Beyonce

Beyonce's remix of her single "Crazy In Love" for the hotly anticipated movie '50 Shades of Grey' was released today. The atrocious remix was produced with disastrous results by Beyonce collaborator Boots, who used synthesizers and a piano solo to craft an unnerving, distorted sound. It is the worst music Beyonce has ever done.

Listen to the remix after the break.

Kudos to Bey for making Rihanna sound like an opera singer compared to this garbage.

Photo: Beyonce.com

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    No thank you please. Allergies here: Rx Flonase I'm sniffing this chit like cocaine. Good day :tea: :waves:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Kudos to Bey for making Rihanna sound like an opera singer compare to this garbage.
    :hahaha:

    AJ :hug:

  • Vanna is the root of all evil

    Hey aj hope u feel better.

  • Miany

    this some bulll...
    maybe cuz i think EVEERYTHING BOUT 50 shades is overrated... soooo i am not interested...

    it can selll tho.. cuz it sounds like that shyat the semi-pop/alternative yt chicks be doing.

  • Miany

    :hug:
    AJ
    Vanna
    Luvn

  • luVn_liFe…

    JESUS, Who DO I SUE?!?? my ears are bleeding from this horrific noise!

  • luVn_liFe…

    Miany :hug: what's up Gal? U still in South Fl?

  • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

    I am sitting in the car waiting on Dragon almost 13 and :rofl: over this write up. Other parents are :sideeye: me... I :heart: Sandra Rose she is classic...

  • TaylorMade

    :hi: AJ
    I'm not excited about 50 Shades. The books were ok and that's enough for me.

  • Amazoninthelou

    I love this remake. It sounds like someone crazy in love...and it will definitely fit the bill for someone in over their heads, sexually.

  • luVn_liFe…

    ANDDD This Brian Williams story :smack:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg She_ShowOut

    Sandra :cloud: Beyonce's ’50 Shades of Grey’ & Rihanna in the same post. I'll come back after I :listen: to it a couple of times. :duel:

  • TaylorMade

    WHatever happened to the singing group Changing Faces? the song G.H.E.T.T.O.U.T is on pandora :headphone:

  • sassyshe

    :hahaha: :rofl: oh gawd I am sitting here dying silently scream laughing/crying. :clap: Sandra in rare form I loves it

  • Vanna is the root of all evil

    Hey miany :hi:

  • SummerBaby

    I have zero interest in 50 Shades not the books & not the movie :shrug:

  • sochlo504

    I listened to 7 seconds, closed my browser then logged on just to say this is awful. I'm starting to believe Beyonce and Jay Z use other artists to try something new and different and if it works they come behind and do it too. Rihanna put out that awful song then Beyonce followed up with a similar sound.

  • TaylorMade

    I'm looking at pictures on the AJC news site of Whitney, Bobby, and Bobbi.... whew chile..... I'll leave it at that but they were happy!!

  • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

    I read all 3 books...they were ok but I'm not running out to see this movie.

  • luVn_liFe…

    I am too Taylor :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    :blink:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    @Taylor through all dysfunction it was still love :yes:

  • KDub

    JESUS, Who DO I SUE?!?? my ears are bleeding from this horrific noise!
    ^^^^^
    Otb.
    MunchosGirl.
    -1.
    And any other Rose who be stan-ing.

  • datsmdubya2u

    Only song i like is Earned It by The Weeknd with his perpetually over it lookin azz..... The rest :yawn:

  • datsmdubya2u

    Only song on this soundtrack i mean

  • Vanna is the root of all evil

    I guess I'm a few that ain't hyped about 50 shades of grey.

  • Miany

    Hey Luvn :hug: yes... im still here.
    until i find a spot on the map i like

  • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

    I missed my Roses again today yall :crying: my jit #4 had major surgey on her teeth and acting like she is in labor and she is only 3. Imma fleek wit yall tomorrow tho :mad:

  • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

    This sounds good to me.
    By the way, anything Bey sing or raps sounds good to me :yes:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    i think it will sound good behind a dramatic sex scene :yes:

    its not gonna bang in the club but its not meant to :shrugs:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    I took a note from AJ's page in light of his excellent supervisory skills...ie settin mf skr8.

    had to council troop... kept my cool and when she started to try me...I emulated the priestess dr reverend iyanla vansant :eek: "NOT ON MY WATCH"

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    @Sandra you know it was filled with dramatics specifically for the movie. :rofl: you know they always do this with the sprite movies.

    It's not that bad. Just like user said, it was made for a dramatic sess scene.

  • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

    RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

    I took a note from AJ’s page in light of his excellent supervisory skills…ie settin mf skr8.

    had to council troop… kept my cool and when she started to try me…I emulated the priestess dr reverend iyanla vansant :eek: “NOT ON MY WATCH”

    February 5, 2015 at 6:24 pm___________________________

    That's right Razz...... show em who the hail the boss is :duel:

  • http://SandraRose.com Keesh

    User Friendly says:

    i think it will sound good behind a dramatic sex scene :yes:

    its not gonna bang in the club but its not meant to :shrugs:
    _______________________________

    totally agree User!!

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    Ugly arse song. Like she got some breevin problems in the beginning. Anywho not hyped about seeing the movie either. I'll do bootleg. Read the first book, liked it. Read halo of the second book. Hated it, that's why I read half. So now I'm over it. Nexttttttt

  • TaylorMade

    I tried to give it a listen but it will not play....maybe i'll try again later.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

    Like she got some breevin problems in the beginning
    -----------
    sexual, sensual maybe? coulda been that it was forced or like it wasn't natural like when she with her hubby. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    It says video gone now :huh: I can't listen to it, why? :huh:
    =====================
    AJ :hug:
    Don't overdo it though :eek: You got nasal 'lining' just like throat 'lining' IONO the medical term djm :tea:

    Boil some water in a pot to get some steam in the air, run the shower too :eek:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3lAS7jiaI kno_no_good

    oh oh no no :no:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Ummm yeah I'm good on Bey :no:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    SummerBaby says:

    I have zero interest in 50 Shades not the books & not the movie
    ________________
    :cosign:

  • KDub

    I have zero interest in 50 Shades not the books & not the movie
    ________________
    :cosign:
    ^^^^^
    I need my soft core p0rn colored. :rofl:

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    These Rob Lowe commercials for Directv are not funny. Someone should tell him :(

  • Tink Tink :newbie:

    I guess if I came on here more regularly, I would've been able to hear it :shrugs:

  • http://youtu.be/COjlQLe2JV0 puppylove finally made the #dirtythirty :koolaid:

    I fought traffic to make it to the nail shop before they closed and this mf PACKED :smack: I'll never come this late again.

  • MissArtist

    I fought traffic to make it to the nail shop before they closed and this mf PACKED :smack: I’ll never come this late again.
    _____________
    More germs are there at the end of the day too. I have to be there when they open.

  • MissArtist

    OMG...Scandal has ran out. This don't even make no kind of sense!

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    I think this song is great for the soundtrack and will flow with the movie...for my ears :no:

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    Oh... it still me... in here .. on this :cold: FRI DEE half hearted :yahoo: :blink: Watch everybody come in when I am gone. Tis life. TUH.

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    Good Morning Sandra :waves:

    Big Steak what it is lady?

  • Blanche Devereaux

    Its Bob Marley's Birthday :blunt: after work :yes:

    Good morning Taken :woot: Friday Friday gotta get down on FRIDAYYYYEEEEE :kona:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    Hey AJ :waves:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    Morning Blanche :danban: No woman, no cry :waves:

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    A.J. What it do folk :dance: AYE! AYE! AYE!
    Blanche I don't smoke but I can fake for the blog :smoke:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    Let me take Naomi off the gravi, Empire was Wednesday. :lol:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    I have zero interest in 50 Shades not the books & not the movie
    ______________
    :cosign: The first book was SO poorly written.

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    A.J. What it do folk
    __________
    Surviving the crazy ass Atlanta weather and allergies ack'n a fool. Trying to buy a car and I'm lazy-don't wanna drive to Roswell from my home. You know, the usual... :tea:

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    A.J. yea change no edges. Her time has expired for the week.

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    I know nothing of 50 shades other than it got some lonely, honry ass women bothered a few years back.

  • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

    A.J. I know even less than you :lol: Bondage whips chains :no: I don't like to hurt for sex... I know Dub likes to be choked and stuff. Not me :rofl: I'd be the one to black out and die on accident ..for some freak dack

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    I know Dub likes to be choked and stuff.
    ___________
    :rofl: Dubb say it aint so, is you out dere like that?? Reminds me of this episode of Our America with Lisa Ling. :tea: Bondage, whips, chains, etc. looking like the pits of hell :no:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    A.J. says:

    I know nothing of 50 shades other than it got some lonely, honry ass women bothered a few years back.
    ........................

    DASSIT! :yes:

    I don't read erotica really, especially not erotica full of white people :no:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    What I really need is a chauffeur. I'm finna call Nally Lexus and ask "ya'll got someone to pick me up," EYE got allergies and can BARELY BREEVE. That's a 39 minute drive the back way. Highway is 50 minutes. Chit I need a gas card either way!!

  • TaylorMade

    Mawning Take, AJ, Blanche, Zoe and my Row-Says!!! :yahoo: Happy Friday :happy:

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    Mawning to you fineeee people on this :cold: friday! We have made it thru :yahoo:

  • TaylorMade

    Hey Hair! :hi:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    Taylor, Hairlova morning ladies :waves:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    Taylor & HL :waves: :buttshake:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    Is it true that Beyonce is supposed to do a traditional gospel song opening for the Common/John Legend Selma song?

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    GOOD MORNING YALL! :waves:

    Fiddy Shades of :yawn: if you ask meh... That book and all that followed were for bored with their sex lives housewives...corny shyt at its finest...I write better than that in my sleep. but :shrug: to each his own.. :tea:

  • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

    Morning Wutz!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Three Missouri women were arrested on Thursday and charged with kidnapping after they allegedly arranged for a man to kidnap their six-year-old relative because he was "too nice" and he needed a shock lesson in the dangers of the world.

    The man involved, 23-year-old Nathan Firoved of Troy, a rural town outside St Louis, has also been arrested and charged with felony kidnapping and other crimes, the Lincoln County Sheriff's Office said in a statement.

    The boy, who was not named, got off the school bus on Monday and Firoved lured him into a pickup truck, told him he would never "see his mommy again," and he would be "nailed to the wall of a shed," the office said.

    According to the Sheriff's department, the boy's aunt, 38-year-old Denise Kroutil, mother, Elizabeth Hupp, 25, and grandmother, Rose Brewer, 58, wanted to teach the boy a life lesson and asked Firoved to help them.

    The boy later told school officials what happened to him, and he has been placed in protective custody. The four accused parties are in jail under a $250,000 cash-only bond.

    Cole you stoopit :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Is it true that Beyonce is supposed to do a traditional gospel song opening for the Common/John Legend Selma song?
    **(****

    :yes: The song that Ledisi sang as Mahalia Jackson in Selma to MLK. Ledisi also has a Grammy nomination and will be at the show, but yeah, Bey is singing it at the show. :huh: Am I allowed to say that as a Bey stan? :eek:

    Morning Roses!! :waves:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    A.J. says:

    Is it true that Beyonce is supposed to do a traditional gospel song opening for the Common/John Legend Selma song?
    ...........................................

    I hope not :facepalm: I'm not in the mood for manufactured BS by church folk and Illuminati conspiracy theorists that we all know is sure to follow.

    Hey Wut :woot:

  • KDub

    Dubb say it aint so, is you out dere like that??
    ^^^^^^
    :coffee:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    They went too far. Other ways to teach kids about stranger danger.

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    A.J. says:

    Morning Wutz!!
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    :hug: Morning!

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    lovezoe says:

    They went too far. Other ways to teach kids about stranger danger.
    ___________________________________

    from the pix they look like some slack jaw trailer park yokels. they were probabaly high on meth when they came up with the idea :yes:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    User Friendly says:

    :ha:

    Cole you stoopit :rofl:
    ---------------
    I think they went a step beyond that commercial where the little boy is standing alone and a man behind him is trying to get him to do drugs and stuff and in the end its his father. Bet that kid don't get in NOOO body car again... :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Morning y'all :waves:

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    Is it true that Beyonce is supposed to do a traditional gospel song opening for the Common/John Legend Selma song?
    ______

    Ok why isn't Ledisi sing the song? See this is the ish that I don't like. I think it's a slap in the face.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    maybe cuz i think EVEERYTHING BOUT 50 shades is overrated… soooo i am not interested…
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    :cosign: I didn't evem purchase the books. No one could tell me how Shades differs from Zane or EJD. I haven't read erotica in years :shrug:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    :rofl: I got a confession...I scared my oldest daughter straight.. :rofl:

    She use to leave the house without locking the door when she went to school(she was in the 9th grade). So one day I came home early hid my car and waited behind the door. she opened the door and walked in I yelled "BAAANNG! YA DEAD!" in her ear so loud... after she changed her pants...she never left the door unlocked again... :tea:

  • Time to Waste

    Morning Roses :wave:

    San
    Taken
    Dub
    UF
    Dizzle
    Bizzle
    LoveZ
    Taylor
    AJ
    LuvN
    Butter boo
    AJ
    Wut the Album

    TGIF :danban1: :buttshake: :danban:

  • Blanche Devereaux

    Ok why isn’t Ledisi sing the song? See this is the ish that I don’t like. I think it’s a slap in the face.
    ................................................

    Very disrespecful. Ledisi is MORE than capable.

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    I didn’t evem purchase the books. No one could tell me how Shades differs from Zane or EJD. I haven’t read erotica in years :shrug:
    _______

    She used big words.... Toldus the strange ish white bread do

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    I need my soft core p0rn colored. :rofl:
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    :hahaha: #TeamBBD

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    I got a confession…I scared my oldest daughter straight.. :rofl:

    She use to leave the house without locking the door when she went to school(she was in the 9th grade). So one day I came home early hid my car and waited behind the door. she opened the door and walked in I yelled “BAAANNG! YA DEAD!” in her ear so loud… after she changed her pants…she never left the door unlocked again… :tea:
    ____________
    :rofl: I did the same ish, but it was just for fun. Came home early and hid in the broom closet. Waited til she comfy and ish. Then jumped out on her. I wish I would have recorded it. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    What I really need is a chauffeur. I’m finna call Nally Lexus and ask “ya’ll got someone to pick me up,” EYE got allergies and can BARELY BREEVE. That’s a 39 minute drive the back way. Highway is 50 minutes. Chit I need a gas card either way!!
    =============
    I have 2 guys I can refer to you. I use them when I'm out and about instead of using Uber. They don't drive luxury cars, but their black 300s are always clean :yes:

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    Blanche not only is Ledisi capable, but she is by far a better singer than the almighty one.

  • Time to Waste

    No one could tell me how Shades differs from Zane or EJD.
    -------------------
    I've never read EJd but I've read Zane.
    The sex is just a component of the main story, so is the female lead.
    The story itself is about a Man who was abused by his crack-whore mother, left in the house with her dead body as a toddler and adopted into money. He was later abused by his mothers friend and she used the kink and BDSM to "keep him in line" as a adult all his physical relationships were on his terms and had to include the BDSM/Kink aspect. The story is about how this one, average, clumsy frail young woman, changes him and gets into his heart and makes him hope and dream of things he dared not. Also helped him recognize and address his abuse :shrug:

  • Time to Waste

    Y'all see the pic of the kid who thought he was grown so his dad took him to the barber and got him a grown man cut :rofl:
    He got him the George Jefferson :rofl:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    :newpost:

  • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

    :newpost:

  • KDub

    wanted to teach the boy a life lesson
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Wouldnt have my kids kidnapped though. Dub20 DID get her azz WHOOPED first time I left her home dolo on a trial run. I asked BFF to swing by, see if that azz would answer the door. Rules are: DONT answer the door FOR NOBAWDEE. Even if you know them. Dont be looking out the windows and chit NEITHER to see who it is. DONT open the DOOR. :mad: BFF said she didnt even get chance to KNOCK. Dub20 azz FLUNG the damn door open like :hug: :yahoo: :thankyou:

    Bff: :eek: your mama gonna KILL you! Get cho CHIT. You coming with me. Obviously you is KNAT ready. :facepalm: