Celebs Out & About: Jada Pinkett-Smith, Willow Smith, Kim Fields, David Beckham

Willow Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith coming out of Metro Bike Shop in SoHo

Willow Smith, left, and her mom Jada Pinkett Smith were spotted coming out of Metro Bike Shop in SoHo, New York on Wednesday.
Photos: JDH Imagez / Splash News

David Beckham and his son arrive at Soul Cycle Gym for a workout

Soccer star David Beckham and his son Brooklyn were seen arriving at Soul Cycle Gym for a workout yesterday.
Photo: Splash News

Kim Fields at the "Good Morning America" show in NYC

Actress Kim Fields and former “Facts of Life” co-star Lisa Welchel (not pictured) were guests on ‘Good Morning America’ today.
Photo: Jose Perez/Splash News

NeNe Leakes coming out of 'Watch What Happens Live' in SoHo

Reality TV personality NeNe Leakes was seen coming out of ‘Watch What Happens Live’ studios in SoHo, NY, on Tuesday.
Photos: JDH Imagez / Splash News



 


270 Responses to “Celebs Out & About: Jada Pinkett-Smith, Willow Smith, Kim Fields, David Beckham”

  1. 1
    Afiya says:

    Why them Smith chillren ALWAYS look so damn MISERABLE????? GEEWIZ!!

  2. 2

    :eek:

    Willow lookin like Kermit with some blonde turds on his head.

  3. 3

    Kim Fields = Vee from OITNB

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    Tootie :love:
    And nene needs to dress her age :tea:

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    aaaaaaand just like that “Willow Stank Face” just became a meme. :champ:

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    sassyshe says:

    Wtf with kim fields hair

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    pointhimout says:

    i hope to know what it’s like to be bicoastal or at least have a couple homes to lay my head in. jada nem manse is in cali, yet they spend quite a bit of time in ny.

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    lovezoe says:

    Nene looks cute. That ain’t Reginè.

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    David’s son has really grown :shock:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Jada must have a fountain of youth at her home.

    Willow look like she got the bubble guts

    Beckham’s son looks like a spessial snowflake :eek:

    NeNi’s shoes! :heart: YES hunty

    TOOTIE!!!!! :happy:

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    Beta says:

    Willows expression :lol:

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    Afiya says:

    You ain’t lyin’ DTTS, she so damn childish, what’s up with that bag “I’m RICH BITCH” Really, no you ain’t,cause if you were, you wouldn’t have to advertize it…dumb azz!!! :smh:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    jada nem manse is in cali, yet they spend quite a bit of time in ny
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Yeah they Do POINT. I seen PICS of Will Yesterday on a yacht in St.Barts or somewhere
    Good for them

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    why is Tootie’s fleur de lis upside down? must be loominatee :think:

    Nene got a bag of all her sayings :facepalm: well at least she didnt put it on a tshirt and try to sell it to us.

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    Locapoca says:

    I love Ne Ne’s shoes! I just realized that her hand bag is a collage of all of her “famous quotes” from RHOA.

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    Beta says:

    Licks lips David is so dam sexy and ion even like yt mens

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    Nene toes throwing in them gang signs in one of them pics :lol:

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    lovezoe says:

    Nene got a bag of all her sayings well at least she didnt put it on a tshirt and try to sell it to us.
    —-
    Not yet

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Nene got a bag of all her sayings :facepalm: well at least she didnt put it on a tshirt and try to sell it to us.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    she’s selling the bag.

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    Beta says:

    The facts of life is still in rotation

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    sassyshe says:

    Wtf with kim fields hair
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    like she got electrocuted :no:

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    ShadeQueen46 says:

    Nene has a purse with all of her punchlines. I hope she wont be carrying it around in 10+ years like Chilli still carries that purse with her son on it.

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    Beta says:

    Nene’s hair is always hideous

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    :chase: Beta for that Stevie W. gravi :hahaha:

  26. 26
    luVn_liFe... says:

    NeNi does have a TSHIRT line :yes: Im very RIch Bishh $150

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    Locapoca says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    she’s selling the bag.
    ^^^^^^

    But isnt that a Hermes Birkin Bag? Nene better not try to do no “Donald Trump Rich” Hermes Birkin Collection :no:

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    libra80sbaby says:

    :kona:

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    VDot says:

    :offtopic: Why come no one told me Marsha Ambrosius released a new album. I’m super stoked :yahoo:

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    Wasting time says:

    Why does Willow have that face on :no:

    David Beckem … Yum Yum !

    Kim Fields looks good but she need a Regine wig STAT

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Locapoca says: isnt that a Hermes Birkin Bag? Nene better not try to do no “Donald Trump Rich” Hermes Birkin Collection :no:
    ~~~~~~~~~
    IONo I was being facetious. DID she write on her bag :eek: or BIRKIN makes it already like that?

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    Just Looking says:

    Good Afternoon Dolls :nun:

    Loving Mrs. Leakes Bag :yahoo:

    :waves: @ Ms. Flashnight :rofl:

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    hell_on_heels says:

    WORK MRS. JADA! Representing for the little chicks! I always say, “Anything More Than A Mouth Full Is Too Much”! & Ne Ne looks cute here & yes, I’m loving her bag:-).

  34. 34
    CHA CHA says:

    Looking at Lenethias purse with Willows face :hahaha: She tried it

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    Just Looking says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    Locapoca says: isnt that a Hermes Birkin Bag? Nene better not try to do no “Donald Trump Rich” Hermes Birkin Collection :no:
    ~~~~~~~~~
    IONo I was being facetious. DID she write on her bag :eek: or BIRKIN makes it already like that?
    _______________
    @Loca and Luvn – Yeah, that’s what it looks like, I like how the handles, are wrapped with scarfs.

    It seems as if she had some do Graffiti….Maybe a Hermes like bag in on her line. However, her line is HSN made it official launch :shrug: Don’t see them advertising BI T C H on their airwaves.

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    @VDot…I didn’t know that either. I LOVE Marsha. I saw her in concert one time and she is a mess!!!! :computer: going to look up this CD

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    lovezoe says:

    Watching this show on tv, AKeys ex up there. Where he been?

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    Bliss says:

    What’s wrong with Willow? :no:

  39. 39

    lovezoe says:

    Watching this show on tv, AKeys ex up there. Where he been?
    _____________________

    you watching Born to Style!!!!! :nun:

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    Just Looking says:

    Tootie looks great at 44 for having a baby.

    I’m slightly Jealous, JUST a lil.

    Where do you have the energy and time….

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    Just Looking says:

    :waves: @ Zoe – Long Time :hug: How are the boys.

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    OpinionHated says:

    Willow is far too cute a girl to always look so forlorn and miserable – please take this child to Disney or Diagon Alley or anyplace where she can hae fun and be a kid and S M I L E

    Kim Fields looks good – she dang near 50….

    Not the best pic of Brooklyn cause that boy is pretty handsome… all the boys are – good genes….

    Lovin Nene’s shoes and I would hook them up the same way – white top blue jeans… absolutely hate her bag – its tacky as hell….

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    Bliss says:

    What’s wrong with Willow?
    ______________________________

    she’s 12-13. thats just how preteens look half the time. get on my dam nerves like their life is just sooooooo hard :rolleyes:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    JL :wave: Tootie recently had a baby?

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    pointhimout says:

    $150 for a tshirt? a tshirt? nobody that stupid. you can’t have ur clothing line in kmart and then sell tshirts on line for $150. ur brand all phucked up.

