Video: Chris Brown shoves woman who tried to kiss him in front of his girlfriend

Filled with anticipation Dub looks at the time He will be here in 5 minutes She runs around the house making last finals touches
*sprays Exclamation! Perfume betwixt her thighs*
*takes her wig off the byke of the bathroom door*
*pushes the Dubbs out the byke door*
*opens a box of wine and pours it into some paper cups*
*turns on some Mariah Carey pre-Nick Cannon.. .FOK YOU NICK *
*Put some Crisco on the side of the bed in case they need lube or massage oil….. puts a lighter to the side to melt the Crisco for warm oil sensation*
*tightens her corset so that her breasts don’t collapse to the edge of the bed when she lays on her byke*
Suddenly the door bell rings. OMG. It’s him. Her Future.
….meanwhile on the other side of the door Chan is a nervous wreck. He does a mental check list to see if he is ready
*he checks his body temperature to make sure he is not over 98.6 degrees because if he is the Beijing spray on his head might melt and she will find out that he is bald like Man*
*he ponders whether or not he should pop the blue pill now or nah? So that he won’t have a gummy*
*opens his IG and reads an inspirational message from his mentor Slim “she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK *
*he takes out one single dandelion he picked from her front yard and waits patiently…while waiting the wind blows and all he has left is stem*
*he straightens the collar of his Fucci shirt he borrowed from the twin’s mama and smiles cause he is fresher than a mug :grill:*
She reaches to open the door…. His heart pounds as the door opens…….

Dub opens the door and is pleasantly surprised and relived thank goodness he looks the same as when he facetimed her. There was another time when a dude catfished her. He facetimed her but never showed his bottom half. He was real yoked up until you got to his navel. She met him at the bar and he was sitting down. She went to hug him and he was in a wheelchair. That wasn’t the bad part. Dub could manage to care about a special needs person cause they get a check. But his shoes was dirty so that was a
Chan looked into his chocolate queen’s eyes and feel in love instantly she was more beautimous than he could have imagined. He gives her the dandelion and leans in for a hug. As he hugs her he looks over her shoulder and notices her butt She holding Dub invites him into her home as the slow melodic chorus of Butterfly plays in the background. She feels so sexy and free in her silk J-Lo body suit. Chan has on his best Coogi fit
Dub invites him to have a seat on the couch and passes him a cup of wine. He asks for some ice in his because it’s hot… Dub passes for a second because it is red wine but decided to ignore it because her lady parts were tingling. They make small talk and then Chan licks his lips at her and says “you wanna know what dis mouf do?” Dub who has never been one for subtlety puts down her solo cup and says As the playlist changes to “Breakdown” she begins to slowly move to the music and lose articles of clothing…. First her butterfly barretts fall to the ground… then her rainbow boots…. Then her unicorn t shirt…. Then her glitter pants……. Chan turns to the side and pops a blue pill… He will make the foreplay last 15 minutes… He will look like he really putting in work AND it will give his gummy time to be on swole. As he approaches Dub he notices something off……. She has a big tat on her byke that says ONLY TARHEELS ENTER HERE pointing to her He isn’t sure if he should comment or keep up the mood….after all he has a tat of his BM on his Oscar meyer that reads I’m a little teapot short and stout…. Blow me up and watch me spout” who is he to judge…… they start to slow wind on each other and move to the music… Who will make the first move?