Amber Rose and Blac Chyna

Chronically single socialites Amber Rose, right, and Blac Chyna were spotted on the streets of Los Angeles wearing body suits and riding 3 wheel CanAm motorcycles. Both women are actively seeking sponsors, preferably famous ones, so they can stay relevant.
Photos: SPW/Splash News

Jay Z

Hip hop mogul Jay Z was all smiles in NYC yesterday, despite the dismal failure of his recently launched TIDAL app. In a scathing article published on Bloomberg.com, writer Devin Leonard raked Jay Z over the coals. It was a hit piece that described the downfall of a businessman once considered so influential that he counted billionaire Warren Buffet among his friends. “They totally blew it by bringing out a bunch of millionaires and billionaires … and then having them all complain about not being paid,” said Ben Gibbard, of the rock group Death Cab for Cutie.

Jay Z’s only hope to save TIDAL from financial ruin was a partnership with Sprint. But in a carefully worded statement, Sprint CEO Marcelo Claure said Sprint and its parent company Softbank were not making an investment in Tidal and that any talks Jay Z had with Claure were purely platonic. “It is NOT a financial investment or exclusive partnership,” said Claure.

But most damaging of all is the fact that Jay Z has no distribution deal with Sony Records, meaning his wife Beyonce’s music may soon be pulled from TIDAL. That would be a crushing blow to Jay Z’s business, man.
Photos: @PapcultureNYC and Splash News

EJ Johnson attends NAMI Hope and Grace Fund Stigma Free Lunch EJ Johnson attends NAMI Hope and Grace Fund Stigma Free Lunch

Is it just me, or does Magic Johnson‘s gender bending son EJ Johnson looks sickly? EJ attended NAMI’s Stigma Free Lunch Sponsored By Hope And Grace Fund at The District Restaurant on May 28, 2015 in Los Angeles on Thursday. Also attending the event was Natasha Bedingfield (pink hair).
Photos: London Entertainment and AdMedia/Splash


  • LuLu

    LOOK AT JAY! THINK I’M GOING TO TRY THAT VEGAN DIET HMMMMMMM

  • luVn_liFe…

    SEAN can GET it any day ALL DAY!!! :bounce: I :love: him

  • MissHarlem

    Just you he lost weight

  • iWasteTime

    Is it just me, or does Magic Johnson‘s gender bending son EJ Johnson looks sickly?
    ————————-
    It’s just you 😆
    He is snatched, perched, beat, chiseled (shout to Nefi) and Fit

  • luVn_liFe…

    look at YT dude possibly Jays bodyguard checking him out 😮 dafuGG
    :kiss: stankBUGG

  • MissHarlem

    LUVN :hug:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Kinda loving slim jigga @LuVie. Hmm. 😆

  • iWasteTime

    Chanel Jacket, pearls and purse :nun:
    That boi killing it!

  • LuLu

    EJ looks really good, im too small to get the surgery but I would in a heartbeat!

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Tooo much weight too soon @Sandra?

    His face doing the JHud face..

  • MissHarlem

    OTB :hunch:

  • WhoDat

    Look at DerekEJ.

    He saying team THIS with his eyes.

    @Harlem. Getcho fine self over here and gimme a hug :hug: *feels Harlem up a lil bit*

  • TruGemini

    EJ looks good. That weight loss surgery doesn’t have him looking ragged and pitiful.

  • WhoDat

    OTB :hunch:
    ^^^^^^^^
    :brokenheart:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    And EJ, 😮 Me nor COCO here for the bowtie + the pearls. Get a peral bowtie bruh. Your daddy reesh.

    :casket: <– Coco. Cause he forgot to look in the mirra and take one thing off. :confused:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    I love Jay’s smile :heart:

  • Just Looking

    Winds blows and here I come.

    :tea: Whatcha talkn about? :popcorn:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    MissNewYawk :wave: <— bra I just flung far and wide :kiss: :hump:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiALdvRJZyo Milanisti

    EJ is looking WAAAYYY healthier than before he got “the surgery”. He looks good, let him be :nun:

    Amber & Blac Chyna :shrugs:

  • WhoDat

    Winds blows and here I come.
    :tea: Whatcha talkn about? :popcorn:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Womens wear for men

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    They are so desperate with it that they chase the sponsors down as quick as they meet um. I remember Amber actually doing press interviews during the week that she “dated” James Harden. I quickly swirved her.

    Then last week Chyna doing dang lovey dovey videos with the boxing dude that she met 5 minutes earlier. They frfr hoes on a mission. Amber ain’t gone attrack no quality sponsors in that get up.

    Jay smilin cause he really really rich.

    No EJ don’t look sickly. He Gone Wit Da Wind fabulous. :nun:

  • LuLu

    amber rose fake boobs couldnt hold up in that tight lime green spandex dress?

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    :phew: who is fittin EJ with all that Chanel tho? 😮 :rofl: :kona:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Oh thas Natasha B.. she looks..british.. :)

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    I meant James swirved her. I did too, but I was talkin bout him. :coffee:

  • luVn_liFe…

    Kinda loving slim jigga
    :huh:
    I would neva. . . . well I did say the otha day LBJ was FIONE azz hayle
    :ido: <-says sawrry

  • Unshakable

    @JL,

    Welp, for a minute it was testimony time, and Wut is in the Valley of Decision, Dubb is at her baseline, as per usual (she cuttin up :rofl: ) and Butta may order so.e LaPerla sxo she can know whet it feels like for 10 seconds…..everyone is chillin. Basically. :yes:

  • iWasteTime

    I love Jay’s smile :heart:
    ————–
    I love Jay :heart:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    Well EJ said he wants to get to the point where people wonder if he sick so…EJ, you’re on your way buddy :thumbsup:

    Amber…Blac Vietnam…OK… :tea:

    In reference to expensive under garments…I prefer Agent Provacateur. DF digs their stuff too…but he also thinks $20 crotchless fishnet body stockings are sexy as hell so :shrug:

  • whitty hutton

    He don’t look sick but he got a wonky eye! :blink: and he prolly hungry as hell.

    Jay-Z still has high-powered friends teaching him how to make power moves. He ain’t pressed.

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Winds blows and here I come.

    Whatcha talkn about?

    ___________

    😆 You nii. :hug: WHat chu got goings on? I got some graduating chirrens just hanging around the office for a sec for I start the festivities.

  • WhoDat

    Why Natasha hair pank? Hated it.

  • MissHarlem

    DUBB :hunch: :kiss:

    JUST :hug:

    Feeling randy :coffee:

  • Simple person

    this is sooo sad!

  • whitty hutton

    Shake
    Whatever u decide, do not allow the surgeon to use a morcillator during the procedure to remove the fibroids. There was a report on the news that when the fibroids are broken up (using the morcellator) that the uterus is exposed to trace amounts of cancerous cells in the fibroids, causing uterine cancer down the line.

