Elle Varner

I love this song. Blue-eyed soul singer Elle Varner ponders the mysteries of the heart in the music video for her new break-up anthem "Cold Case". In the video, directed by Lenny Bass, Varner writhes and slithers all over a handsome chocolate dreamboat as she agonizes over the fallacies of romantic love.

    Aww Dopamine love is such a beautiful thing
    So fucking beautiful...
    Especially in the beginning
    When everyone's so happy
    And so honest, and so real and...
    Loving and affectionate
    And cared for you
    And Not cheating on you, not fucking some other bitch

  • Beta

    :|

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    :tea:

  • MissArtist

    When did Elle Varner turn white :huh:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    :| :no: :|

  • luVn_liFe…

    OH.

  • luVn_liFe…

    TAKEN it's the first post on page two (Celeb's Out and About)

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    wayment :huh:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    SF Jake voice: Elle is black soooooooooooooooo :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :whistle:
    I got no goosebumps or nothing :tea:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    Butter gone have her son going up there like Kevin Hart
    Lil Butter >>> :kona: IT’s About to go down The teacher :rolleyes: FOH LIL BUTTER
    Lil Butter :shock: You know what my mama told me to MIND MY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*N CHILD BUSINESS BUT YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET CUSSED SLAP THE **** OUT YOU OLD RAGGEDY BISH… OLE DON’T KNOW IS CONTAGIOUS AND AIN’T CONTAGIOUS THOT… OLE BEETLE BUG IN THE FACE LOOKING HOE OLE I CAN’T TEACH PAST THE 5TH GRADE YAMP :angry:
    Butter face when she get called and told what he said :ashamed:
    Lil Butter on punishment :whip:
    Lil Butter getting slick at the mouth “OH! OH! SO YOU GONE BEAT ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU SAID BUT DID’T NOBODY SAY NOTHING WHEN YOU WAS WALKING ON NIGGAS BYKES IN HOTEL ROOMS :huh: GET THE HAIL ON MAMA :chase:

  • Unshakable

    @MissArtist,

    I'm glad you said it, cause I thought I was illin fah real when I saw that spryte. Was like :blink:

  • Time to Waste

    When did Elle Varner turn white :huh:
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    :rofl:

  • Locapoca

    Im confused Perhaps the Jello shots are playing tricks on my eyes. :wtf: is this? This looked like an advertisement for Blacks on Blondes

  • luVn_liFe…

    UMMH ...Varner writhes and slithers all over a handsome chocolate dreamboat as she agonizes over the fallacies of romantic love.
    ~~~~

  • MissArtist

    @Unshakable
    Yeah I'm real confused.

  • SummerBaby

    :huh: :tea:

  • Time to Waste

    Did K. Michelle write the post!? :blink:

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    This looked like an advertisement for Blacks on Blondes
    ________________

    this looks like an ad for slavery :kona:

    shaka zulu up there cant be no more than 16 years old. this is a sprite teacher's fantasy about her student, DaQuan on the varsity team.

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    So nobody can even get to the part where we listen to the song bc we are hung up on the fact that Elle isn’t white???
    SR remember when she was beefing with KMichelle over a dude (Meek MILL???) AND they once were besties. WORK BESTIES… :rofl:

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    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA
    Post a pic of Elle's sexy azz. :eek:

  • Locapoca

    Time to Waste says:

    Did K. Michelle write the post!?
    ^^^^^
    :rofl: That's the real gag right there! Who wrote this? Who are these people? Elle done pulled a Tiny and got eye color transplants, skin bleach and Blonde weave :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I only made it through some seconds :lol:

    I thought Elle would've shown up later. Yall saying they don't show her? Only the white girl?

  • SummerBaby

    this looks like an ad for slavery
    shaka zulu up there cant be no more than 16 years old. this is a sprite teacher’s fantasy about her student, DaQuan on the varsity team.
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    :rofl:

  • Time to Waste

    shaka zulu up there cant be no more than 16 years old. this is a sprite teacher’s fantasy about her student, DaQuan on the varsity team.
    ---------------
    :dead:

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    SR wrote it! :yes:
    But sometimes she sees folks differently than how we do :rofl:

  • Locapoca

    MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor's #1 prayer warrior :pray: says:

    So nobody can even get to the part where we listen to the song bc we are hung up on the fact that Elle isn’t white???

    ^^^^^
    :nono: That IS NOT the part where we are confused. We are confused by the part where Auntie or K Michelle wrote "In the video, directed by Lenny Bass, Varner writhes and slithers all over a handsome chocolate dreamboat as she agonizes over the fallacies of romantic love."

  • MissArtist

    @Time to Waste
    This here video...the write-up. I mean I just don't even know where to start.

  • Locapoca

    I expected to Varner all over this piece of Chocolate. Not Becky

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    I am going to do the education ya’ll and watch the video :lol:
    The white lady Is actress in the video… man is actor…. Elle issanging….. looks artistic in nature.. the black vs white…
    Song is ok…. I appreciate the fact that she chose another person to be in the video but …she should have been in it… she looks abetter… she could have had a white or Spanish man

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    So nobody can even get to the part where we listen to the song
    ____________________

    Wouldnt play for me at work so I put it on my phone. she got this boy dressed like he work for Paula Deen (like slave) then 2 seconds later he is nekkid. now Im going to jail for watching this statutory rape video :facepalm:

    wait whats these chains in this video for :eek:

  • Time to Waste

    'We are confused by the part where Auntie or K Michelle wrote'
    -----------------
    I :love: y'all heauxs!

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    :shocked: OH, NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN ERRBODY IS A rOAD sCHowler, huh?!?!?!

    <---not EYE SR! NOT EYE! :D

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    @U i am watching it on my cell too :dead: she could have kept it

  • Unshakable

    So did Elle cover this song up or no? Or is this a song that gives spryte women the green light to start trollin the school yard for young nrown skinted tenderonis?

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    Goes to listen to K Michelle

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Not sure if yall been paying attention, but Bob McCullogh (the prosecutor that helped lynch Michael Brown) has admitted in an interview that he KNEW that witness #40 was lying.

    In case you don't know, witness #40 was the only witness to agree with Darren Wilson's fairy tale. She is a racist and known liar. She didn't even witness the crime. Despite him knowing it was a lie, he has said he won't prosecute her for perjury.

    Admitting her on while knowing she was lying is a crime. Now they are "investigating" him.

    Just an update for those that care.

  • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

    Hey guys!!! I like Elle. Cute girl. Anyway y'all have a good weekend. I'm going back to taking selfies with the baby. Lol.

  • Unshakable

    @topic,

    Reminds me of when C&C Music Factory used Martha Washingtons vocals to sing the "Everybody Dance Now" part, but had a tall, slim molla-esque wan lip syncing the words. :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    :earphones: WANT SOME MO WANT SOME MO :danban1: WANT SOME MORE… When they start talking crazy that’s I know they :eek: WANT SOME MORE… I’m in dis bish I’m getting MONAAAAAY :dance:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    Who that pink lip dude :smh:

    *let me go read*

  • MissArtist

    I mean the chains, the black and white. I saw something shaped like a noose. He straight up looks like a real clean slave boy in the beginning with that crisp white shirt. Then he goes to the hat to protect him from the sun. That white woman is plain and ugly and old looking as the day as long. Wow just wow.

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    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Not sure if yall been paying attention, but Bob McCullogh (the prosecutor that helped lynch Michael Brown) has admitted in an interview that he KNEW that witness #40 was lying.

    In case you don’t know, witness #40 was the only witness to agree with Darren Wilson’s fairy tale. She is a racist and known liar. She didn’t even witness the crime. Despite him knowing it was a lie, he has said he won’t prosecute her for perjury.

    Admitting her on while knowing she was lying is a crime. Now they are “investigating” him.

    Just an update for those that care.

    What's next??? :bounce:
    Is there any legal way to bring him and her up on charges?

  • SummerBaby

    Reminds me of when C&C Music Factory used Martha Washingtons vocals to sing the “Everybody Dance Now” part, but had a tall, slim molla-esque wan lip syncing the words.
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    I remember that :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    @MAN yes I have been following it still. Problem is all of this is being revealed but what will actually happed? Trust me I am not a pessimist but unless they have another grand jury and CONVICT him this posturing is all for nothing because in the end they won. It would be too late to do it now bc like Zimmerman ..Daren Wilson has supporters.

  • Time to Waste

    Just an update for those that care.
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    I care and thanks!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

    Auntie been hacked by Korea?
    Elle is a redbone.

  • Time to Waste

    Taken; you know Berg did that song :yes:

    :danban1:

  • Unshakable

    @DTTS,

    Although they are as guilty as Judas, we both know that the powers that be will find all sorts of loopholes to make sure they don't have to give account for what they have done. They are still the ringleaders of this circus. I wish they would get stuck in a clown car.

    But seriously though, ain't nothin changed from the 40s and 50s. Nothin. We still in shackles on seaux mannie levels.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I’m going back to taking selfies with the baby. Lol.
    :love:

    :pc:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @MISTAKEN
    "@MAN yes I have been following it still. Problem is all of this is being revealed but what will actually happed? Trust me I am not a pessimist but unless they have another grand jury and CONVICT him this posturing is all for nothing because in the end they won. It would be too late to do it now bc like Zimmerman ..Daren Wilson has supporters."
    ______________

    I don't really know what next. Sadly, regarding the "justice" sytem (aka new Jim Crow) I doubt much comes of it. At most he may have to step down. That would be good tho.

    They have already pulled 4 other cases where he "sought an indictment against a cop and failed." Trying to see if they can transcripts.

    This chit been set up for these yts and pigs for a long time anyway.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    Funniest thing I read by a child: :lol:

    Little girl got this mean look on her face :( Momma asks her what's wrong, little girl says: 'Teacher gon ask me to read the next section :huh: like Bitch, did you see me raise my hand?'.

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Auntie been hacked by Korea?
    Elle is a redbone.
    ______________

    She one of the baddest hoes out there! :yes:
    She need one of them NBA players tho cause she too tall. But that bytch is FINE tho!
    F
    I
    N
    E!
    :eek:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    :whistle: I don’t need a dozen roses.. you don’t got a wine and dine .. I don’t need a pretty poem..getting all emotional.. you gotta beg for it beg for it.. I wanna see you looking up GET ON YOUR KNEES :huh:

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    KC :yahoo: :hug:
    =========================================
    Blanche, it's sad...

  • inter_loop

    Here we go. Is this the female Justin Timberlake?

    I don't understand how so many of us jump aboard these alabaster-soul-train-wagons so quickly. Maybe I should give the song a listen before being so judgmental, but everyday I'm judged on sight and it's getting boring.

  • Time to Waste

    I don’t understand how so many of us jump aboard these alabaster-soul-train-wagons so quickly. Maybe I should give the song a listen before being so judgmental, but everyday I’m judged on sight and it’s getting boring.
    --------------------------
    Bruh!
    Elle is singing! Not in the video!

  • Unshakable

    @MisTake,

    Harpo, who dose peepa in yo gravi? They besta leave you alone.

    So, here is a random thoght. Harpo is Oprah spelled in reverse. Ms. Sophia controlled Harpo in every single sense of the word. :rofl:

    I wonder does she have Stedman's manberries in her back pocket or Hermes wallet as well? :think:

  • Locapoca

    inter_loop says:

    Here we go. Is this the female Justin Timberlake?

    ^^^^^^
    :hahaha: I snorted Interloop do not let your eyes deceive you. Press Play

  • SummerBaby

    I don’t understand how so many of us jump aboard these alabaster-soul-train-wagons so quickly. Maybe I should give the song a listen before being so judgmental, but everyday I’m judged on sight and it’s getting boring.
    ----------------------
    This I agree with :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Do the Homework first Loopy! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Harpo is Oprah spelled in reverse.

    YEW is 20 yrs late :facepalm: :hug:
    Dontchew be embarrassing us agane :rules:

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Loop so racist yall! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Harpo is Oprah spelled in reverse.

    YEW is 20 yrs late
    __________________________

    :rofl:
    she like 30 yrs too late!

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    :lol:

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    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Harpo is Oprah spelled in reverse.

    YEW is 20 yrs late
    __________________________

    :rofl:
    she like 30 yrs too late!

    :gossip: Prolly, texting all her friends with the news!
    :kona:

    Unshakable :hug:

  • Unshakable

    @DTTS,

    Again? What I dew the first time go round? And I prefaced it with "random thought" :rofl:

    I just wanted to share it with you guys. One of the few times I have a blog faux pas and you bout ready to present me with the Radio Award! :nono:

    @Man,

    Don't come roundst these parts stirrin up dust nah! Gone on...git! : hug: and :rofl:

  • SummerBaby

    :offtopic:
    Anybody ever date a person that works a different shift than them. Any tips on how to deal w/that?

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    Unshakable says:

    @DTTS,

    Again? What I dew the first time go round? And I prefaced it with “random thought” :rofl:
    :heart:
    :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    she like 30 yrs too late!

    :gossip: Prolly, texting all her friends with the news!
    ~~~~~~~
    :crying: leWEEP

  • inter_loop

    I'm not racist. My best friend's girlfriend cousin's mother is white.

  • luVn_liFe…

    . One of the few times I have a blog faux pas and you bout ready to present me with the Radio Award!
    ~~~~~~
    :ghost:
    lmaoooooo

  • Unshakable

    @DTTS,

    @No, I didn't tell all my friends...just the roses on the blog. I do have my limits and standards. :hahaha:

    @RoseGarden,

    So where can I find real jeans for a good reasonable price? I don't want those jeggings or jeans with lyocell in them.

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    SummerBaby says:

    :offtopic:
    Anybody ever date a person that works a different shift than them. Any tips on how to deal w/that?

    I never have :no:
    :thinking:
    What're the days/hours?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    *raises hand: Me Summer, my husband works at night

    Let me :think: HOW do I deal with it?

    :yahoo:

    :kona:

  • Time to Waste

    I’m not racist. My best friend’s girlfriend cousin’s mother is white.
    -------------------
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    :hahaha: @ Loopy :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    inter_loop says:I’m not racist. My best friend’s girlfriend cousin’s mother is white.
    ~~~~
    and THEN! :hahaha: lmaoooo this time of day/week is always THEE Best for laughs.
    I guess we start getting delirious ! :lol:

  • Locapoca

    One of the few times I have a blog faux pas
    ^^^^^
    Its ok Unshake :hug:. Luvie and a few others lit my azz up and gave me the "dumb comment of the day award" :trophy: When I thought Bey was walking around with cracked sunglasses lens for fashion purposes :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    inter_loop says:

    I’m not racist. My best friend’s girlfriend cousin’s mother is white.

    :rofl:
    ==================
    Unshakable,
    What's $reasonable?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Anybody ever date a person that works a different shift than them. Any tips on how to deal w/that?
    ___________________

    :ha: :haha:

    That nigga bout to get away with MURDER! I ain't know they still fell for the "I-got-a-phucked-up-shift" lie! :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    where can I find real jeans for a good reasonable price? I don’t want those jeggings or jeans with lyocell in them.\
    ~~~~
    that's a good question UNSHAKE. Ewwh NO Jeggings! I cant remember the last time I purchased a pair of jeans.
    I have at least a 100 pair :think:

  • Unshakable

    @Summer,

    Have a backup boo thang. Entertain one in the mornin and one in the evening. You have the best of both worlds. I kid, I kid.

    Seriously though.......talk it thru with this person and if possible set out some quality time that's pretty much allocated for each other. Comminicate this to him and make sure your needs are being met.

  • SummerBaby

    I normally work 7:00 am -3:30 pm. He works 11:00pm - 7:00 am & we don't live together.

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    Anybody ever date a person that works a different shift than them. Any tips on how to deal w/that?
    __________________

    yeah, you deal with it the same as a long distance relationship.

    we just fizzled out after while.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Locapoca says:

    One of the few times I have a blog faux pas
    ^^^^^
    Its ok Unshake :hug:. Luvie and a few others lit my azz up and gave me the “dumb comment of the day award” :trophy: When I thought Bey was walking around with cracked sunglasses lens for fashion purposes :kona:

    NAW NAW NAW. Tell the truth and shame the :twisted: !!!!
    YEW was trying to create a 'business plan' making those broken glasses. Tyrin to blind folks :kona:
    :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    others lit my azz up and gave me the “dumb comment of the day award” :trophy: When I thought Bey was walking around with cracked sunglasses lens for fashion purposes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BWAhahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!! omggggg LOCO that was hella FUNNY!
    :rofl: :rofl: and STILL IS! :hahaha:
    :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @LOOP
    "I’m not racist. My best friend’s girlfriend cousin’s mother is white.
    ——————-
    But I ain't say you was racist against whites tho? :eek:
    Only people who phuck other races aren't racist. :coffee:

  • Locapoca

    Time to Waste says:

    I’m not racist. My best friend’s girlfriend cousin’s mother is white.

    ^^^^^
    :lol: This is what the Sprites be saying to our faces "Im not racisit My best friends uncles cousins wife is black" ....... They be the main ones going to Zimmerman and Wilson's go Fund me site and got the Klan Hood in their garage :hahaha:

  • Unshakable

    @Locomotion,

    Chile, won't the roses do it bae? Guhl, no more.....one Radio Award is enough..... :rofl:

    And you know it had.to be DTTS to get it started.......would have ben like a day without a snick snack fah her. :hug: for DTTS you know I lubs you and was crackin up though!

  • luVn_liFe…

    Unshakable says:

    @Summer,Have a backup boo thang
    ~~~~
    Shaken, I am AUUGH palled at chu! :shock:

  • Locapoca

    YEW was trying to create a ‘business plan’ making those broken glasses. Tyrin to blind folks
    ^^^^^
    :chase:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    Anybody ever date a person that works a different shift than them. Any tips on how to deal w/that?
    __________________
    Nah we married Butweek day living/working in separate states :ghost:
    @Interloop :fistbump: MY NUCCA :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Unshakable
    I like Ann Taylor Loft blue jeans now :yes: I like the way they fit. They go for $60, but they usually have a 40% sale or something, which brings them down to about 40 bucks. They make nice cords too :yes:

  • Unshakable

    @DTTS,

    I am looking at 40-60 dolla range.....I wanna be like luvn and have a mean jean game. If I want legging, I'll go to forever 21. I refuse to pay top dollar for faux jeans. That is a no bueno fah real.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Guhl, no more…..one Radio Award is enough….. :rofl:

    :crying1:

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    Only people who phuck other races aren’t racist.
    ________________

    what?

    :lol: laughing in advance cuz I already know the answer is about to be ignant.

  • luVn_liFe…

    I refuse to pay top dollar for faux jeans. That is a no bueno fah real
    ~~~~
    ARE Jeggings expensive???? aren't they like spandex, tights???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Unshakable,
    Check to see where there is A Loft near you. They have nice clothes, that I can dress up or down :yes:

  • Locapoca

    Unshakable says:

    @Locomotion,

    Chile, won’t the roses do it bae? Guhl, no more…..one Radio Award is enough…..

    And you know it had.to be DTTS to get it started…….would have ben like a day without a snick snack fah her. for DTTS you know I lubs you and was crackin up though!

    ^^^^^^
    YES! these Roses will get you all the way together I was all kinds of :shame: and :wail: and finally I was like fukk it! It was dumb and I said it :trophy: <<<< Me smiling with my trophy but I cant see because I have shards of glass on my eye

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    User Friendly says:

    Only people who phuck other races aren’t racist.
    ________________

    what?

    :lol: laughing in advance cuz I already know the answer is about to be ignant.

    :rofl: We encourage him too much :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :rofl: :crying: lmaooo :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    It was dumb and I said it :trophy: <<<< Me smiling with my trophy but I cant see because I have shards of glass on my eye

    :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

    THAT is still sooo funny :rofl:

  • SummerBaby

    :ha: :haha:

    That nigga bout to get away with MURDER! I ain’t know they still fell for the “I-got-a-phucked-up-shift” lie! :rofl:
    --------------------
    :eek: he really does work that shift. You about to have me stalking/checking up on him. :tea:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    Most of my work slacks are Anne Taylor and Loft.. got some Limited. I really a this leopard cardigan in Limited. It’ s PERFECT. The right kind of leopard. Not the cheap looking one. They always only have XS or L… I need a medium :wails: I am going to go byke this weekend. They are on sale for $29. They were $60. I got few things to get :thinking:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    < oh this Yandy and Mona Scott.. i forgot... lemme change it.. but i will let you see it first

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    SummerBaby says:

    I normally work 7:00 am -3:30 pm. He works 11:00pm – 7:00 am & we don’t live together.

    YOU gonna have to work OT in the love dept. :yes:
    Keep his attn, maybe schedule some quickies on lunch times, or you go in late one morning JUST to make him happy when he gets home, then you go to work... :shrug:
    It can work though :yes:

  • A.J.

    Ok so I met a few friends for lunch. One of my friends comes from getting a haircut. We at the table and I notice the nigga got some bad dandruff. So I say hey you may wanna go to the restroom and look at your cut. He says why but I didn't wanna divulge but hell everybody see that chit too cuz we aint no Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder round here...you have dandruff everywhere!! Dis nigga said it was gray hairs :wtf: Nigga I have gray specs of hair in my head but my chit clean!! I got my haircut earlier this morning(I make my barber wrap my head up in a damp warm towel w/Tea tree oil after he's done)

    Moral of the story: NIGGAS HATE TO BE CALLED OUT!!

    Ole dirty, dusty ass nigga coming around folks food/drinks with dandruff all in the atmosphere. I moved to the bar :tea:

  • CaliYoruba

    @SummerBaby... When I dated years ago, I worked regular day shift hours and he worked at a gas station overnight. It was hard b/c he slept most of the day. So we just had to make sure we synched on certain days or I would visit him & bring him dinner to work. We'd already been dating a few years tho :shrug:

  • A.J.

    Top of the afternoon to everybody!! :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    AJ, he'en KNOW who he was about to eat with-YOU. :rofl:

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    ewww AJ!

  • SummerBaby

    Thanks for all the tips! Y'all know I'm a Leo so it's driving me crazy. I can't stand to be 2nd even to his sleep. :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Okidokie I think I'm about to blow this popcorn stand :D

    :bye: Good Night

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @SUMMER
    "That nigga bout to get away with MURDER! I ain’t know they still fell for the “I-got-a-phucked-up-shift” lie!
    ——————–
    he really does work that shift. You about to have me stalking/checking up on him. "
    ______________

    I'm just sayin! It's a built in excuse for not spending time with you at any point! Most conveinant thing in the world. My cousin had one of those shifts.

    Wound up with two "shift babies." :rofl:

  • A.J.

    AJ, he’en KNOW who he was about to eat with-YOU.
    ______________
    I'm getting to the point I don't even wanna eat with folks no mo. It's sad.

  • Locapoca

    <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Okidokie I think I’m about to blow this popcorn stand

    Good Night

    ^^^^^
    :bye: DTTS

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @A.J.
    "Ok so I met a few friends for lunch. One of my friends comes from getting a haircut. We at the table and I notice the nigga got some bad dandruff. So I say hey you may wanna go to the restroom and look at your cut. He says why but I didn’t wanna divulge but hell everybody see that chit too cuz we aint no Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder round here…you have dandruff everywhere!! Dis nigga said it was gray hairs Nigga I have gray specs of hair in my head but my chit clean!! I got my haircut earlier this morning(I make my barber wrap my head up in a damp warm towel w/Tea tree oil after he’s done)

    Moral of the story: NIGGAS HATE TO BE CALLED OUT!!

    Ole dirty, dusty ass nigga coming around folks food/drinks with dandruff all in the atmosphere. I moved to the bar
    __________________________

    :facepalm:
    Why u put him on blast like that tho?

  • A.J.

    ewww AJ!
    _________
    Beyond :vomit:

  • Locapoca

    I’m just sayin! It’s a built in excuse for not spending time with you at any point! Most conveinant thing in the world. My cousin had one of those shifts.

    Wound up with two “shift babies.”
    ^^^^^
    :dead: at Shift Babies :facepalm:

  • Time to Waste

    Only people who phuck other races aren’t racist. :coffee:
    ---------------
    :rofl:

    Come on!!!

  • SummerBaby

    @Man
    You're right.

  • Locapoca

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @A.J.
    “Ok so I met a few friends for lunch. One of my friends comes from getting a haircut. We at the table and I notice the nigga got some bad dandruff. So I say hey you may wanna go to the restroom and look at your cut. He says why but I didn’t wanna divulge but hell everybody see that chit too cuz we aint no Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder round here…you have dandruff everywhere!! Dis nigga said it was gray hairs Nigga I have gray specs of hair in my head but my chit clean!! I got my haircut earlier this morning(I make my barber wrap my head up in a damp warm towel w/Tea tree oil after he’s done)

    Moral of the story: NIGGAS HATE TO BE CALLED OUT!!

    Ole dirty, dusty ass nigga coming around folks food/drinks with dandruff all in the atmosphere. I moved to the bar
    __________________________

    Why u put him on blast like that tho?

    ^^^^^
    He didnt want that dandruff all up in his drink like :koolaid2:

  • inter_loop

    We didn't get our 40 Acres and Mule, but Bill Cosby got 20 white women and a career.....

    I don't know who's winning?

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    A.J. :stop: going to lunch with folks :crying1: They not on your level :rofl:
    So my daughter never called me when she got off the bus but she normally does this when hubby gets home. I just called her :no: no answer. Straight to vm. So then I call the house phone and some MAN answers the phone. I say who is this. He said who is this?? I hang up and immediately all my husband and say are you home??? He says pulling up. I say have you talked to Taken9.99 he says no?? So now I am :woohoo: PANICKED… I tell him what happened and he goes HAAAAA :ha: SIKE I met her at the bus stop and took her out to eat. It was me on the phone disguising my voice. I hung up.

  • A.J.

    Why u put him on blast like that tho?
    ______________
    Why he didn't take care of that before coming to a lunch table? He was warned to go the restroom. I'm not one for a lot of questions. You got to let folks know. I don't want anyone around me with bad dandruff; one swift movement and the chit in your food/drink. :no:

  • A.J.

    It was me on the phone disguising my voice. I hung up.
    ___________
    Taken it's ok to swing on hubby when yall alone. This day in age, ain't no playing!!

  • Unshakable

    @Luvie,

    I know you hold me to a higher standard, but for that comment, I was into my feelings because that Radio Award has my name on it fah today. I am back to my usual self.......it was one of my "human" moments. Love me in spite of mahself.

    DTTS,

    I thought ATL made cheap jeans and had joined the stretch jean movement. Their cords are paper thin too......nothin like tge real cords of the 80s and 90s. They must be gettin a killin offa Pax's relatives who work at the sweatshops. Makin a killin cuttin corners like that, but still wanna charge full price.

  • SummerBaby

    They must be gettin a killin offa Pax’s relatives who work at the sweatshops. Makin a killin cuttin corners like that, but still wanna charge full price.
    ---------------
    :dead: :hahaha:

  • A.J.

    They not on your level :rofl:
    ________
    It's about being clean :yes: Sure I love my TF soap/deodorant but I don't expect others to do the same. The dollar store soap and Tussy will do just fine :tea:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    A.J. I was like (in my mind) you just got home. You basically on PROBATION.. BEAR LEE STILL MARRIED :dead: :rofl: Lemme stop playing. I love he. I missed he. But he should not be playing like that :spank:
    I was halfway out the door. Chileeeee :steer: let me clear off this desk so I can go home

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    Mr. Take play too much :spank: I would have probably dialed 9-1-1 and had the swat team out there :smh: thats scary.

    I got my son some jeans with the suspenders like your hubby. he finna bring home a wife looking girl :nun:

  • A.J.

    You basically on PROBATION.. BEAR LEE STILL MARRIED
    _____________
    Hell naw :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @A.J.
    "Why u put him on blast like that tho?
    ______________
    Why he didn’t take care of that before coming to a lunch table? He was warned to go the restroom. I’m not one for a lot of questions. You got to let folks know. I don’t want anyone around me with bad dandruff; one swift movement and the chit in your food/drink."
    ______________________

    You still coulda pulled him to the side or something. :shrugs:
    Just ruthless with a brotha...

  • CaliYoruba

    So whose all working next week because CLEARLY most of us are off already??? :rofl:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Taken it’s ok to swing on hubby when yall alone.
    _____________

    :lol: dont send Mrs. T home to get fugged up. face swole like that episode of Martin talmbout but AJ said....

  • Locapoca

    A.J. says:

    Why u put him on blast like that tho?
    ______________
    Why he didn’t take care of that before coming to a lunch table? He was warned to go the restroom. I’m not one for a lot of questions. You got to let folks know. I don’t want anyone around me with bad dandruff; one swift movement and the chit in your food/drink.
    ^^^^^
    Aj & Friend: Its so good to see you :cheers: Glad we could meet up

    Aj: :blink: I think you need to go to the bathroom.

    Friend: Ah man that's nothing but some gray hair nothing some Just for Men Gel cant fix :ashamed:

    AJ: Just for Men? Nigga You need some Sulfer 8! Im taking my azz to the bar the hell with this! :cuss:

    This is what happened in my head :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @MISTAKEN
    "So my daughter never called me when she got off the bus but she normally does this when hubby gets home. I just called her no answer. Straight to vm. So then I call the house phone and some MAN answers the phone. I say who is this. He said who is this?? I hang up and immediately all my husband and say are you home??? He says pulling up. I say have you talked to Taken9.99 he says no?? So now I am PANICKED… I tell him what happened and he goes HAAAAA SIKE I met her at the bus stop and took her out to eat. It was me on the phone disguising my voice. I hung up."
    ______________

    :rofl:
    :ha: :haha:

    That's phucked up but sound like something I would do!

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    SummerBaby says:

    I normally work 7:00 am -3:30 pm. He works 11:00pm – 7:00 am & we don’t live together.

    YOU gonna have to work OT in the love dept. :yes:
    Keep his attn, maybe schedule some quickies on lunch times, or you go in late one morning JUST to make him happy when he gets home, then you go to work… :shrug:
    It can work though :yes:
    -----------
    Looking at the schedule you have between around 5-10pm to do couple stuff when you are working. So if you don't live with him give him permission to com crash at your place after work so when you get off at 3:30 he will be there, he would have had time to sleep while you gone. Text him like an hour before you get home and tell him to be showered and waiting. Do that vice versa as well... And yes do stuff like right after work yall catch a early dinner or a movie and canoodle in the movies. plan a slick sick together and just connect. :shrug:

  • Time to Waste

    So whose all working next week
    ------------------
    Monday and Tuesday is all I can do

  • Unshakable

    @Cali...I am working next week.......unfortunately.

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    AJ friends gotta wear hairnets to go out with him. :rofl:

    sounds like he needs to baize from head to toe. like I tell my kids wash your whole butt and your butt hole too. warsh EVERYTHING! if you got it, wash it!

  • A.J.

    You still coulda pulled him to the side or something. :shrugs:
    Just ruthless with a brotha…
    ____________
    We're all friends. We should be able to say how we feel(we a hard bunch of folks). I wouldn't take offense at all. If it were me I would voluntarily leave when being pulled up/pay for a round of drinks for the crew. Catch em next time.

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    he would have had time to sleep while you gone
    _______________________

    I have a strong fear that I will give somebody my house keys and they will be slipping and sliding all on my king size bed with somebody else.

    If they aint paying bills they cant get a key either. :nono: but dont mind me, do what works for you.

  • A.J.

    :lol: Loca I don't know nothing bout sulfer 8.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @SUMMER

    You know he got a "Shift Boo" huh?
    :coffee:

  • A.J.

    AJ friends gotta wear hairnets to go out with him
    _________________
    It's a buzz cut like I keep mine. Ridiculous.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    @USER
    "he would have had time to sleep while you gone
    _______________________

    I have a strong fear that I will give somebody my house keys and they will be slipping and sliding all on my king size bed with somebody else.

    If they aint paying bills they cant get a key either. but dont mind me, do what works for you.
    __________________

    Shiiiiiiiiiiid. Paying bills = PERMISSION to cheat!
    I pay them bills you bet not even address me if you catch me cheating. Apologize for walking in and distrubing me. :yes:

  • Locapoca

    User Friendly says:

    AJ friends gotta wear hairnets to go out with him.

    sounds like he needs to baize from head to toe. like I tell my kids wash your whole butt and your butt hole too. warsh EVERYTHING! if you got it, wash it!

    ^^^^^
    :love: I like you . Sounds like some shyt my momma wouldve yelled at me. :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

    I got my son some jeans with the suspenders like your hubby. he finna bring home a wife looking girl
    ______________________________
    :rofl: He was SHARB in his khaki polo outfit... that byke :bow: Let me go buy some cups :nite: I will be here Mon, Tues and half a a day Wed

  • SummerBaby

    @Man
    You know you gonna have me asking him that. Saying I was talking to my homeboy & stuff since I can't say Man from the blog.

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    Shiiiiiiiiiiid. Paying bills = PERMISSION to cheat!
    I pay them bills you bet not even address me if you catch me cheating. Apologize for walking in and distrubing me
    ____________

    :lol: shuddup Man. you just be making stuff up. aint no way :nono:

  • Locapoca

    .J. says:

    Loca I don’t know nothing bout sulfer 8.

    ^^^^^
    Well it sounds like thats what he needs for Christmas! Its a Medicated Anti Dandruff Hair & Scalp treatment for controlling dandruff
    and relieving itchy scalp. Get him a gift basket with the works! Shampoo Conditioner, AND the grease! :hahaha:

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    I like you . Sounds like some shyt my momma wouldve yelled at me.
    ___________

    if left to their own devices my kids would take a SHOWER and stil come out with dry body parts. :huh: I send em right back in.

  • A.J.

    Get him a gift basket with the works! Shampoo Conditioner, AND the grease!
    _________
    Shiiiid, I wish I would buy another nigga grooming chit!!! Red-hot negative!! We almost make the same amount of money and it ain't no excuse!! From here on out I will call his ass DIRTY NIGGA in a joking way :kona: Gotta wife & kids setting a bad example for dem kids tho.

  • Locapoca

    User Friendly says:

    I like you . Sounds like some shyt my momma wouldve yelled at me.
    ___________

    if left to their own devices my kids would take a SHOWER and stil come out with dry body parts. I send em right back in.

    ^^^^^
    :rofl: Why do kids do this??? Is it a phase they go through?

  • SummerBaby

    :newpost:

  • lakiesha76

    They need to stop making music videos they are all stupid.