Christian Rapper Castrates Himself, Jumps Off Balcony

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A Christian rapper who likely suffered from religious and paranoid delusions castrated himself before jumping off a building in LA on Wednesday. Andre Johnson, a member of the rap group Northstar, survived his fall, gossip tabloid TMZ reports.

Johnson, who was associated with the rap group Wu-Tang Clan, went by the stage names Christ Bearer and Andre Roxx.

Police believe that the jump from the second floor balcony in North Hollywood was a suicide attempt.

From AJC.com:

CNN reports that L.A. police indicated Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the building in North Hollywood. He was taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital in critical condition.

According to the TMZ report, fellow Northstar members lived in the building and told TMZ that Johnson was not on “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing.”

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    • scorpio

      Being that he survived, he’s probably going to want his thing back.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      :tape:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      scorpio says:

      Being that he survived, he’s probably going to want his thing back.
      ________________

      Hopefully a quick thinking bystander collected the severed penis and packed it in ice.

    • SummerBaby

      I actually find this really sad. Whats up w/all the suicides & attempted suicides these days? Mental illness is very real.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Is it too early to sing “he want that old thing back”?

    • DYmondgurl

      I once pierced by own belly button and damn near passed out … how in the hell :hide:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Oh, i declare!

    • MoniquetheGeek

      Jumping from the second floor doesn’t seem like a suicide attempt to me. That’s not high enough to fall to death. Sprained ankle, maybe. Death, no.

    • scorpio

      @
      Sandra rose says
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      scorpio says:

      Being that he survived, he’s probably going to want his thing back.
      ________________

      Hopefully a quick thinking bystander collected the severed penis and packed it in ice.
      ——————————————————————–

      Hopefully, such as in the Lorena Bobbitt situation.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      Jumping from the second floor doesn’t seem like a suicide attempt to me. That’s not high enough to fall to death. Sprained ankle, maybe. Death, no.
      =======
      I thought it. You typed it.

    • deedeegirl

      Them drugs are a b!tch. You are not about to kill yourself from the 2nd story.

    • FuturedocDonte

      Police believe that the jump from the second floor balcony
      —-
      :ghost: sorry, i read this and chuckled. :lol: I used to jump out my second story window for fun… :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

      He survived AFTER cutting his dyck off?
      :eek:

      that’s worse than death.
      :facepalm:

    • DYmondgurl

      Maybe he suffers from that body part shat where he dont think the penis was his :thinking:

      Men love their thingys, he must be real messed up … poor dude hope they can re-attach

    • scorpio

      Los Angeles (CNN) — Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

      Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

      Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

      Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

      Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

      His recording credits include “When the Guns Come Out,” which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film “Blade: Trinity,” according to the Internet Movie Database
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      looks like someone saved it. I wonder if it was in a Ziploc freezer bag?

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      The white folk on TMZ are ripping what’s left of this guy to shreads. No compassion for the afflicted. But boy is it funny.

    • whatdoesitmatter

      You must reeeeeeeally plan to be dead if you chop off your penis.

    • GottaBigOne

      Jokes NOT necessary!
      The man was in incredible emotional pain to have done this to himself – – and there are others like him out there who are Walking Time Bombs!
      FEEL For his Loved Ones, Y’all

    • SummerBaby

      According to the TMZ report, fellow Northstar members lived in the building and told TMZ that Johnson was not on “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing.”
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      So I’m assuming his weed was laced w/something.

    • luVn_liFe…

      I agree with Whoever said this is bizarre that more and more people are killing/trying to kill themselves .

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      You know, how do we know he was long suffering andall that . What if was high as hell and was tripping? He’s not dead! So why can’t we make jokes? Just because the people who live in the building thinks he was not on drugs, does not mean he was not. Until his family says he had a mental health problem, I will make jokes. And you will deal.

