Funny Or Die

The debate rages on over the 'Catcalls' race-baiting video featuring an average looking woman who took a walk on the wild side of New York City wearing tight clothing -- and then complained about the attention she received from black and Latino men. Comedy troupe Funny Or Die filmed a parody video in response to the self-centered, attention-seeking woman in the 'catcalls' video.

Hilarity ensues after the break:

Thanks to loyal reader Alysha for the the tip.

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    Hilarious!!! And just as uneventful as the other video~

  • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    This story is like roaches.. It don't die it multiply
    :lol:

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    :facepalm:

  • capricorn83

    *waits for this story to DIE on this blog* :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Reading the commentary of the guys on my FB newsfeed... *mindblown hands* Some guys really think that one of the main purpose of a woman's existence is to stroke a man's ego.

    The same dudes who took issue with ole girl 'acting stuck up" would be ready to fight if they heard someone act like that towards their mother, sister, or daughter.

  • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    Update: Went by and saw Taken3. Sat her down and talked to her about listening, following directions and doing things she knows are wrong. She knew she wasn't supposed to to that. Told her I loved her very much and when she doesn't listen it's disappointing because I love her and only want the best for her. She cried and said she was SAWRY :wails:
    Turns out she used a decorative large spoon (not kitchen spoon) that old folks like to put on walls as decor to angle it behind the TV entetsiament unit and knock loose the item plugged it to touch the socket. She had to climb behind it. So basically she knew she was doing too much. Sitter told me she has to go again cause she is too smart and the house and environment ain't doing nothing for her :cry: I agreed and told her once we know whether we are moving end of the year I can finally look into a school for her and Taken1.999 since he will be 2 and I want them in the same place. She said she understood but got teary thinking about them leaving her. So yea I lame. Outside walking back to work from running errands posting to ya'll with tears in my eyes. Let me go to work so I can post from my PC :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I wonder if the outrage is like..if it doesnt happen to you, you dont get it type thing..? :tea:

  • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

    Reading the commentary of the guys on my FB newsfeed… *mindblown hands* Some guys really think that one of the main purpose of a woman’s existence is to stroke a man’s ego.
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    well just wait til you see whats about to be posted here :popcorn: mind finna be blew again!

  • Time to Waste

    This story is like roaches.. It don’t die it multiply
    :lol:
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    :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

    The same dudes who took issue with ole girl ‘acting stuck up” would be ready to fight if they heard someone act like that towards their mother, sister, or daughter.

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    They don't hear you tho :no:

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    aww sorry Mistake :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    INTENSE <---in your font :lol:
    Pretty Pic! :thumbsup:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

    She cried and said she was SAWRY :wails:

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    :wail: :hug: for both of yall!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Outside walking back to work from running errands posting to ya’ll with tears in my eyes.
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    Settle down. :crying1: Babies be in to chit. Breathe. :woosah: :hug: I stayed home with mine long as I could..but I think there is nothing that can compare to the socialization they recieve in "school" settings. Yall be just fine. You be JUST fine. :yes: On everything.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Awwwww, Ms. T. I have fallen in e-love with your children. We did a private sitter for almost 3 years. 3 years later, Lil Butter still calls "Nana" and we are planning a trip to see her soon. I'm sure your sitter will continue to be around even when they leave her.

  • OutsidetheBox

    well just wait til you see whats about to be posted here mind finna be blew again!
    ___________

    Imma just give butta anotha green light :thumbsup:

    :hahaha: :popcorn:

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    Should have posted Marlon doing the Halloween sketch cussing those kids for begging for candy. Love funny or die sketches.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Rebel Taken :rofl:

    Nah she was just using her engineer thinking mind to solve thee issue :oldman:

    :kona:

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    oh yeah...OTB will you email me...got a question for u :)
    hey DTTS :hi:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck-It-Ralph.
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    @Kama
    :heart: !!! I love her originality! What did you gather for costume? She cute as hell. I love that stuff in her hair. :hahaha: Wreck it Ralph. I need to rewatch that one.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Sitter told me she has to go again
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Sitter mustered up the strength to tell MsTake this and MsTake talmbout :waves: Aight, Imma see come end December :crying1:

    :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

    oh yeah…OTB will you email me…got a question for u :)
    hey DTTS :hi:

    What'er yew doing over there? :thinking:
    :hi: Hi! :D

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’m sure your sitter will continue to be around even when they leave her.
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    :yes: We stay in touch with ours. :heart: My kids was dirt old like sixth grade asking can they go to her afterschool. She keep babies like The Taken's nana. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    well just wait til you see whats about to be posted here mind finna be blew again!
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    Imma just give butta anotha green light
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    I'm reading these as, "It's about time for you to make some more calls, Butter." :lol:

  • The Pearl!

    :hugs: Hey, OTBaybee!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    capricorn83 says:

    *waits for this story to DIE on this blog*
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    :cosign: :tea:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Should have posted Marlon doing the Halloween sketch cussing those kids for begging for candy. Love funny or die sketches.

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    :rofl: :thankyou:

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    nutn just chillin DTTS...taking a break..i actually have been working :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Good Job Joker! :thumbsup:
    #wekindaneedthesepaychecks :lol:

  • kamadiva

    @Outside - I was surprised she came up with that. She is 4 (going on 45) and is definitely her own person. Initially, she kept saying she wanted to be a Mermaid or one of the girls from Frozen, but out of the blue she said Vanellope and I ran with it.

    Amazon had the tights, I made a brown tutu skirt from tulle, jacket from Walmart (a little darker than the teal Vanellope is sporting). I got red rope trim from Joann's to use as the Twizzler for her ponytail holder and some colorful barretts as the "candy" pieces in her hair.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    We stay in touch with ours. :heart: My kids was dirt old like sixth grade asking can they go to her afterschool. She keep babies like The Taken’s nana.

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    I'm the onliest one who had an ol evil witch babysitter. Couldn't stand her azz and she could stand mine neither (she was fake and phony and as I kid I couldn't stand it). Years later my mom hired her to be a live in at the Group Home we run. She gon ask me cuz my mama standing there, "How come you never come by to see me?" :eyeroll: I fell out laughing her :lol: We ain't never liked each other, why start pretending now. My mama as usual :blink: :facepalm: :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    We stay in touch with ours. :heart: My kids was dirt old like sixth grade asking can they go to her afterschool. She keep babies like The Taken’s nana. :lol:
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    Lil Butter was her last baby. After 20 years, she said once he left she closed up shop. When we call to talk to her, I try to exchange pleasantries and she says, "Where Lil Butter? Put him on the phone!" She reminds me so much of Loretta Devine's characters these past 10-15 years.

    She still doesn't know we're back in GA :bite: I will never have time with my baby once she finds out.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Her name is Christy
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    :love: Thank you, Kama! Christy! :yes: I was moved to tears by that woman this morning. Her story imo is so important cause she was leaving that nigga. He had never laid a hand on her or anything and up and thru acid solely to disfigure her. How is he still freee? How did it take a year to get him charged?

    This story, well not this one, but the stoy that spawned this..is how. A huge segment of men think the woman he likes/isattracted to/fuc.king is his property. And they get backup. :confused:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    well just wait til you see whats about to be posted here :popcorn: mind finna be blew again!

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    See I was gonna leave it alone :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey No Joke.. Sure thing. :hi: I googled I'm not getting the email..what is it?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    kamadiva says:

    @Outside – I was surprised she came up with that. She is 4 (going on 45) and is definitely her own person. Initially, she kept saying she wanted to be a Mermaid or one of the girls from Frozen, but out of the blue she said Vanellope and I ran with it.

    Amazon had the tights, I made a brown tutu skirt from tulle, jacket from Walmart (a little darker than the teal Vanellope is sporting). I got red rope trim from Joann’s to use as the Twizzler for her ponytail holder and some colorful barretts as the “candy” pieces in her hair.
    :heart:

  • MisUnderstood

    I'm missing all the good action on this blog cuz govmnt got SR on lock.: wails: I'm missing Taken story, a lady F'ing off Sandra & a white man getting ignored. :wails: IMA need a recap around 5. TIA

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    as sad as it is...sho do need em :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    :hugs: OTB, Joke. Pearl, V, Waste,Luvie, A.J. User, Missy and everyone who had kind words for Taken3 and cuss outs for the sitter :hahaha: It is much appreciated.
    Accidents happen and kids will be kids. You can't watch them 24/7 which is why even tho I went to check on her for my peace of mind I by no means blamed the sitter. She was more concerned than me :(

  • MisUnderstood

    :offtopic: has anyone ever pinched their clitorius putting in a tampon? Has anyone ever liked it? :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :popcorn: (really 2 vanilla long johns) :kona:

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    oh duh!! excuse my slowness :(
    somebodylied@ :yahoo:
    thanks hun

  • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

    I got red rope trim from Joann’s to use as the Twizzler for her ponytail holder
    ____________

    thanks for the reminder. I been meaning to go by the fabric store to get ribbons for my doorter's hair. we used to make fun of the haitians for wearing them and now I want some. :confused:

    I guess they were ahead of their time. :kona:

  • kamadiva

    @Taken - it's hard when you have a person you trust to take care of your kids and then have to send them to school. Lil Diva was with my Aunt, though she learned a lot, neither wanted to leave the other, but had to get her socialized with kids her age. She already think she as old as me... I have to remind her she is 4 and I'm the parent!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    It is much appreciated.

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    You welcome.. I'm just glad she's okay. And yes you cannot watch over kids 24/7 accidents happen even right in front of us.

    Imma give myself the Jameis award tho. I was think it was babyTaken (Taken 3 as in the 3rd Taken child not Taken age 3)

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    @Mistake..reminds me of that scene on women of brewster place...i shudder at the thought...extra :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I’m the onliest one who had an ol evil witch babysitter.
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    I thought I was going to have to tussle with Nana a couple of times. She would override my decisions and do what she wanted. I was weaning Lil Butter off the pacifier and bottle, and she wasn't having it. I stopped packing bottles and binkies and she'd go buy him more. I wanted to karate chop her in the throak when I came to pick him up and he was eating chitterlings with hot sauce at the age of 15 months :crying1:

    Then I realized that she loves him just as much as I do...and he would eventually go to school :hahaha: :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I thought I was going to have to tussle with Nana a couple of times.
    :facepalm:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Amazon had the tights, I made a brown tutu skirt from tulle, jacket from Walmart (a little darker than the teal Vanellope is sporting). I got red rope trim from Joann’s to use as the Twizzler for her ponytail holder and some colorful barretts as the “candy” pieces in her hair.
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    My word. :love: I love those ages... my baby is 8 now. *deep sigh* She big and like to pick out her own stuff and of course its all the popular lame stuff everybody else is doing. I'm still tryna get her to switch from Frozen. :cry:

    She has been a gift, a ballerina in a jewelry box, a bag of jelly beans :no: and now Anna. :no: Tragic.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    has anyone ever pinched their lady button putting in a tampon? Has anyone ever liked it? :kona:
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    :no: Can't say that I have.

  • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

    MisUnderstood says:

    has anyone ever pinched their ****orius putting in a tampon? Has anyone ever liked it?
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    me and tampons dont get along.

    my moms told me I would get toxic shock syndrome so I had never tried til my 20s. had my friend on the phone talking me thru the process. as you can imagine, it was disastrous. she aint tell me you have to remove the cardboard. :facepalm:

    so you just sitting in your seat rocking back and forth, huh? :bounce: nasty self.

  • kamadiva

    @Taken 7 @ MissyJ - they sure do..Lil Diva choked on a chicken wing right in front of Dad...at least he didn't panic until after...well..he didn't panic until he had to tell me what happened. Walked in and both of them on the floor crying and red (and they chocolate hued).

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    @Msunderstood...yes i have and NO i didn't like it...i cussed myself out so bad cuz it's happened more than once

  • OutsidetheBox

    I’m the onliest one who had an ol evil witch babysitter. Couldn’t stand her azz and she could stand mine neither (she was fake and phony and as I kid I couldn’t stand it). Years later my mom hired her to be a live in at the Group Home we run. She gon ask me cuz my mama standing there, “How come you never come by to see me?” I fell out laughing her We ain’t never liked each other, why start pretending now. My mama as usual
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    MEAN ass :rofl: :rofl: :heart: You know old ppl dont expect you to calll them on their mean! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    What kinda tampon was it OR was you just in a rush and rammed it on down there? :rofl: :rofl:

    You okay? :eek:

  • kamadiva

    @Misunderstood - nope...don't even think of it that way. :bounce:

    sort of like how some women say they can't breastfeed cos..well, you know...I'm so not in that frame of mind in either instances.

  • OutsidetheBox

    She still doesn’t know we’re back in GA I will never have time with my baby once she finds out.
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    :eek: :nono: You know you wrong. :hahaha:

    *makes note to take kids by and see MsCarolyn* :lolsign:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey MissU :hi: :no: :bye: :hahaha: Bye girl Bye! :tape: OUCH!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    User, I did that once wayyyy back when :(

    My first time using one was an OB and OH NO! :nono: I didn't know what I was doing :rofl: and it felt like the cardboard was still up in me BUT ain't no cardboard on an OB :facepalm: :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Auntie, I am CRINE Lmao!!!!
    It does not help that he looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    KC :2dance:

  • OutsidetheBox

    She was more concerned than me
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    I be like Did he die? No? K. :eyeroll: :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

    has anyone ever pinched their ****orius putting in a tampon? Has anyone ever liked it?

    **************

    So basically you found a new sex toy? Tell me more, did you keep it up? Reach your pique peak? :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    :eek: :nono: You know you wrong. :hahaha:
    *makes note to take kids by and see MsCarolyn* :lolsign:
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    :facepalm: I know. She's going to call me all kinds of skinny heifers. She might even say it when she knows for sure I'm within an earshot :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    thanks for the reminder. I been meaning to go by the fabric store to get ribbons for my doorter’s hair. we used to make fun of the haitians for wearing them and now I want some.

    I guess they were ahead of their time.
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    :| Girls dont wear ribbons no more? :bite: What else I posed to do to her puffs? Cant tuck and twist but so much :lol:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Nothing better than a home sitter. Mine was a former teacher. They learned so much with her. :heart:

  • Milky

    she aint tell me you have to remove the cardboard.

    so you just sitting in your seat rocking back and forth, huh? nasty self.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :rofl: :dead:

  • The Pearl!

    OMG! NOT funny. And I only watched 50 seconds of it. White folks humor :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    @Butters

    Mine was just mean. My baby sister was her favorite and she even messed her up. My sister has food issues til this day. For lunch we had to eat everything, my little sister was a slow eater or would just get full. If she was taking too long to eat she would yell at her. So then my sister started shoveling food in and would end up throwing up. And then she would get in trouble for that.

    She had the toilet paper roll that had the scent rocks in it (memba those) so she would listen when we went to the bathroom and if she heard too much rattling (we MUST have beenusing too much paper) we got in trouble

    And she would talk so much crap about all the other kids and parents behind their backs. There was this lil fat baby, his mama was fat too. She would just leave him set all day because she didn't like him. At 8 I was taking care of him because she wouldn't

  • OutsidetheBox

    Walked in and both of them on the floor crying and red (and they chocolate hued).
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    Awwwwww :heart: I know he was scared as chit. :hahaha:

  • Gigi26

    The same dudes who took issue with ole girl ‘acting stuck up” would be ready to fight if they heard someone act like that towards their mother, sister, or daughter.
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    :cosign: Men take that shyt too far sometimes...following you n shyt...at a certain point you are crossing the line.

    Anywhoo since my folk didn't celebrate the devil's day but allowed to have costumes we could only be "God's army" So me and my sis were angels :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Millkayyyy :danban: :kiss:

  • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

    Girls dont wear ribbons no more? What else I posed to do to her puffs? Cant tuck and twist but so much
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    the big puffy yarn ones. the old school joints that are twisted. Ive only seen them on etsy so I was gonna check the fabric store.

  • MissArtist

    I think this video is defending her... My mama said only loose women "stick tampons up their tail." I couldn't use them until college. :kona:

  • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    Imma give myself the Jameis award tho. I was think it was babyTaken (Taken 3 as in the 3rd Taken child not Taken age 3)
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    Yea I had read that like :confused: < the face you make when you want to explain but it ain’t worf it :hahaha: and I was like her heart in the right place so I’mma let that slide.
    @DTTS: You said I was like Chile please (Taken3 voice) to the sitter when she was like she got to go? She has been saying she got to go since my baby was 1 :rofl: She said this heffa been here before and she needs to be in school. Then the boy came along and she saw him and was like :love: He has extended her stay. But now it’s best for all us to just let go next year :blink: :violin:

  • The Pearl!

    Awwww...lil Taken3 crying. Glad she's ok and ABLE to still produce them big assed crocodile tears, though! :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :chase: @Kay :hug: Its funny fr? You knwo i cant resist a funny. :hahaha:

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    #42 was for OTB :facepalm: get it together no joke :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Milky :kiss: <--just plain and smooooooth :grill: :lol:

    Are we claiming thee other twin yet? If so, what they gonna be tomorrow? :bounce:

  • OutsidetheBox

    the big puffy yarn ones. the old school joints that are twisted. Ive only seen them on etsy so I was gonna check the fabric store.
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    :oops: :lightbulb: Cause Duh thats what we was tombout. *bites a piece of the Jamies trophy*

  • kamadiva

    @Outside - re: Christy - yes, the initial story is so sad and chilling that a person would do that because they wanted out, but I know another lady I use to work with...she met a guy and they went out a few times. After getting to know him, she found that they had nothing in common and told him they could be friends and not in a relationship. Well...guess what...he stalked her, harassed her. She took out a Restraining Order. He violated, got locked up...got out and broke into her home, chased her down in the yard and killed her in front of her 8-9 year old son.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

    we could only be “God’s army” So me and my sis were angels
    *********

    :rofl: :rofl: :heart:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    @Missy she sounds hideous.Thank goodness for my daddy and granparents, because I probably would've been doing all kinds of devilment to her: taking the teeth out of her dentures, hiding her wigs, poking holes in her douche bag...

  • OutsidetheBox

    :thumbsup: @Jokester

  • SOTHERNGRL

    @Intense girl I almost didnt recognize your font in lower caps. Youre looking pretty in that pic.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    She had the toilet paper roll that had the scent rocks in it (memba those) so she would listen when we went to the bathroom and if she heard too much rattling (we MUST have beenusing too much paper) we got in trouble

    :dead:
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    Perhaps thee :trophy: needs to be crowned on somebody's head :lol: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    @Taken

    Soooooo........ Now that we are SURE Taken3 is alright can we crack jokes on her or is it still too soon?

    Cause I'd like to give Taken3 the Rainman award :trophy: .. She did something really stupid but in a really smart way :lol: :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5hT5ntbVKw Afiya

    User Friendly says:

    so do yall officially break up with someone who you arent with or do you just ignore their calls/texts. I normally do the latter but this one dude doesnt seem to be getting the hint so what should I say?

    BUST HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK (dropped from your window) Some folks just don't believe shyt stinks until they smell it :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    “God’s army”
    :love:
    We only attended "Fall Festival" with no scary or demonic costumes :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    alked in and both of them on the floor crying and red (and they chocolate hued).
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    Don’t know why I dolphin laughed at my desk :oops: Glad she ok.. BEAR LEE :blink:
    I know me and the hubby are pretty good at acting in a crisis. He is a little quicker than me because he is more type A and adrenaline controlled. One time the boy being fat as usual tried to eat a whole banana in once swallow and almost died. I blame his dad though because I always make bite sized pieces cause I know he greedy and doesn’t take the time to chee..just swallows. His dad was like FOH here I ain’t making this grown A man (he 1.5 mind you) no bite sized banana pieces. So he stick the whole banana BEAR LEE peeled on the high chair and walk off. I know better and I am looking out my periphereal and see the boy looking like this :eek: So I say he’s choking :shock: and husband jump over the couch like he on the football field swoop the boy up hits in the the byke removes the banana all in one motion. I was like :waiting: You gone make pieces next time. He was like :stop: NO HIS FAT A$$ NEED TO SLOW DOWN AND LEARN HOW TO CHEW :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Afiya says:

    User Friendly says:

    so do yall officially break up with someone who you arent with or do you just ignore their calls/texts. I normally do the latter but this one dude doesnt seem to be getting the hint so what should I say?

    BUST HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK (dropped from your window) Some folks just don’t believe shyt stinks until they smell it :shrug:
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    AND NEXT THING yo know they coming through the CHIMNEY :kona:

  • Gigi26

    Mine was just mean. My baby sister was her favorite and she even messed her up. My sister has food issues til this day. For lunch we had to eat everything, my little sister was a slow eater or would just get full. If she was taking too long to eat she would yell at her. So then my sister started shoveling food in and would end up throwing up. And then she would get in trouble for that.
    She had the toilet paper roll that had the scent rocks in it (memba those) so she would listen when we went to the bathroom and if she heard too much rattling (we MUST have beenusing too much paper) we got in trouble
    And she would talk so much crap about all the other kids and parents behind their backs. There was this lil fat baby, his mama was fat too. She would just leave him set all day because she didn’t like him. At 8 I was taking care of him because she wouldn’t
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    That's borderline abuse.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    @MsTake I'm gonna go ahead on and give you this :trophy: For being a good Mommy. You and the sitter but to make me :crying: and it dont take much.

  • OutsidetheBox

    “God’s army”
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    :rofl: :rofl: Ahh the good ole days. Harvest Fest. Saints Day. My church used to get creative.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

    Do yall read VSB? This was from there post today (it was very good, check it out):

    "The term microaggression was created in 1970 by Harvard professor Chester Pierce to describe “social exchanges in which a member of a dominant culture says or does something, often accidentally, and without intended malice, that belittles and alienates a member of a marginalized group.” We have no trouble understanding how this is applied in a racial context. Most Black Americans can name instances where a non-Black person did or said something that, in a vacuum, might have been harmless. A woman on the train touching your hair. A coworker asking where the best fried chicken in the city is. A sales clerk asking to see your ID after you hand them a debit card. A cop car following you for a block. Again, in a vacuum, these are not particularly bothersome acts. But a lifetime full of them can be exhausting, demoralizing, even"

  • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

    :hug: OTB

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    90 :heart: :hahaha:
    He bean trying to make ah man outta him, huh?!?!?! :crying1:

  • OutsidetheBox

    And she would talk so much crap about all the other kids and parents behind their backs. There was this lil fat baby, his mama was fat too. She would just leave him set all day because she didn’t like him. At 8 I was taking care of him because she wouldn’t

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    Ole bitty. :shank:

    I especially cannot stand ppl who FORCE children to eat. :shank: and then making you care for the baby? :chase:

  • kamadiva

    Lil Diva wears ribbons (everyday) and loves skirts! It was a fight to get her in her uniform pants this morning! I swear she was gifted to me to try my patience some times!

    @OutsideTheBox - he was definitely scared and said mostly scared of me and what would have happened had I come back home and those red lights was flashing!

  • OutsidetheBox

    yes, the initial story is so sad and chilling that a person would do that because they wanted out, but I know another lady I use to work with…she met a guy and they went out a few times. After getting to know him, she found that they had nothing in common and told him they could be friends and not in a relationship. Well…guess what…he stalked her, harassed her. She took out a Restraining Order. He violated, got locked up…got out and broke into her home, chased her down in the yard and killed her in front of her 8-9 year old son.

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    :no: The Devil is a lie. Father God I stretch my hands to thee. :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

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    That’s borderline abuse.

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    :yes: and as a kid people don't want to listen to you. Think you're exaggerating or just don't like the adult.

  • http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/12/jersey_citys_prince_the_pimp_d.html User Friendly

    Ahh the good ole days. Harvest Fest. Saints Day. My church used to get creative.
    ________________

    :lol: dont forget Hallelujah day

    my doorter's school last year would only allow them to dress as professionals. the most I could do with that was race car driver. my baby aint finna be no dam teacher for halloween :rules:

  • OutsidetheBox

    THE RAINMAN AWARD. Stupid in a smart way :crying1: :crying1: I want me one of them summa bishes. :dead: :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    BUST HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK (dropped from your window) Some folks just don’t believe shyt stinks until they smell it
    __________

    :ghost: From She who gives no fukks.

    SM: Hey Fiyaaaa :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    Oh Missy I am ready for the jokes. Pearl I know she hit me with the crocodile tears :rofl: She had those puss in boots tears cause all my kids got my big eyes :eek: But it still worked tho :oops:
    Missy I was like dis heffa done took this old lady décor spoon off the wall (stood on the couch) ran upstairs and was like :woohoo: lemme see if this what Slim mean by sparking vortex boxes :thinking: and hit the cable box plug in with the foot long ladle. I was like she got to go and she mine. The sitter was like :bite: I am going to have to keep her with me all the time. I was like well she did keep you from pissing on yourself that time sooo :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    WATTS for lunch? :pizza:

  • kamadiva

    @Taken - Hollering...what kinda man he gone be at 2? LOL

  • kamadiva

    @Taken - Hollering...what kinda man he gone be at 2? LOL

  • Chocolate

    INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

    Hilarious!!! And just as uneventful as the other video

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    :huh: is that you long time no font

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    and then making you care for the baby?
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    I liked his lil fat rolls. Thankfully it was summer and I was there all day and his mom didn't keep him there for that long.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    dis heffa done took this old lady décor spoon off the wall (stood on the couch) ran upstairs and was like :woohoo: lemme see

    :karate: Leave her be :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    microaggression :yes: Very apropos right now. :yes: Four..5 types yes? :think:

  • The Pearl!

    MisUnderstood says:

    :offtopic: has anyone ever pinched their ****orius putting in a tampon? Has anyone ever liked it? :kona:
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    Dammit, MisUnderstood! The visual!

  • OutsidetheBox

    AND NEXT THING yo know they coming through the CHIMNEY
    ___________

    :crying1: Where Nann. :hahaha: :heart:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    OutsidetheBox says:

    microaggression :yes: Very apropos right now. :yes: Four..5 types yes? :think:
    I wonder if there's a term when you get it from all sides :thinking:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

    Cause I’d like to give Taken3 the Rainman award .. She did something really stupid but in a really smart way
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    :dead: and :ghost:

  • OutsidetheBox

    NO HIS FAT A$$ NEED TO SLOW DOWN AND LEARN HOW TO CHEW
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    DAMN RIGHT :hahaha: :rofl: :heart:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    OutsidetheBox says:

    AND NEXT THING yo know they coming through the CHIMNEY
    ___________

    :crying1: Where Nann. :hahaha: :heart:

    ===============
    SomewhereS :lol: with Esmeralda still 'coming through' that chimney :crying1:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

    :newpost: Apple CEO

  • OutsidetheBox

    and as a kid people don’t want to listen to you. Think you’re exaggerating or just don’t like the adult.
    ___________

    :yes: !! Say word. Ion play that chit. Teachers at my elem kid's school be like :stank face: no she didnt ask them what happ'd...

    :waiting: <--me like Yes eye did. TUH! :eek:

  • kamadiva

    @Outside - Christy posted this on her FB: "I had to remind myself that pretty is not just a look, it is a feeling. I dress everyday now and try to look my best to honor the pretty girl inside of me. You cannot burn real beauty, real class, and real style. You just can't. I am beautiful... and so are you."- Christy Sims

    She really has a wonderful spirit despite what has happened to her.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    My son used to stuff his jaws with peaches or some ish before bed! Sneaking. And I caught him chewing one time in the middle of the night :wtf: and he was half sleep. I stopped that... Trying to give me a heart attack when I wake up :huh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    kamadiva says:

    @Outside – Christy posted this on her FB: “I had to remind myself that pretty is not just a look, it is a feeling. I dress everyday now and try to look my best to honor the pretty girl inside of me. You cannot burn real beauty, real class, and real style. You just can’t. I am beautiful… and so are you.”- Christy Sims

    She really has a wonderful spirit despite what has happened to her.

    :heart:

  • MSVALLDAY

    This shyt was hilarious!