Morning Wood: Mr. Marc Eppinger

Sandra Rose April 9, 2014

A loyal reader sent in these images of her friend “The Bad Guy” Mr. Marc Eppinger. She says Marc is a student, model, and entrepreneur from Atlanta.

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Beta

Why I thought it said Mr. Marcus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU Miss Iyana stay RAZZLING on you hating bishes :nun:

So IG pics count as Studio quality shots now???? Let me go get my flex on den..
Who Dat

Hate the lip bites. Makes u look like a Boi Pusscee vid extra.
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

Think of something positive Think of something positive gotta do that first
The color of his lips match his goatee
Matchsticks

one word: no

And what’s up with “friends” sending in pics for their “friends” as if the “friend” in the pics is just unconcerned about being featured and casually agrees to have these random pics submitted???
missyJ

InstaGram got every body thanking they is smart they is speschul they is important.

student, model, and entrepreneur from Atlanta aka his resume reads

Tommy 1979-present
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

Are sure these are professional studio quality photos? Some of these look like they came off an Iphone and they were sexting.
@Dubb: He does look like he’d fit right in for throw that boi poosay. Like the camera would zoom in and he would be biting his lip.
How he laying down in the tub like he surfboarTING his GOTDANG self???????? He talented yo
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dis nigga got crabs or sum’n? why he scratching like that??

he need to step back and get in that bafftub. :smh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

is he a mobile fella? he seem to be laid-out or reclining quite a bit in these pics. is he a disable gent?

bless his heart, he keeping his upper body conditioned though
missyJ

one word: no

And what’s up with “friends” sending in pics for their “friends” as if the “friend” in the pics is just unconcerned about being featured and casually agrees to have these random pics submitted???

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I do have one friend I’d love to submit! He has no clue bout SR and would prolly hate it if he was. But he is grade A beef.. Kobe beef
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yep. its official. boy pussicat is the theme of the day.

now I see why Janelle only dates smartphones.
SummerBaby

I’m having a petty moment & I’m not sure why it’s bothering me that he has a iPhone 5c.
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

I’m going to submit my damn self for this section. If HE can be “wood”, I can too, eff it.

He should become a lip model for “Weed Weekly”
Draya said “that’s what strippers do” puppylove

Damn you Sandra for posting the boi pucee vid now that’s all we gon hear about all day. But um he doo look like he would all up in the canera then lick: the hole
The Pearl!

I WANTED to give him a change based on pic 1 – hard to pull off that pose cuz even an in-shape nucca could like double-chinned. But THEN I got to pic 2 and SCREEEEEEECH!!!!! Before I scrolled past his EYEBROWS I saw the softness…then his hand in his pants like he itches — nothing sexy about it! Soooo disappointed in you, Mr. Marc. And the one of the water running down his face — he looks like the water stings. Not sexy.
SOTHERNGRL

I knew Cam didnt have anything to do with this one because his eyes are regular. anywho he just looks mean. Sorta reminds me of Eva baby deddy so I will pass.
Matchsticks

I do have one friend I’d love to submit! He has no clue bout SR and would prolly hate it if he was. But he is grade A beef.. Kobe beef
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and that’s fair…but question, does he have “model type” shots of him just available for viewing as if he’s not even trying but yet somehow can’t shake the undying need for folks to recognize them???
http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

Clearly Mr. Mark is neither a model nor a photographer. He ain’t a pretty boy either. But his body is right and I love his tats. I’ma give him a C for effort on these pics. He really deserves an F though.
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

is he a disable gent?

bless his heart, he keeping his upper body conditioned though

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I JUST HOLLERED So you think he wrote the guidelines for the ADA???? He be taking up all the front parking spots everywhere eye go? He go straight to the end for the large stall? He pee sitting down? He sit down to give folks standing ovations? He sympathize with Prestoris cause he on his level? SO MANNIE QUESTIONS.
Kudos to SR for giving us our first handi morning wood You are fair. I think though just so there is no mistake it should be labeled a little different. Like Special Wood….. Something like that.
Draya said “that’s what strippers do” puppylove

Awww ish Carrington submitting morning wood its gon be some in here and im here for it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

I’m not sure why it’s bothering me that he has a iPhone 5c
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*looks at phone*
i dunno
SOTHERNGRL

Oh and is dude about to pleasure himself in that selfie? If not thats what it looks like.
http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

Did anyone see The Game last night? If so, remember the part where Jason said that Luke looks like he has a big peen? This here what he was talking about. Now Ion’t know if Mr. Marc got a big one, but he look like he do.
Matchsticks

the way he’s holding that phone with his hand down his pants…
Draya said “that’s what strippers do” puppylove

SOMEBODY GO PUT TAKEN IN TIME OUT
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

Pearl you said it look like the water hurt him ? Like he hate to baize? < How my in-laws say bathe
Just Looking

Hello All It’s Hump Day

Umm this ret here. If I were single I would pass.