    • MrsL

      This is terrible. . :smh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      The baby has taken away all of Keya’s chill…

    • luVn_liFe…

      The baby has taken away all of Keya’s chill…
      ~~~~~~~
      :lol:

    • MrsL

      :offtopic:

      TMZ is reporting that Porsha Williams has been charged with assault. :think:

    • Nhere

      This incident is more bazaar than that up and coming singer Huston who put his own eye out about 8 or 9 yrs ago. :tea:

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      TMZ is reporting that Porsha Williams has been charged with assault.

      by MrsL on Apr 16, 2014 at 5:58 pm
      ————
      Sorry don’t agree with this. The video shows them both talking trash in each other faces and Porsha popped off first. You keep trying people blowing foghorns in their face and insulting their family you might come across the right one. You can’t purposely taunt and provoke people and then cry wolf when they drag you. You take that @ss whooping like a big dawg same as you was running your mouth. SR can we get a lunch or pm post on this?? I got words for Kenya fake thug self :waiting:

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      Much as she was talking about don’t let the pretty face fool you I am from Detroit. But you called the cops tho :huh: old scary hag

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Omg :hide:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Thank you @taken. Kenya talked all that tough tony shyt, got her ass beat, and then called the cops. I do not feel bad for her. If you keep poking the bear, it will attack you. Humph.

    • Ni ni

      I wonder he might have accidentally had relations with a male while possibly under the influence. Im gonna research dude a little more. this is extreme.

    • Who Dat

      If you keep poking the bear, it will attack you. Humph.
      ^^^^^^
      She poked Nene too????

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Dubb ????????????????

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Oops sorry @Dubb. I used my emoji. It should of said :hahaha:

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      If you keep poking the bear, it will attack you. Humph.
      ^^^^^^
      She poked Nene too????
      ———-
      She did pull her ear :thinking:

    • Who Dat

      :dead: @Nakeya asking…did he DIE in re to comments being made/jokes. Ohhhhhh my side hurt.

    • Afiya

      This is SO sad, dude is hurting…in more ways then one :crying1:

    • MrsL

      Could you imagine being the person that finds his d1ck? :no:

    • MrsL

      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      TMZ is reporting that Porsha Williams has been charged with assault.
      by MrsL on Apr 16, 2014 at 5:58 pm
      ————
      Sorry don’t agree with this. The video shows them both talking trash in each other faces and Porsha popped off first. You keep trying people blowing foghorns in their face and insulting their family you might come across the right one. You can’t purposely taunt and provoke people and then cry wolf when they drag you. You take that @ss whooping like a big dawg same as you was running your mouth. SR can we get a lunch or pm post on this?? I got words for Kenya fake thug self :waiting:
      _________________

      Kenya needs to quit before she suffers from some severe karma. She wanted this to happen. Hope Porsha has a good lawyer because you know Kenya won’t give up.

    • Diva

      :wave: hey Roses :kiss: to all my peeps that I miss some turrible

    • missyJ

      I thought it. You typed it.

      ===============

      :gossip: I said ish 4 post ago

    • http://n/a n1kk1a

      Soooo…. I thought castration was just the chopping off of the nuts?? Am I wrong? :blink:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      scorpio says:

      looks like someone saved it. I wonder if it was in a Ziploc freezer bag?
      ___________________

      If it wasn’t immediately packed in ice in a Ziplock bag they won’t be able to reattach it. :no:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      MrsL says:

      TMZ is reporting that Porsha Williams has been charged with assault.
      _________________

      Do you notice the assault charges are against reality TV stars? I’m surprised the police aren’t cracking down on these fake assault reports. :no:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Ni ni says:

      I wonder he might have accidentally had relations with a male while possibly under the influence.
      __________________

      Self-mutilation is common with paranoid schizophrenics.

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      n1kk1a says:

      Soooo…. I thought castration was just the chopping off of the nuts?? Am I wrong?
      ________________

      Technically, yes, that’s what it means. But to me and to the layman, castration means cutting off the penis. I have never heard of anyone cutting off the testicles and leaving the penis intact. :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      just realized MiMi Faust and Lauren London where in Pharells Fronting Video
      :lol:

      GEEZE video chicks have come a LOOOOONNG way

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Was he on dem baff salts? :wave: acha night crew!

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @luvin seeing as how we did not notice Mimi in that video until now, is it safe to say that even back then she was irrelevant? *files nails* or nah?

    • http://n/a n1kk1a

      Good point! Thanks for clearing that up for me! Lol!

