Marcus Paulk

Former child actor Marcus Paulk was hauled into jail over the Super Bowl weekend.

According to gossip tabloid TMZ, Paulk, 28, was arrested and charged with DUI and traveling too close to an emergency vehicle after leaving a Super Bowl party in LA.

Paulk is best known as Brandy Norwood's cherubic little brother Miles in the hit TV sitcom Moesha.

From theShadeRoom.com:

He had just left a Super Bowl party so he had alcohol in his system and blew a .109. Not only that, the cops also found a bag of mary jane on him as well.

You know the drill, he was arrested and booked shortly afterwards. Look at his rough azz mugshot. Marcus looks like he was doing a whole lot more than just weed and alcohol. Are they sure that’s all that was in his system? Just saying’, I’m from the block I know.

Marcus is most likely going to get his license suspended for six months and he might have to have a breathalyzer installed in his vehicle as well.

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    • LSLH

      Pin those ears back.

    • http://facebook.com/lyfeizajourney ricanlbc

      His ears tho! LMFAO! THE BOY LOOKS SPECIAL I TELL YA!

    • LSLH

      He looks rough as hail.

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Sees You! :eek:

      I'm not laughing at this young man's plight :no:
      (but "Moesha's Brother" is funny as hail...) :hahaha: :crying1: :kona:

    • Yawncé

      Sheryl Lee Ralph is somewhere like :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      That mugshot :rofl:

      Nigga look like he mad at the world cause God gave him them damn Mogwai ears. :haha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Thank GOD no one was hurt! Sheesh! This SB weekend was ah doozy for some cats! :rofl: :rofl:

    • Ms Peaches

      He still looks like a elf to me.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      So he got a DUI along with fity11 others that night but since he Moesha (fictional charater..) lil brother, he gets a post. Chit I say he doing all right in life. :hahaha: :goodpost:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      he ugly but remember how oogly that brother from Thea was? :hide: oooh he was hurt hurt hurt bout the face!

      with that bowl haircut too :confused:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Oh Ms. Peaches :ghost: GRAVI LURVE HUNTY :heart:

    • Unshakable

      Maybe if he would have had a goal of running a half marathon, stopping midway for a Krispy Kreme donut, and Sonic slushie, he wouldn't gotten in seaux much troubah.

      Mixed up prioritied :nono:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      A choker? As much as you cloned Kantgetright over her choker said she needed more inches
      __________

      :rofl: Attached to panties. :wink:

      Not that weak ass seventh grade chit she be wearing :hahaha: Prolly betta described as a harness. :nun:

    • sassyshe

      Damn miles

    • Unshakable

      @MsPeaches,

      You givin me Grace Jones' realness nah! :nun:

    • Ms Peaches

      If he paints himself green next month he can get superpaid. Lepercaun lookin self. Wonder how tall this elfin magic kneegrow is.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nigga look like he mad at the world cause God gave him them damn Mogwai ears. :haha:
      ________________

      :rofl:

      :crying:

      cruel and unusual!

    • Time to Waste

      She prolly agree
      ---------------
      I was :thinking: that too Nef

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Attached to panties.
      __________________

      a garter or some type of S&M contraption? fugg right around and hog tie your ownself :lol:

      you better have a safe word.

    • SummerBaby

      I came in this post expecting if to be about Ray J :lol:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Ummmm…I’ve only been in 2 relationships in my adult life? Is that bad? I spent many many years in a bs relationship. Oh well, I am delivert now
      ___________

      Bad? :shrug: Thats relative. I was just saying the sample size is small. :)

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Look at his rough azz mugshot.
      _________

      :rofl:

      @Peaches did you see the episode where they dressed that damn man to look like her? She was mad as hell!

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      GRAVI LURVE HUNTY :heart:
      _____________________

      you follow her? she from Dade county I think :think:

    • http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

      Why in the world are these guys paying for it? :eek:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      a garter or some type of S&M contraption? fugg right around and hog tie your ownself

      you better have a safe word.

      _________

      :hahaha: oh chit I need a person to utter the word to first :think: #prioritiesbacwards :hahaha:

      Its really lingerie..delicate..made of lace. Prolly rip it ifn I tried to get too loose. Looks like decor only, bare lee functional. SO damn sexy tho. You havent seen those. They are figuratively everywhere. "Choker bra".. "harness bra" etc.

    • http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

      :oops: wrong story.:ashamed:

      Hey Roses! :waves: <---rusty login

    • FuturedocDonte

      Paulk is best known for this line in the Martin sitcom, "Sorry, I lied to you Martin. I just didn't want to go to Arizona :sad: "

      Fixed that for you auntie :waves: :lol:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      He certainly didn't grow into that face or ears... :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Attached to panties. ?

      Not that weak ass seventh grade chit she be wearing ? Prolly betta described as a harness.

      ******

      :phew: I was kind of worried there for a minute.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      you follow her? she from Dade county I think
      _______

      Noooooo. I need to! She on IG? :bounce: I only seen her on Dance this time and last. when they mocked her in the competeition :ghost:

    • Candy Cane

      I remember when Natalie Nunn hooked him up with that girl from BGC. She thought she was really doing something Myles :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :waves: FayFay :hug:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Faylaaaaaaa :2dance: :hug: :kiss: Long time no see hereeeeee

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      “Choker bra”.. “harness bra” etc.
      ______________________

      :thinks: Does the choker bra come with a chain, you know for pulling and shyt?

      Asking for a friend... :coffee:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I was kind of worried there for a minute.
      ______

      :nono: I do this chit. No worries. :biggrin:

    • CaliYoruba

      I barely remember him on Moesha but for sure remember him on MARTIN. acting like his son :rofl:

    • Ms Peaches

      a garter or some type of S&M contraption? fugg right around and hog tie your ownself
      -------------------------------------
      LMAO-I remember stepping on my housecoat going up the stair. I fuk'd up my self falling up the steps.

      That picture is of that Miami Coach -Bring it. She bad. I can't hate. her stomach is sick. I gots to get in shape.

    • http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

      VDot!! :yahoo: sight for sore eyes! How are u bew? :hug:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Noooooo. I need to! She on IG? :bounce: I only seen her on Dance this time and last. when they mocked her in the competeition :ghost:
      ____________________

      yup but i aint follow her. too weird. too positive, not enuf ratchet for my liking but yeah, she on there with that green gumby. :shrugs:

      I suppose ms. peaches should know tho

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      Bad?  Thats relative. I was just saying the sample size is small. 

      __________________

      My grandma is my best friend. I could always tell her stuff I couldn't tell my mom and she wouldn't judge. She told me once to treat my :buttshake: like a commodity, she said look at it like a window that you can't wipe clean (she doesn't subscribe to Draya's hoe deletion logic). You let too many people put their fingerprints on your window and you won't be able to see through it anymore. I don't know WHY but those words haunted me so I was never able to just smash and roll. I finally tried to OVER A YEAR after getting out of the bad relationship and me and the potential smash and roll are engaged now :ha:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Does the choker bra come with a chain, you know for pulling and shyt?

      Asking for a friend…

      _____________

      :lol: :hahaha: You can find those somewhere on ebay,amazon, legavenue, xxx shops.. I dont own one with a chain tho :no: <-- fast.

      Mine is for LADIES. :eyeroll: Made of lace and sugar and spice and everything nice. :)

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:

      I don’t like Amina, she’s too old to be that damn dumb. I’m #TeamTara, she’s messy and dumb too but the way she spoke to Amina last week, her very tone of voice had me :rofl:
      __________

      Age does not equate to knowledge.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      too positive,
      ________

      :eek: I dont need another :nono: Between my mama and these inspirational ass quotes :eyeroll: NERP! Thanks for the heads up! :hahaha: :tea:

    • http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

      Titi? Is that my OTBeezy?! :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Fayyyyyyyyyyy :love:
      :kiss: :hug: :heart:
      :violin:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      :lol: :hahaha: You can find those somewhere on ebay,amazon, legavenue, xxx shops.. I dont own one with a chain tho :no: <– fast.
      ______________________________

      :pc: Gonna be a GREAT Valentine's Day!!!

      Mine is for LADIES. :eyeroll: Made of lace and sugar and spice and everything nice. :)

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ They come in pannies, too? :shame:

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      This dude should have tried out for the cast of American Horror Story: Freak Show. With those ears he'd have been a shoe in :yes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      My grandma is my best friend. I could always tell her stuff I couldn’t tell my mom and she wouldn’t judge. She told me once to treat my like a commodity, she said look at it like a window that you can’t wipe clean (she doesn’t subscribe to Draya’s hoe deletion logic). You let too many people put their fingerprints on your window and you won’t be able to see through it anymore. I don’t know WHY but those words haunted me so I was never able to just smash and roll. I finally tried to OVER A YEAR after getting out of the bad relationship and me and the potential smash and roll are engaged now
      ______________

      Thats beautiful. Blessings. :)

      I def have not had sex with everyone I had a relationship with. Just saying cause I think you think I meant.. :)

    • SummerBaby

      :eek: I dont need another :nono: Between my mama and these inspirational ass quotes :eyeroll: NERP! Thanks for the heads up! :hahaha: :tea:
      ------------------
      I'm so sick of IG relationship gurus

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Well :shakebutt: got hands all on it! I kid ikid kinda :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :yes: Fay :2dance:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Well the edges IZ kinky. :waiting: Durh. :hahaha: :hug: BRANG IT IN! :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      What who y'all talmbout Slim Goody got some more vortex talk :popcorn:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I don’t know WHY
      _____________

      You valued her opinions.. not too much to it. We're shaped by those before us.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Does the choker bra come with a chain, you know for pulling and shyt?

      Asking for a friend…
      _____

      Fawk around and manage to die. Nucca :hunching: and get ready to bust off and forget you there, and pull back too hard. Lights out

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Mine is for LADIES
      :dead:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I’m so sick of IG relationship gurus
      ________________

      :lol: be sounding clever but don't make a lick of sense.

      like this: any man that loves real hip hop deserves his dyck sucked. umm what? that aint got nothing to do with nothing.

      just dumb.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Age does not equate to knowledge.
      __

      I just looked at the old dummy perpendicular to me when I read this :lolsign:

    • Miany

      :waves: hey mother of dragons, long time, DTTS :hug: Queen whipfinity, otb,hairlova, user, Mspeaches, CaliYoruba, Vdot, Candy, wut, future, summer, lslh, rican, sassy, unshake, yawnce,

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Does the choker bra come with a chain, you know for pulling and shyt?

      Asking for a friend…

      *******

      My nig, get permission from the wife first. We heard how the last choker situation went when you didn't get permission beforehand :eek:

    • SummerBaby

      :waves: Miany

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Heyyyyy Miany

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      What who y’all talmbout Slim Goody got some more vortex talk
      ____________

      No no LEAVE SLIM ALONE :lame: <-- slim. :dead:

      CanneeeCane had said she only had 2 relationships everything else was "understood" :heart: So I had said cot damn thats a lil bit :think: Then I wondered her age. But she been married for some years now. :nun:

      Anywho *snaps back* Mother of Dragons was like you must be a hoe cause I had two relationships too and :nun: so is that bad? :waiting:

      Then I was like :nono: NEVER. Bad is GOODT. This is 2015. I was just pointing out that the sample size was small. Then she told me my g'ma forgot to mind me bout my window. :ghost:

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      Thats beautiful. Blessings. 

      I def have not had sex with everyone I had a relationship with. Just saying cause I think you think I meant.. 
      __________________

      Oh no, not at all. I'm just saying that my grandma's words and the fact that we had 2 children kept me in a bad relationship way too long. We would break up and I STILL wouldn't "explore other options" and we'd get back together... :smh: After the last breakup I banged my high school ex boyfriend one time just to make it stick (and because I'd already had sex with him, 12 years ago so it was new but not new :rofl: ). When he came back I was like :nono: I banged someone else, and his dyck was bigger. Move along now. We are done for real for real.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      User Friendly says:

      I’m so sick of IG relationship gurus
      ________________

      :lol: be sounding clever but don’t make a lick of sense.

      like this: any man that loves real hip hop deserves his dyck sucked. umm what? that aint got nothing to do with nothing.

      just dumb.
      _______

      Isn't a FOB one?

    • Miany

      for those of yall interested in the chokers...
      i saw this nice lil pleather outfit with two chains hanging from the neck strap.. the chains led to handcuffs..one for the right, one for the left.. i havenot used it yet... heyull i haven't purchased it yet cuz my cheap azz was too busy tryna create my own they aint getting me to pay $69.99 of my hard earned dollas... :kona:

    • Unshakable

      @Minaj,

      How are you babe? :hug: Long time no font.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      VDot says:

      Does the choker bra come with a chain, you know for pulling and shyt?

      Asking for a friend…

      *******

      My nig, get permission from the wife first. We heard how the last choker situation went when you didn’t get permission beforehand :eek:
      _________________________

      She on her 50 Shades kick now. All :eek: ready for the movie. Told her if I got to sit through this shyt come Valentines weekend, best believe we gonna try A WHOLE LOTTA that shyt out. :yes: :yes: :yes:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      :shocked: DID ANYBODY BUT ME SEE THAT WAAAALMART SELLS VIBRATING KOCK RANGS?!!! Pink box Vibrations... :tea: not...not that I bought two or nothing....

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      his dyck was bigger. Move along now. We are done for real for real.
      _________________

      if that aint the nail in the coffin then i don't know what is :casket:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      just dumb.
      ______

      Gawd I hope nobody aint lurking.. :hahaha: my doorter14 was like Ma this woman (a "friend" (LOOSELY) of mine.. doorter is friends with her doorter..) always post the most childish stuff :eyeroll:

      :yes: :lol: What she post this time? <-- me

      It read: I would post my MCM but he dont post me so fukk him.

      Doorter felt that was truly childish. She said, DUH :eyeroll: . :think: A crush is a crush. If he aint crushing on you, he just not.."

      I was like dont kill yourself thinking bout it too tough bew :rofl: :heart:

    • Time to Waste

      No one give LTL any choking advice :rofl:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      User Friendly says:

      I’m so sick of IG relationship gurus
      ________________

      be sounding clever but don’t make a lick of sense.

      like this: any man that loves real hip hop deserves his d*** sucked. umm what? that aint got nothing to do with nothing.

      just dumb.
      ___________________________________________________
      :rofl: I think I just laffed my clitoris loose. :dead:

      Oh and, I KNOW Marcus gets tired of people calling him "Miles" or Moesha's brother after all these years. That's prolly why he be ackin a fool.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill: says:

      :shocked: DID ANYBODY BUT ME SEE THAT WAAAALMART SELLS VIBRATING KOCK RANGS?!!! Pink box Vibrations… :tea: not…not that I bought two or nothing….
      ___________________________

      target and all the drugstores too. right in the condom aisle. don't eem be locked up in the case you gotta ask a manager to get the key for. :lol:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      MIA :wave: :danban1: :hug:

    • http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

      At the doctor's office. Please excuse me. OTB & DTTS I need yall to text me. I lost my phone & contacts :crying:

      How I have missed thee beauties! :kiss: :heart:

    • Unshakable

      @Wut,

      You honin your craft, huh? Chile why down heah they got a commersha for adam and eve website? Babay! It's an ADULT type site. But the fact they advertising this stuff before daek though. Back in the day the commercials became ADULT when kids went to bed......nowadays, there is no chill. :rofl: :hug:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Then she told me my g'ma forgot to mind me bout my window. :ghost:
      _____________

      Faded fingers on a broken glass....

      I'm so tired

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      :waves:
      Unshake
      Miany
      V.
      FayFayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :kiss:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Shattt hoes say :rofl:

      :hug: Miany

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      here go some more IG relationship advice:

      post: if you give me 100% then i will give you 100%. if you give me 50% then I will give you 0

      me: that's the whole point. nigga tryna set you free

      duhhhh fugg you lingering around counting percents for? gone nah!

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      :woot: what's going on in dis heaux??

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Loose Clatorises :ghost:
      Smudged up Wandows :casket:

      Fay :cell:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Vinegar cleans windows and cooters. iono what yo gramma talkin bout :lol:

      have em good as new :grill:

    • Candy Cane

      I don’t like Amina, she’s too old to be that damn dumb. I’m #TeamTara, she’s messy and dumb too but the way she spoke to Amina last week, her very tone of voice had me :rofl:
      ________________________________________________
      Tara be talking to that dumb ass girl like :mad: "I done told your dumb ass he already had a family. :rofl: She be treating the shyt outta Amina. Amina so so stupid she cant even look Tara in the eye... :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Then she told me my g’ma forgot to mind me bout my window. ?
      ________

      A lil vinegar and water will clean 'em right up.

      :whistle: Snap that pussy back :rofl:

    • SummerBaby

      here go some more IG relationship advice:
      post: if you give me 100% then i will give you 100%. if you give me 50% then I will give you 0
      me: that’s the whole point. nigga tryna set you free
      duhhhh fugg you lingering around counting percents for? gone nah!
      --------------
      :lol: I saw that one & I believe he had it watermarked

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Vinegar cleans windows and cooters. iono what yo gramma talkin bout ?

      ******

      Great minds think alike :fistbump: :hahaha:

    • http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCQJIY3q7iLxENR4h mzwhang90210

      A.JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ :kiss:

      :dead: @ #83

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      We are done for real for real.
      ___________

      :dead: :dead: :dead: SO ROODT SO NASTY. :heart: A third partner wouldve been a curse to the rest of us. :ghost:

    • Time to Waste

      Hair :rofl:

      Yassssssssss! !

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      Whang n thangs :waves: long time no font. I hope all is well and stuff.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      AJ :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      My double-first cousin is one of those IG relationship gurus. Always posting them dumb ass memes. "I can sleep peacefully by myself at night, knowing I ain't got no man out cheating on me" <<<--- or the equivalent of this dumb shyt.

      Lurk17 is always coming to me with the contained hand (thanks OTB) talking bout "Daddy, Aunt ***** is stupid, and she wonder why she can't keep no man" :shrug:

    • Candy Cane

      OTB
      I wont lie, I got around in Houston. When I moved to Chicago, I had to have a different mentality. Fawk around and be in Lake Michigan messing with the wrong nigga or the the wrong bitch's nigga. I closed up shop and found me a man... :lol: That lasted 3 years. I was single for about a year. Then I met my husband. But chile before I moved here, I was "out there" If you wasnt married, then you was available. :facepalm: But I was never the bitch to get treated if you know what I mean.

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      DTTS :hug: how you doing?

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Tara be talking to that dumb ass girl like :mad: “I done told your dumb ass he already had a family. :rofl: She be treating the shyt outta Amina. Amina so so stupid she cant even look Tara in the eye… :rofl:
      _______

      Amina has no rights.. She was a side hoe too, an unmarried one. But still one nonetheless.

      @ User :dead:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Whang whang in this thang :waves: :hug:

    • Candy Cane

      Vinegar cleans windows and cooters. iono what yo gramma talkin bout :lol:
      have em good as new :grill:
      ____________________________________________________
      My mama used to have her douche bag hanging over the shower like a BAWSE! :rofl:

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      Vinegar cleans windows and cooters. iono what yo gramma talkin bout ?

      ******

      Great minds think alike 
      ____________________

      :rofl: I'm going to tell her that later too. I told her years ago that her words haunted me and she said "Then you should have ignored me like all these other grandkids do."

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      My double-first cousin
      __________________

      :think: what dis mean? both of your parents married the other one's sibling?

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      “I can sleep peacefully by myself at night, knowing I ain’t got no man out cheating on me” <<<— or the equivalent of this dumb shyt.
      _______

      Whet???? :rofl:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      That’s prolly why he be ackin a fool.
      _______

      Ok WhangThang! :hahaha: I would! Be right readt to fight :cuss:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      Unshakable says:

      @Wut,

      You honin your craft, huh? Chile why down heah they got a commersha for adam and eve website? Babay! It’s an ADULT type site. But the fact they advertising this stuff before daek though. Back in the day the commercials became ADULT when kids went to bed……nowadays, there is no chill. :rofl: :hug:
      _____________________________
      Shake... I know all about Adam and Eve got some sexy lingeries awf that site along with some honey dust, body paint and clit ticklerdontjudge...... :grin: But I had NOOO idea I would walk in the condom sexchion and see that! WAIT and allll taypes of lubes?!!! WALMART??? :rofl:

    • Miany

      User Friendly says:

      Vinegar cleans windows and cooters. iono what yo gramma talkin bout :lol:
      have em good as new :grill:
      ^^ :dead:

      Hey MzWhang!! :happy: long time no see

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Faded fingers on a broken glass….

      I’m so tired
      _________

      Hair :crying1: I am over here singing that chit crine..

      Im sorry you tired. :hug: Yeen made it home yet? :shocked:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      So my fighting are neighbors finally got the police called on em. Its 5 cars and a wagon out here and I think CPS is coming to get the kids :no:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      My mama used to have her douche bag hanging over the shower like a BAWSE! :rofl:
      _______

      I used to be like :blink: "Whet this for?" Lml

    • Unshakable

      @ChickenWang,

      Hey babe.....how you be? I see Bo's main chick still flossin and stuntin.

      And who up in heah talmbout vinegar to clean a hello kitty? Is you practicing for a douche commercial? Massengil perhaps?

      I memba that commersha too...had the white lady walkin on the beach and looking at the ocean......like you posed to feel fresh aftah the doiche. Chicks gobbled that.stuff.up. :rofl:

    • SummerBaby

      My mama used to have her douche bag hanging over the shower like a BAWSE! :rofl:
      ----------------
      My granny did too

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I need yall to text me. I lost my phone & contacts
      __________

      10 4! :ratsalute: Will do!

