Beyonce

No one creates sensational headlines as often and as frequently as pop singer Beyonce does.

An argument can be made that the pop superstar is the queen of self-promotion on social media. Certainly no one -- aside from Kim Kardashian, can make a photo go viral quicker than Bey.

Over the weekend, Beyonce posted a new photograph that seems to suggest she might be with child.

While many of Beyonce's crazed Stans seized upon the new photo as evidence that she's pregnant, we know that's impossible.

The mother-of-one is rumored to be barren, and word has it that she retained the services of a surrogate to deliver her only child, Blue Ivy Carter, 3 years ago.

The only logical explanation for the sand baby photo is that Beyonce's daughter Blue Ivy is a very talented toddler who can create anatomically correct sand sculptures. It does make you wonder what that child has seen at home?

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    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      This could even be linked back to lumminawty.

      Fun times in the sand with her family I say. :love: and if she is indeed preggers, congrats!

      I miss playing in the sand with my little dude.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      she’s pregnant, we know that’s impossible.
      _________________
      :crying1:

    • Smonae

      Sandie your shade :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      She did this on purpose. Pregnant or not she smart :lol:
      Oh and Kim K looks real pregnant to me. I saw she tried to stretch it out for her show trying to say she is having fertility issues :stop: your Doorter barely 2. You ain't had no issue. And if it ain't her positive pregnancy test in the promo it must be Bruce baby. He starting from scratch. Gonna raise this kid right. Carry it even

    • Time to Waste

      It does make you wonder what that child has seen at home?
      -------------
      :rofl:
      I knew when she called her a Pop singer, it was gonna come in the end
      :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      It does make you wonder what that child has seen at home?
      ___________

      I'm sure lil Blu seen Bey's :boobs: :hahaha: Sandra you a mess

    • SummerBaby

      An argument can be made that the pop superstar is the queen of self-promotion on social media. Certainly no one — aside from Kim Kardashian, can make a photo go viral quicker than Bey.
      ----------------------
      This is very true :yes:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      And if it ain’t her positive pregnancy test in the promo it must be Bruce baby. He starting from scratch. Gonna raise this kid right. Carry it even
      ----------
      :crying1:

    • Unshakable

      @topic,

      If she is, congrats are def in order.

      If her surrogate is, congrats to her and tha handsome severance package you will receive. Now that's how to market Hello Kitty (if and only if Bey even uses a surrogate)

      If not, looks like she is having a blast in the sand. It looks like seaux much fun!

      @Razz,

      Hi RazzleDazzle.....how is life going for you?

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      Cause I really wanna know of I am the only one who watched this even it was via on demand:
      Ummmm anybody watch the show on Bravo Love Thy Sister? One is the ex of Vince Carter ? The other Antwan Jamison? They supposed to be high class but first episode one got a rotund 10 year old that cuss like a sailor and another got a tranny friend … She (ex Anywan) AINT had none in 2 years so she was master debating :eek: in the shower.. On camera… The last sister dating a politician … She accused him of cheating. They went all in for this fame :no: The Ruckers

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      An argument can be made that the pop superstar is the queen of self-promotion on social media.
      _________

      she bare-ly posts at all.

      so is this proof that beyonce only has one tittay ball too? :rolleyes: :rofl:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Whats up with the 38.7 comments how does that work 38 had some more to say or 39 wasnt ready. :shrug: But congrats.

    • Smonae

      Shake Im good hun, how u doing?

    • Gigi26

      Uhhh whatever. I don't care if she is or isn't. Shyt she married.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      So I go to charlies and get me a chicken philly and cheddar cheese and bacon fries, with a kinda sweet tea. (3/4 unsweet, 1/4 sweet).. I get to my desk and am getting down on my fries...go to reach for my drink and it's in the car.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      It does make you wonder what that child has seen at home?
      ______________

      bey barely wears clothes outside so i know she be in the house nekkid as a jay bird.

      my kids have seen plenty titty meat. aint nobody got time for no clothes in the house. plus its hot as hell :phew: think my landlord trying to rotisserie us.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Whats up with the 38.7 comments how does that work 38 had some more to say or 39 wasnt ready. :shrug: But congrats.
      _________

      Probably so ... :hahaha: I have posted comments before and only half of my shyt post :rofl:

    • KDub

      The only logical explanation for the sand baby photo is that Beyonce’s daughter Blue Ivy is a very talented toddler who can create anatomically correct sand sculptures.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      *Passes Sandra some glasses*...Pink Tulips aint make that. Look at the ADD-DULT sized hand prints on the stomach part.

    • luVn_liFe…

      good 4 har

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      SOTHERNGRL says:

      Whats up with the 38.7 comments how does that work 38 had some more to say or 39 wasnt ready. :shrug: But congrats.
      _____________________________

      here you go, hold this today :trophy:

      38.7k = 38,700

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      Ion really care man I mean I'm still trying to get over the over sensationalized 1st pregnancy geeze that was so tiresome yo keep up with

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

      So I go to charlies and get me a chicken philly and cheddar cheese and bacon fries, with a kinda sweet tea. (3/4 unsweet, 1/4 sweet)..
      ____________

      Man that sounds yummy :crying1:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      old ass client talmbout Im not gonna sit down cuz Im in a rush.

      hell, ion care. you still finna wait. old ass gone be dead soon enough anyway. mines well go out kicking.

    • luVn_liFe…

      *sucks teeth* at UF being an IG skowler
      :rolleyes:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Hey unshake :waves: Had to run out in the cold to get my drank. :lol:

      Life is good. I have an interview for a wing level job tomorrow. I spoke to the person holding the interviews and it seems like I might have a leg up on the two others.
      How you love?

    • luVn_liFe…

      speaking of the beyonce's, JayZ has hooked Gurley :nun:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Razz good luck on your interview :winky:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :bball: SPURS are at the White House tuhDAY! :champ: :trophy: :D

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      sucks teeth* at UF being an IG skowler
      ______________________

      :lol: the K stands for thousand everywhere tho :ashamed:

      why would it be .7 of a comment? :rofl: that's like dude that wrote that check with 44 cents.

    • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

      That's nice being pregnant and announcing via the sand.

      So orginal

    • Unshakable

      @SMonae,

      I am good......can't complain at all. Thanks for asking.

      @Razzle...don't you hate when that happens? It's kinda like the flow has been all messed up once you realize it. Kinda like when you go to sleep, you turn the heat on because you are cold, but in the milla of the night you havin heat flashes but still don't feel like moving because you are in that good spot in your bed. :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I just noticed the 38. comment thing :facepalm: my slow azz

    • The Pearl!

      (runs into the post out of breaf from draggin this damned comment for 3 posts!!!!)

      @TakeTake,
      I will check out the one you talmbout. Cuz babay, eatin healthy ain’t no joke. No joke at all. Quite a commitment. Now I see why folkk eat unhealthy…..it’s seaux much easier. :hahaha:
      _______________
      Not to mention cheaper….cuz juicing is EXPENSIVE! Shake, did you see where I said I did extensive research and bought a Breville juicer? My first one was a Jack LaLane and when it broke, I upgraded. I love it!

    • KDub

      Man that sounds yummy
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Girl. I read that there ish and instantly got MAD. Damn diet :sad:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @Jenie it is :crying1: Even the tea. You know how the "sweet tea" they market these days be liquid diet-beedies. You gotta dilute it so much for it to taste normal. :lol:

      Baby is happy. I am happy. We is happy. :D

    • luVn_liFe…

      The Pearl! says: (runs into the post out of breaf from draggin this damned comment for 3 posts!!!!)
      ~~~~~
      :hahaha: :hahaha:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      KDub says:

      Man that sounds yummy
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Girl. I read that there ish and instantly got MAD. Damn diet :sad:
      ____________

      All I had was turnip and Kale greens with turkey meat in it for lunch... that shyt has turned into water seems like.... I'm so hungry ... I can't wait to get home and cook these tacos .... :yahoo:

    • Ms Peaches

      I hope Ohio State get in that as-s tonite. :box:

    • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

      You can tell many things about your diet.

      skin, face, back, tops of arms

      Water is the best and least expensive to do

      If you go to restroom and your number two smells of 1000 zombies you aren't eating right

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @jenie Thank you!

      @Unshake Yes! :lol:

    • KDub

      Breville juicer
      ^^^^^^^^^
      I want one SO BAD. I am so damn CHEAP tho. LAWD. I cant even bring myself to get the lil $99 compact one. I COULD put it on my Kohl's card...

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      Good for her if she is :clap: her and hubby can go sit down and be parents :yes: I think their cup runneth over :shrug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      If you go to restroom and your number two smells of 1000 zombies you aren’t eating right
      ~~~~
      :shock:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT says:

      You can tell many things about your diet.
      skin, face, back, tops of arms
      Water is the best and least expensive to do
      If you go to restroom and your number two smells of 1000 zombies you aren’t eating right
      ______________

      True :no: it's a lot of folks couldn't be possibly eating right smelling like death .... and when you in the restroom and you know you stank .... mix some water in there :mad: don't plop a turd and just let it sit in there... plop and flush ...plop and flush :rules: mix some water in that there ... or as my dad say "damn light a match in there" :rofl:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I want one SO BAD. I am so damn CHEAP tho. LAWD. I cant even bring myself to get the lil $99 compact one. I COULD put it on my Kohl’s card…
      ____________________

      it aint romantic but maybe cupid will bring you one for valentines day. :wink:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      luVn_liFe... says:

      If you go to restroom and your number two smells of 1000 zombies you aren’t eating right
      ~~~~
      :shock: <<<< that's some true shyt though :yes:

    • Locapoca

      True it’s a lot of folks couldn’t be possibly eating right smelling like death
      ^^^^^
      :rofl: If your shyt smells like death you need a damn colon cleanse along with a diet change!

    • The Pearl!

      :waves: Livvie! :hug:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      So why this other sergeant (who is yt) ask this new airman (who is Black) what her hair looks like? :ghost:

      Her edges and shyt is about as bare as Naomi Campbell's clinically depressed edges and she got some kinda wig on that is within regulations..

      I kinda felt bad for her cause she tried to play like she cut her hair and it's slowly growing back...I thought about mentioning that at times hair can be a sensitive topic for some black females to the other sergeant...but I proceeded to go to my car for my drink. I was quite parched. :tea:

    • The Pearl!

      Um, you know I meant LUvVie! :shame:

    • Time to Waste

      here you go, hold this today :trophy:

      38.7k = 38,700
      ----------------
      :smile:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Ms Peaches says:

      I hope Ohio State get in that as-s tonite. ?

      ********

      :cosign: Go Duck hunting on they azz like the old Nintendo game :ak47:

    • KDub

      it aint romantic but maybe cupid will bring you one for valentines day.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Cupid BET KNAT get me no juicer for Valemtimes Day. :nono:

      Cupid if your azz is lurking, and you can see this...roll up on me with a juicer IF YOU WANTEW. :chase:

    • luVn_liFe…

      that's some true shyt though :yes:
      ~~~
      :wink: I Know JENIE, that was my horrified face at the THOUGHT
      @DUBB
      I Know the FEELING I wanted the magicbullet FOREVER, but wouldn't by myself one. I got one for Xmas, girl I use it EVERYDAY!
      Im FRUGAL TEW!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :ashamed:

      shuddup Time!

      dammit!

    • Ms Peaches

      LOL I have been trying to contact my daughter after the Cowboys loss. She ain't trying to hear ish. I doubt she'll even want to watch the superbowl.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I was quite parched. ?

      *******

      This heffa. :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Locapoca says:

      True it’s a lot of folks couldn’t be possibly eating right smelling like death
      ^^^^^
      :rofl: If your shyt smells like death you need a damn colon cleanse along with a diet change!
      _____________

      :yes: :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @Taken-- I seenT that first episode of Love Thy SIster... :no: I don't think it's funny that her 10 year old cusses... I could see if she was two and was copying what she heard..even then I'd correct the baby girl. She may be doing everything else right but it doesn't justify allowing her little girl cuss like that.

    • luVn_liFe…

      The Pearl! says:

      Um, you know I meant LUvVie! :shame:
      ~~~
      PEARLEE
      I Know u is TIRED from draggin ur comment all day :rofl: :rofl:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Cupid BET KNAT get me no juicer for Valemtimes Day. :nono:

      Cupid if your azz is lurking, and you can see this…roll up on me with a juicer IF YOU WANTEW.
      _________________________

      ooh my bad :kona: Im probably the only one that likes presents like that. :lol:

      my son and his friends broke my dyson :crying: I would gladly take a new one for valemtimes.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      luVn_liFe... says:

      that’s some true shyt though :yes:
      ~~~
      :wink: I Know JENIE, that was my horrified face at the THOUGHT
      @DUBB
      I Know the FEELING I wanted the magicbullet FOREVER, but wouldn’t by myself one. I got one for Xmas, girl I use it EVERYDAY!
      Im FRUGAL TEW!
      _________________

      My magic bullet broke already :crying: I bought it with Sandra's gift card .... I have been a smoothie fool since I bought that thing.... but since it's broke... I have to use my blender :sad: eventually I'm going to buy the nutribullet or a ninja ... I need to check out the reviews :thinking:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @Vdot-Well it's cold out and I was already annoyed I had to go back out to go get it. :lol:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      I is back. They have released me!!!!!! Anywho I sent this like yesterday I think ion. Whatever I thought she was preggers like 5 months ago.

    • luVn_liFe…

      . She ain’t trying to hear ish
      ~~~~
      msPeaches I FEEL her on THAT! loRT I was SEW Seaux SO Angry yesterday
      :crying1:
      they CHEATED DEZ! (X)

    • The Pearl!

      KDub says:

      Breville juicer
      ^^^^^^^^^
      I want one SO BAD. I am so damn CHEAP tho. LAWD. I cant even bring myself to get the lil $99 compact one. I COULD put it on my Kohl’s card…
      ______________
      This is why I did extensive research after J. LaLane juicer broke (after several years of use). The motor died. I could have replaced the part, but decided to upgrade. (something I learned from my ex-husband -- whenever possible, buy the better brand(s) from the git so you don't end up re-buying the cheaper brand(s) over and over) :winky:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      the Black maj came in as I was walking out cause he saw me laughing and walking away... I told him the sergeant was asking the black girl about her hair and his ass went and instigated. :facepalm:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Black major*

    • luVn_liFe…

      JENIE!!! Take it BACK! get a new one, how did it break???

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      My magic bullet broke already :crying: I bought it with Sandra’s gift card
      _______________________

      you just got that for xmas! :eek: you should return it, used and all or at least call the maker and have them fix it or send you a replacement.

    • Time to Waste

      Cupid BET KNAT get me no juicer for Valemtimes Day. :nono:
      -----------------------
      I just emailed Cupid the earrings I wanted yesterday :tea:
      I had to email Santa too :yes:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I love smoothies :love: use to go to this place called Tropical Smoothie and get me the Blue Lagoon :yes: no sweetner add whey ... they kept changing the hours on me... by the time they open hell I'm at work .... now I make my own every morning .... good breakfast ..... keeps ya regular too :yes:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      NAE :happy:
      DAMN HAIR u threw DOWN! I want some apple pic crust, is it flaky?? :bounce:

      by luVn_
      _______

      Oh girl that shit was store brough. I ain't have no time to be kneading no flour. They lucky they got what they got. The only thing I made from scratch is the crumbled topping. I guess I'll make up since I'm making stupid bananas pudding from someone and I'll make one for my house. Cause they greedy like that.

    • Unshakable

      @RazzleDazzle,

      When you said an i.terview for a wing position, why did I think you was vying for a position at a chicken place, particularly WingStop? :wail:

      I then had to memma what your hustle is and gatha myself togetha accordingly. :yes: I am good and I'm glad your throak ain't no longer parched.

      @The Fecal Conoisseur

      So, how should your feces smell? Serious question.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      I love smoothies :love: use to go to this place called Tropical Smoothie and get me the Blue Lagoon :yes: no sweetner add whey … they kept changing the hours on me… by the time they open hell I’m at work …. now I make my own every morning …. good breakfast ….. keeps ya regular too :yes:

      by jeniefrumdabloc on Jan 12, 2015 at 3:06 pm
      _______

      See I needs me a blender. Some kinda of bullet or nutri system something

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @jennie the ninja is awsome! we were over someone's house and they had it. we plan on getting one in the near future.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Kdub & GG
      *jacked

      A special edition of satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, produced after last week's newsroom massacre, will reportedly feature caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      User Friendly says:

      My magic bullet broke already :crying: I bought it with Sandra’s gift card
      _______________________
      you just got that for xmas! :eek: you should return it, used and all or at least call the maker and have them fix it or send you a replacement.
      ___________

      I was about to say I can't find the receipt... but I just thought about it ... I bought it online .... I have the receipt in my e-mail.... ya'll I hate taking shyt back ... but I will :yes:

    • KDub

      Im probably the only one that likes presents like that.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I do, actually ALOT...but Cupid got his instructions and he better not deviate. :chase:

    • The Pearl!

      luVn_liFe... says:

      The Pearl! says:
      Um, you know I meant LUvVie! :shame:
      ~~~
      PEARLEE
      I Know u is TIRED from draggin ur comment all day :rofl: :rofl:
      ______________-
      :rofl: ALL damned day! And rushing befoe Sandy throws up another post that I have to drag that stale ass comment to! :hahaha:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      @The Fecal Conoisseur
      ____________________

      :huh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Ughhhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to eat my :pizza:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @unshake Wingstop? :hahaha: although it sounds good (food wise), it'd be a pretty big down grade :lol:

    • KDub

      A special edition of satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, produced after last week’s newsroom massacre, will reportedly feature caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      They still aint learnt huh?

    • luVn_liFe…

      JENIE I put whey in my smoothies every morning too. I make one to go for my lunch (meal supplement) TODAY Though, It has not lasted. I AM Starved!!

      OHHH HAIR, U making desserts and shyte! :pizza: girl!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      User Friendly says:

      @The Fecal Conoisseur
      ____________________

      :huh:

      Fighting words?! :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @The Fecal Conoisseur
      So, how should your feces smell? Serious question.
      ===================
      :ghost:

      Like roses? Or manure? :kona:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      My receipt>>>>>>> :waves: <<<<<<<

    • KDub

      @The Fecal Conoisseur
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Prolly done contracted pink eye.

      :coffee:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :ghost:

      Like roses? Or manure? :kona:
      ~~~~
      :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nope Kdub :no:

      *jacked

      A lawyer for the publication told French radio that this Wednesday's issue will "obviously" lampoon the Prophet -- among other figures -- to demonstrate that its staff will "cede nothing" to terrorists who wish to silence them, Sky News reported.

      According to Sky News, 1 million copies of this week's Charlie Hebdo special "survivors' issue" are to be published. Many of the copies will be made available outside of France and the latest edition will be offered in 16 languages.

    • luVn_liFe…

      JENIE, OKAY SCREW That you just got it! AINT NOBODY RIsssh round here!

      How did it BREAK?

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      LuVn folks that follow me on IG be seeing my food posts. So now mofo's that I'm cool with is asking for ish. Ima do it this one time and after that I charging nucca's. I don't even wanna feed my peoples. I do it cause I need them alive, but I ain't got time to be feeding other folks!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I got something called Veggie Harvest from Jamba Juice this morning. Apple, Carrot, Beet, ginger, and super greens.

      its too sweet. anything with beets in it taste like koolaid to me but beets are supposedly good for anemia.

      Shakey there is a book called "what does your poo say about you". can yall please not talk about dooky :pray:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Dub- watch somebody else is going to go crazy.

    • luVn_liFe…

      According to Sky News, 1 million copies of this week’s Charlie Hebdo special “survivors’ issue” are to be published. Many of the copies will be made available outside of France and the latest edition will be offered in 16 languages.
      ~~~~
      it's all about profits not GP. Git the hell on. :no:

    • The Pearl!

      jeniefrumdabloc says:

      My receipt>>>>>>> :waves: <<<<<<<
      ____________-
      You go, Jenie!!!! I hate-hate-hate returning shyt, too, but that's worth the aggravation! Yo won't be sorry!

    • Blanche Devereaux

      I hate my fawkin neighbors yall. I told y'all they are always fighting which I reported them, but my issue is...why are you always knocking on my door asking for chit. Asking do i have weed, do I have a Swisher, can they use our car, can they borrow 5 dollars. FOH :chase:

      If you spent as much time looking for a job as you did getting high and begging maybe you wouldn't be on my doorbell so much...bums.
      Pissed me off :cuss:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Prolly done contracted pink eye.
      ----------
      Almost had my food go across the screen.

      :crying1:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      A lawyer for the publication told French radio that this Wednesday’s issue will “obviously” lampoon the Prophet — among other figures — to demonstrate that its staff will “cede nothing” to terrorists who wish to silence them, Sky News reported.
      _______________

      I do understand ppl are tired of getting bullied by other ppl's religion but iono how this is gonna turn out. :bite:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      @The Fecal Conoisseur
      So, how should your feces smell? Serious question.
      ===================
      :ghost:

      Like roses? Or manure? :kona:

      by RAZZ be like: :tea: on Jan 12, 2015 at 3:11 pm
      _____

      Soo we're speaking of poo PPP now?

      OMG I'm going to die working here with all these woman. Lady was just telling people fawk them an hour ago. Now cause se think she's gonna lose her section 8 she all in tears and chit. Lady go have a damn seat, where was your tears an hour ago when you was being disrespectful?

    • SummerBaby

      I hate my fawkin neighbors yall. I told y’all they are always fighting which I reported them, but my issue is…why are you always knocking on my door asking for chit. Asking do i have weed, do I have a Swisher, can they use our car, can they borrow 5 dollars. FOH :chase:

      If you spent as much time looking for a job as you did getting high and begging maybe you wouldn’t be on my doorbell so much…bums.
      --------------------
      :dead: :rofl:

    • Unshakable

      @RazzleDazzle,

      Yes ma'am....a downgrade indeed. I just saw "wing" and ran with it. I couldn't eem stop myself. :rofl:

      @User,

      Yes, Fecal Conoisseur. The poster said your excrement shouldn't smell lime 1000 zombies, seaux what's the range of stench that's allowed? Tis important info.

      @dtts,

      Sorry babe, but health is very, very important. I still luh you mami! :love:

    • Gigi26

      Really UF? When I put Beets in my smoothies they taste like dirt :no:

      But they clean me out good :thumbsup:

      Matta fact I gotta get back up on my smoothie game, been slacking I got my seeds and errrythang, my chia and flaxseeds...even hempseeds :yes:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Asking do i have weed, do I have a Swisher,
      ____________

      well do ya? :popcorn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      User Friendly says:

      sucks teeth* at UF being an IG skowler
      ______________________

      :lol: the K stands for thousand everywhere tho :ashamed:

      why would it be .7 of a comment? :rofl: that’s like dude that wrote that check with 44 cents.

      :oldman: Tidbit... An M can stand for thousand :yes: sometimeZZZ

      example: 1 pc costs $0.08M meaning the piece costs 8 cents per thousand #knowledgeispower :kona:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      I got a Breville juicer.. Love it. I juiced of my main 3 meals last week to reser my body. Should have done a straight juice for 3 days but I am a pseudo sangle parent and :no: I was not prepared for it and was not about to be blacked out on the floor and my kids be :wails: I JUICED almost all 7 days last year. Trying to do that fat sick and nearly dead documentary challenge. Chile. I had to get a salad after day 5. Hubby was like :nono: on day 2 .. but I did do the 10 day smoothie cleanse and it was a lot more effective. I keep saying I am going to do he full this month… so far I am still modifying. I had 2 green smoothies for lunch and dinner. Snacked on carrots and almonds. But I am eating a regular meal. I didn’t plan this part out so I am having leftovers. Don’t ask me what I made this weekend :kona:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Asking do i have weed, do I have a Swisher, can they use our car, can they borrow 5 dollars.
      -----------------
      :eek:

      Muffuggas is bold these day, ain't they? Nawl, not a cup of sugar, not a stick of butter or two eggs.. Weed, a cigar, USE YOUR FUGGING CAR? Tell their dusty asses to get a fuggin life.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Yes, Fecal Conoisseur.
      ______________

      I don't think anyone wants that on their resume. :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      @dtts,

      Sorry babe, but health is very, very important. I still luh you mami! :love:

      Ditto and EYE agree! :yes: Who said differently? :lol:

    • Unshakable

      @Blanche,

      You doin the right thing yo. Keep those healthy boundaries in place to help maintain your sanity. You could even post a sign on your door that reads:

      WE HAVE NOTHING TO HAND OUT BUT PRAYER. MAY THE LORD ADD A RICH BLESSING TO THE READER OF THESE WORDS. HAVE A BLESSED DAY.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Shakey there is a book called “what does your poo say about you”. can yall please not talk about dooky :pray:

      by User Friendly on Jan 12, 2015 at 3:13 pm
      _______

      A book??? The name tho, lol

      @Blanche I remember I had neighbors from hell, he'll you hear me? The mother was never there to attend to her 18yr kid, like ever. Soooo yawl already know what the deal was. It was the cut stop, hang out spot, smash spot and everything in between. I used to be so sick. All kinds of fawkery used to go on in there. I was Sooo happy when the mamma ain't pay the rent and they got rid of their asses. (lord forgive me) but I couldn't take it. The mother was a dirty hoe. My mother was like "oh when I was watching the kids, I saw her leaving with some boxes" she knew she was getting the boot, and just left her son for dead. He was like 20 by this time.

    • KDub

      You said your nerves bad @Blanche. Gone over there and catch you a contact sis. :peace: Be like NO I dont have one, but when yall blaze...please come back over here and knock on my DAMN DOOR since that is all yall do ANYWAYS.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      THE NEXT TIME I would open the front door and BOP that bish in the nose! :box: FOH asking me for shatt I work for! Nah son! :chase:
      They gonna try to push up on your man, watch! They trying to get cool. too cool :nono:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      WE HAVE NOTHING TO HAND OUT BUT PRAYER. MAY THE LORD ADD A RICH BLESSING TO THE READER OF THESE WORDS. HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
      -----------
      I read this with seaux much sarcasm. :rofl:

    • Unshakable

      @DTTS,

      Oh....my fault.....i thought you had said you was tryna eat. My apologies
      babe. Just stressing the emphasis of this funky topic. :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      Really UF? When I put Beets in my smoothies they taste like dirt :no:
      __________
      :cosign: no matter how hard i washed them

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Oh, that was Blanche... :stop: NO! Don't hurt em Hammer :kona:
      :ashamed:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      A book??? The name tho, lol
      _______________________

      :yes: one of our clients brought that stupid mess up in here. said he gave them out to his friends at xmas time.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Luvyn the spinner thing is not spinnispinni my blade :sad: maybe I was pputting too much in there.. it's not working though :no:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      @User :rofl:

      @Razz I'm TIRED :eek: I told babe tell these heaux don't ask for nothing else because if I have to its gonna be a riot. I'm nice but baby when you take me there :nun: may the Lord protect you.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I am eating :rofl: though

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      :ashamed: I thought the majicbullet was a self-satisfier :kona:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      They gonna try to push up on your man, watch! They trying to get cool. too cool
      ____________________________

      they trying to get Blanche high and turn her out :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I use Aria whey protein it has the vanilla flavor :yes: good shyt

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      @User :rofl:
      ______________

      I will take that as a yes :tea:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Fiyah :chase:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Asking do i have weed, do I have a Swisher, can they use our car, can they borrow 5 dollars.
      —————–
      :eek: this right here! Lol when I was younger we had neighbors that would knock on our door for everything. My mother was always nice. But not my father "No we ain't got shit, don't knock on my fawkin door"

    • bama_n_jersey

      I have a Ninja and Love it. I had the Bullet also, but IMO the Ninja blades are better. Be careful though. I bought my momma one and this heffa cut her finger on the blades :facepalm:

      Sports people....did you all see where the wide receiver (I think) that did good on the last couple of games for Oregon, popped hot on the pee test? Stoopid...

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Afiya- No ma'am, but I thought about taking it "there" for the sake of @Taken mentioning the girl getting caught playing with her self in the shower :rofl:

    • Ms Peaches

      Hey yall can you buy eye drops to make your eyes whiter?

    • Unshakable

      @User,

      Why am I over hear in tears aftah reading your comment? Ok.....we ain't got to talk about it. Oh poo..... :hahaha: Luv you User!

      @Razzle,

      The Holy Spirit impressed those words upon my heart. :nun:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Who trying to have white eyes Peaches? Lol ion I would be scared tho

    • Blanche Devereaux

      @DTTS that's what he said. They asked him did we wanna come smoke. He knows I don't like them so he lied and said that I don't then was still tryna get him to come over. He was like those ugly bulldaggers better leave me alone before I have to hurt some feelings. I ain't worried, he doesn't like fat girls, or broke ones. I got my eye on them though...trust
      @HL that is a mess. I would a been glad they got evicted too FOH with your mess

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      <==== Girl getting caught. :eek: Yew need to Knawck ferrrst! :rofl:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Hey yall can you buy eye drops to make your eyes whiter?
      ____________________________

      you got the pink eye too? :shocked:

      spritz some fabuloso in it. clear you right on up :thumbsup:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      bama_n_jersey says:

      I have a Ninja and Love it. I had the Bullet also, but IMO the Ninja blades are better. Be careful though. I bought my momma one and this heffa cut her finger on the blades
      ______________

      I heard those blades the truth :thumbsup: but since it's just me and Lil J ... the magic bullet a good starter... but now I kinda want a nutribullet or a ninja :thinking: when I get some extra money I may get me one :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *jacked

      Influential Democrats are pushing a new plan to give middle-class Americans a big tax break, but only by imposing a new tax on Wall Street traders and other top earners -- drawing a rebuke from majority Republicans who say the proposal would hurt the economy.

      Rep. Chris Van Hollen, D-Md., unveiled the tax plan on Monday at the Center for American Progress.

      His plan would give a tax credit of roughly $2,000 per year to middle-class families, reportedly defined as couples making under $200,000. According to The Washington Post, the windfall would add up to roughly $1.2 trillion over the next decade.

      However, to pay for the plan, Van Hollen wants to charge a fee on financial transactions, and curtail tax breaks for other top earners, effectively transferring wealth from Wall Street and beyond to everyone else.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *jacked

      Van Hollen on Monday said middle-class families need to keep more of what they earn, calling for a "fair" tax code that rewards work, and not just those who make money from making money -- a dig at Wall Street.

      House Republicans urged Democrats to work with them on reforming the tax code to eliminate loopholes and bring down rates overall. But they said Van Hollen's plan is not the right approach.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Kdub & GG
      *jacked

      A special edition of satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, produced after last week’s newsroom massacre, will reportedly feature caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad.
      =====

      I swear :facepalm: folks got a damn death wish :smh: they need to find something else to do besides trying to get kilt :smh: dumbazzes :kona:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Ms Peaches says:

      Hey yall can you buy eye drops to make your eyes whiter?
      -----------------
      You trying to have your eyes glow in the dark like a dark nicca with the lights turned out?

    • SOTHERNGRL

      here you go, hold this today
      38.7k = 38,700
      *******************
      You know what I'm not gonna even front like I knew what the fugg that meant. Jesus be some understanding. :facepalm:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      I always come to the door fully clothed, don't want em getting any ideas :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I got my eye on them though…trust
      :fistbump:
      ================
      Peaches
      Clear Eyes or Visine :shrug: it takes the red out :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      Luvn :hug: I'm SO :happy: the COWS lost!!! :yahoo:

      #GoOhio :yes:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      The Pearl! says:

      jeniefrumdabloc says:
      My receipt>>>>>>> :waves: <<<<<<<
      ____________-
      You go, Jenie!!!! I hate-hate-hate returning shyt, too, but that's worth the aggravation! Yo won't be sorry!
      _____________

      I will this weekend... I logged into my Target account and was able to print a single receipt for that item... I have up till April to return that joker... going this weekend... I want have time this week... but I will return that bad boy :yes:

    • Unshakable

      @Blanche,

      Did you see the sign I created for you? Scroll byke up and read it. Hopefully, they spirit will be touched if it ain't too blazed.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      His plan would give a tax credit of roughly $2,000 per year to middle-class families, reportedly defined as couples making under $200,000.
      ________________________

      so all us slightly above median income are shyt outta luck.

      where Caramel Kenya?

      will probably be writing a speech for my boss on this soon. we always get the clients riled up and terrified about something that MIGHT happen. brings business. :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      like a dark nicca with the lights turned out?

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Jenie...I got mine from Kohl's. It was about $100 I believe. Walmart has them too. I don't have the real big one. The one I have came with about 3-4 different containers and 2 blades, I think.

    • The Pearl!

      always knocking on my door asking for chit. Asking do i have weed, do I have a Swisher, can they use our car, can they borrow 5 dollars. FOH :chase:
      If you spent as much time looking for a job as you did getting high and begging maybe you wouldn’t be on my doorbell so much…bums.
      __________
      See? That's why I'm real careful about what I start -- esp. with folks that can SEE THAT I AM HOME!!!! A really lovely lil neighbor lady (and her hubby) moved in 2-3 years ago...we'd see each other while out doing yard work, and she's sweet as pie, talking about "what do you do when you come home after work? I like to be neighborly." I harried up and listed a myriad of shyt that I DEW so that we won't start going down that road! :nono: Come knocking on my doe after I've slaved all damned day tellin me about the fight you and hubby done had. I'm not here for it! :cuss:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *hides Afiya from LuvLife* :scared: <--pushes you down :lol:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Jesus be some understanding.
      ____________________

      for both of us :lol:

    • Unshakable

      You guys, TakeTake and the otha roses have gotten me seaux excited about this juicing business. I am pretty good with the smoothie thing. Has anyone ever tried Raw Meal?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @DTTS- All you see is :eek: and :D, be they white or yellow. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :winky: Pearly, whatcha doin after work? :hahaha:

    • KDub

      Wait they some big azz bulldaggers? Oh hell naw @Blanche. :stop: Dont go over there hunny. You stay at home. :no:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      bama_n_jersey says:

      @Jenie…I got mine from Kohl’s. It was about $100 I believe. Walmart has them too. I don’t have the real big one. The one I have came with about 3-4 different containers and 2 blades, I think.
      _____________

      The ninja or the nutribullet :thinking: I paid 50 for this magic bullet... no wonder that shyt went out... being cheap chile.... I didn't want to spend up my entire card though :sad:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      :facepalm:

      :eek: and :D be they white or yellow.

    • Ms Peaches

      @Blanche- My sons father came over for one of his yearly visits and we chillin on my porch ( I don't ever let him in). And my neighbors kid came over to ask for some ketchup. Girl he puffed up and told her "the dollar store is around the corner". Then turn back to me not missing a beat of our conversation. I never told him but I was glad as he-ll. They were the type to stare at you when ever you had bags to take in the house. Fukers had me bring ish in at nite time, so they couldn't spy. That didn't work tho cause they kept neegrows on their porch.

    • Gigi26

      They better keep that Charlie shyt over there, we don't have TIME for that shyt ya heard?!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      #157

      Gonna turn you out like Ronnie and ol' Girl did Diamond. :lol:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      @Jenie…I got mine from Kohl’s. It was about $100 I believe. Walmart has them too. I don’t have the real big one. The one I have came with about 3-4 different containers and 2 blades, I think.

      by bama_n_jersey on Jan 12, 2015 at 3:32 pm
      _____

      I want I e so bad. Tired of buying blenders. Soon as I blend my green seasoning a couple of times, that ish be smoking within the fourth time. Figure I spend good money in some quality ish.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Wait they some big azz bulldaggers? Oh hell naw @Blanche. :stop: Dont go over there hunny. You stay at home.
      _______________

      :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      User Friendly says:

      Jesus be some understanding.
      ____________________

      for both of us :lol:

      Take that K and toss it :eek:
      make that . into a , and add two ZEROS :eek:
      :kona:

    • The Pearl!

      WE HAVE NOTHING TO HAND OUT BUT PRAYER. MAY THE LORD ADD A RICH BLESSING TO THE READER OF THESE WORDS. HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
      _____
      :rofl: I love it!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser says:

      @Jenie…I got mine from Kohl’s. It was about $100 I believe. Walmart has them too. I don’t have the real big one. The one I have came with about 3-4 different containers and 2 blades, I think.
      by bama_n_jersey on Jan 12, 2015 at 3:32 pm
      _____
      I want I e so bad. Tired of buying blenders. Soon as I blend my green seasoning a couple of times, that ish be smoking within the fourth time. Figure I spend good money in some quality ish.
      ______________

      Lord knows sometimes can't be cheap bout somethings.... :lol:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      @Unshake Imma use it :yes:
      @Pearly iont emm like people like that, especially not unemployed hoodrats :facepalm: get a job heaux home all day and I come home and you're begging for my kush...I worked hard to buy this loud :cuss:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      My sons father came over for one of his yearly visits
      ----------
      :crying1:

      This hurt my heart and my funny bone so damn bad..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Razzle :rofl: I like leaving the lights on :whistle:
      -------
      GG, they asking for it! And now they got everyone on their bandwagon. Not I said the cat! :nono:

    • Gigi26

      I think i'm gonna upgrade to the new nutribullet, I usually get em from Bed Bath & Beyond with my coupons :yes: Its been good but I need to replace the engine on mines some juice got in there and its stuck :no:

      I heard the Ninja is fie tho so I might go with that :thinking:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Girl he puffed up and told her “the dollar store is around the corner”. Then turn back to me not missing a beat of our conversation
      _____

      Lol lease when my newest neighbors moved upstairs from me, the chick gonna come down with her styrofoam cup talking bout do I have any sugar. I looked at her real sideways. Hell nah. After that I don't even say high. You won't be knocking on my door finish else. I lml play that game with one of my neighbors. We are cool enought for that. But no one else.

    • KDub

      they need to find something else to do besides trying to get kilt :smh: dumbazzes :kona:
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I bean tryna NOT be disrespectful of the dead...but reporters? This is the EPITOME of their behavior. And I have known TWO European reporters and this is the VERY mindset they fuggin employ. Now dont get me wrong. There are some very NICE, perfectly NORMAL reporters. Not the majority of the yt ones tho. :no: What they say/think is be all, to end all. AND they think they are creatively BRILLIANT. When this happened? I was sitting in my living room thinking "I CAN SEE how this happened to a group of FRENCH reporters". They are also always trying to BE the DAMN news. At least 4 of the 12 probably RAN into the damn bullets, Chest stuck out. Me, me, me! Shoot ME! Imma be on the news nah :danban:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      You won’t be knocking on my door finish else.

      EYE understood this :rofl:

    • The Pearl!

      Afiya says FOH :chase: says:

      :ashamed: I thought the majicbullet was a self-satisfier :kona:
      ___________
      I think they named it that after some other type of (filthy) bullet...strategic marketing! Cuz magic bullet DOES sound a lil master debater-ish!

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Lord knows sometimes can’t be cheap bout somethings…. :lol:

      by jeniefrumdabloc on Jan 12, 2015 at 3:38 pm
      ______

      Jenie who you telling? I killed two this way. They just don't make em like they used too. Had my whole entire kitchen smoker than a mugg

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      they wanna borrow some weed. i aint never in all my life heard no mess like this. :rofl:

      they TOO bold. that's dangerous. :no:

    • Unshakable

      @HairLova,

      Ezackly.....I will gone ahead and spend good money on a juicer and be done with it. When I get my promotion, then i will consider upgrading.

      Guess what came on yessaday? A marathon of "in the heat of the night" episodes. :yes: Man, when I tell you that took me back.....yes ma'am!

    • Blanche Devereaux

      @Dub the short one stares at me every time she sees me, naw girl this a in that type of potty
      :nono:
      @Peaches they wait for us to get home :eek:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      You won’t be knocking on my door finish else.

      EYE understood this :rofl:

      by <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers on Jan 12, 2015 at 3:41 pm
      _____

      DTTS GOT DAMN! This phone posting is killing me. Can't wait to get my log in. Lol got damn

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Jenie...The Ninja

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Gigi26 says:

      I think i’m gonna upgrade to the new nutribullet, I usually get em from Bed Bath & Beyond with my coupons :yes: Its been good but I need to replace the engine on mines some juice got in there and its stuck
      _____________

      I think that's what happened with mines, cause when I first used it..... I did it all wrong... had to go to youtube to see how to work the damn thing :facepalm: I will return mines .... and maybe later on this year get me a nutribullet :yes: I'm real tempted to just upgrade to that though :thinking:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Who borrows weed tho? Shoulda gave they arses some oregano. Fix them right up. Or some damn fruity tea bags and told them it's that new exotic.

    • Time to Waste

      Dont go over there hunny. You stay at home.
      --------------------------
      :rofl:

      I cannot! :wail:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      bama_n_jersey says:

      @Jenie…The Ninja
      __________

      I may return mines (magic bullet) and switch it out for the ninja no wait the nutribullet .... and just pay the difference :sad: we shall see

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Phone font :facepalm:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Bed Bath & Beyond with my coupons :yes:
      __________

      they so dang persistent about them dam coupons. all in my email Im like ALRIGHT Bed, Bath and Beelzebub dam! :rules:

      truth be told, you don't even need to bring the coupon with you to the store. just tell the cashier you have one at home and they still take the lil 20% off. they take expired coupons too :yes:

    • KDub

      @Dub the short one stares at me every time she sees me
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She prolly look like Mannie Fresh too... dont she?

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Gigi26 says:

      I think i’m gonna upgrade to the new nutribullet, I usually get em from Bed Bath & Beyond with my coupons :yes: Its been good but I need to replace the engine on mines some juice got in there and its stuck
      _____________

      I think that’s what happened with mines, cause when I first used it….. I did it all wrong… had to go to youtube to see how to work the damn thing :facepalm: I will return mines …. and maybe later on this year get me a nutribullet :yes: I’m real tempted to just upgrade to that though :thinking:

      by jeniefrumdabloc on Jan 12, 2015 at 3:43 pm
      ___

      Ok so wait. Which is better? Magic bullet nutri billet wth? I only wanna buy one and that's it!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      183
      184
      :dead:
      :nite:

    • dancerbee93

      SUCH A shady post hunty!!!!!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @DTTS sew yew like the 11:59pm dudes? Not quite black as midnight, but juuuuust enough? I used to date a dude in HS like that....He reminded me too much of one of them African statuettes that they keep in the museums. :no: Luckily his ass was a douche and I let him go.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I on the site and I see they have a nutri ninja? Anyone have that one ?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Wait, and then Kdub saying they ran into the terrorists :hahaha:
      T'was them yelling God is great :kona:

    • Unshakable

      @Dub,

      Or prolly Biz Markie

    • Time to Waste

      Only way to get rid of a begger is by begging :tea:
      Next time they come be like Gurrrl, I was just coming to your do and ask for something you know they don't have! Do that 3 times, then start knocking on THEIR door asking for chit; off the wall chit, like Truffle butter :lol:

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Shake...I used to love to watch In The Heat of THe Night...also, Matlock, Murder She Wrote, Walker Texas Ranger, Dukes of Hazzard...memories...

    • The Pearl!

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      :winky: Pearly, whatcha doin after work? :hahaha:
      _________________
      :waves: DTTS!!! GNAT entertaining my lil neighbor!!! (God bless her lil sweet soul.) But Phuck the dumb shat, yo!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      #188-- :dead:
      ---------
      Shoulda gave they arses some oregano. Fix them right up. Or some damn fruity tea bags and told them it’s that new exotic.
      ---------
      or some italian seasoning :rofl:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      @Dub :yes: the lightskinneded version

    • Unshakable

      @Bama,

      Chile, see you right up there with me! How about Hunter, Magnum PI, Jake and the Fat Man, Moonlighting, Perry Mason?

    • KDub

      they still take the lil 20% off. they take expired coupons too
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Bed Bath and Beyond are THA SHAT with that. COSIGN. When I got my handheld steam Shark from there, the lady took NOT one, but TWO of them 20% off coupons. I was running round the store trying to find MORE stuff to buy. Dub20 was like :facepalm:

    • dancerbee93

      ….He reminded me too much of one of them African statuettes that they keep in the museums
      ----------------
      :casket:

    • Gigi26

      :hahaha: UF I keep all mines...I go there for damn near everything..mines has a real good natural hair section, so I use it there sometimes :yes:

      But the email ones do be getting on my nerves tho :lol:

      Jenie I think the Ninja is the truth :yes:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Unshakable says:

      @Dub,
      Or prolly Biz Markie
      --------
      Or Beanie Sigel with a peach fuzz

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      Time to Waste says:

      Only way to get rid of a begger is by begging :tea:
      Next time they come be like Gurrrl, I was just coming to your do and ask for something you know they don’t have! Do that 3 times, then start knocking on THEIR door asking for chit; off the wall chit, like Truffle butter
      __________________________

      yup :tea: works like a charm!

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Imma go ask for their wifi password. How do y'all think that would go :thinking:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Ok I reading reviews on the magic bullet and apparently folks having the same problem I had .... may need to get a nutri ninja .. it''s 99 hell I can put difference with it when I return my bullet :tea: I should have read the reviews before I bought the magic b

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Jenie...the one I hvae is the "Ninja Master Prep QB1004 Professional Blender & Food Processor"..I just looked at the Kohl's site and it is on there for $79

    • The Pearl!

      @Unshake Imma use it :yes:
      @Pearly iont emm like people like that, especially not unemployed hoodrats :facepalm: get a job heaux home all day and I come home and you’re begging for my kush…I worked hard to buy this loud :cuss:
      _______________-
      But who the HELL begs for someone else's weed????? Bitch, GTFOH!!! YEW cannot afford your own habit, so neither can EYE!!!! Bitches got me twisted!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :yes: the lightskinneded version
      ___________

      like Diabla from Scared Straight :eek:

      girl you in danger.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      192
      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

      @DTTS sew yew like the 11:59pm dudes? Not quite black as midnight, but juuuuust enough? I used to date a dude in HS like that….He reminded me too much of one of them African statuettes that they keep in the museums. :no: Luckily his ass was a douche and I let him go.
      ________

      Lol @ 11:59pm. WHATTTT I used to date this real dark skin dude. I showed my mother him and she gonna say "Is he african?" Makes me so damn sick.

    • Unshakable

      @Dub,

      When dub20 hit that real life, she will have a more heightened understanding of scruggle. :yes:

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Unshake. Yes I loved those too..along with Knight Rider

    • Blanche Devereaux

      I have no problem with broke people. I'm just BARELEE not broke, but I ain't never been a beggar. They go and get money from other folks and everything. Working is so much easier than asking folks all the time IMO

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @Blanche- Do like Keesh did and ask for the netflix password :lol:

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      Blanche Devereaux says:

      Imma go ask for their wifi password. How do y’all think that would go
      _______________________________

      nah they might steal your credit based on what sites you use. you gotta go big & outlandish.

      but if the one looks like Diabla I would probably just move :kona:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      #188– :dead:
      ———
      Shoulda gave they arses some oregano. Fix them right up. Or some damn fruity tea bags and told them it’s that new exotic.
      ———
      or some italian seasoning :rofl:
      ______
      And I woulda asked them the next day "Sooo how you like that smoke I gave you?" Lol

    • Unshakable

      @Bama,

      Does your ninja juice and make smoothies?

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      Wait WHO GETTING CHOSE BY A BULLDAGGER?? :rofl: then :) Cause I remember when ya’ll LET ME KNOW SACURTY was choosing me. KDub you missed out on that didn’t you? When I snuck a picture of Marsha Warfield while I was downstairs cause folk ain’t bee lee me :crying1: I be having these true stories. Folks don’t bee lee.
      @Razz.. okay how about when the cussing kid was taking abut she wanted to marry a rich man..athlete to be exact… was it JUST me that saw the irony in the statement for mannie reasons?? :pizza: :eggs: :koolaid:

    • Gigi26

      Shoulda gave they arses some oregano. Fix them right up. Or some damn fruity tea bags and told them it’s that new exotic.
      ----------------
      :rofl: :rofl: You would've made them hoes burn their fukking chest out! :crying1:

      DUBB: when I found out you can stack the coupons, I bring like 3 or 4 of them shyts :yes:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Nah Blanche check it. Ask to borrow they TV. See how that goes. Tell them you wanna watch something at 9 that's real important.

    • Time to Waste

      Imma go ask for their wifi password
      ------------------
      Yes!
      and Netflix and Amazon :lol:

      Ben Wa Balls; KY Hers and Hers!

      Have em at the door like :shock: :kona:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Get the Ninja @Jenie my granny loves hers. Got it on sale at Penney's :yes:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Mr. had to get shot with rubber bullets today to train his folks and he gonna text me some: "I'm hungry". I tell him to get his food and come to my office. he replies.. "I'm eating with friends that shot me today and we all going to Popeyes." :facepalm: First thing that came to mind was this damn fila-negro. :lol: I told him I hope they paying.

    • Unshakable

      @Razz,

      But they know where she live tho! You know some peepa smoked for seaux long, they can tell when they bein played. They might try to make her their gerbil. We can't have that! Blanche den done been thru enough calamity! :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      Wait listen Blanche :stop: in real life folks knocking on your door asking for swisher sweets :dead: :crying1: and to BORROW WEED????? (in my Phaedra voice) Do you do crack? Cause nobody has ever asked me to borrow anything but maybe some sugar, a weed wacker or a can opener. You might need to look in the mirror and see IF IT IS YOU. Do you look like you got all the stuff they asking for :hahaha: I look like a wife :kona:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      :rofl: You would’ve made them hoes burn their fukking chest out! :crying1:
      _____

      If you lived in a housing complex you coulda waited til you heard them coughing through the walls and rushed over and knocked on their door like "It's good, isn't it?" :D

    • Blanche Devereaux

      I'm hollering omg :crying1:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @Taken.. yeah a baseball player. But made it known she wasn't no gold digger though. :rofl:

    • KDub

      Wait, and then Kdub saying they ran into the terrorists
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Man LISTEN. I done worked with attorneys, and reporters. And now I am in clinical research with doctors and medical folks. Reporters are the BIGGEST azzholes on the list. Followed by lawyers. I would have lawyers CALL me at 3 p.m. on a FRIDAY...

      Lawyer: Dub. YOU GATTA HEP ME. Imma be disbarred on MONDAY if I dont have in at least 5 more CLE credits. :sad: :crying1: :wail:

      Me: Well. What you want me to do? The state bar sends yo azz 15 notices before you are disbarred. :rules: But you wait til yourn say FINAL huh? I aint coming in here to show you TEN HOURS worth of video replays this weekend. And even IF I DID, state bar aint getting the PAPERWORK BY MONDAY. :coffee: (secretly thinking go kill yourself. GTFOH)

      Lawyer: You-bish-you. Put your BOSS on the phone. :cuss:

      Me: PLEASE HOLE. :cell: *sends his ROOT azz to the Director of CLE. She tells him the SAME thing. We BOFF be scared to come to work on Monday. Lookin for HIS disgruntled azz in the parking lot*

    • The Pearl!

      like Diabla from Scared Straight :eek:
      _______-
      dat hoe was S.C.A.R.Y. Had she run up on me askin for a sexual favor, I mighta just passed straight the fukc out, she'da took it while I was blacked out.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Unshakable says:

      @Razz,
      But they know where she live tho! You know some peepa smoked for seaux long, they can tell when they bein played. They might try to make her their gerbil. We can’t have that! Blanche den done been thru enough calamity! :rofl:
      January 12, 2015 at 3:58 pm
      ___________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      :rofl: At giving them some oregano. I thought about smoking one time and then I was like nah :eek:
      That’s it. End of the story. Thought about it. Then was like nah :lame:
      I am going to try it one day though. Said I would try it if we go out of the country again. Be high and overseas. Cause that’s smart :dead: << how I will end up. At least my kids wouldn’t know. Come back dead with jet black lips.

    • The Pearl!

      Working is so much easier than asking folks all the time IMO
      ______________
      See? The way my pride is set up....um, yeah! Sittin up on my 9-to-5 erry day!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      NutriBullet is 89 and the nutriNinja is 99.... I'm getting the NutriNinja :yes: hell I might buy the one with the cups that's 30 dollars more ...

    • Blanche Devereaux

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

      Yes she for real asked to borrow a Swisher and has asked to hold a blunt. Maybe she thinks we are rastas or something :lol: he has dreads, I have a big fro and so does our doorter. Folks are bold here tho. Will ask you as soon as they meet you do you smoke.

    • bama_n_jersey

      @Shake...I haven't tried to juice with it, but it makes good smoothies.

    • Gigi26

      Man we had the best bud brownies in NOLA during the Essence fest...man that shyt got us so fukkin geeked we was walking from a porty and thought we saw Uncle Charlie walking the streets...

      But this nigga was hi yella with braids and a pink top suit. We was :crying:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      KDub says:

      Reporters are the BIGGEST azzholes on the list. Followed by lawyers.
      ______________

      True shyt indeed :thumbsup: been working with Lawyers for over 9 yrs and never in my life have I seen such unethical lying pieces of shyts :nono:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      @Taken.. yeah a baseball player. But made it known she wasn’t no gold digger though
      ________________
      Ok how is old is she? She like 9, 10, 11 …. So lemme speak in Morse Code… if she trying to land that uber rich athlete :blink: <eva baby morse code .. you got to be a trophy….. in body and appearance… especially if you got a potty mouth… I mean look at Chrissy teigan… some say she look like an 80 year old Asian trout in the face but she a model… John Legend love her…. Cause she can fit model clothes :bye:

    • Unshakable

      @MisTake,

      Guhl, don't be makin the takens have to go thru seein they mama like that. Chile, you brown.......then gone have some lips the color of Whoopi Goldber gums? Have you ever played a crackhead before? :wail:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      KY Hers and Hers :rofl:

      Oregano :rofl:

      Dis Tew Murch :crying1:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      “It’s good, isn’t it?” :D
      ________________

      :crying: ubishu

    • Gigi26

      See Jenie I got so many of them damn cups already but if the Ninja cups are better i'll use those :yes:

    • OpinionHated

      I'm sick of her chitnatigans (in my Jose voice)..... who cares but your crazy azz fans if you fermenting jigga jism in your belly.....

    • Ms Peaches

      unemployed hoodrats get a job heaux home all day and I come home and you’re begging for my kush…I worked hard to buy this loud

      -------------------------------------------------
      I know thats why I got mad. About 2 of them got food stamps. Convience store shopping niggas. By the third week of the month they begging for sh-it.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Blanche Devereaux says:

      Imma go ask for their wifi password. How do y’all think that would go :thinking:
      ~~~~
      :dead:

    • Unshakable

      Off topic,

      Lance Gross baby is seaux precious. She favors him a lot. He is such a hands on daddy. And his fiance's engaagement ring is nice. Pretty couple.

    • KDub

      When dub20 hit that real life, she will have a more heightened understanding of scruggle.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      She getting hit by that ish right now. Real life AND skruggle. Her azz been laid off since holidays cause it was slow at the call center. Dont go back to work til NEXT MONDAY. Call center DGAF about MLK either. But her car insurance due AND her car note. Her azz hopped up and got a fairly new Honda Civic. I aint got time for her bills AND mine. TUH. :coffee: Her hair is all KINES of fugged up and she needs to give up and throw the towel in on them nails and soak them bishes OWF. Everybody say EYE need to help her. WITH WHAT? :eek: I give her azz food and shelter and NOW gas money. All I got. Call your daddy. :cell:

    • Gigi26

      Dang Dubb :no: My brother working at the Dollar Store :no:

    • luVn_liFe…

      duBB
      Ur doorter still got the multi color car?

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      Convience store shopping niggas.
      _______________________

      tuh! not I said the cat, my ass used to be up in Whole Foods with my EBT card like I was VIP out dis bish. Target, Costco, maaaaaan we used to be so full in the house :phew: belly all swole, breast milk flowing like the river Jordan :nun:

    • Unshakable

      @Dub,

      You say you have went above and beyond, huh? Say she learning the hard way fat meat greasy! Baybay, this thing called life ain't no joke. :nono:

      Tell her to hang in there. :hug:

    • Time to Waste

      Everybody say EYE need to help her. WITH WHAT? :eek: I give her azz food and shelter and NOW gas money. All I got. Call your daddy. :cell:
      -----------------------
      Chit
      Momma Time gave me a bill at 18. You want to come and go. Play this Cable and I would give her something on the light bill :lol: Plus whatever else I was doing, hair, nails, gas etc etc

    • Gigi26

      :rofl: UF you bish you! Wish I had me a EBT at Whole Foods! Gotta choose between the tomatoes on the vine and the damn beefsteak ones :no:

    • KDub

      @Gigi she DONT want to go back to that call center, but she is not "hungry" enough FOR ME. Nobody gonna GIVE you a job. You gotta get AGGRESSIVE. She is WAY too damn passive. Like her daddy. :no: And got all of these IDEAS on where she will and WILL NOT WORK. Mind you, my mother raised us ON A FAST FOOD SALARY. No your lil azz DONT think you too good? TUH.

      @Luvn no she got rid of the multi colored car. Got a Honda, a car note, and no income. Godspeed to her. :steer: Cause there was nothing wrong with that multi-colored car except it needed a paint job. $250. BUT NOOOOOOO.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Got a Honda, a car note, and no income. Godspeed to her. :steer: Cause there was nothing wrong with that multi-colored car except it needed a paint job. $250. BUT NOOOOOOO.
      ~~~~
      OH, Aint She FANCY, she must be Beautiful and living of her looks :nun:
      Praise EM!

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      Dub20 is gonna learn today.

      the dream is free but the hustle is sold separately.

    • KDub

      Momma Time gave me a bill at 18.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      My mama gave me one at SIXTEEN. I was GOOD until I got that Lerner's cc bill in her mailbox. Bish you got CREDIK out in these streets? :eek: Pay this cable and it BET KNOT get turned off.

    • Time to Waste

      Pay this cable and it BET KNOT get turned off.
      -----------------
      Yess!!!
      Lord I kept that bill paid.
      Sometimes half my check went to it if I skipped a month.
      :lol:

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      OH, Aint She FANCY, she must be Beautiful and living of her looks
      ____________________________

      exactly why I didn't entertain my niece a few weeks ago. I called my brother and he said all she wanted to do in his house was :smoke: and :hump: random dudes. he said if I let her in I wouldn't be able to get rid of her.

      she think she too fine to work :tea: so young. so schtupid.

    • Gigi26

      I feel you Dubb I took anything I could get..this job market is all about fight :yes: gotta be innovative about getting that resume out there :yes:

    • luVn_liFe…

      UF
      Is that ur Bro's doorter? I remember she wanted to know where U were she was gonna meet you at YOUR House :lol:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      tuh! not I said the cat, my ass used to be up in Whole Foods with my EBT card like I was VIP out dis bish. Target, Costco, maaaaaan we used to be so full in the house :phew: belly all swole, breast milk flowing like the river Jordan :nun:
      January 12, 2015 at 4:12 pm
      ______

      Did this bish say "breast milk flowing?" :rofl: :rofl:
      Hell I still get em and ima be sad when I dont. Soon as the man find out I've got some stable employment it's over! No more high Rollin at BJ's, Trader Joes. Damn this ish ain't fair.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Gigi26 says:

      I feel you Dubb I took anything I could get..this job market is all about fight :yes: gotta be innovative about getting that resume out there :yes:
      ~~~~
      YES MAAM Gee. Hell when I first started in the General Contractor's Field aint had not nann bit of experience in CAD's, buiilder PROs, Permits even accounting
      I submitted a resume and got lucky. Although when I started 8 yrs ago in that field I took very little money, but the Experience,knowledge and skills were priceless.

    • KDub

      Aint She FANCY, she must be Beautiful and living of her looks
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Dub20 is a pretty ghul. I always say she my beauty queen and Dub10 is my Roads Skowlar. But she so DAMN MEAN TO this one nice young man. He got two jobs. I be feeling sorry for the damn lad. He a dumb azz tho. She will cuss him to next week and he STILL show up like Ms.Dub. I love her. :wail: Why she so ugly to me :sad: Nigga why did you come back? :shrug: Must like verbal ah-bruse. Aint nobody tryna take care of her. Mean azz lil black snake. :no:

    • Ms Peaches

      the dream is free but the hustle is sold separately
      ----------------------------------------
      What's wrong with these kids today?? They all want a microwave life.

    • Ms Peaches

      Dub20 is a pretty ghul.
      ------------------------
      She gonna learn that beauty don't last always. ( In my Celie voice).

    • luVn_liFe…

      I'll take anything that brings a new skill :bounce:

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      luVn_liFe... says:

      UF
      Is that ur Bro’s doorter? I remember she wanted to know where U were she was gonna meet you at YOUR House
      ______________________

      yup. brother #1 told me not to set myself up like that, then I called brother #3 (to see if bro #1 was hating) and he said the same thing. she doesn't want to work or go to school. she just wants to "chill".

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Gigi26 says:
      I feel you Dubb I took anything I could get..this job market is all about fight :yes: gotta be innovative about getting that resume out there :yes:
      ~~~~
      YES MAAM Gee. Hell when I first started in the General Contractor’s Field aint had not nann bit of experience in CAD’s, buiilder PROs, Permits even accounting
      I submitted a resume and got lucky. Although when I started 8 yrs ago in that field I took very little money, but the Experience,knowledge and skills were priceless.
      ______

      That's true. You can't go in for the big bucks and got no knowledge. My damn little sister is 20 no knowledge of nothing. Got a baby and want to pick and choose. Girl get your life. When u was that age I worked. And I didn't discriminate either. And I ain't have not near chick not child.

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      :woot: :waves: what it is....

    • luVn_liFe…

      This GEN of kids :smack:

    • luVn_liFe…

      It is AJ!!! :happy:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      UF she's at ur house?

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      Mean azz lil black snake. :no:
      _____________

      :lol:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: HEAD SUPERVISOR OF CHILDREN’S CHURCH :champs:

      I rfshed and just got the 38.75 comments. :crying1: Whoever asked how you get half a comment or to be comment 38.75 need to slap themselves

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      Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser says:

      UF she’s at ur house?
      __________________________

      hayle naw. I don't know where she went but she aint here :nono:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Thank gawd! My motto is you don't work, you don't eat. Plain and simple. How you want a full belly with empty pockets and soft hands. Those hands don't know nothing about hard work.

    • FuturedocDonte

      :newpost:

      Michelle done slipped on stage again

    • luVn_liFe…

      How you want a full belly with empty pockets and soft hands. Those hands don’t know nothing about hard work.
      ~~~
      I think alot of us "MAKE" it look easy and have more damn sense then these kids today.
      they think I can work 20 hours a week and live in the condo on the water w/a car & insurance payment. idiots

    • TaylorMade

      WE HAVE NOTHING TO HAND OUT BUT PRAYER. MAY THE LORD ADD A RICH BLESSING TO THE READER OF THESE WORDS. HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
      >>>>>>>>>>
      :ghost: the things I come back to :hahaha:

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      they think I can work 20 hours a week and live in the condo on the water w/a car & insurance payment. idiots
      ________________

      been watching too many reality shows. think all they need to do is be cute and go to brunch.

    • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

      Correction - Juicer for Vday is romantic. He'll appraeciate how beautiful you skint look.

      ain't it dont' stink like Zombie 102 in the rest room or granny after she ate that pork sandwich

      @Ms. LUvie - Think a MagicBullet is sexy. Is this the one like the rabbit, I perfer the one that Trojan sells. They sell it at the drug store I work at. Don't forget to get some KY.

    • tintin1979

      Look at that sand in Blue's hair. I had to yell at my son for doing the same crap, you know how hard it is to wash sand out of a kids head.