    • luVn_liFe…

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:seeing as how we did not notice Mimi in that video until now, is it safe to say that even back then she was irrelevant? *files nails* or nah?
      ~~~~~~~~~~
      :cold:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @luvn :hahaha:

    • sassyshe

      Obviously this man has some untreated mental health issues

      Also cases like this is where I am happy where church officials are starting to be held responsible for failure to report when a member is in some form of crisis. Often you have cases (not saying that is the situation here) where troubled individuals go to clergy members for help. Church officials need to understand that when they cannot help an individual it is time that a person see another specialist – i.e counselor, psychologist, psychiatrist, etc because telling them to leave it to prayer is not always the solution

    • sassyshe

      Heard that home depot has been sold out in several states of the shower curtain rod that Mimi had. Bet Mona is slapping herself upside the head that she didnt think about marketing some shower rods at the same time she made Mimi release that trailer

    • Sunkissed404

      Dang! He must’ve contracted an STD or something…Can’t think of another reason for him castrating himself.

    • newscutey

      I’m hearing it is common for men with schizophrenia to try to castrate themselves. Police say he wasn’t on drugs. Sandra, time for a medical minute please….

    • newscutey

      disregard, you already commented on that. :)

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      sassyshe says:

      Obviously this man has some untreated mental health issues

      Also cases like this is where I am happy where church officials are starting to be held responsible for failure to report when a member is in some form of crisis. Often you have cases (not saying that is the situation here) where troubled individuals go to clergy members for help. Church officials need to understand that when they cannot help an individual it is time that a person see another specialist – i.e counselor, psychologist, psychiatrist, etc because telling them to leave it to prayer is not always the solution
      _________________

      Comment of the Day. :trophy:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      See, I know they said have a little talk with Jesus makes it right, however I agree. Go see someone who is trained to help you. Your pastor can only do but so much. The Pastors should refer people when they see the person is beyond church help. Pray and go seek professional help!!

    • pointhimout

      was he that upset about being uncircumcised?

      seriously though, wth? kill yoself cuz of what? A lot of people are mentally unstable and have managed to sift through life ok. I wonder what pushed him over the edge. What made him grab a ginsu or blade and sever his jank? OUCH. Crazy story man.

    • pointhimout

      As for talking to your pastor, I wish I might. I can agree that the pastor should refer you out, but remember in black churches, you people pray away everything. Being gay, fat, poor health, no jobs, stab wounds, bums hanging on the corners, multiple liquor stores on one block, etc. Black people will pray about everything and let go, let God. U better get ur unstable ass in somebody’s mental health office. I’m not one for stacks of medication, but if it’s going to get you on a positive path, I can’t knock it.

      Your pastor, if you know him, can be the voice of reason, but if he’s god on earth amongst his members, you aren’t going to get far cuz he probably just wants to make sure your monetary contributions will not cease. Get professional help.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Listen, at my grandmom’s church, the pastor will tell you your going to hell if you ask God to forgive you more than once. I’m sure he is not the only fool in a church doing that. All that to say a Pastor is not the end all be all. Yes pray and give it to God, but seek professional help. Let God lead you to some help!!!

    • Just Looking

      This is a tragic story on one hand, but on the other hand….

      The 2nd story as in 1 then 2, he probably didn’t have time to get the 12th floor after cutting off his balls….

      GOODNIGHT

    • pointhimout

      ^^^EXACTLY. “I pray to God and already claimed that car. My credit is horrible, but I prayed about it.” Uh yeah, God says pay ur damn bills and clean up ur credit. Denied. We can all agree that basically, have common sense a seek a true professional when your mental health issues.

    • pointhimout

      my 64 comment is for 62…

    • sassyshe

      Thanks Sandra

    • sassyshe

      Comment # 64 :dead: :rofl:

    • pointhimout

      Lord, what is Columbus Short doing? He’s destined to fire himself like Isiah Washington did. You’re messing with the publicity of a hit prime time show. Keep telling yourself you can’t be replaced. Guess who can best you in this role with little to no effort: Anthony Mackie. He’ll fit right in immediately.

      Get your affairs and anger management together young blood.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      :dead: God did NOT send Jesus to die on the cross to fix your credit!! Pay your drag on bill is right!! Maybe if you stop buying 300$ hair, you could pay your bills, and fix your credit. Go on and keep laughing at June bug at the family BBQ when he starts to rant. Talking about he been like that, we praying for him though. Ugh. Jesus be some Obama Care and a doctor.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @pointhimout that gravi though….. Lol

    • Just Looking

      The po po is looking for her.

      :waves: Warrant for the arrest.

      Po Silly Chile, she let Kenya set her up.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      :dead: God did NOT send Jesus to die on the cross to fix your credit!! Pay your drag on bill is right!! Maybe if you stop buying 300$ hair, you could pay your bills, and fix your credit. Go on and keep laughing at June bug at the family BBQ when he starts to rant. Talking about he been like that, we praying for him though. Ugh. Jesus be some Obama Care and a doctor.

      ^^^^^^^^ :cosign: ALLA THAT!!!!

    • Who Dat

      As a basketball fantic I wanna thank TVOne for that Unsung Hollywood just now on the Harlem Globetrotters. :thankyou:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Just saw a mugshot of Porsha :ghost: Kenya Kenya :no: Bytch deserved that azz kicking! No respect for Kenya messy baboon booty azz :nono:

    • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      Just saw a mugshot of Porsha :ghost:
      _________________

      Come on! How many times do reality stars call the police about fake ass whuppings and then you never hear about the case again?

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Sandra what are you doing up :waves: Okay I stand corrected :oops:

    • Mr.BluPhi

      Doesn’t the good book say something about if your right hand offends your left hand, chop it off???

    • pointhimout

      reality tv has no limits. i guess next time they’ll fake a near death experience. Kenya will drop the charges after the reunion episodes air. And what’s with the reunion showing in 3 episodes like what they’re saying is so juicy? chop this bs up to a 90 episode and be done. Sadly, the Nene’s of reality tv land will look back 20 years from now thinking they were ground breaking. When whores get used up, nobody cares about her story. Anything for a check.

      But yeah, this is fake. I wish I might get a mug shot and have a smile or smirk on my face…not showing nan toof, but mean mugging and sizing up the cops. #nosizequeen

    • JerseyGirl68

      See what false teaching and false religion does to the mind of a human being.

      Now either this dude felt guilty about being a homosexual or someone slipped him a mickey.

      Either way, that fool is cray cray.

    • JerseyGirl68

      Now as for Miss Porsha, that was the best mug shot in the history of the criminal justice system.

      I am glad she beat Kenya’s a**. Now she has street cred.

      Kenya should have taken her a** whoppin like a woman and not called 5-0. Snitches deserve stitches. LOL

      Now then again, Kenya needs a storyline for next season. Doesn’t she?

    • Afiya

      Good Morning Roses! :hi:

      :offtopic: (VENT)

      Why this young lady at work ALWAYS positions herself to STARE a me :angry: :stop: STOP!! It’s ANNOYING as fukkk and I’m about to say something but I know I will hurt her feelings and she’s senstive and really wants my attention but I AIN’T ABOUT YOUR LIFE!!! GET OUT MY DAMN FACE and LIVE!! GOODNESS! :phew: :thankyou: I NEED TO SAY THAT…NOW… *building fort to block her view*

      :kona:

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      Afiya :lol:
      Morning all. I am here for the Kenya slander :waiting:
      #TEAMFREEPORSHA
      I don’t care if it’s fake. I’ll be your Huckleberry :eek:

    • OpinionHated

      Mr. Johnson cut of his johnson… that is irony…..

      @ #80: cracking the heck up at you building a fort – if you’re a dude scratch your balls if you’re a chick scratch your snatch – if that don’t make her turn away run she’s gonna get you…..

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      Columbus Short has assaulted his wife again. This sucka ain’t finna be a Gladiator no mo. He is about to look like Lil Walter for real :facepalm:

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      I remember that Pharrell fronting video. I went byke and watched. Mimi was barely even noticeable. It’s like Stevie got her in it and they kept trying to pan away from her :no: I saw Stevie in there. That’s my dawg :rofl: Whatever happened to the “main” chick. She was in a few videos byke in the day. I always thought she was cute. Skinty but cute.

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      Mr. Johnson cut of his johnson… that is irony…..
      ______________________
      HOW DREADFUL :ghost:

    • Ni ni

      I just read about columbus short attacking his wife. Fame is not for everybody. If its turning you into a nut, get out. He seems like a ticking time bomb. His folks should see about him if theyre not already.

    • missyJ

      MY STEP-DEDDY GOT ON HIS PLANE THIS MORNING TO CARRY HIM HOME :nun:

    • missyJ

      Columbus needs to put down the bolla, drunk life ain’t for everybody. Folks like me, we drank, get chill on gon ta bed.

      He prolly drankin that dark likka, nigras cain’t handle it. Well he gon be real angry when Shonda :ban: Y’all know Taye Diggs somewhere in his bafroom mirra memorizing old Scandal episodes :coffee:

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      Nini I know disease, ignorance and mental illness are real but I promise you people who have “made it” whether it be celebrity of just in regular old life who do dumb stuff like baffle me. It’s like they are touched in the head and can’t see past that moment. Or almost as if they have no control of themselves. I want to say it’s sad but I can’t keep giving energy to people who should know better :no

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      So people are really mad about Diddy speaking at Howard. SR post on it?
      They are PISSED. On one hand I get what they mean. You are in a collegiate setting speaking to new grads and you did not graduate from THAT school…or a school at all. Even though he did attend.. BUT he is a successful businessman. He can actually offer a lot of insight and tips to them when they go out into the REAL world. College is all fun and games until you have to go out there into the real world and make it. Oh and let us not forget there are a lot of pank toes who speak at colleges without degrees… and her honorary ones :tea:

    • OpinionHated

      Holy Clip**** Batman – just read that Mr. Johnson’s Weiner could not be reattached… dang…..

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      Y’all know Taye Diggs somewhere in his bafroom mirra memorizing old Scandal episodes
      ____________________
      :hahaha: Oh he is SEW ready. This is not for you TAYE. Contrary to popular belief he is not that good of an actor. Terrence Howard and Morris Chesnut should get invited before him. Taye would be :hump: all them pank toes on that show within minutes :rofl: Find him a new wifey

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky: says:

      So people are really mad about Diddy speaking at Howard. SR post on it?
      They are PISSED. On one hand I get what they mean. You are in a collegiate setting speaking to new grads and you did not graduate from THAT school…or a school at all. Even though he did attend.. BUT he is a successful businessman. He can actually offer a lot of insight and tips to them when they go out into the REAL world. College is all fun and games until you have to go out there into the real world and make it. Oh and let us not forget there are a lot of pank toes who speak at colleges without degrees… and her honorary ones
      ___________________

      Steve Jobs :tea: and yes I have a problem with them both speaking. There are so many successful (college graduates) that could have spoken IJS but eh :coffee: I totally get what your saying as well.

    • missyJ

      Taye would be :hump: all them pank toes on that show within minutes :rofl: Find him a new wifey

      =======================

      Dat gul that plays the fake mistress would be just his style :yes:

      Michael B. Jordan could be the new Harrison. Can we start a petition??

    • luVn_liFe…

      * Demand is going through the roof for gymnastics-strength shower rods all thanks to “Love & Hip Hop” star Mimi Faust’s sex tape acrobatics and Home Depot, Lowe’s, Target, and Walmart are struggling to keep up.

      *Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Andre Johnson is just plain Andre now … because doctors weren’t able to reattach his penis.

      MOrning :wave:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      missyJ says:

      Columbus needs to put down the bolla, drunk life ain’t for everybody. Folks like me, we drank, get chill on gon ta bed.
      He prolly drankin that dark likka, nigras cain’t handle it. Well he gon be real angry when Shonda :ban: Y’all know Taye Diggs somewhere in his bafroom mirra memorizing old Scandal episodes
      __________________

      I believe that dude has mental issues…. he gone fawk around and get his tail fired :tea: something is wrong with em… he probably be running around the house in character and shyt… bout like the guy that play Sonny Corinthos on General Hospital…. :hahaha: he is bipolar in real life and he pulled a gun out on his wife thinking he was Sonny Corinthos ….. playing all those characters can possibly mess with ya head I guess :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Hey Luvyn :waves:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Just give me da light and pass da dro :whistle: Just give me da light :danban:

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      (cups hands to mouth) SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRR :warning:
      You the best and we ain’t trying to do your job for you but we got like 3 potential posts for you:
      Columbus Short assaulting his wife ..again
      Porsha getting locked up. You might think it’s fake but uh… It’s post worthy.
      Lamar Odom signed with the Knicks for the rest of the season. BUT THE SEASON IS LIKE OVER. And they didn’t make the playoffs :rofl:

    • missyJ

      he probably be running around the house in character and shyt…

      ==============================

      Nawl, he running around in Cyrus character. Drankin, accusing his wife of cheating with the Vice Presidents husband :lol:

    • missyJ

      *Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Andre Johnson is just plain Andre now … because doctors weren’t able to reattach his penis

      =====================

      TEEEEWWWWWW EARLY for yo chit!!

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      So he penis gone and it’s never coming byke :crying1: Can you imagine looking down and seeing nothing :no: He is going to be :shock: and :woohoo: bat spit crazy for the rest of his life. And he can’t hang from shower rods and poke folks no mo. That’s a hard life. I don’t wish that on nobody. He is going to kill himself for real now. ALL JOKES ASIDE.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      missyJ says:

      he probably be running around the house in character and shyt…
      ==============================
      Nawl, he running around in Cyrus character. Drankin, accusing his wife of cheating with the Vice Presidents husband
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      :hahaha:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Does this mean he has to pee through a tube :thinking:

    • missyJ

      Does this mean he has to pee through a tube :thinking:

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      Can’t they make him a lil somethin somethin to go down there like they do for the lady dudes??

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      Does this mean he has to pee through a tube :thinking:
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      Stop being logical about this trying to think about the repercussions and his quality of life. DUDE CUT HIS OWN DACK OFF..JUMPED OUT A 2 STORY WINDER :smack: and ran out in the streets. All of my trying to figure out what happen did with DUDE CUT HIS OWN DACK OFF

    • Wasting time

      :waves: Morning Roses

      Now there can be Andre and the Angry Inch :thinking: Who can play Andre in the Broadway debut?

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :thinking: interesting

    • Afiya

      So Diddy is the #1 Hip Hop money maker (GTS), Jay ain’t nowheres near Diddy, I’m believing @Man now, Jay riding B moneytrain. I know Jay :mad: as 2 fukks that he ain’t kang. :ha:

    • kamadiva

      Morning All! :hi:

      @Taken – Chile, I loves me some you!!! I am catching up on the posts from yesterday and reading comments. You are hilarious and I must say, I look for your comments!! LOVE THEM!!! U just might be my new girl crush :shame: (no homo…I loves the D) :lol:

      Your comment on #83 – “I’ll be your Huckleberry” is one of my fav quotes from the ONLY cowboy movie I love! #Tombstone

      :kona: going back to reading and catch up

    • Afiya

      :newpost:

    • kamadiva

      Oops…comment #81

    • MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

      Sounds like we need a Diddy post :waiting: I know he and Cassie tried to shut you down but you handled it :eek:
      What is Diddy making his money off of? Ciroc? I know Sean John ain’t hitting on Nathan… I did see some in Macy’s the other day and was like FOR WHY :no: But that’s right he has the tv channel…. That takes money though…. Hmmm… Let me find the article :pc:

    • Wasting time

      lol Diddy has way more ventures outside of Rap than Hov does. Ciroc made close to 300 million alone last year; then he launched the water line and the TV Station and they count projected advertising dollars into that. Not to mention his line at Macy’s. I’m shocked he isn’t at a billion and they clocking him at 700 million. He went from 580 million last year to 700 million. 120 million bump at bad though.

    • free

      Wasting time says: lol Diddy has way more ventures outside of Rap than Hov does. Ciroc made close to 300 million alone last year; then he launched the water line and the TV Station and they count projected advertising dollars into that. Not to mention his line at Macy’s. I’m shocked he isn’t at a billion and they clocking him at 700 million. He went from 580 million last year to 700 million. 120 million bump at bad though.

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      yea, HU graduates and their parents are slaying him because they still think of him as the rapper with bout 50 kids from 10 baby mamas. in reality, he has done far more than rap.

    • Wasting time

      Why are we getting another slave movie :no: and in this one Jaden Smith playing the cross dressing Henry “Onion” Shackleford :cry: Why God Why !

      This and Jada nude pic do we call Child Services now ?!?!?

    • JerseyGirl68

      In Matthew 18:7-9, Yeshua (aka Jesus) said, “[7] Woe to the world because of the things that cause people to stumble! Such things must come, but woe to the person through whom they come! [8] If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire. [9] And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell.”

      You all are not ready for the true and real Gospel of Yeshua. Naw, you want that “Name It And Claim It” Burger King (Have It Your Way) type of religion that has you on the broad way to hell. Selah.

    • I Run New York

      The doctors weren’t able to reattach his penis. That sucks. I hope he gets some help. He must be battling some serious demons to do that to himself.