man for filth *snaps* :hahaha:

  • Who Dat

    Man – We get hard for each other. Not sure if men can carry a fetus yet.

    Our pets have there own place out back, unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    So NOW you know @Man. I asked who was gonna tell you this go round. But now you know @Skruggle is a MALE. Our Bren right?

    He cant get knocked in his boi pusscee :ghost:

    I got TEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Big ugly juicy ones :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Speaking of Jesus’ :eek: That group ..the FB group Fay added me too..I love it but it eerily feels like chatting with yall. :eek: All kinds of aged Jesus’. :think: Some CRINE. :think: Lots of WEAK. I read a lot of blogs…and I swear its too much of the SR orignated Lingo up in there. No biggie. Just saying Bey aint the only influenza. :nun: We catching too!

  • OutsidetheBox

    This reminded me of Madea “unlike you and ROACHES, she’s a welcomed guest”
    __________

    Agghhhh I wanna use this! :hahaha:

  • Bad Influence

    ChanStillAintShyt says:

    @Bad, I’m upset now. I bet when you tidday pics, the camera makes a bird chirping sound rather thana clicking one.

    nevermind… :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @STRUGGLE
    “We get hard for each other. ”
    ___________
    :stop:

    My bad. My bad…
    :eek: (hopes to end that convo extra quick!)

  • luVn_liFe…

    We catching too!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BEEN, I see it a lot a few other places. Which is quite interesting.

  • OutsidetheBox

    I bet when you tidday pics, the camera makes a bird chirping sound rather thana clicking one.
    ________

    :phew: That was kinda smoove. :hahaha: Charming Chan.

  • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ ChanStillAintShyt

    Wait…. Some of these male posters are not like the others.

  • OutsidetheBox

    My bad. My bad…
    (hopes to end that convo extra quick!)

    __________________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    My bad. My bad… :eek: (hopes to end that convo extra quick!)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :crying: WHEW chille! :rofl:

  • Bad Influence

    “He cant get knocked in his boi pusscee :ghost:

    because fugg you for this sentence DUBBZ! :lol:

  • Who Dat

    Wait…. Some of these male posters are not like the others.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Brendan aint never been like yall. He like our sister :rofl:

  • KyCakes

    :rofl: Y’all….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA

    I DEMAND! That’s right. I muthaphuckin DEMAND a “gender” description by mofo’s names in here! :mad:

    This chit here! :facepalm:

    …and you know what, phuck everyone of yall that ain’t tell me that was a dude. :peace: <<<really the middle finger

    What if that nigga threw up an azz shot and I said something… yall wasn't goin tell me chit!

  • Who Dat

    because fugg you for this sentence DUBBZ!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :rofl:

  • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ ChanStillAintShyt

    I gotta see a tidday to cleanse my eyes

  • Bad Influence

    :dead: @ #240

    @Jackson, i said the same thang! there’s lurkers stealing ze lingo!! but about the people in that group…why do all the cross eyed body made wrong post pics of themselves and ALWAYS caption it, “i dnt usually post myself but i’m feeling good today. Be nice and thank jesus we woke up.” i dnt have time for that :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    for the lil record, im not finna be a skrippah

    im a lady. i drink str8 vodka with my pinky up and i keep my windows clean.

    #classy
    ____________

    :lol: With that fat ass spoiled cat of yours. A regular Cleopatra!

  • KyCakes

    Awww @Man :hug: :rofl: :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    What if that nigga threw up an azz shot and I said something… yall wasn’t goin tell me chit!
    ____________

    :rofl: :rofl: But But :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :huh: With that fat ass spoiled cat of yours
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    WHAT
    KAT?

  • Who Dat

    What if that nigga threw up an azz shot and I said something… yall wasn’t goin tell me chit!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I AXED in post 204 who was gonna do the honor of telling you “this time”

    Thats what you get for always tryna give that Vienna Sausage to folks. You gonna give it to the wrong person one of these days. Gonna take Lareese to Applebees one night…get her home… and its gonna be Larry baritone talking back to you once yall get it poppin.

  • Bad Influence

    Ky!!! :hug: *wipes my shoulder off cause dem edges…*

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :rofl: He want an eye warsh my gawd :rofl:

  • missyJ

    Y’all goin hard in the poost.. I cannot keep up

  • KSabrena

    Wow she looks like Solange so much in this photo, I never notice how much they favor each other.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    :ban: Ky for that gravi. That hairline looks like some electrical tape.

  • Bad Influence

    @Jackson, Miss Persia is the classiest puss’y in all the land. she basks in the spoils of living in my abode *throws glitter around*

    #weclassyoverhea

  • luVn_liFe…

    KYCAKES :hi: hello. I see ur feeling urself to day, wit Ur FANCY swoop

  • Struggleisreal

    Speaking of breaking records, have any of you

    Bad or Outside My Box – Have you tried VeeV – Sustainable Açaí Spirit.

    After grooming my cat, I had a shot or two. Talking not feeling a thing and being stress free

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :eek: There was a day she wasnt? Thread location?
    ____________________________

    :rolleyes: um, yesterday… latter posts… :sick: perv :sick:
    :hahaha: :hug:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    OMG just wrote the longest chit to you MisT. Fukk this blog. And suffice it to say Beyonce will never GIVE us fashion life.
    ——–
    True :lol: Fay ain’t add me to the group :(
    Man come byke. You ain’t wanna see his pics????

  • Bad Influence

    ummmmmmmm *lala eyes*

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Jackson, i said the same thang! there’s lurkers stealing ze lingo!! but about the people in that group…why do all the cross eyed body made wrong post pics of themselves and ALWAYS caption it, “i dnt usually post myself but i’m feeling good today. Be nice and thank jesus we woke up.” i dnt have time for that
    ______________

    :rofl: :rofl: OMGAWD its an ARMY of them beat face/body bitches with their self loving asses! OMGawd I “like” the notion but they just have this tone of… :think: I dont know BUT i always leave with the nene “oh God!” face.

    Be like, “its my borthday…!!! Lost .617pounds! Show me some love! Whats up whats up?”

    Me: Your weight still? :shrug: Chit IDK… :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.
    ___________________

    :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    How you get that swoop to lay down like that @Ky? That is FAHRESH.

  • OutsidetheBox

    *wipes my shoulder off cause dem edges…*
    __________

    fukk this chit :ghost:

  • KyCakes

    @Butter I believe she is kin to Jermaine Jackson…. :lol:

    @luVn :hug:

    @Bad :lol: I can’t deal with you on the book… :crying1:

  • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ ChanStillAintShyt

    See….the way my Ain’t Shyt is set up…

  • Who Dat

    Whats up whats up?”

    Me: Your weight still?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Going to walk. :kona: Receptionist gonna be like you early TODAY

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @MISTAKE
    “Man come byke. You ain’t wanna see his pics????”
    _____________________

    :nono:

    Ugh. Sandra goin have to do some more “real gravie” days so this sort chit don’t be happening tho!

  • Smonae

    I missed something :think: Who’s a boy and why was Man fooled.

    Man who tried to Catfish u, ion feel like scrolling thru this post

  • OutsidetheBox

    VeeV – Sustainable Açaí Spirit.
    __________

    Hmm isure havent tried this a sigh e. :think: Is this a recommend? And sustainable as in Mother Earth love?

  • Struggleisreal

    and its gonna be Larry baritone talking back to you once yall get it poppin.
    ___________
    More of Ruby Tuesday, Cat and Wine individual

  • KyCakes

    Who Dat says:

    How you get that swoop to lay down like that @Ky? That is FAHRESH.
    ———————————————————————-
    Don’t give me props…

    I give all the credit, where credit is due…To my Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ and that new box o’ stencils I just picked up at Dollar Tree…

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    themselves and ALWAYS caption it, “i dnt usually post myself but i’m feeling good today. Be nice and thank jesus we woke up.” i dnt have time for that
    ———
    I NEED IN :hahaha:
    Are any of them obeast and they post pictures of food with tag #thisfoodiseverythang

  • Bad Influence

    hey Smonae :hug:

    @Ky, ME? bish u have NO act right in this life *side eye*

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Jackson, Miss Persia is the classiest puss’y in all the land. she basks in the spoils of living in my abode *throws glitter around*

    #weclassyoverhea
    __________

    :lol: :yes: Yall are! I was thinking about adding a kitty to the family…saw one called Persia and was like *stank face* thats not Persia! :lol: Too funny. Your cat ruining it for all the other Persias.

  • http://srchronicles.wordpress.com/ ChanStillAintShyt

    Hey @MisTaken… We still friends or nahh?

  • KyCakes

    Bad Influence says:

    @Ky, ME? bish u have NO act right in this life *side eye*
    ——————————————————————–
    :rofl: :shrug:

    Hate the sin; not the sinner :tea:

  • Bad Influence

    the “ugh” tho. *slaps hand on table* :rofl:

    it was so stank :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Nancy :hug::pc: for research..

  • Struggleisreal

    Where have you Been Nancy? Beeing waiting to chat with you all day.

    Did you have lunch yet?

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    I shouldn’t have just made that last post. Ordered some soup I am sitting down outside trying to eat it. Open my silverware and it’s a knife and fork. God don’t like ugly :crying1: going to walk an extra lap today

  • OutsidetheBox

    WHAT
    KAT?
    _________

    :hahaha: A live one…feline. BOL!

  • Smonae

    HIS :kiss: how u doing boo

    Ky with that gravie :hahaha: Im soooo confused

  • Smonae

    HIS :kiss: how u doing boo

    Ky with that gravie :hahaha: Im soooo confused

  • Bad Influence

    Brenbew dnt wanna speak huh? :chase:

  • luVn_liFe…

    OutsidetheBox says:WHAT
    KAT?
    _________

    :hahaha: A live one…feline. BOL!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    EYE see :huh:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ugh.
    ______

    :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    You gonna give it to the wrong person one of these days. Gonna take Lareese to Applebees one night…get her home… and its gonna be Larry baritone talking back to you once yall get it poppin.
    ________________________

    :think: didn’t Man already say he had a ‘close call’ one time w/a disable whose parts was either big for a female or small (even compared to his’n) for a male? now he did say that they stopped just short of ‘consuming’ the relation, but i coulda swear i read that when i was still lurkin. :think:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    Chan :fistbump: you the one been missing :lol: How is the gran?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I see you Cakes! :wink: …got a lil edge to your gravi game today. :thumbsup:

  • OutsidetheBox

    the “ugh” tho. *slaps hand on table*

    it was so stank

    ____________

    :wail: :wail: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @NANCY
    “didn’t Man already say he had a ‘close call’ one time w/a disable whose parts was either big for a female or small (even compared to his’n) for a male? now he did say that they stopped just short of ‘consuming’ the relation, but i coulda swear i read that when i was still lurkin.”
    _______________

    :huh:
    Why you bringin up ol chit?

  • OutsidetheBox

    at new box o’ stencils I just picked up at Dollar Tree…

    __________________

    STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP :crying1:

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    :warning: Man the streets is say you outchea tricking on disable morning glories

  • KyCakes

    @Nancy My Lordt :no: :rofl: wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l5BtkypCs User Friendly

    :newpost:

  • Struggleisreal

    Hello His – My Name is not Bren, I’m seen his font, but not of late.

    But greetings to you ma’am

    Remember like Diamond, make the money, but don’t let it make you.

  • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

    You can’t hide from yo past on here :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I shouldn’t have just made that last post. Ordered some soup I am sitting down outside trying to eat it. Open my silverware and it’s a knife and fork. God don’t like ugly going to walk an extra lap today
    _________

    Gonna have to leave. :rofl: :wail: :crying1:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :newpost: :newpost:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :wail: :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    MsTake, STAY PUT! :stop:

    :kona:

  • Bad Influence

    @Struggle

    *pokes u in the eye* how’d u know i was talking to u iffin you ain’t Bren? huh? riddle me that :box:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Me: Your weight still? :shrug: Chit IDK… :no:
    _______________________

    *adds names to Dr. Heavenly’s list of arses needing reading*
    Dr. Jackie
    Hissy
    OTB
    :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Did you have lunch yet?

    __________________

    :huh: um, no… why do you ask? *prepares to unplug computer* :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Why you bringin up ol chit?
    _________________________

    Nawl Man! I was saying that cause THEY was saying you was gonna get caught out there, but i was just letting them know you already know what to look for cause you already… well… ne’ mind… um, :shrug: :hug: ??? :shrug: