Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran exit Crooks and Castles shop on Fairfax on the release date of his new album, 'X'

TMZ is making a big deal out of a video that shows singer Chris Brown rightfully shoving a woman who attempted to kiss him right in front of his longtime girlfriend, Karrueche Tran.

The incident took place at a concert at Limelight nightclub in Houston, according to Instagram user @thacelebritea.

Brown and Karrueche were making their way backstage when a groupie leaned in and tried to kiss the 25-year-old singer. But Brown’s reflexes were too quick for her. He roughly shoved her aside with his right arm while leading his woman by the other hand.

If anything, Karrueche demands the respect of other women for simply holding out and putting up with his drama as long as she has. Very few women have made it this far in Brown’s life — except his mother.

Brown knows he has a good woman in Karrueche. It is a sign of his maturity that he refused to let another woman disrespect his girl in front of him.

Watch the video below.

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    • Beta

      Can’t see the vid and I don’t blame him :tea: keep your filthy mouth to yourself :nono:

    • Ms Peaches

      He don’t know where her lip been at!

    • Beta

      Ok I can see it on my phone 😆

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      I would’ve shoved her azz too. Probably had a Bum Bump too. :nono:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      How you just run up on someone you don’t know, trying to kiss them!? Smh. She lucky she did not get punched.

      I was sleeping the last 3 or 4 post. Can I get a recap please?

    • MisUnderstood

      That’s cuz she wasn’t Rhi Rhi 😀

      He didn’t shove her, he had his arm as a barrier. She still came too close.

      Kamacoochie is a doormat with legs that open

    • Hair Lova

      He had the right to shove her. He don’t know where he mouth been.

    • User Friendly

      thats not a shove, but she will probably sue anyways. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Hopefully nothing will come of this

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      Will Smith smacked that dude that tried to kiss him… Tim McGraw slapped the piss outta some heaux for grabbing at him during a concert. ZMT stay being messy when celebs rightfully mug outta control fans…

      Heyul I will push,kick, slap a nig in a heartbeat in the club for trying it. This dude actually stuck his hand all the way beneath my skirt when I was working a Hennessy party. I did like Queen Latifah in the UNITY video and punched that dude dead in his eye. Then had security kick him out, all the while his gf (who was on the other side of the bar when he tried it) was singing his praises talmbout “He wouldn’t do that, we been togeva 5 years :wails:

    • Fated4Greatness

      This was warranted…cant be putting your lips on everybody…the herp is real 😆

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      T.M.Z has another video. Ol girl actually grabbed his face and tried to :kiss: him . :hailnaw:

    • luVn_liFe…

      He prolly shoved her more so for invading his personal space then anything.
      Remember when Will Smith mushed that guy over in Paree for trying to kiss him??
      NOone uttered a word about that

    • luVn_liFe…

      I was sleeping the last 3 or 4 post
      😆
      you tired KeKE

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      He should press charges against her :tea:

      And fugg TMZ and their “was his reaction appropriate?” poll. They are :hater: FOH thinking you can run up on ’em and put your Bum Bump lips on them without a reaction. Talmabout security should have handled it :eyeroll:

    • luVn_liFe…

      He should sue her! FOH!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      :waves: @Luvn.

      How Bout Dem Boyz!!!!!!

    • luVn_liFe…

      How Bout Dem Boyz!!!!!!

      ~~~~~
      Gurrrl I was dosing off and on to that game, then the second touch down I was 😮
      :cheer:
      :yahoo:
      I woke up for that there!

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Again I will ask where is she going with the outfit on a Rodeo for Hookers.Now if you wanna talk about somebodies outfit choices her is your chance. Unlike the twins downstairs she dressed her ownself.

    • Unshakable

      What person puts their mouth on someone they don’t eem know? I mean, are you that thirsty? :blink:

      Otoh, i wonder what his reaction woulda been had that chick been Rhianna? :think:

      #tmzmessy

    • MisUnderstood

      @Neka,

      Jezzy had a birthday party where he showcasted his navel for all to see.

      IG twin model auntie amulonao post an email coming for Sandra & the Roses saying mama works in african braiding shop or call center & her husband is a janitor at a law firm. She got too other kids but they too ugly to be in pics so they stay with their onion head daddy. She kept asking sandra where her kids & husband at but we not sure cuz we still waiting for a translator.

      Clooney finally decided to get a ball & chain but we think ass she’ll escape them cuz a thing is boy shorts on her. Roses said Clooney good at not spreading his :sperm: around but him still not sexy. I said Matthew Mcconaughney is sassy but aRoth wanna :box: me. MissyJ said she don’t want him cuz he no bathe but Aroth :box: from front & I :box: from back.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Otoh, i wonder what his reaction woulda been had that chick been Rhianna? :think:

      _____________

      He would have shoved Kantgetright to the side so quickly, wrapped Rhi Rhi up in a hug and :kiss: her all over her body :hahaha:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      So he was supposed to let this chick put her mouth on him and potentially give him another STD he can’t get rid of? TMZ you are too much :rolleyes: On another note Coochie Tran is not admirable. She will be pregnant soon enough. She will not be there in the end. Not sure who will be but she will not. She will get her CS and that’s that. Even if they marry it is not smart because hedoesn’t respect her at all. He just tolerates her because she lets him do whatever he wants as long as she has a place to lay her head :shrugs:

    • Wasting time

      She lucky all she got was shoved.. FOH !!

    • sassyshe

      Shes dressed like amateur night at the strip club 😆

    • OutsidetheBox

      This pic needs to die. :shank:

    • http://atlNORTHonline.com DJ DCeezy

      !!!!!!!

    • SOTHERNGRL

      TMZ is making a big deal out of a video that shows singer Chris Brown
      ****************
      I just convinced myself that Harvey musta asked Chris for some azz and was turned down cause no matter what they be on this child nuts. I would be surprised to when this boy pulls his pants down to piss Harvey aint hanging onto his balls. Geez.

    • OutsidetheBox

      If anything, Karrueche demands the respect of other women for simply holding out and putting up with his drama as long as she has.
      _______________

      😮 See. My African sister said you had it all wrong..

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      My OTBayBay :hug: :kiss: :hump: :hunch:

      Sorry, I got a little carried away. Hormonal sweep 😮

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Wasting time says:

      She lucky all she got was shoved.. FOH !!

      ____________________________

      yes, we know… :facepalm:
      :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      “She probably cussed SR out so bad and it sounded like “dis ES straight bool sheet!” “She due not eben no my Mandah cousin like dat”. “Eye will come at her with da fiyah of a million uncircumcised Virgins for this shame she has cast upon us”
      STOOPid MUDDA SUCKA”

      i fuggin hate herrrrrrr :crying1: :crying: :crying1:

    • MisUnderstood

      I volunteered to do today’s recap cuz Dubb fingas smelly & she still waddling to outer & Taken busy drafting up a story about their weekend to share with the Roses.

      So how I do: 😀

    • Wasting time

      Taken did i miss your story ?

    • Wasting time

      :kiss: Nancy!!
      :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Again I will ask where is she going with the outfit on a Rodeo for Hookers.Now if you wanna talk about somebodies outfit choices her is your chance. Unlike the twins downstairs she dressed her ownself.
      __________________

      😆 this was done on purpose.

      but honestly that looks like a we just :hunch: and picked up whatever clothes was on the floor when it was time to get up. she still has that sticky after glow on her face.

      like what the Ribs are probably walking around the house in right about now. 😆 one sock on and shyt.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      😮 See. My African sister said you had it all wrong..

      ______________________________

      :)

    • OutsidetheBox

      Girl. :hahaha: :hug: :hump: :phew: Im with you tho..first of da month blue balls walls.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Bad!!!!! :waves: :boobs:

    • Bliss

      Oh wow, I must admit I’m proud of CB for not letting that thot plant a kiss on him. I think this just may work out for him and KK :applause: I’m starting to like KK she deserves respect after putting up with all his shanigans :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Sooooo still no Rib today? : thinking:

    • MisUnderstood

      OTB :waves: here you come making a grand entrance 😆

    • Bad Influence

      and DAMN! 😮 i mean Chris beat em down Brown :box:

      he flung that bish off like he see her every night. There was pure “BRUHHHHHH” frustration in that stiff arm :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Barkerrrrrr :kiss: <–for you :hug: <–for pawpee

    • sassyshe

      Not a cb fan but his reaction was justified plus he had to show karate chop that he wasnt entertaining no hoes as we all know she kinda salty about that E interview where he was so hung up bout Rih. Karate chop so scared she made her way on the tour bus looking all miserable

    • Hair Lova

      He would have shoved Kantgetright to the side so quickly, wrapped Rhi Rhi up in a hug and :kiss: her all over her body :hahaha:
      ____
      Lol but Vdot ion know why he so stressed over Rih, wasn’t he giving her the shaft not so long ago? she had the fever for him and he couldn’t give two fuggs about her? So why be so pressed now? Ion get it :shrugs:

    • libra80sbaby

      :yawn:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Oh..are the Ribs having a stay-cation? Interesting. :tea: *plants self for story*

    • Aprilbaby

      LOLOL Don’t know about Chris, but security sure did give her a hard one.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I’m starting to like KK she deserves respect after putting up with all his shanigans
      _________

      No. Thats not how that works. At all. 😆 :no: :eyeroll:

    • Bad Influence

      “like what the Ribs are probably walking around the house in right about now. one sock on and shyt.”

      :ghost:

      Rib O’ Chan n dem nasty… i cant wait for the deets :waiting:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      There was pure “BRUHHHHHH” frustration in that stiff arm :hahaha:

      ________________

      *replays video*

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      Jacksonnnnnnn :hug:

      :love:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      she had the fever for him and he couldn’t give two fuggs about her? So why be so pressed now? Ion get it :shrug:
      _____________________________________

      kids and their play things…

    • User Friendly

      Oh..are the Ribs having a stay-cation?
      ___________

      an adult slumber party. 😆

      a pajama jammie jam with no pajamas

    • Hair Lova

      I’m starting to like KK she deserves respect after putting up with all his shanigans
      ______
      Please :yawn:

    • OutsidetheBox

      :)
      ____

      BYE Nann of the WHiggest Whig Order. :hahaha:

      MotherLand has spoken. :nun: Tribunal decided the only way we let her byke, is if we can give her some inka carvings in her scalp. :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      :fistbump: MisUnderstood

    • http://youtu.be/a8dHpVXioLA #TEAMTHIS Smack that bootay :shakebutt: puppylove

      So im at the nail shop and this dude been getting worked on in the massage chair since b4 I got here. Mani, pedi, massage, The Works. Something tells me this is some kind of fantasy for him. Being surrounded by submissive small foot Asian women treating him like a :champ:

    • OutsidetheBox

      There was pure “BRUHHHHHH” frustration in that stiff arm

      __________

      Wwew Chile. #BestVineever :hahaha: Bruhhhhh. :heart:

    • MisUnderstood

      No. That’s not how it works. At all
      *********

      Why I read that in my old person voice? 😆 #shedoingitwrong

    • User Friendly

      I’m starting to like KK she deserves respect after putting up with all his shanigans
      ______

      wait, what? :huh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      Mike Browns mom will be on the Steve harvey show tomorrow glad this is still kept in the media

    • OutsidetheBox

      OTB here you come making a grand entrance
      ____________

      Well nobody noticed me cause KoochiCream showed up in that getup 😮 :hahaha: :hi:

    • MisUnderstood

      :thankyou: Vdot

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tyqEZaFHE Man, I just don’t care™

      I’m starting to like KK she deserves respect
      _______________

      :claps:
      :thumbsup:

    • OutsidetheBox

      BOLLLL Bruh :no: Not your lose Ks. This lose K uptop. Duh. :eyeroll:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      I’m starting to like KK she deserves respect after putting up with all his shanigans
      __________________________________

      but what are her options? :shrug: <<<<scratches whig

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      So im at the nail shop and this dude been getting worked on in the massage chair since b4 I got here. Mani, pedi, massage, The Works. Something tells me this is some kind of fantasy for him. Being surrounded by submissive small foot Asian women treating him like a

      by #TEAMTHIS Smack that bootay :shakebutt: puppylove on Sep 29, 2014 at 3:24 pm
      ——————————–

      Glad to hear Man was out and about after his illness :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      I’m starting to like KK she deserves respect after putting up with all his shanigans
      __________________________________

      but what are her options? <<<<scratches whig

      by Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection 😎 on Sep 29, 2014 at 3:29 pm
      ————————————-

      Obscurity?

    • User Friendly

      but what are her options?
      ______________

      :rules: show some respect for the homeless, Nancy!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Glad to hear Man was out and about after his illness :coffee:

      _______________________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • MisUnderstood

      @Dats :dead: you saying Man likes them cuz they the only ones he’s taller than? 😆

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @Bad you like my stawry? (said like you like my bawdy) About the African clothing tycoon? :gtin:
      @OTB Geez thanks for coming byke :rolleyes: I wrote you a whole message a post or two ago (she pumping them out) and you left me for dead :wails:
      No I haven’t written the Rib story. People been working me :whip: lemme do a quick draft .. give me 5 :typing:

    • MisUnderstood

      Taken :bounce: hurryyyy up

    • OutsidetheBox

      :dead: :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      So whats better a rich and famous on and off BF but when you with him all ur bills get paid he buys u cars and you travel all over. You just dont know when its gonna be over day 2 day. Plus you are able to get some exposure for your own career…or a nice nobody who is kind and smart but hes not rich but he :love: you…. :shrugs:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      If anything, Karrueche demands the respect of other women for simply holding out and putting up with his drama as long as she has.
      *****************

      Soon as her acting career takes off she’s gonna drop that boy so quick he ain’t gone know what hit him.

      As the for that thirst filled groupie, she deserved to be shoved whether Coochie was there or not. How dare she attempt to put her filthy lips on that man.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      I’m starting to like KK she deserves respect after putting up with all his shanigans

      ===========

      Puts the VDot mic in your face

      And exactly how long have you been a side piece/door mat/side piece? 😮

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      by now she should have gotten him to ‘invest’ in some of her ventures (if not talked him into a JOINT venture) so that she can see some level of roi for all the time she’s put into this on/off relationship (but YALL the ones said she be sleeping on the reception sofa at the ‘shop’ when they breakup) :hater:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Yeth look at me and mommy we pretty”
      _____________

      :wail: :heart: Your baby been here before!!! :rofl:

    • Unshakable

      @Dats,

      It depends on what you are looking for.

    • User Friendly

      Soon as her acting career takes off
      ______________

      :stop: her acting career is about to pop off just as soon as Joseline’s music career. cut it out, Boid 😆

    • MisUnderstood

      @Bird, acting career? What she gonna play, a mistress? A doormat? The fat girl in HS who the pretty kids bully & use? :sideeye:

    • Hair Lova

      Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection 😎 says:

      by now she should have gotten him to ‘invest’ in some of her ventures (if not talked him into a JOINT venture) so that she can see some level of roi for all the time she’s put into this on/off relationship
      ____
      Yeah she tried that. It’s called “The Kill”

    • OutsidetheBox

      or a nice nobody who is kind and smart but hes not rich but he you….
      __________

      I’ll take him :yes: I can buy the things I need…and most of the things I “want” So :yes: I’ll take the love; let the money. :yes:

      But no im not above dating mr 5milly until I meet my king. :tea:

    • MisUnderstood

      & Rhi killed it before we knew it was alive

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      by now she should have gotten him to ‘invest’ in some of her ventures

      ===============

      She did… she had that enterprising clothing line with no clothes. Just 3 hats and a beer cozy

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Soon as her acting career takes off she’s gonna drop that boy so quick he ain’t gone know what hit him.

      _____________________

      Acting? :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Yeah she tried that. It’s called “The Kill”
      _________________________

      prophetic?

    • MisUnderstood

      I’ll marry my love while having Mr 5milly buy us stuff. #noshame

    • OutsidetheBox

      Listen. Them chirren dreadlocs downstairs. :hahaha: I swear imma go home and twist my son hair TUHDAY. :hahaha: They is so damn cute but i swear my son’s left for dead head popped into my mind and i had an instant hankering to do his hair. :tape:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Filled with anticipation Dub looks at the time :bite: He will be here in 5 minutes :woohoo: She runs around the house making last finals touches
      *sprays Exclamation! Perfume betwixt her thighs*
      *takes her wig off the byke of the bathroom door*
      *pushes the Dubbs out the byke door*
      *opens a box of wine and pours it into some paper cups*
      *turns on some Mariah Carey pre-Nick Cannon.. .FOK YOU NICK :huh: *
      *Put some Crisco on the side of the bed in case they need lube or massage oil….. puts a lighter to the side to melt the Crisco for warm oil sensation*
      *tightens her corset so that her breasts don’t collapse to the edge of the bed when she lays on her byke*
      Suddenly the door bell rings. OMG. It’s him. Her Future.
      ….meanwhile on the other side of the door Chan is a nervous wreck. He does a mental check list to see if he is ready
      *he checks his body temperature to make sure he is not over 98.6 degrees because if he is the Beijing spray on his head might melt and she will find out that he is bald like Man*
      *he ponders :thinking: whether or not he should pop the blue pill now or nah? So that he won’t have a gummy*
      *opens his IG and reads an inspirational message from his mentor Slim “she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK 😮 *
      *he takes out one single dandelion he picked from her front yard and waits patiently…while waiting the wind blows and all he has left is stem*
      *he straightens the collar of his Fucci shirt he borrowed from the twin’s mama and smiles cause he is fresher than a mug :grill:*
      She reaches to open the door…. His heart pounds as the door opens……. :blink:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Thanks for that recap….so the family friend was pissed off huh? Lol. Oh well. More people read the blog than we think.

    • Unshakable

      @Hair Lova,

      The only thing that clothing line *killed* was my time. That was 15 seconds i can nevah, evah get back.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Just 3 hats and a beer cozy
      _____________________

      why you SEW mean?! :chase: 😆

    • User Friendly

      *he checks his body temperature to make sure he is not over 98.6 degrees because if he is the Beijing spray on his head might melt and she will find out that he is bald like Man*
      *he ponders whether or not he should pop the blue pill now or nah? So that he won’t have a gummy*
      *opens his IG and reads an inspirational message from his mentor Slim “she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK *
      ________________________

      I shed tears :crying:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Yall said Rih got rid of her baby fashline while it was still a mass of cells? RU486 before the test showed missed period? :ghost:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      :dead: @taken. Where is Dubb with the weekend story? And Taken, Dubb also used Tussy before Chan got to her house. And put her momma and sister on call block. Lol

    • Hair Lova

      :crying: :rofl: @Taken more, gives us more.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Just 3 hats and a beer cozy
      _________

      :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Yeah she tried that. It’s called “The Kill”
      _________________________

      prophetic?

      ___________

      :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Taken! get the fugg off the computer! :rofl: :hahaha: :crying1:

    • OutsidetheBox

      OMG. It’s him. Her Future.
      _______________

      :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      *he checks his body temperature to make sure he is not over 98.6 degrees because if he is the Beijing spray on his head might melt and she will find out that he is bald

      ——————

      :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      *he takes out one single dandelion he picked from her front yard and waits patiently…while waiting the wind blows and all he has left is stem*
      _______________

      :wail:

    • MisUnderstood

      @Taken :dead: :rofl: Elizabeth I’m coming :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      And put her momma and sister on call block.
      ___________

      CRINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :wail: :wail: My face so wet nasty :rofl: :wail:

    • OutsidetheBox

      *takes her wig off the byke of the bathroom door*
      _____________

      :wail: Mine always fall yet I still put it there? :wail:

    • MisUnderstood

      Just 3 hats & a beer cozy :dead:
      Git on now MissJ

    • SummerBaby

      *opens his IG and reads an inspirational message from his mentor Slim “she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK *
      *he takes out one single dandelion he picked from her front yard and waits patiently…while waiting the wind blows and all he has left is stem*
      *he straightens the collar of his Fucci shirt he borrowed from the twin’s mama and smiles cause he is fresher than a mug *
      —————————-
      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      “she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK 😮 *
      ___________________________

      :crying1:

    • Wasting time

      *turns on some Mariah Carey pre-Nick Cannon.. .FOK YOU NICK :huh: *
      ———————
      This was worth the wait.
      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK *

      ———————————

      :dead: XInfinity

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      *opens a box of wine and pours it into some paper cups*
      ________________________________

      paper cups… :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

      *opens a box of wine and pours it into some paper cups*

      =================

      Why couldn’t they least have Red Solo cups :rofl:

    • FuturedocDonte

      She kept asking sandra where her kids & husband at but we not sure cuz we still waiting for a translator
      —–
      :dead:

    • Wasting time

      *opens his IG and reads an inspirational message from his mentor Slim “she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK *
      ———————–
      BOL!!!

      :crying:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

      *he ponders whether or not he should pop the blue pill now or nah? So that he won’t have a gummy*

      ———–

      :chase:

    • Just Looking

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      :dead: @taken. Where is Dubb with the weekend story? And Taken, Dubb also used Tussy before Chan got to her house. And put her momma and sister on call block. Lol
      ======================
      Checked with her earlier in the AM, refusing to steal her thunder. #BOOM

      Logs oFf; not before, setting out trashcan, Locking my Door, Opening windows, turns off lights, turn computer and mobile device OFF!

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Dub opens the door and is pleasantly surprised and relived :phew: thank goodness he looks the same as when he facetimed her. There was another time when a dude catfished her. He facetimed her but never showed his bottom half. He was real yoked up until you got to his navel. She met him at the bar and he was sitting down. She went to hug him and he was in a wheelchair. That wasn’t the bad part. Dub could manage to care about a special needs person cause they get a check. But his shoes was dirty so that was a :nono:
      Chan looked into his chocolate queen’s eyes and feel in love instantly :love: she was more beautimous than he could have imagined. He gives her the dandelion and leans in for a hug. As he hugs her he looks over her shoulder and notices her butt 😯 She holding :thumbsup: Dub invites him into her home as the slow melodic chorus of Butterfly plays in the background. She feels so sexy and free in her silk J-Lo body suit. Chan has on his best Coogi fit 😀
      Dub invites him to have a seat on the couch and passes him a cup of wine. He asks for some ice in his because it’s hot… Dub passes for a second because it is red wine but decided to ignore it because her lady parts were tingling. They make small talk and then Chan licks his lips at her and says “you wanna know what dis mouf do?” Dub who has never been one for subtlety puts down her solo cup and says :eatme: As the playlist changes to “Breakdown” she begins to slowly move to the music and lose articles of clothing…. First her butterfly barretts fall to the ground… then her rainbow boots…. Then her unicorn t shirt…. Then her glitter pants……. Chan turns to the side and pops a blue pill… He will make the foreplay last 15 minutes… He will look like he really putting in work AND it will give his gummy time to be on swole. :yahoo: As he approaches Dub he notices something off……. She has a big tat on her byke that says ONLY TARHEELS ENTER HERE pointing to her :buttshake: He isn’t sure if he should comment or keep up the mood….after all he has a tat of his BM on his Oscar meyer that reads I’m a little teapot short and stout…. Blow me up and watch me spout” who is he to judge…… they start to slow wind on each other and move to the music… Who will make the first move? 😮

    • SOTHERNGRL

      *opens his IG and reads an inspirational message from his mentor Slim “she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK *
      *********************
      :crying1: :crying: This chit has kilt me deader than Kooty Kat clothing line.

    • Just Looking

      As he approaches Dub he notices something off……. She has a big tat on her byke that says ONLY TARHEELS ENTER HERE pointing to her :buttshake: He isn’t sure if he should comment or keep up the mood….after all he has a tat of his BM on his Oscar meyer that reads I’m a little teapot short and stout…. Blow me up and watch me spout” who is he to judge…… they start to slow wind on each other and move to the music… Who will make the first move? :eek=======================================================================
      You have officially lost it!

      please get some presentations together and call your husband.

      :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      *he checks his body temperature to make sure he is not over 98.6 degrees because if he is the Beijing spray on his head might melt and she will find out that he is bald like Man*
      *he ponders :thinking: whether or not he should pop the blue pill now or nah? So that he won’t have a gummy*
      *opens his IG and reads an inspirational message from his mentor Slim “she wants the spark that only you can provide into her vortex. BE THE SPARK 😮 *

      _______________________

      :dead: :dead: :dead: :rofl: :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      Chan has on his best Coogi fit
      _________________

      as OTB calls it, “vintage” :nun:

    • Just Looking

      *logs off

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      First her butterfly barretts fall to the ground… then her rainbow boots…. Then her unicorn t shirt…. Then her glitter pants……. Chan turns to the side and pops a blue pill… He will make the foreplay last 15 minutes…

      _________________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

      SOMETHING IS WRONG WTIH THIS GUHL!!!!!

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Realizing that Chan might be a lil nervous Dub decides to make the first move and she give him a soft kiss to the frontal lobe. Chan whimpers like a lil bae and says “I love you” :pacifier: Normally this would be a turn off for Dub but she truly feels like he is her blogmate and she tells him she loves him too. As they rock to the beat of “My All” Chan begins to softly weep in her arms. He explains he has been hurt before and asks her to be gentle with his heart. Dub vows to never hurt him unless he asks for it and that she will only leave FDA approved meat in his mailbox if it comes to that. With clear rules in place they decide to make sweet lub on the living room floor while Iyanla Fix My Life plays in the background :ghost: As Dub and his vortexes join he whispers I AM MY BELOVED AND my beloved is mine into her ear :winky: in response Iyanla yells :rules: There are sometimes during this journey you are not going to like me :huh:
      As Chan begins to find his groove Dub relaxes and allows him to lead. She is sew glad he is above average ….even tho 3.5 inchaes is to be admired 😮 …….Chan asks her was she ready for him to change her life? She answers YAS MAKE ME FEEL GOODT :hump: She leans byke on the floor and leaves all of the clothing barriers separating her and her lover from certain ecstasy. “It’s all on you what you gonna do?” She says. Thinking this is a riddle Chan answers in the V103 (Atl) deejay chant” I’mma get my hunch on…I’m gone get my poke on…I’m gone get my smash on..all weekend long..Cause it’s the weekend….. HEY!! :danban: KDub it’s on you… so what you gonna do?” He looks at her patiently waiting for her next move..KDub looks at him like :wtf: and get’s a little less moist. Is this nucca contained? Did he just battle me over some coochie?

    • Wasting time

      :rofl:

      She in the wrong field o work ! :crying:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      i gotta get the kids.. somebody take over :steer: BBL later 😮

    • http://youtu.be/a8dHpVXioLA #TEAMTHIS Smack that bootay :shakebutt: puppylove

      @Taken were you born without any sense or is this a skill that you cultivated over time?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Chan begins to softly weep in her arms.

      _________

      :crying1:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Is this nucca contained? Did he just battle me over some coochie?

      ____________________

      :rofl: :rofl: :wail:

    • Wasting time

      She is sew glad he is above average ….even tho 3.5 inchaes is to be admired 😮 …….Chan asks her was she ready for him to change her life? She answers YAS MAKE ME FEEL GOODT :hump:
      ——————————–
      :goodnight:

      I just can’t :rofl:

      I :love: that gal~!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      He was real yoked up until you got to his navel. She met him at the bar and he was sitting down. She went to hug him and he was in a wheelchair.

      __________________

      *REAL TEARS* :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/a8dHpVXioLA #TEAMTHIS Smack that bootay :shakebutt: puppylove

      Aretha just remade “rolling in the deep” :bowdiwn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      Bye Wasting! :waves: <<<<barely able to wave cause i'm weak :crying1:

    • http://youtu.be/a8dHpVXioLA #TEAMTHIS Smack that bootay :shakebutt: puppylove

      ARETHA just remade “rolling in the deep” :bowdown:

    • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

      WHY are girls so damn thirsty!!! Damn! :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9HZk8q2eh4 laykeya

      Shoulder check that bitch yes! I just today found out Chris is a Taurus which oddly makes me look at him differently.