• WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    Who? :tea:

    Im Miss Don'tCare Babeee!!!

    Hey Yall! :hug:

  • http://facebook.com/lyfeizajourney ricanlbc

    I love Keri, she is sexy. Leave her alone!

  • Gigi26

    Why do they come for her? I mean she still working right?

    Really I don't get the intense hate for her :shrugs:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Twitter.. exposing those who hurt since.. :no:

    :smack:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Beyonce? Would never. She gotta stop this chit. SHow em in checks! :cuss:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    She was on that stage patting the hell out of that pussy :rofl:

    Her and her man sexy together tho :yes:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Why do they come for her? I mean she still working right?

    Really I don’t get the intense hate for her

    ___________

    Their worlds too small Gigs.. back at they granmama house, only one cook could fit in the kitchen at a time. :shrug:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    ricanlbc says:

    I love Keri, she is sexy. Leave her alone!
    --------------
    Its more than I make in a year so :shrug:

  • Candy Cane

    Serge Ibaka is so SEXY! Ion like Kerri, but she's a lucky bitch!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Lord Keri :facepalm:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    If she would've help up that magazine cover and not dared Bey to have a baby, she may have had 2500 instead of 25 at her sound check... :tea:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I woulda entertained the hell outta them chairs for 10K. :2dance:

    :hairtoss:

    :micheal jackson in the wind machine stance:

  • Gigi26

    OTB :thumbsup: Gotcha! I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her. Why the damn hate?! Shawty is happy and you see her GLOWING. She living life on her terms so I mean let her live!

  • luVn_liFe…

    I don't understand why she felt the need to broadcast it. Get ur paper in silence.
    I guess cause I don't much GIVE A FCUK about what people think of me 4yr degree or NOT. :nun:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

    Beyonce? Would never.

    :cosign:
    Hell, I wouldn't either :rofl: :rofl:

    Why engage? :shrug:
    Keep em wanting you to want to acknowledge them.
    This :nono:

  • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

    :think: I thought she shrank back into the world of writing.. she still trying to sang?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    luVn_liFe... says:

    I don’t understand why she felt the need to broadcast it. Get ur paper in silence.

    _________

    Exactly :no: Keri my girl though

  • Candy Cane

    That nigga speak like 5 languages. I know he be whispering shit she dont understand in her ear while they :hump: Lawd that picture of him in those linen pants... :nun:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :micheal jackson in the wind machine stance:

    :chase:
    -----------
    Annie R U ok? :kona:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis
    --------------
    *gabby lip quiver* :

  • TaylorMade

    :rofl: Taylor a 90s baby?
    ~~~~
    :eek: OH. they’ll fight Ya. :kona:
    ——/-
    I’m really an 80’s baby but these cheeks of mine won’t let my age prosper :|
    Don’t worry Luv’n, I’m not a fighter. I’m a Cancer so even if I tried I’d be crying the whole time. :duel: :crying:
    Have a good day guys til I get back.

    by TaylorMade on Jan 15, 2015 at 1:13 pm
    Leave a Reply

  • Candy Cane

    OTB :thumbsup: Gotcha! I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her.
    ----------------------------------------------------------
    #WINNING

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Serge Ibaka is so SEXY!
    __________

    I would fukk Kerri mayne. :| Sads. But true.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    CAFE' :tea:

    Next call, she gone be stuck holed up in the bathroom :cell:
    :dead:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Keri tell'n nem howes *said like Joseline* they sitting at home while she got paid more than they make in a year. :cool:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    :micheal jackson when he tap that foot with them outstrecthed arms:

    Girl. I wouldve been all over that stage!

    :pussy pat:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :ghost:

  • Gigi26

    Shiid Serge teaching her the language n shyt...that's a dedicated negra right there bwoy :yes:

    Prolly speaking that french/congolese/spanish shyt to me when we fukking...gosh I would kum so damn hard :yes:

  • luVn_liFe…

    " I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her."

    AGREED! keri live ur life FOR YEW

  • Candy Cane

    OTB
    Me too and I'm happily married. But my hubby would have to understand... African Mandingo Warriors are rare.... :boobs:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her.
    ___________

    :nun: !!!!! Say that.

    I know its tough not to clap back at Twitter birds but i promise I could find something else to do with my time..

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

    Serge Ibaka is so SEXY!
    __________
    I would fukk Kerri mayne. :| Sads. But true.
    -----------
    He gets all the girl's pannies wet...including minez :(

    Can't wait to see their babies.

  • KDub

    Folks get tired of getting picked on I guess on why she just didnt STFU. :shrug: IDK. I like this chick. She got a big dack in her life. She seems like a sweet southern girl. She normally IS silent...she dont bother me none. :shrug:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    *gabby lip quiver*
    __________

    :hahaha: You said you speechless

  • Candy Cane

    @Gigi
    Like a fauking waterfall.....

  • listen2me

    Great for Keri. But I am sure whoever booked her azz was fired that night.

  • luVn_liFe…

    KDub says:Folks get tired of getting picked on I guess on why she just didnt STFU.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Yeah, Even a Dog gets tired. :shrug:

  • skrimps

    sounds like a win if you ask me, but who is paying her that kind of money to perform pretty girl rock?

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Keri tell’n nem howes *said like Joseline*
    _____________

    BOFLLLLL Cannot wait for that speech pattern to be byke on my teevee..

  • San ah make ya dance

    :clap: No FML Keri! :bow: :bow:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Keri is supposed to drop something next month. How many of y'all would give it a chance? :popcorn:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    so what happened the 3 ppl there paid 33,000 each? where the money come from and how can I get me some????

  • luVn_liFe…

    . How many of y’all would give it a chance? :popcorn:
    ~~~~
    to Do what Razzie?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    OTB- yes.. :lol:

  • Ni ni

    I liked her responses. I can never understand why people tell Keri, Ciara, etc., that they need to give it up when what they are doing is keeping a roof over their heads and food in their mouth plus it's legal work and not demeaning.

  • luVn_liFe…

    so what happened the 3 ppl there paid 33,000 each?
    ~~~~~
    :hahaha: HOLLERING!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Folks get tired of getting picked on I guess on why she just didnt STFU. IDK. I like this chick. She got a big dack in her life. She seems like a sweet southern girl. She normally IS silent…she dont bother me none.
    ______________

    :yes: Alla dat. For me, she was too :think: catty with the Mag cover thing... but :shrug: I dont know many women who in the business of promoting other women.. Beyonce barrell lee does that..

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    pretty girl rock?
    ____________

    me and my daughter's song. video was so cute. Keri and Ciara make cute videos (to me).

  • KDub

    Yeah Keri always got dogged out for no reason really. All b/c she "IMPLIED" some ish about Beyonce? She didnt even name call did she? *sigh* shat sucks really.

  • Gigi26

    Candy Cane :yes: LAWD!!

    User: It was a Lenny Kravitz concert, she was the opening act. She was prolly contracted regardless of how many folk showed up :yes: Management is boss if she got that much

  • luVn_liFe…

    plus it’s legal work and not demeaning
    ====
    well...

  • San ah make ya dance

    She said it to make some of them go look in the mirror and wonder why not me? With they watching a%% :crying1: What I got from this: FUK YALL :yes:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Karrine tryna take shots at C. Milli. Said Lil girl :stop: tryna claim a man who belongs to the world.

    *cues The Weeknd and starts gyrating*

    :whistle:
    Oooh girl
    I know I should leave you
    and learn to mistreat you
    cause you belong to the world

    She tried to come back and say it was a note to her younger self. Bish you were just claiming Wayne last year...

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    that they need to give it up when what they are doing is keeping a roof over their heads and food in their mouth plus it’s legal work and not demeaning.
    ____________

    :blink: :lol: :hahaha: Beyonce too yes..

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    @luvie- you wouldn't give Keri's new song a chance. You saying before she utters the first three words you gonna be like :stop: STAWP! NO. :tea: ? :lol:

    I enjoy Keri's singing (studio edited, not live [with emphasis] :eek: ). She's alright in my books.

  • SugarFoot

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

    I woulda entertained the hell outta them chairs for 10K.
    _________
    :cosign: Would've had on some pants like Prince with the azz out :buttshake:

    :nun:

  • luVn_liFe…

    It was a Lenny Kravitz concert
    ~~~~
    Oh that explains ALOT. she was the opening act, Not many people rush to a concert for an opening act :shrug:

    I remember Mary/JAYS "heart of the city tour" in 2006? "dream" was the opening act.
    there were maybe 15 people he was performing for

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

    Keri is supposed to drop something next month. How many of y’all would give it a chance?
    ______________________

    I'll give anything a chance :shrugs: I even TRIED to give Ciara a chance yesterday but it was a no go. that song was tired.

    Ive been bopping my head to trap queen by a half bline dude :lol: ion care who sings the song as long as I can get my boogie on :buttshake:

  • Gigi26

    Yeah Keri always got dogged out for no reason really. All b/c she “IMPLIED” some ish about Beyonce?
    --------------------------
    Pretty much. And if you ask me Keri is living her life her way. She seems to have a balance between normalcy and that "limelight" shyt. Can't fault her for that at all :yes:

    Keri go have a spiritual wedding with Mr. Ibaka hun. Make you some gorg African babies with that man.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I actually had No Boys Allowed in my changer for a while. I always llike singer songwriters tho... the gems are usually on the CD, not released as singles imo. :shrug:

  • KDub

    Keri and Ciara make cute videos (to me).
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Ciara vids be sexy AS HAIL. She can always choreograph. When she is not busy teaching students at Tacoma City College Online "Crumping 110". Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.

  • SugarFoot

    Gigi26 says:

    OTB Gotcha! I mean shawty is still pretty and sitting on some fat African dyck attached to a chocolate adonis who loves her. Why the damn hate?! Shawty is happy and you see her GLOWING. She living life on her terms so I mean let her live!
    ___________
    He is fine hunty and her writers checks havent stopped :coffee:

  • luVn_liFe…

    She’s alright in my books.
    ~~~
    she doesn't bother me one way or the other. Im Not really a Fan. EYE Am happy for her though.
    I mean she gets to lay all over SERGE :bounce:

  • Gigi26

    Her album wasn't bad at all :yes: And I saw her live some years back and she was really good :yes: Her toes busted as fukk but hey girl I bet Serge suckin em :rofl:

  • San ah make ya dance

    I actually had No Boys Allowed in my changer for a while. I always llike singer songwriters tho… the gems are usually on the CD, not released as singles imo. :shrug:
    ------------
    Listen, I just pulled that out on the road 2 weeks ago :yes: I liked that CD

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    KDub says:

    Yeah Keri always got dogged out for no reason really. All b/c she “IMPLIED” some ish about Beyonce? She didnt even name call did she? *sigh* shat sucks really.
    __________________________________

    same thing happened to Keyshia Cole

    well KCole kinda self destructed on her own but that beehive backlash may have been the straw that broke the camel's back. :deadhhorse:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Ciara vids be sexy AS HAIL. She can always choreograph. When she is not busy teaching students at Tacoma City College Online “Crumping 110?. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit
    ------------------
    :wail:

  • KDub

    Bish you were just claiming Wayne last year…
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Say it

  • luVn_liFe…

    teaching students at Tacoma City College Online “Crumping 110?. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.
    ~~~
    my whole body is giggling! :hahaha:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    “Crumping 110?. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.
    _______________

    :ghost:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    She said it to make some of them go look in the mirror and wonder why not me? With they watching a%% What I got from this: FUK YALL
    __________

    Oh thas def what them emotes indicatng. :lol:

    Im with her.. its just.. twitter? The no chill zone? Why bother..? But i prolly wouldve posted a picture of me eating money or some dumb chit #hwytheywontgivemenone :shrug:

    a video feeding caviar to my persian cats perhaps :lol:

    I saw a meme last night... Dr King and Corretta at a table captioned: I saw your lil friend Rosa at the march last night.. :tea: "

    Come on son. If the good reverend doctor can get it, you know your ass gone get it. :lolsign:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    :hi: hey San. how's the move/interview/stay at home mom thing going?

  • luVn_liFe…

    the HIVE needs to be sprayed!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    When she is not busy teaching students at Tacoma City College Online “Crumping 110?. Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.
    -------------
    :ghost:

    I'm heading out. I have an ultrasound @1 (takes an hour and change to get to the next town) I may post the pic of my little honeybun if I can remember my gravatar password. :eek:

    :peace:

  • San ah make ya dance

    MAN, I need to go drink some tea and warm these vocals up and get my duckets :tea: :tea:

  • SugarFoot

    Those who are trying to get their online certificate in Phone Answering Technology, and need a PE credit.

    ________________
    :crying: flashbacks of that red pen and the morning glory wearing that beauty supply catsuit majoring in telemarketing with a minor in play writing :rofl: :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Crumping 110.. :crying1: Levels to that chit..

  • OpinionHated

    When people respond to hate with financial stats it makes them look pathetic - better to not say anything - her silence would have spoken volumes.... and frankly I liked her when she was out but she seems like a boring artist to watch live.....

    Lenny Kravitz and Kerri Hilson - weird combo - he need like a Leila Rachon to open for him... I can see her (Keri) opening for Usher....

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    a picture of me eating money or some dumb chit #hwytheywontgivemenone :shrug:

    a video feeding caviar to my persian cats perhaps :lol:
    ___________________________________

    :lol: dumb

    I saw some kinda new hybrid cat called a F1 (google it!) and fell in love and I don't even like animals but they are gorgeous.

    I think them mofos is little ass lions for real tho. like the pitbull version of a cat.

  • San ah make ya dance

    :rofl: Fugg you USER! :chase: Got me a job girl :nun: Everything is going just fine right now :yes:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    Who makes Keri Hilson with Lenny Kravitz anyway...those arent the same fan bases at all

  • luVn_liFe…

    C
    T
    H
    U!!!!
    I just realized her audience was photoshopped in the second pic! :rofl:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    :hi: bye Razz :kiss:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    the HIVE needs to be sprayed!

    ______________

    :buttshake: We evolved..no pesticides can handle this jelly

  • San ah make ya dance

    Oh thas def what them emotes indicatng. :lol:

    Im with her.. its just.. twitter? The no chill zone? Why bother..? But i prolly wouldve posted a picture of me eating money or some dumb chit #hwytheywontgivemenone :shrug:

    a video feeding caviar to my persian cats perhaps :lol:
    -----------------
    :thankyou: Shyt I can be petty too. When I wanna be :tea:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Leila Rachon to open for him
    _____________________

    wait, what? :rofl: Sunshine?? :think: you mean leela james?

    you day drinking, Opie?

  • luVn_liFe…

    We evolved..no pesticides can handle this jelly
    ~~~~
    :rolleyes:
    apparently. they do TOO damn much.

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    I like Keri. Ain't like she is not talented. People so silly. She is quietly paid and dating well.
    V about to send you my I didn't know I was pregnant pics and the text :no:
    I am batting 0 today :crying1:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Savannahs? :lol: :yes: :heart: Its a hybrid between african big cats and house cats! Them chits get big tho! :hide:

    I like em too..in theory :scared:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    San ah make ya dance says:

    :rofl: Fugg you USER! :chase: Got me a job girl :nun: Everything is going just fine right now
    ______________________________

    I was for real! :lol: congrats boo.

  • San ah make ya dance

    V about to send you my I didn’t know I was pregnant pics and the text :no:
    ----------------
    :eek: <---Me being nosey (nose wide open too)

  • luVn_liFe…

    Yeah I didn't touch that, I thought "Damn Leila Rachon is sanging now"
    talk about skilled!

  • San ah make ya dance

    I was for real! :lol: congrats boo.
    -------------
    I know, that's why I cant stand ya! :hug: Thank you

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Leila Rachon
    _________

    Hollers..

  • luVn_liFe…

    I am batting 0 today
    :dead:

  • MissArtist

    Wow. She just admitted herself that she's irrelevent. At least she knows :yes:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    These revelations.. :crying1:

  • San ah make ya dance

    wait, what? :rofl: Sunshine?? :think: you mean leela james?
    --------------
    :ghost:

  • Pootie Tang

    Heey Kari-baby girl!! Guess what? No1curr but you...SO do us all a favor AND please log out of Twitter and log out of life...don't come back nah...ya hear!

    Thanks

    //signed//
    Your ex-management

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Who makes Keri Hilson with Lenny Kravitz anyway…those arent the same fan bases at all

    ********

    :cosign:who set that up?! :lol:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

    Savannahs? :lol: :yes: :heart: Its a hybrid between african big cats and house cats! Them chits get big tho! :hide:

    I like em too..in theory :scared:
    _________________________________

    :yes: yeah, F1 Savannahs. beautiful but they look like they will lock you out your own house and dare you to call animal control. regular cats are already ornery as is let alone something that sounds like a gun.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    San alretty? :shocked: Ole lighter than a paper bag lucky ass.. :hahaha:

    Congrats! :hug:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    talk about skilled!
    __________

    :nun: :hahaha:

  • skrimps

    don't knock online school. I got an advanced degree in range hood sanitizing at hamburger state. black angus pride!! fry bi fry fraternity inc

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    :cosign: who set that up?! :lol:
    ________________

    iono but they got her 100k. :clap: they done good. probably put somebody else on the flyer/marquee :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    don’t knock online school. I got an advanced degree in range hood sanitizing
    ~~~~
    :casket: JeZuZ!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    beautiful but they look like they will lock you out your own house and dare you to call animal control.
    ______________

    :hahaha: :rofl: Wont they do it

  • San ah make ya dance

    San alretty? :shocked: Ole lighter than a paper bag lucky ass.. :hahaha:

    Congrats! :hug:
    -------------------
    WHo me? Miss Chocolate :hahaha: Hadnt been down there 2 days and got a call (Nothing was working before I got there) Thank you!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    don’t knock online school. I got an advanced degree in range hood sanitizing at hamburger state. black angus pride!! fry bi fry fraternity inc
    _______________

    Unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :rofl: :rofl:

    On campus college aint for everybody!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    iono but they got her 100k
    **********

    I don't care what she said, ain't nobody pay her 100k to sing 4 songs :nono: She got an extra 0 and a misplaced comma in there. :shrug:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :rofl:

  • KDub

    morning glory wearing that beauty supply catsuit majoring in telemarketing with a minor in play writing
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I am forever gonna be mad at that. :ghost: Bish went to that school Nelly daughter go to, and she was a major in Non-Fiction Writing, or they had it as a major. Cant recall. But it had typos on the JOURNALISM department web page too. Still to this very damn day...I dont know wtf you can do with a major in Non-Fiction Writing. ITS FACTS! Non-Fiction is just that. The opposite of FICTION! I called one of my yt homeboys at the paper (he an investigative reporter) and he was straight like: Dub...is that FRFR a major somewhere? :wtf: YES SIR. I aint making it up. :coffee:

  • San ah make ya dance

    I could go for some Pretty Girl Rock right now :yes:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    iono but they got her 100k. they done good. probably put somebody else on the flyer/marquee

    _______________________________

    :hahaha: They aint catfished them folks :rofl:

    I dont blame her..I be like, "get me on the Streisand ticket. :yes: I dont care if they still getting dressed and Babs dont come on till 10.." NOPE. Run me that loyal fan base money. :nun:

  • DYmondgurl

    yeah, F1 Savannahs. beautiful but they look like they will lock you out your own house and dare you to call animal control. regular cats are already ornery as is let alone something that sounds like a gun.

    ^^^^^
    I want one of these :heart: I have a bengal allretty, although she isnt a F1 prolly like F4 :D Her name is Mizutama

    Check out african serval NOW thass a CAT :thumbsup:

  • Gigi26

    ION GOT NO TYPE!! :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    Why this man sit next to me and Starbucks and won't stop talking. I am so irritatated. I left work to be alone. Like for the past few minutes. Like sat right next to me. Lots of empty seats. I already had to nignore this other pank toe who keep talking to me. I can't. I am 5 months pregnant and don't know it. :fight: they better gone

  • Blanche Devereaux

    MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky: says:

    Why this man sit next to me and Starbucks and won’t stop talking. I am so irritatated. I left work to be alone. Like for the past few minutes. Like sat right next to me. Lots of empty seats. I already had to nignore this other pank toe who keep talking to me. I can’t. I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. :fight: they better gone
    ...........................................

    Chile :facepalm: this is me when folks wanna discuss work on my lunch break ...better get from round my desk :chase:

  • FuturedocDonte

    Did he photoshop this bish onto Beyonce's stage? :lol:

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    I don’t care what she said, ain’t nobody pay her 100k to sing 4 songs :nono: She got an extra 0 and a misplaced comma in there
    _______________

    :crying:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Hadnt been down there 2 days and got a call
    ____________

    What kind of BlessT chit is dis :lol:

    This stuff happen to otha ppl, never me. My brother done got a job wearing a zoot pin stripe suit my dead uncle bought (Unc been dead five yrs..aint bought no suit in umpteen yrs pre-death..) with a polka dot tie, and 50-11 gold teef, dread locs pulled into two side ponys.. and i cant get these crakkas to give me a damn extra letter on my title...FML Keri! :hahaha: :shank:

  • KDub

    this is me when folks wanna discuss work on my lunch break …better get from round my desk
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    This is why I aint spake to the bish I seen while on Christmas Break. Bish you not about to talk to me here in this grocery store about work. I am schleep right now. Standing up. While pushing this damn cart. Tuh.

  • luVn_liFe…

    I can’t. I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. :fight: they better gone

    ~~~~
    :lol: :lol: TAKEN, move.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    beauty supply catsuit
    _____________

    :ashamed: I sent it back..

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    ION GOT NO TYPE!!
    ____________

    :hahaha:

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    Check out african serval NOW thass a CAT
    __________________________

    we cant have them legally in new York city unless they are 5 generations in. they can be African but not African-African. :lol: aint that some mess? next they will be saying that about African people too.

    its slippery slope :tea:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. they better gone

    ___________

    *gaps* :crying1: Its ok...I can take the bebe in..

  • DYmondgurl

    Did he photoshop this bish onto Beyonce’s stage?

    ----------
    Hell I bet B wana photoshop keri man face ova jigga

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    they can be African but not African-African.
    _______________

    I hate when it make sense. This shouldnt make no sense. :hahaha:

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    My brother done got a job wearing a zoot pin stripe suit my dead uncle bought (Unc been dead five yrs..aint bought no suit in umpteen yrs pre-death..) with a polka dot tie, and 50-11 gold teef, dread locs pulled into two side ponys.
    __________________

    a job WHERE??? :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. they better gone

    ___________

    At least you ain't in maternity clothes yet :yes: :biggrin:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    v tell them about the picture I sent of the man harassing me :wails: ya'll know I am fragile right now. Walking around with a butt in the front :dead:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    …better get from round my desk
    ____________

    WHen you come in in the morning :blink: with bags, coffee, keys still in hand :blink:

    I smoothly say " I am not here yet :) "

  • FuturedocDonte

    I don’t care what she said, ain’t nobody pay her 100k to sing 4 songs :nono: She got an extra 0 and a misplaced comma in there
    _______________
    She might have thought it was 100k. She gon get that check and see $10,000 and act like that little girl that got her first paycheck... " :wail: What?! What are taxes? What is social security? They took $34!!!"

  • DYmondgurl

    they can be African but not African-African

    -------

    Daymn buttery slope it is! :rofl:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Taken bet NOT be preggo! :rofl: Tell me its a joke! :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Hell I bet B wana photoshop keri man face ova jigga
    ____________

    *gravi face* ..

    :hahaha: His money so funny, his honey badger dont give a fukk..

  • San ah make ya dance

    What kind of BlessT chit is dis :lol:

    This stuff happen to otha ppl, never me. My brother done got a job wearing a zoot pin stripe suit my dead uncle bought (Unc been dead five yrs..aint bought no suit in umpteen yrs pre-death..) with a polka dot tie, and 50-11 gold teef, dread locs pulled into two side ponys.. and i cant get these crakkas to give me a damn extra letter on my title…FML Keri!
    ----------------
    :crying1: Whaaaatttt

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    v tell them about the picture I sent of the man harassing me ?

    ******

    He look like a drunk. Ain't a lick of coffee in his cup :nono:

  • ol_flirty_bastard

    When your man looks the way hers does, who cares if only 15 people showed up, you got paid AND you laying in bed with african chocolate king that had to be chiseled by the gawds that claims you

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    @San its a joke. I am bloated as heck. Pre (.....) I am going to send you the pic. :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    skrimps says:

    doesn’t talk to strangers

    I am a man. a violent, needy, creepy man!!
    ===

    WHAT THE FUKK IS THIS? :eek: is this a joke?

    *don't mind me, I'm catching up* :kona:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    My brother done got a job wearing a zoot pin stripe suit my dead uncle bought (Unc been dead five yrs..aint bought no suit in umpteen yrs pre-death..) with a polka dot tie, and 50-11 gold teef, dread locs pulled into two side ponys..

    *****

    Wait, forreal?! :rofl: :rofl: the image? DIS TEW MUCH

  • luVn_liFe…

    otB how's ur STEP otB doing?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    VDot says:

    I am 5 months pregnant and don’t know it. they better gone

    ___________

    At least you ain’t in maternity clothes yet :yes: :biggrin:

    We had to talk her down from the ledge :facepalm:

    MsFat, I thought San seen it :rofl:

  • San ah make ya dance

    @San its a joke. I am bloated as heck. Pre (…..) I am going to send you the pic.
    ---------------
    :rofl: I hate that shyt. One week, I be like GIRRRLLLL I'm looking slim :nun: NExt week :facepalm: Send it :lol:

  • luVn_liFe…

    San ah make ya dance says:

    Taken bet NOT be preggo! :rofl: Tell me its a joke! :rofl:

    ~~~~
    she done ate to many flax and strawberry seeds. :tea:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    a job WHERE???
    __________

    :wail: A grocery store...new chain just opened up. I says this to my coworkers she pulls out her :cell: calling her neverdowell as son :rofl: clearly they hiring..they got real need.. :crying1:

    Funny thing is..my brother..he is an arsehole! But he the kind ppl like! Especially WHITE ppl! Like Bill Cosby-esque. Its uncanny! He is very charming.. popular "friend on every set" type dude. We went to a chit ton of schools so we know how to be "social" but I have never been able to make friends like him.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    GETS THE COMPANY BULLHORN (((((((ITS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME))))) :danban1:
    :yahoo: Carry On :kona:

  • SugarFoot

    KDub says:

    morning glory wearing that beauty supply catsuit majoring in telemarketing with a minor in play writing
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I am forever gonna be mad at that. Bish went to that school Nelly daughter go to, and she was a major in Non-Fiction Writing, or they had it as a major. Cant recall. But it had typos on the JOURNALISM department web page too. Still to this very damn day…I dont know wtf you can do with a major in Non-Fiction Writing. ITS FACTS! Non-Fiction is just that. The opposite of FICTION! I called one of my yt homeboys at the paper (he an investigative reporter) and he was straight like: Dub…is that FRFR a major somewhere? YES SIR. I aint making it up.
    _____________
    She was mad as hell :rofl: :crying: Got on twitter talking about they should be happy that Im in school :chase: Thats when Sandra was letting anybody be Morning Glory :cry: They were sending pics in with tires in the background, bullet wounds, bunkbeds :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :pizza: time! brb

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

    a job WHERE???
    __________

    :wail: A grocery store…new chain just opened up. I says this to my coworkers she pulls out her :cell: calling her neverdowell as son :rofl: clearly they hiring..they got real need.. :crying1:

    Funny thing is..my brother..he is an arsehole! But he the kind ppl like! Especially WHITE ppl! Like Bill Cosby-esque. Its uncanny! He is very charming.. popular “friend on every set” type dude. We went to a chit ton of schools so we know how to be “social” but I have never been able to make friends like him.
    ================
    He finna be running that shatt in no time! Watch! :yes: :rofl:

    Go Brother! :cheer:

  • luVn_liFe…

    GETS THE COMPANY BULLHORN (((((((ITS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME)))))
    ~~~
    oh goodness, Im trying to get my sassy for sanJuan right.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Wait, forreal?! the image? DIS TEW MUCH
    ____________

    On everything. I was so mad OTB17 aint save the pic. My niece snapchatted him. :crying1: I told yall my brother do not play the radio.. his nicname is "Flyy" Hear me now..

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    @V he finally left. He ws asking me mad questions like where you work, what you do, how long you live here, what's your job title? I was like :stop:
    I don't live here. He was like :blink: o h .. I own them statues out there. Get paid every month off them

  • luVn_liFe…

    They were sending pics in with tires in the background, bullet wounds, bunkbeds :no:
    ~~~
    lord the girl at the JUNKyard. and the one riding the manatee.. or looking like one. I cant CALL it.

  • luVn_liFe…

    He was like :blink: o h .. I own them statues out there. Get paid every month off them
    ~~~~
    BOL!

  • San ah make ya dance

    :wail: Taken

  • San ah make ya dance

    Funny thing is..my brother..he is an arsehole! But he the kind ppl like! Especially WHITE ppl! Like Bill Cosby-esque. Its uncanny! He is very charming.. popular “friend on every set” type dude. We went to a chit ton of schools so we know how to be “social” but I have never been able to make friends like him.
    --------------
    Bro said get like me :biggrin: :rofl: Social skills can get you a long way :kona:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    San say I'm pregnant based off the pic. She say :crying1: That ain't natural.
    I told her the E baby due next week

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    SOTHERNGRL says:

    GETS THE COMPANY BULLHORN (((((((ITS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME))))) :danban1:
    ______________________

    they selling them online this year too :pizza:

  • DYmondgurl

    and the one riding the manatee.. or looking like one. I cant CALL it.
    ___________

    Lurvn! animul cruelty either way hun :D

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    My E fetus got SARA :rofl:
    I am crying laughing up on this Starbucks. That's prolly why statue man finally left. He was like this hoe crazier than me :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Lurvn! animul cruelty either way hun :D
    ~~~~~
    :facepalm: yeah that chic wasn't well

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    otB how’s ur STEP otB doing?
    __________

    Ehhh *so so hand* We vid chatted last night. He got into a fight cause a boy stole him.. ok.. they full of hormones and chit..mightget into one or two scrapes..BUT you was "so mad" that you went to beating on the washer/dryer? :huh: :facepalm:

    You know i read him the riot act. Was like you felt better after you beat that washer? That lick dude stole went away? :waiting:

    Him: No ma'am.. *long lip face*

    Foolishness. :ha: :haha:

    *makes note to put his boxers,socks in the mail*

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    .. I own them statues out there. Get paid every month off them

    ________________

    :huh: :haha: how the......

  • Gigi26

    They were sending pics in with tires in the background, bullet wounds, bunkbeds
    ------------------------
    :rofl: Let us not forget the one sea animal that escaped and needed to be led back home :no:

    I think one sent one with a backhouse in the background :yes: She was tryin to make it out the country :yes:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    He was like this hoe crazier than me
    ___________

    Word :hahaha:

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    @user - Mr. President is good in my book of good deeds. The Sell out verbiage was take from one of the FEW television dramas; showcasing blacks. NOT my words.

    Take it up with FOX

    We still good. YES

  • luVn_liFe…

    *makes note to put his boxers,socks in the mail* :heart:

    Keep At em. He's should fair well.

    BTW the kid from ft.lauderdale who helped saved the officer is writing a book,hopes to turn his life around. In/Out of juvvie since he was 8 :nun:

  • SugarFoot

    @Luv
    the one on the John Deere tractor somewhere next to Macon :crying:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    they selling them online this yeaR
    -------
    Runs and get the stirrups and straps to confine DTTS :bite: :woohoo: we have to restrain her very year about this time to save her from herself...
    She eat because she fat she fat because she cry she cry because she fat ....
    She finna go broke :typing: ordering mad cookies online
    Some lil girl finna go do Disney Land and about sementy eight badges off her one order

  • DYmondgurl

    Some lil girl finna go do Disney Land and about sementy eight badges off her one order

    ----------
    DET!!! :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I own them statues out there.
    :D

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I aint even think them backdrops was real. :crying1: I was like who chooses that backdrop? :contained hand:

    You know how the club pictures have the spray paint backdrop Ion never wanna take no pics :crying1:

  • SugarFoot

    I think one sent one with a backhouse in the background She was tryin to make it out the country
    ____________
    :rofl: the john deere girl :dead: :crying:

  • luVn_liFe…

    the one on the John Deere tractor somewhere next to Macon
    ~~~
    those Morning GORY'S were THEE BEST :hahaha: sandrita would shake the blog on us alla da time :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    Remember the one morning glory with the struggle ashy chocolate chip looking booty cheeks???
    Oh wait :gossip: that was Fishburne doorter

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Some lil girl finna go do Disney Land and about sementy eight badges off her one order

    THAT WE ALWAYS ALWAYS SPLIT. YOU GONE TELL IT, TELL IT RIGHT :eek:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    I am about to send in some morning glory pics with my stomach showing :crying1: can't be no worse

  • luVn_liFe…

    Oh wait :gossip: that was Fishburne doorter
    ~~~
    and IT'S SHAVED :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    How about that old chick talmbout all the kids think Imma teenAGER :rofl:

    With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS :hahaha:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Keep At em. He’s should fair well.

    BTW the kid from ft.lauderdale who helped saved the officer is writing a book,hopes to turn his life around. In/Out of juvvie since he was 8
    _____________

    He'll be right as rain. :yes: He just have to believe it too.

    God Speed to that youngin! :heart: I did not know that! :love: I can only imagine the life he done led in Lauderdale :no: in and out since 8. Unthinkable!

  • luVn_liFe…

    <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    How about that old chick talmbout all the kids think Imma teenAGER :rofl:

    With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS :hahaha:
    ~~~~
    YES!

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    This past Saturday, Kerri Hilson performed in Dallas, and the arena was more bald-headed than a 6 year with a perm who’s mother let her get in the pool all summer.

    I wasn't ready for Funky Dineeba to post this. :crying: I was NOT!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I'll buy his book! :woot:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I can only imagine the life he done led in Lauderdale
    ~~~~
    you know those grounds aint.NO.JOKE. :no:

  • Time to Waste

    what y'all talking bout :popcorn:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    THAT WE ALWAYS ALWAYS SPLIT. YOU GONE TELL IT, TELL IT RIGHT

    __________

    Hollered..

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    How about that old chick talmbout all the kids think Imma teenAGER :rofl:
    With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS
    --------
    I just hollered .... The homeless man outside was like :huh: what's so funny it's cold AF

  • luVn_liFe…

    Doesn't Talk To Strangers says: I’ll buy his book! :woot:
    :confused: We have Too.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS
    ____________

    CRINE..

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    Excuse me; are you lovely ladies speaking of shaved; hairless couter cats?

    Nair and Summers Eve are some items that are high theft items. It's surprising how many ladies, keeps that Lady bugs cleanT. YEAP

    Medical knowledge prefers you keep some hair. When I'm bored during my shifts I aspire to attend Everest college and work at Ambulance Station.

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    187
    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

    THAT WE ALWAYS ALWAYS SPLIT. YOU GONE TELL IT, TELL IT RIGHT
    __________
    Hollered..
    -----
    +EVERYTHING
    SHE WINS. :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :yes: 189

    MsTake, tell him you just got a Buyer for one of them Statues and that it'll be getting Removed any day now :kona:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Sandra was trying to get us to buy into the 59 yr old looked 35 :huh:

    *COMMENTS CLOSED*
    :hahaha:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    what y’all talking bout
    ____________

    Ion know cause right now i cannot take your gravi anymmore. :hahaha: You know how some chit alrright until it just aint. :hahaha: :stop:

    :facepalm: That damn lacefront. Face so serious..ka'ior lipstank on Fleet. :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    keeps that Lady bugs cleanT

    Not NIYA :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Ambulance Station.
    ~~~
    :think: is this where their stationed on stand by for ER'S or the station that gases/oils em up?

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    Medical knowledge prefers you keep some hair. When I’m bored during my shifts I aspire to attend Everest college and work at Ambulance Station.
    -----
    Too late. I just liked mine up yesterday with mister extra clipper :tea:
    (BOOSIE Doorter voice) he (posed) to be coming home TAHDAH.
    He might not tho :rofl: bolero problems :)

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    +EVERYTHING
    SHE WINS
    __________

    :crying1: I did the hands and everything.. always ALWAYS split. LMAOOO

  • luVn_liFe…

    ) he (posed) to be coming home TAHDAH
    ~~~
    maybe Not is best in this instance. :eek:

  • SugarFoot

    MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky: says:

    How about that old chick talmbout all the kids think Imma teenAGER
    With PIG TAILS and checker blouse with SUSPENDERS
    ——–
    I just hollered …. The homeless man outside was like what’s so funny it’s cold AF
    _____________
    she had on that funeral makeup and some overalls from Baby Gap :facepalm:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    *COMMENTS CLOSED*
    ______________

    Some of the most inciteful chit she post.. I swear its a baiting tactic.

    I see this and get :bounce:

  • Time to Waste

    Ion know cause right now i cannot take your gravi anymmore. :hahaha:
    -------------------
    :rofl:
    I love this chit.
    I love this Gravi so much that I ain't even change it for Blue Blue Birthday.
    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Colts linebacker charged with sex assault

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    the morning slores were almost, ALMOST as bad as the entre-po-nigga posts.

  • Unshakable

    @Take Take,

    Do you ever wax down there, as opposed to shaving?

  • luVn_liFe…

    I seen that SmurfeTTe. He's on the dean's list :tea:

  • Dymond

    :blink: $100,000 :blink: yeah, ok :coffee:

  • FuturedocDonte

    (BOOSIE Doorter voice) he (posed) to be coming home TAHDAH.
    -------
    I crack up everytime ya'll say this

  • Time to Waste

    Mariah got a Vegas residency.....

  • luVn_liFe…

    entre-po-nigga posts.
    ~~~~
    those were the worst! giving us their measurements in their bio's,.shirt size, mom jeans size,slim fit jean size,boot cut size.
    too much

  • SugarFoot

    Unshakable says:

    @Take Take,

    Do you ever wax down there, as opposed to shaving?
    ___________
    Yeah Taken do you have carpet burns from waxing :popcorn:

  • luVn_liFe…

    WASTING Is it finalized yet,when/where does her residency start?

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Misteak ya old man look like the dude who asked me "would he be outta line if he asked me to dinner date anything :eek: "

    :crying1:

    The cashier was like, " *neck roll* outta line, order, outta gas sir :nono: "

    :crying1: A toothless guy in walmart.. done skipped in front folk to prposition me..

  • San ah make ya dance

    :crying1: A toothless guy in walmart.
    ------------
    Dinner Date? :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    He got on Polo :crying1:

    My :cell: is at 15% :chase:
    No car cord on me :facepalm:

  • KDub

    Coworker just came over and told us her last day is Jan 30. :sad: She makes number 30 that couldnt hang and bid our azzes with a FAT BYE-BYE :hi: in the 5 years I been at that fugg azz place. :wail: BISH TAKE ME WITH YOU :steer:

    Folks take PAY CUTS to get the fugg outta here. She number 30, but she about number 19, that when we be like: what the pay look like like at the new spot? They respond: Oh. I am taking a paycut. AND BE HAPPY about it!! WHO the HECK talks about a paycut with a :biggrin: ???? How you KNOW A place is pure HELL. :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Send me Your Statues :crying1:

    Mimi Vegas :bounce:

  • Dymond

    Time to Waste says:
    Mariah got a Vegas residency…..
    ----------------------
    heard she begging Nick to come back :coffee:

  • San ah make ya dance

    what the pay look like like at the new spot? They respond: Oh. I am taking a paycut. AND BE HAPPY about it!! WHO the HECK talks about a paycut with a :biggrin: ???? How you KNOW A place is pure HELL. :crying1:
    ----------------
    :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Blind Pennsylvania Man dies after warming dry towel in microwave accidentally set his self on fire.

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    Hello Sitting ON DUBBs - Told previous co worker that Duane Reade pay less than national Pharmacy, but I LIED. To keep other security guards out my bizness security guards are so competitive.

  • luVn_liFe…

    WHO the HECK talks about a paycut with a :biggrin: ???? How you KNOW A place is pure HELL
    ~~~~
    :twisted: FOR Shame

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    Imagine broads getting lace front on their ladybugs.

  • KDub

    Mariah got a Vegas residency…..
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    JUST came to my phone. AT Caesars. :thankyou: Goes to check my FAWKIN Harrah's Points. :pc: NOW. If I got a free room I am so outta this bish!!!! IDC if I gotta stay at another property. I will take the Rio or Flamingo.

    Only thing I love MORE than Mariah? Yall done heard me say it. I aint 'shamed. A SLOT MACHINE :wail:

  • KDub

    Dymen. Why you got that big azz pig on a stick in your gravi?

    BRAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    when does her residency begin, I'll go see her if it's this year. Hoping to go see the Floyd/pacquaio fight :box:

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    q@LuVN in the Sunshine- If I had to pump gas, that is fine. sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Folks try and clown me, as a security guard but hey, my gremlin is paid for. NO CAR NOTE

    NOT ME....

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Blind Pennsylvania Man dies after warming dry towel in microwave accidentally set his self on fire.
    ______________________

    :huh:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Dating games.. :shank: My friend got a doorter.. :eyeroll: sir. :eek: Dont we all... :eyeroll: Anyway if he tell me one more thing he gotta do for his doorter for he do something else.. imma stroke. :eek:

    Gosh im being petty but sir. I dont care. :| I used to think he was blowing me off? So I was like ehhh :bye: but then he stay in my text/calling..but when I try to "do" something (barely..but still..) he be like "his doorter". :stank face:

    He tombout "wats up" (hate a wats up text, lawd i do..) so I say "lets chat" BTWWWWW I hate talking on the phone unless like gossip with homegirl :heart: :hairtoss: yaknow so bruh im EXTENDING self.. extra hard here.. :eek: He say "in a few minutes and then some chit bout his doorter.." :eek:

    So he call and i dont ansa... the feeling hat passT for me. :files nails: So now he txt tombout I aint real, but can we go to Potle.. :facepalm: /rant

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    So many funnies, I can't even c&p them. :rofl: :rofl:

    OAN - What should I wear to this Wale concert tonight? :waiting: :popcorn:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Dinner Date?
    _____

    San I was shocked into silence. Mouth caught me way off guard..

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Folks take PAY CUTS to get the fugg outta here. She number 30, but she about number 19, that when we be like: what the pay look like like at the new spot? They respond: Oh. I am taking a paycut. AND BE HAPPY about it!! WHO the HECK talks about a paycut with a ???? How you KNOW A place is pure HELL
    __________

    BOL!!! :yes:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    but can we go to Potle.. ? /rant

    *****

    TF is Potle? :thinking: Wait, are you missing a prefix of CHI? :hahaha:

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    Potle
    ____________

    you gotta make an exception when a nigga throw that chipotle out there. that's good eating! :pizza:

    maaaan look! that mofo barbacoa go hard!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    To keep other security guards out my bizness security guards are so competitive.
    ____________

    I feel like you just tryna sideways come for the big booty throne.. :lol: But im schleep too so carry on.

  • Time to Waste

    WASTING Is it finalized yet,when/where does her residency start?
    --------------------
    Yes Ma'am
    starts 5/16/2015

  • KDub

    Told previous co worker that Duane Reade pay less than national Pharmacy, but I LIED. To keep other security guards out my bizness security guards are so competitive.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Naw. We sadly know for fact, most of these folks who leaving are taking a paycut and lesser job titles at competitor companies. JUST to get the fawk outta here. We pay top of our industry. I have been offered other jobs, but that is why I am still here.

    Hi. My name is Dub. And I have a shopping, traveling, eating out, and expensive drank prollem. I aint NEVER gonna be able to afford to go noplace. EVER. Imma have to take it take it take it. The abuse. Over and over agane. Daily. Sometimes on the weekend. Twice. :sad:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Wait, are you missing a prefix of CHI?

    ___________

    :hahaha: Direct txt. :crying1: Sounds like Pote-Lay.. :cry:

    Thas our spot.. :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Only thing I love MORE than Mariah? Yall done heard me say it. I aint ‘shamed. A SLOT MACHINE ?

    (*******

    :rofl: :rofl:

    I hope Mimi lip singing tho :eek:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Neffi
    screw it go for a free snack. :shrug: Feeling passed,show him when ur there :D

  • Gigi26

    Blind Pennsylvania Man dies after warming dry towel in microwave accidentally set his self on fire.
    -----------------------------
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Darwinism at its finest :yes: :rofl:

  • Dymond

    KDub says:
    Dymen. Why you got that big azz pig on a stick in your gravi?
    ---------------------------
    :pigsfly: whoooooooo pigggggggg soooooie! why else?

    Happy New Years Dubbs, how are ya? :2dance:

  • San ah make ya dance

    So he call and i dont ansa… the feeling hat passT for me. :files nails: So now he txt tombout I aint real, but can we go to Potle.. :facepalm: /rant
    ------------
    What REAL got to do with it! :rofl: And Dude, ummh yea, Thanks now I know you take care of your daughter :rolleyes: But fck that, what about US right nah :eek:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Dymen. Why you got that big azz pig on a stick in your gravi?

    BRAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

    __________________

    Long suffering azz Dymen. :hahaha: :eek:

    :gatorchomp:

  • KDub

    I feel like you just tryna sideways come for the big booty throne.. :lol: But im schleep too so carry on.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Get out my mine. I was like a security guard huh? Do you wear the uniform? You got a whale azz? Send us an azz pic (in my @Man font) :dead:

  • Time to Waste

    I hope Mimi lip singing tho :eek:
    -------------
    :cosign: :eek:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    They getting rid of the poak at Potle (this tickles me). I never had it but folks kind of teed off about it. :lol:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    NO CAR NOTE
    _______

    Braggart..

  • luVn_liFe…

    starts 5/16/2015
    ~~~~
    :bounce: I'd GO :yes:

  • San ah make ya dance

    I hope Mimi lip singing tho :eek:
    -------------
    :rofl: Why have I been hearing about her crying and shyt?

  • KDub

    :2dance: I am goodt @Dymond. How you ill?

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    What should I wear to this Wale concert tonight?
    ___________

    :bounce: FLOWER BOMB

    :bounce: :bounce:

    WHats up for consideration? WHat the weather ill?

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    What REAL got to do with it! :rofl: And Dude, ummh yea, Thanks now I know you take care of your daughter :rolleyes: But fck that, what about US right nah :eek:
    ____________________________

    rite! those are twoooo different relationships. bet your daughter cant do what I do, so don't pit me against her.

    ugh, I don't like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one :nono: oh no. :warning:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Darwinism at its finest
    *******

    Geaux!!!! Straight to the :kona: NOW!! :rofl: :rofl:

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    They getting rid of the poak at Potle (this tickles me). I never had it but folks kind of teed off about it
    ____________________

    why?

    you aint do an excel spreadsheet for your outfits this time? :lol:

  • San ah make ya dance

    San I was shocked into silence. Mouth caught me way off guard..
    -------------
    :koolaid2: Gonna eat SOUP :slurp: :tape:

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    Potle as in SH&TPOTLE. ONce worked security there, somebody was stealing meat. Red Meat that is.

    They have prime Meat.

    Pork is the other white meat.

  • Dees Web: not theez Nuts!! lol

    Afternoon Erybody

    Yep @User, Luvn, :waves: I saw yall downstairs talking bout my welcome sign.. I want a welcome packet.. I had been lurking for soooo long I know the answer and questions and uh remember yall answers too.. :winky:

    :welcome:

    :welcome:

    :welcome: Thats enough..

    On Topic I feel sorry for Keri, But she did latch on to future money with her boo. :grill: I guess Beyonce banned her from the Industry comments like she had Free fired from BET when she found out JayZ :hump:

  • Dymond

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
    Long suffering azz Dymen
    --------------------
    :wail:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    WHats up for consideration? WHat the weather ill?

    ***

    Cold as fawk :eek:

    Leather pants + tshirt with woman body/tiger head (loominati) :eek:

    Sequin pants with either shirt above or a black sequin sweatshit. NYE repeat, but enough people ain't see me in it :tea:

  • San ah make ya dance

    rite! those are twoooo different relationships. bet your daughter cant do what I do, so don’t pit me against her.

    ugh, I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one :nono: oh no. :warning:
    ---------------
    :thankyou: :rofl: I never thought about that User :yes: Yea Daddy's lil girl and shyt. Aint nobody trying to compete with all of that

  • KDub

    I am going to see Mimi when the hype dies down then. 5/16 too close to family 7/4 trip.

    Imma go in fall if she still there. I love her, DEARLY, From day UNO... but really she dont DO ish.

    She dance like a yt girl.
    She done got fat
    She be drunk
    Lil Unicorn and Pegasus broke her damn diaphragm so she cant sing like she used to.

    Bish better not want $800 per seat. She lucky I still support her after all of this. TUH. Really after I list it out, I am borderline like fugg you bish. But I aint gonna do her like that.

  • Gigi26

    Like how the fukk you put a dry towel in a microwave?! Whatchu thank was gonna happen? :rofl: :crying:

    I bet that shyt went snap crackle and POP on his ass :no:

  • Gigi26

    Nigga thought he was gonna have an electric blanket or somethin :rofl:

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    The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT says:

    Potle as in SH&TPOTLE. ONce worked security there, somebody was stealing meat. Red Meat that is.
    _________________________________________

    you shut your whore mouth! :rules:

    chipotle is manna sent down from heaven :nun: its the nectar of the gods. if the three kings were bringing baby jesus something today they would bring him a veggie bowl and the lord would be pleased. selah!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one ? oh no. ?

    ********

    :cosign: niggas act like they doing something for the first time - moon walking. Boy :bye: you ain't the first nigga to have a kid :eyeroll:

  • Dees Web: not theez Nuts!! lol

    Dont mess with Power.. :lipssealed:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :hahaha: Gee! :spank: he's BLINE!

    an ELECTRIC BLANCKET :ghost:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Really after I list it out, I am borderline like fugg you bish. But I aint gonna do her like that.
    *********

    :dead: and :ghost:

  • Gigi26

    I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one ? oh no. ?
    ---------------
    Dang for real? Shyt mine don't act like that....:shrugs: I'll have to observe this behavior tho :yes:

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    and and and...my 78 Gremlin only needs 18.02 to be filled up.

    Sit with that

    Braggn yeap

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    Like how the fukk you put a dry towel in a microwave?! Whatchu thank was gonna happen?
    __________________________

    *nervous laugh* yeah everybody knows that, right? :ashamed: :kona:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    OR a black sweatshirt that say Twerking Because You Can :yes: :buttshake:

  • KDub

    I hate Gigi. OMG :dead:

  • San ah make ya dance

    my 78 Gremlin only needs 18.02 to be filled up.
    ------------
    :dead:
    I put $15 in my tank and drove 3 hours back home :nun: Love my ride

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Gigi - she damn near grown. Once they cross over about the age of 13/14, they MAY settle down :yes:

  • KDub

    Like how the fukk you put a dry towel in a microwave?! Whatchu thank was gonna happen?
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Why I flashed back to putting hair in my mama microwave to dry back in 1994? :crying1:

  • luVn_liFe…

    San ah make ya dance says:

    my 78 Gremlin only needs 18.02 to be filled up.
    ————
    :dead:
    I put $15 in my tank and drove 3 hours back home :nun: Love my ride
    ~~~~
    what u driving a Chevette?

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    Dang for real? Shyt mine don’t act like that….:shrugs: I’ll have to observe this behavior tho

    ________________

    yes but :stop: don't go using blog logic in real life. the blog will have you microwaving your towel :confused: if you don't have this issue then don't go looking for it.

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    User - Now you need to warsh your filthy mouth out with some Antibacterial Dial and some Irish Spring

    Besides, that Porky pig would not be delivered by no wise men of yesteryear, did not take to eating pork.

    You watch it! You are treading light on on new relationship.

    STOP IT and don't make me revoke you on our friendship.

  • KDub

    I put $15 in my tank and drove 3 hours back home :nun: Love my ride
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That $1.98 a gallon on my Kroger pernts is saving my LIIiiiiiFFffee. $22 fill up.

  • listen2me

    @KDUB. Did you ever roll the hair to have rods? No... Me either.

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    :rofl: I said a veggie bowl, not pork :nana:

    didn't they bring jesus some incense and weed anyway? :think: what a baby gonna do with frankensence and myrrh?

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Yall know im going. :hahaha: Im just saying.. i cant get a read on him with this doorter chit.. like ok.. you take care of your kid.. +1 @San.

    Also, when is it ok to ask what happ'd with his BM? :waiting: I need to know. But i dont wanna just be like why you aint with your precioussssssss :) doorter's mother

  • San ah make ya dance

    what u driving a Chevette?
    --------------
    :dead: Corolla

  • Gigi26

    Ohhh okay Vdot :yes: I had to cuss him out one time cuz he tried to push me off because he unexpectedly had her one wknd....I was like :stop: hold up nigga! We either gonna do this as a unit or you can start off with the next bytch! He got correct after that :yes:

    Man I remember I had this wheaties bowl and I had bought this chocolate chip cookie back home from camp. I tried to warm that shyt up in the microwave thinking it was gonna be chewy n shyt. WRONG :rofl: That shyt damn near burnt the house down, shyt melted in the damn bowl. My father took that shyt to me and was like WTF is wrong with you?! I sprayed some water on that shyt and it was sizzling like a damn fajita :ghost: Learnt that day :lol:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    rite! those are twoooo different relationships. bet your daughter cant do what I do, so don’t pit me against her.

    ugh, I don’t like men with daughters unless they have a gang of kids and the girl is just mixed in with the rest but if they only have one oh no.
    ______________

    Real chit..

  • San ah make ya dance

    That $1.98 a gallon on my Kroger pernts is saving my LIIiiiiiFFffee. $22 fill up.
    --------------
    This me here :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    @Unshake thought about waxing just need to find a good place and get a Brazilian. I gotta trust them. The lady that thread my brows moved :wails: I let somebody else do them :nono: I have not seen anybody in a month. It's bad ... Real bad MJ bad.. And I got thin brows.. Not cause I am shaving them off I am hair not hairy except for on my head.
    So no struggle I ain't got road rash on my vortex :lol:
    @OTB that old man was trying to get chose talking to me!!! I was like sir :wtf: turned my byke and he tapped me on it.
    Who said something about SACURITY guards? The one where stay asking me about jobs ... She know the drill... You not finna get hired looking loke Marsha warrior in the butt and DJ Loaf in the head with the sides shaved like Cassie :stop:

  • luVn_liFe…

    i dont wanna just be like why you aint with your precioussssssss :) doorter’s mother
    ~~~~
    Why Not,How long ya'll been playing?

  • KDub

    @KDUB. Did you ever roll the hair to have rods?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :yes: My dumb azz melted them in the microwave too

  • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

    Egypt is on the Edge - Whoa men with daughters. How many times has he pretended, you were going out?

    Go but don't vested, my inner voice tells me he sleeping with her momma. You know how these menens be like, my daughter. SIDEYE During dinner, share photos. He best have 100's on his phone.

  • San ah make ya dance

    Also, when is it ok to ask what happ’d with his BM? :waiting: I need to know. But i dont wanna just be like why you aint with your precioussssssss :) doorter’s mother
    -----------------
    Shyt ask him now. He always talking about her, where her mamie :tea: Don't mind me :)

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    but enough people ain’t see me in it

    _______________

    :dead: THIS ONE

  • Gigi26

    have you microwaving your towel
    --------------------------
    Or using monistat and cayenne pepper on non-existent edges. Finna have red puss growing from the scalp looking like that whale bytch from Hollywood Divas whass her name? Countess :yes: Roundst the edges :yes:

  • San ah make ya dance

    Why I flashed back to putting hair in my mama microwave to dry back in 1994? :crying1:
    --------------
    My mama and auntie nem life :yes: Curls weren't going no where!

  • luVn_liFe…

    thought about waxing just need to find a good place and get a Brazilian. I gotta trust them.
    ~~~~
    Please Be cautious MisTAKEN, we don't need a reaction in that part and ur fupa catch up w/ur stomach!

  • Gigi26

    My dumb azz melted them in the microwave too
    -----------------------
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I had a black spot in my bowl. Was there remnants left after the hair melted? :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Gigi – she damn near grown. Once they cross over about the age of 13/14, they MAY settle down
    __________

    Yeah I dont mind the older ones..the younger ones they still believe in tho..they Beyonces? ;nono:

  • San ah make ya dance

    This heaux think I'm bout to train the next bish when she slid her a$$ in this position an didn't give me the courtesy of certain shyt. Bish plz :tea: Good Luckt

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    I had bought this chocolate chip cookie back home from camp. I tried to warm that shyt up in the microwave thinking it was gonna be chewy n shyt
    __________

    LMAOOOOOOOO I have to tellmy kids ALL THE TIME that hotdogs alretty cooked.

    My son put noodles, no water in there. :facepalm: They still get on that mayne bout that. I had to buy a whole new microwave vinegar would not even get that stink out. :hahaha:

  • SugarFoot

    listen2me says:

    @KDUB. Did you ever roll the hair to have rods? No… Me either.
    _________
    Was just about to ask about the rodded pony tails from back in the day LOL Spritz, rods, and microwave had the entire kitchen foul :rofl:

  • luVn_liFe…

    I Like Keri's Braids up there.

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    i dont wanna just be like why you aint with your precioussssssss :) doorter’s mother
    _____________

    prolly is or the baby is the type to go tell. :tea:

    is he a single father? single fathers are uber-dramatic like they're building pyramids at their house or something :rolleyes: special snowflake aint the word. he did you a favor, OTB. vetting you to see how low you will go. run before you get lil fizz'd

  • KDub

    I had a black spot in my bowl. Was there remnants left after the hair melted?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    YES. My mama was so fawking MAD at me and BFF. :cuss: Told us to go down BFF house microwaving some DAMN HAIR. I was like: but Ms. Brenda already put us out from 'round there EARLIER today :ghost: Going to each other house tryna microwave tracks. Every time you warmed something up it smellt like burnt DEATH.

  • San ah make ya dance

    single fathers are uber-dramatic like they’re building pyramids at their house or something :rolleyes: special snowflake aint the word.
    -----------
    :wail:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Why Not,How long ya’ll been playing?

    __________

    Hot minute.. I like him.. I gave him my house #numma.. :eek: #youknowitsreal Ion know.. I kinda felt like it was touchy.. Sheitttt I thought she was dead for a minute.. :hahaha: :oops: Im asking tonight. I will let yall know. :tea:

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    whale bytch from Hollywood Divas whass her name? Countess :yes:
    ________________

    :ghost:

  • San ah make ya dance

    I like him.. I gave him my house #numma
    -----------
    :dead:

  • listen2me

    Was just about to ask about the rodded pony tails from back in the day LOL Spritz, rods, and microwave had the entire kitchen foul :rofl:

    -----------------------------------
    :rofl:

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    thought she was dead for a minute
    ____________________

    :lol: does he only have this one daughter??? :bite:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Egypt is on the Edge – Whoa men with daughters. How many times has he pretended, you were going out?

    Go but don’t vested, my inner voice tells me he sleeping with her momma. You know how these menens be like, my daughter. SIDEYE During dinner, share photos. He best have 100’s on his phone.
    __________

    Omgawd... :belly butterflies: A few times..! :eek: Like at least three..! :smack: Oh hell nah! On everything I love I am gonna get to the bottom of this chit. He gone get off my air with these mepty promises. :hahaha:

  • luVn_liFe…

    YOU LIKEY, ASK Him. Better now then LATER

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    He always talking about her, where her mamie
    __________

    San I done said this a billion times in my head :crying1: Twinsies.

  • San ah make ya dance

    :lol:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I like him.. I gave him my house #numma

    ********

    Is this Trunk? :eek:

  • KDub

    I like him.. I gave him my house #numma
    ^^^^^^^^^
    Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline. :crying1: Even the tech told me when he came to connect the bish UP 2 years ago...its been MONTHS since I connected up a landline. FUGG YOU SIR. :mad:

  • Pootie Tang

    Hey yall, Do Brazilian waxes hurt? Lawd knows I needs one. STAT!

    It's nothing like yo dude showing up at yo house during lunch unexpectedly wanting to give you the business...he's starts feasting on yo hot pocket then he look up at you giving the evil eye cause he got to maneuver thru you hedges cause you got that '70's' freedom bush going on..
    I'm so ashamed...SMH

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline.
    ________________________

    got one too. don't nobody call it but wrong numbers and ppl trying to sell stuff. its part of the cable bill :shrugs:

  • Time to Waste

    Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline.
    -----------------------
    I got one and will call certain people back on it when they call my cell.
    :lol:
    My Bff hate it!

  • San ah make ya dance

    Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline. :crying1: Even the tech told me when he came to connect the bish UP 2 years ago…its been MONTHS since I connected up a landline. FUGG YOU SIR. :mad:
    -------------
    Not when you get the 3 in 1 bundle :rofl: Shyt why not? :shrugs: My cell went out last month, I was like a teenager again :cell:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    prolly is or the baby is the type to go tell.

    is he a single father? single fathers are uber-dramatic like they’re building pyramids at their house or something special snowflake aint the word. he did you a favor, OTB. vetting you to see how low you will go. run before you get lil fizz’d

    _________________________

    LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Say WOrd! He is a single father.. :ghost: he do act like that.. at first I was like aww :) he excited about his seed...then that chit wore off right quick. I been a parent too long..

    I just chastised my self the other day.. OTB14 was going on about 8th grade grad.. :confused: You know im in the kitchen like Thot goals.. :eyeroll: :ashamed:

    But i chucked it up in front her I was like yeah girl 8th grade!!! :bazooka: did it on em! :danban:

    :eyeroll: <--- 17 in the living room.. she cynic like my other side. :heart:

  • listen2me

    @Nefertiti- the next time he says something about his daughter say, " I know you and her mother are pride of her"; "where is her mother?" Then he'll think you really give a damn about his daughter.

  • KDub

    whale bytch from Hollywood Divas whass her name? Countess
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Bish who peeled off her forehead skin fuggin round with lacefronts. And didn't even put no Dollar Tree Neosporin on it. Just walking around with it oozing smelling like an earring back.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    does he only have this one daughter???

    __________

    Yeah. She six.. :hahaha: :bite:

  • Time to Waste

    OTB14 was going on about 8th grade grad.. :confused: You know im in the kitchen like Thot goals.. :eyeroll: :ashamed:

    But i chucked it up in front her I was like yeah girl 8th grade!!! :bazooka: did it on em! :danban:
    ----------------------------
    :rofl:

    Poor baby she all :yahoo: and you and 17 on your been there done that

  • SugarFoot

    Thought I was the onliest person left alive with a landline.
    ______
    :no: How else would I find my cellphone :coffee:

  • Pootie Tang

    Dang...I'm gonna be in moderation forever... :angry:

  • luVn_liFe…

    How else would I find my cellphone
    LOL

  • San ah make ya dance

    at first I was like aww :) he excited about his seed…then that chit wore off right quick. I been a parent too long..
    ---------------
    I aint even a parent and only got >-< this much in me to hear all the blaize blaize shyt. I still say smart shyt here and there to BF. Child got other siblings and still act like an only, but he's gonna get a rude awakening one day :tea:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Yeah. She six..
    _________________

    oooh girl :kona:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Is this Trunk?

    ____________

    YES :eek: See why I dont mind hanging in there.. im scared a lil bit anyway :shame:

    :hahaha: Everytime I think about it I think about that time I ran when the dude put a red condom on it? :nono: Chit looked like Clifford's D!ck

    :woohoo: <-- -me running up outta there.

    LMAOOOOO

  • Dymond

    Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
    My son put noodles, no water in there.
    ------------------------------
    :hahaha: kids do the darnedest things

  • San ah make ya dance

    Yeah. She six..
    ------------
    That's old enough for the thrill to be gone. Well she is an only :hide:

  • KDub

    My Bff hate it!
    ^^^^^^^^^
    MY BFF, telemarketers, and 20yo daddy the onliest fuggas who CALL IT. She called her dad on that phone when we FIRST got it. And YES it was part of a bundle. But that dude STILL call that phone if he call her, and she dont answer her cell. :rofl: She be tryna DUCK him for xyz...I be like hole on: GIRL its your daddy :cell:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :yawn: SO Were Stuck here til 6?

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    :hahaha: LMAOOOO dont nobody got landlines no more.. I be like "call me on the housephone.." be mad AS HAIL when its somebody I forgot i havent gave the numma too...or when my mama give it out! :smack:

  • Unshakable

    @Luvn,

    Purty murch......you catch on right quick, don't cha? :hahaha:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    the next time he says something about his daughter say, ” I know you and her mother are pride of her”; “where is her mother?” Then he’ll think you really give a damn about his daughter.
    __________

    Listen at chu! :wink: This is good.... thank you! I know she did something extra special today. It is Thursday after all. :)

    :hahaha:

  • listen2me

    That’s old enough for the thrill to be gone. Well she is an only :hide:

    _______________________________
    Unfortunately the thrill will probably be there until she becomes a teenager and starts taking back. Only child..she has him wrapped around those little fingers.

  • KDub

    SO Were Stuck here til 6?
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Sandra might be back to afternoon donut glazing.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    How else would I find my cellphone
    ______________

    Okayyyyyyy

    I be like :eek: Somebody call my phone..

    :rofl: :hahaha: #olds

  • SummerBaby

    Yeah. She six..
    ————
    That’s old enough for the thrill to be gone. Well she is an only :hide:
    ---------------------
    Be glad she's not a twin :tea:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    I ran when the dude put a red condom on it? :nono: Chit looked like Clifford’s D!ck
    ________________________

    :wtf: this nigga had a biohazard condom on? un uh :nono:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :newpost: celebs :newpost:

  • Candy Cane

    I was like: but Ms. Brenda already put us out from ’round there EARLIER today :ghost: Going to each other house tryna microwave tracks. Every time you warmed something up it smellt like burnt DEATH.
    -------------------------------------------------------
    One time I forgot to take the bobbypins out my hair and the microwave caught on fire....My mama cussed me out something good... smh

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    Poor baby she all and you and 17 on your been there done that

    ____________

    Time! She bad! That heffa is WERK :phew: :hahaha: She suspended TUDAY...RIGHT NOW! :facepalm: Said "nigga" yesterday..claim she dint say the whole thing :huh: ..but said enough that the teacher was like :shocked:

    I told her them ppl been thru the fire (ole Black lady) you just cant be willynilly like that. Watch cho mouf in them folks schoolhouse.. Told her she better have 25different ways to exclaim her digust with a young man by the time um home... :yes:

  • Unshakable

    @User,

    Biohazard? :blink: if that be the case, shouldn't it also come with a hazmat label and warning disclaimer? :think:

  • Ms Peaches

    Who watcha It's a Manns World? Welp when I heard Mr Brown's real voice I dam-n neer fainted. I think Tamela Mann is pretty "Take me to the King". Sang Cora Sang :headphone:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

    :tape:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

    this nigga had a biohazard condom on? un uh

    ____________

    I ran like it was full of Bola. :yes: It was like the length of my arm..maybe the girth. SIR! You will not maim me! :nono:

  • Time to Waste

    MY BFF, telemarketers, and 20yo daddy
    ----------------
    :yes:
    Telemarketers and my parents :rofl:

  • pointhimout

    y'all believe she got paid $100k for real? I don't. If she's getting that much, then I know Monica easily getting double that amount. Hey, if you're able to keep it going and not punch a clock or do a 9-5, I can't talk or shade you. It's most of us sitting in rush hour, scurrying along to a job we really don't like.