He look like he smoke all the time, I don’t want no PHOTO of you holding your thang, cause it look like you scratching. Like if your thang is that large. Let it lay to the side and let the imprint work for you.

Ya’ll have a Blessed Day….Take Care
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SummerBaby says:

I’m having a petty moment & I’m not sure why it’s bothering me that he has a iPhone 5c.
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why cuz its baby shower powder blue?
Wasting time

So Bussy is the theme of the day
Thanks for the confirmation !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

I knew Cam didnt have anything to do with this one because his eyes are regular. anywho he just looks mean. Sorta reminds me of Eva baby deddy so I will pass.

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yall gon learn to ‘preciate Cam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

This nigga did the “Chris Bosh/Nutt-in-the-Face” pose!

Man, Sandra be clowning yall on the slick.
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Just read this on the Source FB page:

There is a new Jay Z documentary, directed by Ron Howard, featuring Beyonce and Kanye West, coming in May.
The Pearl!

MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* says:

Pearl you said it look like the water hurt him ? Like he hate to baize? < How my in-laws say bathe

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@Taken, he just looks S-O-F-T! Like secretly, as the water is pelting his skin, he's thinking: "ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch that HURTS!" (whining like a bee-otch on the inside)
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

I’m lyin’, Draya. I took some nudes upon the forest with a broad for some photographer for a black and white coffee table book one year and I still can’t live that one down.

All my friends still bring that up as if it didn’t happen 10 years ago.

I’ll never forget it… it was me, the broad… the photographer… some trees, dead leaves taped to my goods to “cover up”… but the tape wouldn’t stick so they kept flying off.

It was AWFUL. (and then my grandmother put the damn picture on her floor model color tv for all the neighborhood biddy’s to talk about. You couldn’t see EITHER of our private parts, but you knew that we were naked, but for some reason, for old, messy ass folk I was, “down in Houston doing porn”. LOL
Draya said “that’s what strippers do” puppylove

@Nancy I already do. @Cam of you reading we is sorry. Please send in one of your selections tomorrow.
http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

Carrington says:

I’m going to submit my damn self for this section.
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Gone do it. We’ll be nice.
weFukNorNah

Who in the fugg submitted this????
SummerBaby

why cuz its baby shower powder blue?
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Yes, I think so. #Impetty
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

Chris Bosh/Nutt-in-the-Face” pose
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:crying1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

I think though just so there is no mistake it should be labeled a little different. Like Special Wood…..
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silently CRINE at my desk :crying1:
weFukNorNah

Mr.marc is certified trade…
missyJ

and that’s fair…but question, does he have “model type” shots of him just available for viewing as if he’s not even trying but yet somehow can’t shake the undying need for folks to recognize them???

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He does only because he’s that grade A. His 1 year old doorter could DRAW a pic of this man and you’d be droolin. All his pics is like model life lol I swear fo gawd
SOTHERNGRL

I scrolled back up that one in the shower he does look like that water too hot or to cold and the one with hin biting his lip to look sessi it just aint doing it for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

Somebody need to come get the Uncle posting these pics. This nigga look like DMX Daddy up here bitin his lip and chit.