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    OpinionHated says:

    VDot says:

    Why come no one told me Marsha Ambrosius released a new album. I’m super stoked
    ———————-
    Amazing voice – not sure why she never blew up – probably cause she don’t show her tits and azz….

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    I actually think despite her layer of makeup Nene looks ok :shrugs: DTTS older folks can’t wear ripped jeans? :rofl:
    Willow Smith :no: If you don’t have nothing nice to say so I won’t today. You are welcome Willow

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    Locapoca says:

    pointhimout says:

    $150 for a tshirt? a tshirt? nobody that stupid. you can’t have ur clothing line in kmart and then sell tshirts on line for $150. ur brand all phucked up.

    ^^^^^^^

    Thats as bad as when Evelyn Lozada was trying to sell her makeup in the earlier stages and people were calling her out because the makeup was from this place called Coastal Scents that did wholesale in China. All Evelyn did was put her logo on the packaging but then tried to charge MAC prices :hahaha:

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    pointhimout says:

    $150 for a tshirt? a tshirt? nobody that stupid. you can’t have ur clothing line in kmart and then sell tshirts on line for $150. ur brand all phucked up.
    _______________

    I think a lot of designers do that. Isaac Mizrahi, Betsy Johnson, Donna Ricco. they have cheap lines and expensive lines. getting money across the board.

    I dont how its working out for Lenethia but it has been done before.

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    Who Dat says:

    Tootie done came a LONG way from Eastland Academy, them roller skates and them braces.

    JUST showed how old I am.

    :kona:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I think a lot of designers do that. Isaac Mizrahi, Betsy Johnson, Donna Ricco. they have cheap lines and expensive lines. getting money across the board.
    ~~~~~~~~~
    :yes: yup USER Mizrahi is in Target.

  52. 52
    Who Dat says:

    Is Mrs. Garrett still with us or has she managed to die and I missed it?

    Goes to da Google <<< what my aunt call it. :pc:

  53. 53

    @IS: Whaaaaaaaaa? LuAnn tried it with Harry?! As much as she talks about manners and stuff??!!! And also about loyalty and friends. I would be shocked but she’s white and that how that white chicks do one another
    :pacifier: < — lil boy face. THAT’S RACIST!!! :hahaha:
    But Harry! Come on you were just Sonya is my soul mate. Not Harry is smooth and all but I think he has a real problem cause he cannot focus. I think he lets his wee lead him. Sonya is going to be super hurt. BUT remember they tried to say she slept with Carol’s dude. She seems like she would too :yes: BTW is it me or did Carol get annoying, skinnier (hard to be) and a little divaish this season? Like she thinks she is all that…

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    Amazing voice – not sure why she never blew up – probably cause she don’t show her tits and azz….
    ________________________

    aint enough T&A in this world to make up for that ugly ass face. she was cuter when she was fluffy.

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    User Friendly says:

    Amazing voice – not sure why she never blew up – probably cause she don’t show her tits and azz….
    ________________________
    aint enough T&A in this world to make up for that ugly ass face.
    _______________

    :ghost:

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    aint enough T&A in this world to make up for that ugly ass face. she was cuter when she was fluffy.
    ______________________
    I don’t like her :no: Her voice reminds me of a dead billy goat. Like she kin to Rhianna. I liked say yes but when they performed it live and it would go past a certain time or section on the radio I would be like :wtf: I can’t

  57. 57
    Who Dat says:

    Mrs. Garrett still here.

    She old as fawk…but she still with us.

    :yes:

  58. 58
    VDot says:

    aint enough T&A in this world to make up for that ugly ass face. she was cuter when she was fluffy.

    _______________________

    :lol: :spank: I like her. She’s not pretty per se, but I think she’s sexy. I saw her live and she was great. Very charming :yes:

  59. 59

    So I just saw more of the Thotsleine is high video by the dude that recorded her. Said he smashed her and she is a whore that Stevie trying to turn into a housewife :shock: It is tragic. She screaming random stuff like I need a big C O O O O O O C K…..
    She is rapping like a SPED. For real. It’s 13 minutes of him talking and then her rapping. It’s worth the 13 minutes. Even when she yelling like she cray :eek:

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    lovezoe says:

    User :yes:

    JL- everyone’s great :heart:

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    :pray: they go ahead with the Long Island Railroad strike so I can get me some free days off of work.

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    Who Dat says:

    Isaac Mizrahi
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    I tore the Target LINE UP YOU HEAR ME? Folks be like ohhhh I like that sweater Dub…

    Me: Really? Its Isaac Mizrahi :nun:

    I left off the part about its his line FOR Target. They dont need to know all dat.

  63. 63
    VDot says:

    I don’t like her :no: Her voice reminds me of a dead billy goat.

    ___________________

    :huh: First Prince, now this. :nono: I only have you a pass music wise because you like the ratchet music and can quote Lil Wayne, but I’m seriously thinking of revoking your music card. :huh:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    All I have to say is John Legend you see Tootie/Raygene up there with her pants rolled up like you had yours yesterday. Now what does that tell you.

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    V Dot :bite: I’mma tread lightly

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    MisTaken is #unbothered :cool: says:

    @IS: Whaaaaaaaaa? LuAnn tried it with Harry?! As much as she talks about manners and stuff??!!! And also about loyalty and friends. I would be shocked but she’s white and that how that white chicks do one another
    < — lil boy face. THAT’S RACIST!!!
    But Harry! Come on you were just Sonya is my soul mate. Not Harry is smooth and all but I think he has a real problem cause he cannot focus. I think he lets his wee lead him. Sonya is going to be super hurt. BUT remember they tried to say she slept with Carol’s dude. She seems like she would too BTW is it me or did Carol get annoying, skinnier (hard to be) and a little divaish this season? Like she thinks she is all that…

    ________________________________________

    i have NEVER liked LuAnn :nono: from her "don't introduce me to 'the help' by my first name" days, to her sleeping w/that pirate/johnny depp look-alike that time they went to some island in a past season (actually cheated on Jacques!). Lu still mad cause Sonya's nail tech said Lu like to bed short french mens cause she a domma-naytricks. i belee Sonya slept w/Carol's boi toi, and Harry done slept w/just about all of 'em :phew:
    I used to think Carol was down to earth and unbothered, but she IS starting to irritate me (especially after she asked Aviva's dad if that Black Miss America was a "squirter" :nono: i was :shocked" and disgusted :hurl: plus, all season i been looking for this 'great arse' she keep tawkin bout. i have yet to "see" it :no: yt womens… :rolleyes:

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    Who Dat says:
    I tore the Target LINE UP YOU HEAR ME? Folks be like ohhhh I like that sweater Dub…

    Me: Really? Its Isaac Mizrahi

    I left off the part about its his line FOR Target. They dont need to know all dat.
    ___________________________

    :yes: I have a sweater from him from Target that I absolutely LOVE. Always see him on QVC too. Mizrahi be everywhere. Groupon, Ideeli…that jew man said he is gettin in where he fits in with his cute self!

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    VDot says:

    So I just saw more of the Thotsleine is high video by the dude that recorded her

    _____________

    Where? :eek:

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    Who Dat says:

    You dont like Marsha @Taken? Its an acquired taste to the billy goat voice that you reference I suppose. Its more of a yodel. Aaron Neville-ish on female I guess.

    I was more of a fan after she tore “If Only You Knew” a new one. And I dont like NOBODY to mess with Patti songs. NO BAWDEE :eek:

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    @Dot the takeout place… go see…

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    MisTaken is #unbothered :cool: says:

    So I just saw more of the Thotsleine is high video by the dude that recorded her. Said he smashed her and she is a whore that Stevie trying to turn into a housewife :shock: It is tragic. She screaming random stuff like I need a big C O O O O O O C K…..
    She is rapping like a SPED. For real. It’s 13 minutes of him talking and then her rapping. It’s worth the 13 minutes. Even when she yelling like she cray
    _______________

    Did you hear the butt fawked part :eek: that ninja Steebie La’ Gay :gay:

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    Who Dat says:

    You dont like Marsha @Taken? Its an acquired taste to the billy goat voice that you reference I suppose. Its more of a yodel. Aaron Neville-ish on female I guess.
    __________

    Not a Marsha fan either…. not my cup of tea :no:

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    Who Dat says:

    Did you hear the butt fawked part that ninja Steebie La’ Gay

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Please spill this tea. Cause a bish aint got no home ‘puter after last night and I aint fuggin with fake out when I get home on my phone.

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    @IS: I :cosign: everything you said about RHONY. LuAnn is a phony. PERIOD. She has been creeping on Jac and her old husband. That’s the arrangement they had if you ask me. She married for money and a title. PERIOD. Probably hoed herself out. Sonya better find her somebody cause she is not getting any younger and her house and body are falling apart. I don’t care for the new model blond. She think she is pretty so that solves everything. And while her dude is a DACK I think they are not a good match. He married her for her looks and thinks she needs to shut up and enjoy the good life he is providing. She can’t understand that he doesn’t worship her and that he has to make a living. She nags him SOOOOOOOOOO much I am like shutup. She knew the deal. Surprisingly this season I like Heather best. Even with her holla stuff. And Carol. We get it you dated famous people. You still look like one of them skeleton pirates off the Caribbean movie.

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    Crimsontide says:

    Kim!!!! :yahoo: even though it looks like she stuck her finger in a socket. Her curly fro aint quite right. Curls are cute, but still not right…

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    Aaron Neville-ish on female I guess.
    ______________
    :yes: I have always made jokes about his voice. Said he sounded like he was signing into a fan on high :rofl:
    About Thotseline: She “rapped” the whole time. She basically kept saying she take it in the :buttshake: and so does Stevie. She kept saying give me the D and put it in my :buttshake: it was tragic :no: Then she tried to say she been having money shout out to Rick Ross and Trick Daddy :facepalm: Then she kept shouting out Waka Flocka like for 30 minutes. Maybe that’s why Tammy :box: cause she did seem super thirsty

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    so Deborah Cox is going to provide the vocals for the Whitty Hutton movie. :yes: I think that will work out but what yall think?

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    lovezoe says:

    I think Deb will do fine

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    @Taken – Agree! Agree! Agree! eem down to liking Heather the best! :yes: and that model chick Kristen :rolleyes: if she don’t get somewhere with that whining! you are right, she obvi married that beady-eye man for the $$$$. (he looka like a auschwitz escapee :eek: ) :no:
    i think Carol needs to have her chompers re-sized :think: she can’t seem to close her mouth all the way :no:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    i have NEVER liked LuAnn
    ^^^^^^^^^Since season 1. She just came off as a pretentious b!tch< Hate to use that word but I cant lie that just how I felt about her. And that old azz husband she had, she know she married that man to get of the damn reservation and stay off. Countess my azz.

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    Crimsontide says:

    Kim!!!! even though it looks like she stuck her finger in a socket. Her curly fro aint quite right. Curls are cute, but still not right…
    __________________________

    so we starting a petition or nah? :pc:

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    Just Looking says:

    @luvie – Yes, she had a baby last year. :yes: Seen her on the cover of something.

    @Taken – Remove your self and that boy/girl person from shower with cell. LAWD :faceplam:

    :waves: @ Fancy Nancy :nun:

    BTW went to Nat’l Harbor last Friday. Summer concerts are back. Secret Society played last week.

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    Who Dat says:

    I think that will work out but what yall think?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That I love it cause I love Deborah Cox. She was the first Canadian I ever loved musically. Her and Whit done song together (Same Script Diff. Cast) before, so I think Whitney would give her the blessing. They was label mates. :love:

    *throws on “Sentimental” 1995 out this bish* :headphones:

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    Who Dat says:

    Did you hear the butt fawked part that ninja Steebie La’ Gay
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Please spill this tea. Cause a bish aint got no home ‘puter after last night and I aint fuggin with fake out when I get home on my phone.
    ______________

    Jose was talking bout how she likes to get Butt fawked :vomit: she was high as a kite in that video :eek:

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    Who Dat says:

    and so does Stevie
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Its official then. I always thought that tool he used on Ms. Jeffers (Eve) was prolly in their lineup cause it was USED ON HIM.

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    Aaron Neville-ish on female I guess.
    __________________________

    :rofl: :phew: my Mama (herself a singer) CAN NOT STAND Aaron Neville’s voice :no: she make you turn her tv, your tv, any tv if he come on there :hahaha:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Nene’s hair is always hideous
    **********************@Beta it hasnt always looked this bad. She need to make up with Dwight like frfr her hair aint been chit since they broke up.

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    so Deborah Cox is going to provide the vocals for the Whitty Hutton movie. I think that will work out but what yall think?

    ______________________________

    i like DC… she’s the real deal as far as vocalists go :yes:

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    Just Looking says:

    @Dubb – Hey sista gal :hug:

    Don’t forget Tamia – :nun:

    Speaking of Ms. Cox – she is doing the vocals for Whitney Lifetime movie.

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    @IS: :slaps knee: :yes: That is what Kristen dude looks like! I was looking at them during the party and he looked like the crypt keeper in that hat and black :lol:
    Carol can barely talk over her teeth. I think Luann wants to be young and beautiful so bad she would bang Bieber. She will never be fetch because she can’t grow her hair out past her earlobe. How you always saying you Native American but you need Hairfinity pills? It don’t add up :stop:

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    Crimsontide says:

    Crimsontide says:
    Kim!!!! even though it looks like she stuck her finger in a socket. Her curly fro aint quite right. Curls are cute, but still not right…
    __________________________
    so we starting a petition or nah? :pc:

    _____________

    or nah :hahaha: never that serious. The fro just looks a lil off. Like it wasn’t supposed to be fro, but her curls said eff it!

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    my Mama (herself a singer) CAN NOT STAND Aaron Neville’s voice :no: she make you turn her tv, your tv, any tv if he come on there
    _______________
    Me and yo mama :love:

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    throws on “Sentimental” 1995 out this bish
    _________________

    thats my sawng!

    so you dont like Tamia (canadian)? I love her too.

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    Anybody else every spent most of their day not doing ish and then you look at the time and realize you can either do the work or make a list to do it tomorrow?
    My list I just made >> :rules:

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    Just Looking says:

    love :love: Kim’s hair…she is Queen of wigs and hair pieces. I like it…it’s kinda off, but natural hair is never perfect.

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    I saw some of the video with her talking about Stevie…I have to go watch the rest. :pc:

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    Crimsontide says:

    or nah never that serious. The fro just looks a lil off. Like it wasn’t supposed to be fro, but her curls said eff it!
    _____________________

    its ok you can say it. Tootie up there looking like Albert Einstein or that scientist from Back to the Future. :lol:

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    Who Dat says:

    Tamia came after Deborah Cox. And I aint listen to CELINE until I had already discovered Deborah. I was in HIGH school with that whole first 1995 album (self titled) BUMPING. NOBODY knew her. :headphones:

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    :ghost: < Me a moment ago. Cause I almost DEADED myself blogging. I brought a real lemon to squeeze the juice into my water today. Well I wasn’t paying attention and one of the seed went in the cup. I am :drink: drinking through my straw and all the sudden my throat close up. Yea my throat closed off a lemon seed. It’s mall and delicate. At least that’s what I tell Mr. Anyways I had to baby swipe myself with my fanger to get that seed out to live :nun:

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    @Taken…nothing all day. The sad part is I don’t even care.

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    Who Dat says:

    <<< Loves Aaron Neville and all 52 of his brothers. Not really that many but there ALOT of 'em.

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    i have NEVER liked LuAnn
    ^^^^^^^^^Since season 1. She just came off as a pretentious b!tch< Hate to use that word but I cant lie that just how I felt about her. And that old azz husband she had, she know she married that man to get of the damn reservation and stay off. Countess my azz.

    ______________________________

    Tell it! She been a snake from go. And who can forget how she gleefully added fuel to the fire when Jill and Bethenny 'broke up' but almost got it back together? Lu was in there like ligher fluid. i mean, the bish was physically restraining Jill to keep her from talking to Bethenny who was BEGGING Jill to see her :nono: Lu is bish, plain & simple. but Karma got that arse together when the 'Count' left her for a "Princess" – and a dark slender one of real royal descent at that. :yes:

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    Just Looking says:

    @Dub – you shole is right….

    :mad: Damn News Reporter

    :rofl:

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    Who Dat says:

    @JL I see you got that tore up Crypt Keeper foot OUT your gravi. Thanks you with ALL THAT I IS :hug:

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    @ Fancy Nancy

    BTW went to Nat’l Harbor last Friday. Summer concerts are back. Secret Society played last week.

    _______________________________

    Hey Shug! :waves: we goin this weekend for my sis b-day :yes:

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    Bliss says:

    @User Friendly… come on, not everyone can be good looking now, Ambrosius is alright looking :headphone:

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    @Taken…My a$$ ALWAYS gets choked off boil eggs. I almost died one day taking my daughter to school. Had to keep coughing until it all came up. Have you allever taken that deep last breath or that breath you take when your airway gets open…I did that day…..I DID!!!

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    *throws on “Sentimental” 1995 out this bish*
    _________________________

    :hahaha:
    “out this bish” :heart:

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    Lu was in there like ligher fluid. i mean, the bish was physically restraining Jill to keep her from talking to Bethenny who was BEGGING Jill to see her
    ____________________
    :yes: SURE DID!!!!!!!!!! They would still be friends. She ruined Jill.
    @Bama yea um your gravie tells your care level :lol:

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    Bliss says:

    @User Friendly… come on, not everyone can be good looking now, Ambrosius is alright looking
    ________________________________

    :huh: she might be a good person but good looking is pushing it. :nono: its ok tho, cleft palates can be fixed :thumbsup:

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    Just Looking says:

    @Dubb – You are welcome in regards to removal of said foot.

    It was starting to bother me…

    You like Mr. Andre in the grave :yes:

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    OpinionHated says:

    MisTaken is #unbothered :cool: says:

    my Mama (herself a singer) CAN NOT STAND Aaron Neville’s voice she make you turn her tv, your tv, any tv if he come on there
    _______________
    Me and yo mama
    ————————-
    Phuck his voice I can’t get past his damn mole….. I’m fixated on the thing – the touch the feel of cotton the fabric of our lives… his voice and mole annoy me…

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    For the lurkers and ish :waves:
    WhenEver MsTake fonts about Veggies and thangs, it’s really about a piece of meat :facepalm:
    Stop confusing folks Big Gal :mad:

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    Unshakable says:

    @Taken,

    I am so glad you managed not to die! Where would this blog be without your commentary? :hug:

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    Who Dat says:

    @Dub – you shole is right….
    Damn News Reporter
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I equate my music to timelines in my life chile. I might be off a few months but I be having them years stuff came out DOWN. Tamia came out in early 1996. Her first song technically wasnt HER song. It was on the Quincy Jones album. But I remma I was driving to work when I first heard her. I was like WHO IS THAT? :listen:

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    How you always saying you Native American but you need Hairfinity pills? It don’t add up :stop:
    ____________________________

    Bango bish!
    Cher (a self-proclaimed “half-breed”) looking at Lu like, whatchu mean ‘we’ yt mayne? :nun:

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    libra80sbaby says:

    Jada need to leave her face alone!! She lookin a bit “Jigsawish” I’on like it :nono:

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    OpinionHated says:

    User Friendly says:

    Amazing voice – not sure why she never blew up – probably cause she don’t show her tits and azz….
    ________________________

    aint enough T&A in this world to make up for that ugly ass face. she was cuter when she was fluffy.
    ———————-
    Its the mush mouth thing – Tank has the same issue – I can’t stand to look at him… looks like his mouth stinks….Ms Ambrosia is def not a looker… plus she light bright I always want to put her in a pan and flip her like bacon strips…

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    Come back MsTake :ashamed: <–gonna trick you face! :lol:

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    Who Dat says:

    It’s small and delicate. At least that’s what I tell Mr.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Tambout small and delicate. How a throat delicate. Your throat probably look like them dayum Burmese women. The ones with the rings to elongate them? And if they remove the rings they neck will collapse and they will DIE? THEM heffas.

    Stop playing!

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    Tamia came out in early 1996. Her first song technically wasnt HER song. It was on the Quincy Jones album. But I remma I was driving to work when I first heard her. I was like WHO IS THAT
    _______________________

    :clap: yes, Q’s Juke Joint! :nun:

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    Got me picturing Marsha getting flipped into a frying pan :mad:
    :chase:

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    Me and yo mama :love:
    ______________________

    :hahaha:
    *dries up laff* um, so you sang too Taken?! i’m not doubting or anything like that, i just don’t remma you mentioning the ‘gift of song’ in your usual repertoire (e.g., big gravi cute, coke bolla body, etc) :|

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    Kdub
    :gossip:
    Her throat was theeee one thing they told her they couldn’t Lipo :no:

    Doc was like :nono:
    :kona:

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    Wasting time says:

    :offtopic:

    Why this lady just say she is not about paying taxes. She don’t think no black person should, cause we gave for 400 years with blood sweat and tears :bounce: So this other lady; from a island; say you look to be over 400 and a ex slave and I :dead: :ghost:

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    Its the mush mouth thing – Tank has the same issue – I can’t stand to look at him… looks like his mouth stinks….Ms Ambrosia is def not a looker… plus she light bright I always want to put her in a pan and flip her like bacon strips…
    ______________________

    :facepalm: you on that prescription right now, aint you? :lol:

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    Thing
    :gossip: She sings her MENUS :yes:
    Yep, like a bird :whistle:
    #theyreallongtoo :kona:

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    Who Dat says:

    @Taken be making me SACK @DTTS. She stay on some MESS.

    *whacks @Taken cross the byke to see if she got more seeds lodged*

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    :rofl: :crying: at that lady Wasting

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    Just Looking says:

    @Dubb – Yeah, 95 musta been a bad time for me….

    Deborah can sang though…saw her live once.

    Tamia is my favorite….

    Stranger in my House :love: :love

    Is there someone immitating me? Could she be taking my place?
    Look me in the face And tell me that I’m wrong When I say…

    There’s a stranger in my house
    It took a while to figure out

    *fans self…That was my JAM!!!

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    Just Looking says:

    Who Dat says:

    It’s small and delicate.
    ______________________
    Yeah and she wrote

    MALL

    So her throak must be big like a mall :kona:

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    Who Dat says:

    Yeah and she wrote

    MALL

    So her throak must be big like a mall

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Stick out your tongue and say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @Take. Show us what your working with? You was born WITHOUT a gag reflex

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    Is there someone immitating me? Could she be taking my place?
    Look me in the face And tell me that I’m wrong When I say…

    There’s a stranger in my house
    It took a while to figure out

    *fans self…That was my JAM!!!
    _______________________

    :nun: cuz heeee wouldnt touch me like that! and he wouldnt treat me like you do. :whistle:

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    Just Looking says:

    :nun: cuz heeee wouldnt touch me like that! and he wouldnt treat me like you do. :whistle:
    _____________
    Played that every morning when I got dressed.

    Helped me prepare for my divorce :tea:

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    Just Looking says:

    We done talking about Taken Skill set?

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    MsTake rockin the mic now?!?! :listen: <–mic :rofl:

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    Tootie up there looking like Albert Einstein
    __________________

    :hahaha:

    *tries to get my laffing back on schedule* :rolleyes:
    :mad: i hate when people come in here UNINVITED to lay their problems on me! you don’t be up in here when you think you the starruh of the office :wink: and you got invited to the ‘big’ meeting w/the VP! :angry: GIT OWT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crying:

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    Ms. Take you alright?? :shocked: olly olly oxen free!!!!

    somebody go do a wellness check and take them lemons from her :facepalm:

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    Who Dat says:

    Ummm why the hell yall aint tell me we had some slightly SpEd looking wood downstairs? I missed that and the racist reporter posts.

    Yall aint chit

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    Who Dat says:

    olly olly oxen free!!!!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    You going to hell for typing this! :ghost:

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    *in my Kevin Hart voice* You guys are something else. TUH :eek: FIRST OF BALL:
    @IS: I said me and to mama was alike in our disdain for Neville’s voice. If I could sang that would be too much for the WORLT to handle mixed with my beauty and brains. ESSPLOSIVE. Too much sexy in one place.
    @Dub: my throat is not expandable :rofl: it is a lady. I be telling him that in case he try to aggressive on me. He got mo than 3.5 inchases. no no no no shade no no no no :nono: no shade
    @DTTS: you’re eyebrow fat and that’s why you shaved them off so I don’t know why you even tried it. She look like Whoopi about the face y’all just always like this :) no expression. Be yelling at you and you don’t know it
    Who else came for me while I was driving. Lemme see *scrolls back up* :hahaha:
    Oh this trick. JL. Yea I typed mall. You a road scowler now?? Come fight me :sissy claws you: :karate: you know what. I don’t want to fight you. I heard you like to grab privates when you fight :kona:

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    It was on the Quincy Jones album. But I remma I was driving to work when I first heard her. I was like WHO IS THAT?
    __________________________

    :yes: I STILL listen to the Juke Joint CD! be in the basement doing laundry, giving THEE performance OF. MA. LIFE (Quad voice)!

    *clears thoak* You put a mooove, on my heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrt!
    *drops lint brush and bows head* :nun:

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    The only one that cared about me was Unshake :hugs: she my nigga if she don’t get no bigga

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    *clears thoak* You put a mooove, on my heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrt!
    *drops lint brush and bows head*
    ———–
    *picks up the lint brush and proceeds to buss you in the head with it*. :chase:

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    Stranger in my House :love: :love

    Is there someone immitating me? Could she be taking my place?
    Look me in the face And tell me that I’m wrong When I say…

    There’s a stranger in my house
    It took a while to figure out

    *fans self…That was my JAM!!!
    _____________________________

    Tamia is the bess! :yes: all her songs you can do your most dramatical renditions on ‘em :yes: *dims lights and sways*

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    Wasting time says:

    bama_n_jersey says:

    :rofl: :crying: at that lady Wasting
    ———————–
    Bama
    The non tax paying lady is cray for real :no:
    I avoid her like the plague; I try to respect my elders and she’ll cause me to be disrespectful real quick <—- Drake VC

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    lovezoe says:

    TrffredecscdGznj

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    Tamia is the bess! all her songs you can do your most dramatical renditions on ‘em *dims lights and sways*
    ________________

    what was that video where she had them poom poom shorts on? chile she was doing the dam thang you hear me? :nun:

    I think tht was around the time Mya came out with that Whoa video and I was so happy to see big thighs on my TV :bounce:

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    Who Dat says:

    Ummm why the hell yall aint tell me we had some slightly SpEd looking wood downstairs?
    ___________________________________

    :warning: that sped wood was a spesha fava to “Latrece” who is obviously one of Sandra’s newfound frens on the Obama :hater: twitter :tea:

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    VDot says:

    What I miss? :popcorn:

    We talking about Tamia? Ol girl can sang. I like her :yes:

    BUT she did a triubute for Patti one day. :listen: If Only You Knew… It was her, Ron Isley and Rachelle “Bad Azz” Ferrell. Baabbbyyyy Rachelle hit that IIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, Tamia ain’t want no parts of it :no: She missed her next cue and errythang. Was standing there lookin at Rachelle, like “Bish how you do that” :shocked:

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    Who Dat says:

    my throat is not expandable it is a lady
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :dead:

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    OpinionHated says:

    Why steebie/joseline and dem fools fighting during the LHHATL reunion show – lord help them they took ratchet to the 5th power….. Jose talkin bout she beat up chicks zino saying no she got beat by deb steebie saying zino a bish for posting about sh*t then what does that make you for responding to zinos post – this better be the last season – this show has run its course…. oh and steebie supposedly let jose beat up mimi…. bad…… you let your new woman beat your childs mother up – no words for the level of ****ishness that duz occur on this show…

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    Wasting time says:

    Tamia is the bess! :yes:
    ——————–
    Our first dance was to My Last First Kiss.
    I love that song and the Lyrics. Tamia Did that

    :whistle:
    My last first kiss
    Baby wont you be my last time kissing somebody
    For the very first time
    All my ladies say la la la la la
    Our first time making love
    Baby I pray that this is the last time that I
    Make love to someone for the very first time
    All my ladies say la la la la la
    :whistle:

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    VDot says:

    Tamia is the bess! :yes: all her songs you can do your most dramatical renditions on ‘em :yes: *dims lights and sways*

    __________________

    :yes: Can’t get Enough? *fans self*

    Debroah Cox’s How Did You Get Here was another one I acted out all dramatic like. Tanks, Maybe I Deserve too :yes:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    I’m starting to think Wed. is either Sandra hair day or date day cause every damn Wed. it seems we get put in a post and left there like a kid in a hot car. Jeez.

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    VDot says:

    I keep hearing yall talk about the LHHATL reunion. But I’m all talked out about it. I was up waayyy too late last night “researching” those fights :box: . Doing all kinds of comment creeping :facepalm:

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    *picks up the lint brush and proceeds to buss you in the head with it*.
    ___________________________________

    GIT OWT my laundry rum! this the last place i can have some peace and solace, now you done followed me down here! :chase:
    *opens winder and pushes Taken out in the byke yard w/the groundhogs*

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    VDot says:

    it seems we get put in a post and left there like a kid in a hot car.

