North West Chanel

14-month-old North West is not like other children. Her socialite mom, Kim Kardashian, couldn't wait until she started walking before shoving her in front of the cameras.

Little Nori, as she is affectionately known, made her modeling debut by posing with a $2,700 Chanel purse for CR Fashion Book issue 5.

From Page Six:

Photographed by Michael Avedon — the grandson of iconic photographer Richard Avedon — the tiny tot poses with a miniature version of Chanel’s small studded lambskin flap bag .. and a flower-shaped brooch from the fashion house.

“It’s never too early to care about fashion!” Chanel creative director Karl Lagerfeld says in a quote that accompanies the image.

In the snapshot, North looks to her left and shows off a half-carat diamond earring. The sparklers (which weigh 1 carat total) were a gift from jeweler Lorraine Schwartz.

“They were a gift for North’s first birthday,” Schwartz recently told E! News. “She’s beautiful, a simply gorgeous little girl. I’m happy to call her my youngest client.”

You didn't expect North West to have a normal childhood, did you?

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    • dandee

      I wouldn't call it modeling, maybe IGnori Pictured with.

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      Poor Baby. And the cycle begins. Kris Jenner needs to write a book on how to pimp your kids :yes:

    • sassyshe

      Poor baby wont have a normal life cause her disturbed parents will be shoving her in front of every camera they can find

    • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

      So they don't want to exploit her on the show but off the show it's a free for all....

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      awww she's the most prettiest little bastard in the world :love:

    • Beta

      Looking just like her diddy cute

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      they said turn ya head and show em your diamonds :lol:

      no shoes on either. YOLO!

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      nooooooooooooooooo...why lil chipmunk cheeks a bastard??? dat not nice

    • Wasting time

      Fiya this what I was talking about this morning.
      Poor baby girl :no:
      I thought her momma said she would chose if she wanted to be exposed. Meanwhile her ignorant daddy in court "fighting for her privacy" and they done put her in a publication.

      BIC On the Yacht :rofl:
      :haha: :haha: <----- You have to work as a toddler though

    • Who Dat

      The just had to say she was "The Future" huh? I'm done

    • OutsidetheBox

      Her cardi is sow sew so cruteeeee :crying1:

      Wait did they really use that Karl Lag quote on that baby. :dead: See. I'm too superstitious; I would never count chickens for they hatch. :bite:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I thought Kim said Nori took steps. I think she is toddling around now..

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      nooooooooooooooooo…why lil chipmunk cheeks a bastard??? dat not nice
      _____________

      its a long blog story, but Im joking. I would never call the little snookie bookie a B word for real. :nono:

      she's too precious to be called anything bad. :heart:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      nooooooooooooooooo…why lil chipmunk cheeks a bastard??? dat not nice

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      Illegitimate then better? :coffee:

    • Wasting time

      She got on diamonds, Chanel and a Bastid :no:
      She gonna be on a pole soon!

    • OutsidetheBox

      So they don’t want to exploit her on the show but off the show it’s a free for all….
      ________

      CR Fashion Book. I don't know if yall rem that Kim was the first.. I think..cover for them. She was rocking that grill? Yall member. Trust he ('Ye) gonna jump on anything Carrine.

      I think Kayne would've married Carrine R if she would've had him. And if she would make herself into a stepford Kim:lol:

    • aRoTh

      User Friendly says:

      they said turn ya head and show em your diamonds
      ______________________________

      :yahoo: :bounce: YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      *still working on the petition(s) for her some bangles and a necklace*

      Her bastid ass gone UPGRADE some of these hoes in here. *snapsnapsnap*

    • CHA CHA

      Her look every bit of her Deddy here :love:

    • essenze

      She too cute. I want to pinch those fat cheeks

    • OutsidetheBox

      BIC On the Yacht :rofl:
      :haha: :haha: <—– You have to work as a toddler though
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      Fukking peasants. :rofl: :wail: You are so CRAZY! :rofl:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      I would never count chickens for they hatch.
      ___________________

      so you think she's gonna grow up and be like Willow's eclectic self or even weirder? they would lock her up like Rapunzel before they let that happen.

    • OpinionHated

      She's cute.... I don't see either parents features in her face - she has her own looks - maybe as she gets older she'll start to resemble them....

      I wonder if Kim is grooming her to do a sex tape with baby Fucha....

    • http://www.globalcallingsolutions.com zurishay

      All I wanna do is grab her and kiss her cheeks!!!

    • aRoTh

      Wasting time says:

      She got on diamonds, Chanel and a Bastid
      She gonna be on a pole soon!
      ____________________

      Too grown, right?

      Too bad the pic is in blk and YT, wonders if she has on PASTELS????!!

    • Gigi26

      She look like a regular ass baby in some regular ass clothes.

      the purse is the only thing. Take a pic like that on the gram and add that sepia filta and poof your child can have the same thing!

      I fear for what this child will become when older. A schizo dad and whore/narcissist mother. A damaged child that will make. :no:

      #PrayforNori

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      cutie pie! :love:

      iont see this as 'damaging' though, but really iont care... i'm more concerned bout how WE gonna get OUR lil ones to and through college in a few years :think: ...Nori's whole life already paid for :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Jk if 'n the Deddy and/or his mama claim the baby then it's not a bastard... Lil Nixon is a bastard cause Bey and nem don't recognize him

    • Wasting time

      I wonder if Kim is grooming her to do a sex tape with baby Fucha….
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      :dead:

    • Afiya

      Who hand is that? :blink: it looks awfully old :smh:

    • Gigi26

      BIC On the Yacht :rofl:
      :haha: :haha: <—– You have to work as a toddler though
      -------------------------------------------------------------
      :rofl: :rofl:

      Matta fact I hardly see BIC anymore :thinking:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      :rofl: at everyone "mad" and "shocked" about this. Be the first ones tellin all they friends they baby is a "model" for something at the mall. :cell: <<them tellin everyone they know

      North is beautiful but Kim bet not have no more tho if she hopes to keep me.
      :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      She’s cute…. I don’t see either parents features in her face – she has her own looks – maybe as she gets older she’ll start to resemble them….

      I wonder if Kim is grooming her to do a sex tape with baby Fucha….

      by OpinionHated on Aug 14, 2014 at 3:05 pm
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      :dead: parent used to arrange marriages back in the day...now they arrange sextapes lol

    • Afiya

      User Friendly says:

      awww she’s the most prettiest little bastard in the world
      :love:

      :chase: :stop: BEING MEAN!!! :spank: :smh:

    • CHA CHA

      Who Dat says:

      The just had to say she was “The Future” huh? I’m done

      Ciara got baby Eon in the studio right now doing warm up stretches for the next routine in her video

    • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

      BIC On the Yacht
      <—– You have to work as a toddler though
      ------------------
      :rofl:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      She look like a regular ass baby in some regular ass clothes.
      ____________________________

      dont you sit here and tell that lie! already too many ugmo kids in my facebook timeline as it is :nono:

      babies out here looking like the old man from the six flags commercial. un uh!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      WhoDat says: The just had to say she was “The Future” huh? I’m done
      .
      .
      .
      aRoTh says: Her bastid ass gone UPGRADE some of these hoes in here. *snapsnapsnap*
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      CRINE :crying1: ...can yall please escort each other out?

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      Ohhhh ok, ion like her parents but i'll bite her cheeks ta deaf!!! her not no bastard baby :(

    • Gigi26

      I hate UF!! :rofl: Thank GAWD none of my friends have ugmo babies :nonono: but some associates.... :tea: I shall say nothing more.

      Beauty is skin deep :yes:

    • San ah make ya dance

      She cute tho and I don't blame em :tea: Shyt kids ain't cheap, start em early if ya can :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      so you think she’s gonna grow up and be like Willow’s eclectic self or even weirder? they would lock her up like Rapunzel before they let that happen.
      __________

      :lol: :yes: She is a Gemini! Her daddy is too! I think that lends to some eclectic (I use it loosely) tastes! She gonna be a force..I just don't "place" anything on a kid cause im religious and superstitious :ashamed: and that's an oxymoron but I think something would "happen" . :| DJM.

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Kim aint no good Momma look at Nori wit them earrangs on. She will get chocked. or so someone said :tea:

    • Sun_Tooth

      Kanye a dummy foreal. all the money he/they got. what is there to gain from pimping out your child?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @SANDRA ROSE
      You didn’t expect North West to have a normal childhood, did you?
      __________________

      She could be on a reality show with both her parents faking like they still together tho! :phew:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      :offtopic: The Wiz is on HBO. I'm all hype like I have not seen it 50-11 times. I need to get this on DVD. #yallcare

    • San ah make ya dance

      She is a Gemini! Her daddy is too! I think that lends to some eclectic (I use it loosely) tastes! She gonna be a force..
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      Say that :nun: :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @SUN TOOTH
      "Kanye a dummy foreal. all the money he/they got. what is there to gain from pimping out your child?"
      ____________

      So kids on reality shows being pimped out too?
      :eek:
      :coffee:

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      North is beautiful but Kim bet not have no more tho if she hopes to keep me.

      ______________

      Sorry to break it to you, but Kim plans on having more. :yes: She was just telling Grandma MJ she wanted more and had a room for 'em and everythang. Only problem is finding Kanye and having him :hump: her.

    • OutsidetheBox

      She’s cute…. I don’t see either parents features in her face – she has her own looks – maybe as she gets older she’ll start to resemble them….

      I wonder if Kim is grooming her to do a sex tape with baby Fucha….
      __________

      You don't ever think she looks like Ye? :huh: Ever?

      You also don't believe in varying bone sizes tho so :stop: nevermind. My bad.

    • San ah make ya dance

      most prettiest little bastard in the world :love:
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      What is wrong with you? :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :shocked: :kona:

    • Wasting time

      Matta fact I hardly see BIC anymore :thinking:
      -------------------------
      We only see BIC when they working and traveling together and the paps and us ole regular folks sneaking pics.
      They are on down time; so now we are back to the pics Bey and em want us to see . . . . Her Pinky toe, her hand or half her head :lol:

    • lovezoe

      Soaking of models, y'all seen Raising Asia? That girl is a mess.

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      Man, I just don't care™ says:

      at everyone “mad” and “shocked” about this. Be the first ones tellin all they friends they baby is a “model” for something at the mall
      ___________

      they be like vote for my baby as the next Gap model. sorry ma'am, but I will do no such thing. :nono: I dont want to see your funny face child on a billboard. :smh:

      at least not til he grows into his head. :tea: at least!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Lil Nixon is a bastard cause Bey and nem don’t recognize him
      ____________

      :bounce: So the other chick...the new bm. Where she at? Is that still happ'n? Dark skinned thang.

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      :lol: :yes: She is a Gemini

      ____________

      Craziest ones in the zodiac. :tea:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Craziest ones in the zodiac. :tea:
      ---------------
      :karate: !!! Funniest ones in it :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Raising Asia
      ______

      No.Her mammy a mess! She cute af! :heart: With her little muscle bound ass. :hahaha: :phew:

      Ion like that mammy. :no:

    • CHA CHA

      NO JOKES GRAVI BOLLLLLLL!!!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      Lil Nixon <---- Who tha fugg is this? :lol:

    • Wasting time

      So kids on reality shows being pimped out too?
      --------------------------------
      If your child is old enough to say I don't want to tape today or I don't want to than fine.
      This poor baby can't say I don't want to be under these hot azz lights for half the day

    • San ah make ya dance

      And the way Lil Nori be holding that head just a straight. Shidd she just may do well in modeling :yes:

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      Funniest ones in it :yes:

      __________

      Yeah one out of 10 of their personalities tend to be pretty funny :yes: :biggrin:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Took me a minute to finish the video to comment so when I finally did I saw I had like the last 4 of the 6 comments :oops: One about Jameis Winston I personally guffawed at. It appears no one else saw it cause we all up here looking at North :yawn: She cute tho (K Michelle voice

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      zoe...i seent the beginning of one episode and there was no way...i almost unplugged the tv...talm bout she wanna be the next beyonce...heyall beyonce the next beyonce cuz she keep reinventing herself

    • lovezoe

      OTB- you see the episode where they was doing homework and her momma says what's matter, she was like your voice.

    • San ah make ya dance

      Yeah one out of 10 of their personalities tend to be pretty funny :yes: :biggrin:
      ---------------
      :wtf: 1! You give us no credit :no:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      religious and superstitious
      __________________

      I have always thought that superstition comes from nature and God made nature so its ok. superstition aint nothing but a crude form of math and sociology.

      ....but thats coming from me so Im not sure you can use that excuse at the pearly gates :ashamed:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Only problem is finding Kanye and having him :hump: her.
      __________

      CRINE! :hahaha: You say she gotta rape the baby daddy. Him wont be still. She betta collect it and freeze it like she do everything else on her body.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @WASTING TIME
      "So kids on reality shows being pimped out too?
      ——————————–
      If your child is old enough to say I don’t want to tape today or I don’t want to than fine.
      This poor baby can’t say I don’t want to be under these hot azz lights for half the day"
      __________________________

      So you concerned about the "hot azz lights." :eek:

      Negro please. Child be hotter than that at the dayum beach. Niggas try and come up with any ol foolishness. :no: <<<smh

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      Took me a minute to finish the video to comment so when I finally did I saw I had like the last 4 of the 6 comments

      _____________

      The video was like 4 minutes long :huh: Bless your :heart:

      Offtopic - Is it too early to sneak out of work. I don't feel good and wanna get in my bed :yes:

    • capricorn83

      :love: North! I see nothing wrong with this... :shrugs:

    • San ah make ya dance

      To be honest they don't really show Nori on their show. You may see her holding her or talking to her, but they never show her face :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      So kids on reality shows being pimped out too?
      :eek:
      :coffee:
      __________

      They back in like two weeks too! :lol:

    • Chocolate

      :offtopic: I was reading the "bastid babies" post and seen CHA CHA gravi, I kept looking like what folks talking about, then she said(I THINK SHE SAID") said grab my nose so I looked again O......M......G, I officially :rofl: and :ghost: at the same DAMN time I swear im so late. :hahaha: yall roses know yall aint Chyt.

      :waves:

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      :wtf: 1!

      _____

      My bad San. I meant AT LEAST 1 of the personalities :biggrin: *mumbles under breath* all 10 are cray tho

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      Yeah one out of 10 of their personalities tend to be pretty funny
      _____________

      :lol: they only have 2. one of the two do be crazy tho :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Shidd she just may do well in modeling :yes:
      __________

      Whaaa. North gonna be shawt. :lol: Print maybe. No runway. She don't have Jenner jeans. Khloe tall come from her real daddy. :tea:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Shid, I need to be on a reality show my dmn self :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      So kids on reality shows being pimped out too?

      __________

      They back in like two weeks too!
      ____________________

      :lol:
      They all up on video and chit actin like mom and dad together but this here picture is not goin let North have a "normal childhood." :rofl:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      i love nori...even tho she look like she slob erwhere cuz them cheeks..i know she hyperproducing saliva at an impeccable rate...she always giving face like whet deez bytches want from a nicca...that's G shyt

    • OutsidetheBox

      Lil Nixon <—- Who tha fugg is this? :lol:
      ___________

      Beyoncé and Solange little brother. Like it or not. And the new baby big brother. :hahaha: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      She betta collect it and freeze it like she do everything else on her body.
      _______________________________

      :cold: :phew: :ghost:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Whaaa. North gonna be shawt. :lol: Print maybe. No runway. She don’t have Jenner jeans. Khloe tall come from her real daddy. :tea:
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      I wasn't thinking runway :rofl: Poor thing but yea :hahaha:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      I thought her momma said she would chose if she wanted to be exposed. Meanwhile her ignorant daddy in court “fighting for her privacy” and they done put her in a publication.
      ___________________
      HELLO SOMEBODY :yes:
      @User :waiting: My kids ain't all up and down your fb timeline. Looks at my phone for an email ,text, friend request... anything.... i see how it is :confused: we know good enough for you. It's my shoulders ain't it????? *RUNS OFF BOOTY JIGGLING*

    • San ah make ya dance

      they only have 2
      ---------------
      This chick :cuss:

    • OutsidetheBox

      OTB- you see the episode where they was doing homework and her momma says what’s matter, she was like your voice.
      __________

      !!! Sure did! Matter fact I think I chased one of the OTBeez like I was gonna beat her cause of Asia! :rofl:

      She is whip smart with that mouth. But that is CREATED. I don't blame the child. And for the most part, she is very respectful of her dad. I don't like her mama living her dream thru that child. Ion care that's what I see! And she ignore the chit outta the other one! Asia cant even frown without her being all over it but the other baby :no: she be beating her mama leg tryna get some damn attn! Shameful!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      Runway models are usually ugly. And drug addicts anyway.
      :coffee:

    • Sun_Tooth

      Man, I just don't care™ sys:

      So kids on reality shows being pimped out too?
      :eek:
      :coffee:
      ----------------------------------

      i said Kanye was stupid, not kim :D . she only repeating the cycle of abuse, she don't know no better :no:

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      She betta collect it and freeze it like she do everything else on her body.

      ________________

      :dead: Have it sitting in the freezer on Being Mary Jane. 'Ye looks like he's a chronic masturbator - she gon have to wring out his cum rags :jack: to gather a big enough specimen :yes:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      he video was like 4 minutes long :huh: Bless your :heart:
      ___________________
      I was working :angry: My big boss' new admin needed me to show her something s i had to pull up a ppt i made for onbaording and walk her thorough it :rolleyes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I cannot stand how these ads track IPs! :cuss:

      I looked at Disney ONE DAMN TIME (planning for sept) and now all I see is Disney World ads! :facepalm:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      So you concerned about the “hot azz lights.”

      Negro please. Child be hotter than that at the dayum beach. Niggas try and come up with any ol foolishness. <<<smh
      ______________________

      :lol: I read negro please in Wilona's voice

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @SUN
      "So kids on reality shows being pimped out too?

      ———————————-

      Let me ask again since you ain't answer the first time...
      :coffee:

    • Wasting time

      So you concerned about the “hot azz lights.” :eek:

      Negro please. Child be hotter than that at the dayum beach. Niggas try and come up with any ol foolishness. :no: <<<smh
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      :lol:
      You protecting your step daughter huh
      It's wack. Plain and simple.
      He in court fighting for his daughter privacy and chit but she in a publication.
      They don't need the money.
      Her mother was adamant about having her child make her own choices but that went out the window.
      They need to keep that 15 minutes stretched out; they name hitting on something so why not use the baby .. huh... You good with that ? You gonna have to be since she having your babies next right?

      I also answered your question specifically about the child being exploited and added the unnecessary hazard in there for good measure. I personally didn't take my 14th month old to the beach, because you are right it is too hot for all that .

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      She betta collect it and freeze it like she do everything else on her body.

      ________________
      Who said this?
      :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I have always thought that superstition comes from nature and God made nature so its ok. superstition aint nothing but a crude form of math and sociology.

      ….but thats coming from me so Im not sure you can use that excuse at the pearly gates :ashamed:
      _____________

      :woohoo: No! No! This is what all my maternal women believe! :shocked: BUT we don't discuss bc church folk will beat you back! Say it aint God's work. :eyeroll: My mama always said its JUST intuition.

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      Beyoncé and Solange little brother. Like it or not. And the new baby big brother. :hahaha: :rofl:
      ____________________________

      Gotcha! The one who's mama was sitting on the curb with her belongings wanting Bey to reach in her pockets? :rofl: :rofl:

    • lovezoe

      OTB- I told hubby all if what you said the other day. Her momma wanna be a star. That baby gets no love. :sad: I think we kids become the moneymakers is when 0arents allow mess/

    • OutsidetheBox

      Offtopic – Is it too early to sneak out of work. I don’t feel good and wanna get in my bed :yes:
      _________

      3:45? It'll take you that long to pack up. :stop: Sorry you in a different time zone. You need to wait. :hahaha:

    • San ah make ya dance

      :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :offtopic: I was reading the “bastid babies” post and seen CHA CHA gravi, I kept looking like what folks talking about, then she said(I THINK SHE SAID”) said grab my nose so I looked again O……M……G, I officially :rofl: and :ghost: at the same DAMN time I swear im so late. :hahaha: yall roses know yall aint Chyt.

      :waves:
      ______________

      :rofl: Cremes is that yew! :rofl:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      HELLO SOMEBODY
      @User My kids ain’t all up and down your fb timeline. Looks at my phone for an email ,text, friend request… anything…. i see how it is we know good enough for you. It’s my shoulders ain’t it????? *RUNS OFF BOOTY JIGGLING*
      ____________

      I been sent that request last week on my real birthday. :rolleyes:

      I really did too. Scouts honor.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @WASTING TIME
      "So you concerned about the “hot azz lights.”

      Negro please. Child be hotter than that at the dayum beach. Niggas try and come up with any ol foolishness. <<<smh
      ————————–

      You protecting your step daughter huh
      It's wack. Plain and simple.
      He in court fighting for his daughter privacy and chit but she in a publication.
      They don't need the money.
      Her mother was adamant about having her child make her own choices but that went out the window.
      They need to keep that 15 minutes stretched out; they name hitting on something so why not use the baby .. huh… You good with that ? You gonna have to be since she having your babies next right?

      I also answered your question specifically about the child being exploited and added the unnecessary hazard in there for good measure. I personally didn't take my 14th month old to the beach, because you are right it is too hot for all that .
      _____________________________

      :waiting: ... you finished?

      Cause all that wasn't nothing but some bullchit. Niggas take they kids for photo shoots all the time. This ol "made up" azz hazard of yours make work on some ol retarded azz nigga but I know that is bullchit.

      Niggas try to just make up anything to come for Kim. :facepalm:
      This pic won't disrupt the life of an infant. GTFOH. At least think of a beleiveable reason to be mad at Kim. Which is really jealousy but you know, you should be better at coming up with another lie to mask your jealousy. :yes:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      i love nori…even tho she look like she slob erwhere cuz them cheeks.
      ______________________
      When the cameras be off and Nori slob Kim be like :wtf: Likkkke whet the fuh Nor-ree??? That is sew freaken nastee! Like can’t you control yourself? Yew are just like your dad with his nasty a$$. I can like hardly stand being in the bed with him because like his balls like stink from those leather pants he insists on wearing six days a week.
      Esmeralda :cuss: come get this little slovenly BASTERD off of me now before she messes up my makeup, hair and Spanx!! You know as soon as the cameras or photogs leave you are supposed to get this nasty thing off of me :huh: Like do you or do you KNOW want a green card?

    • OutsidetheBox

      Shid, I need to be on a reality show my dmn self :lol:
      ____________

      One day imma figure out how we gonna be rich off our real day job, San. Like the font downstairs said "when SR gonna start paying us.."

      Lilly Ledbetter act. :Obama: Said we deserve equal pay!

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      well I sent it so somebody. maybe it was OTB :eek:

      iono how to work Instagram yet. :crying:

      whose screen name was booty shorts and brains or something :think: musta been OTB.

    • OutsidetheBox

      :obama: So disrespectful :no:

    • libra80sbaby

      At least the outfit looks comfortable. My momma NEVER put me and my sister in all that hot ass lace, satin, big ass dresses and what not. She said babies supposed to be COMFORTABLE!! I too, did not put my babies in all that bullchit just so folks can ooh and ahh...For easter, I get them real cute sundresses and sandals. My son wears nice slacks and a polo or a long sleeve button down with the sleeves slightly rolled up past the wrist. If I as an adult dont wanna be uncomfortable, I aint forcin that hot itchy chit on my churren :nono:

    • San ah make ya dance

      :hahaha: Yall crazy

    • CHA CHA

      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      i love nori…even tho she look like she slob erwhere cuz them cheeks..i know she hyperproducing saliva at an impeccable rate…she always giving face like whet deez bytches want from a nicca…that’s G shyt

      NAP TIME FOR YOU HEFFA :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :lol:
      They all up on video and chit actin like mom and dad together but this here picture is not goin let North have a “normal childhood.” :rofl:
      ____________

      :hahaha: But those kids old nii! You see we haven't seen Tip new baby. He waiting. :tea:

    • Wasting time

      She betta collect it and freeze it like she do everything else on her body.
      -------------------------
      Y'all saw her on WWHL
      :rofl:
      Only thing that moved was her lips
      Had me dying
      Mr Time said when she was with RB she could have got it; said PMK look better

    • San ah make ya dance

      One day imma figure out how we gonna be rich off our real day job, San. Like the font downstairs said “when SR gonna start paying us..”
      -------------------
      Um :thankyou: TIA! OK :lol: shyt

    • OutsidetheBox

      Runway models are usually ugly. And drug addicts anyway.
      :coffee:
      _________

      Them bishes be BUTT bootey. :hahaha: But they be w e r k ing! :nun:
      They just need ot be a hangar.

      If Kim's ass is as real as you say, :tea: how would Nori do it? Esepcailly with real "ethnic" genes from Dear Old Dad. Don't make me go find a picture of MissDonda butt. :ashamed: I cant disrespect the dead like that but if I rem she was stacked.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      she gon have to wring out his cum rags
      _________________________

      maybe "susie" can help... :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      FROM ERIC HOLDER
      “This morning, I met with President Obama to discuss the events in
      Ferguson, Missouri. Like the President, I extend my heartfelt
      condolences to the family of Michael Brown. While his death has
      understandably caused heartache within the community, it is clear that
      the scenes playing out in the streets of Ferguson over the last
      several nights cannot continue.

      “For one thing, while the vast majority of protests have been
      peaceful, acts of violence by members of the public cannot be
      condoned. Looting and willful efforts to antagonize law enforcement
      officers who are genuinely trying to protect the public do nothing to
      remember the young man who has died. Such conduct is unacceptable and
      must be unequivocally condemned.

      “By the same token, the law enforcement response to these
      demonstrations must seek to reduce tensions, not heighten them. Those
      who peacefully gather to express sympathy for the family of Michael
      Brown must have their rights respected at all times. And journalists
      must not be harassed or prevented from covering a story that needs to
      be told.

      “At a time when we must seek to rebuild trust between law enforcement
      and the local community, I am deeply concerned that the deployment of
      military equipment and vehicles sends a conflicting message. At my
      direction, Department officials have conveyed these concerns to local
      authorities. Also at my direction, the Department is offering –
      through our COPS office and Office of Justice Programs – technical
      assistance to local authorities in order to help conduct crowd control
      and maintain public safety without relying on unnecessarily extreme
      displays of force. The local authorities in Missouri have accepted
      this offer of assistance as of this afternoon."

    • Hershey

      Lil Nixon is a bastard cause Bey and nem don’t recognize him
      ____________________________

      He shole is, he was made during a marriage and not the mammy nor the pappy. And him a bastid cause he round the same age as his niece :lol:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      I been sent that request last week on my real birthday. :rolleyes:

      I really did too. Scouts honor.
      __________________________
      Whatchu sent it to? :huh: I ain't nuffin new nowheres. CHEW LIE (Asian lady voice) Send it again :waiting: I got 26 minutes to waste before I leave :lol:

    • Sun_Tooth

      Man, I just don't care™ says:

      Let me ask again since you ain’t answer the first time…
      :coffee:
      -------------------------

      Family Hustle is a warm hearted show, displaying a family that loves. Them Kardashian be cussing out they momma, cussing out and disrespecting each other, and done turned bruce jenner into a woman. So you get a glimpse into what happens when you pimp out your kids. They turn into spoiled, foul mouthed, disrespectful narcissists.

    • OutsidetheBox

      *RUNS OFF BOOTY JIGGLING*
      _________

      LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rofl: Gimme some bish! Share the wealth! :wail:

    • Hershey

      At a time when we must seek to rebuild trust between law enforcement
      and the local community, I am deeply concerned that the deployment of
      military equipment and vehicles sends a conflicting message. At my
      direction, Department officials have conveyed these concerns to local
      authorities. Also at my direction, the Department is offering –
      through our COPS office and Office of Justice Programs – technical
      assistance to local authorities in order to help conduct crowd control
      and maintain public safety without relying on unnecessarily extreme
      displays of force. The local authorities in Missouri have accepted
      this offer of assistance as of this afternoon
      ______________________________________________________

      In other words, shyt's about to get real huh? :sad:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      i love nori…even tho she look like she slob erwhere cuz them cheeks.
      ______________________
      When the cameras be off and Nori slob Kim be like Likkkke whet the fuh Nor-ree??? That is sew freaken nastee! Like can’t you control yourself? Yew are just like your dad with his nasty a$$. I can like hardly stand being in the bed with him because like his balls like stink from those leather pants he insists on wearing six days a week.
      Esmeralda come get this little slovenly BASTERD off of me now before she messes up my makeup, hair and Spanx!! You know as soon as the cameras or photogs leave you are supposed to get this nasty thing off of me Like do you or do you KNOW want a green card?
      *********************
      STOP PLAYIN!!!! you know kim wasn't een at the shoot...she facetimed nori like iz you ready or nah?

    • Wasting time

      Jealous of Kim :rofl:
      For why?
      You know what I am:

      She married to a gay man "why not me?"
      He azz touch the back of her knees "why not me?"
      For the past 10 years; anyone can googa her name and see her innards "why not me?"
      She was married to a SPED and couldn't make that work "why not me?"
      Her big toe drag the concrete in open toe shoes "why not me"
      A nigga with a 3.5 inch dyck lust after her "why not me?"

    • San ah make ya dance

      Them Kardashian be cussing out they momma
      --------------
      Even I Gets pissed when I see this :nono: Aint no way. They real disrespectful especially that Khloe and younger ones

    • San ah make ya dance

      He azz touch the back of her knees “why not me?”
      For the past 10 years; anyone can googa her name and see her innards “why not me?”
      She was married to a SPED and couldn’t make that work “why not me?”
      Her big toe drag the concrete in open toe shoes “why not me”
      A nigga with a 3.5 inch dyck lust after her “why not me?”
      --------------------------
      Screams! :rofl:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      CHA CHA says:

      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      i love nori…even tho she look like she slob erwhere cuz them cheeks..i know she hyperproducing saliva at an impeccable rate…she always giving face like whet deez bytches want from a nicca…that’s G shyt

      NAP TIME FOR YOU HEFFA
      ***********************
      ima professional sleepa...if i nap ima be comatose lol

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Noriiii :love: I usually dont care for celeb kids but they know that baby is cute :nun:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Uh yea :huh: You sent it to OTB who by the way *goes to look* still ain’t accepted me. And I done forgot what her name was :facepalm: I told her that day what mine was. She is SEW PETTY!!! She is the glue that holds us together and she don’t want to seal it :no:

    • Chocolate

      @OTB THIS IS I

      CHA CHA PLEASE LOG OFF, :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      She betta collect it and freeze it like she do everything else on her body.

      ________________
      Who said this?
      :eek:
      _____________

      :stop: Don't tase me, Bro! :hug:

      Linda honey listen I went to my derm and I said, "Derm why the fukk Kim aint got this" *points under eyes*.

      I say, "Doc that bish is smooth older than me by a full year AND a few months. And she is GNAT Black. Or even colored. WHY?" :waiting:

      Doc: :huh: at me. :huh: at IG selfie of Kim.. *lightbulbs* "Oh! She uses Botox. Basically freezing it into place. You want?"

      Me: :eek: :no: :think: Later? :ashamed:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      I requested ChaCha tho and she accepted it :warning: CHA CHA YOU KNOW IT’ S ME ON THERE??? :rofl:

    • Afiya

      Speaking of Khloe, did anyone see the show where they were in the salon and she just got her hair washed :confused: MAYNE, that mess was kinky as nigga shyt :huh: She OJ's :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :rofl: :ha: ...Hershey!!!!!

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      yall just gonna keep Man riled up today, huh?

      first child support and now Kim. :smh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @WASTING TIME
      "She married to a gay man “why not me?”
      He azz touch the back of her knees “why not me?”
      For the past 10 years; anyone can googa her name and see her innards “why not me?”
      She was married to a SPED and couldn’t make that work “why not me?”
      Her big toe drag the concrete in open toe shoes “why not me”
      A nigga with a 3.5 inch dyck lust after her “why not me?”
      _______________________

      You know why not... cause you not as attractive as her. :shrugs:
      The world always needs some old maids. Embrace your destiny. :yes:

      The sooner you accept this, the sooner you will be healed and feel no jealousy for Kim. :hugs:

    • Wasting time

      “At a time when we must seek to rebuild trust between law enforcement
      and the local community, I am deeply concerned that the deployment of
      military equipment and vehicles sends a conflicting message. At my
      direction, Department officials have conveyed these concerns to local
      authorities.
      ---------------------------------
      Man
      This just gets worst and worst :no:

      This ish is going to spread if they don't get it under control.
      They should have the feds go in there and run ish.

      Thanks for sharing that @Man

    • lovezoe

      Ferguson is coming to a city near us. We need to be prepared and educated on the laws.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Who said this?
      :eek:
      ________

      TL;DR? My derm. Dr. M. Whitmer. Check her. Not me. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Ifn yo deddy peepa claim you then you is not a bastard mmmmmkaay ..... Even if he didn't murried yo mama :hug: feel better now

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Them Kardashian be cussing out they momma
      ————–
      Even I Gets pissed when I see this  Aint no way. They real disrespectful especially that Khloe and younger ones
      -------------
      Kris crazy because I would of been put a stop to all that shyt. And they will get all that back because Kourtney and Kim's kids are gonna talk to them like total trash watch. My momma would of told me to hand her a fair one by now. Straight planted her feet and told me to try it. Shoot. Kris should of told them fight me or stfu. Period. Not in my house.

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      A nigga with a 3.5 inch dyck lust after her “why not me?”
      *********************
      you talm bout orangatang...sorry oreo..fukk it oj?? why he een talking...like who pulled his cord? ole swole gout having ass boy...look like he got out of control "diabetus"

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      :love: MJ in TheWiz.

    • Wasting time

      You know why not… cause you not as attractive as her. :shrugs:
      The world always needs some old maids. Embrace your destiny. :yes:

      The sooner you accept this, the sooner you will be healed and feel no jealousy for Kim. :hugs:
      ---------------------------
      Thanks for the advice Man.
      I'll also consult Mr. Time and see what he can do for me!
      You the bestest :hug:

    • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

      She married to a gay man “why not me?”
      He azz touch the back of her knees “why not me?”
      For the past 10 years; anyone can googa her name and see her innards “why not me?”
      She was married to a SPED and couldn’t make that work “why not me?”
      Her big toe drag the concrete in open toe shoes “why not me”
      A nigga with a 3.5 inch dyck lust after her “why not me?”

      _______________

      *shuts down computer and starts packing up* Its almost 3:45 :peace:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Kris crazy because I would of been put a stop to all that shyt. And they will get all that back because Kourtney and Kim’s kids are gonna talk to them like total trash watch. My momma would of told me to hand her a fair one by now. Straight planted her feet and told me to try it. Shoot. Kris should of told them fight me or stfu. Period. Not in my house.
      ------------------
      Chileeee its a cycle for them :yes: Keeps going and going

    • OutsidetheBox

      When the cameras be off and Nori slob Kim be like :wtf: Likkkke whet the fuh Nor-ree??? That is sew freaken nastee! Like can’t you control yourself? Yew are just like your dad with his nasty a$$. I can like hardly stand being in the bed with him because like his balls like stink from those leather pants he insists on wearing six days a week.
      Esmeralda :cuss: come get this little slovenly BASTERD off of me now before she messes up my makeup, hair and Spanx!! You know as soon as the cameras or photogs leave you are supposed to get this nasty thing off of me :huh: Like do you or do you KNOW want a green card?
      _____________

      Like srsly, You guys are being so rood right now <---Kourtney K voice :wail: :wail:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      that mess was kinky as nigga shyt
      ________________________

      you said she had hair like wool like Jesus had? she a 4c?

      I gotta go. :casket:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      And him a bastid cause he round the same age as his niece :lol:
      ________________________
      Just off that alone :banned: < -- says BASTID

    • OutsidetheBox

      well I sent it so somebody. maybe it was OTB :eek:

      iono how to work Instagram yet. :crying:

      whose screen name was booty shorts and brains or something :think: musta been OTB.
      ____________

      :dead: I dint know it was you. Send me a hint. I went to add friends and got daunted. Lord. I didn't know who was who. :rofl: RESEND IT DAMNNIT :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @WASTING TIME
      "You know why not… cause you not as attractive as her.
      The world always needs some old maids. Embrace your destiny.

      The sooner you accept this, the sooner you will be healed and feel no jealousy for Kim.
      —————————
      Thanks for the advice Man.
      I’ll also consult Mr. Time and see what he can do for me!
      You the bestest
      ______________

      :think: Mr. Time may be the problem. SOMETHING got you jealous of Kim. :shrugs:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      OTB you on IG!? Who else in here on IG!? Screen name nakeya_j

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      you talm bout orangatang…sorry oreo..fukk it oj?? why he een talking…like who pulled his cord? ole swole gout having ass boy…look like he got out of control “diabetus”
      _______________

      iono :wtf: is going on here but its not nice :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Y’all saw her on WWHL
      :rofl:
      Only thing that moved was her lips
      Had me dying
      Mr Time said when she was with RB she could have got it; said PMK look better
      ____________

      I always did LIKE mister Time. :rofl: I stayed up late to watch her dry ass. She make me sick when she don't just chill the fugg out. :eyeroll:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      keya :hug:

    • Hershey

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

      …Hershey!!!!!

      __________________________

      what did eye dew? :blink:

    • Hershey

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

      …Hershey!!!!!

      __________________________

      what did eye dew? :blink:

    • Afiya

      @User

      :cheers: EGGXACTLY!!! :yes:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @no joke :hug: hey now!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Can you be an old maid if you've had a child ? :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Hershey! who is dat in your gravi witt dey lip gloss poppin, lookin like Lil Richard??!!! :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      She married to a gay man “why not me?”
      He azz touch the back of her knees “why not me?”
      For the past 10 years; anyone can googa her name and see her innards “why not me?”
      She was married to a SPED and couldn’t make that work “why not me?”
      Her big toe drag the concrete in open toe shoes “why not me”
      A nigga with a 3.5 inch dyck lust after her “why not me?”
      ______________

      :casket: This bish done blew up the innanets :rofl: :rofl: :ghost:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      Mr. Time may be the problem. SOMETHING got you jealous of Kim.
      ________________

      :rofl: can you please stop throwing salt in everybody relationship? you that friend that makes ppl go home and be like "well so and so said....."

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @datsmdubya2u what exactly are the qualifications for being a old maid?

    • Wasting time

      Can you be an old maid if you’ve had a child ? :think:
      ---------------------
      and a Husband :thinking:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

       can you please stop throwing salt in everybody relationship? you that friend that makes ppl go home and be like “well so and so said…..”
      ---------------
      There is always that one friend who throws shade and salt.....then go home to TV dinners and 4cats. Lol

    • essenze

      Smh lol. I learned real quick to not take Man and his obsession with Kim seriously. Its funny though :-)

    • OutsidetheBox

      *shuts down computer and starts packing up* Its almost 3:45 :peace:
      _____________

      Bye Boo. :kiss: *lays back down in :casket: *

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Speaking of old maids My great aunt was mad as hail when they put her marital status as SPINSTER on some real estate papers.and this was in. 2003. : lol:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      oh so im the onliest one that done heard OJ wanna drink kim baffwater after he get his freedom papas so kanye betta get his fill befo he get shug knight to come "speak" to him about sum thangs...matta fack..i thank he also said sumn bout a brand new bronco...i'm assuming he mean a horse tho :shrugs:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I just sent it Keya!!! :woot:

      Tee Ion see you. its the chirren or you? :waiting:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      can you please stop throwing salt in everybody relationship? you that friend that makes ppl go home and be like “well so and so said…..”
      ________________________
      Nah he be the one that people be like oh he like that cause that fat girl broke his heart byke in the day. Every since then he hate them :no:
      He still sangle to this day :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      @keya.

      old maid noun
      : a woman who has never been married and who is no longer young

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @OTB I got it and sent one back.

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      He still sangle to this day
      ______________________

      well there's always Susie since fleshlights are too "big and cumbersome" :rofl:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @no joke oj needs to sit his ass down and shut up. Ugh.

    • Hershey

      Wasting time says:

      Can you be an old maid if you’ve had a child ?
      ———————
      and a Husband
      ________________________

      I believe old maids are childless thus being unable to berff bastids into the world and they have no mate. Now a married woman can be a hag... #HELPFUL

    • Wasting time

      NAACP just emailed me :no:
      They seem to be out of touch as well.

    • OutsidetheBox

      There is always that one friend who throws shade and salt…..then go home to TV dinners and 4cats. Lol
      _________

      Aww hail naw. Ion eat teebee dinners :crying1:

      :rofl: Yes! There is a always a salty. :no:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Speaking of old maids My great aunt was mad as hail when they put her marital status as SPINSTER on some real estate papers.and this was in. 2003. : lol:
      ____________

      BOFL!!! :wail: :wail:

    • Hershey

      datsmdubya2u says:

      Speaking of old maids My great aunt was mad as hail when they put her marital status as SPINSTER on some real estate papers.and this was in. 2003. : lol:

      _____________________
      Spinster :rofl: dayum

    • OutsidetheBox

      Sometimes me and my husband just walk past each other and be like Hey! HAPPY BURFDAY :blink: Or if we calling somebody dumb we be like :rolleyes: HAPPY BURFDAY….
      _______________

      :wail: :wail: :wail: :heart:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Sorry for some reason the blog only now let me go back downstairs. :think:

    • Unshakable

      What kinda blog purgatory did wye just walk into? :blink:

      I rolls up in heah to make a cameo appearance, and alla sudden, I am reading about innards and old maids......i was like, :blink:

      #typicalroseratchetness :rofl:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      so who in here knows why they used to say "dont point at me my mama aint dead"?

      Vdot was supposed to look it up but she aint report back yet.

    • OutsidetheBox

      @OTB I got it and sent one back.
      ____________

      Of course my phone just damn died :hahaha:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      It means your mother does it enough,you don't need someone else doing it to you also per google :shrugs:
      neva heard it personally

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      OTB lemme see who I'm is taday :rofl: Keya can you @me to OTB. Don't put my name on it tho. Put a Rose :grin: That's smart. REAL SMART.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      old maid noun
      : a woman who has never been married and who is no longer young
      ______________________

      Whelp! That applies to a bunch of the roses!
      :coffee:

    • OutsidetheBox

      UF:
      "I think it was a Black thing, or at least it used to be. And I don't know whether it was a cultural colloquialism; whether it just existed in our generation or if it was widely known. But I remember that when anyone would put their finger in your face in my hood, two things would happen; the offended would say "my mama ain't dead" and then somebody got a good ass whipping.

      Now I can't explain the reasons behind "my mama ain't dead." There is no etymological exegete for it on the internet. But if I had a quarter for every time I saw a good fight that was started by someone pointing their finger directly in someone else's face, I could stop wasting money on lottery tickets. I would be rich...."

      ^^^ First thing in Google search..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      Old maids with bastard children = Sandra Rose bloggers!

      :rofl:

    • Sun_Tooth

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Sorry for some reason the blog only now let me go back downstairs. :think:
      -----------------

      that be happening to me sometimes. I be trying to respond to someone, then it take Forever to load, or once I hit post it says I'm posting too fast. so then I just say forget it and hop in the next post hoping they don't think I was ignoring them.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      At a time when we must seek to rebuild trust between law enforcement
      and the local community, I am deeply concerned that the deployment of
      military equipment and vehicles sends a conflicting message. At my
      direction, Department officials have conveyed these concerns to local
      authorities. Also at my direction, the Department is offering –
      through our COPS office and Office of Justice Programs – technical
      assistance to local authorities in order to help conduct crowd control
      and maintain public safety without relying on unnecessarily extreme
      displays of force. The local authorities in Missouri have accepted
      this offer of assistance as of this afternoon.”

      by Man, I just don't care™ on Aug 14, 2014 at 3:33 pm

      _______________________

      Marshal Law coming to a town near you

    • OutsidetheBox

      Imma have to ask mama. I don't see nothing. :shrug:

    • Wasting time

      so who in here knows why they used to say “dont point at me my mama aint dead”?
      ------------------------------
      It means your mother does it enough,you don't need someone else doing it to you also :shrug: I made it up but it sounds good.

      I know when i was mad I steppe on mad cracks; and my momma back never ever broke. In hindsight that was good cause she would have had me getting everythang for her :bounce:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      Speaking of old maids My great aunt was mad as hail when they put her marital status as SPINSTER on some real estate papers.and this was in. 2003.
      ________________

      See, I bet you anything yo' great aunt phucked one of them realtors men back in the day!

      The realtor wound up marrying that nigga but she still remember yo great aunt. She couldn't wait to put that chit out there! :rofl:

      A SPINSTER tho! :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      That make sense but the way my pettiness is set up I cant acknowledge it. :tea:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      did yall already discuss the police shootin in cali i think where the dude was not right mentally and got shot in the back while he was on the ground, but the police saying it was a struggle for the gun

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Old maids with bastard children = Sandra Rose bloggers!

      by Man, I just don't care™ on Aug 14, 2014 at 4:04 pm

      ----------------------------

      Somebody off here gonna give you da azz one day..... It's ok boo. :hug:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @taken no problem

      And did y'all see how draya gonna say that she don't think that the shooting of that young man was race related. It was accidental. I swear she is so damn dumb.bitch only know about swim suites and hoe life. Ugh.

      @man if we are all old maids, what are you?

    • OutsidetheBox

      that be happening to me sometimes. I be trying to respond to someone, then it take Forever to load, or once I hit post it says I’m posting too fast. so then I just say forget it and hop in the next post hoping they don’t think I was ignoring them.
      _____________

      That's why I check back. Blog ghosts be haunting me. :lol: Sandra used to have a rule..prolly still do on days that end in whatever she want them to..you cant have your first comment on a new post be about an old post but who knows how she feeling this quarter. :yawn:

    • Wasting time

      hop in the next post hoping they don’t think I was ignoring them.
      ----------------------
      Uhhh Huhhh :blink:

      :lol:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      She is the most adorable snuggle puss ever, but you know that she's going to be the most obnoxious Kraptrashian of all time in about 10 years don't you? So enjoy this sweet innocent time.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Them ninjas ain't rioting in LA guess they used to it.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I know when i was mad I steppe on mad cracks; and my momma back never ever broke. In hindsight that was good cause she would have had me getting everythang for her :bounce:
      ____________

      BYE Time :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      the offended would say “my mama ain’t dead” and then somebody got a good ass whipping.
      _____________________

      :yes: my son pointed at somebody the other day and I immediately thought we were going to die! that ish was serious.

      I may head nod in the general direction but I never point :nono: <----this is the finger that got that girl mushed by Tammi. keep your fingers down.

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      Wasting time says:

      so who in here knows why they used to say “dont point at me my mama aint dead”?
      ——————————
      It means your mother does it enough,you don’t need someone else doing it to you also I made it up but it sounds good.

      I know when i was mad I steppe on mad cracks; and my momma back never ever broke. In hindsight that was good cause she would have had me getting everythang for her
      ******************
      ummmmmmmmm....post 187 :dead: i hate erything you stand for :rofl:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      About to go get these BASTID kids. Well only 1 of them according to Webster :thinking:
      I think that’s why she the favorite on the low. Overcompensate we do :grin:
      OTB get it together ma’am so me and User can be cool :rules: You know she sometimey and tomorrow will be like :rolleyes: You can’t sit with us. Oh I just looked my picture is me. How you ain’t know it was me? You seen this picture before on fb and liked it :facepalm:

    • OutsidetheBox

      See, I bet you anything yo’ great aunt phucked one of them realtors men back in the day!

      The realtor wound up marrying that nigga but she still remember yo great aunt. She couldn’t wait to put that chit out there! :rofl:

      A SPINSTER tho! :lol:
      ______________

      Whaaaa LMAOOOO you think women are so petty! We are but damn :rofl: Men do chit like this. Not us. :tea: We would be resolved in the facK that He's Mine. You may have had him once but I get the pension all the time *sways*

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Somebody off here gonna give you da azz one day….. It’s ok boo. 
      ------------/--
      *makes Kandi stank face* not if that's his real face in the gravi they won't.....well let me not say that. Someone in here think its cute I guess.

    • OutsidetheBox

      How you ain’t know it was me? You seen this picture before on fb and liked it :facepalm:
      _______

      I like all your pictures! Especially sense you don't flood me with yall happy ass fam. :crying1: I know you do that JUST for me and I preciate it! :hug:

      I didn't see it tho. Soon as my phone charge imma send it. :yes:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      I know when i was mad I steppe on mad cracks; and my momma back never ever broke. In hindsight that was good cause she would have had me getting everythang for her
      ___________________

      :lol: I told my son he cant step on the line because it means your mama drinks wine.

      then I ws like :think: oh wait, step away lil fella.

    • Sun_Tooth

      Wasting time says:

      Uhhh Huhhh :blink:

      ------------------------------

      I WAS ignoring you tho, cuz you haven't spoken to me in two days :scared:

    • Hershey

      Bird says:

      She is the most adorable snuggle puss ever, but you know that she’s going to be the most obnoxious Kraptrashian of all time in about 10 years don’t you? So enjoy this sweet innocent time.

      ___________________________

      Ten years? Shyyyyyyyytttt! Give her by her sixth berdee. I watch the RHONJ and that lil Melania is the WORST child I've ever seen in my life. I think she's six or seven. She called her mom an a--hole, stupid, fat :facepalm: I would still be kicking off in her a--

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      In audio recordings released Wednesday by the hacking collective Anonymous, a voice identified as belonging to a county police dispatcher indicated that Ferguson police were unaware that one of their officers had been involved in Saturday’s shooting.

      The female dispatcher noted that she had received two calls about an “officer-related shooting” on Canfield Drive.

      “We just got another call about an officer-involved shooting .?.?. there,” she said. “This came from the news, so [unintelligible] don’t know.”

      A few seconds later, the dispatcher, apparently frustrated that the information appeared to be coming from news accounts, said she couldn’t get confirmation from the police in Ferguson.

      “We just called Ferguson back again, and they don’t know anything about it,” she said.

      County police did not respond to a request for comment regarding the dispatch tape’s veracity.

    • Sun_Tooth

      tsidetheBox says:

      That’s why I check back. Blog ghosts be haunting me. :lol: Sandra used to have a rule..prolly still do on days that end in whatever she want them to..you cant have your first comment on a new post be about an old post but who knows how she feeling this quarter. :yawn:
      --------------------

      between this blog and four others I go to. I aint got time to be going back

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      THIS blog and they stories :facepalm:

    • OutsidetheBox

      she don’t think that the shooting of that young man was race related.
      ____________

      Por que? *down sinder face* who the fukk asked Draya? See tell a bitch she cute and she hear "can I have your opinion?" :eyeroll: She outta line. If she wasn't THERE, she outta line.

      I do like the way John Legend (who is really on my chit list for marrying that man Teigen..but I digress :shank: ) straightened one of them "news agency" Told him to stay in his place! Music! :karate:

      John was like :nono: *purses lips* Im human. Fall back. This is my lane. :yes:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      @OTB you saw when J Winston said :blink: HAPPY BURFDAY to himself? My husband who has no filter was like :stop: WAIT. HOLE THE FOK UP. DID THIS NIGGA JUST SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIMSELF? LIKE ASKED HIMSELF HIS OWN WISH AND GRANTED IT?????
      I was dead!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @NAKEYA
      "@man if we are all old maids, what are you?"
      _______________
      The "proper term" is "confirmed bachelor."
      :coffee:

    • Wasting time

      I WAS ignoring you tho, cuz you haven’t spoken to me in two days :scared:
      -------------------
      :rofl:
      We both ain't chit!
      You know it's me and you :fistbump: :kiss:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Little kids do have smart mouths. Smh. That Nori gonna have Kanye's mouth and temper. Gonna tell Kim shyt like: Bitch how stupid are you!? I said No! Im not wearing all white today! Where is my dad at, because you dont know shyt about black people. You never did the education!! :mad:

    • OutsidetheBox

      In audio recordings released Wednesday by the hacking collective Anonymous, a voice identified as belonging to a county police dispatcher indicated that Ferguson police were unaware that one of their officers had been involved in Saturday’s shooting.

      The female dispatcher noted that she had received two calls about an “officer-related shooting” on Canfield Drive.

      “We just got another call about an officer-involved shooting .?.?. there,” she said. “This came from the news, so [unintelligible] don’t know.”

      A few seconds later, the dispatcher, apparently frustrated that the information appeared to be coming from news accounts, said she couldn’t get confirmation from the police in Ferguson.

      “We just called Ferguson back again, and they don’t know anything about it,” she said.

      County police did not respond to a request for comment regarding the dispatch tape’s veracity.
      _______________

      :blink: :blink: OMFG

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      THIS blog and they stories
      ________________________________

      stories like real stories or stories like lies. back in the day we werent allowed to say lie (down south) so we had to say story or storytelling or even worse "storying". :lol:

      which one are you referring to? :waiting:

    • OutsidetheBox

      between this blog and four others I go to.

      ___________

      These fonts aint loyal. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Speaking of old maids My great aunt was mad as hail when they put her marital status as SPINSTER on some real estate papers.and this was in. 2003.
      ________________

      See, I bet you anything yo’ great aunt phucked one of them realtors men back in the day!

      The realtor wound up marrying that nigga but she still remember yo great aunt. She couldn’t wait to put that chit out there!

      A SPINSTER tho!

      by Man, I just don't care™ on Aug 14, 2014 at 4:06 pm

      --------------------------------

      Nope it's just a common legal term to describe un married women on court papers a lot. We researched it cause she was mad lol... It's used a lot. The real estate contract was drawn up by lawyers not a jealous realtor. But Im glad you were able to make up a story to amuse ur self . How's Susie?

    • OutsidetheBox

      oh wait, step away lil fella.
      __________

      Bwahahahaha :hahaha:

      SN: Yall seen LuVie? Like Dude really be expecting her to work? :blink:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Little kids do have smart mouths. Smh. That Nori gonna have Kanye’s mouth and temper. Gonna tell Kim shyt like: Bitch how stupid are you!? I said No! Im not wearing all white today! Where is my dad at, because you dont know shyt about black people. You never did the education!!
      __________________

      :rofl: sounds accurate as fugg too. she needs to have a son to protect her and be on her team.

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      THIS blog and they stories
      ________________________________

      stories like real stories or stories like lies. back in the day we werent allowed to say lie (down south) so we had to say story or storytelling or even worse “storying”.

      which one are you referring to?
      *****************
      all of em... :rofl: did she say back in the day.... *does the soufside dance*

    • OutsidetheBox

      @OTB you saw when J Winston said :blink: HAPPY BURFDAY to himself? My husband who has no filter was like :stop: WAIT. HOLE THE FOK UP. DID THIS NIGGA JUST SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIMSELF? LIKE ASKED HIMSELF HIS OWN WISH AND GRANTED IT?????
      I was dead!!!!
      ____________

      :wail: :wail :AND I CAN SEE YOUR HUBCAP SAYING THIS TEE :rofl: That nigga Jameis has CLEARLY had some shots to the dome. Lord I wont let my son play tackle for nothing. He be TOOO mad :rofl: I told him listen that's all nephew and cousins GOT. Let them have that. You go white collar. :rofl:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      Nope it’s just a common legal term to describe un married women on court papers a lot. We researched it cause she was mad lol… It’s used a lot. The real estate contract was drawn up by lawyers not a jealous realtor. But Im glad you were able to make up a story to amuse ur self . How’s Susie?
      _______________________

      do you know how much it hurts to choke on ginger tea? :(

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      @NAKEYA
      “@man if we are all old maids, what are you?”
      _______________
      The “proper term” is “confirmed bachelor.”

      by Man, I just don't care™ on Aug 14, 2014 at 4:16 pm
      -------------------------------------

      I thought that was a polite term to describe :homo: back in the day?

    • OutsidetheBox

      Little kids do have smart mouths. Smh. That Nori gonna have Kanye’s mouth and temper. Gonna tell Kim shyt like: Bitch how stupid are you!? I said No! Im not wearing all white today! Where is my dad at, because you dont know shyt about black people. You never did the education!! :mad:
      __________

      LMFFAOOOOOOOOO :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      @DATS
      "Nope it’s just a common legal term to describe un married women on court papers a lot. We researched it cause she was mad lol… It’s used a lot. The real estate contract was drawn up by lawyers not a jealous realtor. But Im glad you were able to make up a story to amuse ur self . How’s Susie?"
      _________________

      :rofl:
      I know what it is. It's even more antiquated than "bastard" tho!

      I was just teasing bout the backstory. Don't take urself so seriously. :facepalm:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I thought that was a polite term to describe :homo: back in the day?
      ___________

      You say Lutha Obit listed him as a confirmed bachelor? :dead: :ghost:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Don’t take urself so seriously
      __________

      This nigga deflects with the best :wail: :howl: :wail: :heart:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      I like all your pictures! Especially sense you don’t flood me with yall happy ass fam. I know you do that JUST for me and I preciate it!
      -------
      Really I do :heart: some people never get to see us in person so that be the onliest way :cry: Plus to tell our stories :lol:
      Yea I be like did I already post a kid pic this week of this one :thinking: right clock save for next week

    • Wasting time

      :rofl:

      :goodnight: Roses!

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Hershey says:

      Ten years? Shyyyyyyyytttt! Give her by her sixth berdee. I watch the RHONJ and that lil Melania is the WORST child I’ve ever seen in my life. I think she’s six or seven. She called her mom an a–hole, stupid, fat I would still be kicking off in her a–
      **********************

      Called her mama what?!?!?!

      :pray:
      Lawd please heal Kanye's mental illness and give him the strength to proteck his chile from that family. Lawd I ask that you cover and proteck the black community when the blame shifts to us when that chile turn out to be even worse than Pimp Mama which will surely be attributed to her skin color. Amen.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      I thought that was a polite term to describe back in the day?
      ___________

      You say Lutha Obit listed him as a confirmed bachelor?
      ___________________

      :shocked:
      that's that BULLCHIT! Hugh Hefner is a confirmed bachelor! Leonardo DiCaprio is a confirmed bachelor! Brad Pitt is a confirmed bachelor!

      Yall niggas just be hatin!

    • Just Looking

      How adorable, awwww

      So how is the same baby, that MAN said looked 107 years old.

      Ooops look at the time...

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Speaking of old maids My great aunt was mad as hail when they put her marital status as SPINSTER on some real estate papers.and this was in. 2003. : lol:
      ____________
      BOFL!!! :wail: :wail:

      :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      OutsidetheBox says:

      BIC On the Yacht :rofl:
      :haha: :haha: <—– You have to work as a toddler though
      ___________

      Fukking peasants. :rofl: :wail: You are so CRAZY! :rofl:

      :dead:
      ===
      On topic:
      Cute :shrug:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Little kids do have smart mouths. Smh. That Nori gonna have Kanye’s mouth and temper. Gonna tell Kim shyt like: Bitch how stupid are you!? I said No! Im not wearing all white today! Where is my dad at, because you dont know shyt about black people. You never did the education!!
      *********************

      :yes: Yup, all that is what I'm expecting. But she gonna be the black sheep of the family and not like black peen. She gonna abuse Kim for making her black.

    • Sun_Tooth

      Wasting time says:

      :rofl:
      We both ain’t chit!
      You know it’s me and you :fistbump: :kiss:
      ---------------------------

      Im just saying. I was taught that if you are at a place first, you are supposed to greet/acknowledge the arriving party(ies). So by my upbringing, you wrong and im justified in my action. but all is forgiven

      :kiss:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      : Bitch how stupid are you!? I said No! Im not wearing all white today! :wails: :rofl:
      @OTB: listen fren Jameis was like :grin: HEY YOU :peace: <-- shoot em up fangas Happy BURFDAY :blink: I will never forget that. Somebody cleaned his clock real good. My son is going to play baseball

    • Sun_Tooth

      OutsidetheBox says:

      These fonts aint loyal. :tea:
      ---------------------------

      I bet that cougar lover shares your sentiment :D

    • Just Looking

      <---MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek: says:

      I like all your pictures!
      ===============
      Thanks Shoulder lean :hug:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      Yup, all that is what I’m expecting. But she gonna be the black sheep of the family and not like black peen. She gonna abuse Kim for making her black.
      _________________

      :crying: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Is there a bykeground story to 247? :waiting:

    • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

      I was taught that if you are at a place first, you are supposed to greet/acknowledge the arriving party(ies).
      ___________________

      I thought it was If Im here and you come to where Im at in my presence then you should acknowledge me. I may have just made that shyt up tho. :think:

      *trying to play it out in my head* I think my way is right tho. If you go somewhere you have to greet the ppl there not vice versa.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      “Nope it’s just a common legal term to describe un married women on court papers a lot. We researched it cause she was mad lol… It’s used a lot. The real estate contract was drawn up by lawyers not a jealous realtor. But Im glad you were able to make up a story to amuse ur self . How’s Susie?”
      _________________

      I know what it is. It’s even more antiquated than “bastard” tho!

      I was just teasing bout the backstory. Don’t take urself so seriously.

      by Man, I just don't care™ on Aug 14, 2014 at 4:23 pm

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      I don't take myself srrsly but that's my auntie :lol:

    • Sun_Tooth

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Is there a bykeground story to 247? :waiting:
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      nope but I been lurking for a while. I seen ALOT

    • Sun_Tooth

      User Friendly says:

      I thought it was If Im here and you come to where Im at in my presence then you should acknowledge me. I may have just made that shyt up tho. :think:

      *trying to play it out in my head* I think my way is right tho. If you go somewhere you have to greet the ppl there not vice versa.
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      If you meet someone on a date, they shouldn't sit there and let you come to hug/kiss them. they sposed to get up and greet you.

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Thanks Shoulder lean
      -----------------
      I wasn't complimenting you :angry: :chase: I ain't never seen yo picture bc my :pc: said because of the size of the file... You :eek: it still downloading. That was last week

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Rootypoo fugga gilbert arenas needs to STFU :eek:

      Yall seen what he said? :twisted:

    • CHA CHA

      I KNOW MY JOB RISKING TO FONT ON SANDRA ROSE AZZ DUE FOR SOME SERIOUS BACK PAY TUH! :ido:

    • Just Looking

      <---MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek: says:

      Thanks Shoulder lean
      —————–
      I wasn’t complimenting you :angry: :chase: I ain’t never seen yo picture bc my :pc: said because of the size of the file… You :eek: it still downloading. That was last week
      ====================
      Falls Completely OUT. See, I told MAN the same thing, I been trying to send him an Azz shot for years. :rofl:

    • Just Looking

      If you meet someone on a date, they shouldn’t sit there and let you come to hug/kiss them. they sposed to get up and greet you.
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      :waves: @ Sun Tooth - How you doern? They do that when they don't like you. Happens to me all the time. WHELP

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      JL :hugs:

    • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      :newpost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      OutsidetheBox says:

      These fonts aint loyal. :tea:
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      I bet that cougar lover shares your sentiment :D
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      BURN :dead:

    • http://www.treviamilliona.com Trevia Milliona

      I'm sorry but North West is just tooo dang cute. I'm almost jealous. I hope when I have a daughter she looks as beautiful as her.