But Sandra won’t give us no Morning Glory cause yall be hatin.
aRoTh

his resume reads

Tommy 1979-present
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So he waits to get to a hotel to take baffroom pics? Sir, do you have a place of residence? What type of backseat/trunk pic is that in the first pic?

and *looking to my right* happened to Jennifer Aniston’s face?
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

He looks like he stuck the tips of his fangers in his boi poosay smelt it and got mad at himself for how he smelt. Then he went to take a shower to wash it off ….. those are the next photos
weFukNorNah

This nigga look like his name is charles… He looks like Byron long or an extra in a porno called shut your mouth before I fukk it
http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

Carrington says:

I’ll never forget it… it was me, the broad… the photographer… some trees, dead leaves taped to my goods to “cover up”… but the tape wouldn’t stick so they kept flying off.
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Draya said “that’s what strippers do” puppylove

So Carrington you say YOUR MOMMA displayed your foray into soft porn proudly
SOTHERNGRL

directed by Ron Howard
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Why they dragging Opie into this.
SummerBaby

This nigga did the “Chris Bosh/Nutt-in-the-Face” pose!
Man, Sandra be clowning yall on the slick.
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“down in Houston doing porn”. LOL
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like when I moved to the bronx and my brother assumed I was stripping because when Eve moved to the bronx she was stripping at the Golden Lady and….. boy ppl sure know how to take an inch and go a mile with it.
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

I’ll never forget it… it was me, the broad… the photographer… some trees, dead leaves taped to my goods to “cover up”… but the tape wouldn’t stick so they kept flying off.
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SHEDDUP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

@USER
““down in Houston doing porn”. LOL
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like when I moved to the bronx and my brother assumed I was stripping because when Eve moved to the bronx she was stripping at the Golden Lady and….. boy ppl sure know how to take an inch and go a mile with it.
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Was you strippin tho?
Draya said “that’s what strippers do” puppylove

Im going upstairs to see Kandi dress
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

I just don’t unnastand why these remind me of jail sneakphone pictures.
Every single pose, every expression. That even look like jail water.

I try so hard to act right when I come in here, but he is giving me all types of young Fred Sanford in that fune car pose.

One thing is for sure – I can appreciate dude not being over-exaggerated.
He looks like someone I’d see on the skreets. Yep.
http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

weFukNorNah says:

He looks like Byron long or an extra in a porno called shut your mouth before I fukk it
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Big peen face = Porn face
SOTHERNGRL

You couldn’t see EITHER of our private parts, but you knew that we were naked, but for some reason, for old, messy ass folk I was, “down in Houston doing porn”. LOL
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Granny was like look at him. Going straight to hail. Outchea doing porn like he wasnt raised better than that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

Who in the fugg submitted this????

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this tickles me on SEW many levels… Whew Lawd!
Matchsticks

weFukNorNah says:

Mr.marc is certified trade…
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Somebody need to come get the Uncle posting these pics. This nigga look like DMX Daddy up here bitin his lip and chit.

But Sandra won’t give us no Morning Glory cause yall be hatin.
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he do look like he just came home tho

and know I wasnt stripping. to this day I wish I had tho. aint eem gonna lie
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat* :winky:

This nucca look like a extra from The Wire in that all black on. One of the crack heads that stayed in the abandoned buildings.
Like he the old dude at the porty with the jersey on tucked into his jeans talking about “aye now!!!! Put that no limit soldier on” Then he do the MASTER P arm dance where he move them up and down like he running
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That even look like jail water.
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Im so glad RWilli is here to collect my remains cuz this right here.
weFukNorNah

If I was straight I wish I would catch my man posing like this…
Wasting time

@User.
I hope its better than the Made in America one Opie did for Showtime.
I understand it was about the Festival but there wasn’t enough of Jay or his wife in that docu. Maybe they where saving for this one.
weFukNorNah

Something within me says his tongue pierced
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

Somebody need to come get the Uncle posting these pics.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

What type of backseat/trunk pic is that in the first pic?
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that’s the one that had started me wondering bout his mobility… it look like he tryna either scoot around so he can position his self to “drive” or eeva he tryna scoot out and get in his chair… i cant figure it out tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

or an extra in a porno called shut your mouth before I fukk it
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rwilli, you ont go back and help pappy at the home when you have spare time? cause you need to find something to do ‘sides tryna get me fiyed…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAoSDsAS4 Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

boy ppl sure know how to take an inch and go a mile with it.
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wait… what?! you ‘ont know Carrington like dat!!!
http://happysnappynappy.blogspot.com rozb

Why dos he look like he’s getting the water hose in prison?
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nancy what you talmbout baby?
Afiya

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pointhimout

he’s not a model. he’s a regular gym rat with pecs and six pac. it stops right there. if he were a working model or actor, you better believe the person would’ve run down his credits. he works a regular 9-5 at best.
tintin1979

yuck