    ____________

    :no: Too Soon Southern. Too soon.

    :lol:

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    lovezoe! :shocked: is you havin a spell *grabs tongue depressor* :woohoo: *clear!*

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    I’m starting to think Wed. is either Sandra hair day or date day cause every damn Wed. it seems we get put in a post and left there like a kid in a hot car. Jeez.
    ___________________

    :ghost:

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    what was that video where she had them poom poom shorts on?
    ________________________

    dats the “move on my heart” vid :bounce:

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    it seems we get put in a post and left there like a kid in a hot car.

    ____________
    :tape: Tries not to laugh.
    Fails :crying1:

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    lovezoe! is you havin a spell *grabs tongue depressor* *clear!*
    ———–
    SAVE HER :woohoo: SAVE HER PLEASE GAWD :hahaha:

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    Wasting time says:

    Taken can you p p p please take Daquan down !?!?
    Please :pray:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Tanks, Maybe I Deserve too
    *********************
    Was on a site they were talking about Tank. Saying Jamie Foxx put him out his house and :ban: him from every coming back cause he brought in an underage person and fornicated with her in the biblical sense. I hate spreading tales I dont know if any of this chit is true.

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    Taken can you p p p please take Daquan down !?!?
    Please
    ———
    That is Kayla :cuss: He is a girl :cheer: Why must you judge her? She deserves to breathe like all the other AMINALS :wails:
    You really want me to change it? Sigh

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    Debroah Cox’s How Did You Get Here was another one I acted out all dramatic like.
    _________________________________

    :yes: and “we can’t be frens” with her and RL :phew: you can liturgical dance to that one! :yes:
    that stay on rotation in the ipod :nun:

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    I like Tank :bite: One of my favorite sangers. Please no to the story. This will be a pattern cause I like Kellz too. I can’t accept them both. Even tho Kellz was acquitted :huh:

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    Wasting time says:

    No :ashamed: You right !
    He need love to!

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    it seems we get put in a post and left there like a kid in a hot car.

    _________________________

    yeen lyin :nono: and Taken almoist choked to deaf :blink: (once agane, Sandra not loyal :no: ) :kona:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    and “we can’t be frens” with her and RL
    ^^^^^^^THIS!! And the video I used to be like guhl he crine please take him byke.Whatever he did he sorry he want do it no mo.That video had me wanting them to makeup like for real.

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    Taken can you p p p please take Daquan down !?!?
    Please :pray:
    __________________________________

    :hahaha: :hahaha: CRINE :crying1:

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    Wasting time says:

    Tanks Maybe I deserve and Vivian Greens In My Mind!! :yahoo:

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    Taken can you p p p please take Daquan down !?!?
    Please
    ____________________

    I learned my lesson about asking for gravi changes. :no: they take it as a challenge to put something worser up :(

    how is that a girl tho? I mean where? what? which? its just so….. :no:

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    I hate spreading tales
    ______________________

    *sigh*
    :no: if only Jamie nem did too :no:

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    VDot says:

    Please no to the story. This will be a pattern cause I like Kellz too.

    _____________

    If Time Waster can give out underage poon, you can like nuccas that like underage poon. :rofl:

    iKid :ashamed: *snickers*

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    Wasting time says:

    And badu’s next lifetime

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    they take it as a challenge to put something worser up
    :dead:
    When she really just wish she could post her Fave Food :love: all hugged up :lol:

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    I used to act out Donnel Jones “where I wanna be” video :ashamed:

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    I used to act out Donnel Jones “where I wanna be” video :ashamed:
    _______________________

    :hahaha:

    please expound :rofl:

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    When she really just wish she could post her Fave Food all hugged up
    ———-
    I would put up Mac n cheese
    Guacamole
    Stuffed swimps from Pappadeaux :love:
    I can go on

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    Who gave out underage poon NOW? :lol:
    Y’all make me sick :hahaha:

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    VDot says:

    Donnel Jones “where I wanna be”

    _________________

    This was me and my high school boyfriend’s song. Both of us sanging it to each other, feeling it. Like, well, let’s just break up :shrug:

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    VDot says:

    Who gave out underage poon NOW? :lol:

    _____________

    Time Waster to the Jeter :tea: But don’t tell nobody :nono:

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    Don’t tell em about your Shrimp Hat you wear at home :hahaha:

    Mac and Guac :love: <–our tew phat asses :heart:

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    I was the chick who was hurt by his cheating that he was trying to get back with. I was like :nono: you hurt me sew much *dramatic head turn*
    But I do still love you! But what’s love without trust. I am leaving you :steer:

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    Mac and Guac <–our tew phat asses
    ———
    :rofl: :heart:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    I used to act out Donnel Jones “where I wanna be” video
    ***********************
    :love: This guy but the above mentioned song had me thinking youse a selfish lil sombish aint cha. Wanna damn go and want her to wait for yo azz to get right. FOH

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    V.
    Did you post your version of the events? :popcorn:

    He doesn’t do it for me :no:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :popcorn:
    What’s going on????

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    MsTake
    Make the girls help out with Pottie Time! Like y’all can set an alarm to go off and get all tiled up that its time to go!!!! Lol and see what my little does :eek:

    Record it if’n you bad too yo :kona:

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    What other songs I used to act out? :thinking:
    Chile Jesse Powell “You” was holding the note all long till I almost die like Yooooouuuuu :ghost:

    I :love: Jahnee Gill’s album with Maybe and Let’s Get The Mood Right. I am in high school sanging like I been through some thangs to Maybe! :rofl:
    Then Jagged Edge “Gotta Be” :phew:
    Throw in some 702 Get It together and you couldn’t tell me I could KNOT blow in the mirror :crying1:

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    *riled up

    Oh and he needs some form of Reward! :trophy:

    :thinking:
    LuvLife, help this one out :lol:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    What’s going on????
    **************
    Chit waiting on Sandra Mae to either come back from getting her freeze curl refrozen or get through fuggin one of the two I have decided.

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    oops! :waves: <<<<the flag dancer from 69's church with the fat booty :butshake:

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    Phones says:

    Willow and my daughter are the same age (a day apart) born in October 2000. That is the same expression my dorter has from the time she wakes up and goes to sleep. I think that is smiling for them.

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    @DTTS: I guess I can be responsible and train him. You know he so little he might fall on the toilet. Even with the potty trainer cover we have for Taken2. :facepalm: she has a stool she uses to get up. It so cute :love: but that’s the same stool her fat self uses to raid the fridge at night

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    LuvLife, help this one out :lol:

    ~~~~
    giving my all to you, JOhnny GILL IS IT! :whistle:

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    @Luvie, we in here liturgical dancing to love songs
    ———
    Second time she has used liturgical. Somebody don’t knew what it mean but is afraid to ask :hahaha:
    She text me asking what it was :tea:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says: we in here liturgical dancing to love songs
    lol
    ~~~~~~
    Mistake :stop: with the excuses. START Potty training him! :mad:

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    LuvLife, help this one out

    ~~~~
    giving my all to you, JOhnny GILL IS IT!