      Ewww my nails look a mess. I might need to slide on out..

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Nef I had to come to work after that stupid meeting. I was gonna go home, and damn it I wish I did. I ain't finn to do no damn work.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      :grill:

      ^^^^^^ DIS PORT :crying1: :heart:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      99

      Candy Cane says:

      Vinegar cleans windows and cooters. iono what yo gramma talkin bout :lol:
      have em good as new :grill:
      ____________________________________________________
      My mama used to have her douche bag hanging over the shower like a BAWSE! :rofl:
      ----------------
      WAIT I just saw a article on a site that a doctor wrote saying that like a some ovens.. our vajays are self cleaning and you should only use water down there.. I was like yeah if you love flies and cats following you and decide to never have your man :lick: you AGAIN... :no:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I believe he had it watermarked

      ___________

      DEAD TO THE FLOO' :rofl: :rofl:

    • SummerBaby

      “I can sleep peacefully by myself at night, knowing I ain’t got no man out cheating on me” <<<— or the equivalent of this dumb shyt.
      ------------------
      I saw this one last night :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      User Friendly says:

      My double-first cousin
      __________________

      :think: what dis mean? both of your parents married the other one’s sibling?
      ____________________________

      :yes: Dads are brothers. Moms are sisters. Small ass town.... :shrug:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      My mama used to have her douche bag hanging over the shower like a BAWSE
      ______________

      mine too :confused: I guess that's how they let ppl know that they were honest and clean. the opposite of a scarlet letter A.

      like a badge of honor :waves:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      @Nef I need to do my nails too. I was supposed to go this weekend, but ish happens. Maybe next week, cause I gotta do something to these girls hair.

    • Time to Waste

      I'm going to be on the news.
      I won End of game box, gal was here today but left early :blink:
      Ain't say shat!
      I text said she was sick, I said text me your address I'll bring you some soup and collect my $$$.
      She hasn't answered me yet :no:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Lurk17 is always coming to me with the contained hand (thanks OTB) talking bout "Daddy, Aunt ***** is stupid, and she wonder why she can't keep no man"

      ____________

      REAL TEARS.. these kids be knowng man.. :crying1:

    • sassyshe

      Need advice time: How much do you take from a crazy ex before you say :peace:

    • TaylorMade

      I'm soooo tired today :yawn: **goes to play catch up**

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      :yes: Dads are brothers. Moms are sisters. Small ass town…. :shrug:
      _____

      Well got damn :rofl: terrible

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      How much do you take from a crazy ex before you say
      _________

      Where he fall or she.. I heard these bitches be crazy :eek:

      Where the person fall on the crazy scale? Sitting outside your job/house/mama house? Or just sending IMMA KILL MYSELF texts? :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      AJ not much just working. Ready for a Vacay :lol:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      ……like you posed to feel fresh aftah the doiche. Chicks gobbled that.stuff.up
      _______________________

      yep and messed they PH levels all up.

      yall see the new vagisil commercial with the black lady stomping threw the office cuz her pockie book is clean :rofl:

    • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

      A lil vinegar and water will clean ‘em right up.
      :whistle: Snap that pussy back :rofl:
      _______________
      Sooooo if you use the vinegar right after the sex does that mean it didn't count?
      Asking for a friend :tea:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      sassyshe says:

      Need advice time: How much do you take from a crazy ex before you say :peace:
      _____

      Crazy and ex in the see sentence? Abort mission immediately. Child I would just straight stop answering that nucca calls.

    • SummerBaby

      Need advice time: How much do you take from a crazy ex before you say :peace:
      ----------------
      How crazy? Catch a case crazy?!

    • Candy Cane

      WAIT I just saw a article on a site that a doctor wrote saying that like a some ovens.. our vajays are self cleaning and you should only use water down there.. I was like yeah if you love flies and cats following you and decide to never have your man :lick: you AGAIN… :no:
      ____________________________________________________
      I saw something like this some where recently. Uhmmm that shit sounds cray. So if I'm my cycle, I'm not suppose use soap. Walking around smelling like a fish factory. Nope. I will lather up ALL this body. Nothing worse than a smelly fishy coochie. :hurl:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      User Friendly says:

      ……like you posed to feel fresh aftah the doiche. Chicks gobbled that.stuff.up
      _______________________

      yep and messed they PH levels all up.

      yall see the new vagisil commercial with the black lady stomping threw the office cuz her pockie book is clean :rofl:
      -----------------
      This just made me... :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      SassyShe, when you gotta ask the Rose Garden...it's time! Enough is enough! :banned:
      :rofl:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      But I was never the bitch to get treated if you know what I mean.
      ______________

      :yes: I do I do. LMAOOOO at different dating strategies for different zones. Aint that the truth! :yes:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Dads are brothers. Moms are sisters. Small ass town….
      _____________________

      I know ppl like that in the Bronx that's how I guessed. my homegirl is like that. :shrugs: gots to get in where you fit in.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      “Then you should have ignored me like all these other grandkids do.”
      _____________

      LMAOOOO FIESTY! :heart:

      She say dont try it. Dont blame it on me! LMAOOOO

    • Candy Cane

      r just sending IMMA KILL MYSELF texts? :think:
      _______________________________________________________
      I used to do this dumb shyt when me and my ex would fight cause I aint want him to leave. I was so stupid. I shoulda let that nigga go sooner than the 3 years we was together. All we used to was get drunk, :argue: and :hump:

      I was the first girl he ever :lick: which made him even more crazy. :smack:

    • Candy Cane

      Thats why Rhianna's "Hopeless Place" is my shyt. My first :love: was dysfunctional as hell.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      @Sassy are yall still tangling vortexes? :waiting:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      ANYBODY HAVE A GREEDY AZZ BOYFRIEND WHO WANTS TO BEAT ALL NIGHT AND NOT EXPECT YOUR KITTY NOT TO BE SWOLE FROM THE BEAT DOWN...SO THEY TRYING TO SQUEEZE BACK IN IT IN THE MORNING?
      #whyIgetsexfiends?

    • KDub

      Why I read that title and still thought about RayGay?

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I need to do my nails too. I was supposed to go this weekend, but ish happens. Maybe next week, cause I gotta do something to these girls hair.
      ________

      Oh :shame: Right. *mames note to warsh and condish Ma'am's hair* We was posed to do that the wknd. Now I gotta wait cause her hair take about 36 hours to dry fully. :lol: :no:

      I tried to cowash it one morning for school lmaoooo baby said, "MUM! My shirt was wet all day :wail: " She turn around whole back WET from the water dripping down out the puff :crying1: I promised we wouldnt do that no more..

    • Time to Waste

      I was the first girl he ever :lick: which made him even more crazy. :smack:
      ----------------
      :blink: 'splain

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I text said she was sick, I said text me your address I’ll bring you some soup and collect my $$$.
      ___________

      :dead:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      Candy Cane says:

      r just sending IMMA KILL MYSELF texts? :think:
      _______________________________________________________
      I used to do this dumb shyt when me and my ex would fight cause I aint want him to leave. I was so stupid. I shoulda let that nigga go sooner than the 3 years we was together. All we used to was get drunk, :argue: and :hump:

      I was the first girl he ever :lick: which made him even more crazy. :smack:
      ------------------
      I think that's why my dude is all batty and shyt... hearing shyt in the background when we talkin on the phone swear Im with another dude all kinds of stooopid shyat...

