Chad Johnson and Crystal Bates

Former NFL player Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson and his longtime girlfriend Crystal Bates are expecting a baby together. Bates and Johnson met less than a year ago on Instagram. Johnson tweeted the joyous news to his followers on Twitter.com yesterday.

Chad Johnson and Crystal Bates

"I literally crushed my #WCW so much I created a new #WCW," he tweeted along with a sonogram of the fetus inside Bates.

Johnson, 37, has 4 children from previous relationships.

Bates, who has a daughter from a previous relationship, also posted sonograms of her fetus on her social media accounts. Bates revealed she is having another girl.

Chad Johnson and Crystal Bates

"I watched her play around, hide her lil [face] but the highlight of my day was watching her trying to find her mouth to such her thumb," she wrote on Instagram. "She didn't give up until she found out."

Last year around this time, Ochocinco flew a bevy of beauties (individually -- not all at the same time) to "audition" for him in his Miami home. Upon arrival the ladies were handed his personal credit card and driver's license to shop until they dropped.

Ochocinco's generous efforts apparently beared fruit, and he was able to find the one submissive woman who can tolerate his unique personality and love him for who he is.

Chad Johnson and Crystal Bates

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    • SummerBaby

      :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      chille

    • Beta

      :tea:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Chad is an interesting dude. He might smash the white girls but apparently he doesn't raw dog em. Sorta the opposite of Jamie Fox who likes to procreate with white girls but won't be seen in public with them.

    • Milky

      okay I guess!!!! :yawn:

    • Anna

      longtime girlfriend Crystal Bates are expecting a baby together. Bates and Johnson met less than a year ago on Instagram.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Longtime, a year ago???? This is what happens living in an "instant" world. A long time is less than a year.

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      She really thank she doing something after having his 8th child don't she? Her n amina going in a pIle together

    • KDub

      Bates, who has a daughter from a previous relationship, also posted sonograms of her fetus on her social media accounts.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She also working on getting her identity straight stolen. Crystal Bates DOB 6/10/81. Dumb hoe.

      On second thought she prolly got a -350 credit score. Dont nobody want your identity Crystal. My bad. :kona:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Oh, are they. Congrats. :)

      Well, Blog, The Wrapper is also expecting. :)
      .
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      .
      .
      .
      .
      :shank:

      Awl bay-beez is bless-Sings <-- in my mama voice :grill:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      He is such a Thot :yes:

      The Wrapper expecting with ol girl who caught you throwing him the deuces :peace: BayBay??

    • luVn_liFe…

      Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and his longtime girlfriend Crystal Bates are expecting a baby together. Bates and Johnson met less than a year ago
      ~~~~
      A year is a long time? OH! maybe in "celeb" "IG" world

    • SummerBaby

      She also working on getting her identity straight stolen. Crystal Bates DOB 6/10/81. Dumb hoe.
      ------------------
      She left all her personal info on there so we all knew it was real :eek: not that any of us care :shrug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      On second thought she prolly got a -350 credit score. Dont nobody want your identity Crystal
      ~~~
      :lol:
      she's just a regular ol girl from around the way. SOME WHERE EVILyn is :)

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      luVn_liFe... says:

      :newpost: ochoSTINKO :pacifier: :newpost:
      _______

      :rofl: I saw this the other day, and folks was all like she's having another baby. I'm like who the phuck is this broad?

    • Locapoca

      What is Chad doing these days? I know he no longer plays in the NFL since he wanted to start headbuttin bishes? Is he playing in an indoor league? I believe money & fame ruined him.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      um, congrats? :shrug:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Bates and Johnson met less than a year ago on Instagram.
      ______________

      You said longterm.. I done had pepper sauce longer than that.. :huh:

      Anyway, :hairtoss: IDK but it reminds me of the proposals to formulate American English words/spellings to their phonetical counterparts.. or spelling reform for the speds. :think:

      I know English is the hardest language..supp but so? :think: WHy change it? Is everyone really that bad with spelling?

      Then it got me to thinking about Ebonics.. we do everything first. :)

      Oooh chile. Let me take that walk cause obvsi I'm reading like i need a well check or a 5150 hold.. :hahaha: :bye:

    • MissArtist

      So after Evelyn, that reality show, and trying to get with Cheryl from Dancing With the Stars, he's back with a Black woman. She looks like she was born before 81, like 75 or 76 :tea:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Omg she already has 4 girls and she's having another girl. I would be so sick of looking at all them there twats. My god.

    • KDub

      Is he playing in an indoor league?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      Playing in Canada.

    • Time to Waste

      I follow Chad on IG
      He is unique but seem real :thinking:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Locapoca says:

      What is Chad doing these days? I know he no longer plays in the NFL since he wanted to start headbuttin bishes? Is he playing in an indoor league? I believe money & fame ruined him.
      ______

      Better yet what is he doing for stacks? I hope he don't end up like Terrel Owens, all broke and ish.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Longtime is less than a year? Oh. He sure don't act like he got a girlfriend on Twitter.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Aww Congrats :woot:

      :shrug: <--MOX NIX *snickers*

      Some posters on ah nother site, we're all :mad: :cuss: :crying1: LIKE THEY GOTTA PAY FOR SOME ISH or like they GOTTA BABYSIT! :ha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      Good for Chad & his girl :shrug:

      TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL and SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED!!! :yes: as soon as I heard him laugh the incident off, I knew he was a lyin azz :cuss: DAMN CHEATERS!!! :kona:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      The Wrapper expecting with ol girl who caught you throwing him the deuces BayBay??
      _________

      :love:

      :shank: No, not her.. He said she just needed a ride. Roodt. :lol: That would be too much like right.. or too wrong.. IDK. Um mad tho. :hahaha: His BM. :yes: Yep. BIG and due like yesterday. :no: Ugh. Sleep.

    • SugarFoot

      She also working on getting her identity straight stolen. Crystal Bates DOB 6/10/81
      __________
      1981 :rofl: Im glad yall got receipts because hunty......

    • *Kah* Namaste! Peace! Blessing! One Love!

      Crystal has about 7 necks. Congrats, I guess. :shrug: Is it just me or does she look like she's bleaching in the last pic with the (too bright) Mac lipstick? :think:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      are those Chad's girls in the pic w/Bates? they're cuties :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Well, Blog, The Wrapper is also expecting. :)

      :huh: <---fugg outta here face TO HIM :chase:

      :stop: NO MORE Sprouts for yew sir! :ghost:

    • Gigi26

      She's a regular chick that knocked up by a regular nigga :shrugs:

      And Evelyn can't say shyt cuz she's a schemin thot herself :yes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Terrel Owens
      __________

      I love Julio but i wish my team would pick TO up.. :)

    • Locapoca

      MissArtist says:

      So after Evelyn, that reality show, and trying to get with Cheryl from Dancing With the Stars, he’s back with a Black woman. She looks like she was born before 81, like 75 or 76
      ^^^^^^
      Thats what i was thinking when you were making good money playing in the NFL, popular and sought after, all you wanted was your "trophies" NOW youre washed up and you go back to a black bish who's rings around her neck could compete with Jackie of BBW? Chad is a coon

    • skrimps

      another hood rat chick (with kids) gets knocked up by another "special" athlete/ celeb. this retard aint see the signs in that pic with everyone wearing $200 Jordans, that this chick is just another materialistic/IG narcissist.

    • MissHarlem

      Congrats :coffee:

    • SummerBaby

      Crystal has about 7 necks. Congrats, I guess. :shrug: Is it just me or does she look like she’s bleaching in the last pic with the (too bright) Mac lipstick? :think:
      -----------------
      It looks like she put a filter on her & not him :shrug:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      NOW youre washed up and you go back to a black bish who’s rings around her neck could compete with Jackie of BBW? Chad is a coon
      ____

      So are you saying we can count her rings and discover her age?

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      LIKE THEY GOTTA PAY FOR SOME ISH or like they GOTTA BABYSIT!
      __________

      Frfr! Fastest way to get me fire hot.. I cannot stand that chit. Move around. Aint nobody asking you to even say congrats. :lol:

      See it on FB all THEE TIME. "Oh she having another baby?? :nono: " Meanwhile their one baby thotting cross the land. Mind your bidness!

    • Gigi26

      I mean Chad could always sell his ass since that's what he really likes :tea:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL and SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED!!
      _________________________________

      :think: where in the World is @Man?! i need his input on this... did they ever beat his team? :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      He sure don’t act like he got a girlfriend on Twitter.

      Blooooop :ghost:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Who's the Wrapper?

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      another hood rat chick (with kids) gets knocked up by another “special” athlete/ celeb. this retard aint see the signs in that pic with everyone wearing $200 Jordans, that this chick is just another materialistic/IG narcissist.

      ____________

      :confused: But them Chad kids..

    • pointhimout

      So what does this mean for the other 4,5,6 kid he has with the other 3,4,5,6 women? I guess.

    • KDub

      Crystal has about 7 necks.

      Chad is a coon
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I was gonna say something about her and Jack being neck twinsies, but after Thanksgiving and Christmas...I don't need to say nothing. Period. :kona: I got a food addiction :wail:

      Chad is a coon. So simple. So true.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      another hood rat chick (with kids)
      __________________

      but Sandra said she only got the one daughter :bite:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      another hood rat chick (with kids) gets knocked up by another “special” athlete/ celeb. this retard aint see the signs in that pic with everyone wearing $200 Jordans, that this chick is just another materialistic/IG narcissist.

      ____________

      :confused: But them Chad kids..
      ________

      :dead: :rofl: I thought they were her kids too

    • SugarFoot

      NOW youre washed up and you go back to a black bish who’s rings around her neck could compete with Jackie of BBW? Chad is a coon
      _____________
      :chase: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      They're gonna make new rules for what the Pats did now :rofl:

      BUT right now, I think ALL they can get is a FINE :shrug:

      :cloud: Shadddddyyyy than ah mug but :shrug: Whatcha gonna do? :eek:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Who’s the Wrapper?

      __________

      :lol: Hey Zoe. Dont pay me never no mind. Just a guy I chatted about here few yrs past. :yes: I ran into him after a longtimenosee.

    • MissArtist

      @Locapoca
      Exactly. He is nothing but a coon. Even with her multiple necks and busted weave, she shouldn't have him.....

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Zoe, he's an EX :tea:
      ==================
      So what does this mean for the other 4,5,6 kid he has with the other 3,4,5,6 women?

      Nothing :no:
      Does it ever? :rofl:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      I cannot stand that chit. Move around.
      ________________________

      they said they shall not be moved (around) :eek: :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL and SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED!!!
      ~~~~
      FIYAH.. the WHOLE Team should be disqualified. I like BRADY, Hubby loathes em.
      I have had enough of the Patriots SCHEMEING their always doing the WRONG THING!
      and the League HAS NOTHING TO SAY! Fcuk taking draft pics!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      but Sandra said she only got the one daughter
      ____________

      I dont think it was Sandra who also said they been toegther long term was it.. #ghostwritersurely :kona:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :hahaha:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      correction: Sandra's INTERN said... :hahaha:

    • KDub

      <<< Has hated the Patriots since coincidentally...THIS nigga up top played with them :rofl:

      They pissed me off, cause they benched him... for going to his daddy fune!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Time to Waste says:

      I follow Chad on IG
      He is unique but seem real :thinking:
      ___________________________

      :yes: looks way too much like one of my baby deddies.

      ...with his black ass.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I thought they were her kids too
      ____________

      :no: Shameful... I aint gonna speak on it. Dont want nobody coming for me. :hahaha: Cause my bags stay packed.. :tea:

      Yall surely didnt read the writeup neither. :lol:

    • KDub

      I BEEN told Sandra I would ghostwrite for her. For FREE. TUH. Olive juice Sandra to YOUR azz TOO

    • SummerBaby

      “I literally crushed my #WCW so much I created a new #WCW,” he tweeted along with a sonogram of the fetus inside Bates.
      -------------------
      :dead: How did I miss this the first time :rofl:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      OTB- oh :rofl: me so nosy

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek: says:

      I cannot stand that chit. Move around.
      ________________________

      they said they shall not be moved (around) :eek: :lol:

      WHALE THEN :oldman: FIRST they should clean up their own front porches, clean/vacuum their whole house :rofl: and properly warsh their azzez :D

      :rofl: :rofl:
      ===============================
      SON :2dance:
      I hope everything is going well with you guys :yes: :wink:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      How did I miss this the first time

      ___________

      Yeen read it! :hahaha:

    • Locapoca

      So its clear chad makes NOTHING but girls. So is he gonna start busting his seeds in instagram chics until he gets a boy? :thinking:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Dont want nobody coming for me.
      ~~~
      CAUSE YOU KNOW they will B. :rolleyes: THEY BE READY To Pounce about u/ur kids.
      WEIRDO'S

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I BEEN told Sandra I would ghostwrite for her. For FREE. TUH. Olive juice Sandra to YOUR azz TOO
      ___________

      Some families like to remain on the cul de sac even after all the kids gone to college.. erybody dont wanna travel, and grow and stuff DUbb dang..

    • SummerBaby

      How did I miss this the first time
      ___________
      Yeen read it! :hahaha:
      ----------------
      I skimmed the write up first time :biggrin:

    • luVn_liFe…

      WHALE THEN
      :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      and the League HAS NOTHING TO SAY!
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Settle Down :eek:
      :ghost:

      They GOT RULES, and they will follow them :yes:
      They just can't go making up no new ish IMB of course :D
      :scared: <---in case you fiesty this a.m.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      :no: Shameful… I aint gonna speak on it. Dont want nobody coming for me. :hahaha: Cause my bags stay packed.. :tea:

      Yall surely didnt read the writeup neither. :lol:
      _______

      Of course we didn't... I ain't read it cause I saw this story already elsewhere. And folks were going in on this chick talking about she got like 5 kids.. lol

    • luVn_liFe…

      They GOT RULES, and they will follow them :yes:
      They just can’t go making up no new ish IMB of course
      ~~~~
      SmurFeTTE! They ALWAYS Make rules up as THEY GO, Look at RAY RICE SITUATION.

    • http://chanandhiscamera.com ChanAintShytAgain

      Yo

    • She_ShowOut

      I thought she was Marlow from RHOA...doesn't her neck look like that?

    • luVn_liFe…

      folks were going in on this chick talking about she got like 5 kids
      ~~~~
      LET ME get my ear out in the street... :typing: this chick is right from up under the tree in Opa Locka :pc:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      They pissed me off, cause they benched him… for going to his daddy fune!
      ______________

      I hate Gisele.. so -1 on the Pats for that..then I aint never liked em even tho they was taking more Gators (ignores Hernandez :ha: :haha: ..) then anybody. Belly-chick will cheat on his exwife you know he will cheat football and life. :yes: He been stunting.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      SmurFeTTE! They ALWAYS Make rules up as THEY GO, Look at RAY RICE SITUATION.
      _______________________

      Mister said this, this mornin, Luvie :think:
      from what little coverage i heard/saw, looks like the convenient scapegoat could be the ball boys :shrug: i.e., "we dont know what happens to the balls in the locker room once we're on the field" :tea:

    • SugarFoot

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      and the League HAS NOTHING TO SAY!
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Settle Down

      They GOT RULES, and they will follow them
      They just can’t go making up no new ish IMB of course
      <—in case you fiesty this a.m.
      _________
      They should let Indiana play just to prove a point even though we all know they will get monkey stomped lol

    • luVn_liFe…

      They should let Indiana play just to prove a point even though we all know they will get monkey stomped
      ~~~~~
      :angry: YES THE SHOULD!

    • skrimps

      them her kids. she got 4 and he has 5.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      CAUSE YOU KNOW they will B. THEY BE READY To Pounce about u/ur kids.
      WEIRDO’S
      __________

      Humans. :shrug: American as apple pie.We hate abortions but who feeding th ehungry.. We stay with our helping asses in some chit. Gimme your poor tired and hungry ..so I can put em to work for nada and then lambaste em for being. :lol: :facepalm:

    • KDub

      Hey sir :hi:

      Dead @ "Belly-chick" :ghost:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      them her kids. she got 4 and he has 5.
      _____________

      Oh Ok. Thanks. They are a nice looking bunch. :)

    • SugarFoot

      She_ShowOut says:

      I thought she was Marlow from RHOA…doesn’t her neck look like that?
      ___________
      So u saying she was born in 1981 but her neck is pushing 60 :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      convenient scapegoat could be the ball boys

      :nono:
      nbc had a former 'ball boy' on, and he said :nono: no way jose :rofl:

      :popcorn:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Opa Locka :heart:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :hi: Bubba

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      HeyChan :hi:

    • The Pearl!

      :waves: Hey, ya'll!!!! I was downstairs reading the booty meat cleaning post. I snorted all up on my good job!!

      But why Chad lookin' Amish up yonder though? :shrugs:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      them her kids. she got 4 and he has 5.
      ______________________

      oh, okay :)

      (Sandra, your intern aint did the education) :kona:

    • http://chanandhiscamera.com ChanAintShytAgain

      I miss not being shyt. Maybe I'll stick around for a while.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      this chick is right from up under the tree in Opa Locka
      ___________________________

      used to live on Burlington street right across from the train tracks. whatchu gotta say about ppl from opa locka?? :karate:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Well shyt...

      The highway to where I see my OB is closed due to shytty weather (snow) and the road through El Paso to Las Cruces (where I go) is closed due to the same shytty weather. No baby news today. All apts have been rescheduled. :cry:

    • luVn_liFe…

      ESPN SPORTS SCIENCE did a study, "the ball can be thrown an extra 10-15 yards not completely inflated."

      HAD dude NOT intercepted BRADY it never would have came out. He said the ball Felt dif/strange.

    • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

      :kona:

    • Dymond

      for the love of God when is that style of wigs gonna die?!? I hope Crystal dont wear that chit her whole pregnancy..I can't even watch Flex and Shanice cuz she won't retire that hairstyle, is it called Cleopatra? omg I hate it
      anway congrats :coffee:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I think the Pats should be banned from Postseason play for a season or so.. fines is way too easy. Plus fines. Fines and restrictions. :yes: I thought they shouldve benched Brady AND the ball boys but we know that aint gone happen.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek: says:

      them her kids. she got 4 and he has 5.
      ______________________

      oh, okay :)

      (Sandra, your intern aint did the education) :kona:
      _______

      :rofl: we demand a recount!!!

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      Razz take your lil belly :love: on back in the house and get off them unsafe roads :eek: :hug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      whatchu gotta say about ppl from opa locka??
      ~~~
      :eek: NuffiN :kona:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      No baby news today.
      _________

      Mother Nature in the same mood as me: BAD. :angry emoji:

      :hug: We will know soon enough.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      So when did a year become longtime? Maybe for teens, although Chad acts like one I'm sure he too realizes a year isn't very long. Especially if they are now learning the sex of the baby ( :rolleyes: out of jealousy).

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      Oh Ok. Thanks. They are a nice looking bunch. :)
      ___________________________

      get from 'round me! :chase: :hahaha:

    • MissHarlem

      SON it's going *sigh* :hug: I want to take this time out and thank you for your well wishes for the yr 2014. Very monumental yr for me.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Hey Dymeeeeennn +1. :hug: My BD call it weave with a chinese bang.. :lolsign:
      I hate it too. Hated it when I used to wear it for him. Man friendly hair style. :eyeroll:

    • SugarFoot

      Shanice cuz she won’t retire that hairstyle, is it called Cleopatra
      ______________

      *visuals of Shanice's I love your smile video*

      tell me she doesn't still have this style :facepalm:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Tami, like you should totes do more talking :hahaha:

    • KDub

      Maybe I’ll stick around for a while.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      :facepalm: Means I gotta actually act like I got some sense.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      reading the booty meat cleaning post.
      ____________

      You too Pearl. :hahaha: Yall is bananas.
      :wave:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      for the love of God when is that style of wigs gonna die?!?
      ________________________

      :rofl:
      die Whig die! :mad: :hahaha:

    • luVn_liFe…

      talkingwithtami says:

      :kona:

      January 22, 2015 at 12:33 pm
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      -
      -
      lol

    • skrimps

      Hey Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Folk hating on the patriots because Brady has made a complete 180. Playing with fire like he did in the early 2000's, and they can't be stopped.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      is it called Cleopatra
      ____________________

      that and the other one that I think is called "body wave" when they slick down one side real tight and tuck it underneath. err-body got that now. :shrugs:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      big hug :hug: for MissHarlem, just 'cause :shrug:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      so why yall aint tell me that they came out with nutella ice cream?

      that's news I can dam use! :rules:

    • Time to Waste

      I am not a Patriots Fan! AT ALL.
      Hate the whole state 'cept their Beans, New Edition and NKTOB/Wahlburgs.

      Deflated, inflated, overflated, underflated, the Colts lost 7-45. They scored 1 ONE UNO UN touchdown!
      Patriots out blocked, sacked, punted, field goals made, ran routes etc etc

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      SugarFoot says:

      Shanice cuz she won’t retire that hairstyle, is it called Cleopatra
      ______________

      *visuals of Shanice’s I love your smile video*

      tell me she doesn’t still have this style
      ______

      Ypu right along with her onesie

    • Dymond

      Hey Nef :hug:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      we demand a recount!!!
      ___________________

      who you, the census?! :eek: :rofl:

    • Dymond

      KDub says:
      :facepalm: Means I gotta actually act like I got some sense
      -------------
      :brokenheart: why Lawd why

    • Dymond

      Harlem :kiss: hey hey hey

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Hating? :lolsign:

      This post is full of pliable terms.. long term on eyear relationships. Hating on the patriots for cheating.. :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @Nancy I am at work. Only place I plan on going is home in my bed. :lol:

      @OTB- yeah I know. I'm sucking it up and living another day. I grew up in this kind of weather, but there are people who haven't and it's not worth it. Kinda put me in a downer mood, but I'll be ok.

    • KDub

      for the love of God when is that style of wigs gonna die?!?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Blac Chyna said never.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      *visuals of Shanice’s I love your smile video*
      _____________________

      this video always used to come on back to back with Kiss Me and I'll Kiss you back by Digital Underground. used to love those two songs.

    • Time to Waste

      :waves: Hi Whachamacallhim!
      How you doing? Happy New Year and chit!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      So bc they won big the methods/rules of the game dont matter.. ?

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      nutella ice cream?

      _______________

      hmmm :think: have you tried it? i don't think i'd like it
      i bought some pineapple frozen yogurt yesterday (in lieu of ice-cream) and it was pretty good (i also bought carnations :tea: )

    • She_ShowOut

      SugarFoot says:

      She_ShowOut says:
      I thought she was Marlow from RHOA…doesn’t her neck look like that?
      ___________
      So u saying she was born in 1981 but her neck is pushing 60 :think:
      _______________________
      :dead:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      How ol' is Crystal?

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Did the re-sched you far out? I hate when they do that..

    • KDub

      why Lawd why
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      :coffee:

    • Dymond

      User Friendly says:
      that and the other one that I think is called “body wave” when they slick down one side real tight and tuck it underneath. err-body got that now
      -------------------------------
      :rolleyes:

    • KDub

      How ol’ is Crystal?
      ^^^^^
      Born in 1981 makes her 39.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      frozen yogurt
      _________

      Love love love. B&J greek prolly my faves. But I aint discriminatory. :lol:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      hmmm :think: have you tried it? i don’t think i’d like it
      i bought some pineapple frozen yogurt yesterday (in lieu of ice-cream) and it was pretty good (i also bought carnations :tea: )

      i also bought carnations :tea:
      ______________________

      no, apparently carvel only sells it in the summertime because they are evil and they like to play with ppl emotions. :rolleyes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Born in 1981 makes her 39.
      _____________

      :dead: Shuddup Dubb.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      popular and sought after, all you wanted was your “trophies”

      *****

      :no: Don't let that Evelyn relationship fool you. That nigga is a thot, he didn't discriminate when he was on top of his game. Had all kinds of basics in Bebe on shopping sprees :rofl: :rofl:

    • KDub

      Hi Whachamacallhim!
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      :ghost: cause I dont think he KNOWS that is his name. :dead: AF. :crying1:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :rolleyes:
      ______________________

      oh my bad. you must be got that style. im sure yours is totally different and unique from everybody else's :)

      :rofl: my family hates when I say "must be got" or "must be did"

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Good Afternoon y'all. What are we talking about? *looks up top* Congrats Chad. You and Peter should start a daddy day care. Y'all have 50-11 kids between y'all and several baby mommas, so y'all should be baby experts.

      Anyway, Dubb can I pretty please get a recap since its Dub10 birthday? Happy Birthday to her btw.

    • Time to Waste

      Not because they won big, but the Colts still didn't show up to play a championship game. They scored that touchdown towards the end of the second quarter. They did chit before and chit after. There defense ain't even clock in except for the Interception!
      :mad:
      I lost money on the game and their loss is forcing me to cheer for the damn SeaChickens !

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      yeah, it was the GREEK frozen yogurt :thumbsup: wow, now i want some :sigh:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Whats for dinner folks? :think: I took out some ground turkey but that aint gone do it for this day.. :no:

      Oh did you guys do an Empire discuss? I know yall boycotting. *laughs so hard*

      The one son and his wife & their "role playing"? :think: Guess I will be single longer than I thought. :cool:

    • KDub

      Shuddup Dubb.
      ^^^^^^^^^
      Okay. She was born in 1981 and LOOK 39.

    • KDub

      BRB. Recap.

    • Time to Waste

      cause I dont think he KNOWS that is his name.
      ------------------
      :rofl:
      :shame:

    • MissHarlem

      NANCY :hug:

      DYMOND :kiss: hey there

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      Whats for dinner folks?
      ____________________________

      tacos :pizza:

      yes, again! them Dorito flavored shells is goodt!

    • The Pearl!

      Heeeey, OTB/Neffie, girl!

    • Time to Waste

      The one son and his wife & their “role playing”? :think: Guess I will be single longer than I thought. :cool:
      -----------------------
      Can I be honest!

      That is how I see all YT women with a black man!
      Anything goes :shrug:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Don’t let that Evelyn relationship fool you. That nigga is a thot, he didn’t discriminate when he was on top of his game. Had all kinds of basics in Bebe on shopping sprees
      _____________

      *hands straight up like you popo* I was like but Evelyn is like a master Thot.. trophy? But i didnt. :lol: Chad has always been equal opportunity bout his hoes.

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      That roll playing made me mad. But ok, was she ok with what he did, or does she think he never answered her and just started to screw!? I don't like the wife. At all.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      no, apparently carvel only sells it in the summertime because they are evil and they like to play with ppl emotions
      __________________________

      :phew: and you called me greedy :no: :lol:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Not because they won big, but the Colts still didn’t show up to play a championship game.
      _______________

      I saw it as an Any Given Sunday type game really. The colts havent looked like that this season. That wasnt their game..thats facts sure enough :yes: They LOST!

      That still dont change the stats and facts that the Patriots led by Belli is foul. Thats why ppl up in arms. They aint new to the controversy. These fools is the George Zimmermans of the NFL. The U in the 80s... the police in America right now. :yes: All eyes on em.

    • skrimps

      why would they purposely deflate the footballs? this isn't the patriots first time playing in the cold/rain. This isn't the first time he has had interceptions, and defenses have touched home teams footballs. Why is it now that they smashed the colts he cheated. Where were these deflated footballs during that undefeated season that they lost? Gimmie a break smh

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      That roll playing made me mad. But ok, was she ok with what he did, or does she think he never answered her and just started to screw!? I don’t like the wife. At all
      .....................

      I think they are into some serious freaky chit. Like high class sex clubs and stuff because of how it played out i think she KNOWS her husband was dealing with the deputy mayor.

    • She_ShowOut

      KDub says:

      Shuddup Dubb.
      ^^^^^^^^^
      Okay. She was born in 1981 and LOOK 39.
      __________________________
      You killing me right now :hahaha:

    • listen2me

      How ol’ is Crystal?
      ^^^^^
      Born in 1981 makes her 39.

      by KDub on Jan 22, 2015 at 12:47 pm
      _____________________________
      Using what kind of math?

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      The U in the 80's was the shyt. I saw both the things on them that ESPN put out. People were hatin on the U! ....they were doing the most though. Too bad they can't make a comeback. Sigh.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Chad is a coon
      ______________

      but he seems like so much funnnnnn! :happy:

      I don't need to ever meet him because he entertains me and I would be pregnant in the neck like Crystal.

    • KDub

      Recap (short):
      Its Throwbyke Thursday.
      This post is about Chad and his 9th BM Crystal. Who look errybit of 42. But the rings in her neck say 60. Her medical records say 1981. :shrug:
      Downstairs Halle was looking diabetic and 48. Oh wait. She really is. :shrug:
      Downstairs below THAT, was Mimi who was celebrating her 50th birthday.
      Had posts that I missed on FLOTUS and “Bring It” and Ms. Diana and all 61 of her teeth. :biggrin:
      Yall homeboy with the log in is lurking, so I am striving to be actually BE chit. Its kinda not working out. I yam who I yam :shrug:
      Sandra may or may not have a ghostwriter. :pc:
      Short recap brung to yall on today the 22nd of January tew thousand and fifteenth.

    • Blanche Devereaux

      skrimps says:

      why would they purposely deflate the footballs? this isn’t the patriots first time playing in the cold/rain. This isn’t the first time he has had interceptions, and defenses have touched home teams footballs. Why is it now that they smashed the colts he cheated. Where were these deflated footballs during that undefeated season that they lost? Gimmie a break smh
      ...........................

      This sounds too much like right for folks to understand. The Colts are and always will be choke artists which is why I refuse to root for them. They wouldve lost REGARDLESS. Their own players have said this. Their game was horrible on Sunday...period.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Also I watched Blackish...

      I Wasnt too fond of the MIL vs Beau storyline. *wrankled nose* IDK. Just rubbed me the wrong way. Might need to rewatch. It was possed to be funny but i wasnt laughing. I thought the caricuture of a MIL was just tired although I love jennifer Lewis..it wasnt her acting at all! IDK. Cant put my hand on it. :shrug: But Tracee wrinkling her nose when she said she raised her a fine husband :shrug:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      why would they purposely deflate the footballs? this isn’t the patriots first time playing in the cold/rain. This isn’t the first time he has had interceptions, and defenses have touched home teams footballs. Why is it now that they smashed the colts he cheated. Where were these deflated footballs during that undefeated season that they lost? Gimmie a break smh

      ---
      I just think this is a lot for NFL football. They have championship rings already I don't know who to believe

    • listen2me

      @ Dub... Nevermind you said she looks 39!!

      Hello Roses!

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      How ol’ is Crystal?
      ^^^^^
      Born in 1981 makes her 39.

      by KDub on Jan 22, 2015 at 12:47 pm
      _____________________________
      Using what kind of math?
      -------
      Rose garden Math, English and History are different. Please refer to your welcome packet on this. Lol

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      um, dese jokes :hahaha:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :phew: and you called me greedy :no: :lol:
      ___________________________________

      its supposed to snow today, Nan. whatchu expect :lol:

    • KDub

      Using what kind of math?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      the kind back when me and her was growing up. Using an abacus.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Using what kind of math?
      ____________

      Blog math...

      And blog :rules: encourage us to read all the comments..

      :hahaha: Listen to me nii L2M.. :hi:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Rose garden Math, English and History are different. Please refer to your welcome packet on this. Lol
      ____________

      LMMFAOOOO its like five to six comments getting that together real fast. :heart:

    • SugarFoot

      User Friendly says:

      *visuals of Shanice’s I love your smile video*
      _____________________

      this video always used to come on back to back with Kiss Me and I’ll Kiss you back by Digital Underground. used to love those two songs.
      ________________
      Yep on the Box :rofl: I always wondered who was ordering those videos back in the day because it stayed on 24/7

      #80sbabies

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Time- You will NOT slander my Seahawks. Won't let you.

    • KDub

      Me and Crystal are classmates. That bish better stop tambout some 1981. She was born in 1976-1977 along with the rest of the c/o '95. She look good for her age.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Can I be honest!
      ______________

      PLEASE. :heart: :yes:

      We def had some interesting convos about it..and that sentiment of yours is shared by many. Is that what the men mean by better attitudes?? :cool:

      SN: I love the Smollett boy. :yes: One time for large families. :)

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      the Pats can be champs AND cheat at the same time though :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      should be banned from Postseason play for a season or so..

      :blink: Ma'am THIS IS AH BUSINESS :banned:
      --------
      Bubba, ION really care though :no:
      I'm still holding on for dear life to SB #XX :ghost:
      --------
      Awww SON :hug:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Otb :heart:

      @dubb you can't pretend to be shyt on the blog. We all ain't shyt. Period. That's what we do here. Save the nice we can be shyt attitude for the house. Lmao.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :waves: Hey Chan

    • listen2me

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      How ol’ is Crystal?
      ^^^^^
      Born in 1981 makes her 39.

      by KDub on Jan 22, 2015 at 12:47 pm
      _____________________________
      Using what kind of math?
      ——-
      Rose garden Math, English and History are different. Please refer to your welcome packet on this. Lol

      __________________________________________________
      Yall MFers type so fast. By the time I log in and post it's 30 more comments. By the way....I wasn't privileged to a welcome package.

      Damn you :scared:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Thanks for the recap Dubb. I lubs you.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Listen
      Lemme find out you tryin to Bee Top Road Scholwer :chase: adding up :pc: thangs round here :eek:

      :hahaha: Just joshing :rofl:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      This sounds too much like right for folks to understand.
      _____________

      I dont care for that font so maybe you can help me underatand. WHat does the colts being choke artists have to do with rules/equipment violations of another team? Bc the Pats have won before that some how puts them above challenges? Also they have won amidst rampant rumors.

      Its like the city finally went down to check out that house everybody been comaplaining about. :shrug: I dont think ppl seriously want the colts to take the pats spot in the super bowl. :eek:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      the Pats can be champs AND cheat at the same time though

      _______________

      NO :eek: *slaps it down* they said no.

    • listen2me

      KDub says:

      Using what kind of math?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      the kind back when me and her was growing up. Using an abacus
      _______________________________________________________
      :facepalm:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      By the way….I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
      ___________________________

      :nono: careful what you ask for :lol:
      but like A.J. said, tell the garden what you want it to know :popcorn:

      (it may be used against you later... but go on... :) )

    • The Pearl!

      lovezoe says:

      Time- You will NOT slander my Seahawks. Won’t let you.
      _____
      ^^^^^^ THIS!!! Go, Seahawks!!!! :woot:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      Them's reserved for the folks that send SR ah certified check for $4.99
      THAT's how we get our new emoticons :grill:

      Joshing yew agane :ghost:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Ma’am THIS IS AH BUSINESS
      _______________

      Uhhh I know.. I keep it afloat with my purchases so i will speak on it.. and i would like for the teams to play fair or give my sorry ass QB some deflated balls. :)

      NCAA does that. Thats business. Its teaching an org a lesson like they do frats and sors. You apply the penalty on the upcoming season.

    • The Pearl!

      Yall MFers type so fast. By the time I log in and post it’s 30 more comments. By the way….I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
      Damn you :scared:
      ______
      They jes gon' axe yew if'n ya like to eat booty (meat).

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Listen you did not receive a packet? These people are so rude. Let me help you:

      *Do you wash the inside of your butt at night?
      *Have you ever had pink eye?
      *How did you get it?
      *You a womenz or a menz?
      *Top or bottom?
      *You have kids?
      *A stalker bf/gf
      * Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign?
      *Are you any of the following:
      Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean. If not you can not be here seeing has how us Roses are always one of these things. *rolls eyes*

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Is it time to go home yet? What's for lunch? I decided I'm skipping... Had Ackee and salt fish with green banana and dumplings for breakfast...... Don't judge me.. ummmkayyyy :|

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      NO :eek: *slaps it down* they said no.
      _______________________

      BOL!
      WHAT is wrong w/you today? :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Hey Pearly :winky:
      :hug:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Me and Crystal are classmates. That bish better stop tambout some 1981. She was born in 1976-1977 along with the rest of the c/o ’95. She look good for her age.
      ____________

      :facepalm: Dubb. Let her catfish in peace.

    • skrimps

      doesn't talk to strangers

      so what you are saying emoticon updates are made possible, by the generous donations from roses like yew lol

    • KDub

      You a womenz or a menz
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      I dont know WHY the hell this tickles me to damn death :rofl:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      BOL!
      WHAT is wrong w/you today?

      ______________

      BOL!!! :hahaha: Tired and ornery :facepalm:

    • listen2me

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      Using what kind of math?
      ____________

      Blog math…

      And blog :rules: encourage us to read all the comments..

      :hahaha: Listen to me nii L2M..
      _________________________________________________________________
      :ashamed:

      And this is why I LOVE the Rose Garden! Bishes be attacking you from every angle. Damn what happen to one on one? The Garden always has to double team people. I will not be the FutureDOC of this blog today!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      These people are so rude.
      _____________

      :grill:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      so i will speak on it..
      :twisted:
      JUST FOR THAT I'an reed thee rest of your statement :eek: <---librarian face :hahaha:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @listen please note the following:
      *we don't forget shyt.
      *we will bring shyt up all the time just to laugh
      *we ain't never shyt. Ever. Unless it's about kids or pregnant people.
      *don't make fun of the friends of the blog.

    • luVn_liFe…

      CTFUUUU!!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      What’s for lunch?
      _________________

      leftover enchiladas from yesterday's lunch.

      arriba! arriba! my black ass turning Mexican. Andale'! Andale'! :danban:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I will not be the FutureDOC of this blog today!
      _______________

      Tell the Blog what you want on the mainline :cell: :hahaha: That always works..

    • The Pearl!

      :rofl: @Nakeya's questionnaire!

    • The Pearl!

      DTTS!!! :hugs:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      I will not be the FutureDOC of this blog today!
      _____

      If you don't wash the inside of your booty meat you will.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      JUST FOR THAT I’an reed thee rest of your statement
      _______________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • KDub

      I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Messing round with all these fertile azz heffas...we had to keep throwing baby showers. We in turn, ran out of money to print down at the public library. So they way our printing fund is set up...we got an abbreviated e-welcome package now. Apologies and chit.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Unless it’s about kids or pregnant people.
      ______________________________

      so you just gonna tell this bold face lie right IN a post about a pregnant lady and some kids? :rofl:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      leftover enchiladas from yesterday’s lunch.

      arriba! arriba! my black ass turning Mexican. Andale’! Andale’!
      ____

      Sounds good. I swear I'm hungry. This cannot be my life!!!

    • luVn_liFe…

      Just called a company to speak with a certain person (who I asked for by name) to get info on a lift...
      this cheese head AXED ME "DO YOU KNOW What the call is regarding?"
      I said "Are you asking me do I know what I am calling Jaret about?"
      :hahaha: :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :facepalm: Dubb. Let her catfish in peace.
      :gossip: By thee end of the HOUR, Chad gonna be backtracking and not claiming this chick or WATTS in her belly :dead:
      ======================
      Bubba,
      *checks the Who Ain't Paid List* :rules:
      SR STILL waiting on your certified check too! :yes:

      :casket:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Tell the Blog what you want on the mainline :cell: :hahaha: That always works..
      -------
      *waves church fan and hums* call Him up and ttellHim what you want....

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      Tired and ornery
      ______________

      :think: yes, i can see that, now that you mention it :lol: :hug:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      CTFUUUU!!!!!
      _____________

      Unhhhhh <-- like mAster P.

      :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      (i also bought carnations ? )

      ********

      I see you getting your Sara be free on :yes: *cues that Nicki Feeling myself* :danban:

    • listen2me

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Listen
      Lemme find out you tryin to Bee Top Road Scholwer :chase: adding up :pc: thangs round here :eek:

      :hahaha: Just joshing :rofl:
      _________________________________________________

      :rofl: Not. But Dub was like do the math...and that shit didn't add up!

    • skrimps

      if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      so you just gonna tell this bold face lie right IN a post about a pregnant lady and some kids?
      ____________

      :crying1:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Unless it’s about kids or pregnant people.
      ______________________________

      so you just gonna tell this bold face lie right IN a post about a pregnant lady and some kids? :rofl:
      --------
      Im talking about roses who are pregnant and kids of the roses. Not this foolishness up top.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      That always works..
      :dead:

    • MissJoanClayton

      :hi:
      Roses with elementary school aged kids, can I ask if this sounds odd to y'all? So I work as a behavioral tutor for special needs kids. One of my kiddos, (he's sooo sweet), I pick up from school. So with the exception of the first time I went in with his father to get on the approved pick up list, every time I go there, it seems like there is zero security, like I just walk in, say "I'm here to pick up ____", and they say "ok! We'll call down to his classroom!" Like...no id check, no sign in, nothing. I could be anybody. I mean I know his teacher wouldn't release him to me if she didn't know me (she walks him up to the front desk) but don't you think that's a bit lax for an elementary school? I don't have any kids of my own so I don't know what's normal

    • KDub

      Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I am every woman.

      You forgot bitter, lonely, and unemployed. I know you SED anything else sis, but those normally come first :rofl:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      “DO YOU KNOW What the call is regarding?”
      _______________

      LMFAAOOO Fukking ee-jot. I feel like that today. :facepalm: Folk just be slow.

      I need to renew my e-pass when im feeling like this. :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      That is how I see all YT women with a black man!
      Anything goes ?

      ******

      :cosign: Bish be eating sh1t out the chute :yes:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      “DO YOU KNOW What the call is regarding?”
      I said “Are you asking me do I know what I am calling Jaret about?”
      ______________________________

      :hahaha: :no: so efficient... so dumb :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I am every woman.

      You forgot bitter, lonely, and unemployed. I know you SED anything else sis, but those normally come first :rofl:
      ---------
      Right. My fault. Add old to the list. And I'm not sure if they mean blog old or old in real life.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Not.
      :blink:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      VDot! :hahaha: you know i thought about your dumb self when i was looking at the flowers!

      "let me get 3 of your finest carnations" :ghost:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      (she walks him up to the front desk)
      ______________

      She's verifying its you tho right.. the parents prolly communicate behind the scenes with her..

      None of my kids school ask me for ID unless I am going in to the school as in class, lunch, etc.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      . Who look errybit of 42. But the rings in her neck say 60. Her medical records say 1981. ?

      ******

      :hahaha: I am loving the remergence of these recaps!! :yahoo:

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      skrimps says:

      if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol
      ________________

      :facepalm: aint nobody said nun about no whole rag! you just don't wanna warsh good.

      this is like the dude that told me he don't :jack: because he doesn't want "man hands" on his stuff. he said it was gay. no, nigga you just need a paraffin treatment for them hard ass hands.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      skrimps says:

      if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol

      ________________________

      :preach: :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      MIL vs Beau storyline.
      ******

      Was this a repeat? Didn't watch last night but I swear I saw this episode.

    • luVn_liFe…

      so efficient… so dumb

      Folk just be slow.

      :dead: EYE.JUST... akneewho. I thought you SKowlers wood appreciate that!
      :lol:

    • SummerBaby

      Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I am every woman.
      You forgot bitter, lonely, and unemployed. I know you SED anything else sis, but those normally come first :rofl:
      -------------------------
      I always want to add bald head to the list as well not sure why :hahaha:

    • KDub

      don’t you think that’s a bit lax for an elementary school?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      YES. Cause Dub10 school is like Fort damn KNOX. My MAMA went to the school to eat lunch with her before the holidays, and Dub10 broke the line and went running up to her. :2dance: My mama said the security guard, by the time she turned around was up on her like :rules: SIGN in lady! :mad: And they got this system where you gotta take a PIC and it print you out a name badge. Scared my lil 65 yo mama to DEATH. Chit she just wanna eat Subway sammiches in the cafeteria with her grand baby.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      LuvLife
      (in hour industry lol)
      I love love love cutting up the dumb chick answering the phone.

      They ain't used to us calling :no:

      If a man answers I state my name, and co etc.
      Not for a chick though, SINCE SHE assuming I'm calling for my health or some ish :grill:

    • luVn_liFe…

      then dude got annoyed... I WAS JUST TRYING TO SEE If it was something I could help you with.
      :blink:

      :phew:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Damn what happen to one on one?
      _____________

      Lemme address this.. :lol: Attack is not the word to use. But the blog has to refresh right and if we're commentn on the comments it will seem like everyone is saying the same thing "@" you but I promise ya we'on care to tough to be cliquing up. Just passing the time. Funny is the goal. :yes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Was this a repeat? Didn’t watch last night but I swear I saw this episode.
      ___________

      Couldve been. I was playing catch up. :yes:

    • luVn_liFe…

      V
      Yes BlackISH WAS A REPEAT ALREADY! :mad:

      ===
      *snort* Not for a chick though, SINCE SHE assuming I’m calling for my health or some ish :grill: :hahaha:

    • MissJoanClayton

      (she walks him up to the front desk)
      ______________
      She’s verifying its you tho right.. the parents prolly communicate behind the scenes with her..
      None of my kids school ask me for ID unless I am going in to the school as in class, lunch, etc.

      @Nef
      That's true I just thought it was odd how easily the front desk woman agreed to call down for me. I mean at this point she knows me but at the very beginning I could have been anyone. Hell, she would call down and be like "SOMEONE'S here to pick up ___". Not even a name tho??

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      We still in here... what yall talking bout? I'm sew bored

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      don’t you think that’s a bit lax for an elementary school?
      _________________________

      :yes: just because a child knows you don't mean you need to be picking them up.

      there was a case on it---Scotty Baker. ever since then ppl are supposed to show ID to pick up kids.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      Clayton- our school is small. They know me and hubby. So no I don't have to show I'd anymore.

    • SugarFoot

      Ms. Diana and all 61 of her teeth.

      &

      Rose garden Math, English and History are different. Please refer to your welcome packet on this. Lol

      _________
      :rofl: :rofl: :crying:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I am every woman.
      You forgot bitter, lonely, and unemployed. I know you SED anything else sis, but those normally come first :rofl:
      ————————-
      I always want to add bald head to the list as well not sure why :hahaha:
      -------
      And edgeless. :tea:

    • skrimps

      wash the crack/rinse, wash the crack again scrubbing a lil more around the sphincter and rinsing again yes. lathering a towel then pushing through a supposed tight, virgin anus with ease, iono bout that jack.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Dubb whats the birthday gal's dinner plans? :think:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      And they got this system where you gotta take a PIC and it print you out a name badge.
      ____________________________

      seems right to me... we got that here, and aint nothing but a bunch of under-achieving grown folk up in here... couldn't GIVE one of em away...

    • MissHarlem

      That's slack to me and beyond careless. Lucky my child Dieu go there :coffee:

    • SugarFoot

      Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek: says:

      By the way….I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
      ___________________________

      careful what you ask for
      but like A.J. said, tell the garden what you want it to know
      ___________
      *puts on my thinking/listening/scalp oiler cap from the dollar store*

      _/ here hun...dont leave out the good stuff :popcorn:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Speaking of dinner plans, did you ever take your Dad to dinner Dubb?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      this is like the dude that told me he don’t :jack: because he doesn’t want “man hands” on his stuff.

      *****

      I had a real live discussion with a guy about why he thought it was gay to cum on his own stomach while :jack: Nigga was perplexed as to why I even thought it was an option. :blink:

    • KDub

      We still in here… what yall talking bout?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I am about to talk about one of our edgeless Roses since @Nakeya brung it up.

      Bish has the hairline of 80's version of Peabo Bryson. He finally started rocking a baldie but in 1985? His hairline was running away from his forehead.

      Like her edges are running away from her ears.

      Tragedy.

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      So you kind of asked for a welcome packet and you did not even answer the Damn questions!!!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      That’s true I just thought it was odd how easily the front desk woman agreed to call down for me. I mean at this point she knows me but at the very beginning I could have been anyone. Hell, she would call down and be like “SOMEONE’S here to pick up ___”. Not even a name tho??
      ____________

      It is odd.. see these other stories. I guess they feel a bit more comfortable with you. I feel if you went beyond the front they would be looking for some explanation, but at dismissal :no: Especially if its in his plan that you pick him up. Parents would notify her when its different; not everyday that its the same.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      “let me get 3 of your finest carnations”
      :grill:
      :ghost:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Damn what happen to one on one?

      ****

      :facepalm:

      Let me guess, you're lite skin-ded? :waiting:

    • The Pearl!

      skrimps says:

      if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol
      ________
      EYE see I ain't de onliest one reading up on the booty meat cleaning post! :winky:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      *puts on my thinking/listening/scalp oiler cap from the dollar store*
      ________________________

      well don't forget your bonnet, blog logic says that means you give good head.

    • KDub

      Speaking of dinner plans, did you ever take your Dad to dinner Dubb?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Nope. He never answered his phone. He pissed my sister the entire hell off this morning. That doc appointment he REFUSED to go to last week? Resked for today. And he wasnt ready when she got there. Hope he makes it home okay and she dont drop him off to "pick up his prescriptions" and leaves him at the Wal-Mart. It HAS happened.

    • MissHarlem

      :mad: autocorrect *don't

    • Blanche Devereaux

      above challenges? Also they have won amidst rampant rumors.
      Its like the city finally went down to check out that house everybody been comaplaining about. :shrug: I dont think ppl seriously want the colts to take the pats spot in the super bowl. :eek:
      .........................

      Well I live in Indianapolis and these mofos here feel like the Colts deserve to be in the Super Bowl because the Pats allegedly cheated. Almost every one of my Facebook friends are on this. And if they cheated they SHOULD be punished, no doubt about that. But the Colts wouldn't have won either way and these folks keep acting like they lost because of the balls, not because they have a tendency to choke in the post season

      (I know I'm late I thought I hit enter forever ago)

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Let me guess, you’re lite skin-ded?
      _______________

      LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Bish has the hairline of 80’s version of Peabo Bryson. He finally started rocking a baldie but in 1985? His hairline was running away from his forehead.

      *******

      Gosh I hate/love you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • MissJoanClayton

      It just kind of stunned me how easily I got in the school, especially when I first started and they didn't know or recognize me. I remember I visited my own high school a while back and they made me go to the office and get a visitor's pass - and I had just graduated a couple years prior! I don't know if this lady I'm dealing with is just lazy or what, but I don't think its right.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      and she dont drop him off to “pick up his prescriptions” and leaves him at the Wal-Mart. It HAS happened.

      _____________________________

      wow... :ghost:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Hope he makes it home okay and she dont drop him off to “pick up his prescriptions” and leaves him at the Wal-Mart. It HAS happened.
      ------
      :hahaha:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      I am about to talk about one of our edgeless Roses since @Nakeya brung it up.

      Bish has the hairline of 80’s version of Peabo Bryson. He finally started rocking a baldie but in 1985? His hairline was running away from his forehead.

      Like her edges are running away from her ears.

      Tragedy.

      ----

      Who that be :hahaha:

    • KDub

      Let me guess, you’re lite skin-ded?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      WHY? :crying1:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Well I live in Indianapolis and these mofos here feel like the Colts deserve to be in the Super Bowl because the Pats allegedly cheated.
      _________________

      Ahhhh ok that makes perfect sense. :yes: You in the hometeam area. :lol: Well I hope thats confined to the north. :lol: I havent been reading that though. I see forums just want the Pats to be level. Thats it.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol

      ******

      What happened? You enjoyed thoroughly washing a ltitle too much? It was on and finger popping when you relaxed a little? :popcorn: Tell V. I won't judge :no:

    • The Pearl!

      VDot says:

      That is how I see all YT women with a black man!
      Anything goes ?
      ******
      :cosign: Bish be eating sh1t out the chute :yes:
      _________
      VDot, you said Doc's wife is a sprite? :rofl:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I don’t know if this lady I’m dealing with is just lazy or what, but I don’t think its right.
      _____________

      Ok.. well why dont you say something to the parents?

    • luVn_liFe…

      (I know I’m late I thought I hit enter forever ago)
      ~~~
      :hahaha:

      MY Text be like that sometimes :lol:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      So you kind of asked for a welcome packet and you did not even answer the Damn questions!!!

      ---
      I never got one either... but I've been spilling the beans tho

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      So you kind of asked for a welcome packet and you did not even answer the Damn questions!!!
      ______________

      :hahaha: :rofl: LMAOOOOOOOOO Whew chile we got this new puppy I hate his non housebroken ass. This him. :facepalm:

    • luVn_liFe…

      drop him off to “pick up his prescriptions” and leaves him at the Wal-Mart
      ~~~~~
      :facepalm: *giggles*

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Who that be
      --------
      I'm thinking it the one who was singing the gospel song....but It was....not right

    • Dymond

      Well I live in Indianapolis and these mofos here feel like the Colts deserve to be in the Super Bowl because the Pats allegedly cheated
      ---------------------
      :hahaha: really? this is funny to me, I can just see them mad as hell too

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      PEARL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

      Doc was like we PRE MED :nun: UBISHU so if'n she aint white she AT LEAST lite-skinneddded™

      :crying1: ...

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I had a real live discussion with a guy about why he thought it was gay to cum on his own stomach while :jack:
      ______________________

      its not gay, but I can see why a man would think its gross. especially if theyre a skeeter. mess around and give your own self pink eye. :blunt:

      sometimes I wonder if ppl even know what gay means :lol: just bc you don't like it doesn't mean its gay.

    • listen2me

      *Do you wash the inside of your butt at night? Inside the crack yes; but NO I do not stick a rag with my finger in my butt.
      *Have you ever had pink eye? No
      *How did you get it? No
      *You a womenz or a menz? Womenz
      *Top or bottom? Top
      *You have kids? Two
      *A stalker bf/gf Married
      * Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign? No
      *Are you any of the following:
      Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean. If not you can not be here seeing has how us Roses are always one of these things. *rolls eyes*

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Vanna please refer to my previous post. And answer the questions.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      VDot, you said Doc’s wife is a sprite?

      _____________________

      :think: but Doc Rivers' wife IS a sprite... aint it? :blink:

    • KDub

      My dad is an unapologetic azzhole. Like, he TRULY doesn't care. And dont piss HIM off. He REALLY not gonna have no fuggs available. And my sister is JUST like him. They get together and its like WWIII out this bish. :mad: + :cuss: I am honestly shocked NEITHER ONE OF THEM have called my phone. They been together since ~ 10 a.m. But it scares me cause if I AM not getting calls about the other persons BS...my mother might be. :facepalm:

    • Gigi26

      I had a real live discussion with a guy about why he thought it was gay to cum on his own stomach while :jack: Nigga was perplexed as to why I even thought it was an option.
      ----------------------------
      What kind of fukk shyt?! :eek:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      VDot, you said Doc’s wife is a sprite? ?

      ****

      :lol: but :no: Donte has a beautiful brown family :yes:

    • listen2me

      VDot says:

      Damn what happen to one on one?

      ****

      :facepalm:

      Let me guess, you’re lite skin-ded
      _____________________________________________________

      H3LL Nawl!

    • She_ShowOut

      Roses,

      I'm at work and I called a client regarding her account. I was all polite and said yes, I just spoke with your doorter at the other number on your acct. She got all hostile, "how did you get my doorter's number" and "why did you call her" blah, blah, blah....turning 5 min call into waste of my time. I explained when you do business with major creditors they can and will get every phone number ever associated with your name and try to reach you. Then, she asked a bunch of other question. When I brought the convo back to the nature of my call, this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now. Oh really? :ak47:

    • Dymond

      non housebroken ass
      -------------
      this is easy to do :yes:

    • skrimps

      on the school issue. I use to have joint custody with my c/m and she could pic him up anytime. once I gained full custody, I alerted the school asap to change the pickup list, and take her off. Nobody is on the list but me, unless I call and confirm with office staff on the day of an alternate pick-up.

    • The Pearl!

      skrimps says:

      wash the crack/rinse, wash the crack again scrubbing a lil more around the sphincter and rinsing again yes. lathering a towel then pushing through a supposed tight, virgin anus with ease, iono bout that jack.
      ________________
      :rofl: started out as a warsh cloth and now it's a towel!!! skrimps is traumatized!!!! :hahaha:

    • listen2me

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      So you kind of asked for a welcome packet and you did not even answer the Damn questions
      _________________________________________
      Answered in 289.

    • KDub

      Donte has a beautiful brown family
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Awe. :love: I bet they cayute.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Doc was like we PRE MED :nun:

      *******

      I hollered when he said that. And that's also when I knew he couldn't ever be my doctor :nono: :rofl: :hug: Donte

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      just bc you don’t like it doesn’t mean its gay.

      ________________

      :lol: Kids get detention for calling things gay here. Fagg, Gay, Nigg er, Cracker = trouble. :yes:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Thanks @listen.

    • Dymond

      * Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign
      -----------------
      :rofl: who added this to the list? y'all crazy

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Ahhhh ok that makes perfect sense. :yes: You in the hometeam area. :lol: Well I hope thats confined to the north. :lol: I havent been reading that though. I see forums just want the Pats to be level. Thats it.
      ......................................

      I been arguing with these fools all week :facepalm:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      They get together and its like WWIII out this bish
      __________________________

      :crying1: :pray: :crying1:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I do not stick a rag with my finger in my butt.
      ____________

      see that's why I was trying to tip toe around it yesterday by saying "I wash my butt like I wash my ears in the shower" cuz I know everybody don't go in there.

      but here come Mrs. Take talmbout some pouring peroxide and a q-tip :rofl:

      hell, some ppl do enemas with coffee. :shrugs: takes all kinds to make the world go round.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      this is easy to do
      ____________

      No it aint dymen. :no: This dog is artistic maybe..

    • SummerBaby

      *Are you any of the following:
      Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean. If not you can not be here seeing has how us Roses are always one of these things. *rolls eyes*
      --------------------------
      :crying1:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Why every time I crack up at something one of y'all said, the baby stops eating to laugh too. Smh.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      lite skin-ded?
      :hahaha:

      Kdub said Rang Around The Rosey last night!!!! :crying1: :crying1:

      :waves: <--circulah motion :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      When I brought the convo back to the nature of my call, this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now. Oh really?

      ********

      I would have been questioning you too :shrug: calling these folks about personal shlt :nono: :lol: Are you a debt collector?

    • MissJoanClayton

      I mean I could tell the parents but they wouldn't care/do anything about it, they're kinda meh their damn selves lol. At this point the school knows me so if I brought it up they wouldn't do anything :shrugs: I just wanted to know if y'all thought it was weird or if I was just being paranoid

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I hollered when he said that. And that’s also when I knew he couldn’t ever be my doctor
      _______________________

      I turnt my head away like PRE he said. Once he POST over to a med school imma look back at him. :hahaha:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now
      _______________________

      bless your :heart: for having the patience for this :phew: i'm unable :no:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Then, she asked a bunch of other question. When I brought the convo back to the nature of my call, this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now. Oh really
      __________________

      yes, really. if you mailed her the bill and called her doorter and she aint paid you yet then when you finna get the hint? :rules:

      my brother's bill collectors call me. I entertain they asses like wellllll if you calling me then you know you need to gone and charge this off cuz my name benett and im not in it. :nana:

      don't call me bout no money. I will see you when I see you.

    • The Pearl!

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      PEARL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
      Doc was like we PRE MED :nun: UBISHU so if’n she aint white she AT LEAST lite-skinneddded™
      :crying1: …
      ___________
      Damn, Nef. You say Doc got him a trophy Joan Clayton/Ranbow Johnson wife? Ya'll really ain't shyt ta-day! :hahaha:

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      This dog is artistic maybe..
      ________________________

      :hahaha: :phew: you said he might be you and Bron's baby that day :ghost:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      and a q-tip
      __________

      I once worked with an engineer who cleaned his toilet ..the parts you cant hardly get to.. ? With qtips. :huh: I never trusted him. Too much anal in that. He fukked a pkg girl at the holiday porty so you kno he aint right. :no:

      You can clean bebe privates with qtips real good. :yes: Gets right in them cracks and crevices.

    • KDub

      who added this to the list? y’all crazy
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Well we added it due to another Rose. :rofl:

    • Dymond

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      this is easy to do
      ____________

      No it aint dymen. :no: This dog is artistic maybe..
      -------------------------------
      lmao :hahaha: I swear mine is 'artistic' also but she is very smaht...anyway, just associate a word like "POTTY" and use it when you take em outside, he/she will learn that word means to use the bathroom, also take em out and let em use the bathroom and immediately go back in (no playtime), dogs understand a lot more than we think...it's a process though, repeat, repeat, repeat and make sure all the kids are involved...it won't take long

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      This dog is artistic maybe..
      ____________________

      :ghost:

      hyperboleandahalf.blogspotDOTcom/2010/07/dog.html test to see if your dog is retahdid.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      Why every time I crack up at something one of y’all said, the baby stops eating to laugh too. Smh.
      ______________________________

      Keya, OUR baby :love: is alert, responsive, and advanced, TUH! :nun:
      (and prob nosey like her mama.... :kona: ) :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Did EYE miss the question in 296? :thinking:

      :welcome: anyhow :yes:

      ====================
      Dymond :yahoo: Hey boo

    • MissJoanClayton

      We still talking about cleaning booty holes :ghost:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek: says:

      VDot, you said Doc’s wife is a sprite?

      _____________________

      :think: but Doc Rivers’ wife IS a sprite… aint it? :blink:
      ~~~
      I beleee they're speaking of DONTE

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      If you call MY child about MY business, regardless of age, we got isshas. Don't do it. You call I hang right on up. If they had the money, they would call you. Not the other way around.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      or if I was just being paranoid
      _______________

      *inch fingers* Thats just my opinion tho. Some of the other parents feel differently.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :newpost: :newpost:

    • skrimps

      The Pearl

      Not traumatized lol

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I once worked with an engineer who cleaned his toilet ..the parts you cant hardly get to.. ? With qtips.
      _________________________________

      my son fren came over this weekend. I had to get on my knees to scrub all behind my toilet to get the piss smell out. I got my son trained (mostly!) but his friends........*trails off*

      well his mama do keep the kitty litter box in the kitchen next to the stove so.....

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      Do you wash the inside of your butt at night? -Inside the crack with lots of unscented soap and summers eve mixed.
      *Have you ever had pink eye?- No
      *How did you get it?- NA
      *You a womenz or a menz? -Womenz
      *Top or bottom? -Bottom
      *You have kids? -No
      *A stalker bf/gf-bf for over a year. Keep tellung that nig to stop calling me. Guess the puss was good
      * Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign?- No :hahaha: *Are you any of the following:
      Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.-single and mean ass hell.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      I once worked with an engineer who cleaned his toilet ..the parts you cant hardly get to.. ? With qtips
      _____________________________

      :hailnaw: :no:
      this dude keepin in practice for when CSI finally show up to his crib! :nono:

    • http://chanandhiscamera.com ChanAintShytAgain

      What I miss?

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      :newpost:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      lovezoe says:

      If you call MY child about MY business, regardless of age, we got isshas. Don’t do it. You call I hang right on up. If they had the money, they would call you. Not the other way around.
      ____________________________

      pretty much :tea:

      all that calling doesn't make ppl get money in their pockets any quicker.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      well his mama do keep the kitty litter box in the kitchen next to the stove so…..

      __________________________

      so this a real person?!!! :blink:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      test to see if your dog is retahdid.

      _____________________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: For the record (new roses and lurkers..) we love Aritistic chirrens and add-ults. :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      bless your :heart: for having the patience for this :phew: i’m unable :no:

      WATTS this about? :bounce:

    • The Pearl!

      VDot says:

      Doc was like we PRE MED :nun:
      *******
      I hollered when he said that. And that’s also when I knew he couldn’t ever be my doctor :nono: :rofl: :hug: Donte
      _____
      But, why, V? Cuz you might need him to look at your very clean booty meat and he will automatically refuse? :hahaha:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      well his mama do keep the kitty litter box in the kitchen next to the stove so…..

      ______________

      :dead:

    • Dymond

      I, Dymond, did not equate 'artistic' with 'retahdid' :no: not I

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      lmao I swear mine is ‘artistic’ also but she is very smaht…anyway, just associate a word like “POTTY” and use it when you take em outside, he/she will learn that word means to use the bathroom, also take em out and let em use the bathroom and immediately go back in (no playtime), dogs understand a lot more than we think…it’s a process though, repeat, repeat, repeat and make sure all the kids are involved…it won’t take long

      ________________

      Right. :| Im working on it. I doing these things. He love my hallway tho :cry:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I, Dymond, did not equate ‘artistic’ with ‘retahdid’ not I
      ____________

      Dymen hates aritistics. Shame. :no:

    • Dymond

      DTTS how ya doing hot stuff? :hi:

    • Dymond

      :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      BUTTT :oldman: IF you sign on the dotted line you okay them to call whoever you listed :shrug:

    • Time to Waste

      But ok, was she ok with what he did,
      ------------------
      She was bout it!
      She was in to it and asking questions

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Dymond says:

      DTTS how ya doing hot stuff? :hi:

      :winky:

    • She_ShowOut

      VDot says:

      When I brought the convo back to the nature of my call, this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now. Oh really?
      ********
      I would have been questioning you too :shrug: calling these folks about personal shlt :nono: :lol: Are you a debt collector?
      ___________________________________
      LOL, dang this is my job to call people and yes it is business...we prolly sound like debt collectors but we're not.

    • She_ShowOut

      User Friendly says:

      lovezoe says:
      If you call MY child about MY business, regardless of age, we got isshas. Don’t do it. You call I hang right on up. If they had the money, they would call you. Not the other way around.
      ____________________________
      pretty much :tea:
      all that calling doesn’t make ppl get money in their pockets any quicker.
      ____________________________________
      That's why I posted it here for ya'll mean clean booty azzes
      The take away is that creditors you do business with have a way to get yo number, your ex-wife/husband's grandma, cousin and every little kid with a phone associated with you. But, the person calling doesn't know who these numbers belong to...we are just given a calling list. I'm just the worker bee. sheesh

    • SugarFoot

      :crying: :crying: not light brite Dot :rofl:

    • LAGRL

      All 4 of those little girls are Barbie Bates (her IG handle) so after this one she will have 5 girls and chad will still have 50-11 kids ????????