USA soccer player Jermaine Jones and his wife attend a private party

Jermaine Jones is a 32-year-old German-American soccer star who plays for the U.S. National men's soccer team. He is married and a proud father of 5 children. Jones and his wife, former Miss Germany Sarah Gerth, purchased Tori Spelling's Los Angeles mansion four years ago. “We will live here now. We are currently looking for schools,” Gerth told Hiphollywood.com. Loyal reader Latrece M. requested Jermaine as today's Morning Wood.

Jermaine Jones

Jermaine Jones

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  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :nono: Not my type

  • MzTisch

    No thanks Latrece M. Lovely babies tho...

  • Milky

    I get a :homo: vibe with them holey jeans and bedazzled shoes

    :wave: hello my chocolate drop :lick:

  • luVn_liFe…

    He is FIONE, but those ripped destruction jeans are truly throwing me for a loop

  • luVn_liFe…

    MzTisch
    U see ur YT Boy crush has a baby on THEE way?

  • Wasting time

    :bounce:

  • sassyshe

    Jermaine got some "crazy eyes"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    How YEW doin, Jermaine?! :rofl:

    j/k - i got nothin... nice bod though :shrug: :yawn:

  • MzTisch

    luVn_liFe... says:

    MzTisch
    U see ur YT Boy crush has a baby on THEE way?
    ^^^^^^
    Don't remind me!!! :blink: <<< me blinking away the tears

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Ummm I don't think he is cute. It could be the hair....I don't know. No thanks though.

  • lakiesha76

    He does nothing for me. New wood post! Lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    Whelp. Sandra doin "Gay Today" features so it must be time for me to do some work.
    :coffee:

    **This dude looks EXACTLY like Brian Grant. An old NBA player. Like, phuckin identical. Google him. That's who I thought this was but Brian Grant has some sort of disease or something so I know he don't look like this anymore. But this is how he looked when he played in the league.**

  • lovezoe

    Negative

  • http://dmhanmation.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/woman-loses-both-arms-and-legs-after-taking-injection-fo User Friendly

    Absolutely not! :tea:

    cute kids tho

  • Milky

    :spank: <----- azz whooping for whoever suggested uptop as a morning wood!!!

  • Milky

    Also I dont know any real menz that wear they jeans sliced up ever so gently!!! :nono:

  • MzTisch

    Milky says:

    <—– azz whooping for whoever suggested uptop as a morning wood!!!
    ^^^^^

    It was Latrece M. ..... :chase:

  • lovezoe

    So Adrienne still talking about removing that butt tattoo of Robbie. How awkward for her man to see that.. :rofl:

  • OpinionHated

    He's so not raising my thermometer.... 5 kids at 32 all he do is phuck and play soccer....

  • http://dmhanmation.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/woman-loses-both-arms-and-legs-after-taking-injection-fo User Friendly

    It was Latrece M. …..
    ________________________

    tell Treecie to stop playing.

  • luVn_liFe…

    MzTisch says: Don’t remind me!!! :blink: <<< me blinking away the tears
    ~~~
    :confused:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :think: now is it just me, or is anyone else puzzled about " Latrece" being able to get his/her choice of Mourning Would't, but other "loyal" readers are STILL waiting to have their requests granted?

    I'ma go out on a limb and say "Latrece" is one of Sandra's newfound twitter friends who hates President Obama, and this is his/her reward for not being an "Obamabot" :waiting: EYE see YEW! :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    I like! :hump:

    @wasting dont make me go find the receipts nah. You said you ain't know bout the herp but y'all tangled vortexi (plural). We knowed yp u regret yo old hoe ways and have repented but its okay to admit the past

  • Wasting time

    I want a Coke Bottle with my name on it :crying:

  • OpinionHated

    lovezoe says:

    So Adrienne still talking about removing that butt tattoo of Robbie. How awkward for her man to see that..
    -------------------------
    I saw that mess too and was cracking up - not just Rob but his full last name too - this fool - ha ha ha.. public service announcement: do not put your lovers name on your body in permanent tattoo ink - try a henna.... the nly word i'd even think of putting on my azz are STAY OUT!!!!

  • Milky

    I’ma go out on a limb and say “Latrece” is one of Sandra’s newfound twitter friends who hates President Obama, and this is his/her reward for not being an “Obamabot” EYE see YEW!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Naw Nancy, Sandra been ova there talking to them RWS yoes.... See Sandra they not on our level, please stop trying to recruit from ova there :cuss:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Hey there Milky :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    "vortexi (plural)"
    ____________________

    :hahaha: ignant ...gone on nah! :chase:

    (and take this w/you :hug: :hug: :hug: )

  • Wasting time

    I said :
    From Down stairs :
    Wasting time says:

    Derek dates from both sides that represents him. His Momma white and his Diddy black and he dares both. As for Herpes I’ve NEVER heard that but can tell you ONCE he and I :humping:

    July 15, 2014 at 4:15 pm

  • http://bossip.com/994960/random-ridiculousness-one-legged-woman-tries-to-twerk-like-a-thot-video-430 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    Meh :shrugs:

    anybody here ever lowered their calorie intake by 1000 and still remained active (gym)?
    ______________________
    Luvie :no: I am doing the green smoothie thing. I got on the elliptical yesterday and a BISH almost passed out. I had to stop at 12 minutes and I try to do at least 20 minutes of cardio. I don’t think it is meant for me to do much exercise while doing this :nono: I want to maximize the results but it ain’t worth dying for :rofl: I am detoxing from being out of town. Funny thing is I actually lost a pound while gone. I still made healthy choices or didn’t over indulge.

  • Wasting time

    Naw Nancy, Sandra been ova there talking to them RWS yoes…. See Sandra they not on our level, please stop trying to recruit from ova there :cuss:
    ------------------
    Please
    :pray:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    the nly word i’d even think of putting on my azz are STAY OUT!!!!
    _____________________________

    :rofl:

  • Milky

    Derek dates from both sides that represents him. His Momma white and his Diddy black and he dares both. As for Herpes I’ve NEVER heard that but can tell you ONCE he and I :hump:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    doesnt this say that you :hump: I am just saying I must not know what that emote means.... :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    Let your body adjust to lower calorie intake and then restart workouts.

    Walking and light weights until you can go hard again.

  • luVn_liFe…

    but can tell you ONCE he and I :humping:
    ~~~~~~~~
    SEE WASTING I think this is what started the rumor yestaday, Reading it fast . . .
    :lol:

    I was watching JETER play last night, his funky fione self. Looks just like his mama :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Naw Nancy, Sandra been ova there talking to them RWS yoes…. See Sandra they not on our level, please stop trying to recruit from ova there
    ________________________________

    it's one or the other Milky! :yes: watch! :waiting:
    this is not a "random" 'gift' to the Roses 'cause aint nobody on here never ever dropped this guy's name when Woods was being begged for :nono:
    this is a direct and personal :wink" to 'Trece for... something... :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :wink:

  • CHA CHA

    Not my type but he is gorgeous to say the least and those children are beautiful :thumbsup:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I don’t think it is meant for me to do much exercise while doing this :nono: I want to maximize the results but it ain’t worth dying for
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    UR a fewl, but SEW Right. Forgot I Axed that.
    I have hit a plateau, so I have to try something dif. One is may calorie intake and now im doing 30mins on the stairmaster and light weights

  • CHA CHA

    Wasting I saw that picture of Chris Brown hair :hahaha: He looking like that crooked dude from the Five Heart Beats "My office hours are....." :hahaha: Wait was that the Five Heart Beats :think:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Mike Miller and James Jones have went on to the CAVS I suppose Shuttlesworth is Next.

    :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    I see now wasting. English language is tricky. Had there been a comma after i can tell you that would mean you we talking about the past. :lol:

  • http://dmhanmation.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/woman-loses-both-arms-and-legs-after-taking-injection-fo User Friendly

    Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

    now is it just me, or is anyone else puzzled about ” Latrece” being able to get his/her choice of Mourning Would’t, but other “loyal” readers are STILL waiting to have their requests granted?
    _____________________________

    naw I aint puzzled one bit about "tree tree" or the west coast source :wink:

  • lovezoe

    Quick question, no :shade: are they currently filming A Family Hustle

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    After Ms. Time grabs the shower rod to position herself she slips on a bar of soap on to the floor and buss her azz. Embarrased she slowly gets up, but Jetter says that was sexy as hell (anotha lie told). Jetter thinks I am going through all of this just to conquer this poon??????
    _______________

    :rofl: :rofl:

    AND

    :rofl: at Time Waster going back and realizing the way she worded her initial statement would let her be able to deny :hump: Talmabout she forgot a comma :eyeroll: But :thumbsup: I feel you.

    :newpost:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :newpost:

  • Afiya

    :no:

  • bama_n_jersey

    Of all the cute and handsome soccer players, this the one we got......

  • bama_n_jersey

    I left for lunch, came back and y'all have just went crazy with Wasting's story huh? :rofl:

  • http://bossip.com/994960/random-ridiculousness-one-legged-woman-tries-to-twerk-like-a-thot-video-430 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    @Missy: I am trying to make sure I do something. It's hard with me and the kids at home. Gotta cook clean, nurture then and try to work out. In the house. So my elliptical along with my kettle ball, big ball, ankle weights and occasional DVDs are my life saver. My husband got a gym membership and works out while he is out of town. Coming home looking good and muscular. FOH :rolleyes:

  • http://www.globalcallingsolutions.com zurishay

    NO!

  • http://www.allthingsfabandfly.com All Things Fab and Fly

    i think he's cute!

  • dopedillema

    Sexy midfielder. He is why so many caught soccer fever. Lovely. But check out that Usa goalie. Yas