Mariah Carey celebrates her official residency At Caesars Palace Hotel in Las Vegas

Songbird Mariah Carey arrived at Caesars Palace Hotel & Casino to celebrate her upcoming residency (long-running nightly concerts) "Mariah #1 To Infinity", to be held at the Caesars Palace Hotel & Casino, in Las Vegas.
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TYGA in London

Rapper Tyga was spotted arriving at Cirque Le Soir in London, where he was booked to perform at the club's 5th anniversary at 2:00a.m. But, like most rappers who get paid up front, Tyga leisurely sauntered up to the club an hour later than he was expected to be. The rapper arrived with an entourage of about 20 people -- most of whom were bodyguards. Which begs the question: why does Tyga need so many bodyguards? The guy is only famous for the women he sleeps with.
Photos: Splash News

Khloe Kardashian seen arriving at LAX Airport in Los Angeles

Reality television star Khloe Kardashian looked miserable as she arrived at LAX Airport from Chicago on Monday. Khloe was obviously distressed about her father, Bruce Jenner's appearance on 20/20 on Friday. Khloe is the only one of Bruce's stepchildren who doesn't approve of his cross-dressing lifestyle. There aren't too many women who will proudly say their dads share their taste in women's lingerie. The 30-year-old LA native hid her shame behind dark shades as the paparazzi yelled questions at her.
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  • MisUnderstood

    Oh Mariah. Ion give a fawk about the other two.

    Still :waiting: for other name reveals

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    Oh. My DD wore that style to prom.. *the face white ppl make*

  • Just Looking

    @edgy - Really prom? Really thanks for sharing :cuss:

  • Beta

    :shrug:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    *hangs head* Email in five.

  • sassyshe

    Something about the dress Mariah has on is off...to me its not flattering

  • MisUnderstood

    From downstairs: @Whitty, even then I am all jokes.

    @Lurker, :rofl: she spelled Cattelina wrong, is all.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Dub- please get your Mimi!!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    :love: Mariah's shades.

  • Just Looking

    @Edgy - Changes frown, upside down. WAITING :puff:

  • whitty hutton

    Nice gown but ion like it on her...washes her out.

    Well at least khloe was honest.

  • WhoDat

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • MisUnderstood

    @Dub, I don't take offense to your fonts, I can tell a fellow jokester.

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Dubb get your girl in her Tina Knowles throwback :rofl:

  • WhoDat

    This old ass broad HERE. Fix it Jesus

  • The Pearl!

    :wtf: Is Mariah's right hand STUCK in the arm-brace position PERMANENTLY?

  • iWasteTime

    Mimi :rofl:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    MisUnderstood says:

    Oh Mariah. Ion give a fawk about the other two.

    Still for other name reveals
    _______________
    I will throw my middle name out there for security purposes :rofl:

    Antonia.... yes my dads name is Antonio and he is black and hispanic :coffee:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    The guy is only famous for the women he sleeps with.
    ________

    I dont know about my future here. *deep sigh* If you cant appreciate the guy who gave us Rack City Bihh who can you .. :no: Just :no:

  • WhoDat

    @Suga. That is the flesh bodysuit Britney Spears had on in Toxic 10 years ago...cut up to make a damn dress.

    :sad:

  • The Pearl!

    Ooooooh, Shyt!!! The things I'd like to do to that big-boned nucca in the middle behind Tyga lil narrow ass! :bounce: Wouldja LOOK at him? I'd have my :boobs: and some otha stuff all up ON him, talkin bout "GOT EEM!" :rofl:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    I hope that the above ensemble is not indicative of what Mariah will be wearing on stage...

  • Unshakable

    @Sassy,

    I got that too. Like the style is nice, but the execution was, welp....she has seen better days. Maybe if the dress would have been black or if she had worn that ensemble in her vision of love days. Iono.... :think:

  • SummerBaby

    Mariah looks like a wax figure in that first pic :rofl:

  • Sucker Free Esq.

    Khloe is only mad that Bruce tried on Kim's dresses but not hers. She knows she is more his size...

  • WhoDat

    @Pearl. I think it doesn't have circulation due to the alcoholism. Like frfr that's what I think.

  • iWasteTime

    If you cant appreciate the guy who gave us Rack City Bihh who can you .. :no: Just :no:
    ---------------------
    :chase: :rofl:

    And his verse on the Motto (when they don't cut it)

  • Sucker Free Esq.

    Tyga looks like a milk dud...why is he famous?

  • WhoDat

    This bish stuck with a DJ Paul arm all cause she couldn't lay off the booze.

  • Unshakable

    @MsPearl,

    For a min, I thought you were talmbout that spryte to the right. :rofl:

    You were talmbout the Black one, right? :rofl:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Obama speaking

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    WhoDat says:

    @Suga. That is the flesh bodysuit Britney Spears had on in Toxic 10 years ago…cut up to make a damn dress.
    _______________
    :dead:

    @ Pearl :rofl: FINISH HIM :hump:

  • The Pearl!

    @MissU: My name is Carmelita

  • iWasteTime

    I'm mad I scrolled up and agree with Pearl Azz :lol:

  • The Pearl!

    sassyshe says:

    Something about the dress Mariah has on is off…to me its not flattering
    ******
    Makes her torso look 5 feet long.

  • whitty hutton

    I agree. It would have been nicer in Black or some other color. The nude washes her out and makes her look a little bigger than she really is.

  • Ni ni

    :no: Mariah looks awful.

  • SummerBaby

    I see Tyga matching his shoes to his hair :tea:

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    sassyshe says:

    Something about the dress Mariah has on is off…to me its not flattering
    ------------

    Thats cuz she got menopause body. Actually its a crackhead/drunkard gut but it looks the same as menopause pouch :yes:

    These are real things i just dont know the medical terms. :tea:

  • WhoDat

    These are real things i just dont know the medical terms. :tea:
    ^^^^^
    The thing about drunkard gut is called roaches of the liver

  • Sucker Free Esq.

    @ Sassy...Mariah's gut is what is off

  • Unshakable

    @SuckaFree,

    Guhl, not only am hongry, but now I am hongrier because you ovah there talmbout some Milk Duds! You know them is throwbacks from childhood days! They right up there with chic o sticks, slap stix, lemon heads, and sour pickles!

    #candyladynostalgia

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    Aw man Mariah :no: DIS TEW MUCH.
    I got a last minute lunch to go with co-worker. Please don't let me miss no shade or jokes.
    @OTB you gone be here when I get back :pray: I need to see you today. I am bear lee holding on :bite: I am tired. Pay no mind to my name :oops:

  • MissHarlem

    Tyga ass got on jeggings :rofl: what a predator

  • The Pearl!

    WhoDat says:

    @Pearl. I think it doesn’t have circulation due to the alcoholism. Like frfr that’s what I think.
    _____
    Aw, Damn! And here, I thunk she was just being her usual overly dramatic self. I feel kinda :shame: now.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    :lol: Everything old is new again.

    If only I had known I would be selling on eBay from home all day. :yes: Now I just wear what my grams preserved for me. :nun: Photos sent. :thumbsup:

  • The Pearl!

    Sucker Free Esq. says:

    Tyga looks like a milk dud…why is he famous?
    ******
    Oh. Milk Duds have a light-brown version (like the light brown M&M)?

  • whitty hutton

    Her new song Infinity is corny as hail too! Sayin Nick is corny like Fritos... :lame: she's too old to be making diss tracks

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    Is folks really giving out they names on here? :blink:
    Ok then. My name is Taylor :grin:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    So Whole Foods is feeding the National Guard, but no news on any major corps feeding these kids, huh?

  • The Pearl!

    WhoDat says:

    This bish stuck with a DJ Paul arm all cause she couldn’t lay off the booze.
    ***********
    Now I see it, @Dub! When it's not holdin her mic, it's holding her drank!

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    The Pearl! says:

    sassyshe says:

    Something about the dress Mariah has on is off…to me its not flattering
    ******
    Makes her torso look 5 feet long.

    _________________
    The style is cute but I dont like the color and im so over the beads/bedazzle effect

  • WhoDat

    Please don’t let me miss no shade or jokes.
    ^^^^^
    Mimi Numa one fan sed:

    Give Britney Spears back her "Toxic" bodysuit.
    She got a baby arm like DJ Paul
    She has roaches of the liver

    Enjoy your lernch.

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    Tyga ass got on jeggings :rofl: what a predator
    ______________
    :rofl: these are the signs :hahaha: You called it
    *checks my email* Looks at fren :eek:
    BBL folks :cry: Ya'll be here when I get back please

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    Dub she better hurry up & get that checked out before her neck turn black :koolaid:

  • The Pearl!

    Unshakable says:

    @MsPearl,
    For a min, I thought you were talmbout that spryte to the right. :rofl:
    You were talmbout the Black one, right? :rofl:
    ************
    Um, yeah, Shake! Stop playin!!!

    @Whitty! Guhl, can a sista/mama get a :hug: for trynta help ya out (at my own peril in the Garden) even though you didn't axe for my help? :hahaha: :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    This bish stuck with a DJ Paul arm all cause she couldn’t lay off the booze.
    __________________
    :crying1: I love you sew sew much :hugs:

  • Unshakable

    @Whitty,

    I think that some colors can wash you out or make you appear bigger than you really are. I bet she could have pulled off that ensemble when she first came out or if she slimmed down. There is nothing wrong with her size, it's just that the dress she is wearing doesn't complement the beauty of the life stage she's in now.

    For reference: peep Viola Davis' red carpet style or how Sandra Bullock looked in that blue dress for the st beaullifah peepa.

  • Sucker Free Esq.

    OMG yes lawd....chic-o-sticks, the miniature ones....

    them joints like crack!

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    I AM MisTaken I don't get tired :huh: of being PETTY :) says:

    Is folks really giving out they names on here?
    Ok then. My name is Taylor
    _______________
    :rofl: Nope just one of my goverment names for security purposes :crying:

  • WhoDat

    Mariah gonna be like Steve Jobs. When that liver stop working she gonna buy her a new one. That didn't in THEORY work out so great for Steve tho. He managed to die anyway.

  • The Pearl!

    lovezoe says:

    So Whole Foods is feeding the National Guard, but no news on any major corps feeding these kids, huh?
    *******
    See? Dis why I need my soul soothed on today. FUKC ME RUNNING, man! (Not @Man...the generic one) :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    He managed to die anyway.
    _______

    God funny like that.. :kona:

  • Sucker Free Esq.

    @ Pearl...yes Tyga looks like a nondescript little blob of caramel/chocolate to me

    i didn't even notice he was light skinned

  • whitty hutton

    :hugs: @misspearl
    Chile cheez...These heffas is vicious when u terch a nurb (don't memba who said it but I likes it). :lol:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    The things I’d like to do to that big-boned nucca in the middle behind Tyga lil narrow ass! ? Wouldja LOOK at him? I’d have my ? and some otha stuff all up ON him, talkin bout “GOT EEM!

    *******

    :crying1: :crying1:

  • iWasteTime

    Ok then. My name is Taylor :grin:
    --------------
    Your font is a LIAR :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    @MsPearl,

    Seaux, you finna give Whitty a hug, but I can't eem get a hug, an honorable mention (like they used to do for the elementary school science fair), or an "e" for effort? :wail:

    Sniffs and goes to ask Whitty to share part of Ms pearl's hug.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    Waittt that dark dude is kinda :huh: :phew: :hahaha: :heart:

    I was tryna juggle dudes so hard yesterday fukked round and aint get nothing from nobody. Went to bed. Day 123456789987654321 in a row. :cry: So hardt. Up...

  • iWasteTime

    Went to bed. Day 123456789987654321 in a row. :cry: So hardt. Up…
    ------------------------
    BOL!!! :wail:
    I know it ain't funny but it tickled me

  • whitty hutton

    @shake
    Yeah it's not her size but it's jess not flattering on her. Love viola and sandra b's red carpet styles, although I wish viola didn't have so much "gum" when she smiles big. :hides:

  • The Pearl!

    whitty hutton says:

    :hugs: @misspearl
    Chile cheez…These heffas is vicious when u terch a nurb (don’t memba who said it but I likes it). :lol:
    ********
    Alright then, Whit. :hahaha:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    Chile cheez…These heffas is vicious when u terch a nurb (don’t memba who said it but I likes it).
    _______

    Ion know WHitty. You was two shakes shy from my view :lol: :nono:
    I think everybody need to consider that 90% of the fonts coming from good places/same places/well intentioned places. I dont know too many dumb ppl here. Every set gonna have them curve killers tho. :shrug: This just seemed like a tone fail.

  • whitty hutton

    :hugs: shake!!

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    :rofl:

  • Just Looking

    The Pearl! says:

    Ooooooh, Shyt!!! The things I’d like to do to that big-boned nucca in the middle behind Tyga lil narrow ass! :bounce: Wouldja LOOK at him? I’d have my :boobs: and some otha stuff all up ON him, talkin bout “GOT EEM!” :rofl:
    =========
    Hey Pearl :yes: Like a mountain....You like climbing too :yes:

    PS Phone posting sucks

  • whitty hutton

    :yes: @otb. Always from a good/silly place less it's abt kenya whore.

  • The Pearl!

    Unshakable says:

    @MsPearl,
    Seaux, you finna give Whitty a hug, but I can’t eem get a hug, an honorable mention (like they used to do for the elementary school science fair), or an “e” for effort? :wail:
    Sniffs and goes to ask Whitty to share part of Ms pearl’s hug.
    *****
    Shake-Sahke C'mere, girl! :hugs: and :kiss: You were on punishment for even THINKING I meant that OTHER big-boned, big-headed OTHER man in the middle behind Tyga.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Lawd, Mimi look like she smuggling fibroids in her utee :kona:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    I know it ain’t funny but it tickled me
    _____

    Its kinda funny Time. :lol: I was so tired from my day AND tryna stall them niggas so I could see who WINS I mustve just fell asleep? Call myself having a Cranberry&Cream to be RETTY :wink:
    .
    .

    :no: :hahaha: Woke up like :confused: Its 3am..

  • whitty hutton

    See...ion like big burly dudes like that pearl. Seems like he'd smother me while kissin/sexin. #toobig

  • The Pearl!

    Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2x5..BoomByeBye says:

    Waittt that dark dude is kinda :huh: :phew: :hahaha: :heart:
    **************
    Whet? Fuggable???? I mean, he look like he'd put a HURTIN on ya! And you'd STILL come byke beggin for more, leg shakin all willy-nilly and shyt, but STILL beggin for moe! :phew:

  • iWasteTime

    Who said Tyga had Kylie pre Butt shot pants on :rofl:

  • The Pearl!

    whitty hutton says:

    @shake
    Yeah it’s not her size but it’s jess not flattering on her. Love viola and sandra b’s red carpet styles, although I wish viola didn’t have so much “gum” when she smiles big. :hides:
    *********
    Aw, HELL to the now, Whitty!!! If'n ya think I'm fixin ta risk my neck cuz NOW you've pissed all the big-gummed folks off, you are sadly mistaken, my dear!!! SADLY :crying:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    I was tryna juggle dudes so hard yesterday fukked round and aint get nothing from nobody. Went to bed. Day 123456789987654321 in a row.

    **********

    :hahaha:

    Looks at my phone, not nan call/text. Stops :lol: :huh:

  • OpinionHated

    Mariah look like she swallowed a melon.... she stay bloated... she need some fiber or some chit cause she starting to look Steven Segalish.... forever constipated....

    Tyga got all them men around him cause they phucks him when he finish phucking the minor he's currently exploiting - all these little bird chest boys be getting d*cked down by their "entourage".....

    I am sick of hearing about Bruce and his tiddays I don't give a rats azz what he does with his peen..... I think Khloe looks good... bad coat she wearing - love that shade of green

  • Just Looking

    @Edgy - :love: :love: Thank you

  • The Pearl!

    Just Looking says:

    The Pearl! says:
    Ooooooh, Shyt!!! The things I’d like to do to that big-boned nucca in the middle behind Tyga lil narrow ass! :bounce: Wouldja LOOK at him? I’d have my :boobs: and some otha stuff all up ON him, talkin bout “GOT EEM!” :rofl:
    =========
    Hey Pearl :yes: Like a mountain….You like climbing too :yes:
    PS Phone posting sucks
    *************
    Climb that big ass, plant my flag in him and stay as long as the poon could take the beating I KNOW he would put on her! :rofl:

  • whitty hutton

    Aw, HELL to the now, Whitty!!! If’n ya think I’m fixin ta risk my neck cuz NOW you’ve pissed all the big-gummed folks off, you are sadly mistaken, my dear!!! SADLY
    ---------------
    I ain't say I don't like her gums jess that I wish it wasn't sooooo much show in when she smiles big. :lol: :ashamed:

  • Just Looking

    cirrhosis

    @Dubb - Durn well you know that medical term. Cause you know it...You are a scharmt gal, Rhodzes Scholar

  • The Pearl!

    smuggling fibroids
    ********
    :hahaha: Hey, Nancy!

  • WhoDat

    I mean, he look like he’d put a HURTIN on ya!
    ^^^^

    Half Nelson material? Let me go look.

  • The Pearl!

    :no: :hahaha: Woke up like :confused: Its 3am..
    *********
    And the cooter is un-touched! A travesty!

  • The Pearl!

    whitty hutton says:

    See…ion like big burly dudes like that pearl. Seems like he’d smother me while kissin/sexin. #toobig
    *******
    Sheeee-it! Big nigga like dat dere toss yo ass up, catch you on his dyck, spin you around on it and set choe ass back down again! Head all spinnin and shyt. My kinda nigg-ro.

  • Just Looking

    @Pearl - Yes, Huni place your flad and ride till you fall off.

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    :shocked: AAWWWHEEEYALLNAW!!!!! HEUX DOWN!!! FLAG ON THE PLAY DIS IZ SOME :bs: :no:

    Mr 6'6" has officially changed my mind about being greedy! His azz sent me a full body neekid pic...

    I AINT FUKKIN WIT YOUUUUU!!! :hide: AND :kona: CAN MEN HAVE ELEPHANTITIS OF THE DACK? :wail: I DON'T WANT IT!!!!

  • WhoDat

    Yeah he too big for half Nelsons @Pearl. Fugg around be unconscious like @Lurker wife. :no:

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    I'm on my third cup of green tea. :tea: This stuff makes me feel so good and it curbs my appetite.

  • The Pearl!

    Tyga got all them men around him cause they phucks him when he finish phucking the minor he’s currently exploiting – all these little bird chest boys be getting d*cked down by their “entourage”…..
    *********
    Well, d*ck me down and call me Tyga, Opie, cuz I'm here for it! :rofl: Ok, lemme stop afore Auntie comes in here and accuses me of always thinking about fuggin

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    whitty hutton says:

    See…ion like big burly dudes like that pearl. Seems like he’d smother me while kissin/sexin. #toobig
    -------

    Those the kind that love me. Or maybe thats all i be around :think:

    #basketballMomProllums

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Hey Pearl! :waves: <---panties for you to put on since you tossing yourns at Tyga's security :facepalm: :lol:

  • The Pearl!

    whitty hutton says:

    Aw, HELL to the now, Whitty!!! If’n ya think I’m fixin ta risk my neck cuz NOW you’ve pissed all the big-gummed folks off, you are sadly mistaken, my dear!!! SADLY
    —————
    I ain’t say I don’t like her gums jess that I wish it wasn’t sooooo much show in when she smiles big. :lol: :ashamed:
    *****
    Better clean that shyt up! :hahaha:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Half Nelson material? Let me go look.
    _____________________

    :rofl: misconduct! :hahaha:

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    I really wanna go to lunch with Wut one day :rofl:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    MY GUMS NOT BIG. My teeth small? :kona:

  • The Pearl!

    WhoDat says:

    I mean, he look like he’d put a HURTIN on ya!
    ^^^^
    Half Nelson material? Let me go look.
    ************
    Hell yeah! :yes: Big, black. Nice lips, big nose. Yep! He fugg ya like a :champ: I'd put money on it! :shame: I SAID lemme stop!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    MY GUMS NOT BIG. My teeth small? :kona:
    ______________________

    ( :gossip: AND she husky :eek: ) :hahaha: :hug:

  • whitty hutton

    @user
    Basketball players be slim but cut. dude up top could roll over in his sleep and other a bish. I like a lean muscular build.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    Baybay :rofl: @stops laffing. :phew: I must gonna send a pigeon. :hahaha: My neice even broke the flip :cell:

    My kids was said she thought it was them baby toy cell phones ma..but they been tryna shade you so you know. :no:
    #cinderallfiles :hahaha:

    New friend I showed you? Was like Metro got a 30 dolla phone. :confused: I mean if you need me to.. :hahaha: :facepalm: Folks so out of line.

  • whitty hutton

    Smother...not mother
    :cuss: phone posting

  • The Pearl!

    Say Whet, @WUT??? Maybe it was just an EXTREME close-up and it only LOOKS like it would kill you? But I don't blame you. Poon would never forgive you for lettin him ruin her.

  • The Pearl!

    Dub, YEW said half nelson...EYE said I would climb HIM, plant my flag and have my way with HIM. Then I'd prolly have to run off -- that is if I COULD run...limp off, more like it

  • Just Looking

    :waves @Fancy Nancy - Gal went to wine fest. Jose be a Gallon of water. 700 wines. :koolaid: I'm good on those beverages until Late May

  • whitty hutton

    Elephantitis if the dack
    :lol:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    Nann this week...ALl my fitted shirts said im fat, not even husky.. :hahaha: :rofl: :hug:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    AAWWWHEEEYALLNAW!!!!! HEUX DOWN!!! FLAG ON THE PLAY DIS IZ SOME
    _______________
    :crying: not heux down :rofl: Dont run Wut jump on and act like u have a hula hoop *shoop shoop* :buttshake:

  • The Pearl!

    Nancy, I'm gonna be back to my mature, demure self -- next post! Promise!

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    I would climb HIM, plant my flag
    ______

    You said he was Mount D!ck-em-manjaro :ghost:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    My kids was said she thought it was them baby toy cell phones ma..but they been tryna shade you so you know.

    **********

    :crying1: :crying1: Baby girl say they sell those at the dollar spot inTarget, how was she to know :shrug:
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    WhoDat says:

    Yeah he too big for half Nelsons @Pearl. Fugg around be unconscious like @Lurker wife. :no:
    _________________________

    :rofl: YALL DON'T FORGET SHYT!!!!

    And FYI, she was about 3 seconds from passing out. And those 3 seconds are a difference between an accident and premeditation. :coffee:

  • WhoDat

    Nann this week…ALl my fitted shirts said im fat, not even husky.. :hahaha: :rofl: :hug:
    ^^^^^
    You doing good then if it's only a week. Mine been talking ish for MONTHS. Like BISH we can only stretch but so MUCH. :sad:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    I think that I think this Baltimore mayor is a fukking idiot. :think:

  • Unshakable

    @OTB,

    Did you really jest font that guhl? I had to read that about 2 or 3 times to make sure I read that right Take me now, Lawd, and please play "I Shall Wear a Crown" at my fune. :ghost:

  • The Pearl!

    Mount D!ck-em-manjaro :ghost:
    *****
    :shame: :yes:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Whitty: not the players, they daddies :eek: they huge!

    Big boys grow up to be huge men

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    :wail: WUT finna be crip walkin foolin w/elephant man :wail:

  • The Pearl!

    Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2x5..BoomByeBye says:

    I would climb HIM, plant my flag
    ______
    You said he was Mount D!ck-em-manjaro :ghost:
    ****
    Watch the Marine-lovers come up in here and rode skowl us and say :cuss: It's Iwo Jima! :hahaha:

  • Unshakable

    @WhoDat,

    How about my pants said the same thing? Talmbout....unlike you, we don't get bigger.

    Got eem! :rofl:

  • WhoDat

    think that I think this Baltimore mayor is a fukking idiot
    ^^^^^
    She a new negro.

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    My kids was said she thought it was them baby toy cell phones ma..but they been tryna shade you so you know.
    --------------

    :casket:

  • The Pearl!

    Nancy Drew Ain't Studdin' You :yawn: says:

    :wail: WUT finna be crip walkin foolin w/elephant man :wail:
    *************
    You mean crip crawlin while her coochie sanging Drip-Drop..Drip-Drippity-Drop

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    First name is Genevieve...kinda :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

    Who Mariah pregnant for now?
    :eek:

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    Watch the Marine-lovers come up in here and rode skowl us and say It’s Iwo Jima!

    :yes: :lol:

  • whitty hutton

    @wut
    The pic may be deceiving. Who was that said they check out the penis size while kissing/making out? Maybe the pic is distorted. #helpful

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Hey Just-a-Lush! :waves: :koolaid:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Nann this week…ALl my fitted shirts said im fat, not even husky.. :hahaha:
    ____________________________

    *smooths comfy 'flowy' top gently over FUPA* :tea: :eek:

  • The Pearl!

    whitty hutton says:

    @wut
    The pic may be deceiving. Who was that said they check out the penis size while kissing/making out? Maybe the pic is distorted. #helpful
    *****
    :ido: , Alex

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    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Who Mariah pregnant for now?
    :eek:
    ---------

    The bartender :tea:

    Dubb she drink dark or light likka? :think:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Yeah Wut, did he put the dikk next to something for reference? They get the right angle, mess around and fool you. Think you getting a Febreeze can and instead its a bitten off twizzler :facepalm:

  • WhoDat

    Who Mariah pregnant for now?
    :eek:
    ^^^^^
    Dom Perignon
    Louis XIII (de Remy Martin)

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    Trying to figure out WHY Tyga has ALL that security with him? If someone walked up to me right now and wanted to give me a million dollars if I could tell them what songs he made or on the radio, I would be a broke a** because I couldn't even tell yah! I only associate him with Blac Chyna/Kylie Jenner unfortunately! :tea:

  • WhoDat

    @UF see 141. Get out my mine :sad: Bish prolly drank boff.

  • whitty hutton

    But fo' why it's a "bitten off" twizzler?? How come it can't be a plain ol twizzler?? :hahaha:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    *smooths comfy ‘flowy’ top gently over FUPA*

    *******

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    *shoop shoop* <---the sound WUT gonna make when she walk (IF she ever walk agane :wail: )

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Whitty, short AND skinnty :(

  • The Pearl!

    @Feline: Oooh-Rah! :winky:

  • whitty hutton

    And who the hell fukkin 'round wit niggas wit dycks big as Febreze cans?!? :shocked: cookie be "rurnt" frfr. :crying1:

  • The Pearl!

    whitty hutton says:

    But fo’ why it’s a “bitten off” twizzler?? How come it can’t be a plain ol twizzler?? :hahaha:
    *******
    Becuz if it were a full twizzler, that would imply that even tho he lacks girth (huskiness), he still has length.

  • http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=RaIuP6s3kUc felinelurker

    :wink:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    First name is Genevieve…kinda :lol:
    _______________________

    :love: Butter! mine is along the same lines... hush yo' mouf!

  • bama_n_jersey

    @Wut...I thought you liked them big though? :rofl: You saying he trying to have you out here looking like Jhonni Blaze?

    Oh and my name...y'all called it so much the last couple weeks on here..I was looking over my shoulders askign the air "how these heffas know my name" ...NO LIE....I almost answered the first time and then I realized who y'all were talking to :facepalm: so slow

  • whitty hutton

    :lol: @pearl

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    talkingwithtami says:

    Trying to figure out WHY Tyga has ALL that security with him? If someone walked up to me right now and wanted to give me a million dollars if I could tell them what songs he made or on the radio, I would be a broke a** because I couldn’t even tell yah! I only associate him with Blac Chyna/Kylie Jenner unfortunately!
    ______________
    Neither could he Tami and he only has 3 songs :cyring:

  • The Pearl!

    Well, did anyone buy that my name is Carmelita? I don't even font like a Carmelita, do I? Two big dacks to the first person who can correctly guess my real first name! (scrounges around in the lost dyck files in case I have to pay up)

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Why ya aint tell me dl hughley was on oprah couch snotting & crying? Oh cuz yall aint care? Oh ok :lol:

    His son got aspergers or sumn. Wonder why so many of these celeb babies be touched. Loominati must be took their good sperms and left them with the duds.

  • The Pearl!

    @Suga, you doin good to even KNOW how mannie songs he has. :yes:

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    In a meeting.. had to lean over and act like i had a joke to share w the boss?? Then I whispered Tell you later.. cause i couldnt stifle the laffter. This too murch.. pregnint from Dom :ghost: closing my screen GOOD DAY LMAOOO

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    did he put the dikk next to something for reference?
    _______________________

    she said show her the receipts :crying1: ...the dack facts! :ghost:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    y’all called it so much the last couple weeks on here..

    *********

    Felicia? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    First name is Genevieve…kinda :lol:
    _______________________
    :love: Butter! mine is along the same lines… hush yo’ mouf!
    =============
    Your name is probably how people pronounce my name without hearing me say it first :lol: Mama Butter is a Genevieve too. We're both Virgos, so it's only natural that I try for a Virgo girl child :grill:

    I told Honey Dip that she will be here 9 months after he moves here. We ain't wasting no time!

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Pearl is yo name Rumplestiltskin? What kinda game is this? :lol:

    Nan we already know yo name is Esmerelda :tea:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    whitty hutton says:

    @wut
    The pic may be deceiving. Who was that said they check out the penis size while kissing/making out? Maybe the pic is distorted. #helpful
    --------------
    Whitty...No deception. He is tall he has long thighs..shyt is over half his thigh and FAT...FUUUGGGGNAW :rofl:

  • The Pearl!

    Loominati must be took their good sperms and left them with the duds.
    ********
    Dammit, User! Just, dammit! :ha: :haha: (pre-illuminati sperm) laughing at the post-illuminati sperm)

  • bama_n_jersey

    Oh...and I was listening to the XM earlier. One of the Preachers in the B'More area said that he opened his church up for the kids 14-18 years old...going to tell them how to protest the way they were taught in previous years (he said before social media and in the olden days, they would hold meetings and then go out. Now with social media the kids are just going out and some (not all) don't know how to do it)..anyway..he said they were going to meet and they were going to take them out and make them (kids) clean up the area.

  • Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

    Oh wait.. and shoop shoop?? Disrespect to Whitney.. CRINE! @Nann

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    bama_n_jersey says:

    @Wut…I thought you liked them big though? :rofl: You saying he trying to have you out here looking like Jhonni Blaze?
    ---------------
    Bama, Girl Ill be walkin round with a lump on the top of my head people will ask if I hit my head on something Ill be like :no: Its because he went straight through me and hit my fukkin skull from the INSIDE!!!

  • The Pearl!

    :homo: <<<<<-------- actually the dud buzzer! Try agane, User!

  • bama_n_jersey

    Oh yea...of course the media is not going to show that part though.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Well, did anyone buy that my name is Carmelita?
    ________________________

    :hailnaw: :rofl: not today I didn't... Carmelita made me think of the Carmelite Nuns, so I knowed that warnt no nun fonting bout BBD :nono:

  • The Pearl!

    anyway..he said they were going to meet and they were going to take them out and make them (kids) clean up the area.
    *****
    Jamal Bryant

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    whitty hutton says:

    And who the hell fukkin ’round wit niggas wit dycks big as Febreze cans?!? :shocked: cookie be “rurnt” frfr. :crying1:
    ----------------
    :yes: I am not going to be walking down the street and have my loose inside just FALLL the fuk out cuz I been riding a stripper pole dyk!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Oh…and I was listening to the XM earlier. One of the Preachers in the B’More area said that he opened his church up for the kids 14-18 years old
    ============
    Was this Jamal Bryant? I heard him on the TJMS his morning.

  • whitty hutton

    Wut, u betta break that shyt off via email or text. I wouldn't eem risk another outing wit something that big.

    ...thru yo damn skull?!? :wail: :hailnaw:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    I told Honey Dip that she will be here 9 months after he moves here. We ain’t wasting no time!
    _________________________

    :crying1: :heart: :crying1:

  • The Pearl!

    Nancy Drew Ain't Studdin' You :yawn: says:

    Well, did anyone buy that my name is Carmelita?
    ________________________
    :hailnaw: :rofl: not today I didn’t… Carmelita made me think of the Carmelite Nuns, so I knowed that warnt no nun fonting bout BBD :nono:
    ***********
    :biggrin: I actually fooled around and c&p'd something in from an email and it had my gubment name...spelling and ALL. :no: I just didn't wanna leave Sharkeisha out there floundering all aroundst alone, so I made an offering. Again, I'm a giver.

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    VDot says:

    Yeah Wut, did he put the dikk next to something for reference? They get the right angle, mess around and fool you. Think you getting a Febreeze can and instead its a bitten off twizzler :facepalm:
    ----------------
    :smack: He had his WHOLE big as hands around the base and Ive been with him I know he got huge fukkin hands and it was still well over half hanging out... :wail: Im finna die cuz im so greedy I gotta try it...

  • whitty hutton

    I ain't intentionally sharing my gubment nathan...jess my personal preference when it comes to the innanets.

  • bama_n_jersey

    @VDot...wait let me check IG to see if'n it's there......nope, it's not. Listen it is not Felicia...but I promise you one day, y'all called that damn name so much. I didn't even post because I was scared.

    @Wut... :whistle: you got to know when to hold em, now when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run... RUN GIRL!!!!!

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    I told Honey Dip that she will be here 9 months after he moves here. We ain’t wasting no time!
    _________________________

    Yay! We getting another blog baby :yahoo:

  • whitty hutton

    @wut
    What city/state u in so I can read bout u in your local paper...news of the weird section. :lol:

  • iWasteTime

    Pearl giving
    Counseling
    Encouragement and
    Her Government :lol:

  • bama_n_jersey

    :thinking: I can't remember if it was Jamaal or not. I listened to his interview last night though

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    The Pearl! says:

    Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn: says:

    :wail: WUT finna be crip walkin foolin w/elephant man :wail:
    *************
    You mean crip crawlin while her coochie sanging Drip-Drop..Drip-Drippity-Drop
    --------------
    So we talking over the phone and Im bragging say yeah I got a HIGH sex drive when I turn on you better be ready cuz Imma take ya down sucka! He was like :yawn: really...well so you say..I was like really gone put it on yah...Like BAM BAM BAM...(ding pic pops up)...I was like :shocked: Um...well..see..I errr... let me call you beck...click.. :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Yay! We getting another blog baby :yahoo:
    ==========
    :wait: He doesn't even have a job here and we still have 6 months before he picks up and move. :thinking: September 2016, we will have another blog baby.

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    Bama name is Peach Nehi :eyeroll: everybody know that

  • The Pearl!

    :wail: Im finna die cuz im so greedy I gotta try it…
    ****
    Welp! Don't give him no Head...Doctor! :rofl: Show up missing teef, half yo jawbone, with a peezy scalp!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Nef :hahaha: that was SugarFoot disrespectin Nippy talking bout WUT doing and hoola hoop singing shoop-shoop :ghost:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    whitty hutton says:

    @wut
    What city/state u in so I can read bout u in your local paper…news of the weird section. :lol:
    ------------
    Betta yet watch for the next episode of Sex sent me to the ER! :rofl:

    Dr to 6feet: How she die?
    6feet: On toppa meh!
    :rofl:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    whitty hutton says:

    @wut
    What city/state u in so I can read bout u in your local paper…news of the weird section. :lol:
    ------------

    She finna be on Sex sent me to the ER. :yes:

    Then she gone be a blog post :haha:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    *holds heat lamp to User's shoe and watches it melt* :eek:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    The Pearl! says:

    :wail: Im finna die cuz im so greedy I gotta try it…
    ****
    Welp! Don’t give him no Head…Doctor! :rofl: Show up missing teef, half yo jawbone, with a peezy scalp!
    --------------
    Bytch will get a root canal and a tonsillectomy in one swoop...

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    :lolsign:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    User Friendly says:

    whitty hutton says:

    @wut
    What city/state u in so I can read bout u in your local paper…news of the weird section. :lol:
    ————

    She finna be on Sex sent me to the ER. :yes:

    Then she gone be a blog post :haha:
    --------------
    I just said this :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Welp! Don’t give him no Head…Doctor! :rofl: Show up missing teef, half yo jawbone, with a peezy scalp!
    =============
    :ghost:

  • MisUnderstood

    :newpost: L'Beyonce tryna catch Sean (pronounced seen) out there

  • iWasteTime

    Um…well..see..I errr… let me call you beck…click.. :kona:
    --------------------
    :rofl:
    You gonna hit him with a lets be friends? :rofl:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    Nancy Drew Ain't Studdin' You :yawn: says:

    Nef :hahaha: that was SugarFoot disrespectin Nippy talking bout WUT doing and hoola hoop singing shoop-shoop :ghost:
    ---------------
    See for real IF I try it...I would definitely have to be on top to control how much...best believe I will be in the bed WITH some TIMBERLANDS ON! My azz aint gone fukk up and slip and he stab my heart :nono:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Dr to 6feet: How she die?
    6feet: On toppa meh!
    :rofl:
    __________________

    :ghost:

  • Meme81

    Mariah Carey lookin' like a Vienna sausage. Just go a half size up Mimi, it won't hurt.