    ———-
    :facepalm: lost in the sauce

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    What other songs I used to act out? :think:
    ____________________________

    :lol:

    anybody ever actually changed clothes to perform karaoke, at home? no? me either… :oops: :kona:

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    JOhnny GILL
    *********************
    I have always :love: JG like since him and Stacey Lattisaw was singing duets; but @Dub has just about ruined him for me. When his songs come on now all I hear is her saying those songs were for Eddie and he was writing them out in the pool house.

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    VDot says:

    Did you post your version of the events? :popcorn:

    _________________________

    :yes: Taken was a main contributor too. Milky and Bama helped out. Missy contributed the first line. I should piece it all together, but I’m feeling lazy. It was pretty hairy and juicy :yes:

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    Do not tell me what Literogical means ok? :lol:

    She get it from her momma :whistle:
    :hahaha:
    :bow: Sorry middle little :wink:

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    Milky says:

    Dang Sandra still ova there cheating on us with the RWS yoes???? Why is Willow looking like Eva baby pleading for help with the eyes??? :warning: Taken we have anotha one for you save

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    Who is Phones???? Introduce yourself :waiting:
    Did I miss this one :gossip: is I’m the newbie and they been here? :lol:

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    but that’s the same stool her fat self uses to raid the fridge at night
    _________________________________

    :rofl:
    stop lyin on that baby! :love: :rofl: :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    MisTaken is #unbothered :cool: says giving my all to you, JOhnny GILL IS IT!

    ———-
    :facepalm: lost in the sauce
    :confused: *GabbyLIPQuiver*

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    VDot says:

    anybody ever actually changed clothes to perform karaoke, at home? no? me either… :oops: :kona:

    ______________________

    What?! Do I?! I have whole outfits (majority consist of me nude in heels) and various wigs :tea: I have a couple of Beyonce wigs and a leotard or two

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    Do it V. :cheer:
    I wanna read y’all’s version :hahaha:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    JOhnny GILL
    *********************
    I have always :love: JG like since him and Stacey Lattisaw was singing duets; but @Dub has just about ruined him for me
    ~~~~
    :lol:

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    Dang Sandra still ova there cheating on us with the RWS yoes????
    _______________________________

    i guess the only way to get her to talk to US is to go over there and pretend to NOT be a Rose :think: (or has that been done already?) :kona:

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    :mad: It’s Jahnee! People! Show some Respect! :cuss:
    :rofl:

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    Milky says:

    Milky and Bama helped out
    ____________________________
    I didnt do Nathan that was all them aint shait Roses. They the reason Sandra ova there with the RWS yoes!!!

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    Thing
    Ain’t no telling :rofl:
    Tell me what you see :popcorn:

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    Milky says:

    @dtts :love: new chappystik. Momma likes!!

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    What?! Do I?! I have whole outfits (majority consist of me nude in heels)
    _____________________________

    :rofl:
    :fistbump:
    :ghost:

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    CHEDDUP :karate:

    :hug: (before anyone sees)

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :bye: misTAKE, put lil TAKEN on the Potty tonight!

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    It’s flavored too Milky *wiggles eyebrows*
    :lol: 0

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    Milky says:

    :wave: Taken I hope you are shait tomorrow, because today babayyyy!!! :dead: :rofl:

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    Tell me what you see :popcorn:
    _________________________

    :nono: i don’t “see” anything… (i was referring to past situations that suggested a similar scenario) :tea:

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    V.
    Where did y’all’s version begin? :smack:
    I guess I’ll go search :eek:

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    *sigh* :rolleyes:
    when i was still lurking, there was a bit of e-beef that got stirred up when someone on this site started saying people on that site were dissing various Roses… before it was all over, folks on this site were speculating that it was actually someone from here ghost-posting over there :shrug: tis all i know. :tea:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    EwwH I just read the messages back and forth between CHIEF KEEF’s 30 yr old BM and his 17 yr old BM :nono:

    No MaaM!

    WHET NANCY?

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    Thing :hug:
    I didn’t want you typing that :lol:
    I was just trying to sound MatUre by saying “Cone Agane” :eek
    Lol :2dance:

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    Yuck x 1,000,000,000
    LuvLife

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    Fill in the blanks I’m fine here :lol:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I was just trying to sound MatUre by saying “Cone Agane”
    ~~~~~~~
    thats wHat happens when you try and be grown. stop Playing

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    ROSES Dont miss the ESPY’s TONIGHT! :woot:

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    VDot says:

    It’s LONG StrangerDanger, but here it goes:

    It was a cool summer evening as Time Waster wandered through the crowded downtown streets…
    She was on a mission to find that biracial man she had spotted in the club the night before. She was in the middle of breaking up with her white boyfriend (his granny was an undercover racist and did some foul chit when she went to visit the weekend before) and was out for revenge sex.

    As Waste waiting on her mystery man to arrive she checked her Wet N Wild lipstank in the mirror. She was still cute Suddenly her phone rings. (she opens her flip phone) Hello baby where are you? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE AM I???Who you calling baby????? Ummmmm We broke up MisterFutureWaste! (hangs up the phone)……
    As she stares into the distance thinking about whether she should give him another chance a beige wonder walks up to her. “sorry I am late.. I had practice. I need to change you want to stop by my house first?”
    Wasting was nervous because the new dude was fine and had a nice body. She was a LAAADDDYYYY and didn’t want to move too fast. Plus she had on her granny panties because she didn’t wash clothes. WHAT WILL SHE DO?

    “She said ‘Sure just let me go to the ladies room right quick’. She went into the ladies room, removed her granny panties, came bcak out and told him she was ready to go. As she is walking through down the cold New York sidewalks (cold under her skirt) she telss him “I’ll just wait in the lobby until you change’. He looks at her and gives her the small smile and says ‘ No come on up.’”….
    The song YOLO had been playing on loop in her head and felt that they were appropiate to her situation. She had made a fool of herself the night before when she first met the beige wonder. As she thought back to last night when she tripped while trying to shake his head and instead accidentally brushing against his d!ck a blush ran across her cheeks She had to leave him with a different memory. So she looked at the beige wonder and said, “That will be fine” but I must use the restroom really quick. She ran to the side of the building where she took off her granny panties and tossed them in the trash. She was happy she brought her wet wipes and freshened up her cootie cat. She looked up and caught the eye of the homeless man living in the nearby cardboard box. He was looking like but all she could do was and while saying “Hey a gal has to do what a gal’s gotta do when d!cks involved”
    As they ride up in the elevator the sexual tension is palpable. There is an old lady in the elevator and even she looks like she feels it and wants to smash. But they don’t invite her in When they get inside he says would you like something to drink? She says are you trying to get me drunk He says no actually I only have water but I thought I’d ask Life of a bachelor.

    Suddenly feeling as if she has misread the signs Waste crosses her legs and squeeze her petunia tight as it has been exposed to the air. She feels like such a whore. He tells her to make herself at home and he will be right back……..

    Jeter runs into the bathroom where he strips down naked. He examinies the bat he carrys in his pants, to make sure his latest outbreak is gone. WHile there he pops a few Valtrex and chews them up so they’ll hit his bloodstream quickly. He throws one in his bootyhole just to be extra careful. He’s still embarassed that word got out about him infecting Jessica Alba. He knows Time Waster is just a regular girl and could sue him if he infects her. As he waits for the meds to dissolve in both places, he flexes in the mirror and kisses his biceps and then pats his 8 pack stomach. “Here goes nothing” he thinks. “I am about to give her this Louisville slugger tonight. I batted good at practice and I am about to bat this puss up. I hope she doesn’t have a gag reflex ” He checks to make sure he has some extra gift baskets under the sink because he always likes to send his one nighters home with a gift (non-herp) to remember him by.