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill: says:

      ANYBODY HAVE A GREEDY AZZ BOYFRIEND WHO WANTS TO BEAT ALL NIGHT AND NOT EXPECT YOUR KITTY NOT TO BE SWOLE FROM THE BEAT DOWN…SO THEY TRYING TO SQUEEZE BACK IN IT IN THE MORNING?
      #whyIgetsexfiends?
      ___________________________

      That's being greedy? Yall selfish. :coffee:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Ready for a Vacay
      _________

      DIS BROAD. :lol: WHOLE LIFE A VACAY.

      :hahaha: I was looking at staycation pkgas for presidents day. :phew: Im tired!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I used to do this dumb shyt when me and my ex would fight cause I aint want him to leave.

      *******

      :blink: You would text suicide messages?

      What was his typical response? :popcorn:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill: says:

      ANYBODY HAVE A GREEDY AZZ BOYFRIEND WHO WANTS TO BEAT ALL NIGHT AND NOT EXPECT YOUR KITTY NOT TO BE SWOLE FROM THE BEAT DOWN…SO THEY TRYING TO SQUEEZE BACK IN IT IN THE MORNING?
      #whyIgetsexfiends?
      ________________________

      :waiting: we finna do this for your whole relationship, Wut?

      :lol: don't mind me, Im just bitter, lonely, and single...oh and fat to boot.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I text said she was sick, I said text me your address I’ll bring you some soup and collect my $$$.

      *****

      :rofl: I know she better run you your money!! ESPECIALLY the way you were in here Dej Loafing us yestaday. Sat in the middle of the blog in your finest Nutria :lol:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I’m not suppose use soap
      ____________

      internally. :yes: Believe it or not some women (I MEAN TONS OF WOMEN) put soapy stuff IN the vagina :no: This is bad. This is what gives them the BV/vaginitis they cant rid themselves of..they add more soap and the bv get more vicious :evil: All the soapy-ness is killing good bacteria, so bad prevails. #helpful #informed

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      Long Time Lurker says:

      WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill: says:

      ANYBODY HAVE A GREEDY AZZ BOYFRIEND WHO WANTS TO BEAT ALL NIGHT AND NOT EXPECT YOUR KITTY NOT TO BE SWOLE FROM THE BEAT DOWN…SO THEY TRYING TO SQUEEZE BACK IN IT IN THE MORNING?
      #whyIgetsexfiends?
      ___________________________

      That’s being greedy? Yall selfish. :coffee:
      ---------------
      :nono: Yall being selfish...no regards for the fack yall broke it the night before...yall try to ease back in after the previous trauma...yall just like to hear us whimper in pain...it thrills yall to know your dack did that... :waiting:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      You would text suicide messages?

      What was his typical response? :popcorn:
      _________________________

      well she still alive so that nigga must aint said too much of nothing :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Quitting time :yahoo: 15 more mins :danban:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

      WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill: says:

      yall try to ease back in after the previous trauma…yall just like to hear us whimper in pain…it thrills yall to know your dack did that…
      ____________________________

      :yes: :biggrin:

    • Candy Cane

      Time
      He was one of those dudes who believe you either in a relationship or you are hoe. Aint no in between. So eating pucci was out the question...that is until he met me. I made him buy new shoes and you GON lick this twat. Or you no more head for you. It was a process. But once I got him started he :snort:

      We used to fight all the time cause when I talked about life in Texas, he would get mad and say shyt like "Im walking around with a hoe" So I'd slap his ass or say something mean back about his herion addicted ass daddy. So dysfunctional. Evetually it got bad. He pushed me in the bathtub cause I thought I was preggers. Didnt want no kids with no hoe.

      But when he found out I was with somebody else, he'd call my phone all times of the night. Crying and shit. me and his mama still cool. she always say her son let one get away... that's his fault. :shrug:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      User Friendly says:

      WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill: says:

      ANYBODY HAVE A GREEDY AZZ BOYFRIEND WHO WANTS TO BEAT ALL NIGHT AND NOT EXPECT YOUR KITTY NOT TO BE SWOLE FROM THE BEAT DOWN…SO THEY TRYING TO SQUEEZE BACK IN IT IN THE MORNING?
      #whyIgetsexfiends?
      ________________________

      :waiting: we finna do this for your whole relationship, Wut?

      :lol: don’t mind me, Im just bitter, lonely, and single…oh and fat to boot.
      --------------
      :hug: You got these people looking at me cuz Im laughing at your crazy self!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      SO THEY TRYING TO SQUEEZE BACK IN IT IN THE MORNING?
      __________

      Lips be tighter than a fresh fade. :dead:

    • Miany

      @wut.. girl take the pain man.. (im the selfish one that wants to be dyycked down twice at night and at least once before i go to work) :biggrin:

      I wake him up with my mouth tho so I have no issues getting my morning smack down.

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      Long Time Lurker says:

      WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill: says:

      yall try to ease back in after the previous trauma…yall just like to hear us whimper in pain…it thrills yall to know your dack did that…
      ____________________________

      :yes: :biggrin:
      -----------------
      See...ole selfish azz :rofl:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      “Im walking around with a hoe” So I’d slap his ass or say something mean back about his herion addicted ass daddy.
      _______________

      :crying:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Oh :shame: Right. *mames note to warsh and condish Ma’am’s hair* We was posed to do that the wknd. Now I gotta wait cause her hair take about 36 hours to dry fully. :lol: :no:

      I tried to cowash it one morning for school lmaoooo baby said, “MUM! My shirt was wet all day :wail: ” She turn around whole back WET from the water dripping down out the puff :crying1: I promised we wouldnt do that no more..
      ______

      Arghhhh hair11 has some thick hair. I started putting it I extentions. It was so exhausting doing it every two weeks. And her hair used to be so damn dry. Let me tell you, this has been the best decision EVER! Right now I'm wash it over the weekend, she has box braids, and I will redo the first two rows all around and in the middle. And next month I will take her hair out, deep condition and do some cornrows swooped to the side. Babyhair5 has fine hair. It takes nothing to wash that stuff. A nice co-wash and some cute lil braids, with beads probably. She loves beads. Plus I can hear when she playing, after I done told her to go to sleep.

    • SummerBaby

      You would text suicide messages?
      What was his typical response? :popcorn:
      _________________________
      well she still alive so that nigga must aint said too much of nothing :rofl:
      ------------------
      :dead: :rofl:

    • Candy Cane

      Vdot,
      not text, but like tell him I would do if he left. Ya'll have to remember I moved to Chicago not knowing ONE soul. I came with a bed in a bag and a suit case. Once we got together I was in LOVE!! And mostly I didnt want to be here alone. I was scared to see what life would be like without him. So I would do dumb shyt to get him to stay. I was madly in love with that boy.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      What was his typical response?
      __________

      PLEASE CHOOSE SOMEONE BESIDES ME AND VDOT TO REACH OUT FOR HELP. :ghost:

      When we was like 17 my hmegirl bd was all imma kill myself :woohoo: finna jump off the roof and chit.

      Me: :eyeroll: Do it. You seven feet tall. Prolly land on your feet :yawn:

      LMAOOOO

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      He pushed me in the bathtub cause I thought I was preggers. Didnt want no kids with no hoe
      ______________________

      he tried to Bobby Xtina you :shocked:

      too soon? :kona:

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      I posted a pic of naked Marshawn Lynch and said something along the lines of "that azz tho :heart: " and this dumb bish says "I don't understand why people in relationships post things like this. The only body a committed person should be looking at is their partners." Sigh... I'm not going to say anything smart, I'm not... :pray:

    • SummerBaby

      Evetually it got bad. He pushed me in the bathtub cause I thought I was preggers. Didnt want no kids with no hoe.
      ----------------
      :crying1:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      Miany says:

      @wut.. girl take the pain man.. (im the selfish one that wants to be dyycked down twice at night and at least once before i go to work) :biggrin:

      I wake him up with my mouth tho so I have no issues getting my morning smack down.
      -----------------
      :no: you don't understand...this dude is forever strokes...when you kum a lot (well for me) I start getting tender after so many. But he still fawkin? What pisses me awf is when he stops ON PURPOSE for like 5 minutes cuz he don't want to kum jest yet... so Im getting the brakes beat out me for hours... one night I tried to play sleep this nigga started spanking my ayezz! :mad: KUM ALREADY NIGGAH!

    • Miany

      The only body a committed person should be looking at is their partners.”
      ^^ they be doing all that commenting and dont even have a man/woman...
      tell that heaux/ninja BYYYYYEEEEE Felicia/ Felipe' :hi:

    • bama_n_jersey

      Man listen!!! It's cold as sh!t out here. My hands froze walking from the building to the car..I think my snot frozen too :facepalm: this is for the birds

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      “I don’t understand why people in relationships post things like this. The only body a committed person should be looking at is their partners.”
      ___________________

      :stankface: she need to go somewhere with that mess. you in love, not legally bline!

      Marshawn look kinda retarded tho. he got a hammer, huh? :bounce:

    • Candy Cane

      Speaking of vacation! I got FIVE more days til my toes are in the sand!!
      :yahoo: :daban: :yahoo:

      :whistle: (Bey voice) EYE know you care! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      OTB
      Imma come down there and make you dance! :hahaha:
      :heart:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Let me tell you, this has been the best decision EVER!
      _____________

      :crying1: We do this with the older two! It is SO a blessing. We also redo the outer! Thats the best technique! Every two weeks for them too cause they like them big buns on top the head :eyeroll: :heart:

      I am thinking of strteching ma'am hair with heat. She will never sit still long enough for nothing. I get frustrated. :angry: You know I cant plait. :| Told her imma chop that chit off. Them my mama feel bad for me and do it. :lol: :facepalm: I need a nanny/wife.

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      Candy Cane says:

      Speaking of vacation! I got FIVE more days til my toes are in the sand!!
      :yahoo: :daban: :yahoo:

      :whistle: (Bey voice) EYE know you care! :rofl:
      --------------------
      :wail: Im jelly! My Jamaica trip ain't until August... :mad: Whet sand you gone be playin in?

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Ya’ll have to remember I moved to Chicago not knowing ONE soul.
      _________

      :yes: and :heart: 'd for it!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      “I don’t understand why people in relationships post things like this. The only body a committed person should be looking at is their partners.”
      ___________

      :blink: MOD that is SHADE! You MUST say something MUST if only to point out how dumb they SURELY must be!

      Owners of ferraris still appreciate lambos/mclarens/vettes. Fukking ijiot. :shrug:

      Beastmode is the chit. :yes:

    • bama_n_jersey

      In stoopid news...supposedly Warren Sapp's girlfriend was at the Superbowl with him. I'm going home

    • sassyshe

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      How much do you take from a crazy ex before you say
      _________

      Where he fall or she.. I heard these bitches be crazy

      Where the person fall on the crazy scale? Sitting outside your job/house/mama house? Or just sending IMMA KILL MYSELF texts
      ---------------------------------------------------------------------
      Sorry for the delay in my response.

      The crazy ex does not belong to me it belongs to him. Nucca are simple minded creatures so they dont usually do things as change passwords and ish. Anyways crazy ex breaks into his email and has been harrassing me since this weekend - like bish goes on a 12 hour bing, stops for about 24 and then starts all over again. At first I entertained her cause you know nuccas will be nuccas and you can never put anything past them. However when she claimed to just got off the phone with him and basically that was not the case as I was there, I knew bish was lying. But the hoe just wont stop. See I gave up my crazy side 4 years ago and I am trying not to catch a case cause she wont leave me alone and though I love the man and this is supposed to be, I cant take no more, so just looking for some feedback

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      think my snot frozen too this is for the birds
      ____________

      :dead: Hey Bama. :ghost:

    • Candy Cane

      User,
      shit he tried to drown me the night before my cousin's wedding. We used to have this thing where he'd wash my hair. Well we was in Texas and he was washing my hair. But I forgot that he was mad cause my friend call me to tell me one of my homeboys from college said hi. He was all :mad: You brought me to Dallas to embarrass me. I'm like but, but, but the my friend lives in HOUSTON! Dude turned my head under the faucet and scared the shyt outta me. I didnt want to scream and let my cousin know what was happening in the bathroom. So I just got him calm and eventually he stopped. But he was crazy. I got SEAUX many stories

    • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

      Gracious let clothing line pens be what tape is to Christmas gifts.

    • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

      Yes, once a lover; back in the day tried to drown me his love lotions.

      Fond Thoughts

      Rubs.....Self on My Shoulder

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      Marshawn does look a bit slow but I wasn't looking at his face :rotf: Really, THAT AZZ THO. I said "People in relationships should do whatever works for them. If the "don't look" philosophy is what keeps you at peace while you spend your days alone then more power to you. Have a great evening"

    • TaylorMade

      I should've made two PB&J sandwiches :pizza: don't judge me, sometimes I just want the basics

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      She just in the email? :think:

      Dont miss your mate just bc s h e misses him.. I would ride that out ESPECIALLY if you believe in your dude. I mean if we bowed to every crazy ex... we would all be out here posting dumb ass IG memes..

      He need a new email tho obviously :blink:

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      :shocked: Candy Cane you should have "Burning Bed'd" his ass.

      you may be too young to remember the Burning Bed movie :think: it was about domestic violence before Lifetime movies were invented.

      Im ole :nun:

    • Candy Cane

      Wut
      I'm going to Cabo on Sunday. Im counting the fawking miliseconds you hear me. Been checking the weather twice a day. Ion need NO snow fawking shyt up. I'm reds to go!!!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      In stoopid news…supposedly Warren Sapp’s girlfriend was at the Superbowl with him. I’m going home
      ___________

      :ghost: +1

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Hey guys! What did I miss today!? Oh and I went on a job interview today. Pray for me roses! Anyway let me go read or does someone want to give me a recap?

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      Dropped my car off at the shop. The repairs are 2k :no:
      I said how long I got???? They said oh it's not deadly ... You got a few months. I was like turn that engine light off and let me get my keys. I ain't got my taxes yet :cry:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      PB&J sandwiches
      _______

      Almost got ina knock down drag out with a child of mine tombout they dont eat PB&J. :blink:

      No child of mine :nono: You eat it :evil: :heart:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      Candy Cane says:

      User,
      **** he tried to drown me the night before my cousin’s wedding. We used to have this thing where he’d wash my hair. Well we was in Texas and he was washing my hair. But I forgot that he was mad cause my friend call me to tell me one of my homeboys from college said hi. He was all You brought me to Dallas to embarrass me. I’m like but, but, but the my friend lives in HOUSTON! Dude turned my head under the faucet and scared the shyt outta me. I didnt want to scream and let my cousin know what was happening in the bathroom. So I just got him calm and eventually he stopped. But he was crazy. I got SEAUX many stories
      *******************
      Good Lordt!

    • Candy Cane

      :wail:
      Its snowing AGAIN!!!!! I fawking HATE it here!!!! :mad:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Sass what Mister say? :think: He nonchalant or..? Concerned?

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      If the “don’t look” philosophy is what keeps you at peace while you spend your days alone then more power to you. Have a great evening”
      ______________________________

      February is hard on us fat, bitter, lonely, single broads. :cry: she couldn't help herself :rofl:

    • Candy Cane

      In stoopid news…supposedly Warren Sapp’s girlfriend was at the Superbowl with him. I’m going home
      ___________________________________________________
      fat bastard!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      while you spend your days alone
      ______________

      Ohhhhh MOD :shade: tastic :dead:

      LMAOOO you slid that right in there :thumbsup: Have good evening too. You machure. :heart:

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      Dropped my car off at the shop. The repairs are 2k :no:
      I said how long I got???? They said oh it’s not deadly … You got a few months. I was like turn that engine light off and let me get my keys. I ain’t got my taxes yet
      ___________
      :dead: You got it gon' and get the vehicle fixed!!

    • Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd)

      Sorry for the delay in my response.

      The crazy ex does not belong to me it belongs to him. Nucca are simple minded creatures so they dont usually do things as change passwords and ish. Anyways crazy ex breaks into his email and has been harrassing me since this weekend – like bish goes on a 12 hour bing, stops for about 24 and then starts all over again. At first I entertained her cause you know nuccas will be nuccas and you can never put anything past them. However when she claimed to just got off the phone with him and basically that was not the case as I was there, I knew bish was lying. But the hoe just wont stop. See I gave up my crazy side 4 years ago and I am trying not to catch a case cause she wont leave me alone and though I love the man and this is supposed to be, I cant take no more, so just looking for some feedback
      ______________________

      Unless they share a child there is no reason for them to still be in any kind of contact. Even then the only contact should be about the child and not this Fatal Attraction nonsense. Tell him to handle that bunny boiler or you will be forced to call the law on her ass. Sometimes the popo are useful.

    • GellySammich

      :tea: u wrang?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      “Im walking around with a hoe”

      ******

      I aint made it no further :hahaha: Let me go finish reading. What happened in Texas tho? Got fingerprints all on 5hat Or should I continue reading? :popcorn:

    • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

      Scoff at gossiping at Warren looking for additional entertainment during Superbowl activities. Maybe girlfriends holes were worn out and she said. WOWO, go find a hooker.

      No Harm No Foul

      Hookers never get tired. Certain most in here know this riddle.

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      I just paid $90 for them looking at it. It didn't need an oil or change or nothing. Sigh.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      *glass

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      The repairs are 2k :no:
      __________________

      :hug: ouch

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      The repairs are 2k :no:
      __________________

      :hug: ouch
      _________
      I'd be on the phone with GAP like tell me exactly what the process is again? I'm asking for a friend that's thinking about it on her purchase.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Marshawn does look a bit slow but I wasn’t looking at his face
      __________
      Im convinced all the great backs is SLOW. :yes: Its something bout sped that allow you to run fass! :yes:

    • sassyshe

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      She just in the email?

      Dont miss your mate just bc s h e misses him.. I would ride that out ESPECIALLY if you believe in your dude. I mean if we bowed to every crazy ex… we would all be out here posting dumb ass IG memes..

      He need a new email tho obviously
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      yup only email if that bish had gotten my number then I knew something was up. He changed his email around and so she started emailing me from other emails. LOL I know I should ignore her but she the crazy type like yesterday she posted his info on Craigslist for basically gay for pay and then send me screenshots claiming that he was doing all these things. Its getting to me cause by now I wouldve made that :cell: and have her eliminated but everyone said to let it go cause she the type that sets u up and have you catching cases

    • https://scontentxfp1/v/t42.1790-2/10883260_10205181477284067_1503867899_n.mp4 MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky:

      AJ I just helped pay for an expensive party and had to travel :no: I need to recoup from that. My life ain't no crystal stair.
      Going to get my kids. I will go back and read later ..
      Sadness ...

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      mean back about his herion addicted ass

      *******
      Awww, sh1t, this getting good.

      Whatcha say? That's why yo daddy stole your Atari and Super Nintendo for smack? His daddy had more needles in him than you had dacks? His daddy was trading blow for smack? And by blow, I mean :blow: :popcorn:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      The repairs are 2k
      ____________

      Nunnnnn :no: WHYYYYY You went to the "dealership" dint you. :think:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Certain most in here know this riddle.
      ____________________

      :lol: well good afternoon to you too, skruggle font

      now why is you typing in haikus? :think:

    • GellySammich

      Have her eliminated :crying1: dang lemme go read the beginning of this story

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      u wrang?
      ________

      :hahaha: YES :eek:

      :kiss: HOW ARE YOU? HOW IS YOUR BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL? :bounce:

    • sassyshe

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      Sass what Mister say? He nonchalant or..? Concerned?

      -------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Hes pissed cause she was posting ish on gay sites for people to contact him. Also cause I told him I was peacing out cause I dont do crazy. He sent his sis to handle her cause he said he will put his hands on her and she has calmed down for today but I know shes going start up again real soon cause shes salty that he wants to marry me

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Im convinced all the great backs is SLOW. :yes: Its something bout sped that allow you to run fass! :yes:
      ___________________

      :yes: different types of intelligence. nobody gets all of em. athletes are physically intelligent.

    • Candy Cane

      Im convinced all the great backs is SLOW. :yes: Its something bout sped that allow you to run fass!
      _____________________________________________
      Cause DeMarco Murry looks SLOW af. Dude be smiling and dont nothing be funny. :rofl:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Hookers never get tired. Certain most in here know this riddle.
      _________

      YEW CRACK ME THE FUKK UP. *claps hands special* BLESSINGS. :clap:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      PLEASE CHOOSE SOMEONE BESIDES ME AND VDOT TO REACH OUT FOR HELP.

      ****

      Like forreal :eek: Cause I'ma tell you to set up a camera so I can see :eek:

    • sassyshe

      Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:

      Sorry for the delay in my response.

      The crazy ex does not belong to me it belongs to him. Nucca are simple minded creatures so they dont usually do things as change passwords and ish. Anyways crazy ex breaks into his email and has been harrassing me since this weekend – like bish goes on a 12 hour bing, stops for about 24 and then starts all over again. At first I entertained her cause you know nuccas will be nuccas and you can never put anything past them. However when she claimed to just got off the phone with him and basically that was not the case as I was there, I knew bish was lying. But the hoe just wont stop. See I gave up my crazy side 4 years ago and I am trying not to catch a case cause she wont leave me alone and though I love the man and this is supposed to be, I cant take no more, so just looking for some feedback
      ______________________

      Unless they share a child there is no reason for them to still be in any kind of contact. Even then the only contact should be about the child and not this Fatal Attraction nonsense. Tell him to handle that bunny boiler or you will be forced to call the law on her ass. Sometimes the popo are useful.

      February 3, 2015 at 4:36 pm
      ------------------------------------------------------------------------
      they have nothing in common. Shes been reaching out to his family for months and they all told me at the time because he changed his number and she couldnt reach him. I told him to handle it cause if I have to call my peeps it wont be nothing nice. She hasnt made any type of threat so a police friend already told me that they cant do anything to her and they just advised me to ignore her.

    • GellySammich

      :kiss: fantastic! Babe she gonna be 1 on the 19th. Tearing up the whole house, pulling all the DVDs down, put her doll in the toilet... :heart: can't stand her

    • Candy Cane

      VDot
      I say shyt like I may have been a hoe, but at least my daddy aint no fawking dope fiend. Or at least my daddy dont sit in the front room of my house and nod the fawk off. Or your mama too pretty to married to your dope fiend ass daddy. Or why he always got that coat on. Its August. Cause he hiding track marks. :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I’m not going to say anything smart, I’m not…

      *******

      CLAP THE FUGG BACK ON HER AZZ. MATTA OF FACT, GIVE ME YOUR LOG IN AND I WILL :yes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      and have her eliminated but everyone said to let it go cause she the type that sets u up and have you catching cases
      ________

      :nono: Nahhh she gonna get you first?!?!! YALL NEED A PLAN.

      Eliminated tho :dead: :dead: :dead: Fight fire with...thats just unfair :ghost:

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      Candy Cane says:

      VDot
      I say shyt like I may have been a hoe, but at least my daddy aint no fawking dope fiend. Or at least my daddy dont sit in the front room of my house and nod the fawk off. Or your mama too pretty to married to your dope fiend ass daddy. Or why he always got that coat on. Its August. Cause he hiding track marks
      _____________________________

      :confused: im glad you made it out alive, girl cuz you was thisclose to being on a ratchet episode of fatal attraction on tv one.

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      Candy Cane says:

      User,
      **** he tried to drown me the night before my cousin’s wedding. We used to have this thing where he’d wash my hair. Well we was in Texas and he was washing my hair. But I forgot that he was mad cause my friend call me to tell me one of my homeboys from college said hi. He was all :mad: You brought me to Dallas to embarrass me. I’m like but, but, but the my friend lives in HOUSTON! Dude turned my head under the faucet and scared the shyt outta me. I didnt want to scream and let my cousin know what was happening in the bathroom. So I just got him calm and eventually he stopped. But he was crazy. I got SEAUX many stories
      -----------------------
      :hug: Thank God you made it out of all that! :hug:

    • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

      Hello User My Friend - You are smart grasshopper.

      Short and Sugary (some say sweet) that me. (winky)

      Can you believe the tragedies that are going on.

      Xandu got cheated out of the wedding of her dreams and she still didn't finish medical school and has a Break Baby. Her Midget Husband is claiming broke. My advice. Is go back to school and finish your education.

      Additionally this Bobbie Chris ordeal is just too sad for words. Why are people judging Bobbie for being in control. He can't do any worse of a parenting to a grown woman than her; Aunt Pat and aging Nana. not judging just saying.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      cause shes salty that he wants to marry me
      _______

      Sass she done spent countless hours making him, molding him to the man she wanted and here you come sashaying thru with your newnew flow :nono: :rofl: :rofl:

      Ok im sorry this iant funny. You doing good tho. Cause I wouldve been with his sister going to see bout her. :yes: Youre doing great! Keep a level head!

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      Xandu
      ___________________

      :ghost:

    • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

      @Candy...:think: where dis niggah eyet...you need my newly minted Marine to come and "Talk" to him for you?

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Posting somebody info on CL is illegal. What they mean she aint did nothing? :think: At the least they could make a notion.. cause she is INDEED harasssing.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I say shyt like I may have been a hoe, but at least my daddy aint no fawking dope fiend. Or at least my daddy dont sit in the front room of my house and nod the fawk off. Or your mama too pretty to married to your dope fiend ass daddy. Or why he always got that coat on. Its August. Cause he hiding track marks

      *******

      Well :rofl: :hahaha:

    • The Struggle is Real, and I have been deliveredT

      Good Day My Edgy Friend (may I call you friend?) Blessing and Much Ado to you as well.

    • GellySammich

      New post

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      different types of intelligence. nobody gets all of em. athletes are physically intelligent.
      __________

      :heart: Chit fasicnates me... :shame:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      :newpost: Brenda Jenners mama giving full support to her new doorter

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      :newpost: Brucilla baby :nun:

    • sassyshe

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      cause shes salty that he wants to marry me
      _______

      Sass she done spent countless hours making him, molding him to the man she wanted and here you come sashaying thru with your newnew flow

      Ok im sorry this iant funny. You doing good tho. Cause I wouldve been with his sister going to see bout her. Youre doing great! Keep a level head!

      ------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Thanks Nef. I know I sent her over the edge when I told her I was pregnant thats when she did the gay pages. Cause she kept going on about him :hump: her and I told her I dont give a fcuk as long as he takes care of home thats my number one priority so she was pissed that she didnt get me to do the here is my number please call me. I do have her address but Im waiting for my little sis to come back in town, I got too much to loose over some trick

    • TaylorMade

      MisTaken: So thick :buttshake: she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable :winky: says:

      Dropped my car off at the shop. The repairs are 2k :no:
      I said how long I got???? They said oh it’s not deadly … You got a few months. I was like turn that engine light off and let me get my keys. I ain’t got my taxes yet :cry:
      _______
      Me this Saturday. But they made the wrong repair and had to fix it for free. I'm not ready for a new car note :crying: My car is 9 years old with less than 58K. A sis likes to be driven :steer:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      fantastic! Babe she gonna be 1 on the 19th. Tearing up the whole house, pulling all the DVDs down, put her doll in the toilet… can’t stand her
      __________

      OH MY WORD :love: LMAOOOO she gave the bebe a bath :2dance:

      One tho??? :shocked: LordT! Dang time be flying. :crying1: I dont like it.

    • OpinionHated

      His lips look like he could suck soot out a chimney, suck the nails out the floor boards, suck rivets out a plane.... them some Dwayne Wade d*ck suckin lips - I do not like men with that mouth its so unattractive he looks like if he kisses you he'll leave a trail of slime like those garden slugs.... quick somebody throw salt on his azz....

      Please don't call that medical mystery Brenda - Brenda is a proud feminine name (its mine).....lol

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Good Day My Edgy Friend (may I call you friend?) Blessing and Much Ado to you as well.
      _________

      Please. :2dance: New friends excite me.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      My car is 9 years old with less than 58K.

      ******

      How you manage this? :thinking: was you the one said they worked across the street but still :steer: to work? :lol:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I dont give a fcuk as long as he takes care of home thats my number one priority
      ______

      WELL PLAYED :clap:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      User Friendly says:

      Candy Cane you should have “Burning Bed’d” his ass.

      you may be too young to remember the Burning Bed movie it was about domestic violence before Lifetime movies were invented.

      Im ole
      **********************

      You ain't the onliest one. I seent the original airing too. I done seent Muhammed Ali fight on TV back when fights was free to watch. :nun:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      So Opie, you dont like ethnic names or ethnic lips. What do you like? :waiting:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      My car is 9 years old with less than 58K
      __________

      Damnnnnn. My car about 9. I put 170k on it. Still flushing too. :drive: :biggrin: