T.I. Paperwork

The life + times of Atlanta hustler Clifford "Tip" Harris, Jr. is narrated by his alter ego T.I. in this soulful Pharrell Williams-produced track off his latest album Paperwork: The Motion Picture. You can pre-order the deluxe edition on iTunes today.

T.I. Paperwork

Paperwork features collabos with Usher, Jeezy, Iggy Azalea, Chris Brown, Rick Ross, The Dream, Lil Boosie, the late rapper Doe B, Yung Thug, Pharrell and more. The album is in stores October 21st.

LISTEN: Paperwork ft. Pharrell Williams

[audio:TI_paperwork.mp3]
    Pharrell Williams [Hook]
    Don’t do no business until you check his (paperwork)
    And if all else fails, I just hope that this (paperwork)
    Wanna swing Bentley doors, blow smoke through the roof
    Everything got a cost, they gone need something on you
    (Paperwork)

    [T.I]
    ATL, Westside, that’s the only home I know
    In ’85, me and Uncle Quint
    Used to ride around in the big Bronco
    Took me up to Charles’ Disco
    Daytime, set me down at the bar
    Where I drank Shirley Temple
    ‘Til he walked out with a bag and we got back in the car
    What you wanna be he asked? When you grow up big kid?
    I just wanna be like you, ridin’ round town gettin’ bread
    We shot a couple Lac, couple summer pass
    Uncle Quint ain’t nowhere to be found
    Later we learn that someone ratted him out
    For that reason 10 years he won’t be around

    [Hook]
    (Paperwork)
    Don’t do no business until you check his (paperwork)
    And if all else fails, I just hope that this (paperwork)
    Wanna swing Bentley doors, blow smoke through the roof
    Everything got a cost, they gone need something on you
    (Paperwork)

    [T.I]
    Picture me in ’93
    I’m the only man I see
    Fresh up off the porch
    Lookin’ for a drop Porsche and a fake ID
    Introduce me to the crack game
    Rap game was the furthest from my mind
    Had a notebook full of rhymes
    And a pocket full of crack rock dimes
    Time on my side, lift .45 in my jeans
    Open fire if you seem to be blocking my dreams, yes sir
    Welfare, food stamps
    Section 8, me and Ma lived in the trap
    I said fuck school, it holdin’ me back
    I wanna bankroll, chasin’ after that

    [Hook]
    (Paperwork)
    Don’t do no business until you check his (paperwork)
    And if all else fails, I just hope that this (paperwork)
    Wanna swing Bentley doors, blow smoke through the roof
    Everything got a cost, they gone need something on you
    (Paperwork)

    [T.I]
    Look at me, at 17
    Livin’ on my own, peddlin’
    Quarter ki, now and then sellin’ weed
    Tokin’ too, cost my first felony
    That’s one of many, that were to follow
    Drinkin’ Henney up out the bottle
    Told a child I think I’m bein’ followed
    Family don’t think I’ll live to see tomorrow
    Plenty have a story like mine
    Know many of you had a little nine
    Know many of you did a little dirt
    Too many of us did a little time
    Wake up, 10 years of your life passed
    When you get your cake up
    Don’t it seem like that
    When the Feds on your ass passin’ out

    [Hook]
    (Paperwork)
    Don’t do no business until you check his (paperwork)
    And if all else fails, I just hope that this (paperwork)
    Wanna swing Bentley doors, blow smoke through the roof
    Everything got a cost, they gone need something on you
    (Paperwork)

    [Pharrell + T.I.]
    If you think that you high, baby look above you
    It’s drones in the sky, there’s nothing you could do
    So left, two, three snap
    Right two, three snap
    Don’t get serious now it’s too late for that
    Cause they got
    Time on my side, lift .45 in my jean
    Open fire if you seem to be blocking my dreams, yes sir

    [Hook]
    (Paperwork)
    Don’t do no business until you check his (paperwork)
    And if all else fails, I just hope that this (paperwork)
    Wanna swing Bentley doors, blow smoke through the roof
    Everything got a cost, they gone need something on you
    (Paperwork)

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Where is the link to listen :thinking:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I found it :yes:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    Morning Yall! :waves:

    My new job block music streaming :mad:

    What it sound like? :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I miss TIP man :sad: I will stick to my 90's music :tea:

  • Wasting time

    I have toothpaste on my shirt; water and tide pen don't work! :crying: I want to go!

  • User Friendly

    Wasting time says:

    I have toothpaste on my shirt; water and tide pen don’t work! I want to go!
    ____________________

    that sux. do you have a cardigan or a pashmina you can throw on?

  • Unshakable

    Dragged from downstairs.....

    @User,
    you know that Baby Juliana is all the rage in the rose garden! We have to keep our love all around her and send positive juju her way. And we have to also give her fashion tips so she doesn’t come oit the house wearing Crown Royal pouches for shoes like someone else we know. :yes:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    :whistle: There goes my baby :love: Me and TiP shall never part :no:

    I :heart: it already :yes: :listen: Paperwork :dance:

  • sassyshe

    :waves: morning all

  • Rib of Chan

    I miss TIP man
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    We will ALWAYS have the album "Trap Muzik" :hug: Cause God KNOWS I miss Tip too. :no:

    *Cues "24's"* cause in MY mind... that is damn near a love song. Let's dance :2dance:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    Song has a 70's feel to it. Like I wanna light a J :smoke: and sip on a little sumtin sumtin :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    :cough: home sick... Entertain me

  • Unshakable

    @Wut,

    Congrats on the gig hun! :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    @Wut,

    I meant :hug:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    I don't love the song...but I know some old head will.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    We will ALWAYS have the album “Trap Muzik”

    ______________

    Urban Legends was/is my fav :heart:

    I like this song tho. I'm a Pharrell fan too. So it's winner winner chicken dinner for me. And I :heart: if it ain't about the money :dance: I'm excited about the album :yes:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Rib of Chan says:

    I miss TIP man
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    We will ALWAYS have the album “Trap Muzik” :hug: Cause God KNOWS I miss Tip too. :no:
    *Cues “24?s”* cause in MY mind… that is damn near a love song. Let’s dance :2dance:
    ______________

    :happy:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

    I don’t love the song…but I know some old head will.
    _____________

    I like to think of myself as an old head.... and this ain't it :no:

  • Wasting time

    that sux. do you have a cardigan or a pashmina you can throw on?
    --------------------
    I do but it is hot like fire in here!
    I'm gonna put it on

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    Unshakable says:

    @Wut,

    I meant :hug:
    ----------------
    NAW... you had it right the first time... cuz I was like this :shocked: :yahoo: when I saw what they were going to pay me as a Data Analysis... but when I got to the job and SAWWW the work I was like :eek: the person next to me was :rofl: and HR was like :haha:

  • Unshakable

    @Wut,

    Guhl is they tryna work you like a field negra pickin cotton? :think:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    @jenie yeah....I'm not feeling it. Sorry.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

    @Wut

    You gotta sucky sucky on yo lunch break or something?

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    Unshakable says:

    @Wut,

    Guhl is they tryna work you like a field negra pickin cotton?
    ------------------
    Girl you should see the f'ing ROWWWs of files behind me! The month that they had no one in this position...nothing was done. but the work kept on coming so I am playing catch up... The good thing is I'm non exempt salary so I get over time and that check be luuuvley... :tea:

  • Unshakable

    MissyJ,

    While tellin the boss.. "Me luh you long time!" :rofl:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    missyJ says:

    @Wut

    You gotta sucky sucky on yo lunch break or something?
    ---------------
    Nah... I wish I had a boo to go grab a nooner to relieve stress... Leave work like :mad: come back an hour later like :whistle:

  • Wasting time

    I love the Kang album.
    Know the album front to back!

    :whistle:
    I'm really finna give yo ass some hotter shit to talk about
    The goons hit the room now you askin what's this all about
    Fo' you know it ya noggins split ya bottom teeth is fallin out
    Got a problem wit patna -I see him in the city and call him out
    :whistle:

  • Unshakable

    @Wut,

    Chile, I know that's right! You betta stack that paper and get that money honey! Tell 'em your time ain't free.....it comes at a premium.

  • Smonae

    Good Monring :waves: everyone

    Nakeya all that belly

    The song cool, I was gone buy Tip album anyway, always thirsty for a some good music :yes:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    I wouldn't suck a sprite if it came in a can...

    But I do have one of these black directors with is weird lookin azz on my jock walking by my desk lookin all pervy and chit... He one of them dudes that body build and his body is now bigger than his head... :no: #Thatshytaintcute!

  • Locapoca

    This song is ok I to miss the old TIP that was buying illegal guns and rapping about leaving you holding a bag of your own shyt. I guess he meant what he said when him and JT did Dead and Gone. Oh well!! We all have the music and the Memories!

    :danban1: Boy you finna get hurt hurt put em in the dirt boy you better catch me first!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    They then leaked Young Berg's dack pics. :facepalm: He got a vienna sausage :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Morning Smonae how are you :hug:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    Unshakable says:

    @Wut,

    Chile, I know that’s right! You betta stack that paper and get that money honey! Tell ‘em your time ain’t free…..it comes at a premium.
    ----------------
    They betta know. I took this job as a entrance into this field because the earning potential. It is a big step away from project coordinating, but the salary had the potential to go in the 6 figures quick so Im like :typing: and :whistle:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    VDot says:

    They then leaked Young Berg’s dack pics. :facepalm: He got a vienna sausage
    _____________

    :ghost: Lil man

  • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

    I can't listen to it right now, but I like the lyrics. I prefer raps that tell a story to raps that are totally centered around the hook and the lyrics don't have any substance. Can't wait to hear it.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    :ghost: Lil man

    ___________________

    :casket: :yes: :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    Ezackly! Now tell me, what type of educational background and/or skill set does one need to have in order to break into that field? :think:

  • Locapoca

    They then leaked Young Berg’s dack pics. He got a vienna sausage
    ^^^^
    Say wut now :shocked: first Omarion now Yung Berg. I wonder Which female from the show is going to have nude leaks or do porn? Mona is the Black Kis Jenner and THESE are her Kardashians :yes:

  • Wasting time

    Y'all see Wiz dyed his hair purpa :lol:
    He Le Ghey in 5.. 4.. 3.. :kona:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    VDot says:

    They then leaked Young Berg’s dack pics. :facepalm: He got a vienna sausage :rofl: :rofl:
    ---------------
    Speaking of which.. lil dacks... Ole dude that I mentioned yesterday must be Young Bergs relative :tea: you know the dack is lil when he don't want you to touch it when you making out. but I caught a quick grab and was like... Is this candid camera and this is some kinda joke? :tea: The LAST time I put my interest toward a yella fella...too many chances to get the sprite side below the belt.. :nono:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    They then leaked Young Berg’s dack pics. :facepalm: He got a vienna sausage :rofl: :rofl:
    ------------
    So you mean to tell me that he on the show treating that girl like she needs to feel lucky he screwing her, and his dyck ain't husky!? Nigga what!? WHAT!? how you talking shyt with a little dyck!? Oh hell no. Guess that mouth must do a hell of a whole lot. Your dyck can't even tap the back walls!!! He has some nerve.

  • Smonae

    Jenieeee :kiss: :hugs:

  • User Friendly

    I wouldn’t suck a sprite if it came in a can…
    _______________

    :ghost:

    I gots to use this one.

  • FuturedocDonte

    How many of y'all thinks that TI writes for Iggy :eek:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    How many of y’all thinks that TI writes for Iggy
    -----------
    *raises hand*

  • Smonae

    Young Berg :vomit: and Hazel is ugly as phuck :no: she aint that bright either. That lil nasty dude keep telling her he smashing a diff chick everyday :shrugs:

  • Locapoca

    Young Bergs relative you know the dack is lil when he don’t want you to touch it when you making out
    ^^^^^
    you took my advice?!?! :popcorn

  • Wasting time

    Alfonso did the Carlton on DWTS last night!
    This has given me so much life!

  • Locapoca

    How many of y’all thinks that TI writes for Iggy
    ———–
    *raises hand*

    ^^^^
    :cosign:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    Unshakable says:

    Ezackly! Now tell me, what type of educational background and/or skill set does one need to have in order to break into that field? :think:
    --------
    Girl it was weird how I landed this job. I know how to build Access databases and have Excel Spreadsheet experience. This job needed someone to do manage their old excel data and build databases to transfer that excel over to. So here I iz!

  • Smonae

    or Tiny

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    dyck ain’t husky!

    ___________

    :blink: :blink: :rofl: :rofl: I'm totally stealing this!! Nicca, is your d!ck husky or nah? :huh: :hahaha:

  • Rib of Chan

    So you mean to tell me that he on the show treating that girl like she needs to feel lucky he screwing her, and his dyck ain’t husky!?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    @My desk CRINE. I think I am loud with it too. GARSH. A less than husky dack. :dead: But yes he KILLED me last night the way he was acting towards her.

  • User Friendly

    They then leaked Young Berg’s dack pics. He got a vienna sausage
    _____________

    as if it wasnt bad enough they leaked the pictures of his ugly ass face. shame to not any have ANY nice body parts. :smh:

    :pc: starts petition on Young Berg's DNA

    can we keep Raven Symone and trade him in instead? :think:

  • Locapoca

    So you mean to tell me that he on the show treating that girl like she needs to feel lucky he screwing her, and his dyck ain’t husky!? Nigga what!? WHAT!? how you talking shyt with a little dyck!? Oh hell no. Guess that mouth must do a hell of a whole lot. Your dyck can’t even tap the back walls!!! He has some nerve.

    ^^^^^
    :dead: @ husky dyck and this whole rant

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    you know the dack is lil when he don’t want you to touch it when you making out. but I caught a quick grab and was like… Is this candid camera and this is some kinda joke?

    ____________

    Awww bless his :heart: :tea: :lol:

  • Smonae

    Nicca, is your d!ck husky or nah? :rofl:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    Locapoca says:

    How many of y’all thinks that TI writes for Iggy
    ———–
    *raises hand*

    ^^^^
    :cosign:
    --------------
    We all know...WEEE KNOW!!!

  • Rib of Chan

    I’m totally stealing this!! Nicca, is your d!ck husky or nah?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    GET OUT MY MINE AGAIN. Whewwww LAWD. I done slid almost out my CHAIR fuggin round with this new blog term. "Husky dack". Oh.em.ghee. :ghost:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    VDot says:

    you know the dack is lil when he don’t want you to touch it when you making out. but I caught a quick grab and was like… Is this candid camera and this is some kinda joke?

    ____________

    Awww bless his :heart: :tea: :lol:
    ---------------
    Dude is 40 with a 4year old dack... :facepalm: I am sticking to my deep chocolate!

  • Rib of Chan

    Alfonso did the Carlton on DWTS last night!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Seen it on news this morn. He KILLED that chit too.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @NAKEYA
    "They then leaked Young Berg’s dack pics. He got a vienna sausage
    ————
    So you mean to tell me that he on the show treating that girl like she needs to feel lucky he screwing her, and his dyck ain’t husky!? Nigga what!? WHAT!? how you talking shyt with a little dyck!? Oh hell no. Guess that mouth must do a hell of a whole lot. Your dyck can’t even tap the back walls!!! He has some nerve.":
    _____________________

    :blink:

    Have you SEEN that girl's busted azz face? It look like she wearing a witch mask with that "Gargemel" nose she got. And she got an ugly azz chin with that "sweeping broom weave" she got.

    I know that nigga don't be wanting to kiss her. He better then me. :yes:

  • Wasting time

    Smonae :yahoo:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    GET OUT MY MINE AGAIN. Whewwww LAWD.I done slid almost out my CHAIR fuggin round with this new blog term. “Husky dack"

    ______________________

    Keya is a fool for that one! I CAN'T WAIT TO USE IT!! :hahaha: It's damn near genius :yes: :fistbump: Keya! Or was it JuJu who came up with it? :huh:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Wasting time says:

    Alfonso did the Carlton on DWTS last night!
    This has given me so much life!
    ______________

    Dude is kicking azz on that show.... but he always could dance :yes: literally

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    Smonae says:

    Nicca, is your d!ck husky or nah? :rofl:
    ------------------
    :rofl: that is my new "Wut tha dick like line!"

  • Smonae

    WT :happy: hey boo

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Husky dycks for 500 Alex :whistle: :clap:

  • Gigi26

    Have you SEEN that girl’s busted azz face? It look like she wearing a witch mask with that “Gargemel” nose she got. And she got an ugly azz chin with that “sweeping broom weave” she got.
    -------------------------------
    BRUH!! Everytime her face is on my tv screen I weep and scream inside.

    I know Berg fukkin that with a paper bag over her face. Just :no:

  • Locapoca

    GET OUT MY MINE AGAIN. Whewwww LAWD. I done slid almost out my CHAIR fuggin round with this new blog term. “Husky dack”. Oh.em.ghee.
    ^^^^^
    KeKe, before you go and give birth to Juliana, you have left this blog with a new term(that we all will be stealing). No longer will I think of chunky little boys when I see the word husky. I will now think of big thick hammer dycks. Jesus Wept and God Bless you. :applause:

  • Rib of Chan

    Hazel is ugly as phuck
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Folks said she looked like one of the Wayans Brothers in white face during the filming of White Chicks, Big Bird, and Jimmy Neutron's teacher Miss Fowl. Google it. I made the mistake fuggin round with coworker few weeks back. And BAY-BEE :crying1:

  • Gigi26

    Come to think of it, all of them chics are busted on that show. Esp that one that looks like Garfield the cat. The one that swear she's black :no:

    Giving Middle Eastern chics a horrible name.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Have ya'll ever seen a husky small diggaling :huh:

  • Unshakable

    @User,

    No, rememma Ray Ray don't want us. She now identifies as a colorless earthling. But you can trade yung berg for Gabby's crown royal uggs. At least they have a utilitarian purpose.

  • Locapoca

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Have ya’ll ever seen a husky small diggaling
    ^^^^
    :wtf: go take a time out :spank:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    Young Berg really may be smashing a different girl weekly. No one wants to come back for a second round so it's on to the next unsuspecting chick. Manzel E was the only one who stuck around for the kiddie ride. :facepalm: He had to get drunk to :hunch: AND he wouldn't even sleep in the same bed with her :confused:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @GIGI
    Have you SEEN that girl’s busted azz face? It look like she wearing a witch mask with that “Gargemel” nose she got. And she got an ugly azz chin with that “sweeping broom weave” she got.
    ——————————-
    BRUH!! Everytime her face is on my tv screen I weep and scream inside.

    I know Berg fukkin that with a paper bag over her face. Just
    ___________________

    Then her UGLY azz be on there tryin to make demands and talkin bout takin the puzzy way. BRUH!

    I woulda told her ugly azz the EXACT same thing. "Do what you gotta do."
    :coffee:

    Some hoes really need to reevaluate themselves and be happy with "side chick" status. Or even, "cum bucket status." Got these niggas out here gassin em up tho. :smack:

  • User Friendly

    The LAST time I put my interest toward a yella fella…too many chances to get the sprite side below the belt..
    ______________

    :dead:

  • Smonae

    Jenie yea :facefalm: fat head nice width but short as phuck
    Those are midget dacks :no:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    Esp that one that looks like Garfield the cat.

    ____________

    :rofl: With that build a body. Ray J's assistant should just leak her Before pics :yes:

  • Rib of Chan

    Dude is kicking azz on that show…. but he always could dance literally
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yep. I remma when he used to dance on "Silver Spoons". Which was my DAGGONE SHOW :nun: "Here we are face-tah-face...a couple of silver spooooooooons". Just showed my age and IDGAF :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Smonae says:

    Jenie yea :facefalm: fat head nice width but short as phuck
    Those are midget dacks
    ____________

    :hahaha:

  • User Friendly

    Smonae says:

    or Tiny
    _______________

    :casket:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Rib of Chan says:

    Dude is kicking azz on that show…. but he always could dance literally
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yep. I remma when he used to dance on “Silver Spoons”. Which was my DAGGONE SHOW :nun: “Here we are face-tah-face…a couple of silver spooooooooons”. Just showed my age and IDGAF
    ______________

    Chile :fistbump: I was little as hell watching that show :yes:

  • Locapoca

    Jenie yea :facefalm: fat head nice width but short as phuck
    Those are midget dacks
    ^^^^^
    This sounds scary. Like how you have a fat head and no shaft. Like your dyck didnt finish growing :huh:

  • Rib of Chan

    Have ya’ll ever seen a husky small diggaling
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I am not allowed to say. My current boo has a log-in.

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Tiera Marie look like she coulda been ok at some point but her "puzzy situation"... I just can't get past that. Or her hoodrat type behavior.

    That "Garfield" chick... The chick with the strip club or whatever. :think: I don't like her hair or something. Something about her look ain't quite right but she could be fine.

    Omarion's chick is nice. She looks much better on the show then in pics I've seen of her. :yes:

    Lil Fiz's baby momma need a big sick dyck in her mouf. That bytch there is trash.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Locapoca says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:
    Have ya’ll ever seen a husky small diggaling
    ^^^^
    :wtf: go take a time out
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    :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Locapoca says:

    Jenie yea :facefalm: fat head nice width but short as phuck
    Those are midget dacks
    ^^^^^
    This sounds scary. Like how you have a fat head and no shaft. Like your dyck didnt finish growing
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    Ninja got a nubb :ghost:

  • FuturedocDonte

    So y'all actually watch Love and Hip Hop Hollywood? And them bring it in the rose gawden for discussion :blink: for why though :no:

  • Smonae

    Locapoca
    Ikr, just a husky lil thang :hahaha:
    ALl he gone do literally is just stick the tip in!

  • User Friendly

    BRUH!! Everytime her face is on my tv screen I weep and scream inside.

    I know Berg fukkin that with a paper bag over her face. Just
    _____________

    what can a person do about that? wear a bang? what does one do when one is that hurt in the face? :cry:

    its actually almost amazing. all that in one face. she needs to be on mythbusters or something. take that show on the road cuz im fuggin fascinated.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    fat head nice width but short as phuck
    Those are midget dacks

    _____________________

    *Sigh* :yes: At least they're workable tho :confused:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Lil Fiz’s baby momma need a big sick dyck in her mouf. That bytch there is trash
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    No filter I swear :hahaha:

  • Rib of Chan

    but her “puzzy situation”…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That heffa need gynecological attention and monitoring. Lord. I was in horror at the crib. She got creams, potions, sprays, a mix of all three...bish getchu some insurance.

  • Locapoca

    FuturedocDonte says:

    So y’all actually watch Love and Hip Hop Hollywood? And them bring it in the rose gawden for discussion for why though
    ^^^^
    Because everyone needs a little rachosity & jankiness in their life! :biggrin:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    FuturedocDonte says:

    So y’all actually watch Love and Hip Hop Hollywood? And them bring it in the rose gawden for discussion :blink: for why thoug
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    Haven't seen it since Sandra posted the video on here .... :no:

  • Wasting time

    olks said she looked like one of the Wayans Brothers in white face during the filming of White Chicks, Big Bird, and Jimmy Neutron’s teacher Miss Fowl.
    -----------------------------
    Last week I said she looked like Hatchet Face from the CryBaby movie :lol:

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Lmmfao I'm dying. Y'all stupid!!!! And yes, @man that girl is not at all cute. However, as ugly as she is, that's still no reason for him to be out here flexing like he got an anaconda. Because he don't even have a garden snake. The nerve.

  • User Friendly

    So y’all actually watch Love and Hip Hop Hollywood?
    ____________

    :stop: chill, son. I read about it on here. those shows mess with my spirit. face be so frowned up I might catch wrinkles from watching it.

  • Rib of Chan

    All he gone do literally is just stick the tip in!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Go with Jenie...

    :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @RIB
    "but her “puzzy situation”…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That heffa need gynecological attention and monitoring. Lord. I was in horror at the crib. She got creams, potions, sprays, a mix of all three…bish getchu some insurance.

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    Bruh! Everytime I saw her on screen after that all I thought was her puzzy ain't right.
    :hurl:

    Bytch got a whole pharmacy in her purse goin round in public steady talkin chit. :facepalm:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    :nnewpost: Love and Hip Hop!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Smonae says:

    Locapoca
    Ikr, just a husky lil thang :hahaha:
    ALl he gone do literally is just stick the tip in!
    ________________

    He might as well stay on his knees :no: and use a vibrator on her .... you can't even hit them corners with a knubbbbb :no:

  • Locapoca

    Smonae says:

    Locapoca
    Ikr, just a husky lil thang
    ALl he gone do literally is just stick the tip in!

    ^^^^
    :rofl: thats when you lay there like :sideeye: is this all I get to feel? no inches just millimeters? :wail: What a waste of mileage on the puzzay!!!

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    All he gone do literally is just stick the tip in!
    -----------
    When the dyck so small the only thing you can do is get on top. Y'all might as well be doing that scissor shyt. Ugh

  • User Friendly

    That heffa need gynecological attention and monitoring. Lord. I was in horror at the crib. She got creams, potions, sprays, a mix of all three…bish getchu some insurance.
    __________________

    wait hol up. what exactly did she have wrong with her? :hide:

    chile, what these folx wont go thru for a check :smh:

  • Rib of Chan

    what does one do when one is that hurt in the face?

    its actually almost amazing. all that in one face. she needs to be on mythbusters or something. take that show on the road cuz im fuggin fascinated.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Like a freak show boof at the local state fair? :sad:

    I HATECHEW :chase:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @NAKEYA
    "Lmmfao I’m dying. Y’all stupid!!!! And yes, @man that girl is not at all cute. However, as ugly as she is, that’s still no reason for him to be out here flexing like he got an anaconda. Because he don’t even have a garden snake. The nerve."
    _______________

    If I was him, I would be mad a bytch that ugly got the nerve to be throwing out ultimatums and chit. Like bytch! :eek:

    Honestly, they couldn't even include the fact that I'm phuckin her on the tv show. That would be a deal breaker. Now, turd faced bytches everywhere goin think they got a chance with that nigga. He treatin her too good in comparison with her looks. Hoes like that should never be givin "hope" :no:

  • Smonae

    :rofl:

  • Gigi26

    :rofl: :rofl: And that Masika chick look like she got a bad shot of lip plumper, her shyt looks rough.

    And :rofl: Lil Fizz girl be fukkin off on his simp ass. Nigga wanna move her in to be step mom with no ring. :no:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

    :newpost: :newpost:

  • http://youtu.be/W_-qRcHAhzk KLK

    I cant do no more gangsta on such a small frame....Now the smooth t.i :yes:

  • Sling Blade :huh: :shank:

    Testing