August Alsina and Nicki Minaj

Rapper Nicki Minaj visited with ailing singer August Alsina in a New York area hospital, where he is recovering from a brain injury after a fall during a recent concert.

Alsina was moved from the intensive care to a regular hospital room where he can accept visitors who aren't related to him.

A source close to Alsina's camp told Sandrarose.com the 22-year-old singer suffered a closed head injury (a severe brain injury) when he fell off the stage in a drug haze at Irving Plaza a few weeks ago. Doctors reportedly placed Alsina in a medically-induced coma for 3 days to allow his brain to rest after he experienced multiple seizures.

A lack of oxygen supply to the brain (such as when the brain swells) can trigger seizures. So can marijuana, which was found in his system.

Gossip tabloid TMZ originally reported Alsina was being treated in ICU for the mythical, non-existent celebrity diagnosis "exhaustion and dehydration."

Another source said, prior to his performance, Alsina smoked "too much Knockout" -- a reference to the high grade medical marijuana that is favored by urban artists.

The source said it will be months -- if not a year -- before Alsina is able to perform on stage again.

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    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Sh.t was all good just a week ago. Funny how life can change so quickly..

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Get better soon sir.

    • aRoTh

      That don't look like no "weed" face. Them jaws sunk in like "Gator".

      :danban: <----- does the Gator crackhead dance after he SMOKED the TV mama.

    • aRoTh

      Beautiful skin, Nicki. :thumbsup:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I don't think he was just on weed. But then again what do I know.

    • Rib of Chan

      Awe. Auggie and Nick look cute! Get well soon bruh.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Aroth
      *shimying* Put some cr ack in my hand cuz Imma cr-crr-cra ckhead

      GATOR :wail:
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      On Topic
      Oh well :eek:
      Get better. Yeen manage to die so :eek:
      Do better :tea:

    • User Friendly

      who still looks kinda cute with a breathing apparatus tho? now thats talent :clap:

      get well soon :kiss:

    • Wasting time

      DDTS

      New York Times.
      They critic wrote it on Friday.
      Inter-webs went HAM and NY Time came back and said YUP she was wrong for saying any of that.

    • lovezoe

      Get better

    • San ah make ya dance

      IDC :shrugs:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Gives R Willi' prayers to August :nun:

    • San ah make ya dance

      A source close to Alsina’s camp told Sandrarose.com the 22-year-old singer suffered a closed head injury (a severe brain injury) when he fell off the stage in a drug haze at Irving Plaza a few weeks ago
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      Man his fans didn't catch him. Tsk Tsk

    • lovezoe

      Now. They was dragging Fizz BM for filth on the twitter. If it was a dude it would be the same. Couch hopping to sell dildo's. Ma'am. What's more important dildos or your son. See him 1x in 2 weeks, yet you got time to get your wig done and go to dildo meetings.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      All the local weed dudes after this story broke was like
      :cell: "Nigga I ain't got no damn Knockout. Take this reggie or get the FUKK off my phone. :cuss: "

    • User Friendly

      Gives R Willi’ prayers to August
      _________________

      :rofl: you stoopit!

    • Wasting time

      I'm off this attack on :smoke:
      It will be legal nation wide by 2017 :yes:
      Washington state and Colorado are killing the Tax game.
      They done paved; gave raises; replaced equipment; upgraded schools supplies and still have $$$ and the year is NOT OVER!!!

      We'll be out of debt to China in 5 years if they legalize it nation wide!

    • San ah make ya dance

      See him 1x in 2 weeks, yet you got time to get your wig done and go to dildo meetings.
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      Something seriously wrong with her. I still can't believe she managed to meet up with his girl :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :phew: i'm so minimized... i saw "Nicki" and 'hospilla' and thought to myself, Lawd, Nicki done finally ruptured herself :no: but, look at Gawd :nun:

    • Hair Lova

      aRoTh says:

      That don’t look like no “weed” face. Them jaws sunk in like “Gator”.

      :danban: <—– does the Gator crackhead dance after he SMOKED the TV mama.
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      Lmfaoooo

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Lurker and FatAsssss :dead:

    • San ah make ya dance

      does the Gator crackhead dance after he SMOKED the TV mama.
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      :dead: Shyt kills me every time

    • User Friendly

      dildo meetings
      __________________________

      :casket: yall just wont be happy until my stomach explodes from laughing

      What’s more important dildos or your son.
      _________________

      just kill me dead if there is ever a time in my life where this is a real question posed to me. :rofl: that shyt dont even sound right.

    • Hair Lova

      Ma’am. What’s more important dildos or your son. See him 1x in 2 weeks, yet you got time to get your wig done and go to dildo meetings.
      _______
      She trying to be the next Kandi of the sex toy world... smh did the new episode come on yet? I need things to watch until my real shows come back like Once Upon A Time and Revenge :coffee:

    • Yawncé

      everybody look at me look at me I'm hurt.
      yoooohooo over here, look, I'm hurt.
      hello, over here, hello, I'm hurt. :waves:

      Homie you fainted over dehydration :rolleyes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :bounce: i am gonna fugg this roasted turkey sammich UP in bout 20 more minutes! and i got cranberry sauce tew!? :no: it's goin dowwwwn!

    • User Friendly

      We’ll be out of debt to China in 5 years if they legalize it nation wide!
      _________________

      so we gonna be buying weed on clearance at Wally World

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      FAT GUHL :happy:
      In other news:
      Fantasia in love and got a me boo. Prollem is THEy say he got felonies for domestic violence and he owe back child support
      Tammy and Waka getting they own spin off Meet The Flockas :heart: Even if Joseline and Stevie get their own show Tammy still better than her Bc she got a show in only one season lololol. And she ain't (publicly) sharing her man :lol:
      And she look better than you. Yea I said it :eek:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Thanks Wasting! Imma go look.

    • Milky

      Fizz BM had the nerve to tell the GF that she should call her everyday. Bish pls you dont even try to call your son everyday and you expect the GF to call you!! FOH!!! This bish is mentally unstable. Bish you lost custody then got joint custody if you care about your son then have him the half of time you allotted. Bish had to be horrible for them to grant full custody to Fizz!! Bish go swallow a coupla snakes!!!

    • San ah make ya dance

      :bounce: i am gonna fugg this roasted turkey sammich UP in bout 20 more minutes! and i got cranberry sauce tew!? :no: it’s goin dowwwwn!
      ------------
      Thanksgiving smile :biggrin:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      "dildo meetings"
      ________________________

      :crying1:

    • OutsidetheBox

      “too much Knockout” — a reference to the high grade medical marijuana that is favored by urban artists.

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      You sounded real old just then, Mom -OTB13boy. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

      :bounce: i am gonna fugg this roasted turkey sammich UP in bout 20 more minutes! and i got cranberry sauce tew!? :no: it’s goin dowwwwn!

      You sound like Fat Gal :facepalm:
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      :utensils: Sup Fat Gal :2dance:
      :hug:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Fizz BM had the nerve to tell the GF that she should call her everyday. Bish pls you dont even try to call your son everyday and you expect the GF to call you!!
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      :tea: :no: I just don't understand. Why would she ever call you :blink: None of it made sense. GF slow too

    • OutsidetheBox

      so we gonna be buying weed on clearance at Wally World
      ___________

      That means I'll be getting mine at Tarjay. Entre-peau nigga. :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Beautiful skin, Nicki.
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      Yes. She does. :phew:

    • Milky

      :gossip: < Fizz baby and lil next month plottin.
      FIZZ Baby: I gots a deddy and no mami! and you gots a mami and no deddy!
      LNM: Yeah Yeah go on!! (rubs hands togetha)
      FIZZ Baby: So we gon hook my deddy and yo mami up so we can be raised right like Sandra Rose says it is suppose to be!!
      :fistbump:

    • Hair Lova

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool: says:

      :bounce: i am gonna fugg this roasted turkey sammich UP in bout 20 more minutes! and i got cranberry sauce tew!? :no: it’s goin dowwwwn!
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      that sounds so awesome. I have no idea what to eat for lunch. The struggle :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *blows on dust*

    • OpinionHated

      They know each other enough to warrant a hospital visit? She trying to get some love after being booed about the butt....

    • User Friendly

      That means I’ll be getting mine at Tarjay. Entre-peau nigga.
      __________

      grown with real gmo and not this run of the mill roach spray and pitbull piss that they put on it now. :yes: :no:

    • User Friendly

      OpinionHated says:

      They know each other enough to warrant a hospital visit? She trying to get some love after being booed about the butt….
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      they just made a song/video together. I guess you could call them coworkers. :shrugs:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :utensils:
      ___________________________

      :peace: <<<<<utensils :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Listen yall distract me. :eek: On this site going IN on these pro-lifers/anti choicers. This woman has gotten sentenced to 12-18 mths for giving her daughter an abortion pill she bought over the net. :facepalm:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Backs away

      *physically pushes keyboard away from self*

      *crosses hands in lap*

      :)

      Toe picks?

    • aRoTh

      Washington state and Colorado are killing the Tax game.
      They done paved; gave raises; replaced equipment; upgraded schools supplies and still have $$$ and the year is NOT OVER!!!
      ____________________

      ....and don't forget, it made a BLK woman say "fvk it, I quit" her goodt J-O-B on LIVE teebee.....in ALASKA of all places!

    • Milky

      @OTB would it have been okay if she gave her the morning afta pill??? And that is that woman's daughter if she wanted to give her an abortion pill why does it warrant her goin to jail. Was the pill illegal or something??? Shait at least she aint in the byke room fillin her daughters :buttshake: and :boobs: with fix a flat!!

    • OutsidetheBox

      I will be all ABC Thursday. TGIT.™ Shonda Land.™ :tea: :warning: My phone will be off. Chirren in bed. :hahaha:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Lil Fizz bm trying to sell black market struggle dildos :stop: LISTEN. Kandi had a following before she just came out with Bedroom Kandi. She did the education and was known for being freaky. Plus she got gimmick. Her dillies do stuff like buzz to I FLY ABOVE :pigsfly: when you about to climax. What yours finna do? Make you buss in 4 seconds on your best friend couch at 2:30 in the afternoon while you laid up unnerneath some dude you just :jack: off for tweeny three dollars to get some IN AND OUT BURGERS for the week that ONLY YOU gone eat cause you not finna see about or all your son even tho you laid up on your best friend couch as 2:30 PST with no solutions??? :blink:
      But yet you got time to meet with his special needs Spanish girlfriend to tell her about doing what you don’t do: screw Fizz anymore, work and spend time with your son
      Fizz: why you begging a chick to spend time with your son? Look like she don’t like him to me :oops: I am all about protecting your kids and being cautious but if ya’ll been together 2 years and she spend the night all the time and be there … sounds like she curved you :dead:

    • User Friendly

      This woman has gotten sentenced to 12-18 mths for giving her daughter an abortion pill she bought over the net
      _________________

      whats the charge?

    • OutsidetheBox

      cranberry sauce
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      *italian kissy fingers*

      I cant wait to Novemeber. I need to order some Holiday pants..

    • Miany

      A lack of oxygen supply to the brain (such as when the brain swells) can trigger seizures. So can marijuana, which was found in his system.
      ^^^ :nono: I've had seizures prior to ever smoking a joint. I became a pot head n have been seizure free since. Now I ain't saying :blunt: cured my seizures. But the formula working so :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      whats the charge?

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      administering illeganl meds to a minor I think. She guilty of that but my argument was it dont make no sense that she even had to resort to that. Her state is one of those wait 24 hours, come back tomm if youre sure abortion states. :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      "special needs Spanish girlfriend"
      ________________________

      :crying1: a wealth of ignance :no: ...bountiful even... :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      grown with real gmo and not this run of the mill roach spray and pitbull piss that they put on it now.
      ___________

      LMFAOOOOO :rofl: Noooooooooooooo :rock:

    • Hair Lova

      Kandi had a following before she just came out with Bedroom Kandi. She did the education and was known for being freaky. Plus she got gimmick. Her dillies do stuff like buzz to I FLY ABOVE :pigsfly: when you about to climax.
      _________
      :hahaha:

    • User Friendly

      Milky says:

      @OTB would it have been okay if she gave her the morning afta pill??? And that is that woman’s daughter if she wanted to give her an abortion pill why does it warrant her goin to jail. Was the pill illegal or something??? Shait at least she aint in the byke room fillin her daughters and with fix a flat!!
      _________________________________

      my only question is why you let the ol telling ass teller tale daughter find out what you put in her drank.

      I may or may not have icy pops in my freezer made with Nyquil. :tea:

      (I dont really but I did see this recipe on pinterest about icy pops you make for kids to eat when they have a sore throat and I got to thinking.....)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      Yall see that the story on the 3 :boobs: lady is a hoax. :huh: This bytch been lying for some years now, tryna get famous.

    • Wasting time

      I cant wait to November
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      Neither can Time Sr. :eyeroll:
      He already plotting his menu and chit!
      I said we ain't get to Halloween or at the darn month of September.
      Asking if that Pulled Pork I made 1st football Sunday along with the other meats be too much :rofl:

    • Miany

      Anti choice folk make my azz itch. I make it a point to throw thrash out the window everytime I drive by and see em protesting the abortion clinic

    • San ah make ya dance

      Her state is one of those wait 24 hours, come back tomm if youre sure abortion states. :no:
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      Think they said their nearest abortion clinic is far away (forgot how far) and think their funds were limited. But shyt I would've made it do what it do

    • OutsidetheBox

      Was the pill illegal or something???
      ___________

      Thats the case they giving her. :yes: She gave illegal meds to a minor. Never mind the med was exactly what it says it was..she fukked up cause her doorter started having stomach pains (DUH! ABORTION!!! But i dont wanna blame the mama.. :smack: ) anyway yeah she took her to the mergency room and them doctors they so wonderful, they called DCF. :tea:

    • Rib of Chan

      they just made a song/video together. I guess you could call them coworkers.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      They REALLY was almost coworkers cause Wayne Carter almost signed Auggie. He went with I wanna say Def Jam (is that who this dude signed to?) cause he said he felt that YMCMB couldnt promote him the way he was looking for at the time. They were paying all their attention to another soft azz bish....I mean Drake.

    • San ah make ya dance

      Anti choice folk make my azz itch
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      I agree. If I ever want one, please back up off me. This shyt I gotta live with and answer to one day

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      I need to order some Holiday pants..
      __________________________

      :hahaha: don't know why, but this immediately brought to mind those awful christmas sweaters :hahaha: like the ones with the lil tinker bells for buttons, and they hunnid % acrylic so they never die :no:
      and can't be strained into submission... but go 'head what you was sayin hun... what dem "Holiday pants" do? :)

    • OutsidetheBox

      I’ve had seizures prior to ever smoking a joint. I became a pot head n have been seizure free since. Now I ain’t saying cured my seizures. But the formula working so
      ________

      One of my fave videos/stories is of that lil baby couldnt do nothing and i mean nothing but have seizures. Ppl moved to colorado got her some weed food and :tea: wouldnt you know. No seizures.

    • San ah make ya dance

      Fizz: why you begging a chick to spend time with your son? Look like she don’t like him to me :oops: I am all about protecting your kids and being cautious but if ya’ll been together 2 years and she spend the night all the time and be there … sounds like she curved you :dead:
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      I was trying to figure out why he trying to get her to play step mommy but aint put nan ring on her fingers. I swear, men stupid, women stupid

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Right. Unless you about to pay all my bills, pay for my body to snap byke and then take the kid after I birth it :stop: and do what they call STFU.
      #prochoicehere

    • Hair Lova

      Thats the case they giving her. :yes: She gave illegal meds to a minor. Never mind the med was exactly what it says it was..she fukked up cause her doorter started having stomach pains (DUH! ABORTION!!! But i dont wanna blame the mama.. :smack: ) anyway yeah she took her to the mergency room and them doctors they so wonderful, they called DCF. :tea:
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      Awwww man. How old is this kid anyways?

    • Rib of Chan

      Lil Fizz bm trying to sell black market struggle dildos
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Im dead from this alone. :dead: Cant even FINISH the rest. :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Fizz gal do look special needs.. :tape:

      And can we talk about Mally Mal (WHEW??????????????????? :shrug: ) gal(s). The one with that built body tombout he want her back...but he at the palatial with the rock mouf one? Lawd I was weak. :rofl: SAD!

    • Hair Lova

      User pinterest? You don't say.... Hmmmm

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      @San I didn’t understand :no: If you that pressed about the bm then get out now while you just dating and not married. She ain’t never going anywhere. And she don’t even see the kid now! Imagine if she get visitation. People kill me with dumb logic

    • OutsidetheBox

      Asking if that Pulled Pork I made 1st football Sunday along with the other meats be too much
      __________

      :rofl: :rofl: Mister Time like chicken with his ghetti i bet. :rofl: Grown man stomachs. :heart: I got me one. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Now I ain’t saying cured my seizures. But the formula working so
      _____________________________

      they got this show on the Veria or Livewell network all about weed cures, and i mean they had folks on there had the 'big C' and errthang... dem folks living and in remission :tea:

    • San ah make ya dance

      @San I didn’t understand :no: If you that pressed about the bm then get out now while you just dating and not married. She ain’t never going anywhere. And she don’t even see the kid now! Imagine if she get visitation. People kill me with dumb logic
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      Yep leave it alone I say. Cause sound like he gets on her a$$ next week :nono:

    • Wasting time

      Anti choice folk make my azz itch
      —————
      I agree. If I ever want one, please back up off me. This shyt I gotta live with and answer to one day
      ---------------
      I had a D&C a few years back.
      Had to go to the clinic for it; same day.
      Me and Mr. Time came out and that lady put that sign in my face and I went PURE D OFF !! That is the rudest chit in the world to me. You don't know why a person there!

    • User Friendly

      pinterestDOTcom/pin/347762402448875798/

      yes, hairlova. here go the pin right here.

    • OpinionHated

      I believe weed has medicinal uses just like cocaine does....

    • OutsidetheBox

      don’t know why, but this immediately brought to mind those awful christmas sweaters like the ones with the lil tinker bells for buttons, and they hunnid % acrylic so they never die
      and can’t be strained into submission… but go ‘head what you was sayin hun… what dem “Holiday pants” do?

      ________________

      Nann :wail: :wail: :heart: LMAOOOOOOO Them ugg xmas sweaters. I got an ugly sweater...it aint even xmas themed. Its just ugly. Got some animals on it. LMAOOOO it will never die. Furry giraffe mange and all. :wail: Gone now.

    • San ah make ya dance

      I believe weed has medicinal uses just like cocaine does….
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      :eek: :crying1:

    • User Friendly

      Anti choice folk make my azz itch
      —————
      I agree. If I ever want one, please back up off me. This shyt I gotta live with and answer to one day
      ________________________________

      all you have to do is ask them how many kids they have adopted. :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      IDK @Hairlova. You know we only protect certain things about our minors. Her age is proly protected. Not her livelihood tho. :eyeroll:
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      According to Whalen, her daughter came to her in the winter of 2012; she told her mom that she was pregnant and didn't want to keep it. But the closest abortion clinic was 75 miles away, and Pennsylvania has a mandatory waiting period law in place that requires women to go through counseling and a 24-hour waiting period before terminating unwanted pregnancies ...In addition, the procedure would cost between $300 and $600. Whalen just couldn't afford it:

      Whalen works as a personal-care aide at an assisted-living center for the elderly. She didn't have health insurance for her daughter. And she was worried about taking time away from work and her family to make two trips or to stay overnight. At the time, Whalen and her husband shared one car, which they both used to get to work. And she hadn't told her husband about the pregnancy. "I knew he would be upset, and I was protecting the whole family," she said.

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Dub you can’t tell me :stop: BM selling high quality dillies. I am willing to bet cash money if you put that thang up to your box it would singe the ‘toris :no: Or you might catch something. Prolly have rat feces on it. End up with herpes.
      @OTB I am glad somebody honest. When they zoomed in on Fizz chick I was like :wtf: whet de fih is dis? :lame:
      As for Mally Mal :nono: He look like a athletic Goonie. And the strip club boss and her add water and grow body self. She should know better. She has had to of seen what they bad made bodies look like after the game is over. She kinda reminded me of Shantel Jackson in the face except even more handsome shaped….. :rofl: Like they went to the same surgeon and was like :trophy: I want that face and body

    • OpinionHated

      Anti choice people are fanatics - crazies - who have no clue - they will scream that a fetus is a living person but shoot up an actual living person at an abortion clinic - that makes no sense to me - you mad cause you say we killing babies but you kill an adult just cause they work at a place you detest... crazies.... phuck them and their barren wombs - its always some angry catholic nun or priest out there screaming its a sin..... so is poking 10 year old boys in the butt....

    • OutsidetheBox

      User pinterest? You don’t say…. Hmmmm
      ________

      The Land of White Ppl discovering things eons late. :tea:

    • San ah make ya dance

      I had a D&C a few years back.
      Had to go to the clinic for it; same day.
      Me and Mr. Time came out and that lady put that sign in my face and I went PURE D OFF !! That is the rudest chit in the world to me. You don’t know why a person there!
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      I be wondering if these people work :thinking: I aint got time to harass people about their decisions in life. NOPE

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      *lightbulbmoment*

      :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      coca leaves have medicinal value but by the time they done put all that boolshyt in it to make it to the street its poison.

      same with opiates vs heroin. it starts out good but they be done added bleach, fabuloso, pitbull piss and roach spray (that wasnt a joke)and ruined it.

    • Wasting time

      I aint got time to harass people about their decisions in life. NOPE
      ------------------------
      Or making false accusations!
      I wanted that baby :cuss: I only knew I was pregnant for 3 whole days but I wanted it. Gonna call me a murderer she got called everything but a child of GOD with the tears running down my face. One of her fanatic sisters gave me a tissue and apologized but got damn it I was :mad:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      I was trying to figure out why he trying to get her to play step mommy but aint put nan ring on her fingers. I swear, men stupid, women stupid

      ___________

      :cosign:

      Guy I was dating one time had 4 kids. Told me one day he was looking into buying a house so we could all live there together. I said :stop: I ain't playing step mama to yo kids. AND we ain't ever getting married :no: FOH! He was :mad: We were never right after that. Well we weren't right before that, but especially after that :lol:

    • San ah make ya dance

      coca leaves have medicinal value but by the time they done put all that boolshyt in it to make it to the street its poison.
      -------------
      My mama and step dad went to peru this year and they give him some of this, nig almost forgot he couldn't bring it back.

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      And why Fizz bm look so tired? Them bags under her eyes. You ain't working :angry: and you don't see your kid! You oughta be the most rested chick in America

    • OpinionHated

      San ah make ya dance says:

      I believe weed has medicinal uses just like cocaine does….
      —————–

      -----------------------
      lol why you sad I was being serious.... back in the day coke was the main ingredient in coca cola - people used to use it for everything - then they realized that mofo's were geting addicted and they reclassed it along with marijuana cause they said the blacks would get hold of coke and marijuana and go mandingo on the white women thus the marijuana jim crow laws were started (im paraphrasing but you get the gist)... lol

      3 more days in this bish - doing the jamaican banana happy dance cause my azz too lazy to go to emoticons and put it in......

    • Hair Lova

      Thanks user!!!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Yall see that the story on the 3 :boobs: lady is a hoax.
      ))))))))))))))))))))))))))

      :think: i know i kept looking down tryna figure out where another udder would ever fit into my alrady ample décolletage :no: no room in in the inn :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      User Friendly says:

      coca leaves have medicinal value but by the time they done put all that boolshyt in it to make it to the street its poison.

      same with opiates vs heroin. it starts out good but they be done added bleach, fabuloso, pitbull piss and roach spray (that wasnt a joke)and ruined it.
      _____________________________________
      :shocked: PIT BULL PISS :dead:

      After watching a few episodes of Drugs, Inc. I believe all of this. :yes:

    • San ah make ya dance

      Guy I was dating one time had 4 kids. Told me one day he was looking into buying a house so we could all live there together. I said :stop: I ain’t playing step mama to yo kids. AND we ain’t ever getting married :no: FOH! He was :mad: We were never right after that. Well we weren’t right before that, but especially after that :lol:
      ------------
      They will try it quick :tea: My bf want me to babysit, I asked him how much? And I'm dead serious. You gonna have to pay somebody

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Her dillies do stuff like buzz to I FLY ABOVE :pigsfly:

      ____________

      :rofl: But why was I about to go to her website to see what special features they had.

      Speaking of dildos, anyone know anything about Lelo dilds? I want one, but they 'pensive :eek:

    • User Friendly

      The Land of White Ppl discovering things eons late
      ______________

      :yes: I try to stick to black pinterest. anytime I venture outside of that all they talkign about is imaginary weddings, what else to put in mason jars and something with pumpkin.

    • San ah make ya dance

      lol why you sad I was being serious…. back in the day coke was the main ingredient in coca cola – people used to use it for everything – then they realized that mofo’s were geting addicted and they reclassed it along with marijuana cause they said the blacks would get hold of coke and marijuana and go mandingo on the white women thus the marijuana jim crow laws were started (im paraphrasing but you get the gist)… lol
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      It was the way you said it :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      And can we talk about Mally Mal (WHEW??????????????????? :shrug: ) gal(s).

      _______________

      Something about him looks off :yes: Like he may be slightly contained himself. Maybe have a touch of the autism? Asperbergers? :shrug: Something ain't right with that man. :no: And what set (ethnicity) he claiming? :huh:

    • OutsidetheBox

      You don’t know why a person there!

      _________

      :shrug: Why you care? Aint gonna feed nann baby you forced into life. I swear they so hateful. And dont een know it.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      they got this show on the Veria or Livewell network all about weed cures, and i mean they had folks on there had the ‘big C’ and errthang

      ____________

      God been tryna tell yall look at Him :nun: Recipe as old as dirt :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      So they burned down the Michael Brown memorial..

      :facepalm:

    • OutsidetheBox

      As for Mally Mal He look like a athletic Goonie. And the strip club boss and her add water and grow body self. She should know better. She has had to of seen what they bad made bodies look like after the game is over. She kinda reminded me of Shantel Jackson in the face except even more handsome shaped….. Like they went to the same surgeon and was like I want that face and body

      ______________

      WAILING LOUD! :wail: :wail: This is my whole brain on them drugs last night while i was watching :rofl: :rofl:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      Dot she said they do play music on her show. And vibrate as the ... Mood increase :oops:

    • OutsidetheBox

      *lightbulbmoment*

      __________

      Oh no muddascunt you betta share :rofl: :waiting:

    • User Friendly

      her add water and grow body self
      _________________

      :ghost: ch-ch-ch-chia

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      add water and grow body self

      _______________

      :rofl: She did look like a mash up of Miss Jackson, Kim K and a dash of Lil Kim. :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      You oughta be the most rested chick in America
      ________

      You say that bitch need to be team i dont get tired :hahaha:

      :yes: I always tell my chirren i look like this with yall. imagine me with out. :huh: Dont make it a reality. :eek:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      I got an ugly sweater…it aint even xmas themed.
      ____________________________

      iont find no fault wit it :shrug: (wear that bish to back-to-school night and see if you dont' get invited to headline at the next PTA mtg :yes: )

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      I only knew I was pregnant for 3 whole days but I wanted it. Gonna call me a murderer she got called everything but a child of GOD with the tears running down my face.

      _______________

      :( :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      something with pumpkin.

      ___________

      :facepalm: Walked in publix they got punkin flavored everything. A whole aisle!!! :wtf:

      Yuck. But white ppl aint associated with punkin. Just mayo. Imma start a petition. White ppl is to punkin what they think Black ppl is to Watermelon. :tea: Mayo to fried chicken..

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      V Dot she did! :lol:

    • User Friendly

      PIT BULL PISS

      After watching a few episodes of Drugs, Inc. I believe all of this.
      _________________

      I was joking about the fabuloso and the bleach but I dont doubt that somebody uses it in their recipe.

      as for the roach spray and the pitbull piss, I know for a fact thats a real thing. they be like strong dog = strong piss = strong weed. :lol:

    • Hair Lova

      Walked in publix they got punkin flavored everything. A whole aisle!!! :wtf:
      _____
      Yeah dunkin donuts got that pumkin flavored coffee. smh

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      i dont get tired

      ______________

      Speaking of him. IG Lo_westcoast on of his :love: s :huh: Pie face heffa :eyeroll:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Still hospital visiting :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      iont find no fault wit it (wear that bish to back-to-school night and see if you dont’ get invited to headline at the next PTA mtg )
      __________

      :rofl: :rofl: Ok listen. So Ma'am begged me to pay them 20dollas for the PTA. Guilted my child into it too. Cause she was the onliest one didnt pay and they warnt "gonna get to have a pizza porty.." :eyeroll:

      I filled out erythang cept my number and email. :rules: The teacher gone send her BYKE to me asking que?

      :huh:

      Ma'am say she told her "My mom already completed third grade.. :eek: "<---big doe eyed ma'am.

      LMAOOOOO :facepalm: I always say that when her teacher want me to do "homework"..no, not my kid. Me. So ma'am done went in there and told that lady what i always say except that wasnt for this time, ma'am, damn. :crying1:

      LMAOOOOOOO but bish i said i dint wanna participate. Take the money and stfu. :shrug:

    • GellySammich

      Having aspergers ain't so bad :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Wasting :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Lo_westcoast
      ____________

      *stank face* Thats what he like? Oh. Personality must be sparkles. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      they be like strong dog = strong piss = strong weed.
      _________________________

      i read that in mr. miyagi voice... like it's an ancient secret :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      “My mom already completed third grade.. :eek:

      :crying:

      =============
      :hi: Gelly

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      @OTB :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      mr. miyagi
      :love:

    • GellySammich

      :yawn: nicki looks pretty. I'm going to learn how to do big girl makeup one day :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      “My mom already completed third grade.. :eek: “<—big doe eyed ma'am.
      ______________________________________

      :crying1: :crying1: :crying1: :heart:

    • Hair Lova

      “My mom already completed third grade.. :eek:
      ______
      I hate when they try to make you do stuff. Like Nahhhh

    • OutsidetheBox

      Having aspergers ain’t so bad
      _________

      Hollered. :hahaha: :rofl: :hug: Shole aint. :kiss:

    • OutsidetheBox

      they be like strong dog = strong piss = strong weed.
      _________________________

      i read that in mr. miyagi voice… like it’s an ancient secret

      _________________

      :crying1: Yes.

    • Miany

      Hi gelly :waves:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Ma’am say she told her “My mom already completed third grade.. :eek: “<—big doe eyed ma'am.

      ______________

      :rofl: :rofl: :heart:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Having aspergers ain’t so bad :tea:

      ______________

      *lightbulbmoment*

    • OutsidetheBox

      I hate when they try to make you do stuff. Like Nahhhh

      __________

      *looks at "homework" I posted over my desk to laugh at on occasion* :tea:

      "In a million words or less describe your scholar"

      I wonder if she think mine aint a scholar. My dog ate my homework. :tea: The paper says "..take your time with this but try to return it to me by August 29." :hahaha: Girl. :bye: .

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Gelly! :happy:

      so what dem babies got going for halloween? does hers involve a hat? :hahaha:
      (or we doin "Holy-Ween"? :eek: )

    • OutsidetheBox

      *lightbulbmoment*

      __________

      Ruthless Rose. :rofl: :chase:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      VDot says:

      Having aspergers ain’t so bad :tea:

      ______________

      *lightbulbmoment*
      ___________________________

      :dead: :dead: :dead:

    • User Friendly

      “Holy-Ween”
      ______________

      I thought they called it Hallelujah Night :lol:

    • lovezoe

      Y'all notice when a certain poster stops posting the posts slow down. :coffee:

    • User Friendly

      yes, Zoe. its time to glaze the donuts :lick:

    • OutsidetheBox

      And here go Zoe :dead: RDot got a a lil short in her font bout that thang too. :ghost:

    • Unshakable

      @User,

      I thought they called it Satan's celebration, Satan's Day, el dia del diablo....but what do i know? As long as i can get a handful of my momma's candy, we're good. :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      hats what he like? Oh. Personality must be sparkles. :tea:

      ____________

      My same reaction. Apparently "Blanko" and call her out from time to time on them bars :eyeroll:

    • GellySammich

      :hug: makes me better able to stomach you cuz my actual interest in anything you're saying is minimal at best

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      “..take your time with this but try to return it to me by August 29.”
      _______________________________

      what dis bish lookin furr?! she tryna gauge YOUR reading & comprehension levels? FOH ms. teacher!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      RDot got a a lil short in her font bout that thang too

      ______________

      She tired of yall talmabout her and Sandra's love affair. I been noticed she wasn't here for it, so I eased off the pedal. Taken's azz reached her leg around and hit full throttle. :rofl:

    • Miany

      Autism?? Light bulbs?????
      so I'm lost again :kona:

      Come out kona to say fugg y'all e-lives then :shrugs:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      #Liesyoutell :eyeroll: . You CTRL F looking for me.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :hug: makes me better able to stomach you cuz my actual interest in anything you’re saying is minimal at best

      _________________________________

      :ghost:

    • User Friendly

      GellySammich says:

      makes me better able to stomach you cuz my actual interest in anything you’re saying is minimal at best
      _________________________

      *lightbulbmoment*

      not really, I just been itching to say that :ashamed:

      per usual, I have no idear whats going on :crying:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I guess. I'm real deal #salty right nii. :| *stank face*

    • Miany

      Why you still reading it tho OTB?? teach asked to have that back bout a month ago 8/29!! You fashionably late with it tho :tea:

    • GellySammich

      :hi: erbody that spoke. Baby woke up so I'm right back out of here
      Babe! :kiss: :bootysmack:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Recap please

    • Unshakable

      Did you roses hear about the black guy that was gunned down at wally world last month by white police because he was allegedly walking around the store with a weapon? But according to sone reports, the weapon was an item he had picked up to purchase. Happened in Ohio.

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam <—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT :eek:

      She tired of yall talmabout her and Sandra’s love affair. I been noticed she wasn’t here for it, so I eased off the pedal. Taken’s azz reached her leg around and hit full throttle. :rofl:
      -----------
      I don't get tired :grin:
      Nah but for real she don't joke with is like she used too. She be real :confused: right font and one lined. She done changed :wails:

    • OutsidetheBox

      what dis bish lookin furr?! she tryna gauge YOUR reading & comprehension levels? FOH ms. teacher!
      __________

      I be like bless her heart. She first year! Plus its a class for the otha side of "contained" :hahaha: ..asperbergers and chit :eek: so I know i am a stark contrast to the other parents.

      Field trip time they have like fifty volunteers. :hahaha: They aint got no jobs folk duh! :eyeroll:

    • User Friendly

      Miany says:

      Why you still reading it tho OTB?? teach asked to have that back bout a month ago 8/29!! You fashionably late with it tho
      __________________________________

      :lol: you know? I handed mine in the same day. I guess Im a teacher's pet. :shame:

      anything that will help them to better educate my child I try to do. I had to tell them my child eats A LOT, please do not be alarmed. "she may be small but she is fierce".

    • Unshakable

      I wish we had 1 hour to sleep and 1 hour to eat...this would be an ideal lunch break.

    • OutsidetheBox

      So yall in the other class. :hahaha:

    • Rib of Chan

      Recap please

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      VDot...??? You the new recapper.

      And please enlighten me about happened with @RWilli downstairs. I missed it. Just saw her say forgetcho prayers.

      Thanks

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :ha: Taken had tooken it too far with the prayer! (and then the bish re-gifted it) :crying1:

    • User Friendly

      Unshakable says:

      Did you roses hear about the black guy that was gunned down at wally world last month by white police because he was allegedly walking around the store with a weapon? But according to sone reports, the weapon was an item he had picked up to purchase. Happened in Ohio.
      ________________________

      yeah :yes: a blerd too!

      they said yall can have "those kind of black ppl" but dont come for our blerds. :nono:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Why you still reading it tho OTB?? teach asked to have that back bout a month ago 8/29!! You fashionably late with it tho
      __________

      i almost cant wait to get to parent conf night with her ass so I can roll out my "five kids single parent" trope. :crying1:

      :tea: :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I don’t get tired
      Nah but for real she don’t joke with is like she used too. She be real right font and one lined. She done changed
      __________

      Much chit we blow off to be here *slams a drawer cause i aint did it all day.. :eek: *

      And she leave cause she got a "biology" quiz. :tea: Greener pastures.

    • FuturedocDonte

      And she look better than you. Yea I said it
      ----
      :yes: Even after she got her ponytail snatched :lol:

    • OutsidetheBox

      you know? I handed mine in the same day. I guess Im a teacher’s pet.

      anything that will help them to better educate my child I try to do. I had to tell them my child eats A LOT, please do not be alarmed. “she may be small but she is fierce”.

      ___________

      Chit new mamas say. :hahaha: You just wait till TakenSir knock you up one more gin and you on your sixth time in third grade. Meet chu back here to hear your cries, mkay. :tea:

      LMAOOOO small but fierce. :heart: sho you right. :yes:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Recap please
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      VDot…??? You the new recapper.

      ________________

      I can't do it right now :( I'm over here cyberstalking imaginary boyfriends and their hoes. #Priorites. :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Taken had tooken it too far with the prayer! (and then the bish re-gifted it)
      __________

      Cried real tears. :hahaha: :rofl: :dead:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      :ha: Taken had tooken it too far with the prayer! (and then the bish re-gifted it) :crying1:

      ______________________________

      I was in line for lunch and dolphin laughed when it happened :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I can’t do it right now I’m over here cyberstalking imaginary boyfriends and their hoes. #Priorites.
      _______________

      :eek:
      :wail:
      :wail:
      *closes tab*

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on everything i love i done broke this bitch down to her body parts lMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I need a life. I was just on the one with the vid and then tombout she will go to war wiff God. :no: :crying1:

    • User Friendly

      Chit new mamas say. You just wait till TakenSir knock you up one more gin and you on your sixth time in third grade. Meet chu back here to hear your cries, mkay.

      LMAOOOO small but fierce. sho you right
      _______________________

      but..... nevermind. yeah you need to get it together, Mrs. Take

      :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Field trip time they have like fifty volunteers.
      ________________________

      Whew! :phew: girl, Mister been all out to the puNkin patch... riding on the byke of a hay-filled wagon :crying1:
      he a good deddy :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      :dead: @OTB and the PTA Lady...

      I feel you though, been at the same damn school so long, at orientation I just give the receptionist my lil $5 and tell HER fill it out. Or make a copy of last years. Ain't shyt changed! :coffee:

    • OutsidetheBox

      yeah a blerd too!

      they said yall can have “those kind of black ppl” but dont come for our blerds.
      ___________

      Whats so egregious is that anytime they see any kind of black man even the ones who we would know immediately only about that blerd life..they are even threathned by them. :shrug:

    • Rib of Chan

      I’m over here cyberstalking imaginary boyfriends and their hoes. #Priorites.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I understand. :yes:

    • User Friendly

      Whew! girl, Mister been all out to the puNkin patch… riding on the byke of a hay-filled wagon
      he a good deddy
      _____________

      we doing apple picking here for the 50-11th time :rolleyes:

      let me look for a good sangria recipe cuz I aint making no pie. :typing:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Smh. So I can't get a recap?! I'm going back to sleep. Oh and y'all fancy turning down prayers. Shhhyytttt. @taken I'll take them. I don't ever turn down help from Jesus. Humph.

    • User Friendly

      Whats so egregious is that anytime they see any kind of black man even the ones who we would know immediately only about that blerd life..they are even threathned by them.
      _______________

      they said he was Cosplaying Katana :smh: Darrien Hunt was his name.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I’m over here cyberstalking imaginary boyfriends and their hoes. #Priorites.
      ---------
      Get your man girl.

    • OutsidetheBox

      but….. nevermind. yeah you need to get it together, Mrs. Take

      ________

      Ellipsis? No. Please font on it. :tea: :)

      IDK if its :shade: for refusing to do that but eh i felt bad about it already and im right over it now. I am so on my conscious parenting chit that really these old school methods grate my last nerves. *rubs temples* You know we light years behind. Like i said if i could i would stay home full time and teach mine. For sure. :yes:

    • Rib of Chan

      I can’t do it right now
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Anybody? Nakeya wants one and welp we should kinda cater to the pregnant lady. Cause once her filled with life self drop that load that is our Juliana...

      I dont be knowing what is going on. :shrug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Whew! girl, Mister been all out to the puNkin patch… riding on the byke of a hay-filled wagon
      he a good deddy
      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl: I be like "Is Jordan's mom going?" :rofl: Thats all i need to hear cause my kid with her. :hahaha: She Black. Well she half-ish Black but this America. She Black. :yes:

    • Rib of Chan

      @taken I’ll take them. I don’t ever turn down help from Jesus.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I need all the help from Savior that I CAN GIT :eek:

    • OutsidetheBox

      @OTB and the PTA Lady…

      I feel you though, been at the same damn school so long, at orientation I just give the receptionist my lil $5 and tell HER fill it out. Or make a copy of last years. Ain’t shyt changed!

      ______________

      :crying1: Feel me. Lurk, I went to this damn school myself. I caint mayne. Im tired. :hahaha:

      Oohh them emergecy cards? and fill this out. Fill that out. times 5?!?! :no: Mayne listen. Its takes me two weeks to finish all the back to school paper work. :hahaha:

    • User Friendly

      IDK if its for refusing to do that but eh i felt bad about it already and im right over it now. I am so on my conscious parenting chit that really these old school methods grate my last nerves. *rubs temples* You know we light years behind. Like i said if i could i would stay home full time and teach mine. For sure.
      _____________

      I wrote that not, Mrs. T. but I feel you about not wanting to do the same forms over and over again. its tedious.

      there's a lot of stuff I dont do because I dont want to but sometimes I get on my over-zealous shyt.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      then tombout she will go to war wiff God. :no: :crying1:

      _____________

      I don't understand :no: *Contained hand* I dont like her flat face :no:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I need all the help from Savior that I CAN GIT
      -----------
      I know that's right. Pray that I have this baby...soon.

    • OutsidetheBox

      we doing apple picking here for the 50-11th time

      let me look for a good sangria recipe cuz I aint making no pie.
      _________

      Yall eat poak and apples? We like it minus all the thyme white folks like to add. :yes: Muffins, apple sauce, fritters, candy apples.. we like apples. :)

    • User Friendly

      where Alabaster Boy at? they had a shooting in Birmingham at the UPS. 3 confirmed dead so far

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      I be like “Is Jordan’s mom going?”
      ______________________

      Mister IS "Jordan's mom" :crying1: ...cheerleading practice, game day, prom night... :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      So :cool: Where Dreeka? @Baybay :tea: Is that Dreeka? She dont dress like a mom. :lol: That cant be her.

    • Rib of Chan

      Field trip time they have like fifty volunteers.
      ________________________

      Whew! girl, Mister been all out to the puNkin patch… riding on the byke of a hay-filled wagon
      he a good deddy
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Dub9 daddy get MAD if I show up. Like heffa what is you doing here? We dont NEED you on this field trip :mad: Nigga you shoulda told me YOU was coming then. I coulda GLADY skipped it. TUH! I dont feel like being out here at the Governor's Mansion and touring the State Capitol building. I am FROM here. I done already seen this ish MYOWNSELF in 3rd, 7th and 11th grade. TUH AGANE.

    • User Friendly

      Yall eat poak and apples? We like it minus all the thyme white folks like to add. Muffins, apple sauce, fritters, candy apples.. we like apples
      ________________

      :blink: say it with me now. San-Gree-Yah

      aint nobody cooking nothing with them apples. im drankin this year :koolaid:

      my son is 12. do you know how many apples we done picked by now? :phew:

    • Wasting time

      Love y'all!
      Thanks for the :hug:
      I went to lunch! That topic makes me so mad though.

      What we talking about :popcorn:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I just googled Dreka. Def aint her. But go do some edu and tell me if he like strong faces. :eek: i think him dew..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      Whew! girl, Mister been all out to the puNkin patch… riding on the byke of a hay-filled wagon
      he a good deddy
      ___________________________

      Used to be me. FOR YEARS! I had to wane 'em off. I'm at all the functions, test proctor, field trip chaperone. Had more fun that the kids did. :yes:

      Fast forward to awards day, they present Mrs with award for parent participation. :shocked: She won't even at some of this shyt.:cuss: She done used ALL her PTO. I'm sitting there looking like :huh: Telling Mrs, "You know that's mine, right?" :coffee:

    • Rib of Chan

      where Alabaster Boy at? they had a shooting in Birmingham at the UPS. 3 confirmed dead so far
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Disgruntled employee. Got fired yesterday and showed his azz up TODAY shooting. :no: I still to this DAY get Alabama news to my Google Alerts.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      I got you Keya. Give me a minute

    • KyCakes

      :popcorn: What we talmbout?

    • User Friendly

      Mister IS “Jordan’s mom”
      ____________

      Im Jordan's mom too. kids be like my mom told me to find you. :cuss:

      I be like daaaaaaang, well come on then.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Like heffa what is you doing here? We dont NEED you on this field trip :mad: ...TUH AGANE.

      __________________________

      :hahaha: :heart:
      yall is good purnts :crying1:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      BayBay - No that ain't Dreka. Ive only seen pics of Dreka via his IG. Where you see her at :eek: She got a page? On Breakfast Club he said Dreka his ride or die. Best friend. She sign off on his hoes. Hard to believe she signed off on pie face :huh:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I used to be the mom for school trips. My son would act sad if I acted like I did not want to go. Smh. He thinks the baby and I will be at the Halloween function this year....sigh. Told me to buy her a costume. Smh

    • OutsidetheBox

      Mister IS “Jordan’s mom” …cheerleading practice, game day, prom night…
      _______

      i need Mister in my village. This what im tombout. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Still hospital visiting huh :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Fast forward to awards day, they present Mrs with award for parent participation. :shocked:
      ______________________________

      :crying1:
      you a good deddy :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I used to go on ALL the outta town wk long trips, ain't want no hussie rolling up on mine :lol: This happened for 5 yrs :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I done already seen this ish MYOWNSELF in 3rd, 7th and 11th grade. TUH AGANE.
      ___________

      :hahaha: When you grow up in the A. How mannie mannie times i have to see the Kang memorial. :| :confused: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      He thinks the baby and I will be at the Halloween function this year….sigh. Told me to buy her a costume. Smh
      ____________________________

      :hahaha: awww! :heart:

    • Rib of Chan

      yall is good purnts
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      We aight. My deddy used to be the purnt on the field trips. And his azz showed up to the school if you was being bad. He worked 3rd shift. He used to be sleepy as HAIL on the field trip. :dead: TIYAH'D. And if they woke his azz up out his schleep cause your lil azz wont listening?? :no: He aint never spank us. He would lecture so BAD though you would wish you had just gotcho azz BEAT tho. I asked him that once. Cant you just whoop me and lets move on? Jesus. :no:

    • aRoTh

      been at the same damn school so long, at orientation I just give the receptionist my lil $5 and tell HER fill it out. Or make a copy of last years. Ain’t shyt changed!
      _______________________

      I use to write my/PP's name at the top of the paper and in big ass letters across the middle I would write "ON FILE!!!". FOH! We're excited about THE KIDS education. I already did the education, SWAY!

    • OutsidetheBox

      “You know that’s mine, right?”

      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl: :phew: She aint did chit.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      OTB
      I saw you was wearing your Mature Scarf at work yesterday :bounce:

      :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I used to go on ALL the outta town wk long trips, ain’t want no hussie rolling up on mine This happened for 5 yrs
      _______________________________

      your kids play sports too?

      the out of town trips are....... :phew: sports parents are a different breed chile but the one good thing is that the fathers are usually tall. :shrugs:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Not a sports Mom :woot:
      :no:

    • OutsidetheBox

      BayBay – No that ain’t Dreka. Ive only seen pics of Dreka via his IG. Where you see her at She got a page? On Breakfast Club he said Dreka his ride or die. Best friend. She sign off on his hoes. Hard to believe she signed off on pie face
      ________

      Thats the pic Im thinking of..she holding a baby? Wait who had the boy? Dreeka? Or the other girl he dont really fukk with? :smack: IDK.. dreka kevin gates baby mama.. first image results...chick holding a baby with him.

    • OutsidetheBox

      On Breakfast Club he said Dreka his ride or die. Best friend. She sign off on his hoes. Hard to believe she signed off on pie face
      ______

      Thats what he said. :tea: His ppl cool with him doing him. If this her...she signed off. :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :lol:

    • Rib of Chan

      When you grow up in the A. How mannie mannie times i have to see the Kang memorial.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Man they still go on the SAME field trips from when MY SISTER was in school and she 12 years OLDER than me. I aint lying :rofl:

      She was like kids STILL going to Old Salem and the original Krispy Kreme in Winston Salem? STFU. :eek: Yes bish. You wanna go with your niece? Cause THAT one is ALL DAY. You gotta be AT the school at 7 a.m. for that trip.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      *raises hand* I'm a sports mom too. I'm already feeling bad that I'm gonna miss most of his football season.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I used to go on ALL the outta town wk long trips, ain’t want no hussie rolling up on mine This happened for 5 yrs
      ________

      :lol: :hahaha: I might go to the year end trips and such but not ma'ams class. Nope. They have too many trips and the parents wanna car pool. FOH. You not getting your ass in my car. :eyeroll:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I'm being stawked by bacon emails and now I want BACON :wail: :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      OTB
      I saw you was wearing your Mature Scarf at work yesterday

      ___________

      :wail: :wail: :heart: :thankyou: fren. I might get invited to a leadship lunch or saomething.

    • User Friendly

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      *raises hand* I’m a sports mom too. I’m already feeling bad that I’m gonna miss most of his football season.
      ______________________

      well you cant be out there in the cold catching a set back and letting Jujubee get ear infections :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      i need Mister in my village. This what im tombout.
      ___________________________

      he'd gladly pile yourns in w/his... (but what yall NAT finna do is, on school night thank all the Moms while chastising the absent dads :nono: Mister caught feelins :facepalm: and proceeded to tell the peeple he (and the other dads who WERE PRESENT) wont there to hear them gripe about the missing and why can't they acknowledge those of us who IS here :eek: ) dis the same reason why he don't get called up for mens day no more down to the church :facepalm:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      For Baby JuJu's Mama:

      Madea is 7 months pregnant. Some people think he too old to have a baby :pacifier: . Said the baby gon be Benjamin Button. Have Progeria like the lil boy from Jerry Springer show back in the day. He died at like 5; but his body was like 85 :eek: Other people said they old azz family members threw their back out pushing out waterhead babies. I won't laugh to hard because that may be me :yes:

      Teyana Taylor got a new man. Who claimes her. Loudly and proudly. And tongues her strong chin down with ferocity :kiss: Sandra said we haters, we be wanting chin :kisses: like theirs. Funny that she didn't mention dopamine, since they only been together about *counts fingers* 5 weeks :shrug:

      Ciara got azz now. They say either baby Next Week or manboy Last Month gave her the booty. If it's the latter, it may be from butt sex :tea: Karrueche was giving face in the background pic. Thought she was gonna get cropped out, but NICCA SHE MADE IT :cheer:

      Man killed his son/gf. Crime of passion. Bastard set 'em on fire afterwards. He getting butt raped in jail. Stitches and all :tea: It's a war on drugs. But only drugs that kill crackas. Like Heroin. If you on the poor man's drug, rehab aint offered. :no: Mite as kill :ak47: someone than sell drugs. Less time in jail :blink:

      Young football player winning games and giving inspirational speeches. :yay: He also make be the token negro at the barnhouse celebration :shrug:

      Folks got on R. Willi. Said Sandra only posts her suggestions, fugg what we wanna read about. R. Willi said FOH, yall discussing the topics, fugg yall need a post. Taken said she been brand new since she been giving Sandra the panties and they she would :pray: for her. RWilli did the Heisman on those prayers, said :stop: I don't need 'em :nono: So Taken came upstairs and gave the :prayers: to Late Summer August. He Deserve! (Mama Dee voice)

    • OutsidetheBox

      We aight. My deddy used to be the purnt on the field trips. And his azz showed up to the school if you was being bad. He worked 3rd shift. He used to be sleepy as HAIL on the field trip. TIYAH’D. And if they woke his azz up out his schleep cause your lil azz wont listening?? He aint never spank us. He would lecture so BAD though you would wish you had just gotcho azz BEAT tho. I asked him that once. Cant you just whoop me and lets move on? Jesus.
      ____________

      :wail: :wail: My kids would rather a beating than a talking to! :ghost:

      17 be FIRE hot when 13girl get in to something cause the WHOLE house bout to hear it. :heart: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      invited to a leadship lunch or saomething.

      :facepalm:
      That'll do it! :oldman:

      :gossip: SHe's MATure over there with that scarf on just ah flowin :nun:
      :hahaha:

      <--will throw one on with durn near anything TO TRANSFORM it into WorkWear :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Still hospital visiting huh
      ___________________

      :hahaha:
      it's yo fren fault, fren! :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      “ON FILE!!!”.
      __________

      See. :ghost: Next year im photocopying everything. Fukk this chit. :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      :huh: Telling Mrs, “You know that’s mine, right?” :coffee:

      _________________

      :rofl: They say behind every good man is a Boss woman. :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      thank all the Moms while chastising the absent dads :nono: Mister caught feelins :facepalm: and proceeded to tell the peeple

      :chase:

    • OutsidetheBox

      sports parents are a different breed
      ________

      Life I aint bout. :|

    • Miany

      Any remedies for under eye darkness??? I'm aging y'all :hide:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Which one, the fat one? :popcorn:

      :lol:

    • Rib of Chan

      << was a sports aunt fuggin round with that All-Star and AAU Cheerleading. When I say we went EVERYWHERE on the east coast? Not just east coast. NOLA. STL. It paid off in the end. She got a cheer scholarship. But them was some ROUGH years. :sad: Washing cars. Selling doughnuts IN THE SNOW once. All KINDS of mess. Dub9 do LOCAL soccer and basketball and Dub19 aint never do ISH. I wasnt mad about it either. :no:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Dead as hell @ "rwillie did the Heisman on those prayers"
      Thanks VDot. Lol Lol.

      @user yeah the baby will be too small to be out freezing at football. Well, if she ever comes out. Ugh.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      FOH. You not getting your ass in my car. :rolleyes:
      _____________________________

      BISH I HOLLERED! :hahaha:

      :fistbump: though :tea:

    • User Friendly

      Miany says:

      Any remedies for under eye darkness??? I’m aging y’all
      _______________________________

      sleep, water, hydrating steam facials.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      pushing out waterhead babies. I won’t laugh to hard because that may be me
      ---------
      Thought she was gonna get cropped out, but NICCA SHE MADE IT :cheer:
      --------------------
      RWilli did the Heisman on those prayers, said :stop: I don’t need ‘em :nono: So Taken came upstairs and gave the :prayers: to Late Summer August. He Deserve! (Mama Dee voice)

      WHET?!?!?1 :wail: :wail:

      :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Mister caught feelins
      ________

      CRINEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      If I was OBT17 I might beat OTB13 my damn self. I'd be mad too. Like see what you did!? I'm trying to watch my shows and now she gonna holler the whole damn time. Ugh.

    • Wasting time

      Dizzle!
      You a pro at that chit now boo!
      :yahoo:

    • Hair Lova

      :crying1: Feel me. Lurk, I went to this damn school myself. I caint mayne. Im tired. :hahaha:

      Oohh them emergecy cards? and fill this out. Fill that out. times 5?!?! :no: Mayne listen. Its takes me two weeks to finish all the back to school paper work.
      _______
      I only got two and filling it that second time around pisses me off. So 5x's? Just fill out everything and copy it, then put their names on it. Tell em to cut and paste it to the cards..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Miany
      I think Cucumbers have something in them that helps, or maybe that's for swelling IONO :kona:

      Oh, MAC has some 'cream' type stuff that you dab under your eyes. They come in alot of shade :tea:

      OR just take a couple days off to yourself and rest :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Selling doughnuts IN THE SNOW once.

      :ghost:

    • Miany

      Miany says:

      Any remedies for under eye darkness??? I’m aging y’all
      _______________________________

      sleep, water, hydrating steam facials.

      by User Friendly on Sep 23, 2014 at 2:45 pm
      ^^^^^ thanks. Will try the hydrating steam facials. :yes: them other two weren't hitting on nothing (maybe they were I just can't seem to get enough of em)

    • OutsidetheBox

      Karrueche was giving face in the background pic. Thought she was gonna get cropped out, but NICCA SHE MADE IT

      ___________

      :wail: :wail:

    • Hair Lova

      sports parents are a different breed
      ____
      OTB hmmmm waking up early on a damn Saturday to go to bball practice is no fun. I remember my daughter was doing bball practice and then right after girl scouts. I was like something has GOT to give. I ain't bout this life.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :applause: Oh V. that was good :wink:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      WHET?!?!?1 :wail: :wail:

      __________________________

      Folks crazy around here Stranger Danger :shocked: :rofl:

    • Miany

      Thanks dtts. I have tried cucumbers and potatoes but they are supposed to be for swelling. I may try the facial user mentioned cuz time off and rest are hard to come by.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      :newpost: Nasir's boo

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Potatoes take the bruise out :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      LOCAL
      LOCAL
      LOCAL
      LOCAL

      :tea: And your practices need to be held directly after school or saturday morn. Otherwise. :tea: Call Dad.

    • Rib of Chan

      So Taken came upstairs and gave the to Late Summer August. He Deserve! (Mama Dee voice)

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I was good UNTIL THE END. THE VERY END with "he deserve".

      :casket:

    • OutsidetheBox

      girl scouts.
      ________

      !!!!!!!!! The worse!!!! They the worse!!!!!! :shank:

    • Hair Lova

      !!!!!!!!! The worse!!!! They the worse!!!!!! :shank:
      ________
      Girl I was delighted when she no longer wanted to do it. And Lova5 ain't want no parts of it. Who wants to be hustling cookies and giving up coints everytime you turn around!!!!

    • lovezoe

      Them basters done burned down Mike Brown memorial.

    • lovezoe

      My kids did track. Never again. Them parents had no issue being in that hot sun every day. The minute my kids finished, :deuces: I'm not bout that all day in the heat life