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Actress Gabrielle Union covers the January 2015 issue of UPTOWN magazine.

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From a press release:

UPTOWN is delighted to reveal the Dec/Jan cover which features the stunning Gabrielle Union, shot by photographer Russell James. Through the styling of Jason Bolden, Gabby dons a royal blue Juan Carlos Obando dress, Givenchy sandals, a diamond-studded Rafaello & Co. necklace -- and, of course, her own wedding ring. Makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic gave the leading lady an updated smoky eye using shades of violet and blue.

The second image features a jacket by Acne Studio, a bralette by Agent Provocateur, a skirt by Azzedine Alaia, and bracelets by Rafaello & Co.

Stay tuned to UPTOWNMagazine.com for the cover story, "State of the UNION," next week.

  • luVn_liFe…

    YEW Luh Her now SAN?

  • San ah make ya dance

    She sure gets a lot of credit on here :tea:

  • A.J.

    She looks good :thumbsup:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    "We are happy to report that Jason Clark, the Director of Public Information for the Murray Lane Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, has confirmed to The Urban Daily that Goudeau is, in fact, alive though still incarcerated."

    :phew: thank goodness!

    (goes to take down GoFundMe page :oops: :kona: )

  • SouthernPrincess

    I don't like Gabby at all with her long sufferring a55
    she dont care what DW does as ong as her lifestyle stay plush

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    OTBAYBAY - send a :boob: shot similar to Gabby's up top :yes: :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I will Nevah be the SAME :blink: I seen some pics of Jason Mamoa in wet swimming trunks
    *gottaGEAUXgetmyliFe*

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Her lips look funny!

    Gabby is way more beautiful than this cover allows me to go for.

  • San ah make ya dance

    Gabby is way more beautiful than this cover allows me to go for.
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    I almost wanna say shot the MUA. Something is off.

  • San ah make ya dance

    shoot

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Men have something extra in them tho. They will let you know
    _________

    !!!!!

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    where's @User? :think: didn't she try to fashion her own "bralette"?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Social media
    **************

    I say reach out BayBay. Sometimes you gotta put yourself on people's radar. What's the worst that can happen? Defriend? :shrug: :lol:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Why do I keep forgetting this magazine even exist? I really really really like that negless Gabby wearing. :bounce:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Her hair looks nice. Looks like she got her some new frens cause they are make sure she looks good now.....that neutrogena give away wig was a monstrosity.

    :no:

    She ain't have no frens then. :no: Nope.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    In the 2nd pic she sorta kinda looks like LaToya Luckett

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    She looks dumb. Tits look dumb, her eye makeup looks dumb. Just dumb :tea:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Something is off.

    ___________

    She almost look manly. Its too much.

    I was looking at Joseline IG and woowwww nice looking lady when she aint made up! Like the difference between She's a He and She's a she! I couldnt belee it.

    Sometimes you gotta let your natural look do the work. Too much contouring and just look at the top lip? :no: I hate these.

  • A.J.

    Curiously…save VDOT :love: All the women have been like Ewwwww :nono: no if he like you he will like you and I’m like :confused: but what if he dont know that i really really might like him and they all :no: Man’s job. *blows bangs
    ———-
    Men have something extra in them tho. They will let you know
    ____
    Well right now all black (assuming he's black) are worrying about staying alive from the po-po/white men!!(myself included) Neffie edge, you may be the distraction dude needs. :tea:

  • San ah make ya dance

    She looks dumb. Tits look dumb, her eye makeup looks dumb. Just dumb :tea:
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    :hahaha: You just gonna come up in here like that

  • luVn_liFe…

    SOTHERN I Like that necklace too, I have something like It in black and crystal stones

  • SOTHERNGRL

    And where @Gigi at so she can see Gabby hair parted on the other side.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    @DTTS sounds bitter... :kona:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Gabby is way more beautiful than this cover allows me to go for.
    ———-
    I almost wanna say shot the MUA. Something is off.
    __________________

    they put some type of tanning/bronzing bullshyt on her and drew on some weird hairline. :smh:

    plus she looking either pregnant, bloated, or Golden Brooks about the stomach area.

  • Dymond

    hey OTB :wave:
    maybe this guy that you are interested in is hesitating cuz he's your brother's friend...you know how that goes

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Loving that weave!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    @Stherngrl it might be a flipped image too.. :kona:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Sometimes you gotta let your natural look do the work. Too much contouring and just look at the top lip? :no: I hate these.
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    :yes: Look at her forehead/eye area. Looks short and then that nude lip makes the top look so heavy

  • SOTHERNGRL

    “We are happy to report that Jason Clark, the Director of Public Information for the Murray Lane Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, has confirmed to The Urban Daily that Goudeau is, in fact, alive though still incarcerated.”
    *********************
    GLO-RAY :nun:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    She looks dumb. Tits look dumb, her eye makeup looks dumb. Just dumb
    ~~~
    :dead: #uBishU!

  • listen2me

    Is it me or does Gabby look like Tameka Raymond on this magazine cover?

  • San ah make ya dance

    Well right now all black (assuming he’s black) are worrying about staying alive from the po-po/white men!!(myself included) Neffie edge, you may be the distraction dude needs. :tea:
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    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *gottaGEAUXgetmyliFe*

    EYE saw tew :eek: He fine :eek: & ION usually like em like that :tea:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I say reach out BayBay. Sometimes you gotta put yourself on people’s radar. What’s the worst that can happen? Defriend?
    ____________

    :eek: OMgawd how embarassing. :facepalm: I would JUST DIE!

    :hahaha:

    I was thinking of just jumping in that inbox and asking for his number :shrug: They do it all the time. Thats what I was thinkn was thirst tho but AJ sat me right. :hahaha:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    where’s @User? didn’t she try to fashion her own “bralette”?
    ____________

    will you just hush already! :chase:

    was trying to make a sexy shoulder shirt and it fell below my titty :confused: everybody aint good at arts and crafts, Nan! :crying:

  • Dymond

    I can't stand Gabrielle on a petty level (since I don't know her personally) but her ass is freaking gorgeous! that 1st pic is too "shopped" though

  • luVn_liFe…

    And where @Gigi at so she can see Gabby hair parted on the other side.
    ~~~~
    Looks like there's too Much ampro around the edges though

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    listen2me says:

    Is it me or does Gabby look like Tameka Raymond on this magazine cover?

    _____________

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thats it! And Uptown covers always be :huh: Im thinking.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :yes: Look at her forehead/eye area. Looks short and then that nude lip makes the top look so heavy

    YEAH, forehead hairline looks DUMB too :tea:

    :wink: LuvLife

  • A.J.

    Too much contouring and just look at the top lip?
    __________
    Ain't that just her regular nose gristle?!

  • San ah make ya dance

    I was thinking of just jumping in that inbox and asking for his number :shrug: They do it all the time. Thats what I was thinkn was thirst tho but AJ sat me right. :hahaha:
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    I saw just make youself a lil more "available" Not just the hi and bye. Some dudes are "cooler" don't mean that won't let you know tho

  • luVn_liFe…

    EYE saw tew :eek: He fine
    ~~~
    I couldn't take my EYES Off of day Anaconda! :blink: :phew:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Well right now all black (assuming he’s black) are worrying about staying alive from the po-po/white men!!(myself included) Neffie edge, you may be the distraction dude needs.
    _____________

    :hahaha: This is Real Life™ :heart:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Dymond :yahoo:

    Wig looks dumb too :tea: I could go on but nvmd :kona:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Dymennnnnnnnn :wave:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    She almost look manly. Its too much
    ^^^^^^^THIS. Its like they are making her look drag queenish/trannyish. And one thang bout Gabby she is what I would call beautiful. I still on like her but the girl got looks.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Oh lawd :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I do Like that navy blue silk number that may be long or a pant jump suit

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Anaconda? *powers on cell to peruse NSFW*

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    I like that wingback chair (is that what its called?) I want one for the vanity I want. I got it all mapped out

  • San ah make ya dance

    Gee I can't type today :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    IONO WATTS going on BUTTTTTT my vote is :oldman:
    Give him "the look", and then turn away :winky: style :rofl:
    Raise your iBROWS when you first see if--excited like :wink:

  • Dymond

    yo DTTS :cheers: hey

  • luVn_liFe…

    I like that wingback chair (
    ~~~~
    :nun: Yes

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    I watched the original Bring It On last week... :facepalm:

    That movie was just...

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Tits look dumb
    *******************
    Its that deep Vee.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *when you first see him–excited like :wink:

    :facepalm:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Ain’t that just her regular nose gristle?!
    ____________
    :crying1: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait how is that :rofl: Nose gristle lawddd my peepah :rofl:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    luVn_liFe... says:

    I do Like that navy blue silk number that may be long or a pant jump suit
    __________________

    yeah its cute but my tetas too belligerent for stuff like that. this is why they cant have nice things :sigh:

  • Dymond

    OTB --- what you think about what I said about dude being your brother's friend? you think that is stopping him maybe?

  • luVn_liFe…

    Wonder what UPTOWN"S, Stellar SUV'S list is :think:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    *checks mirror for nose gristle*

    yall just be making up stuff :sigh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    SOTHERNGRL says:

    Tits look dumb
    *******************
    Its that deep Vee.

    Like a dead person, or a painting, or something not real. Looks dumb :eek:

  • luVn_liFe…

    User Friendly says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    I do Like that navy blue silk number that may be long or a pant jump suit
    __________________

    yeah its cute but my tetas too belligerent for stuff like that. this is why they cant have nice things :sigh:
    ~~~
    :lol: I think Ima get a number like this for my BIL'S Destination wedding. the FAM will be :eek: I'Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    *when you first see him–excited like
    ___________

    Right instead of :biggrin: and :fallsoverownfeet: like I normally do. :facepalm:

    Be stuck on stupid cause he fine and chit. :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Nose gristle lawddd my peepah :rofl:

    :crying1:

  • San ah make ya dance

    the FAM will be :eek: I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!
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    Oh My :popcorn: lol

  • luVn_liFe…

    Other then gabbyJANE'S Ampro'd Out look her hair looks nice to me

  • San ah make ya dance

    Other then gabbyJANE’S Ampro’d Out look her hair looks nice to me
    ------------
    Best its ever looked

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!

    ___________________________

    :tape: too easy :no:

  • luVn_liFe…

    San ah make ya dance says: the FAM will be :eek: I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!
    ————–
    Oh My :popcorn: lol
    ~~~~
    :hahaha: ya Know I thought about something they pops did when my hubby first told hi s pops we were getting married.

    Although I adore his pops I thought about it a few weeks ago and havd decided to pay him his dues for the BS!

  • A.J.

    Ain’t that just her regular nose gristle?!
    ____________
    :crying1: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait how is that :rofl: Nose gristle lawddd my peepah
    _________
    You know when that oblong cartilage hangs from under the nose. Gab's is extra oblong like Amish men. :tea: Plastic Surgeons can correct that. Seek medical attention.

  • The Pearl!

    *comes running into the post* Thanks, Nan...trying to post and got lef' behin'

    :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Be stuck on stupid cause he fine and chit. :hahaha:

    :facepalm: Oh boy lmaooooooooooooooooooo

    I say walk past like this :nun: floating on the air.
    You walking like :eek: staring. :hahaha:

    #ikidikid :dead:

  • San ah make ya dance

    What he do Luvn :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :tape: too easy :no:
    ~~~
    :chase: NAN gone!

  • A.J.

    :hug: Pearl hey babe

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    this client been here since 2 oclock with his sons. they arguing over money that they may or may not get when he dies. the father aint nowhere near dead tho :facepalm:

    rich ppl so dam messy & they get even worse at this time of year. they steady arguing and we steady billing. wont be no money left in the estate if they dont get the hell out this office. we charge 700/hour. go home, roger!

    they making me nervous with all this loud talk. :(

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    You know when that oblong cartilage hangs from under the nose. Gab’s is extra oblong like Amish men. :tea: Plastic Surgeons can correct that. Seek medical attention.
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    :crying1:

  • Vanna is the root of all evil

    I watched the original Bring It On last week… :facepalm:
    That movie was just…

    ----

    :rofl: What?

  • luVn_liFe…

    San ah make ya dance says:What he do Luvn :lol:
    ~~
    :tea: don't get me riled up SAN,YET.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    OTB — what you think about what I said about dude being your brother’s friend? you think that is stopping him maybe?

    ____________

    Sorry Dymen I missed that :oops: ... Yeah. :| That was my first thought. Prolly know my bizness and chit. :hahaha: Might be like that THOT. :hahaha: I should ask my brother...I didnt even think about that.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    luVn_liFe... says:

    San ah make ya dance says: the FAM will be :eek: I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!
    ————–
    Oh My :popcorn: lol
    ~~~~
    :hahaha: ya Know I thought about something they pops did when my hubby first told hi s pops we were getting married.

    Although I adore his pops I thought about it a few weeks ago and havd decided to pay him his dues for the BS!

    :hahaha:
    WATT he dew? :eek:

    Whatchew gonna do(in this fit)? :popcorn:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :tea: don’t get me riled up SAN,YET
    -------------
    Now I gotta leave!

  • luVn_liFe…

    rich ppl so dam messy
    ~~~
    this!

  • Vanna is the root of all evil

    The makeup leading into the eybrows looks funny. Other than that she beautiful!

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Seek medical attention.
    ____________

    :lol: boy hursh

    OTB they say you posed to walk with confidence like you have 3 men standing behind you (sexist but it works)

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    they making me nervous with all this loud talk
    _________________________

    pull on your 'i cant breeve' t-shirt and back outta that bish :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Gab’s is extra oblong like Amish men.

    :chase: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    =====================
    User :violin: <--filing her nails & in case she gotta use the file to :duel: :crying1:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    ya Know I thought about something they pops did when my hubby first told hi s pops we were getting married.

    Although I adore his pops I thought about it a few weeks ago and havd decided to pay him his dues for the BS!
    ___________

    LMAOOOOO CANNOT WAIT

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish :kona:

    :wail: :wail:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    You know when that oblong cartilage hangs from under the nose. Gab’s is extra oblong like Amish men. Plastic Surgeons can correct that. Seek medical attention.
    _________

    :rofl: :rofl: I googled jesus! :wail:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    @Vanna lame on so many levels. They had the black girls acting EXTRA for the role they played. :rolleyes: But Gabby is and always will be consistant. She always delivers the same thing. No matter what the movie is about. Same thing. Could be about saving kids in Africa, this bish gone give the same thing she gives in every movie, even though it's about helping the little children with Ebola and pink eye. :eek:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    LMAOOOOO CANNOT WAIT

    Y we tso stupiDDDDD????????????????? :crying1:

    ALL I was thinking was "GREAT!, I can Hardly wait!!!!"

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
    __________

    nah imma just walk around like hands up, dont shoot :peace:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
    _________

    :wail: :wail:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :crying1: pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
    :ghost:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    like you have 3 men standing behind you
    ___________________________

    :huh: these fellas clothed or nah? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    this bish gone give the same thing she gives in every movie, even though it’s about helping the little children with Ebola and pink eye. :eek:

    Yeah, with her DUMB lip too. Everything you saying ain't gotta "mean business" with that stupid stiff lip :kona:

  • The Pearl!

    Well, F it. and :goodnight: I'm not meant to post this p.m. :peace: ya'll

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    OTB they say you posed to walk with confidence like you have 3 men standing behind you (sexist but it works)

    ___________

    :confused: So I gotta be confident, get rid of the RBF and smile and be social. :| Lawd.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
    __________
    nah imma just walk around like hands up, dont shoot :peace:
    -----------
    :rofl:

    Cause you know them suckas are good for shooting up a place when they feel like they've been wronged-ed.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Come Through Nancy Drew :nun: says:

    like you have 3 men standing behind you
    ___________________________

    :huh: these fellas clothed or nah? :think:

    YOU seen the NEW undies for mens now? :eek:

    :hahaha:

  • A.J.

    OTB they say you posed to walk with confidence like you have 3 men standing behind you (sexist but it works)
    ____________
    I don't mean any harm as I'm here to assist. Don't listen to a bunch of women either (relatives included/no one from this here blog tho). Do you!! Women hate to see other women happy or the thought of another woman being happy.

  • luVn_liFe…

    I cannot wait either. They're; Mainly HIM R gonna be like :blink: but but she's always so respectable.
    :lol:
    I think Ima Just be a lush and half dressed in San Juan

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    102 :dead:
    =================
    RBF Ummmm? :kona:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    I bet you think her stiff upper lip stank too, huh @DTTS? :lol:

  • A.J.

    Pearl don't go i gave you a :hug: and all. You didn't see it.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Could be about saving kids in Africa, this bish gone give the same thing she gives in every movie, even though it’s about helping the little children with Ebola and pink eye.
    _______________

    RAZZIE I promise you I saw some range from Gabby in the new Mary Jane clips. :hahaha:

    WHen the mixed one :smack: that married white...he is standing there and then the wife appears? Gabby face be like :confused:

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    no one from this here blog tho

    :love: :crying1:
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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I cannot wait either. They’re; Mainly HIM R gonna be like :blink:

    :crying1: :crying1:

  • luVn_liFe…

    my goodness it's suppose to get in the 40's tonight! :no:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    no one from this here blog tho
    ____________________

    :hahaha: :crying1:
    *dries up laugh* now AJ! you not gone do us like that! :mad: we want OTB to be happily hitched! (most of us anyway... :kona: )

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    The hell you going Pearl. :| :hug: :bye:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

    I bet you think her stiff upper lip stank too, huh @DTTS? :lol:

    :thinking: EYE didn't go that far, that's just nasty :rofl:
    Lemme think.... Yeah, I bet she's got a tart mouth from holding it so dumb for so long :hahaha:

  • A.J.

    Women giving out all that bad ass advice knowing that chit don't work!!! If it did, they wouldn't tell you. Keep that in mind. :tea:

  • luVn_liFe…

    we want OTB to be happily hitched! (most of us anyway… :kona: )
    ~~~~
    chile cheese B don't wanna be Happily Hitched

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Pearl
    <----Ready! :karate:

    :nite: :hug:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    no one from this here blog tho
    ______________

    wonnah muddacunts :mad:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    RBF Ummmm?
    ________

    Resting Bitch Face.

    "Smile Ms Lady. Its gone be allright" -random man thinking im sad/mad/bout to kill myself cause I didnt acknowledge his prescence witha smile.

    :eyeroll:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    YOU seen the NEW undies for mens now?
    _____________________________

    nope. what's so "new" about 'em? :popcorn:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    I made some beef stew over lunch... cant wait to get me a bowl when I get to the house.

  • Dymond

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

    That was my first thought. Prolly know my bizness and chit. :hahaha: Might be like that THOT.
    ------------
    :hahaha: I didn't mean like that, I meant like you know how brothers be like :mad: dont even look at my sis...maybe he's respecting that

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Luvie gonna be on some "what happens in San Juan :rules: " (then she gonna be left in San Juan :crying1: )

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    chile cheese B don’t wanna be Happily Hitched
    ______________

    :hahaha: Tell em bout the gun line bawse. Its cold in the winter. :tea:

    THESE JUST JOKES UNIVERSE; I DO WANT TO BE HITCHED. HAPPILY. LOVE ME TO LIFE HAPPILY. :eek: :pray:

  • Dymond

    wonnah muddacunts

    ---------
    :dead: lmao

  • luVn_liFe…

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    chile cheese B don’t wanna be Happily Hitched
    __________________________

    i aint said nathan bout what SHE wanted :eek: :lol:

  • Vanna is the root of all evil

    @Vanna lame on so many levels. They had the black girls acting EXTRA for the role they played. :rolleyes: But Gabby is and always will be consistant. She always delivers the same thing. No matter what the movie is about. Same thing. Could be about saving kids in Africa, this bish gone give the same thing she gives in every movie, even though it’s about helping the little children with Ebola and pink eye. :eek:

    -----

    U right razz. kinda like terrance howard

  • Dymond

    Happily Hitched
    --------
    :love: we stilllllll togetha *couple from In Living Color voices* :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Come Through Nancy Drew :nun: says: i aint said nathan bout what SHE wanted :eek: :lol:
    ~~~
    YEW Sure didn't and YES "WE" DO. :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    (then she gonna be left in San Juan :crying1: )

    MAYBE she can find a JOB there :kona:
    =====================
    Thing :eek:
    They "roomy", they got the boxers and tighty whiteys :yes:
    I laughed until I saw the picture, then :thinking: Damn! They are gonna make $bank! I can't recall the name, I saw a commercial last night.

  • luVn_liFe…

    ALRIGHT NAH DyMOND, that dopamine is flowing like Niagara Falls!
    :happy: :woohoo:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Women giving out all that bad ass advice
    _______________________

    :mad: it aint advise AJ! it's opinions (some informed... some others... :kona: ) :lol:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Resting Bitch Face.
    “Smile Ms Lady. Its gone be allright” -random man thinking im sad/mad/bout to kill myself cause I didnt acknowledge his prescence witha smile.
    ------------
    This!!!!

    Just today, I was in training to be a cardholder for the squadron, and this dude was like, "Is you ok? It'll be alright, just smile." :facepalm:

    Bruh... please don't. (I cant fit my wedding ring today :( )

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I don’t mean any harm as I’m here to assist. Don’t listen to a bunch of women either (relatives included/no one from this here blog tho). Do you!! Women hate to see other women happy or the thought of another woman being happy.
    _________________

    You know ..I was saying to someone I met thru this blog its amazing the difference between the women I am offline with compared to these women here. Like night and day! I love these Roses.

    Even my cowoker I was just making convo with her forgetting she a bit of an angry type and of course she was all if he liked you I think you would know.

    I was like :brokenheart: I just finished my soup. :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    MAYBE she can find a JOB there :kona:
    ~~~~
    lol. Great thing is the hot pocket is STILL HOT :tea: :tea:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    wonnah muddacunts
    ___________

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rofl: :rofl:

    Opie what dis mean!

  • A.J.

    I was like :brokenheart: I just finished my soup.
    ___________
    :dead:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I was like :brokenheart: I just finished my soup. :hahaha:
    ~~~~~~
    BWahahahahahahahahaha!

  • Dymond

    :bounce: so far so good luvie :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    It's SEW COLE in da D! :cold:

  • A.J.

    Like night and day! I love these Roses.
    __________
    Deez Roses here are the bestest. Well some of em :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    hot pocket is STILL HOT :tea: :tea:

    :bounce: <--your pocket :kona:
    ===========================
    I love these Roses.

    YELL IT LOUDER. PAINT THE SKY :kona:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Women giving out all that bad ass advice knowing that chit don’t work!!! If it did, they wouldn’t tell you. Keep that in mind.
    _______________

    AJ!!! :|

    I have to remind myself on the daily that everybody dont have the same set of morals and whatnots..but it is very hard for me to grasp someone intentionally giving bad advice! :bite: I know its real but I cannot fathom it! I aint no fukk ass bitch and I cant relate to em. :cry:

  • luVn_liFe…

    DY ya'll gonna be just fine, We'll let's hope you dont just pop in on us talking bout U sangle like BIRD DID!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Gabby always comes off as the same to me... well, except in Shawnie in Love and Basketball... but she was just being herself with big :boobs:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Well some of em
    ~~~~
    TRUE. Which one's aint?? :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I wonder if GabbyJANE was farting on the sets

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I didn’t mean like that, I meant like you know how brothers be like dont even look at my sis…maybe he’s respecting that
    _____________

    :hahaha: He would tell me if somebody was interested. He stay tombout Sis come outside somebody wanna meet cha.

    I look outside all I see is :grill:

    :hahaha: I think they think he aint my type! I AINT GOT NO TYPE. I'll follow an aura like a hound tho. :love: :hahaha:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    we stilllllll togetha
    __________________

    :hahaha: Cephus and Reesie! :rofl: :love:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I AINT GOT NO TYPE.
    ~~~
    I never really did Either. Go Figure

  • pointhimout

    HOw's that FBI investigation going re: her hacked pics?

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    (I cant fit my wedding ring today )
    ____________

    OMG BBG I BOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hug:

    Those bebes gonna be so worth it. :bounce: :bounce:

  • A.J.

    Women giving out all that bad ass advice knowing that chit don’t work!!! If it did, they wouldn’t tell you. Keep that in mind.
    _______________

    AJ!!! :|

    I have to remind myself on the daily that everybody dont have the same set of morals and whatnots..but it is very hard for me to grasp someone intentionally giving bad advice! :bite: I know its real but I cannot fathom it! I aint no fukk ass bitch and I cant relate to em.
    _____________
    I manage a lot of women and the stuff they say about other women in my office and be like don't say nothing doe. :rofl: I can't make the chit up and then leave my office and they go to right to the person they talked about: smiling,grinning, showing back teef asking them where they going for lunch. Like I said the other day..it's a cold, cold world out here!!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    lol. Great thing is the hot pocket is STILL HOT
    _______________

    :ghost:

  • Dymond

    @OTB
    my man is shy and would never have approached me (his words) so dude still may be interested...we went to pick up his glasses and the chick kept telling him how cute they look on him and so forth and while I was ready to :box: he was totally oblivious to it, I mentioned it afterward and he was like :blink:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    YELL IT LOUDER. PAINT THE SKY
    _________________

    :hahaha: I LOVE THESE MUDDASCUNTS

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    DY ya’ll gonna be just fine, We’ll let’s hope you dont just pop in on us talking bout U sangle like BIRD DID!
    __________

    I love Bird. But I am salty she aint consult me bout leaving my BIL. :hahaha: #irrational

  • luVn_liFe…

    I mentioned it afterward and he was like :blink:
    ~~~~
    :lol: funny.

  • Dymond

    Nancy Drew says:
    Cephus and Reesie!
    -------------------
    :ghost: of course one of yall knew their names :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Those bebes gonna be so worth it. :bounce: :bounce:

    Yes. :yes: They will... I cant wait until next month... I find out the first week of Jan their gender/sex. I'm so ready to buy tu-tus/head bands/bows. With my luck I'll be buying dinos, dump trucks and ducks.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

    YELL IT LOUDER. PAINT THE SKY
    _________________

    :hahaha: I LOVE THESE MUDDASCUNTS

    WATT do you have on while your running around the block saying this? :popcorn: #tighthotchilpeppers :kona:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    then leave my office and they go to right to the person they talked about: smiling,grinning, showing back teef asking them where they going for lunch.
    ___________________________

    :ghost:
    OMG, AJ! i heard a bit about this on an audio clip from a radio show w/live call-ins. the guy ran a hair salon and he had it down to a 't' how all the women in the shop were running their mouth about each other, then, soon as the one they was complaining about walk in, they be all "hey girl :waves: where we goin for lunch tuhday" :crying1:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I wonder if GabbyJANE was farting on the sets

    ______________

    Prolly. She think she so down with the boys. :lol:

    Whoopie farted on The View or something. I refused to watch it my mama sent me the link. :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Dymond says:

    Nancy Drew says:
    Cephus and Reesie!
    ——————-
    :ghost: of course one of yall knew their names :rofl:

    :love: Them singing :rofl:

  • Dymond

    I AINT GOT NO TYPE.
    -----------
    :headphone: bad bitches is the only thing that I like heyyyyyyyy

  • luVn_liFe…

    I’m so ready to buy tu-tus/head bands/bows.
    ~~~~
    :pacifier: :pacifier: Awwwh maybe you'll get truly BLESSED and get a boy/girl :crying1: that would be breautiful

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I manage a lot of women and the stuff they say about other women in my office and be like don’t say nothing doe. I can’t make the chit up and then leave my office and they go to right to the person they talked about: smiling,grinning, showing back teef asking them where they going for lunch. Like I said the other day..it’s a cold, cold world out here!!
    _______________

    :crying1: :rofl: :rofl: :cold: See you know a nasty bitch gonna show all them back teef. Thats why Karrachue always be showing all her back teef. Nasty. :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I refused to watch it my mama sent me the link. :hahaha:
    ~~~~
    :dead: EYE Read about Whoopi blow out that methane !

  • A.J.

    as the one they was complaining about walk in, they be all “hey girl :waves: where we goin for lunch tuhday”
    _____________
    Nancy it's true. I've seen it for myself dozens of time. Telling on each other. My motto is tell what you've done. I'm very busy.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    You see someone comment on her pic when she had a turtle neck on.. talm bout "SMH why drake sitting over there in a wig?" :crying1:

  • luVn_liFe…

    My motto is tell what you’ve done. I’m very busy.
    ~~~~
    :hahaha: AJ :heart: ur too MURCHHH

  • Dymond

    Whoopie farted on The View or something.
    --------------
    that aint the first time that nasty bitch done farted while they were taping :coffee:

  • luVn_liFe…

    DANG OTB How cold is it there??

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    he was totally oblivious to it, I mentioned it afterward and he was like :blink:
    ___________

    :hahaha: CTFUUUU Why they so dumb. I swear woMAN have to do everyting. :nun:

    Yall got me hype. :bite:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :cell:

  • A.J.

    Whoopie farted on The View or something.
    ————–
    that aint the first time that nasty bitch done farted while they were taping :coffee:
    __________
    Stankin ass right with them funky ass, never washed socks!!

  • Dymond

    congrats Razz :hug:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    #177 :dead:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    DANG OTB How cold is it there??
    ______________

    :ghost: I was JUST wrapping my scarf and putting on my uggs to walk out :rofl:

    51 now. :no: 45 by 7 and 34 over night! :cold:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    he was totally oblivious to it, I mentioned it afterward and he was like :blink:
    ___________________________

    :facepalm: ^^^^^this Mister. i'm sampling perfume, he sits at the (unattended) makeup counter, here come this vigilant bish in a lab coat asking him do he wanna facial massage! :eek:

  • Dymond

    she don't wash her socks AJ? I bet she skips washing her body too

  • luVn_liFe…

    34, sheeYte wer knocking on 39 tonight!!! :huh:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I find out the first week of Jan their gender/sex. I’m so ready to buy tu-tus/head bands/bows. With my luck I’ll be buying dinos, dump trucks and ducks.
    ______________

    I cannot belee you having twins!!! Im still shocked! Instant big family you know I love it. ANd yall still so young and getting it! I really :heart: yall.

    :yahoo: Tell Him what you want on the mainline!

  • A.J.

    she don’t wash her socks AJ? I bet she skips washing her body too
    ___________
    All I know is I couldn't sit next to her ass. She look mursty from head to toe.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Dym: I bet she skips washing her body too
    ~~~
    She looks it. too busy :smoke: and :pizza:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    tell what you’ve done. I’m very busy.
    _________________________

    :hahaha: dismissive! :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    #tighthotchilpeppers
    ______________

    :rofl: See imma stop sharing.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    wrapping my scarf and putting on my uggs to walk out :rofl:

    51 now.
    :chase:
    :hahaha:
    ===============================
    here come this vigilant bish in a lab coat

    Ah Vigilante :crying1: :crying1:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Thanks Dymond! :hug:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I’m very busy.
    __________

    Gawd I hatelove this fewl :dead: :dead: :dead:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Harvard professor apologizes to Chinese restaurant for email rant after being overcharged $4
    ~~
    did ya'll read this story :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    The kiddo's report card just came in! :yahoo: Thank you Jesus! Let your will be done! :pray:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Razz, is hubby over the moon bout the twins? got his chest on permanent swole cause he put in work? :rofl: :heart:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    here come this vigilant bish in a lab coat asking him do he wanna facial massage!
    _________________

    :crying1: :crying1:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    ? I was JUST wrapping my scarf and putting on my uggs to walk out ?

    51 now. ? 45 by 7 and 34 over night! ?

    ______

    You acting so light skin. :eyeroll:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    email rant
    :popcorn:
    Folks REALLY think they THAT important nowadays, huh? :huh:

  • Dymond

    here come this vigilant bish in a lab coat asking him do he wanna facial massage
    ------
    :box: no bish he don't! :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    That Whoopi fat as fluck aint she. :hahaha: Just as fluffy. :rofl:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    She look mursty
    ___________

    Jes- :ghost:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    vigilant bish in a lab coat
    ____

    :rofl: Did you run over like Not Today :nono:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    I cannot belee you having twins!!! Im still shocked! Instant big family you know I love it. ANd yall still so young and getting it! I really :heart: yall.
    :yahoo: Tell Him what you want on the mainline
    ------------
    :hug:

    Yes, and we are finishT after these two, lawd. They are a blessing. I secretly wanted three, even though we always agreed on two. :nun: He blessed our house.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :box: no bish he don’t! :rofl:

    :dead: EggZactly! :egg: :rofl:

  • A.J.

    tell what you’ve done. I’m very busy.
    _________________________

    :hahaha: dismissive!
    ___________
    Nancy I ain't got that kind of time. All that endless chatter. Sometimes I call my office phone from my cell. Once it rings, listen Mary I have to take this call, close the door behind you. :rofl: It's a cold world.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:The kiddo’s report card just came in! Thank you Jesus!
    ~~~
    :woohoo: :cheer:
    IT IS His Job though, XMAS IS right around the corner.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    VDot says:

    vigilant bish in a lab coat
    ____

    :rofl: Did you run over like Not Today :nono:

    :yes: While she STILL holding a Tester! :rofl: :rofl: ABout to spray that bish :dead:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    34, sheeYte wer knocking on 39 tonight!!!
    ___________

    Is the wind blowing :no: the wind is CRAZY cole! Tracker say 6am, 35: feels like 33. :| So get ready.

  • luVn_liFe…

    WHOOPI Is Not even close to fluffy, she looks like she has the HARD fat in her stomach :eek:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    You acting so light skin.
    ______________

    LMMFAOOOOOOO *flings scarf off*

    ISE NIGRA :rofl: :rofl:

    *buttons cardigan to the top tho*

    :rofl:

  • A.J.

    she looks like she has the HARD fat in her stomach :eek:
    _________
    :dead:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    wrapping my scarf and putting on my uggs to walk out

    51 now
    ________________________

    :facepalm:
    lawd don't let it be a dusting of snow. they probably gonna shelter in place :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    IT IS His Job though
    :fistbump: Damn skippy! :yes:

    He's such a blessing :) He doesn't ask for anything for the holidays :shrug: so we just go shop together :shrug:

    :love: My guy!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Come Through Nancy Drew :nun: says:

    Razz, is hubby over the moon bout the twins? got his chest on permanent swole cause he put in work?
    --------------
    Chile, he'll rub my belly and start smiling... and not a pleasant smile, that devilish smile :lol:

  • Dymond

    Sometimes I call my office phone from my cell
    -------------
    :ashamed: guilty :rofl: it works

  • luVn_liFe…

    He’s such a blessing
    ~~~
    :heart:
    Just yew wait hun :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Tracker say
    :facepalm:
    =====================
    AJ! :rofl: :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    $4 dollas? :| Now. I will go back to WInndixie when they dont give me my BOGO price :hahaha: BUT only if im over there! And I aint gonna email or call the ppl :hahaha:

    A harvard prof! Entitled ass!

  • Dymond

    That Whoopi fat as fluck aint she
    ----------
    :dead: :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    ? While she STILL holding a Tester! ?

    _____

    You.saying she damn near got caught up.like the one college player who stole the Diesel for Men tester bottle?! :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    215 EYE know :crying1: LOL!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    WHOOPI Is Not even close to fluffy, she looks like she has the HARD fat in her stomach
    ____________

    You said she got the kind that kill you. That hard body fat :rofl: :rofl: WHOOPI AINT SOFT :wail:

  • luVn_liFe…

    they dragged the Professor from filth to flam on the web and some news stations
    :lol:

  • Dymond

    he's a blessing DTTS :hug: :thumbsup:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    *buttons cardigan to the top tho*

    **********

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Yes V.! :yes: :rofl:
    Thing couldn't get over to the lab jacket chick quick Enough! :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    AJ is a straight up fewl! :rofl:

    Too bad I got caller ID on my phones.. Girl at work be talking about how she be having all types of infections and shyt.. I just look at her like. :no:

    for her to be yt... she one of the biggest :chickenhead: I know..

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    He blessed our house.
    ___

    Amen! Align your wants/needs to what He wants for you and you cant go wrong!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Once it rings, listen Mary I have to take this call, close the door behind you. It’s a cold world.

    ________________

    Rescue RIngs™ :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    221 AND 222 :hahaha: :hahaha:

    Thank you Dymond! :hug:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Did you run over like Not Today

    ___________________________

    never even acknowledged that bish :tea: gave him the "brang yo arse on" look and walked out... no purchase, so no commission for you bish. :tea:

  • luVn_liFe…

    lawd I want some pie or cake so BAD! :angry:

  • Dymond

    WHOOPI AINT SOFT
    ---------------
    even her p*ssy lips are rigid, never touch :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    from filth to flam
    :crying1:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    they probably gonna shelter in place
    ______________

    :hahaha: :yes: My kids will rise solely to check the weather like MA ITS 40DEGREES :eek: WE NEED TO STAY HOME :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    no purchase, so no commission for you bish.
    ~~~
    Poor DAT, she like what happened???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    rigid
    :scared:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    He doesn’t ask for anything for the holidays
    ______________

    Gonna whoop three beez tonight off the strength of this :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    My kids will rise solely to check the weather like MA ITS 40DEGREES :eek: WE NEED TO STAY HOME
    ~~~~
    :dead: I bet they do, THEM: -> :happy: we got a FREEZE DAY

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    THing, gone ahead and tell how you jooked her up by her labjacket collar and tussled a lil bit pushing her into the glass case counter :kona:

    :dead:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    You.saying she damn near got caught up.like the one college player who stole the Diesel for Men tester bottle?!
    _____________

    :rofl: :rofl: :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    LMAO :stop: OTB
    Didjew see me asking if thee eldest Bee bean on top of her business? :eek:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :happy: we got a FREEZE DAY

    :wail:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    listen Mary I have to take this call, close the door behind you
    ___________________________

    "listen Mary" a sure sign of insincerity... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I saw you font she was looking atcho gloves :eek:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    we got a FREEZE DAY

    ________________

    :hahaha: :crying1: Dont let it be thunderstorms all day LuVie

    *pats weave delicately like 17 while staring at Mom with longing eyes*

    My baby got senior-itis like a mugg. :lolsign: Any reason. Give her ANY reason to stay home. They had a bomb threat she calling me tombout Dad coming for me. This man work clear cross town...and the threat BEEN canceled. :hahaha: They crazy.

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    He’s such a blessing He doesn’t ask for anything for the holidays so we just go shop together
    ________________________

    awww, another sweet kid on the blog :love: ...wonder who he take after :think: though...

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    :peace: y'all, I gotta turn in something that should have been done.

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Chile, he’ll rub my belly and start smiling… and not a pleasant smile, that devilish smile
    ___________________________

    :hahaha: knew it! :heart:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :bye: RAZZie and :pacifier: :pacifier:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    lawd I want some pie or cake so BAD!
    ___________

    Is the blog on? :| I made a tater pie at 1030 lass night. Was eating a hot slice like :pizza: @12:15. Damn crust falling apart cause it warnt cool. I wanted that mug baddddddd tho. :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Any reason. Give her ANY reason
    ~~~~~
    B like, You know I can't get my brain to work. it's SEW :cold: OUT I caint think.
    I need to go lay down with her back hand cross her forehead :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Thing, he got ALL my good qualities :grill:
    Charisma CHECK
    Serious look CHECK
    Funny CHECK

    'CEPT for he'en no Virgo :huh:
    *snickers* :kona:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    luVn_liFe... says:

    no purchase, so no commission for you bish.
    ~~~
    Poor DAT, she like what happened???

    __________________________

    uh, Luvie, you drankin? :blink:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Damn crust falling apart cause it warnt cool.
    ~~~~~
    :phew: I loathe when that happens, caint wait and ruin the First helping!
    :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :nite: Razzle Dazzle :hug:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    THing, gone ahead and tell how you jooked her up by her labjacket collar and tussled a lil bit pushing her into the glass case counter
    _________________________

    *gasp* :shocked: who told you that?! :oops: :oops:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Come Through Nancy Drew :nun: says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    no purchase, so no commission for you bish.
    ~~~
    Poor DAT, she like what happened???

    __________________________

    uh, Luvie, you drankin? :blink:
    ~~~~
    WHET? ION drank woman! You know I ave to be in total control of all my senses or I'll freak OUT.
    POOR DAT (lab coat chick) she aint know WTH happened. why you snatched Mister up AND AINT SPEND no Money to add to her Xmas CHECK!
    Poor DAT!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Didjew see me asking if thee eldest Bee bean on top of her business?
    _____________

    No I missed it! But she has :yes: You know she think she special snowflake I will kill her quick tho and tell her cant have D2 grades tryna go to D1 school. :nono: :nun: She get right back in them books. :hahaha: Nice A's, B's that should have been As and a C in AP BIO that she claims will be a B when report cards come. :huh: Her dad still paid for them grades. Not me. Tis your job guhl! :biggrin:

    ACT this weekend. Last one. :phew: We tested out! :zzz:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    256 & you prolly SmudGed her makeup too :kona:
    257
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Any reason. Give her ANY reason to stay home. They had a bomb threat she calling me tombout Dad coming for me. This man work clear cross town…and the threat BEEN canceled.
    ___________________________

    dis why i cant stand lil girl chirren :no:
    :rofl: :heart: :hahaha:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I saw you font she was looking atcho gloves
    _____________

    Yeah they was tryna ride me say I do too much.. :rofl: You know its 35 them heffas STILL wearing hoodies! :no: But when I came back she was taking selfies in my chit tho. :hahaha: Tombout she need her nails done. Girl they had me laughing so bad last night.

  • luVn_liFe…

    ACT this weekend.
    ~~
    Oy VEI. The testing and High school was so stressful for me with mineZ. Broke my back for him, only to leave the university. DAMN Muddacunt i shouldn't be supporting his thin ass now for this!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    ACT this weekend. Last one. :phew: We tested out! :zzz:

    :cheer: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :dance: That's what I'm talmbout! :waves:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    B like, You know I can’t get my brain to work. it’s SEW OUT I caint think.
    I need to go lay down with her back hand cross her forehead
    ____________

    And then something truly stupid and dont matter like: "plus Ma! :cell: I be having to pee and stuff :eek: shewwww"

    I be like :huh: what that got to do with :facepalm:

    LMAOOOOOOO My girl. :heart:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    But when I came back she was taking selfies in my chit tho. :hahaha:

    :crying1: Busted! :rofl:
    :love:
    :gossip: Imma see what I can send you for her stuffing her stocking :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :think: What If I bake A cake No FROSTING :bounce:
    silver lining right??

  • luVn_liFe…

    “plus Ma! :cell: I be having to pee and stuff :eek: shewwww”
    ~~~~~
    CRINE,Teens!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Uhhh oh..... Settle Down LuvLife :scared:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Poor DAT!
    ________

    WHO DAT!

    Poor DAT!

    :hahaha:

    This remind me of that time I sold a Movado to a man and was on HIGH bout that bonus and his stank wife made him brang it back like two days later :crying1: :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Uhhh oh….. Settle Down LuvLife
    ~~~~
    :phew: Im GoodT.

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    his stank wife made him brang it back like two days later
    _________________________

    DAT bish! :mad: :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Oy VEI. The testing and High school was so stressful for me with mineZ. Broke my back for him, only to leave the university. DAMN Muddacunt i shouldn’t be supporting his thin ass now for this!
    ______________

    :eek: Wait he sorry! Diddy quit too! But Mama he MADE IT! :hahaha:

    Dont rememeber nothing *men in Black pen* leave Nephew be. :hahaha:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Uhhh oh….. Settle Down LuvLife
    ____________________

    aint she highly strung'd! :bite:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Now Im looking for a decent hoopty for him, aint happening. Ima have to spend MORE then I wanted on a car for him :angry:
    His behind should been on somebody's campus,leaving me BE!

  • luVn_liFe…

    Dont rememeber nothing *men in Black pen* leave Nephew be. :hahaha:
    ~~~~
    :whistle: to this day this is a SOUR Point in the house. Hubby was fire about this. BUT he better not evah say a word.
    Hubby almost got stabbed bout my child.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    ALL the superduper Billionaire EntraHPrenuerZ ain't finish ONE year of college :kona:

    :nite: #audi5000g :steer: *snickers*

  • luVn_liFe…

    ALL the superduper Billionaire EntraHPrenuerZ ain’t finish ONE year of college :kona:
    ~~~~~
    EYE Know, I still have hope for him and EYE! He knows when he hits big I want my money :hahaha:
    he's in school p/t :rolleyes:

  • ambersky

    Hi Everyone!!

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    *removes all sharpened implements from blog* :scared:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    Nite DTTS! :hi:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :yawn: later smurfette. I guess I should go too. Bake this cake :pizza:
    Or NOT
    :shrug:

  • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Come Through Nancy Drew :nun:

    think i'll head out too.... :yawn:

    :nite: Luvie :hi: ...Nanook :tea:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    You aint finna find no hoopties right now. Not tax/xmas time. :no:

  • luVn_liFe…

    You aint finna find no hoopties right now. Not tax/xmas time.
    ~~~~~
    AHHHHHHH DUMB ME! DUH,Makes sense! :think: I guess he can wait til Aug. It should get better then?

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Hubby almost got stabbed bout my child.
    _____________

    I dolphin laffed I know you was SOW serrus :rofl: Goodnight yall. :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :nite: NANCY

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I guess he can wait til Aug
    _______________

    :wtf: He can build a car with legos by then :rofl: NO! Like March. Ballers be broke by then. :yes:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :bye: B. ERRYBODY :nite:

  • luVn_liFe…

    He can build a car with legos by then
    ~~~~~
    OMfGG!!!! :dead: OK Fine! later GATOR :winky:

  • GellySammich

    So BET townhall. Y'all watching? :eek: David Banner just got a lil sexy to me.

  • YunginGee

    :hi:

  • dandee

    :dance: Im in like Flynn!

  • Just Looking

    :waves: @ Fancy Nancy - Did make the recipe I sent you?

    Also love your photo...Nice smile :tea:

    Seriously

  • Just Looking

    Oy VEI. The testing and High school was so stressful for me with mineZ. Broke my back for him, only to leave the university. DAMN Muddacunt i shouldn’t be supporting his thin ass now for this!

    =============
    Mazel tov

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Way too much photshop :nono: Gab "break a Union" has always been beautiful :tea: But this bytch still needs to have a seat beneath the bleachers .... Bloop !

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I can't get into the tranny Rupaul look these days... what ever happen to earth tones... the natural look ? :tea:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I just saw commercial with Gumby in it, ya'll remember that :rofl: Why I instantly thought of Iggy :crying1: why lawd .... the Rose garden has poisoned my brain

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Jenny :2dance:

    :welcome: to the newbies :eek:

    :rules: Tell us about yourself(by sunrise) <---SR said so! :yes:

    :hi: and agane :welcome:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    DTS :yahoo: :danban:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Newbies awwwwwww shyt :yahoo: :buttshake:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    Hey newbies :waves:

    Give us a short bio :yes:

    It just dawned on me I've made it a year in the Rose Garden :yahoo:

    Goodmorning everybody :waves:

  • kamadiva

    Good morning, All!!! :hi:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :yawn: Is it Friday Yet :yawn:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @San I wish :eek: When I got up this morning my only thought was "I cant wait to come back home and go to bed"

  • San ah make ya dance

    I hate those kind of days. Been awhile since one of those :no:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    I just realized my daughter's program is tonight :crying:

    Is it tacky for me to let her sing then we leave? :thinking:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    San and Blanche :happy: :kiss:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Kamdiva :hug:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    Jenie :happy:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :kiss: Jenie

  • bama_n_jersey

    Mornting...@San :yes: Thankfully today is my Friday

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    :yawn: sitting at my desk looking at this work. ion feel like doing none of this ish :facepalm:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    User Friendly says:

    :yawn: sitting at my desk looking at this work. ion feel like doing none of this ish :facepalm:
    .................

    :cosign:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Krispy Kreme having a buy one dozen get one free offer for tomorrow. 12/12--the day of the dozens. :pizza: bish bout to go before AND after work :ashamed:

    dont judge me :nono:

    mite have to slide by there at lunchtime too :think:

  • kamadiva

    Morning, Blanch, San, Jenie and User!!!

    I can't wait for the day to be over as well! ION have that much to do and don't feel like doing that!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Kama I have two things to do right now (boss is out at a breakfast meeting and none of the attorneys have bothered to show up yet) and Im still being lazy :crying:

    hear my cry!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqU4jzOjp3s Afiya says FOH :chase:

    :hug: Good Morning Roses :heart:

    So yall :pray: for me, they done brought this loud mouth chick in my trailer and I really think she wants to challenge me for these mens :hahaha: byotch done bumped her head, I don't fukk wit none of these niggas like that :nono: so you wasting your time playing games with me, byotch, I's murried, what's your excuse? FOH!! :chase:

    :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Bout to see what's popping on USAJOBS :thinking: BRB !!! :steer:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    :newpost: Mawning!! :waves:

  • kamadiva

    After Thanksgiving, it is always downhill for me! Just waiting for my vacation - Two Weeks off!!! :danban:

    I have two big reports, but they not due until next week...so they gone continue to sit for a minute!