    As Jeter walks back into the room Waste slowly uncrosses her legs Basic Instinct style. Jeter pauses as he seems she is ALL NATURAL. The women he typically beds now are hairless.. but she’s a regular fine chick so it comes with the territory. He just won’t be eating the box tonight He makes a note to slide in a coupon for Karechuee Tran to wax her next time and paint her nails. As he gets closer to her he can see she wants the D. As he gets closer to her she can tell he wants her. His baseball bat is on J. He was a small curve. Suddenly she bursts into tears. Mister Waste has a curve too Alarmed Jeter starts to byke up. Uhhhhhhh let me get my tape recorder so we can get it on record that his was consensual.
    No silly it’s not that. I just miss my ex. He is the only man I have been with. Jeter busts out laughing LTODC (Lies told on Derek’s couch) But he tells her it’s ok and they can take it slow. He gives her a hug. Suddenly Waste smells his Cool Water and get turnt up. She reaches down and grabs his bat and says “You wanna hit a home run or nah?”
    Jeter smiles mischievously and nods. He reaches under her skrit and starts playing with her cootie cat, trying to braid her hairs. He puts a side part in her bush and finds the “magical button”. As he starts to push the button, Time Waster starts squirming on the couch. She starts breathing heavy and moaning but with a deep voice. It surprises Jeter at first because he can feel that she’s a woman, but he the voice catches him off guard. She starts grunting and chanting “Make me feel good, make me feel good”

    Derek gets up to cut on some music to drone out the moans from Wasting because it is making him go noodle limp. He pops a Viagra on the low and hopes it doesn’t knock out his Valtrex medicine like it did last time. Mariah was real mad when she got that herp. He might even say she seemed slightly off since then As he walks byke to Waste the music blasts Let me lick you up and down till you say stop AYE! AYE! AYE! Wasting begins to dance. He is slightly thrown off because she has added hairbows to the plaits he made and they are jingling (laughing at my D self now) He was never one to back down from a challenge and he turns her around and slow grinds on her. He makes a move to join her most intimate place and she shudders. As he moves back he panics. He is tangled in her vortex One of the hairbow balls is snapped around Jeter’s peter
    Even though Jeter is panic, he breathes and starts to act like he is in the world series. He knows the next steps are crucial to his survival. He taps Time Waster on the azz to get her attention (she couldn’t hear his cries for help because she was knee deep with her raspy growls). She thinks the taps are for her to bust it wide open so she attempts to but he grips her azz and yells we need to walk slowly to the bathroom” Carefully he guides her to the bathroom, with her hair bows falling out along the way. In the bathroom, he grabs his clippers and begins shaving her bush. Time Waster thinks it’s more foreplay and cums off the strength of that alone.
    After Ms. Time cums all ova Jeter’s clippers he realizes that he used the same clippers that he shaves his batting cage and had forgot to clean them after he used them. He neglects to tell Ms. Time due to the bear growls that she calls sexy moaning. He then pushes her into the shower to try to do the “MimiRod” After Ms. Time grabs the shower rod to position herself she slips on a bar of soap on to the floor and buss her azz. Embarrassed she slowly gets up, but Jetter says that was sexy as hell (anotha lie told). Jetter thinks I am going through all of this just to conquer this poon??????

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    Awww Snap! I came back right on time. :popcorn:

    Best not a soul copy “our font” <—hood copyright :karate:

    :lol: Going to read :)
    Thanks V. :wink:

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    Afiya says:

    LAWD, :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: I HOLLA’D, y’all is STOOOOPID!!!

    LAWD!!! I’m so glad I waiting to read this! :hahaha:

    Them hairbows doe….LAWD!!!! :hahaha:

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    Who Dat says:

    Sorry about ruining Jahnee for ya @Sothern.

    I loved him and Stacey Lattisaw too. Where Do We Go was my sawng!

    *throws on Perfect Combinnnnnashunnnnnnnnn for ya*

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    Afiya says:

    :offtopic: I’m so happy to see our men working in mainstream, AJ, Kevin Frasier, Strahan…

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    Who Dat says:

    So…. Doug E Fresh is a Scientologist? :sad:

    MC Lyte not my oldest hip-hop crush…THIS dude is!

    Well guess SHE is now.

    Dayum. The ailen recruiting EVERYBODY

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Drake Hosting the ESPYS – blows. but this Blake/Drake skit is hilarious!!
    :hahaha:

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    I tried to watch the Espys but I just couldn’t get pass Drake…sigh…I guess I’ll turn back. I’m still mad at MLB and Fox got not mentioning Tony Gwynn during the All Star game. Bishes!!!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    @bama the beginning was rough it’s smoothing out now. :thumbsup:

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    @luv I gotta decide if I will keep watching these football players on American Muscle…or watch Espy awards

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    I turn back and this ninja got on Capris and a net tank top…I can’t

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    missyJ says:

    I logged in just to drag somebody at the ESPY but now I cant remember who :wails:

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    missyJ says:

    Oh and I love Breezy 30s do. So much better than the bleach blonde Gumby ninjas wearing. But I love the 20s-40s era anyway

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    missyJ says:

    Weepy and C.Million fueling rumors or really dating?

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    missyJ says:

    Michael Sam stupid azz fake azz speech and award just caused an hour long discussions :facepalm:

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    sassyshe says:

    Weepy and C.Million fueling rumors or really dating?

    by missyJ o
    ———————
    Lord alone knows but someone tweeted that everyone girl the dream had, weezy done :hump:

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    sassyshe says:

    Michael Sam stupid azz fake azz speech and award just caused an hour long discussions 

    by missyJ 
    —————————–
    Im like who gets an award for being gay. Im like dude hasnt proven himself yet he might be like that nba benchwarmer

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :yawn: Morning ROSES

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    libra80sbaby says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    :yawn: Morning ROSES
    —————–
    :yawn: Morning Luvie

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    San ah make ya dance says:

    Derek gets up to cut on some music to drone out the moans from Wasting because it is making him go noodle limp. He pops a Viagra on the low and hopes it doesn’t knock out his Valtrex medicine like it did last time
    —————
    What is wrong with you girl! :rofl:

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    :waves: Mornting!!!

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    Wasting time says:

    Morning Roses :waves:

    Y’all see my boo kill it last night :love: me some Aubrey!!

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    missyJ says:

    @sassy

    Exactly. He got an award for doing something his agent told him would help him get sponsorships. He’s not courageous it was calculated.

    Sandra the gay agenda is alive and well!

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    Wasting time says:

    Drake, Blake and Breezy was nice to see too :lol:
    When the “Surgeon” turned and it was CB I was :shock:

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    lovezoe says:

    Don’t get me started on Sam. He came out because he sucks as a football player. No way would he have been picked if not for that. Only reason he won’t get cut either. :coffee:

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    bama_n_jersey says:

    :cosign: @lovezoe but people are quick to say everyone needs equal rights.

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    Phones says:

    MisTaken is #unbothered :cool: says:

    Who is Phones???? Introduce yourself
    Did I miss this one is I’m the newbie and they been here?

    July 16, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    Morning Roses!!!
    Hi @ Mistaken. I am Phones. Loooonnnnggg time lurker from Jersey. Don’t comment much but love the comments.

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