Carter Family Portraits - Jay Z, Queen B and Solange get the high art treatment.

The High Museum of Modern Art has rejected without explanation a painting of bordello singer Beyonce and her daughter Blue Ivy. Apparently Beyonce thinks she's a modern masterpiece, and that her likeness and that of her child should hang in a museum for art lovers to enjoy.

All jokes aside, the artwork was created by noted Zealand copywriter Eloise Jack as part of The 'Carter family Portraits'. 'Beyonce and Child' was inspired by Raphael Sanzio's classic modern art oil painting "Madonna and Child with Book" (1502).

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From Splash News Online:

Jay Z, Beyoncé and Solange Knowles have gone from pop culture to high art in these quirky scenes. The 'Carter family Portraits' were created by Eloise Jack, a 25-year-old copywriter from New Zealand who wanted to do something "funny and weird" to keep herself entertained outside of work. Jack was fascinated by the idolisation of modern stars compared with the worship of royalty throughout history. "And no one's more idolised than Bey oncé. She's literally 'Queen Bey'," said Jack. Adding: "So I thought it'd be interesting to superimpose her face onto historical portraits of royalty. From there it kind of grew into a satirical commentary on her and her family's life, as told from the point of view of their 'official portrait artist'." The project became so popular that Jack created an online shop with the images: society6.com/carterfamilyportraits.

Beyonce photo: Eloise Jack/Splash News

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Lawd have mercy :facepalm:

  • Beta

    :|

  • Yardgirl

    :blink: What the.......?? :rofl:

  • Beta

    That child looks just like her daddy in that pic

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

    Blue Ivy sittin there O-BEAST as phuck! :rofl:

    Ain't not body paint this but Kelly Rowland ol subliminal hateful azz. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    Folk aint got shid else to do.. The project became so popular that Jack created an online shop with the images

    and folk gonna buy them too.. :no:

  • Who Dat

    Why they give Pink Wisteria CLUB FOOTS???????????????????????

    :crying1: :crying1: :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    You know..it amazes me what offshores think of Americans. :) They be so offbase but you cant tell them nothing. This is what Granny was tombout.."misinformed by the teevee" now its media/blogs. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    :dead: @ Blue's red diaper :rofl:

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    Why they paint Blue Ivy looking like a Michelin baby with a photoshopped head? :huh:

  • deedeegirl

    I saw some posters for sale yesterday that said WHAT WOULD BEYONCE DO? who freakin' cares?

  • SummerBaby

    :huh:

  • luVn_liFe…

    CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
    TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Well
    we
    THaNK THEM
    and BEY does too!

    :ghost:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Chick in the HB said a dude complimented her..said she look like young Beyoncé..put her picha side a picha of young Beyoncé. :facepalm: Why she do that. No chill was to be had. *deep sigh*

    I had to offer that Beyoncé dont even look like Beyoncé. :|

  • Who Dat

    Jay Z, Beyoncé, and Solange Knowles
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    And the write up technically made this cat name Jay-Z Knowles. That is the way it is written.

    :dead:

  • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

    This isn't anything serious. Just some kid having fun with Photoshop.

  • OutsidetheBox

    She not even good at it..I have seen some good ones! This is bad. *recoils*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    Some beehiver is gonna have this hanging in the lv rm over the TV

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :ghost:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *Wondering if Sandra had her pinky turnT when she fonted "High Museum.." Cheery Ho, San. :wave: :heart:

  • Sun_Tooth

    :think: *goes to hobby lobby to get supplies to make some beyonce and child votive catholic candles* :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

    :pc: <<<Sandra ordering her portrait of Bey and Blue

    Sandra wants to be Blue's pappy sooooo bad. :lol:
    It ain't happening Sandra. :stop: :nono:

  • luVn_liFe…

    thinks she’s a modern masterpiece,
    ~~~~
    as does her hubby say's it on "holy grail" a few times :rolleyes:

  • Who Dat

    Some beehiver is gonna have this hanging in the lv rm over the TV
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I bet the one that I caint stand that posts here is online RIGHT NOW like :pc: trying to see how much getting one framed over at the Michael's is.

  • SummerBaby

    Some beehiver is gonna have this hanging in the lv rm over the TV
    ------------
    :yes: Yes and it's gonna be many a chicks lock screen on their phone.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    Sun_Tooth says:

    :think: *goes to hobby lobby to get supplies to make some beyonce and child votive catholic candles*

    ______________

    Dont forget to stop and get some "house blessing" or "money attraction" oil to put in those candles :lol:

  • Who Dat

    It ain't happening Sandra
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Why not. We all know who the REAL daddy of Mariah's twins (lil Pegasus and Unicorn) is.

    It can happen.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    SummerBaby says:

    Some beehiver is gonna have this hanging in the lv rm over the TV
    ————
    :yes: Yes and it’s gonna be many a chicks lock screen on their phone.

    _____________________

    :pc: :cell:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I had to offer that Beyoncé dont even look like Beyoncé. :|
    ~~~~
    aren't you jus sew SWEET :)

  • Wasting time

    I don't see what the problem is :shrugs:

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    I said to myself why is Beyonce holding Jay Z?? That baby really do look like him :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    :chase: bye Wasting :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    "Apparently Beyonce thinks she’s a modern masterpiece, and that her likeness and that of her child should hang in a museum for art lovers to enjoy."

    "The ‘Carter family Portraits’ were created by Eloise Jack, a 25-year-old copywriter from New Zealand"
    _________________________________

    obviously, this wasn't even commissioned by the Knowles/Carter camp, so why say Beyonce wanted to be in the museum? :huh: :think:

    and while it's certainly up to the museum and its curator to decide what's exhibited, there are far worse/more offensive exhibits to be found on display at a museum of "modern art" :tea: :yawn: :rolleyes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :rofl: chile !!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Ain’t not body paint this but Kelly Rowland ol subliminal hateful azz. :yes:
    ============
    :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    trying to see how much getting one framed over at the Michael’s is.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Michael's is SO expensive to do the framing! Those MoFo's gave me a quote of $543 to frame a 4x4 mirror

    :blink: HUHHn, COME.Again?

  • OutsidetheBox

    :think: *goes to hobby lobby to get supplies to make some beyonce and child votive catholic candles* :kona:
    _________

    Oh you support Hobby Lobby and mustard is only for hot dogs. :tea: LawdT.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Ain’t not body paint this but Kelly Rowland ol subliminal hateful azz.
    ~~~~~~~~
    BWAHahahahahahaha! this must have been MAN's comment :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Dont forget to stop and get some “house blessing” or “money attraction” oil to put in those candles :lol:
    ____________

    :rofl: :rofl: My mama! She done ran into a new kinda can too. :facepalm: Stay spraying that chit in my house! I be like NOOOOOO cause She ALWAYs asking me for money. :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Oh you support Hobby Lobby and mustard is only for hot dogs. :tea: LawdT.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    One's going up across from Michael's :eek:

  • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

    Nancy, Sandra went on to say she "all jokes aside". bring it in hun. woo woo woo

    :lol:

    plus the pic has SR's watermark on it so I think she may be the one who put them red draws on Blue Bell

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    *goes to hobby lobby to get supplies to make some beyonce and child votive catholic candles*
    ===========
    Do you mean Michael's :biggrin:

  • OutsidetheBox

    aren’t you jus sew SWEET :)
    _________

    I try. Cause they was eating her ass alive. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    obviously, this wasn’t even commissioned by the Knowles/Carter camp, so why say Beyonce wanted to be in the museum?

    and while it’s certainly up to the museum and its curator to decide what’s exhibited, there are far worse/more offensive exhibits to be found on display at a museum of “modern art”

    ________________

    :shocked: r u serious?

  • sassyshe

    Oh Lord the stans are gonna go crazy

  • OutsidetheBox

    :pc: <<<Sandra ordering her portrait of Bey and Blue

    Sandra wants to be Blue's pappy sooooo bad. :lol:
    It ain't happening Sandra. :stop: :nono:
    ___________

    LMAO you say these studs be better daddies than these real daddies :rofl: :rofl: :wail:

  • Who Dat

    It most likely will be viewed as highly offensive to Catholics. Madonna and Child With Book is the epitome of Christian art. Best way to explain it is with the word sacred. This is going to be viewed as being sacreligious. I expect the Vatican to issue a statement in 5, 4, 3, 2....

    And probably NOT to Bey. To the artist. That is who they gonna :chase:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    User Friendly says:

    Nancy, Sandra went on to say she “all jokes aside”. bring it in hun. woo woo woo

    _________________

    IKR!!! She went IN.... :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    the lil boy's lil PEEN is sticking up, :wtf:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    you say these studs be better daddies than these real daddies
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Most of em look like Mannie Fresh anyway.

  • Just Looking

    Funny and Stoopid are equally the same. Okay.....

  • Wasting time

    :chase: bye Wasting :rofl:
    -----------------
    :rofl:
    What ?!?!?

  • libra80sbaby

    :facepalm: This is stalkerish and creepy af

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    studs be better daddies

    __________

    So yall saying Sandra is a stud? :popcorn:

  • ShadeQueen46

    Why they give Pink Wisteria CLUB FOOTS???????????????????????
    _________________________________
    :rofl: poison ivy looks cute there! she looks a little less Shawn Carter-ish

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oh Lord the stans are gonna go crazy
    _________

    Meanwhile Im just over here like :shrug: :tea: No we not. :lol:

    :hahaha: Ok. So that Rihanna meme...she is looking out over a crowd like she lonesome..and its captioned "everybody with they man and I'm just like ..*Rihanna's forlorn face*

    :rofl: That's MY screen saver :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    luVn_liFe... says:

    the lil boy’s lil PEEN is sticking up,
    ________________
    :ghost:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    libra80sbaby says:

    :facepalm: This is stalkerish and creepy af
    _____________

    :rofl: :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    obviously, this wasn’t even commissioned by the Knowles/Carter camp, so why say Beyonce wanted to be in the museum? :huh: :think:

    and while it’s certainly up to the museum and its curator to decide what’s exhibited, there are far worse/more offensive exhibits to be found on display at a museum of “modern art” :tea: :yawn: :rolleyes:
    _________

    :wail: :wail: Nann done Road Scowled a hole right up. You aint write. :wail: :rofl:

  • Sun_Tooth

    datsmdubya2u says:

    Dont forget to stop and get some “house blessing” or “money attraction” oil to put in those candles :lol:
    -------

    i will consider it, but im gonna try to aromatize moments like these, "beach is better, elevator calm, and that aint my lil bruh."

  • OutsidetheBox

    Nooooo no one said that :lol: Sandra sadditty as hail. Member she tombout she dint eat no phish? Mustve laughed for a week. Chit im still laughing. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    you say these studs be better daddies than these real daddies
    =============
    Post made on FB just yesterdiddy by a stud: "If yall studs didnt believe in a turkey basta b4, well, u should cus its 2014 and anything is possible #cantwait4datbigDay"

    :ghost: Ze already is the "daddy" of one.

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    But anyways byke to Floyd and his baby bath :lol: You know you lil when you got 2 inches of water in the tub and it’s covering your lower half. Look like he was sitting in a yacht and the tub wasn’t even past normal size.
    Then buddy had the unmitigated gall to be playing “I like” by Guy in the background like it set the scene. BISH :stop: The lady ain’t have no soap on the rag yo back still dirty. Then you so busy trying to watch yo self film yo self getting BAIZED (shout out to 305) that you bout to miss yo whole mouth with the tooth brush. So now your veneers dirty. You the dirtiest bathing nucca on IG.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

    Sun_Tooth says:

    “beach is better, elevator calm, and that aint my lil bruh

    ____________________

    :lol: I like it!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Our head IT guy just left talking to me about all the money they have to spend before this fiscal year is up.... talm bout he ordered 20 computers ... huge flat screens etc ..... I looked at his azz like :blink: they need to give our azzes a damn raise .... fawk the bullshyt :facepalm: that shyt flew out my mouth so quick.....
    I Blame ya'll roses for my foul mouth ..... :lol: he cool though

  • Unshakable

    @WhoDat,

    Most I have seen look like they aboit to serve a straight 8, a dime, or 20 to life. Forget being rode hard and put up wet. They look like they just been sentenced to Riker's island.

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    Member she tombout she dint eat no phish? Mustve laughed for a week. Chit im still laughing.

    ________________

    When she said that, I was like :blink: :wtf: *twisting my mouth* Either you're lying or you ain't gay or getting no puss :huh:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    MisTaken is #unbothered :cool: says:

    But anyways byke to Floyd and his baby bath
    _______

    :dead:

  • Who Dat

    Sandra sadditty as hail
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    One of the Roses said let me find out you a pillow princess :ghost:

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    So yesterday CB posted Coochie as his WCW then today she is his TBT picture of them on a motorcycle :facepalm: This boy really is BYE POLA

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    The lady ain’t have no soap on the rag yo back still dirty. Then you so busy trying to watch yo self film yo self getting BAIZED (shout out to 305) that you bout to miss yo whole mouth with the tooth brush.

    ________

    Sitting up there looking like a toddler. :huh: He's cray for that!!

  • luVn_liFe…

    :warning: Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder in porch shooting.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Post made on FB just yesterdiddy by a stud: “If yall studs didnt believe in a turkey basta b4, well, u should cus its 2014 and anything is possible #cantwait4datbigDay”

    :ghost: Ze already is the “daddy” of one.
    _________

    MY GOD Did SHE have on BBALL SHORTS? I SWEAR I SEEN THAT :yells like a contained:

    :wail: :wail:

    *That down sinder girl's hand movement* WTF :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    @Butta,

    Ze said ain't nothin off da table! He said he will utilize all his resources......even the non-conventional ones. :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    the unmitigated gall to be playing “I like” by Guy
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    And that is the dayum CUT :danban:

    He was branging out ecstasy in his bird baff?

    I QUIT. :dead:

  • SummerBaby

    MisTaken is #unbothered says:
    But anyways byke to Floyd and his baby bath
    ----------------
    I was so annoyed by his antics I didn't even hear Guy playing at all. :lipsneer:

  • Wasting time

    Sandra sadditty as hail. Member she tombout she dint eat no phish?
    -----------------------
    Sandra you a Pillow Princess ?!?!
    Let me find out !

  • OutsidetheBox

    :warning: Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder in porch shooting.
    _________

    Praise God. :yes: I KNEW IT.

  • Unshakable

    KDub,

    You see my commentary. I dedicated to you? Please refer to post numma 67.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Watch Bossip steal this story :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Pilla Prynn :rofl: :rofl: :crying1:

  • SummerBaby

    So yesterday CB posted Coochie as his WCW then today she is his TBT picture of them on a motorcycle This boy really is BYE POLA
    ------------
    I read that their breakup is a publicity stunt to help his next album sales & that they're still a couple.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :warning: Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder in porch shooting.
    _________

    :smoke: RIP Renisha!!!

    :thankyou: Jury of His peers!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    MY GOD Did SHE have on BBALL SHORTS? I SWEAR I SEEN THAT
    ==============
    :yes: Always rocking bball shorts and a sports bra under a tshirt. Can't let the :boobs: show.

  • luVn_liFe…

    SummerBaby says:I read that their breakup is a publicity stunt to help his next album sales & that they’re still a couple.
    ~~~~
    Everybody's doing it

  • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

    I need a name for instagram :think:

    somebody stole the one I had already. :confused:

  • Wasting time

    Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder in porch shooting.

    ---------------------
    Praise God .
    :crying: tears of Joy

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    SummerBaby says:

    So yesterday CB posted Coochie as his WCW then today she is his TBT picture of them on a motorcycle This boy really is BYE POLA
    ————
    I read that their breakup is a publicity stunt to help his next album sales & that they’re still a couple.
    _________________

    That's exactly what it is :yes: folks are going to get tired of him and his leech ..... :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder in porch shooting.
    ================
    I hope Renisha's family will find some type of peace with this.

  • Unshakable

    @SummerBaby,

    But isn't he talented enough to sell his records without all the antics and chenanigans? What will he do next? Sell t and a? :blink:

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    He was branging out ecstasy in his bird baff?
    ________________
    *gets slightly weak as I lose consciousness* YAS that is exactly it. Floyd was up there looking like he taking a hoe bath in the zank :ghost:

  • Sun_Tooth

    hobby lobby aint did nothing to me, but have the right stuff on sale every time i visit.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    User Friendly says:

    I need a name for instagram :think:
    somebody stole the one I had already.
    _____________

    GangstaLean

  • luVn_liFe…

    DETROIT (AP) — A jury convicted a suburban Detroit homeowner of second-degree murder and manslaughter on Thursday in the killing of a drunk, unarmed woman on his porch last year, rejecting his claim that he was afraid for his life and had acted in self-defense.

    Theodore Wafer shot Renisha McBride through a screen door on Nov. 2, hours after she crashed into a parked car a half-mile from his house. No one knows why she ended up at the Dearborn Heights home, although prosecutors speculated that the 19-year-old woman may have been seeking help.

    "She just wanted to go home," prosecutor Patrick Muscat said during closing arguments, holding the shotgun Wafer used to kill McBride. "She ended up in the morgue with bullets in her head and in her brain because the defendant picked up this shotgun, released this safety, raised it at her, pulled the trigger and blew her face off."

    The Wayne County jury heard eight days of testimony before beginning deliberations. Wafer, 55, could face up to life in prison with the possibility of parole, but it is likely his actual sentence will be much shorter.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Wasting time says:

    I don’t see what the problem is :shrug:
    _________________________

    :no: :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    hobby lobby aint did nothing to me, but have the right stuff on sale every time i visit.
    ________

    For moi? :lol: *feigns hurt*

    I know that's right. You support whoever you wish. :)

  • Who Dat

    That the Mannie Fresh dykes look like they about to do a long bid @Unshake?

    I had missed it. But now I am mad cause you is right :ghost:

    I am so glad that they got dude for shooting Renisha!!! :tahnkyou:

  • Beta

    Why can't I get Sam Smiths music outta my head

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Vn_liFe... says:

    DETROIT (AP) — A jury convicted a suburban Detroit homeowner of second-degree murder and manslaughter on Thursday in the killing of a drunk, unarmed woman on his porch last year, rejecting his claim that he was afraid for his life and had acted in self-defense.
    Theodore Wafer shot Renisha McBride through a screen door on Nov. 2, hours after she crashed into a parked car a half-mile from his house. No one knows why she ended up at the Dearborn Heights home, although prosecutors speculated that the 19-year-old woman may have been seeking help.
    “She just wanted to go home,” prosecutor Patrick Muscat said during closing arguments, holding the shotgun Wafer used to kill McBride. “She ended up in the morgue with bullets in her head and in her brain because the defendant picked up this shotgun, released this safety, raised it at her, pulled the trigger and blew her face off.”
    The Wayne County jury heard eight days of testimony before beginning deliberations. Wafer, 55, could face up to life in prison with the possibility of parole, but it is likely his actual sentence will be much shorter.
    _______________

    Yes :applause:

  • SummerBaby

    I just went back to watch Floyd because I can't believe I truly didn't hear any music. I love that song but I still think he's a clown. I wonder if his chick was videotaping for him. :think:

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder in porch shooting.

    ___________

    Won't he do it! :nun:

  • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

    gangstalean, jenie? :lol:

  • Who Dat

    I misspelt. Oh well. Thanks and Glory be to God!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I need a name for instagram :think:

    somebody stole the one I had already. :confused:
    ____

    ADD ME :bigggrin: PussNDukes

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    @User let me know what name you end up choosing so we can connect :eek:
    BOL. I can’t event hold my laugh in. Looking like a STRAIGHT UP STALKER

  • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

    Sun what arts and crafts do you get from hobby lobby? :popcorn:

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    Sandra you a Pillow Princess ?!?!
    Let me find out !

    ___________

    She recanted and said she get all up in them crevices :lick:

  • OutsidetheBox

    The Wayne County jury heard eight days of testimony before beginning deliberations. Wafer, 55, could face up to life in prison with the possibility of parole, but it is likely his actual sentence will be much shorter.
    ________

    He did show a bit of remorse. A BIT. :tea:

    But the jury took like two days, if that. :lol: Bye sir. FOH. :bye:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    User Friendly says:

    gangstalean, jenie?
    _____________

    Hell yeah :cool: shyts hot!!! :yes:

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    @OTB I didn’t know you was on the G.. Runs to go see :kona:

  • SummerBaby

    But isn’t he talented enough to sell his records without all the antics and chenanigans? What will he do next? Sell t and a?
    ------------------
    He is talented young man, but people are also sick of him. What better way to get attention than to be "heartbroken"

  • Who Dat

    I wonder if his chick was videotaping for him
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Maybe he got Nikko and Mimi's "videotaper".

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    VDot says:

    Sandra you a Pillow Princess ?!?!
    Let me find out !
    ___________
    She recanted and said she get all up in them crevices
    _______________

    whoa :stop:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “She just wanted to go home,”
    __________

    :| Well, she there now. :|

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    somebody stole the one I had already.
    _______

    :huh: They Christopher Columbus' you?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Runs to go see :kona:
    ________

    BOL. :popcorn: Cause you finna be mad..

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    Wait I did know cause when I went to look it got a clock on there like :waiting: OTB will accept your friend request in exactly…. NEVER MINUTES :dead: :ghost: Somebody come get me I am CRINE :crying1: and weeping like a deaf dolphin. :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    * The NBA has suspended Raymond Felton 4 games for criminal possession of a weapon in February.

    *Hernandez cousin who pleaded guilty to contempt of court wants to avoid jail time due to cancer

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    SummerBaby says:

    But isn’t he talented enough to sell his records without all the antics and chenanigans? What will he do next? Sell t and a?
    ——————
    He is talented young man, but people are also sick of him. What better way to get attention than to be “heartbroken”
    ________________

    So sad I use to like him too :no:
    He on the ain't shyt list :rules: with Keyshia, Kmichelle, and Kelly Price .....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Nancy, Sandra went on to say she “all jokes aside”. bring it in hun. woo woo woo
    ____________________________________

    just sayin User :shrug: ...i'm not even a Bey stan. now i DO respect the heck outta her hustle & grind :yes: :applause: and the fact that she AND her parents worked hard all of HER life to get her to the point of being an 'overnight' success. :shrug: but this "story" could be about anybody and it would still irritate me if it attributed something to the person in order to perpetuate a particular myth about said person. iont know :think: ...it's... tiring...? :think: :shrug:

  • Wasting time

    “She just wanted to go home,” prosecutor Patrick Muscat said during closing arguments, holding the shotgun Wafer used to kill McBride. “She ended up in the morgue with bullets in her head and in her brain because the defendant picked up this shotgun, released this safety, raised it at her, pulled the trigger and blew her face off.”
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    :crying: all over again!
    :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Wait I did know cause when I went to look it got a clock on there like :waiting: OTB will accept your friend request in exactly…. NEVER MINUTES :dead: :ghost: Somebody come get me I am CRINE :crying1: and weeping like a deaf dolphin. :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
    __________

    :wail: :wail: WAIT I DIDNT KNOW YOU SENT ONE. I don't have pics so I was saying chit you see more of me on FB!!! :rofl: :rofl: Im bout to accept you :rofl: Wait send me another one. :no: Wayyy too mannie! In box me your name!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Wasting, don't get me started with the tears. Lawd, I can't imagine the grief. Awww shucks :wail:

  • SummerBaby

    Who's IG name is gangsta lean? I used to have that as a password hint on my laptop. My kids could never crack that :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    just sayin User :shrug: …i’m not even a Bey stan. now i DO respect the heck outta her hustle & grind :yes: :applause: and the fact that she AND her parents worked hard all of HER life to get her to the point of being an ‘overnight’ success. :shrug: but this “story” could be about anybody and it would still irritate me if it attributed something to the person in order to perpetuate a particular myth about said person. iont know :think: …it’s… tiring…? :think:
    ___________

    :newhere: ? :welcome: !

    :hug: :lol:

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    @OTB I just resent it :rofl: It starts with a P and you should see my face. Shoot half the time I forgot I have IG. I have to be uploading a pic to remember. I just went to it yesterday after like 8 days because my phone sent me a message like you got comments :rules:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    THIS: "This is going to be viewed as being sacreligious."

    ALONG W/THIS: "And probably NOT to Bey. To the artist."

    ...is where it becomes less funny, to me :shrug:

  • Just Looking

    :offtopic: This guy that I work with is the DUMBEST person I've met. Can't even call him a colleague. He was like if I unplug this power cord will it interfere with others.

    NO SIMPLE ARSE.

    Just like 20 seconds ago, the Director says we begin.....again. How many nights can you work 10pm to 6am. Dumbass says ummmmm, welll, ummmm let me check cause I got a part time job.

    AND He is African American :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Who Dat says:

    the unmitigated gall to be playing “I like” by Guy
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    And that is the dayum CUT :danban:

    He was branging out ecstasy

    :dead: :dead: :dead:

    I Like :danban:

  • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

    yup VDot. :crying:

    they plymouth rocked me, yo!

  • Who Dat

    The NBA has suspended Raymond Felton 4 games for criminal possession of a weapon in February.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    And the Mavericks are gonna be the ones to help him find a "comm. service" oppty per the statement Mark Cuban put out.

    WHERE in the entire FAWK do they DO THAT AT? :wtf:

    I get in trouble and my EMPLOYER finds my comm. service spot?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I just wanna get close to you :whistle: and do all the things you want me too ... I just wanna get close to yoooouuuuuu :whistle:

  • https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=663758563679083 VDot

    :newpost: on porch shooter

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    On Topic
    This artist is gonna GET IT :spank:
    :lol:

    He took something, and I could see if he made Bey's the same (then ok maybe still not ok) BUT the fact that he gave hers (Bey's) those looks. MISCONDUCT :banned:

    :popcorn: Anybody like talmbout these types of photoes :eek: :lol:

  • Sun_Tooth

    User Friendly says:

    Sun what arts and crafts do you get from hobby lobby? :popcorn:
    -------------------------------

    nothing, i was just gonna take advantage of a profitable situation. i really just go to search out them creative women. all colors be in there, so i go every so often :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *NOT photoes :nono:

    Artwork & paintings is what I meant

  • Wasting time

    Sorry Butter and I know ! :hug:
    I don't want to be at my desk Misty Blue but dang that is so sad and they'll rather shot you in the face than help you !

    Ok!
    I'm done !

  • Just Looking

    @Taken - You sending out purdy pics :yes:

  • http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG10063828/Kim-Kardashians-feet-feel-the-squeeze.html User Friendly

    ok Nan :eek:

    is the baby supposed to be Jesus. serious question I thought it was a random cherub.

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    Oh somebody already got me on here with that one. TALMBOUT add me on the G and I did. Went byke to follow that muddasucka ain’t even have a profile pic. Who was that? :thinking: Wait it was my dawg Champagne Life Pearl :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Nann done Road Scowled a hole right up. You aint write.
    ___________________________

    :shocked: hush gal! i aint eem meant it like that! :no: i was just sayin... (i really am here for the laughs... this one just fell short, for me :shrug: )

    *practices lay-ups at the ball hoop in the culdesac... alone*
    :bball: :crying1:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I get in trouble and my EMPLOYER finds my comm. service spot?
    :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder in porch shooting.

    ________________________________

    :pray: her fam finds SOME peace... mercy :no:

  • Afiya

    luVn_liFe... says:

    Suburban Detroit homeowner convicted of second-degree murder in porch shooting.

    :yahoo: :applause: :phew: