divorced

Experts suggest that women who are planning their dream should also plan their divorce since more than half of all marriages fail. But most women never think that far in advance. Which is why some divorced women have a difficult time deciding what to do with their wedding dresses after the ink dries on their divorce papers.

A Las Vegas gun range is offering divorcees the privilege of blasting their wedding dresses to smithereens with an AR-15 machine gun.

From Washingtonpost.com:

Starting this Valentine’s Day, Machine Guns Vegas will offer a “Just Divorced” experience.

The package — announced this week during Shot Show, the industry’s largest trade show, which just happens to be in Las Vegas — is for “a recently divorced husband or wife and up to four guests to celebrate the divorcee’s new independence by utilizing wedding memorabilia as targets.”

Ex-spouses who pay $499 will have the privilege, the range says in a news release, of celebrating “their recent uncoupling and new beginning by taking aim at wedding items from years passed including (but not limited to) wedding dresses, tuxes, and marriage certificates with MGV’s largest caliber-shot available.”

The 500 bucks gets divorcees 40 rounds on a “a 1919 mounted belt-fed machine gun” and “10 rounds on a black or pink M4.” The package even includes complimentary transportation.

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    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      Oooor donate it to Goodwill.

    • Gigi26

      :eek: :eek: Well I guess :no:

    • Unshakable

      But for $499 tho? :blink: You can do it in an impoverished area for free. Especially since some police ain't coming up in those places.

    • Bootcampgirl

      Should that be half of all marriages fail.. :thinking:

    • Savannah

      Stupidest chit ever! Spryte chit!

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Yea this right here :no: but I appreciate the post :heart:
      MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky: says:
      Violet is a Nash you say??? :dead:
      @Boot I did the education and just requested you :waiting:
      January 23, 2015 at 1:37 pm

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

      Experts suggest that women who are planning their dream should also plan their divorce since more than half of all marriages fail.
      _______________

      :rofl:

    • Bootcampgirl

      @Boot I did the education and just requested you
      _________________
      Ok, soon as I go on break...no cell phones in jail, quickest way to the unemployment line AND those food stamps :thinking:

    • MissHarlem

      Dumb......just.....dumb :facepalm:

    • Bootcampgirl

      :winky: thought I was going to get that infamous Take Care :waves:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      This is dumb. Also that 50% divorce to rate is false. :eyeroll:

    • Bootcampgirl

      @Miss, agreed, at one point in time you hopefully loved that person and hopefully it was one of the best days of your life. I also agree with another poster, donate it..Shit you in Vegas, it's time to turn up...

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Ex-spouses who pay $499 will have the privilege, the range says in a news release
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      EYE will do for 1/2 price! :grill: #justmentionthisad :kona:

    • sassyshe

      Really sell it to a consignment store or just have a bonfire in the back

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Ok, soon as I go on break…no cell phones in jail, quickest way to the unemployment line AND those food stamps :thinking:
      ---------
      True! :hugs:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      This is dumb. Also that 50% divorce to rate is false. :eyeroll:
      ==========
      Thank you!!! I didn't want to be a Road's Scowler today.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I have an addition to my story yesterday. Brb so I can type it.

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      AFTER that lil girl killed the instructor with a :ak47: .........the ideas keep a coming huh.. :smack:

      Afternoon Roses :grill:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Experts suggest that women who are planning their dream should also plan their divorce since more than half of all marriages fail
      __________

      You should get some updated stats.. js. This hasnt been true for ..a while. :)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      but I appreciate the post :heart:
      :)

    • Unshakable

      I am still stuck on someone paying $499 for such an endeavor to come to fruition. :blink:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      You can pry the guns from the cold dead hands.. :hahaha: Sprytey ass sprytes.

    • SugarFoot

      Ex-spouses who pay $499 will have the privilege, the range says in a news release,
      ____________
      I can let my dog play with it for free :coffee:

      @ DTTS ikr :rofl: :rofl: I will even tape it for an additional $9.99 plus shipping and handling :crying:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I hope this ain't the gun range where that little girl killed the instructor... :blink:

    • Unshakable

      Hey Keesh, how are you doing? :hug:

      Good point, btw. :applause:

      Like sex, guns sell. Anything related to the utiluzation of firearms will sell.

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      I just saw the video of Cam'Ron to the 13 year old girl :no: he said I am not your uncle your mom used to give neck back in the day basically :eek: why would you say that?
      And you see Jules and Kimbella beefing :no: he said she nothing.. She say he jealous bc she is balling now :facepalm:

    • Unshakable

      @Suga,

      Do you accept cod's, checks, and money orders for this video?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      amber mad because someone said her baby belongs to the limo driver....

      Paraphrase: My babe has to live through life with hearing/reading that *blah blah chicken hands*

      Your baby gotta live through MORE than that yo :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      SugarFoot says:

      Ex-spouses who pay $499 will have the privilege, the range says in a news release,
      ____________
      I can let my dog play with it for free :coffee:

      @ DTTS ikr :rofl: :rofl: I will even tape it for an additional $9.99 plus shipping and handling :crying:

      Hmmmp We'll come to you! Shoootttt :steer: :rofl:

    • SugarFoot

      Unshakable says:

      @Suga,

      Do you accept cod’s, checks, and money orders for this video?
      _____________
      No checks :no: they can check deez :crying:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky: says:

      I just saw the video of Cam’Ron to the 13 year old girl :no: he said I am not your uncle your mom used to give neck back in the day basically :eek: why would you say that?

      PROBABLY, MORE THAN LIKELY, that's the only AIR TIME he can get :grill:

      ION need to know the back story either, he ALL THE WAY wrong for that....

      Roses, MOunt UP and go find some info on his mom :tea:

    • SummerBaby

      Cam'ron was way outta line to say that to a child.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      So this guy the cops shot in Jersey? :think:

      What chall know? I watched his tape.. hands up of course. Opened slap fire on the man.

      When the police got so fukking scary :no:

    • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

      Unshakable says:

      Hey Keesh, how are you doing? :hug:

      Good point, btw. :applause:

      Like sex, guns sell. Anything related to the utiluzation of firearms will sell.
      _________________________________

      Heyyyyy :hug: WHats shaking???

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      This is dumb. Also that 50% divorce to rate is false. :eyeroll:
      ==========
      Thank you!!! I didn’t want to be a Road’s Scowler today
      ______________________________

      well imma tell yall like Sandra told me a couple posts ago: ASK SOMEBODY :rules:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      he said she nothing..
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      EYE wouldn't give a flying fugg what nobody said about me. I'd just make him pay for it. tis all :tea:

      They mofos need a class on how to not let Another Mofo NOT see you sweat :)

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      he said I am not your uncle your mom used to give neck back in the day basically
      ________

      Never liked him. very Young Berg-ish aint he. :stank face:

    • Unshakable

      Seaux, in otha world news****

      Twenty-eight African American officers are facing demotion and will be required to provide back-pay after 15 years serving as lieutenants and majors for the Memphis Police Department.

      The decision came after a recent appeals court ruling. Fifteen years ago the officers sued the city of Memphis claiming the tests they took were discriminatory against African Americans and that is why they failed.

      A federal judge agreed with the officers in 2010, and ordered the officers keep their ranks, get back pay, and the city covers their $1 million court costs.

      Now an appellate judge changed everything in late October, ruling the promotion test was perfectly fine and didn’t violate any civil rights laws.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Unshakable, this thee good ole US of A, if there's a buyer, there's a seller :yes:

      MOX NIX :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      This is so silly :facepalm:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      User Friendly says:

      Anyway, she said that he may even be jealous of Joey because he drives a better vehicle than the teacher and dresses better than the majority of the students
      _______________________

      this is an odd thing to say

      Carrington you low key showing off or nah?

      . . . . . . . .
      Let me repeat this for the civilians: "SHE said that he may even be jealous of Joey because he drives a better vehicle than the teacher and dresses better than the majority of the students."

      ... now, how HER words became about ME "showing off" is beyond me. I've told a four part story about my child being disrespectful to his teacher and from ALL of that, somewhere deeply imbedded within this story about my child being a disrespectful clown whose behavior goes against everything I've ever taught him - I found a way to BRAG?

      About what, exactly? This is NOT the post to brag in, is it? (BTW: What kind of vehicle does Joey drive again?) Bragging would've been to mention all of that. What I said what that these were the director's sentiments and my belief is that she doesn't like him - and after our meeting, it was clear that he doesn't like her... which explains why she felt comfortable making some of those statements to me - and also why she chose to continually defend Joey and not the teacher.

      I even corrected him during our meeting when he kept referring to the director (who is over the entire school as "Ma'am" during our meeting.

      It wasn't the term, but the inflection/tone he used it in addition to WHERE he used it.

      It was very condescending and patronizing and I called him out on it.

      "I'm still, MA'AM, trying to figure out what I did wrong, MA'AM?"

      So, if anyone takes issue with the fact that the director of the school noted Joey's transportation and ensemble choices - hit me on the hip and I'll give you HER information so that you may voice your concerns.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Ok so how about my brothers other sister had the nerve to call him up and say how he is wrong for having the new brother at the house. And how he is embarrassing the family, and he needs to tell the dad how sorry he is...and really cussing him out. I kindly told him that he needs to come watch the baby because she bout to get her behind snatched up. How you mad because YOUR father is a hoe who splashes off in every woman he meets? So your just as triflent as the dad. But she don't know us to well because I'll read her Ding ding rinky dink, can't keep a man, non blending weave wearing ass to hell and back. Bytch

    • Unshakable

      @Keesh,

      Not too much.....just enough to keep me movin and shakin.....got to stay workin, you know? Self improvement is a must. :yes:

      How about you love? :kiss:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      SummerBaby says:

      Cam’ron was way outta line to say that to a child.
      ______________________________________

      that would have hurt my kids to their core BUT ppl need to stop telling their kids that so and so is your daddy/cousin/uncle. the truth will come out and it always stings.

      don't ever give a nigga the opportunity to shame your child. :nono: tell them first.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      So, if anyone takes issue with the fact that the director of the school noted Joey’s transportation and ensemble choices – hit me on the hip and I’ll give you HER information so that you may voice your concerns.
      ---------
      Now now CarringtOn. We love Joey and the stories. We don't think you showing off. We do however, think the lady has a thing for Joey.

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      RHOBH Yolonda:
      "Although writing is usually my favorite thing to do, I unfortunately have lost the ability to do so in an intelligent matter at this time," the 51-year-old wrote to fans. "Most of you know I have been battling Lyme disease for the past three years
      "I have lost the ability to read, write, or even watch TV, because I can't process information or any stimulation for that matter," Foster continued. "It feels like someone came in and confiscated my brain and tied my hands behind my back to just watch and see life go by without me participating in it."
      :(. She really is a nice person on camera. Sad for her
      @OTB never liked Cam'Ron either. Full of himself for no reason. Mean. Hateful.
      Demeaning. His girl Juju is in for a rude awakening one day. She better ask Kimbella

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      hol up is Carrington sissy clawing me? :huh:

      :facepalm: lawdt :rofl:

    • goat76

      User Friendly says:

      SummerBaby says:
      Cam’ron was way outta line to say that to a child.
      ______________________________________
      that would have hurt my kids to their core BUT ppl need to stop telling their kids that so and so is your daddy/cousin/uncle. the truth will come out and it always stings.
      don’t ever give a nigga the opportunity to shame your child. :nono: tell them first.
      -------------
      Amen!!...lol

    • KDub

      How. IS? Kimbella! (Pause) Balling?

    • Unshakable

      @KeKe,

      :stop: Don't do it Miss Celie.....don't do it. Don't trade places wit wut I done been through. She ain't worth it Miss Celie.....she ain't worth it. :nono:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Chile I want me some Fettucinne and a bed.. I gotta leave and come back today tho. :facepalm: I txtd my kids dad the nicest nastiest text. Ole punk ass nigga. Grrr. Aint this chitty..he gets off thirty before time my kids reach their carpool dropoff...why he cant go get them? :shank: Special place in hell sir. I have to leave my goodt(sometimes) job to go pick them up then come all the way back (1.15round trip). I let him have it. He aint say nothing but he got it. Put some words in there for his "lady" too. #petty :tea: /rant

      :yawn: *hits the button on this email i been crafting since 11.* :hahaha: :oops:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I guess this is one of those getting rid of spiritual ties rituals the ladies were speaking of the OTHER Day :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      Paraphrase: My babe has to live through life with hearing/reading that *blah blah chicken hands*
      ============
      See, I was okay for her exposing all of her rubies for the world to see until she said this. Does she think that the way she portrays herself is going to do her son any favors?

    • SugarFoot

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      he said I am not your uncle your mom used to give neck back in the day basically
      ________

      Never liked him. very Young Berg-ish aint he.
      ___________
      Me either or his nursery rhyme flow :no:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      How. IS? Kimbella! (Pause) Balling?

      _____________

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      :phew: Thx Dubb got damn I needed that. Chit felt like a double shot in my mocha. :hahaha: :heart:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      So, if anyone takes issue with the fact that the director of the school noted Joey’s transportation and ensemble choices – hit me on the hip and I’ll give you HER information so that you may voice your concerns.
      ______________________

      so that's how you get Carrington's phone number :shocked:

      nigga we made it :woohoo:

    • KDub

      @Goat from downsturrs... I'm well sugah. The two Mini Dubs are too. Hope you are :hug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      (1.15round trip)

      :eek: my GAWD!

      :bite: going to sign on this dotted line soon :sigh:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      ———
      Now now CarringtOn. We love Joey and the stories. We don’t think you showing off. We do however, think the lady has a thing for Joey.
      - - - - - -
      I don't think she has a "thing" for Joey as much as I think she and the teacher have a "thing" and her "thing" for the teacher may supercede the reality that the STUDENT in this case was DEAD a$$ed wrong as WELL as the teacher... but from where I sat, there is some history/bad blood there.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      When the police got so fukking scary :no:
      ========
      I wasn't paying attention, but there's a lawmaker in GA that is proposing for a special prosecutor to preside over Grand Jury hearings when police shootings are involved. I'm all for this.

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @Carrington I took issue with the messiness of the Director. I said she seemed to act unprofessionally in that instance and for what I knew not why. Clearly disdain can be an issue.
      Please share your stories as I will continue to share my work supervisor ones :lol:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      Shut up, User Friendly!

      LOL

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Ok so how about my brothers other sister had the nerve to call him up and say how he is wrong for having the new brother at the house. And how he is embarrassing the family, and he needs to tell the dad how sorry he is…and really cussing him out. I kindly told him that he needs to come watch the baby because she bout to get her behind snatched up. How you mad because YOUR father is a hoe who splashes off in every woman he meets? So your just as triflent as the dad. But she don’t know us to well because I’ll read her Ding ding rinky dink, can’t keep a man, non blending weave wearing ass to hell and back. Bytch
      ..............................

      How is that embarrassing the family :facepalm: what should be embarrassing is the fact that folks keep having kids from here to Japan. Blood is blood is blood. She needs to build a bridge and get the hell over it.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Now an appellate judge changed everything in late October, ruling the promotion test was perfectly fine and didn’t violate any civil rights laws.
      ____________

      So thats means it wasnt discriminatory? :shrug: If it was discriminatory in nature thas enough.

      :eyeroll: Standardized testing is not designed from OUR view points. FACTS.

    • luVn_liFe…

      :eek:

    • Unshakable

      @Dubb,

      I left you something downstairs. Should be towards the end before the new post emote.

    • Unshakable

      @OTBizzle,

      We know that. But you know how that song and dance goes.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Carrington says:

      Shut up, User Friendly!

      LOL
      __________________

      :lol: dam I was almost in there. *snaps fingers real fast*

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      Ok so how about my brothers other sister had the nerve to call him up and say how he is wrong for having the new brother at the house. And how he is embarrassing the family, and he needs to tell the dad how sorry he is…and really cussing him out. I kindly told him that he needs to come watch the baby because she bout to get her behind snatched up. How you mad because YOUR father is a hoe who splashes off in every woman he meets? So your just as triflent as the dad. But she don’t know us to well because I’ll read her Ding ding rinky dink, can’t keep a man, non blending weave wearing ass to hell and back. Bytch
      =============
      A sister's protection of her brother(s) is so fierce. I stay ready to dropkick someone in their throaK about mine, and they're 5 and 10 years older than me :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      hol up is Carrington sissy clawing me? ?

      ******

      Fugging :dead: and :ghost:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Blanche exactly. My brothers are embracing him and don't care what anyone says. But that girl Might wanna have a little talk with Jesus and think about it before she make another call. Mind you she pop up once or twice a year. She don't even call them!!!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Finna tell Vee Carrington offering out his number..

    • SugarFoot

      His girl Juju is in for a rude awakening one day. She better ask Kimbella
      ____________
      Chile folks that are 30+ need to let the nicknames go :facepalm: Who da hell would answer to JuJu :chase:

      JuJu
      Pumpkin
      June Bug
      Tay Tay
      PeeWee
      Lil Man

      :facepalm:

    • goat76

      @Dubb

      All is well :hug:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      How you mad because YOUR father is a hoe who splashes off in every woman he meets?

      *******
      :rofl: :rofl: When you gather her together can you record it and put it on IG? :yes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      But she don’t know us to well because I’ll read her Ding ding rinky dink, can’t keep a man, non blending weave wearing ass to hell and back.
      ____________

      Hopefully she lurking :dead: Get that bitch a log in..wait can she keep a job :dead:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Juju (not my juju) looks like she can fight as while Kimbella looks like she can get beat up. Lol.

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Prince "Head" just came on :listen:

      #BlanchesFridayOldSchoolJam :buttshake:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      Well, during our meeting, the teacher admitted that he's one of those teachers who LETS the students curse, use their cell phones, BS in class, etc. on a regular basis and his position was that he doesn't report it because he doesn't want the students to have anything on their records.

      He says, Joey walked up to him and mentioned his shoes and said, "I'll bet your old a$$ can't afford these." and he said they laughed and went on with class. (now, I won't mention the price of the shoes for fear I'll have to windmill User Friendly) but when I asked Joey if he said that and his lying a$$ed said no, I knew the teacher was being truthful, because there is NO way on earth that man would've known exactly how much those shoes cost UNLESS Joey said that.

      This dude curses at the students and they curse back and he thinks that behavior is appropriate. Joey's raggedy a$$ (trying to fit in, I'm sure) realized that he has a teacher who lets him curse, so he went all the way in.

      The teacher says he puts Joey out of his class several times a week, but always lets him back in. When I tried to explain that all it took was ONE call to me and we wouldn't be here, he just didn't get it. Kept talking about the student's "record" until I finally blew up and asked "WHAT f*cking record is affected by you calling MY phone other than his DRIVING record when I take those keys?!?"

      That's when the director kept saying, "What he's trying to say is... " and he kept saying, "I don't understand what I did wrong, MA'AM!"

      SMH I kept trying to make him understand that he is fostering this behavior in his classes and by trying to be a peer and not setting that adult/teacher/AUTHORITY FIGURE - student boundary, his kids would never respect him and would continually treat him like a peer.

      He didn't get it. I gave up. The director just kept rolling her eyes like she was embarrassed that I, the parent, was trying to teach a TEACHER and he still had a tude with HER for co-signing my sentiment.

    • Unshakable

      @Suga,

      What about family? Or significant other? Sometimes they refer to a person with a nickname or pet name, We do it on here too. Maybe I am reading too much into it?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Finna tell Vee Carrington offering out his number..

      ******

      :blink: *clears throat* Hey there Carrington :hi: I would like to hit you on the hip, side of the hip and that V spot between the hips. :yes: :cell: me.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      #41 Carrington gets TESTY about his chile :hug: he like, GET IT RIGHT!!! :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      I guess this is one of those getting rid of spiritual ties rituals the ladies were speaking of the OTHER Day :kona:
      =============
      :rofl:

    • KDub

      @Dubb,
      I left you something downstairs. Should be towards the end before the new post emote.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I aint see it. I DID see whatchamallhim logged in, commented, and is gone agane. :chase:

      Goes back to look for the before the end, by the new post emote and round the kona comment.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      So Joey had on his Gucci's and the teacher was low key hatIn. Got it. Lol. No but it sounds like the teacher is looking for friends in the students and that's a big no no.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      going to sign on this dotted line soon
      _____________

      You gone know my struggle. Its so bad and its school release time so I go thru school zones... :no: and then on my way back its the 4pm traffic headed home so I get caught in that too. #asians #sahms #oldppl #trafficpatrolcitizens

      See why I dont play bout the comfort. :|

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      WHy you let him wear his Christmas Shoes to school? :hahaha:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Is Carrington super cute or something why y'all want his digits? How old are you Carrington? Who has his welcome packet from when he first got here. I wanna read it.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Chile folks that are 30+ need to let the nicknames go :facepalm: Who da hell would answer to JuJu :chase:
      ________________________

      well my family will be calling me by my nickname forever so good luck with that rule. it will prolly be on my obituary too :lol:

      there are ppl I have known all my life and don't know their real name. :shrugs:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Put some words in there for his “lady” too. #petty

      *****

      Whatcha say? :bounce: :popcorn:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @Blanche exactly. My brothers are embracing him and don’t care what anyone says. But that girl Might wanna have a little talk with Jesus and think about it before she make another call. Mind you she pop up once or twice a year. She don’t even call them!!!

      ...............

      Well then she REALLY needs to sit. Folks are stupid.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      User Friendly says:

      Chile folks that are 30+ need to let the nicknames go :facepalm: Who da hell would answer to JuJu :chase:
      ________________________
      well my family will be calling me by my nickname forever so good luck with that rule. it will prolly be on my obituary too :lol:
      there are ppl I have known all my life and don’t know their real name. :shrugs:
      _______________

      yeah everybody call me by JB ..... :tea:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      SMH I kept trying to make him understand that he is fostering this behavior in his classes and by trying to be a peer and not setting that adult/teacher/AUTHORITY FIGURE – student boundary, his kids would never respect him and would continually treat him like a peer.
      ___________

      Parenting/Adult-to-Minor relationship one oh fukking one. :no:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Is Carrington super cute or something why y’all want his digits? How old are you Carrington? Who has his welcome packet from when he first got here. I wanna read it.
      ________________________________

      I was gonna give it to VSpot, but Carrington is big gravi cute and smart. :yes:

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      So Joey had on his Gucci’s and the teacher was low key hatIn. Got it. Lol. No but it sounds like the teacher is looking for friends in the students and that’s a big no no.

      - - - - - - - -
      He mentioned TOO many times during our meeting that he "doesn't care" and I finally had to let him know that I got that, and it was clear that the context he was using with us is different than the one he uses in private. What I got is, "I don't give a f*ck if you graduate, or not. I'm here for a check."

      I echoed that sentiment to the director after he left and she didn't admit it, but her body language suggested that she felt that way BEFORE this issue came up.

      At the end up the day, regardless of how the teacher acts, Joey is NOT absolved of responsibility here.

      You don't EVER get to disrespect adults. I taught him better than that.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      how he is wrong for having the new brother at the house. And how he is embarrassing the family, and he needs to tell the dad how sorry he is…

      FOH you hoe you <----is WATT I would tell the tramp! :banned:

      THEN tell her that she best be glad that she knows WHO NOT TO FUGG with her hoe ass, AND then slide in WHAT YOU DONE ALREADY FUGGED him you hoe you, he look familiar to you, or something along those lines.... :tea:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      Yes I found my computer love :whistle:

    • Unshakable

      @Dubb,

      In the Jenie Mai and Tamera post: Nummas 91 and 107. Sorry, it was downstairs, around the kona, then had to make a quick left to get to it. My fault. :rofl:

    • KDub

      @Unshake I just read it. Brown Vs. Board of Education is a law (a very important one) that applies to children of color...no? Said you didn't know of any. But I also agree with all you said sis. Its sad. :sad:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      What's your nickname UFO? :thinking: Matter of fact, what is your real name? :eek:

      OAN - Walgreens has Shea Moisture products BOGO free

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      WHy you let him wear his Christmas Shoes to school?
      ________________

      Bish I love ya. :hahaha: Hol it down.

    • Blanche Devereaux

      He mentioned TOO many times during our meeting that he “doesn’t care” and I finally had to let him know that I got that, and it was clear that the context he was using with us is different than the one he uses in private. What I got is, “I don’t give a f*ck if you graduate, or not. I’m here for a check.”
      I echoed that sentiment to the director after he left and she didn’t admit it, but her body language suggested that she felt that way BEFORE this issue came up.
      At the end up the day, regardless of how the teacher acts, Joey is NOT absolved of responsibility here.
      You don’t EVER get to disrespect adults. I taught him better than that.
      ..................................................

      What grade is Joey in again?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      (1.15round trip)
      WATTS this BATMAN??? :eek:

      Time
      Money
      Bread cost

      WATT :bounce:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Chile :tea:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      well my family will be calling me by my nickname forever so good luck with that rule. it will prolly be on my obituary too

      there are ppl I have known all my life and don’t know their real name.

      __________________

      All the ppl who raised me call me by a nicname. I be in the grocery store like :| :confused: How you doing Miss Minnie :)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Blanche Devereaux says:

      Yes I found my computer love :whistle:

      Could it be your face EYE see on this computer screeeeeeeen :love:
      =====================
      :winky: I :heart: you more <--tis how Mr. East Coast says it :grill:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @Carrington the teacher needs some new education. On how to conduct himself. Smdh. But yeah, Joey has to chill. I'm suprized he not scared to get in trouble at school.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Whatcha say?
      ______

      She got the balls of Puberty Afflicted Jesus one time and told my kids that He was "Perfect.." Blessing bitch you tried it. :lol: Told her what a perfect dad would be doing. :)

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      WATTS this BATMAN???
      ____________

      Time in the car for afternoon pickup. :|

    • goat76

      luVn_liFe... says:

      :bite: going to sign on this dotted line soon :sigh:
      -------------

      You buying a house, car, or something??

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @dtts I'm praying to God that she calls the baby brother. Simple Bytch. The nerve. She better ask her mom about run ins with us....never mind. I'm too petty. She just need to chill.

    • KDub

      All the ppl who raised me call me by a nickname.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Dub20 aint know my gov't name, was my name... til she was like FIVE. Her DADDY said it one day, being funny, and the baby was like: DADDY WHO IS THAT? :shrug:

      Ghul he tambout ME. She was CONFUSED AF. :dead:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      how Mr. East Coast says it
      _____________

      HOLLERED :hahaha:

      :cell: <--- him.

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      WATTS this BATMAN???
      ____________

      Time in the car for afternoon pickup. :|

      OH, she using :gossip: DECIMALS and ish. This new job getting her up on her High Horse already EYE see :lol: :rofl: :dead:

    • listen2me

      @ Carrington Even though Joey was wrong for what he said to the teacher; I would not have him write out and document the words that were exchanged. School boards take "gay" insults serious. Joey's letter can later be used against him if he got in a fight with a gay student. Might try and say it was a hate crime. ( I know this is all what if .... but I think long term)

      Just my opinion..

    • Unshakable

      @Dubb,

      Laws that protect....like after a chile is found deceased, what law goes on the books in their honor, but protects all kids?

    • Time to Waste

      Did we get a part 4?!! Where can I find it? I got 40 minutes to blow why Papi minuplates my muffler so I can pass inspection

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      how Mr. East Coast says it
      _____________

      HOLLERED :hahaha:

      :cell: <— him.

      :rofl:

      AND THEN her :cell:
      :ghost:
      :hi: raMona
      *chortles*

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      ” Blessing bitch you tried it. ? Told her what a perfect dad would be doing. ?

      *******

      :love:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Blanche Devereaux says:
      Yes I found my computer love :whistle:
      Could it be your face EYE see on this computer screeeeeeeen :love:
      =====================
      :winky: I :heart: you more <–tis how Mr. East Coast says it :grill:
      ..................................

      <3 :whistle:

    • SugarFoot

      Unshakable says:

      @Suga,

      What about family? Or significant other? Sometimes they refer to a person with a nickname or pet name, We do it on here too. Maybe I am reading too much into it?
      ____________
      Family is different and they usually know when and where to use it. My nickname is Tweety (because I had skinny legs and knock knee'd as a child) but they dont call me that outside of family gatherings and the Garden is not the real world :rofl: Hell we've called folks every name in the book on this site with a monkey stomp attached :crying: Now again would you answer to JuJu in public :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      It's FrYday
      (in OTB's voice) HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE AH FUDGE :no:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      * :heart:

    • goat76

      Yeah, my nickname ain't going no where. People that refer to me by my real name don't know me. Just like anybody that comes to my house and goes to the front door, don't know me.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      DADDY WHO IS THAT?
      _________________
      Lmaooooooooo no they be listening close and chit :rofl: Ma not my ma :shocked: :rofl: :heart:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      why Papi minuplates my muffler so I can pass inspection

      :love:
      :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      well my family will be calling me by my nickname forever so good luck with that rule. it will prolly be on my obituary too :lol:
      ============
      Before she passed, my paternal grandmother said some of my cousins saw my picture in the living room and wanted to know our relation/ my name. My Granda said she couldn't remember my real name for the life of her and thought I was too old to for her to tell them "Whistle." She decided to tell them that I'm the baby grandbaby, but she doesn't know my name :rofl: :crying1:

    • listen2me

      My son got into a fight a school and they had him in the office. He text me and said they want me to write out what happened. I told him, don't write a damn thing, I'm on the way. I guess I watch too much First 48. But baby they going suspend you regardless, don't tell them MF'ers Sh!t! Let them figure it out.

    • skrimps

      can men bring tuxes?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Hell we’ve called folks every name in the book on this site with a monkey stomp attached :crying: Now again would you answer to JuJu in public :rofl:

      IF this is questioned to a guy?

      I say :gay:
      Not that there's anything wrong with that :)

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :hi: raMona
      *chortles*

      ************

      :dead: and :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      DAMMIT JOEY :spank: (how long he got fo he gradjiate?) :smh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      DADDY WHO IS THAT?
      :wail:
      I read this in Batmans voice :hahaha:

    • KDub

      Laws that protect….like after a chile is found deceased, what law goes on the books in their honor, but protects all kids?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Oh. Hell naw. We aint got none of them that I know of either.

    • skrimps

      I clearly aint read the whole write up. Sandra can I get a do over?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      ; I would not have him write out and document the words that were exchanged. School boards take “gay” insults serious. Joey’s letter can later be used against him if he got in a fight with a gay student.

      ********

      :thinking: I think I agree with this :yes:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I guess I watch too much First 48. But baby they going suspend you regardless, don’t tell them MF’ers Sh!t! Let them figure it out.
      --------
      You know, I did not agree with you until you said First 48. Yeah, I agree now.

    • goat76

      listen2me says:
      I guess I watch too much First 48. But baby they going suspend you regardless, don’t tell them MF’ers Sh!t! Let them figure it out.
      -----------------------
      Some Trill shit!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I’m the baby grandbaby, but she doesn’t know my name :rofl: :crying1:
      :ghost:
      ======================
      SEW WITCH military force is Joey going into? He'll be fine :yes:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      VDot says:

      What’s your nickname UFO? :thinking: Matter of fact, what is your real name
      _________________

      sure, let me just type it out right here on this here blog :eek:

    • SummerBaby

      I don't think my brother has ever called me by my name. My kids have only heard him call me by my nickname

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      sure, let me just type it out right here on this here blog
      ---------
      The lurkers would stalk you!! Lmao

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I just lost an old down the line cousin..had to be about 50, 60+. Aint never known his real name. I fully expect the obit to say Bocoon. :hahaha: :heart: RIP. :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I clearly aint read the whole write up.

      Take it byke Bubba :yes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I got 40 minutes to blow why Papi minuplates my muffler so I can pass inspection
      ____________

      :hahaha: :heart: Real out chere. :grill:

    • skrimps

      No SNITCHING!!

      NO MILITARY!! Unless you got a degree and go in as an officer.

    • Time to Waste

      :hi: DTTS.
      I called him earlier, he was Eggcited. I give him a 20 tip and leave a half a L of that good with him :smoke:
      The other mechanics say I'm the only non family memember car he work on. Nigga I'm family. His black sister. Papi been my dude since my first car :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      V. :)

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      His black sister. Papi been my dude since my first car :yes:
      :fistbump:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      OH That was a San Smile, but I think that's evident :tea:

    • The Pearl!

      *playing ketchup*

      @Carrington, I love the Joey stories

      Watchall talkin bout now?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Bubba, I think he wants his son to go into it :yes:

      AND EYE wholeheartedly agree with you :yes:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      work demeanor bout to expire :yawn: ret to go.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Hey Pearly :winky:

      -Car Emmisions hook-ups
      -Joey's shoes setting his teacher off
      -Kdub doorter didn't know her know her
      -Nakeya's 1/4 sister about to get mollywhopped this weekend(as far as we can tell)

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I turn back into a pumpkin about this time every Friday.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      User Friendly says:

      I turn back into a pumpkin about this time every Friday.

      Awww :hug: but Pumpkins are cute :) At least that's WATT EYE tell MsTake whenever she sends me her bathing suit pics :yes:

    • KDub

      My son got into a fight a school and they had him in the office. He text me and said they want me to write out what happened. I told him, don’t write a damn thing, I’m on the way. I guess I watch too much First 48. But baby they going suspend you regardless, don’t tell them MF’ers Sh!t! Let them figure it out.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      THIS! :thankyou: They tried to say my nephew was a gang leader after a fight when he was in 9th grade. Based on a note they found the semester before. I dont know WHAT it had in it exactly, but coulda been something as simple as his fave color is BLUE. Anyway, my mama said it best: That lil nigglet cant even lead the DINNER blessing, let alone A GANG. They CANT be serious. My nephew back then was THE epitome of SQUARE. But he a gang leader? Please die. :no: They be tryna set these black kids, esp the boys, UP.

    • Time to Waste

      What I miss with Keya??!
      Whoody Hooo Keya. Im in Jersey but let me pass inspection first :kona:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      sure, let me just type it out right here on this here blog

      *******

      Whisper it in my ear. DUH :eyeroll:

    • skrimps

      Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Oh, well if he does go enlisted it should be the air force. None of the grunt work, none of the grunt work, and no having to do pushups in mcdonalds for not saluting officers.

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      -Car Emmisions hook-ups
      -Joey’s shoes setting his teacher off
      -Kdub doorter didn’t know her know her
      -Nakeya’s 1/4 sister about to get mollywhopped this weekend(as far as we can tell)
      -----------
      You right. :tea:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      raMona
      _________

      Still crine..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      That lil nigglet cant even lead the DINNER blessing, let alone A GANG.
      :ghost:
      :heart: MaDub :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Time to Waste says:

      What I miss with Keya??!
      Whoody Hooo Keya. Im in Jersey but let me pass inspection first :kona:

      :hahaha:
      Can yall wait for me? :bounce:
      :crying1:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      She decided to tell them that I’m the baby grandbaby, but she doesn’t know my name
      ____________

      My dad aint hardly old enough to be asking me what my sister name ill.. :no: :| I was like damn daddy! :rofl: I fell out laughing. Shameful.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      At least that’s WATT EYE tell MsTake whenever she sends me her bathing suit pics
      ============
      :casket:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      raMona
      _________

      Still crine..

      Her too, bet 5 bucks on it :)

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Gosh I been gone this long? What I miss???

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      That lil nigglet cant even lead the DINNER blessing, let alone A GANG.
      --------
      How can you not love momma dubb!?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      -Car Emmisions hook-ups
      -Joey’s shoes setting his teacher off
      -Kdub doorter didn’t know her know her
      -Nakeya’s 1/4 sister about to get mollywhopped this weekend(as far as we can tell)

      *****

      Great to the point recap :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :wink: Bubba

    • KDub

      :heart: MaDub :yes:
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      That ish be sad. Why we should applaud if THEY EEM MAKE IT TO COLLEGE :eek: (See what I did dere). Cause the establishment be tryna keep young, black men down. Stuck.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      -Nakeya’s 1/4 sister about to get mollywhopped this weekend(as far as we can tell)
      _________________

      :rofl: keya look so wholesome too but she a feisty little thang :box:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      No SNITCHING!!

      NO MILITARY!! Unless you got a degree and go in as an officer.

      ________

      I like this specific font. +1

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Great to the point recap :hahaha:

      It's like 1/32" of Kdub's Recaps :rofl:

    • SugarFoot

      User Friendly says:

      I turn back into a pumpkin about this time every Friday.

      __________
      :rofl: that was my point hun, there is a time and place for them. No one is calling you Pumpkin at the workplace Im sure

    • The Pearl!

      Thanks, DTTS! :hugs:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I turn back into a pumpkin about this time every Friday.

      ______________

      LMFFAAOO :heart:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @user I don't play bout my brothers, my momma, my kids, and my food!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :rofl: that was my point hun, there is a time and place for them. No one is calling you Pumpkin at the workplace Im sure
      ______________________

      whet :huh:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Whoody Hooo
      ____________

      Rose Gang Bang :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      That lil nigglet cant even lead the DINNER blessing, let alone A GANG.

      ********

      :heart: Mama Dubb

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      My dad aint hardly old enough to be asking me what my sister name ill.. :no: :| I was like damn daddy! :rofl: I fell out laughing. Shameful.
      ===========
      :crying1: Bey, you can't be serious.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Her too, bet 5 bucks on it
      ______________

      LMFAOOOO what is wrong with yall on this day :rofl: :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Since Chinese Bykewalker is no longer allowed, Whistle it is!! :yahoo:

    • SugarFoot

      That lil nigglet cant even lead the DINNER blessing, let alone A GANG.
      ________
      :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Hey, I just sent them shots yesterday, I wish a mofo WOOD :eek: <---crazy deranged face.

      *looks at acct* :)

    • Time to Waste

      Great to the point recap :hahaha:

      It’s like 1/32? of Kdub’s Recaps :rofl:
      --------
      :hahaha:

      I like it though!!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I dont know why I asked. Its the standard time of entropy. :lol:

    • KDub

      How can you not love momma dubb!?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
      My mama was hot about that ish. My grandson is the leader of a SAY WHAT NAH? :blink: No the hell he aint :no: Not my grandbaby. :nono: You can talk ish about us. But them grandkids? Dub10 over at the Girls Club straight beating up other little girls. My mama think its a conspiracy. I was like MA! She done CONFESSED to slapping the chit outta the lil girl. And her SISTER work there and SAW IT. "Well... maybe its a misunderstanding" :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      Whoody Hooo
      ____________

      Rose Gang Bang :hahaha:

      :crying1: :crying1:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      LMFAOOOO what is wrong with yall on this day :rofl: :rofl:
      ________________________________

      its time to go. chile, my boss just left to go to yoga. he said something slick and I said "ya mama"

      since we joking, right? shyt is funny, right? kee kee, right?

      fugg from by me :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      “Well… maybe its a misunderstanding”

      :love:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      fugg from by me

      :wail: :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

      Since Chinese Bykewalker is no longer allowed, Whistle it is!!
      ==========
      :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      ts time to go. chile, my boss just left to go to yoga. he said something slick and I said “ya mama”

      *********

      :dead: what he say back?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Buttercup says:

      Since Chinese Bykewalker is no longer allowed, Whistle it is!!
      ==========
      :lol: <-----THAT right there! That means it allowed Agane :grill:
      :kona:

    • FuturedocDonte

      What ya'll talking about :popcorn:

      Dubb you know what I need :waves: ((recap))

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Just caught up on my Plies videos :hahaha:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      KDub says:

      My son got into a fight a school and they had him in the office. He text me and said they want me to write out what happened. I told him, don’t write a damn thing, I’m on the way. I guess I watch too much First 48. But baby they going suspend you regardless, don’t tell them MF’ers Sh!t! Let them figure it out.
      ..............................

      You did the right thing. Everytime I got in trouble. I'm not saying CHIT without my mama or a lawyer present FOH...

      I almost caught a charge for not snitching on some of my friends that were tagging all over the school and the city. But #1 I aint no snitch. #2 I'm not about to let yall implicate me as an accomplice. Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you in the court of law. NAWT EYE :nono:

    • KDub

      Dubb you know what I need :waves: ((recap))
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      We already had one bro. The best one ever :rofl:

      -Car Emmisions hook-ups
      -Joey’s shoes setting his teacher off
      -Kdub doorter didn’t know her know her
      -Nakeya’s 1/4 sister about to get mollywhopped this weekend(as far as we can tell)

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Bey, you can’t be serious.

      ___________

      On everythang. We have different moms..and he is married to my OTHA sibs mom...she was a break baby.. for we knew thats what they called. :lol: :yes: Was chatting w me, ran into him in a walmart and was like, " :eek: I saw whatsherface.. :yes:

      Me: :huh: Who, Pop? WHo you tombout?
      Him: :think: Your sister.. you know..whats her name? :eek:
      Me: Unhh Dad! NO! :rofl: :rofl:

      I laughed just long enough for him to get mad. He wasnt shamed or nothing at first. Arsehole.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      shyt be funny when they joking their jokes with us but when I joke my jokes with you your face like :sigh:

      V he said "my mother?" :shocked:

      yup, ya mama. :tea: don't play if you don't wanna play. gone nah.

    • Time to Waste

      What's up Doc :hi:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      *looks at acct*
      _____________

      :wail: :rofl:

      Bout to get my mind right.. Just WAIT :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      The best one ever
      :twisted:
      :rofl:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      aint so dam funny when the rabbit got the gun.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      WE want YOURNz Kdub :bounce:
      A big combinationAL rolled up into one :rofl:

    • KDub

      Just caught up on my Plies videos
      ^^^^^^^^^
      Me and my niece caught up on them bishes at the bar last Friday night while waiting on the rest of the crew. I gotta have a drank to effectively LMAO.

      Taste like souuuup is a CLASSIC :ghost:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      its time to go. chile, my boss just left to go to yoga. he said something slick and I said “ya mama”

      since we joking, right? shyt is funny, right? kee kee, right?

      fugg from by me
      ______________

      Fukk a pumpkin. :crying1: Maybe you meant jack o lantern :rofl: :rofl: :wail: Ya mama LLMAOOOOOOO pettyyyyyy after my own :heart:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Just caught up on my Plies videos
      _______________

      Friday night plans! WOOP! :hahaha: :thankyou:

      In my dress for LuVie with my cake smirnoff since rain rain wont go away! :heart:

    • The Pearl!

      :rofl: @User's boss: "My Mother?" Yes, niglet! Yo mammie! Don't make me say it agane!

    • KDub

      WE want YOURNz Kdub :bounce:
      A big combinationAL rolled up into one :rofl:
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      We was tame today.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      “my mother?”
      __________

      Spryte ass spryte. SHocked muthafukka. :hahaha: :rofl:

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Had to take notes… running to catch up.. been busy but SO MUCH FUNNY STUFF !!!!!!!!!
      *User here is my bolero :champ: you wore it well
      *@Dub and OTB.. Kimbella say she own her own house, car, etc.. she be selling eyelashes, THOT clothes and club promos. SHE RICH NAH
      *Keya you should not be fighting ..your linea nigra still fresh :rofl: what you look like
      *@DTTS Joey wearing his Crimus shoes?? :wails: YEEN GOT DEEZ YEEN GOT DEEZ :danban: His teacher had on them Derek J fork shoes. UBISHU

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      In my dress for LuVie

      ******

      I wanna see the Elvira dress too :bounce:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Fukk a pumpkin. :crying1: Maybe you meant jack o lantern :rofl: :rofl: :wail: Ya mama LLMAOOOOOOO pettyyyyyy after my own :heart:
      _____________________

      :lol: and I said it with the same okie doke, hee haw, chesire cat smile that he said his slick shyt with.

      don't let the smoove taste fool you, sir.

      no but seriously, don't play me close like that. :tea: gone nah.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      His teacher had on them Derek J fork shoes
      __

      So yall done took the gay and ran with it.LMAOOOOOOOOO

    • FuturedocDonte

      Sup Time :waves:

      Plies updated a video talm bout the stud lesbians :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      His teacher had on them Derek J fork shoes. UBISHU

      *****

      :stop: Dis TEW Much :hahaha:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I will send it to you too. :yes:

      Ok BBL yall. :no: Hard out chere for a single mama. :) :heart:

    • skrimps

      lol

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Doc :wave: Ive been meaning to ask if you hide out here? Your wife know you blog? Would she blog with us? :bounce: Leave my ansas! :cuss:

    • listen2me

      Just caught up on my Plies videos
      _______________

      When he talks about his mom and the Christmas tree ......
      :rofl:

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      @Carrington… true story… I think Joey gets too much monetarily that he is not appreciative of. Now I get it. You wear it. It is the norm for you. So he should have what you have. MAYBE. If he appreciates it and it’s not a big deal to him. But clearly it is a big deal to him and he is (at times) using it to mock others. So he knows he is privileged. Whether the teacher is a dack or not I think you might want to reign that in and put him in some PRO WING…. Some Fubu…
      And whoever said Joey had on Gucci :stop: (Whitney voice) Gucci is cheap…. Hoodish…. :dead: He wearing Tom Ford…. Exclusive… never released.

    • SugarFoot

      His teacher had on them Derek J fork shoes
      _____________
      :crying:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      don’t let the smoove taste fool you, sir.
      _______________

      :phew: He thanking bout that chit rat now.

      Him: :huh: :confused: What DID User Friendly mean by that remark. Hrm. :confused:

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      *User here is my bolero :champ: you wore it well
      *@Dub and OTB.. Kimbella say she own her own house, car, etc.. she be selling eyelashes, THOT clothes and club promos. SHE RICH NAH
      *Keya you should not be fighting ..your linea nigra still fresh :rofl: what you look like
      *@DTTS Joey wearing his Crimus shoes?? :wails: YEEN GOT DEEZ YEEN GOT DEEZ :danban: His teacher had on them Derek J fork shoes. UBISHU
      ___________________________

      :crying1:

      Derek J wouldn't even wear his own shoes. what that tell you?

      can you really get rich or even comfortable by hosting parties? how much they paying Kimbella for a walk thru?

      Keya finna have a setback and sheoneno it :lol:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      So he knows he is privileged.
      __________

      Carrington alretty said that. :es: He know. Thats why he tryna ground that ass. Humble him right on out.

    • goat76

      This been the longest short week in the history of short weeks.

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Ray Ray
      Ox
      Red
      Black
      Juju
      Pumpkin
      Tay Tay
      Junebug
      Lil Man
      ___________
      :stop:
      Who hating on nicknames? I mean I ain’t mad cause my nickname PUMPKIN but that is a Rose on here who got somebody who know somebody who know somebody with that nickname. Look back at the list again …. I might be a quadruple offender.

    • FuturedocDonte

      Doc :wave: Ive been meaning to ask if you hide out here? Your wife know you blog? Would she blog with us? :bounce: Leave my ansas! :cuss:
      -----
      I'm actually working today because my boss went on vacation so by default everybody coming to wear my nerves :wail: My wife is quiet, she would probably only lurk. She know I read the blog but I don't think she's ever been on to see what we talk about. If so her eyes would be on this damn blog DAY-LEE trying to see what we talking about

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      So he should have what you have. MAYBE. If he appreciates it and it’s not a big deal to him. But clearly it is a big deal to him and he is (at times) using it to mock others. So he knows he is privileged. Whether the teacher is a dack or not I think you might want to reign that in and put him in some PRO WING…. Some Fubu…
      _____

      I agree with this Taken. We do things for our kids cause we want them to have the best, especially if we have the best. But some of these kids can't handle it. Find his arse so light up LA Gears and make he wear em for a month. Bring him back down to reality and make her more appreciative.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA&sns=em Afiya says FOH :chase:

      :newpost:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :phew: He thanking bout that chit rat now.

      Him: :huh: :confused: What DID User Friendly mean by that remark. Hrm. :confused:

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      _________________________

      welp. bet he wont carry his ass round her no more with that mess. "it wasn't not funny" (tami back when she was tami Akbar voice)

      like Sandra told me: ASK SOMEBODY!

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      If so her eyes would be on this damn blog DAY-LEE trying to see what we talking about
      ______

      You mean trying to see what YOUR talking about.

    • FuturedocDonte

      I'll never forget the time I got in trouble at school and my mama told me to come home. And I did, but stopped and had TWO extra keys to my car made :yes:
      She hollering "GIVE ME THE DAMN KEYS :rules:
      Me: But Ma
      Her: "GIVE..ME...THE...DAYUMM KEYS"
      Me: :crying1: ::walks into bedroom and closes door:: :biggrin:

      She was working like 16 hour days. Leaving before me, getting home after :yes:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :newpost: MO and a stud

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      And I did, but stopped and had TWO extra keys to my car made ?

      *****

      :fistbump: I had copies of errybody's car keys. They don't make car keys like that anymore :crying1:

    • skrimps

      I grew up privileged, but momma only bought our clothes from pop up shops on the corner of cheap drive and skate lane.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Joey ass just might need a job. too much time on his hands. and Carrington just might need a boo thang. Joey knows he has all of dad's attention. he need some comp.

      (see how I set that up for you V :wink: