Omar Slim White

After the break, friend of the blog Omar “slim” White gives advice on how to choose the right mate.

By Omar "Slim" White:

Not all Men cheat and not all Women cheat. So the question remains: how does one determine the characteristics to look for in picking the proper candidate?

Before we answer this question, let us first understand what cheating means. Cheating isn't just necessarily based on exchanging fluids with outsiders. It is anything that involves "cheating" the appropriate energy that your spouse deserves.

If you're always feeding your energy to "outside forces" versus the one you love then that too is a form of cheating. That outside force can simply be the act of always wanting to leave that loved one behind while engaging in other activities.

When two people are totally in love they'll always find creative ways to participate in the same activity. Many of you reading this are thinking, "well doesn't that become boring?" Well, my answer to that is: if you're totally connected to that person, then you'll always enjoy their companionship. If you get bored or irritated by your partner, then maybe it's time to reconsider some things.

When identifying the ONE, you must first internalize how you feel around that person. This feeling should be based on this experiment:

Put your left shoe on your right foot and your right shoe on your left foot. You're able to walk but how does it feel? Now swap shoes appropriately then ask yourself how does it feel? It feels more harmonious right? That's how it feels when you have a true connection with someone.

Once you've discovered the ONE, then it's important that they have a logical, rational, analytical mindset. Imagine being in love but your partner didn't have the proper sight to see your value? This is no different than casting pearls amongst swine. (You're feeding something that does not have the capacity to receive it properly). In order to fully engage, both parties involved must understand that the connection shared isn't something common, and that alone is worth fighting for.

Once you understand the proper value of the jewel standing before you, then you'll think twice about cheating :)

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    • Jay3088

      I must admit I agree with this.

    • Ms Peaches

      :lipssealed:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I am so glad DJ MEATLOAF song try me got a sweet melodic intro. Was coming back from a meeting. Always remove and take off my wireless headphones for meetings and silence my phone. Forgot I had done that when I got back to my desk and pressed play on my phone. I was able to suppress the volume before the beat dropped.. My I was moments away from LET A NUCCA TRY ME TRY ME..I’MMA GET HIS WHOLE MF FAMILY…. F AROUND AND I’MMA CATCH A BODY .. TURN A BISH INTO MACORONI :ghost:
      let catch up

    • OutsidetheBox

      :)

    • Time to Waste

      If this don't brang Rib back, nothing will :wail:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      Great advice

    • A.J.

      Is them dreds curled in?

    • Paige

      Ok. Thanks Slim.

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      :claps: You did that post. On the basics. Surface. Not going to go too deep :stop:
      OAN thank you for sharing your Halloween pics with us :heart: Did you go as Kevin Zorbo from Beastmaster or Arnold as Hercules :)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      ***BIRTHDAY REQUEST**

      I humbly request that all you ladies change ur gravie to a pic of Kim K. (or of your own tits) for my birthday!
      :prays:

      REWARD THE GOOD BROTHERS!!!!
      :thankyou:

    • Dani

      @Man - we share the same birthday. Happy Birthday to you!!
      :happybirthday:

      Morning all!

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      So who watched Unemployed Divas?

    • sassyshe

      And why is sensai Slim still single?

    • OutsidetheBox

      LET A NUCCA TRY ME TRY ME :headphones:
      LET A NUCCA TRY ME TRY ME :headphones:
      LET A NUCCA TRY ME TRY ME :headphones:

    • Ms Peaches

      :nun: The young lady that was kidnapped was found alive. He will do it! Yes he can.

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @Man happy birthday :partyhat:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      **not in reference to his post**
      Word is that "Milli Vanilli" must have a love advice book coming out. That's the new lick for quick money these days.

      :coffee:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Let me go tussle with this CITRISTRIP :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      If Sandra loves me, she will give me a Kim K. Morning Glory by lunch time.
      :prays:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Ms Peaches says:
      :nun: The young lady that was kidnapped was found alive. He will do it! Yes he can.
      ---------
      Is you telling us or just late to the party cause.... :waiting: I might have an award for you...

    • FuturedocDonte

      So I agree with the title, but why slim up there looking like Rick James? Is this a Halloween photo? I need answers :waiting:

    • SummerBaby

      :tea:

    • Locapoca

      If Sandra loves me, she will give me a Kim K. Morning Glory by lunch time
      ^^^^
      Auntie wont give you this wish because all of Kim's "glory" parts have been put on display by Ray J, Vivid Entertainment. and Google images.

    • Unshakable

      @ZoeLove,

      Another rose posted that Copper's weave warranted a visit to your weave support group. Better make that some individual sessions.

      I wonder will Paula Jai use money from the show to get back on her feet. Does her husband work at the same place Tommy from Martin worked at? :think:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      My I was moments away from LET A NUCCA TRY ME TRY ME..I’MMA GET HIS WHOLE MF FAMILY…. F AROUND AND I’MMA CATCH A BODY .. TURN A BISH INTO MACORONI :ghost:

      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl: I was walking through the office on my way to lunch one day and my earphones became unplugged from my phone. :whistle: Niggas in Paris was playing loud as fukk :facepalm: One of the few times I may have actually been embarrassed.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      @LOCA
      "If Sandra loves me, she will give me a Kim K. Morning Glory by lunch time
      ^^^^
      Auntie wont give you this wish because all of Kim’s “glory” parts have been put on display by Ray J, Vivid Entertainment. and Google images.
      ____________________

      :stop:
      Won't be no besmirching of Kim on my birthday! :nono:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Sandra- are those your subtitles or his. Cuz...

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      And why is sensai Slim still single?

      _________

      He still out here plugging all the sockets and creating masculine and feminine energy vortexes :yes:

    • Just Looking

      Good Morning All :hug:

    • Time to Waste

      Sandra!
      Let us get a bleaching the eyebrow post :pray:
      It'll make everrrrryone happy :yes: it will!

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      I wonder will Paula Jai use money from the show to get back on her feet. Does her husband work at the same place Tommy from Martin worked at?
      ------------
      :rofl: in the SAME office. I was watching last light thinking what a bum.

    • Ms Peaches

      @Mistake-Hey I may be late, but it is still a great praise report. Holy ghost :danban1: .

    • FuturedocDonte

      And why is sensai Slim still single?
      _________
      :kona:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      Who is Sandra Mae trying to sell this brother to? He's got a loooodda 'vice for the relationshipless - but he sangle.

      No one will EVER be able to convince me that these posez he does about treating women like queens is about anything but scattered a$$. I'll bet you EVERY fine woman who sees these posez and says, "Awwww. He's the perfect man. He thinks JUST like a man is supposed to think!" and then follows his a$$ on instagram will get hit by his a$$ if she's within reach and fine enough.

      This treat you like a queen $hit is a ploy for a$$.

      I SAID it!

    • FuturedocDonte

      I should not be this hungry this early :no:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Let us get a bleaching the eyebrow post :pray:

      __________

      I just saw them :blink: But Why? :blink:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @Peaches :rolleyes: When you put it like that *hides trophy* I can’t do nothing but praise Him with you :nun:
      @VDot yep! I don’t care who you are.. certain songs are worthy of :oops: That one.. the one I was playing… and also that one time Round of Applause played for me :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      Who is Sandra Mae trying to sell this brother to? He’s got a loooodda ‘vice for the relationshipless – but he sangle.

      No one will EVER be able to convince me that these posez he does about treating women like queens is about anything but scattered a$$. I’ll bet you EVERY fine woman who sees these posez and says, “Awwww. He’s the perfect man. He thinks JUST like a man is supposed to think!” and then follows his a$$ on instagram will get hit by his a$$ if she’s within reach and fine enough.

      This treat you like a queen $hit is a ploy for a$$.

      I SAID it!

      ____________________

      Then he passes them hoes to Sandra... "some people believe."
      :coffee:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I’ll bet you EVERY fine woman who sees these posez and says “Awwww. He’s the perfect man. He thinks JUST like a man is supposed to think!”

      _____________

      :stop: Absolutely NOT! :nono: He is full of :tape: burnt out vortexes. :tea:

      :waves: Can you see 'em? :eek:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Whispers in Carrington's ear (church distance out of respect to V and Mr) well since you said that also say that maybe his standards are too high.. Maybe he single cause he expects people to have PACIFIC shower heads and eat exclusive veggie whey in order to be ready for Armageddon. If he loosen up he might can find THE ONE :kona:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      I know yall heard the kidnapped girl was found ALIVE. :woot: :yahoo:
      Now let me go read all this inspirational chit uptop :rollseyes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      *looks up over coffee cup w raised brows* :coffee: Who?

    • Unshakable

      @ZoeLove,

      Chile, you betta tell the truth and testify! I thought your partner was supposed to build yo UP? Maybe she needs to chat with Slim, and ask her man why has he not put any positive energy into her professional vortex, because.....errmmmmmm....right about now, it is drier than Copper's weave.

      Then, the coup de grace is when he talked to her motger like a chick in da screets....i looked at the tv screen like :blink:

    • Anna

      sassyshe says:

      And why is sensai Slim still single?
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Same reason why Chili is, standards are unrealistic.

    • Chocolate

      :yahoo: for NO meat , its the Best feeling I've had still hanging strong from NO meat, no Shell fish :hurl: but :yahoo: love your post Mr Slim

    • pointhimout

      Man, happy birthday my brother. How about I do a lil dance for you, ya know man-cave style????

      :happybirthday:

    • Locapoca

      Then he passes them hoes to Sandra… “some people believe.”
      ^^^^^
      Man gonna get :banned: on his day of birth

    • OutsidetheBox

      :eyeroll:
      _____

      Thx cause I was like ohh she covered by the Blood cant be trophied. :hahaha: :rofl:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Sometimes I wonder does Sandra even LIKE Slimm.

    • Chocolate

      @MAN Happy birfday :hug:

    • Time to Waste

      I just saw them :blink: But Why? :blink:
      -------------------
      I have no idea.
      They are not on Fleek :rofl:
      I think she has reversed it too

    • Just Looking

      EVERY fine woman who sees these posez and says, “Awwww. He’s the perfect man. He thinks JUST like a man is supposed to think!” and then follows his a$$ on instagram will get hit by his a$$ if she’s within reach and fine enough.

      ================
      NOPE - Not falling for nothing he says....for several different reasons.

      He would use my hair products
      Stay in mirror to long

    • OutsidetheBox

      Couldnt wait to past that 50mark. :rofl:

      Ummm WHET?!?! :wtf:

      "When identifying the ONE, you must first internalize how you feel around that person.

      ****This feeling should be based on this experiment****:

      Put your left shoe on your right foot and your right shoe on your left foot. You’re able to walk but how does it feel? Now swap shoes appropriately then ask yourself how does it feel? It feels more harmonious right? That’s how it feels when you have a true connection with someone."

      *mind blown hands* :eek:

    • SummerBaby

      Same reason why Chili is, standards are unrealistic.
      -----------------------
      :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAYS WISHES!
      :hugs:
      :jacks:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      How about I do a lil dance for you, ya know man-cave style????

      _____________

      FUKKING HOLLERING!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

      :popcorn: Be sure to hit 'em with the Left Cheek Right Cheek Point :yes:

    • Chocolate

      morning Roses :waves: is @UserFriendly in hea today :waiting:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Hookingggg :danban: Slimm bathroom would be bigger than His Her's. :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      :eek:
      :jack:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      :phew:
      ...thought Sandra took my favorite emoticon!

    • kamadiva

      :nono: won't fall for the trap posts.

      Sandy must get getting ready to clean house before the holidays!

    • SOTHERNGRL

      It is anything that involves “cheating” the appropriate energy that your spouse deserves.
      (((((((((((((
      So damn let me get this right. If this is true then I'm cheating on mister damn near everyday cause I'm always doing some chit that takes enery from my spouse. Them Cheetos and snack cakes be calling.

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      @ V Dot!

      I caught em!!! In my Teddy PenderGRAFF voice...

      "Turn em off!!!!!" LOL

    • OutsidetheBox

      Finna get us some catcalling legislation off that one :thankyou: Point.

    • Just Looking

      OutsidetheBox says:

      :eyeroll:
      _____
      Thx cause I was like ohh she covered by the Blood cant be trophied. :hahaha: :rofl:
      ===========
      You took it old school.

      Nothing but the blood of Jesus,

      What can make you white as snow, nothing but the blood.

    • Anna

      :happy birthday: @Man. :party:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Shake- Paula just want a man. I told hubby I'm glad you call me out. Paula was wrong for switching it up on them. They had a right to be upset. But naw, Paula husband being a doormat. Won't tell her she wrong. Then Golden gone day
      LOUDLY to Countess: YOU GOT YO SHAPER ON?! Messy roach

    • Unshakable

      @Just Looking,

      Indeed......looking like the invisible third member of Milli Vanilli

    • Just Looking

      Slimm bathroom would be bigger than His Her’s. :hahaha:
      ==============
      Let's not mention his room, that's turned into a closet.

      With rug, sitting chair and possible a vanity.

      :kona:

    • Anna

      Half of it worked. :lol: Enjoy your Bday Man.

    • OutsidetheBox

      <---double the Kim cause you my round son @Mayne. :happybirthday: :biggrin:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @Fren you just won't let him be great HUH :crying1: He said men ain't posed to cheat and neither are women . That's it :stop: leave the shoes OUTTA this. Cause if you try me... Imma go BYKE and read and then these jokes gone come out like and I am trying to keep it ice grey right now. Chill =ice grey

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      “Turn em off!!!!!” LOL

      _____________________

      *swoons* My birthday came early this year :dance: :heart:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      She got a Kim face off gravie... Before and after :dead:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Finna get us some catcalling legislation off that one

      ______________

      :yes: :lol:

      I don't know about anyone else, but that cave man dance offer tickled the sh!t outta me :hahaha:

    • Time to Waste

      Sometimes I wonder does Sandra even LIKE Slimm.

      -------------------------
      BOL!!! :cosign:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      @OTB

      Thanks! :thankyou:
      Now... are you MOCKING Kim on my birthday? Surely you could have found a better pic of Kim! Come on now! :mad:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      <--- my fave after I went byke and read about trying to walk on the wrong shoes and then looked at that picture of him looking like Macho Man Randy Savage :crying1:
      Bye me

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      *my face

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      "Not all Men cheat and not all Women cheat"
      ______________________________

      ...well now we're getting somewhere :)
      He is TSO profound :)

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      In Honor of it being Throwback Thursday, I'm going to post a poem Brother Omar Slim did awhile back. You're welcome!

      Centuries have passed & u still don't know your Culture
      Behind the lies Realize that we've been here longer than Sulfur
      Keep your eyes up on the prize & let the Dandelions coast up
      & take your Black Behind outside & let the Melanine Toaster

      :eek: You heard him, take your black azz outside and let the melanie toaster :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      @POINT

      No. I'm not interested in that.

    • OutsidetheBox

      Looking dis morning a man accosted me in Walmart buying the 75% off Harvest decor. :hahaha: :heart: I'm picking over branches and 1.99 straw bales and here he come tombout "Aww you buying yourself flowers. I would love to buy you those flowers :eek: "

      *school girl giggle* *bats lashes* *small smile* I gathered my chit and haul ass to their mcds only to look up to him tombout " :eek: Seriously. Whatver you like. Diamonds. New cars. :eek: "

      This time audible laugh all the while thinking they just snatched Carleisha.. :huh: anyway he saw somebody he knew and went to chatting w them I gets my coffee and oats and haul ass out to the parking lot... load my chit in, take the buggy to the buggybin and :blink: he parked next to me? In like an older Maxima. When they was still square? Sir. :nono: Buy your own new car first. :huh: I told him to find me on FB.

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

      you a lie @V! you a lie! :hahaha: :ghost:

    • Just Looking

      Ohh Happy Birthday MAN

    • OutsidetheBox

      :rofl: :rofl: Keep it ice grey please. LMAOOOO Imma finna have to leave already :crying1: #noicegreyzone

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      You is a black ugly lie V :chase: Ain’t no way!! :wails: I refuse. TO BEE LEE….. Ummmm *fast head shake like my son* I am not gone do it. She catfishing me. This would be like selling luxury stuff but posting about how to get government assistance at the same time. :angry: It don’t make sense.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I know yall aint really really read that chit :rofl: :rofl:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      OTB- :ghost:

    • OutsidetheBox

      No. I’m not interested in that.
      ___________

      Tears :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      Looking dis morning a man accosted me in Walmart buying the 75% off Harvest decor. I’m picking over branches and 1.99 straw bales and here he come tombout “Aww you buying yourself flowers. I would love to buy you those flowers ”

      *school girl giggle* *bats lashes* *small smile* I gathered my chit and haul ass to their mcds only to look up to him tombout ” Seriously. Whatver you like. Diamonds. New cars. ”

      This time audible laugh all the while thinking they just snatched Carleisha.. anyway he saw somebody he knew and went to chatting w them I gets my coffee and oats and haul ass out to the parking lot… load my chit in, take the buggy to the buggybin and he parked next to me? In like an older Maxima. When they was still square? Sir. Buy your own new car first. I told him to find me on FB.

      _________________________

      :rofl:

      Wait... what you was wearing? :eek:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      all the while thinking they just snatched Carleisha.. :huh:
      ____________________________________

      dis girl! :hahaha:
      :phew: *dries up laugh* ...but the nig aint eem pay for your McD's breakfast?! :blink: FOH, sir! :nono:

    • SummerBaby

      he parked next to me? In like an older Maxima. When they was still square? Sir. Buy your own new car first. I told him to find me on FB.
      -----------------------
      :rofl: I used to have one back in the day. I loved that car :lol: I told somebody to find me on FB & they found me before I got home :eek:

    • lexdiamonz

      Cheating isn’t just necessarily based on exchanging fluids with outsiders.

      :kona:

      Sandra STOP trying to set me up... this dude is deep into the physislogicidcal, pontifical, galatical, obtusification of the annialation of the traferricical diosprational, mathmatical illusiology of the black man who is the one true god of the earf and da moons and planets and shyt...

      BOOOOYYYYYYYY BYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      SLIM you the OSIRIS of dis shyt
      :nun:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      you a lie @V! you a lie!

      You is a black ugly lie V :chase: Ain’t no way!! :wails:
      _____________________

      :blink: :nono: I tell NO lies!! There's a video to go along with it. Wet lips and errythang :yes:

      This would be like selling luxury stuff but posting about how to get government assistance at the same time. <------------ :dead: and :ghost: A whole system out here you don't know anything about :no: YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS TAKE TAKE!!! You don't know your culture :mad:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Now… are you MOCKING Kim on my birthday? Surely you could have found a better pic of Kim! Come on now!
      ___________

      Promise! I am not! I looked long and hard for my fave Kim face (circa 2009-ish..round about the late summer 'fore the first cold snap of the year..)! :blink:

      I had to SETTLE for demonstrating how resilent and persistent she clearly is! :nun:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Looking dis morning a man accosted me in Walmart buying the 75% off Harvest decor.

      ________________

      You was in there buying Harvest before work? :lol: You should've left a note on his car :yes: Wait, he was in the car waiting on you? :eek:

    • Anna

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      It is anything that involves “cheating” the appropriate energy that your spouse deserves.
      (((((((((((((
      So damn let me get this right. If this is true then I’m cheating on mister damn near everyday cause I’m always doing some chit that takes enery from my spouse. Them Cheetos and snack cakes be calling.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      I guess waking up and going to work is cheating. I'm exhausted by the time I get home, from cussing folks out, good thing for my husband I'm too tired to get mad at him for not taking out the garbage. So is "Slim" cheating by spending time "blogging" to us, taking time away from his significant other?

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY @MAN!!!! :happybirthday: :partyhat:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      No. I’m not interested in that.

      +++++++++++++++++++++

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: This sh!t right here is comical :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      JCSTANSB @ YAHOO <<SEND YOUR TITTY PICS HERE LADIES!

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Hey y'all. Juju is a month old today!!! Ok let me go read.

    • OutsidetheBox

      This would be like selling luxury stuff but posting about how to get government assistance at the same time.
      ___________

      I got fukking tears. Back when I was with BD...yall know he was of the world. But that dont mean *I* was of the world. Man i used to stay going thru it with them hoes :rofl: I got in a fight once with some broad :wail: outta nowhere at a red light she jumped out like :box: im in the car like :huh: look at dis chitttt :rofl: Anyway thats her sister who yall tombout I believe. :dead:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      Does Slim style his own layout design for these posts? just curious... :)
      (“No, no, no shade”)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      @OTB

      :think:
      You seem to get in a lot of fights...

    • pointhimout

      @56 :lol: you know ya knowm me. They aint used to that one cheek clap that I've mastered. Awwwwwh yeah.

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      Juju is a month old today!!!
      __________________________

      Juju!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: :love:
      :yawn: hey Keya... :lol: :hug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Wait… what you was wearing?
      __________

      :huh: :lol: alright now. Work stuff. Pants. Top. Uggs. :tea: Usually I drive the kids and go home and ..relax :) But today I got dressed with them, made the pit stop in walmart. It was super early 8ish.

    • OutsidetheBox

      You seem to get in a lot of fights…

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      See numma 14. :huh: I have but I never started them.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      OTB- you got stop with these stories :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      Wait… what you was wearing?
      __________

      alright now. Work stuff. Pants. Top. Uggs. Usually I drive the kids and go home and ..relax But today I got dressed with them, made the pit stop in walmart. It was super early 8ish.

      ___________________

      Yall like to wear them pants made of super thin material that shows every dimple in your azz then try and play "innocent" and "appalled" when see the azz jiggling and calling our name and chit.
      :facepalm:

      I hope you didn't do that! :nono:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      alright now. Work stuff. Pants. Top. Uggs. Usually I drive the kids and go home and ..relax But today I got dressed with them, made the pit stop in walmart. It was super early 8ish.
      ---------
      This what happens when you go to WallyWorld.

    • OutsidetheBox

      I told somebody to find me on FB & they found me before I got home
      ____________

      :hahaha: Aint nothing wrong with a maxima im telling ya its just Sir! :hahaha: Whatever happd to dinner? At least I cant judge you. Not that I would. :shame: He laughed when I said the FB thing so im hoping that was a "all right young lady. Take care." :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      :shocked:
      Man, yall ladies bet now let these lurkers out do yall! I got a whole VIDEO! They goin above and beyond!

      :thankyou: Beautiful lurker! Azz lookin just right! :thumbsup:

    • OutsidetheBox

      OTB- you got stop with these stories
      ___________

      :dead: DO yall know Taken and V is following peepah I grew up with? On FB? Tombout it and chit and i didnt know what them fools was tombout..but now I do? :ghost:

      LMAOOOOOO We seriously all know each other down here :facepalm: and T and V just :facepalm: LMAOOOO

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Anyway thats her sister who yall tombout I believe

      ____________

      Fugging :dead: and :ghost: :rofl: :rofl: Can she fight? BEAR LEE :rofl: :rofl:

      And :hahaha: at see no. 14

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      I got in a fight once with some broad :wail: outta nowhere at a red light
      _______________________________

      one for the Father... :ghost: :ghost: :ghost:
      ...cause i have a younger friend had the same situation! i mean, they stayed trying this girl. hand to God, she beat a girl for rolling up on her at the light and left the girl in the gutter :crying1: she said she prob would have just pulled off, but she ran hot when the girl start cussin cause she had her mama in the car :crying1:
      #prettythugsaretheworst
      :crying1:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      They aint used to that one cheek clap that I’ve mastered. Awwwwwh yeah.

      ____________

      :buttshake: :buttshake: :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      You was in there buying Harvest before work? You should’ve left a note on his car Wait, he was in the car waiting on you?

      _____________

      I went in there for my lunch. You know how they put that clearance chit right up front for me :hahaha: I didnt know that was his car. I walked the buggy to the bin and by the time i got back there he was first I was like no buddy didnt!!! :hide: Bout to grab that mace but then i saw him opening his car. :hahaha: Fine bitches posed to be used to it :shame:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Tombout it and chit and i didnt know what them fools was tombout..but now I do? :ghost:

      _______________

      :thankyou: for bringing them into our lives. They have been pure joy to experience :yes: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      Bout to grab that mace but then i saw him opening his car. Fine bitches posed to be used to it
      _____________________
      :rofl:
      :coffee:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Melanine Toaster
      **************
      Is this a metaphor for the Sun? Symbolism? Whet? I get so confused with this young fella. :shrug:

    • OutsidetheBox

      dis girl!
      *dries up laugh* …but the nig aint eem pay for your McD’s breakfast?! FOH, sir!
      ________

      Reasons we the Whiggie-est! :2dance: How you aint gonna buy my oats! :nono:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Juju is a month old today!!!
      _________

      :love: They grow so fast. I bet she wear a sz1 pampa alretty :crying1:

    • Time to Waste

      Man, yall ladies bet now let these lurkers out do yall! I got a whole VIDEO! They goin above and beyond!

      ----------------------
      :yes:
      Dumb heaux :rofl:

      When y'all get a log in and Man figure out who goes with what tittay pic and make it his gravie they gonna be :mad:

      That is why y'all lurkers.
      Sending pics of your tittays to randoms on the interwebs!
      FOH :cuss:

    • SummerBaby

      Man, yall ladies bet now let these lurkers out do yall! I got a whole VIDEO! They goin above and beyond!
      -----------------------
      :ghost: :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I hope you didn’t do that!
      ________

      Scouts honor. :yes: He was an older fella. I could see him getting excited by the 9to5 look. :lol:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Was telling hubby I saw some Christmas decorations up and I was ready. He said yeah I was thinking the same thing. I know you like to go all out and wanted to get a head start. Love that man. We have our issues but I'll keep him :heart:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Dumb heaux :rofl:
      Sending pics of your tittays to randoms on the interwebs!
      FOH :cuss:

      ________________

      :rofl: :rofl: It may be Point :hahaha:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Melanine Toaster
      **************
      Is this a metaphor for the Sun? Symbolism? Whet? I get so confused with this young fella. :shrug:
      ____________________________________

      he sound like "Oswald Bates" (In Living Color) to me... :kona:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :newpost: Soft gay porn

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      VDot says:

      Anyway thats her sister who yall tombout I believe
      ____________
      Really ice grey tears ...
      It's like a drug I can't quit :crying1: Its a life that both mesmerizes and saddens me :rofl: The audacity.
      @Fren .. These people got a lot of self esteem ... They have taught me I need to be less shy about my body cause BAYBEE they is living. One girl... Friend of a friend stay posting pics of herslef sexy. One she had her hot pocket perched on the ZANK with some boy shorts on. I was like WHET DE FOK IS THIS :wtf: but she had like 137 likes. Men was like :bow: SHE FINE
      I died a little

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Man- they probably found a pROn and sent KT to you. A lurker go send you a video?! Sounds line she related to the Thotdashians.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Is this a metaphor for the Sun? Symbolism?

      ______________

      Well Melanie means Dark...he probably just learned that and tried to throw it in a "poem" to show his "deepness"

      I think he has a little peter too :yes:

    • http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Gone carry this up.. New post lololol

    • Time to Waste

      Juju is a month old today!!!
      _________

      :happy: JuJu

    • OutsidetheBox

      one for the Father…
      …cause i have a younger friend had the same situation! i mean, they stayed trying this girl. hand to God, she beat a girl for rolling up on her at the light and left the girl in the gutter she said she prob would have just pulled off, but she ran hot when the girl start cussin cause she had her mama in the car
      #prettythugsaretheworst
      ____________

      See! LMAOOOO I dont know what it is that make these heffas think our screws cant come a lil loose! I have been in TWO fights involving getting out cho car to get in some ass :crying1: #stayPrettymyfriends :dead:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Was telling hubby I saw some Christmas decorations up and I was ready. He said yeah I was thinking the same thing. I know you like to go all out and wanted to get a head start. Love that man. We have our issues but I’ll keep him
      ___________

      Amen!! Looked how you done molded his ass Zoe! Thats all I read! Motivation. :hahaha: :heart:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

      It may be Point :hahaha:
      _____________________

      :crying1: Happy Birthday Man... :ghost:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Man, yall ladies bet now let these lurkers out do yall! I got a whole VIDEO! They goin above and beyond!
      Beautiful lurker! Azz lookin just right!
      A************************
      PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO LURKERS.Yall do know he CAN NOT get yall a login. Now if you just wanna send ya azz and tits gone on ahead.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      OTB- :rofl: :cosign:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      It may be Point
      _____________________
      :dead: :rofl:

    • Just Looking

      Looking dis morning a man accosted me in Walmart buying the 75% off Harvest decor. I’m picking over branches and 1.99 straw bales and here he come tombout “Aww you buying yourself flowers. I would love to buy you those flowers ”
      *school girl giggle* *bats lashes* *small smile* I gathered my chit and haul ass to their mcds only to look up to him tombout ” Seriously. Whatver you like. Diamonds. New cars. ”
      This time audible laugh all the while thinking they just snatched Carleisha.. anyway he saw somebody he knew and went to chatting w them I gets my coffee and oats and haul ass out to the parking lot… load my chit in, take the buggy to the buggybin and he parked next to me? In like an older Maxima. When they was still square? Sir. Buy your own new car first. I told him to find me on FB.

      =====================
      Busted out laughing... Hearty Laugh at that... SHAME :rofl: :lol:

    • Just Looking

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Was telling hubby I saw some Christmas decorations up and I was ready. He said yeah I was thinking the same thing. I know you like to go all out and wanted to get a head start. Love that man. We have our issues but I’ll keep him
      ___________
      Amen!! Looked how you done molded his ass Zoe! Thats all I read! Motivation. :hahaha: :heart:
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      My husband does this too after I give him some. :hump:

    • OpinionHated

      Happy Birthday Man!!!!