    Yours sound too big for UFE (uterine fibroid embolization) so they will prolly suggest hysterectomy or myomectomy.  :praying: for u

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    well I did say the otha day LBJ was FIONE azz hayle
    ______

    *K Michelle shakes the table* :angry: :wail: Thanks for apologizing! Im so sorry I wont “see” Jay no mo!

  • luVn_liFe…

    why ambruh have that bra on like that. . . or that alphet? :huh:

    that is SEW Tacky

  • iWasteTime

    Amber and BC have years before they “need” another sponsor.
    They got LA child support and know a lot about they BD’s that I’m sure they’ll pay to keep between them.
    I know Chyna know about Tyga and Laverne

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    He ain’t pressed.
    ___

    Not even a shirt. 😆

  • Unshakable

    @MsHarlem,

    Even though you left me out of your harem, I won’t take it as a slight. I will perceive it as I’m in my own category. :hahaha: How are you love? :hug:

  • MissHarlem

    Crotchless undies is the chit and very comfortable might I add. Might wear the full body stocking tonight :thinking:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    They look legit hideous and I cant even hardly see Chyna but :shrug: I mean do I need to

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    I got some graduating chirrens just hanging around the office for a sec for I start the festivities.
    _________________________________________________

    awww so essitin! :bounce: :happy: congrats grads! :woot: :confetti:

  • Unshakable

    @iWaste,

    But iono bout Ty and Verne, sxo skool me please. Thank you. :yes:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    this is sooo sad!
    __

    You in the right century post sis? :shrug:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Is that my OTBAYBAY :boobs: :lick: :kiss: :hug: ?!?!?!

  • MissHarlem

    SHAKE :hug: blame phone posting not me :hug:

  • WhoDat

    I got some graduating chirrens
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Wait plural? I missed this? Congrats to em :yahoo:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Crotchless undies is the chit and very comfortable might I add. Might wear the full body stocking tonight
    _______

    Im down. :think: Sexy for sexy. *slow chair twerk*

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Might wear the full body stocking tonight

    *********

    Oh really? 😮

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    I know Chyna know about Tyga and Laverne

    _______

    WHALE DAMN :ghost:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    I know Chyna know about Tyga and Laverne
    ____________________________

    :ghost:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    Lol, that’s my point Harlem. Men don’t REALLY care. That money we, well I, spend on expensive shyt is because I really like it. He’s excited by the inexpensive shyt…or just be naked, which is free 😆

  • OpinionHated

    Amber and Chyna look horrid – I hate to see peoples bra’s – you do know they make a gazillion types of bras for every style of top…. tacky azz ho’s….

    EJ and those like him make me sick to my stomach – I don’t care if you gay but why you got to dress like a dang she man… confused azz soul….

    EJ don’t look as sick as Jigga does – dark circles – frail demeanor.. he looks calcium depleted….

  • MissHarlem

    OTB I need to see a pic of graduate lil otb :yes:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Why Natasha hair pank? Hated it.
    __

    COsign..I usually like pank hair..ahe too pink and her teef too yella.

  • WhoDat

    You in the right century
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I just fuggin refreshed and quickly flatlined. DNR

    ^^^____________________ :dead:

    Harriet Tubman her classmate yo?

  • iWasteTime

    UNShake
    Word on the skreet is that Ty like the company of lady boi’s :tea:

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle says:

    Tooo much weight too soon @Sandra?

    His face doing the JHud face..
    **************************

    His mama and daddy big jawwed. He could get down to anorexic and his jaws always gone look like dat. Like Romor Willis.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Thanks for apologizing! Im so sorry I wont “see” Jay no mo!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
    Girl I just Yelped :dead:

  • Just Looking

    :waves @ Dubb, Unshakable and Rich Dolla Mac :winky:

    Womens men wear?

    J lost weight, EJ pearl Necklace I want it, but my checking and savings ain’t set up like that ret now. :sad:

    EJ face ain’t go a razor bump in sight. He been getting scrubbing, lazed and peeled. :yes:

    I’m going just brought my newest coupon for laser, I’m thinking this should be my last go around. This is my 3rd treatment in 8 years. They so painful, but beards are so unattractive.

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    :kiss: to the HOTTEST SPOT on DOT :hump: :hug: HELLUR!!!! :facegrab:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    You in the right century post sis? :shrug:
    ___________________________________

    *WITCH CACKLES!* :hahaha: :crying1: :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    @HarlemShakah,

    Ok….that sounds good….i’ll take that…..please stop using mci and get on a more viable network, like verizon or at&t.

    Alexander Graham Bell

  • MissHarlem

    V :kiss: yup that one

    MOD exactly which is why I don’t spend much on it anymore

  • Miany

    hey yall… Im sorry but these schools need to stop the fuggery…we aint get no dayum ceremony all for being promoted from grade 3 to grade 4…..when since??? If yall don’t stop the fuggery…just burnin up my lil PTO fah the bull :rollseyes:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Wait plural? I missed this? Congrats to em
    ________

    5th, 8th, 12th 😆 Yall know how I feel about them lower grade grads.. 😮 :hahaha: :eyeroll: :shank:

    8th grader acting like she shoff nuff headed to college.. working my lastt! :oldman:

  • MissHarlem

    SHAKE 😆 I hate phone posting ugh. Can’t wait until our floor is completely renovated

  • WhoDat

    Awe @OTB. them some milestones. :yes: We still taking our round the world vacation after we graduate the 4th (mine) and 5th graders (yourn)? :rofl:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    His mama and daddy big jawwed. He could get down to anorexic and his jaws always gone look like dat. Like Romor Willis.
    _

    Bird when you come thru with that truth I just respect it. :rofl: :rofl: Rumer is soooooooooooo 😐 . SHe do look like demi..with her glasses on and her head tilted 45 to the rightish.. :no: jaws just huge! Thas exactly what EJ face do! cot damn. Revelations. 😆

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    hey yall… Im sorry but these schools need to stop the fuggery…we aint get no dayum ceremony all for being promoted from grade 3 to grade 4…..when since??? If yall don’t stop the fuggery…just burnin up my lil PTO fah the bull

    ___

    I just cried real tears. Actually they wont fall cause im so choked up. Speak life SIs. :crying1: :rofl: :rofl:

  • Unshakable

    @Harlem,

    Tell me about it. Especially when the phone sends the msg prematurely, or does autocorreck. :smack:

  • luVn_liFe…

    8th grader acting like she shoff nuff headed to college.. working my lastt!
    :hahaha:

    See MIAny in #66 right above yew lol

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    I know Chyna know about Tyga and Laverne
    ___________
    :crying: :rofl:

    Werk EJ :nun: His shoes aint even gangsta leaning no mo :no:

  • MissHarlem

    Yall gonna have me in here talking to myself :waiting: I can’t sext so I’m left to font. Sads

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Bey, I’m getting some “sleepwear.” I got a couple last week for our trip so I didn’t know if I should the weekend too. Unshake said yes, so I went to La Perla. It wasn’t slutty enough :no:

    My girl Vicki never disappoints. Last week I had one this lace body suit with thong bottoms. I was in bed by the time Honey Dip came in, but in the morning he was like, “Get back over here so I can plow you through that headboard.” :ashamed:

  • WhoDat

    His shoes aint even gangsta leaning no mo :no:
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    :chase:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Butter! :shocked: :hahaha: :phew: carry on… :tea:

  • Unshakable

    I think those graduation ceremonies are cool! Now I will agree with that….burning through pto ain’t the busi ess, sxo you have to plan ahead…..for sxo in your case, it will be 2 or 3 days each year….per kid per graduation. :hahaha:

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Lil Wayne’s tour bus was allegedly shot up by a guy who has very close ties to Wayne’s rival, Young Thug … TMZ has learned.

    Atlanta PD got an arrest warrant for the suspect, Jimmy Carlton Winfrey, on May 21 … and he’s been charged with aggravated assault, terroristic threats, possession of a firearm by a felon, and criminal gang activity.

    We’re told by multiple sources in Atlanta that Winfrey has been Young Thug’s road manager — which is incredibly relevant since Thug’s been in a very public feud with Wayne for months.

    Thug released a mixtape called “Tha Carter 6” — mocking Wayne’s long delayed album — but changed it to “Barter 6” when he was threatened with a lawsuit.

    TMZ broke the story … Wayne’s bus got blasted back in April as he was leaving a club gig in Atlanta. Police say Winfrey was trying to gain status in the Bloods by “committing a high profile shooting of a rival rap artist.”

    **********************************

    Time to let that beef go Wayne. Might want to consider stepping away from that childish gang affiliation too. Bein a martyr ain’t nearly as cute as it sound.

  • whitty hutton

    5th, 8th, 12th  Yall know how I feel about them lower grade grads..    

    8th grader acting like she shoff nuff headed to college.. working my lastt! 
    —————
    Congratulations mama! :yahoo: I kno yall have a ball together!

  • Unshakable

    @Butta,

    Guhl, you betta gone head, witcha nassy self! :rofl:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    We still taking our round the world vacation after we graduate the 4th (mine) and 5th graders (yourn)?
    ________

    Yes!!! I need to put these shoes out my cart on DSW huh 😆 Damn. Thank you. Thats what friends is for. 😆 :chase:

  • MonaLisaSlim

    Amber looks like a 90s chicken head in that green spandex body suit. And to add insult to injury she has on a tan bra? The most unsexy undergarment color. I don’t get it.

    EJ looks good, I must admit

    Nothing for Jay Z

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    If you want smutty La Perla isn’t it. Check out Agent Provacateur :yes:

  • WhoDat

    Man I use so much PTO fuggin with Dub10. I am glad as HAIL Dub20 is graduated now. Both of em together was something SPECIAL. :no: And we GET 4 days a year…thats not even in our regular cache for kids school events etc!

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    I can plow you through that headboard.”
    __________

    😮 HeadborT. :heart: Stay strong Sis :rofl:

  • SummerBaby

    5th, 8th, 12th Yall know how I feel about them lower grade grads..
    8th grader acting like she shoff nuff headed to college.. working my lastt!
    ——————–
    Congrats!

  • kamadiva

    Who making these Women Wear for Men…as most designers don’t go above a 10…if that! but I guess for the right coinage, Chanel will churn out a size 20 for EJ.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    :offtopic: :sigh: this dude in here coughing up a storm (and potentially a lung) and steady handling all the reference binders we ALL have to share* :facepalm: what is um gone do?! :confused:
    :think: I bet I bring me some latex gloves in here!
    FUGG FOLKS FEELINGS 2015!!! :rolleyes:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Thanks you guys! :woot: Im packin gem up shipping em out. Yearly plans. :hahaha: The big TODO is next week. 18. She gradzilla right now too. 😮 Looking for her dress. I said you gonna have on a gown..this aint prom. Black dresses everywhere but not the one she “looking for” :facepalm:
    .
    .
    .
    :crying1:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Chanel will churn out a size 20 for EJ.
    _______

    Now you know.. he aint no 16? I was gone say 16. :dead: :ghost:
    .
    .
    .Yall have a good one! :hug: :kiss: Happy Weekend!

  • MissHarlem

    OTB I just brought two pairs from dsw but I had coupons. Stay strong 😆

  • kamadiva

    I used to pack up ManChile the week after school get out….and he wold come back the week b4 school starts! Summers belonged to me!

    I wish I could pack LilDiva up (BARE-LEE) and send her somewhere…but Paris and Ivory Coast too far for my baby to go without me!!

  • Sea Voo Play

    Amber and that :buttshake: :phew:

    Ej you looking fierce hunny!! Now if Precious would follow in your footsteps to becoming a new and better and healthier her… :nun:

  • WhoDat

    You coulda had my DSW birthday coupon. Its expired nah.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    She gradzilla right now too. 😮
    ___________________________

    :hahaha: :heart:

    if’n you aint here later, enjoy your babies Nef! :love: (im bout to go to popeyes… :kona: 😳 )

  • luVn_liFe…

    THOSE TWO up there need to hit the gym. . . JUST a smidge

  • kamadiva

    @UnShake – I :pray: all goes well for you!!!

  • kamadiva

    :cosign: on whom-so-ever said Amber could have found a better bra!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    JUST a smidge
    ______________________________

    :crying1: you so kind Luvie :hahaha:

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Stephen A Smith is a coon. No one reason. He just is.

  • Unshakable

    @Kama,

    Thank you love. Will keep you updated if you’d like. How is your life going? Do tell *pats seat next to me*

  • WhoDat

    Stephen A Smith is a coon. No one reason. He just is.
    ^^^^^^^
    Ive hated him for a LONG time. He really pist me off about the battered women need to stop provoking men. Around this SAME time last year.

  • luVn_liFe…

    Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn: says:

    JUST a smidge
    ______________________________

    :crying1: you so kind Luvie :hahaha:
    HAHAHA

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    First time in a long time that Amber disappointed me. :wtf: she got going on.

    EJ got one of them big/little faces. A lot of face meat, but small face parts all scrunched in the middle. They scare me. :yes:

    :thinks: He lose any more weight, he’s going to look like a lollipop.

  • MissHarlem

    NANCY idgaf bout folks feelings when you are endangering my health with your nasty ass germs :nono: I tell strangers bout themselves too idgaf. Told my coworker the other day don’t lick your fingertip to separate papers and hand them to me. Idc

  • kamadiva

    <—Sliding beside UnShake

    All is well…..waylaminna – my sis wanna come stay wit me for 30 days wit 2 of her B A kids…cos she moved out her place to move in with her GF (yea…GF)…and that shyt didn't work…. Hell, Stevie Wonder saw that coming..it wasn't working when they dated the first time!

    *sigh*

  • MissHarlem

    Stephen been wack. No news there. I admit I liked his short lived talk show on espn bout 5 yrs ago

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    He always riding someone sack. Always. Lebron, Mayweather. Dude. These fools don’t care bout you.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Sooo, hubby got the cops called on us yesterday 😐

    I went off on this lady, I mean AWF, cuz she was a pure azzhole with no customer service skills, and this fool tapped himself into the ring. Just went all the way AWF. Then the lady hopped on the :cell: tawkin bout she callin the po-po. Then this fool grabbed up a chair, sat down, and said, “Don’t worry, I’ll wait.” :facepalm:

    He really does :love: me.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Those kids who graduate HS 11, 12,13, etc., I sovser how they really feel. Like you can’t stay on campus, do other college stuff. I mean I think they are awesome, but do they peak?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Check out Agent Provacateur :yes:
    =========
    Thanks boo. I needed to find something on the ground since I’m leaving right after work.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    Sooo, hubby got the cops called on us yesterday 😐

    I went off on this lady, I mean AWF, cuz she was a pure azzhole with no customer service skills, and this fool tapped himself into the ring. Just went all the way AWF. Then the lady hopped on the :cell: tawkin bout she callin the po-po. Then this fool grabbed up a chair, sat down, and said, “Don’t worry, I’ll wait.” :facepalm:

    He really does

    —-
    Now we ain’t got no money to see to Free Yourself Bail Bonds.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    lovezoe says:

    Sooo, hubby got the cops called on us yesterday 😐
    I went off on this lady, I mean AWF, cuz she was a pure azzhole with no customer service skills, and this fool tapped himself into the ring. Just went all the way AWF. Then the lady hopped on the :cell: tawkin bout she callin the po-po. Then this fool grabbed up a chair, sat down, and said, “Don’t worry, I’ll wait.” :facepalm:
    He really does
    —-
    Now we ain’t got no money to see to Free Yourself Bail Bonds.
    ______________

    :rofl: That’s what I said to his azz. Knowing damn well ain’t nobody comin to get both of our azzes. 😆

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    😮 HeadborT. :heart: Stay strong Sis :rofl:
    =========
    That’s aight. I’m going to get my get-back this weekend. I’m going to tell him to finesse it. Shout out to @Wut!

  • kamadiva

    Then this fool grabbed up a chair, sat down, and said, “Don’t worry, I’ll wait.” :facepalm:

    He really does :love: me.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :ROFL:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Then this fool grabbed up a chair, sat down, and said, “Don’t worry, I’ll wait.” :facepalm:
    =========
    He’s the real MVP :champ:

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    Somebody chile At my son school name Ikea :)

    Somebody spells Bryant as Briayant

    Where whitty? I know she would just luv it :love:

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    Butta getchu some rene rofe. He makes stuff at our size & price point, which i think we are the same. I met rene once. He said :thumbsup:

    I got two pretty boxes full just waiting for their moment

  • Unshakable

    @Kama,

    Is a miracle supposin to happen in 30 days? :think:

    I’ve also learnt along the way that some peepa can’t see the forest for the trees. Some hafta sit in the paint before they realize it is indeed wet.

    As for HER kids in YOUR HOUSE:

    1.You pay the bills in YOUR HOUSE
    2.You make rules in the house in which you pay bills.
    3.If A GUEST doesn’t like 1 and 2, kindly show them to the door.

    Simpa as that. Defecate or evacuate. Can’t have musconduck in your house. No God Jehovah Jirah. :nono:

  • Unshakable

    @Menace,

    Sxo whet happened when she “faux dialed” the po po?

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    My son has NOTHING BUT AIR in his bookbag but he goes to the stage with it on to collect all his awards :facepalm: im finna snatch it!

    Wait who baby named Bobbye? 😆 whats that E for?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Unshakable says:

    @Menace,
    Sxo whet happened when she “faux dialed” the po po?
    ____________________

    Faux-dialed??? Nah, that bish dialed, and them fukkas came too. :yes: Two YT, one Black. I explained the sitcheeashun, hubby hopped in and said what he said, and they agreed with us for once :shocked: After all was settled, we left, I went back later that evening, peeked in the door and said, “joke was on you BIATCH :haha:

  • kamadiva

    @UnShake – you preaching to the choir….she alreadyt knows how it goes down at my crib! ION know what she gone do in 30 days, but on day 31..she won’t be within my 4 walls!

  • Unshakable

    @User,

    The “E” is for extra :tea:

  • Unshakable

    @Kama,

    But peepa stay sleep though. Come thru Sway, come thru. :tea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    Butta getchu some rene rofe.
    =========
    :pc:

  • iWasteTime

    So meek and nicki on they way out ?

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    Or cosabella, buttabean.

    U dont like VS?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    iWasteTime says:

    So meek and nicki on they way out ?
    ____________________________

    I never believed that they were in. Well, she wasn’t in, but he was 😆

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Safaree and K. Michelle, playing “Let’s Make Nicki Mad.” 😆

  • iWasteTime

    Safaree and K. Michelle, playing “Let’s Make Nicki Mad.” 😆
    —————
    :rofl:
    I bet she :cell: Suckafree 8 times a day

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

    What Nicki and em doing now?

  • kamadiva

    Meek done said they ain’t engaged….

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    EJ got one of them big/little faces. A lot of face meat, but small face parts all scrunched in the middle. They scare me.
    _____________
    So u giving him the big face award :trophy:

    :rofl:

  • kamadiva

    …Nicki might ..or might not be wearing ring he supposedly gave her :tea:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Str8tUpMenace says:

    iWasteTime says:

    So meek and nicki on they way out ?
    ____________________________

    I never believed that they were in. Well, she wasn’t in, but he was

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Safaree and K. Michelle, playing “Let’s Make Nicki Mad.”
    ________________
    Me either :no: They looked so outta place in that pic at the fight with Da Carters :( Someone said they were lined up in the order of their net worth and of course Meek was at the end :crying:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    iWasteTime says:

    Safaree and K. Michelle, playing “Let’s Make Nicki Mad.” 😆
    —————
    :rofl:
    I bet she :cell: Suckafree 8 times a day
    __________________

    :yes: Prolly already wrote a song bout his azz, too.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Nicki fulla pure hog shat with this Meek Mill thing. Every pose, seems fake like her azz. And that dumb azz look she always has in the pics. That “Wait til Safaree sees this” look

    :nono: <—-not buying it

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Amber your starting to look a little sloppy by the azz :tea:

  • Just Looking

    We still in here. All I had was my shake, I need a salad.

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    NeNe’s mansion is nice and unlike Sheree’s its finished :coffee:

  • iWasteTime

    :yes: Prolly already wrote a song bout his azz, too.
    ———————-
    :yes:
    Sad part is, Suckafree’ll have her back in a heart beat.

  • MissHarlem

    With a bed and not an air mattress :coffee: wonder how Sheree lot of dirt is coming along

  • MonaLisaSlim

    @ kama uuuuuugh…that’s such an awkward thing. It’s like you want to help family out but at what cost? 30 days sounds like wishful thinking.

  • MonaLisaSlim

    @ missharlem…hey girl, how is your day going?

  • whitty hutton

    Somebody chile At my son school name Ikea 

    Somebody spells Bryant as Briayant

    Where whitty? I know she would just luv it 
    ——————
    :wail: BUT FO’ WHYYYYY do folks do this kinda shyt?!? **stomps off** :cuss:

  • whitty hutton

    NeNe’s mansion is nice and unlike Sheree’s its finished
    ———-
    Jess plain mean! 😆

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    @ Harlem the same :rofl: Sheree was on Millionaire Matchmaker talking about she wanted a regular rich guy 😥

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :tea:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    whitty hutton says:

    NeNe’s mansion is nice and unlike Sheree’s its finished
    ———-
    Jess plain mean!
    ______________
    What :shrug: LOL she still has some cosmetics to do based on the pics but at least she has a foundation, doors, walls, and shyt :crying:

  • whitty hutton

    @user
    You already know the jokes a child named IKEA is enduring as we speak. Damn…I’d BOL or giggle in my hand if my child asked me if Ikea could come over after school. The momma gotta be a frickin SPED for that shyt! Po baby! Sheesh! :sad:

  • iWasteTime

    who child named IKEA :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

    U dont like VS?
    ==========
    Vicki is alright in my book. Just as smutty and colorful as I am :yes:

  • MissHarlem

    SUGAR girl she need to quit life like that house quit her

  • whitty hutton

    Sheddup timewaster!! I’m tryna keep it together in this damn long ass meeting.

  • whitty hutton

    See…tryna lol in silence and forgot my emote. :hahaha:

  • MOBtown

    Hi, :newbie: (Technically. Had a login for months but first time using.) @Cali saw your question from earlier and some fonters said your friend was lying. Don’t know if it was cleared up but just wanted to let you know that what he said is true. Military personnel can sign out of the military and have a five year reserve period where they don’t report for one wkend/month, 2 wks/yr but if chit hits the fan (war) they can be reactivated and deployed active duty. Also during that period, because they are still technically in the military they can choose to re-enlist, otherwise they just fade to black at the end of the five year period.

  • kamadiva

    :peace: I’m out Good People! Be Safe and have a great weekend!

    We still ain’t got that GoFundMe info… :waiting:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    SugarFoot says:

    @ Harlem the same :rofl: Sheree was on Millionaire Matchmaker talking about she wanted a regular rich guy 😥
    _____________________________

    Well, that regular rich guy she looking fo, prolly wants a woman with a regular womanly face and not a woman with a face that looks like it benches 250 plus with an actual chateau that she calls home and not a landfill. :coffee:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :woohoo: I AM Finished working for today, now time to REALLY play work!
    :yes:

  • SummerBaby

    :popcorn:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    I just watched that Lil Mama video and I like it :danban: She can still dance her azz off :yes:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    @ Menance :dead: She just has a skrong facial structure :kona:

    :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I see you Jay :kiss:
    :love:
    :heart:

    Gone Birl (to EJ) :woot:

    That’s all I got :tea:

  • zeta4lif

    :popcorn:

    @HARLEMSHAKEER 😉 I see ya!!!

    BRB

  • zeta4lif

    @LOVEZ :warning: U GOT MAIL!!!

  • zeta4lif

    JUST LOGGED IN FOR A MINUTE TO SAY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND ROSAYS :cheer:

  • Just Looking

    zeta4lif says:

    @JL :warning: U GOT MAIL!!!

    _______________
    Thanks

    :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :cheer: :party:
    For the OTBees :heart:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    SugarFoot says:

    @ Menance :dead: She just has a skrong facial structure :kona:
    :crying:
    _______________________

    I’m just saying, just picture the scream mask that just came home from a 5 year bid in jail. That’s Sheree’s face. :sad:

  • zeta4lif

    @JL :chase: this heffa stole kisses yesterday (didn’t think I seen that didchu’) and now you stealing mail :hahaha:

    how r u beautiful, and don’t make me laugh, MR Z, done already asked me what I’m smiling about

    ME: Something that happened at work today :biggrin:

  • zeta4lif

    :buttshake: (one time for the OTB”S) with @DTS :danban: (watch the footwork nah)

  • MissHarlem

    ZETA :hug: hey boo

    Ummm JUST how many tines you gonna ignore me :eyeroll:

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    kamadiva says:

    :peace: I’m out Good People! Be Safe and have a great weekend!
    We still ain’t got that GoFundMe info… :waiting:
    ——
    Our money is no good here :nono: Wut prolly den called up the dope boy from couple weeks back. She be aiight :yes:

    :whistle: hey wassup hello….

  • zeta4lif

    @HARLEM go byke up and read, I jess fonted to ya’ :spank:

    nah here :weed:

    girl, I am higher than a giraffe’s azz rhet now :danban:

    2:31pm on a Friday in the year 2015 of my Lord

  • zeta4lif

    @UF u may want to refill your gravi I done kilt that. 😆

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    I have zero motivation to even move right now. I need a nap…

  • DYmondgurl

    Zeta! iont drank per se *sniggles* if i dew it’s a rita on the rocks or messcan martini 😉

    BUT a chic show dew cheF :smoke:

    *looks at the time all pissT* 😡

    I want awf werk :tears:

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl: I was rolling my eyes at JUST LOOKING because apparently she ain’t looking lol. ZETA take a pull for me as I have to wait 2 hrs

  • iWasteTime

    someone last day today.
    He done had the lady that is supposed to walk him out and get his badge here for 48 minutes.!
    Leave White man :peace: Chuck two

  • zeta4lif

    *snatches my good “bud” back from HARLEM, and passes to @DYMond*

    hold it until u get off, and I’m dranking some wine rhet nah

    :whistle:

    “EYES STAY LO FROM THEY CHEEFIN”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    SON :woot:
    COOKING :kiss:
    Jennnnyyyyyyy :yahoo:
    I see you Z4L :dance:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    *WUTS SEXY TIP OF THE DAY!* :cheers:

    OKAY Sew you don’t have a tongue piercing but you were told men like that sensation. NO PROBLEM! Get a pack of Willy Wonkas Mini Gobstoppers(good name :lol:) or any of your favorite hard small round candy.

    Once you start :blow: your bew good n swell, cup the candy in the very front of your tongue (if you don’t have tongue control this will be difficult but practice makes perfect 😉 )and continue to give him head allowing the candy to roll up and down the back of his peen. When you get the hang of it you can roll the candy to different spots in your mouth and press it against different places on his dangle. It will give him the sensation of a tongue ring without having one AND it will keep your mouth moist AAAAND taste good while your doing it…

    YOURRRR WEEEELCOME!!! 😀

    Love

    Wut, PhD :tea:

  • zeta4lif

    WASTETIMEBUTNOTGOODDYKE :happy:

    @MOD :kiss: hey boo!!! what dat mouf do :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    User :rofl:
    :cell: I know I’d be working my number. That’s too mannie men not to :shrug:

  • zeta4lif

    @WUT-WUT :cuss:

    TRUE DAMN STORY FROM ABOUT A HR AGO

    MR Z done use “yo” damn word back on me

    ME: :blow:
    HIM: FINESSE IT BABE :wave: (right hand to GOD)
    ME: (going fast, because him saying it, in that damn BARRY WHITE voice he got, I almost forgot I was giving.

    ATTENTION ROSAYS AND LURKERS:

    DO NOT USE THE WORD “FINESSE” IF U AIN’T READY FOR IT!!!!

  • MissHarlem

    SON :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Reason # 17,000 you shouldn’t be in no need WUT 😆

  • DYmondgurl

    *snatches my good “bud” back from HARLEM, and passes to @DYMond*

    ————–
    Snifffffffffffffffff AHhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh sho smell goodT! :bounce:

    now im really feenin 😆

  • zeta4lif

    It will give him the sensation of a tongue ring without having one AND it will keep your mouth moist AAAAND taste good while your doing it…
    ———————————————————————

    YESSS!!!! :fistbump: (my niggra)

    LET’EM KNOW DUB!!!!

  • zeta4lif

    @WUT :shame:

    I loves u both so “merch” and your writings

  • DYmondgurl

    I almost forgot I was giving
    —————–
    :ghost:

  • zeta4lif

    Reason # 17,000 you shouldn’t be in no need WUT 😆

    ———————————————————————–

    this heffa “almost” make me want to have a dyke, so I can let this heffa go to werk.

    “whistle”

    SHE’S THE KINDA GIRL
    MAKE YA TOES POP

    AND I LOVE IT!!!

  • iWasteTime

    Z4L
    Hey boo, I sent up a lil prayer for you and will continue too

  • zeta4lif

    @DYMUND :spank: stop laffing at me :crying:

    *snatches my damn :weed: back!! Heffa :nanana:

  • zeta4lif

    iWasteTime says:

    Z4L
    Hey boo, I sent up a lil prayer for you and will continue t
    ———————————————————————–

    And I felt it, I am feeling so much better, and ain’t got not nan call back, BUT I AIN’T WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING, BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES, GOD STILL IS IN CONTROL,

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    zeta4lif says:

    @WUT-WUT :cuss:

    TRUE DAMN STORY FROM ABOUT A HR AGO

    MR Z done use “yo” damn word back on me

    ME: :blow:
    HIM: FINESSE IT BABE :wave: (right hand to GOD)
    ME: (going fast, because him saying it, in that damn BARRY WHITE voice he got, I almost forgot I was giving.

    ATTENTION ROSAYS AND LURKERS:

    DO NOT USE THE WORD “FINESSE” IF U AIN’T READY FOR IT!!!!
    ——————
    :rofl: That werd MAN!!! :rofl: If they say it just right at the right time WHOOOOO!!!!!

  • zeta4lif

    @MOD How is GRANNYD :heart:

    Gotta run ya’ll, it’s getting ready to be some more “FINESSING IN THIS BISH”

    *dis man act like he about to go to IRAQ* :rofl:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    Reason # 17,000 you shouldn’t be in no need WUT 😆
    ——————
    :hahaha: :ghost: True! I should sell this shyt and be a millionaire! :rofl:

  • iWasteTime

    :woohoo: Hallelujah :nun:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    zeta4lif says:

    Reason # 17,000 you shouldn’t be in no need WUT 😆

    ———————————————————————–

    this heffa “almost” make me want to have a dyke, so I can let this heffa go to werk.

    “whistle”

    SHE’S THE KINDA GIRL
    MAKE YA TOES POP

    AND I LOVE IT!!!
    ————-
    😆 I :heart: U 2 Zeta!!

  • zeta4lif

    girl, I was in his man cave and I love when he sits in his desk chair while I’m :blow: I like to look up at him

    BUT girl, it’s all in the way u say it and like I said MR Z voice is deep just like Barry and that boy from BOYS2MEN :love:

    *that’s how this man got over 20yrs ago, that damn VOICE 😡

    HAVE A GOOD ONE BOO!! :love:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    zeta4lif says:

    iWasteTime says:

    Z4L
    Hey boo, I sent up a lil prayer for you and will continue t
    ———————————————————————–

    And I felt it, I am feeling so much better, and ain’t got not nan call back, BUT I AIN’T WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING, BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES, GOD STILL IS IN CONTROL,
    ——————-
    :stop: reverse :steer: What I miss boo? Whats happening?!!

  • SummerBaby

    :hi: Zeta

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    Grandma is good. Dragon3 is teaching her how to use an iPad and all about YouTube and Mortal Kombat 😆

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    zeta4lif says:

    girl, I was in his man cave and I love when he sits in his desk chair while I’m :blow: I like to look up at him

    BUT girl, it’s all in the way u say it and like I said MR Z voice is deep just like Barry and that boy from BOYS2MEN :love:

    *that’s how this man got over 20yrs ago, that damn VOICE 😡

    HAVE A GOOD ONE BOO!! :love:
    ————-
    Giiiirl that BASS that make your klyt vibrate!!! EEEWWWWEEE! 6’6″ got a nice deep voice.. :think: ceptin when I twirl my tongue just right..then the OOOO’s get kinda high :rofl:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    I can plow you through that headboard.”
    _______
    The way Martin did Gina :hahaha:

  • WhoDat

    Wut prolly den called up the dope boy from couple weeks back. She be aiight
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I vote she call ole dude with the drunk whisky dack. He aint gonna do ish but drink that money up ANYWAY. Like somebody said in another post…men LOVE to help.

  • DYmondgurl

    And I felt it, I am feeling so much better, and ain’t got not nan call back, BUT I AIN’T WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING, BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES, GOD STILL IS IN CONTROL
    ————–
    Say THAT gurl! *slides ur :weed: bak out while you PREACHING!!!*

    :nun: zeta high spirit

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    WhoDat says:

    Wut prolly den called up the dope boy from couple weeks back. She be aiight
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I vote she call ole dude with the drunk whisky dack. He aint gonna do ish but drink that money up ANYWAY. Like somebody said in another post…men LOVE to help.
    ———————-
    See the prollem wit these two solution is the requirement to hand over puzzy rights that belong to someone else currently. One D-boy aint neveh got it…Want it really bad but hasn’t got it. Drunk D it took me too long to get rid of him it would be just the string to hook his azz back into my life :nono: no thanks. I think imam do what my sister suggested. Tonight imam have my oncology papers out on the table so he can see it. it has Northside Cancer Center on it in big letters on the top. If he cares he will ask. Then we will talk..

  • WhoDat

    Grandma is good. Dragon3 is teaching her how to use an iPad and all about YouTube and Mortal Kombat 😆
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    I been thinking about DragonGranny. Cause we STILL need to kidnap MY DAMN MAMA. Some more crap happened this week! My older sister went and got her. THAT way she cant LEAVE. Glad DragonGranny doing good

  • Just Looking

    @WUT – :waves: What you cupping candy? You cupped so candy balls and didn’t get not call back? :huh: :shakebutt:

    :kona:

  • Just Looking

    WHET? Pussy rights?

    @WUT – You got give me the cliff notes.

    Who got rights and why they got rights? You don’t no sick are you? Please say no?

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    Just Looking says:

    @WUT – :waves: What you cupping candy? You cupped so candy balls and didn’t get not call back? :huh: :shakebutt:
    ————-
    😆 huh? Are you asking if Im cupping candy with him and not asking? :shrug:

  • Just Looking

    candy does that mean ballz?

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    Just Looking says:

    WHET? **** rights?

    @WUT – You got give me the cliff notes.

    Who got rights and why they got rights? You don’t no sick are you? Please say no?
    —————
    Short of it is I am working on my payment for a test I have to get to see what these lumps on my Adrenal glands are the first one I did with contrast was inconclusive so they want to do another without..They were giving me suggestion on who to ask for the money. My current boo has a good job and I was going to ask him…but last weekend he told me his sister won the lotto in feb for 90 mil. now if I go ask it will look like im trying to mooch. Dub wants me to go back to my oldies D-boy and Drunk Dyk all of whom would want puzzy payments if I ask for money. I don’t cheat for any amount of money so… :shrug: rock and a hard place…

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    :facepalm: The Lord knew to keep me busy

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    This post still up :huh:

    Chile :pc:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    Just Looking says:

    candy does that mean ballz?
    ————-
    No candy is actually candy. in my little tip I said cup a piece of your favorite hard round candy in your mouth while giving head it will give the sensation of a tongue ring if you don’t have one.. 😆

  • Just Looking

    @WUT – OH MY clutches both sets of my pearls, not EJ kind thought…I Digress

    What you insurance situation? This truly is a quandary? Rap & R&B girls trick for tracks (no pun intended) but you have a medical issue. Can you get Obama Care.

    My head hurt (facepalm)

    How much do you need? I gonna have a drink to debate this :koolaid)

  • Just Looking

    @Taken – No he didn’t he helped you find that Petty/Not petty machine. :ghost:

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    Just Looking says:

    @WUT – OH MY clutches both sets of my pearls, not EJ kind thought…I Digress

    What you insurance situation? This truly is a quandary? Rap & R&B girls trick for tracks (no pun intended) but you have a medical issue. Can you get Obama Care.

    My head hurt (facepalm)

    How much do you need? I gonna have a drink to debate this :koolaid)
    ————–
    I have insurance through my job..BCBS but it is a $5000 deductible so until I meet that I have to self pay for everything until that is met.

  • Miany

    @Wut…Is current boo brand new? I hate asking for money too but your health is at stake…you dont want to wait forever to have these tests run.. I would prob ask him if we are in a comfortable position with one another.

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    @looking the test will cost close to a grand.. so that’s how the whole conversation got started.

  • WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

    Miany says:

    @Wut…Is current boo brand new? I hate asking for money too but your health is at stake…you dont want to wait forever to have these tests run.. I would prob ask him if we are in a comfortable position with one another.
    —————
    :yes: we are very new. I just met his sister last weekend. Tonight when he comes for dinner I will have him clear the table where my papers will be. If he cares anything about me he will ask what the papers are for.

  • WhoDat

    I would prob ask him if we are in a comfortable position with one another.
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    I cant speak for everyone on this here blog…but after I done sucked yo dack, we go to-damn-gether. :shrug: After we done did the 123 AND the 456? Nigga we practically ENGAGED.

  • Just Looking

    Girl, don’t wait on no D boy or Drunk Dyck for your health, you be laid the hell out waiting on a Kneegrow for your health.

    Real Talk, No twists here.

    You gotta let go of something hair, nails, toes…something. And beating around the bush, leaving a piece of paper out is, how should I say…Well I ain’t gonna say.

    If ya’ll really cook, it ain’t no big deal. let me hold 1500.00 and I got it to give it back. If he look at you sideways, let him kick rocks.

    FRFR

    God Bless you

  • Just Looking

    I cant speak for everyone on this here blog…but after I done sucked yo dack, we go to-damn-gether. :shrug: After we done did the 123 AND the 456? Nigga we practically ENGAGED.
    ================
    :stop: this may be the second time today, I almost chocked. :ghost:

    :rofl:

  • Just Looking

    If you was my sister, I kick you butt and then hug you. Don’t no new nigga want to clear your damn table.

    You can’t be serious? Hunti, unless he head over heals for you, and he is a disciple, he see cancer, he may bust through the door running, instead opening it to leave. You may have to reach back to oldie but goodie.

    :facepalm:

  • WhoDat

    Dub wants me to go back to my oldies D-boy and Drunk Dyk all of whom would want puzzy payments if I ask for money.
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    :stop: I aint say fugg for bucks. Suck either sis. I aint know they was gonna expect pusscee payments :no: I thought maybe yall were like that you could still call they azz up and be like nigga I GOT A NEED…CAN YOU help? I have at least (counts on fangers) 3-4 fools I can call right now if something get turned off, my car need major work, etc. Told yall I was in position few years back when I ranned away from my ex-husband, I needed some lights cut on in ANOTHER ex-bf name. He aint say nothing but hit me with the info (address etc). I will call you back when everything is took care of. You and your kids need electric. Das it. Now…granted that wont no $5k. We talking $375. But I got a roster of sponsors IF needed. Thats all. I thought you were a pimpstress too. :tea:

  • zeta4lif

    . Cause we STILL need to kidnap MY DAMN MAMA. Some more crap happened this week! My older sister went

    ———————————————————————–

    Ya’ll I done been to the sto’ and everything and forgot to log out, and sooo glad MRZ didn’t come and look on my “puter”

    still waiting on these folks to call, I told MR Z

    ME: :crying: (telling him after the fact)

    HIM: :cuss: and then GOD GOT “US” BUT DONTCHU NEVA NOT TELL ME CHIT WITH YOUR STUBBORN AZZ, I WUZ SUPPOSE TO BE WITHCHU…blah,blah,blah

    ME: :smoke:

    HIM: :rolleyes:

    I LUBS DIS MAN “TA-DAY”

  • Miany

    @WUT…I hear you, it’s awkward…i figure if yall are cool/ comfortable…he will believe you. he know you aint the gold diggin type…
    When the bad habit and I met the condo I was renting was abruptly short saled and I had to git gone quick!! :kona: sooooo I vented to him, told him i did not wanna move with my parents but did not have enough for down payment…. voila, he dropped $1500 and handed it over one day…you never know what a man will do when he knows he is needed… especially if you are good to him. Good luck with the table clearing but, you should prob just talk it out

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    n with one another.
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    I cant speak for everyone on this here blog…but after I done sucked yo dack, we go to-da
    /////–///////////
    Here he here ye :hahaha: be like I am PREGANINT didn’t even swallow

  • Miany

    lol Who dat…me too…if your dack touch me, we go together 😳 I’m extra comfty…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :thinking: Hmmm I bet I could call up 10 folks and Ask for a G :yes:
    Yep, with no problem. #properpu$$ymanagement
    *cues TLCs No Scrubs :whistle:

  • Just Looking

    Fights to breathe and fights Dubb air.

    granted no 5k. We talkn bout lectric and plus you a pimpstress

    @WUT – Not knocking you hustle, but you must do better. If you know better you do better. You got the game fugged up. Wish I had more time to time to kick mad game to you.

    Rule 1 – Never give arse to dude that you really like
    Rule 2 – The maintenance man has all the tools, he LOVES you, but you only tolerate him.

    Unfortunately I gotta run, I have a lakeside cocktail waiting for me.

    PPS if you clear you table, you better be ready to give him some ret their on that table and make it night of his life. Save the hard candy for when he give you the cash.

    :hugs:

    :nite: :steer:

  • zeta4lif

    @WHO :hug:

    @WUT :spank: DON’T LEAVE DEM PAPERS OUT, you put yo big girl pannies on and TELL YOUR MAN whats going on, hell ya’ll done “finessed” and erry’thang.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Amber behind up there look just like the lady on Botched who had breast implants in her behind. Just saggy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Hmmmp I ain’t never ever never felt uncomfortable asking or wanting nothing from someone I done spread my legs open to. :no:

  • Just Looking

    @Zeta – :hug: :kiss: :hump:

    I got you

    :drive: :steer: :scared:

    :nana:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :rofl: Clear the table papers? Nah sis! Somebody done taught you wrong 😆
    I gotta drive. BBL

    I got alot to say 😆

  • zeta4lif

    I hear you, it’s awkward…i figure if yall are cool/ comfortable…he will believe you. he know you aint the gold diggin type…

    ———————————————————————-

    @MIANY :hi: and :fistbump:

    :goodnight:

  • DYmondgurl

    420 :goodnight:

  • WhoDat

    420
    ^^^^^^
    Imma about to go 420 myself.

    Oh you was talking CST wontcha.

    Okay yall. Its been fun. I gotta run. :hi:

  • Miany

    :hi: byee Zeta, Dymond… Im here for bout 38 more mins…

  • Miany

    lol Well Who Dat Im ET and im gone 420 soon as I make it into the :steer:

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    :nite: Everyone have a safe weekend. Looks like I have some reading to do 😆

  • MissHarlem

    WUT girl tell him what’s up. We not in hs you are a grown ass woman with grown ass needs. Clearing the table is for children which you are not. If I can’t even think that a man won’t do for me when I’m in need then I need not to open my legs far less my mouth :nono: when I get back Monday I expect to see you asked him as well as a date for your appointment.

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    :popcorn:

    At least ask ur homegirls. Rent party? Spades tourney? Bake sale? Passion party? Its a lot of ways to get it if u need it. Fren of mine wanted to buy a house. She was $1100 short with the deposit. She was gonna gt the money but not til after whenever the deadline was. I wasnt finna let my woadie lose a whole house for 11 hundred dolla bills so i offered it to her.

    She ended up not getting the house but for other reasons. The point is, the ppl u know are prolly willing & able but u gotta ask & not passively. Hell ask that deacon u tried to hook us up with the other day.

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Harlem whatchu doin tomorrow? Brunch party if u interested.

    Dm me if u wanna go. I hv no idea wt to wear & its gonna be 90 degrees :confused:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    Dub I’m glad your sister went and got her. My grandma has done a 180 since being here in every way. Health wise the dementia that was getting worse has disappeared I kid you not. Dr said maybe he was wrong and it was a stress induced emotional issue. Her blood pressure is better than someone less than half her age, she’s sleeping better, and her attitude :facepalm: They used to tell stories about how my grandma took no shyt, would clock a mofo in the head with a skillet if she didn’t like their tone etc… I never really saw THAT side of her, she’s always been sweet as pie. Still is with US but when her daughter (my aunt she was living with) came over here after my gram refused to speak to her on the phone asking for bill money 😮

    G-money (that’s what DF started calling her after this incident) hit her with a “I am 90 years old. I never paid for my own husband’s way and I am not paying for you and your husband and those good for nothing sons to have a dayum thing anymore. I am tired. All you do is take, I have given all of you enough. You want me to go to my grave taking care of grown people. I will not. You want to let a grown man live off you just to say you have a husband. I am tired. You got my pressure up now. Ryan don’t like people coming over here unannounced. She has children to care for. Her husband WORKS. HARD. Now go on out of here. I love you but that is all. Go on now, it’s bedtime for the boy. He reads me a story and its time for the story. Go on. Stop talking. Go on.” Straight like that. My aunt kept trying to interject, grammy was like FOH :rolleyes:

  • WhoDat

    granted no 5k. We talkn bout lectric and plus you a pimpstress
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    $500 x 4 fools I used to love is $2k. Dub20 daddy would be devastated. :sad: He probably the one who gonna give the damn most. He probably would give it all to me. And I know he got it. Told yall his cheap azz ride around in an old Accord with almost 400k miles on it. Not cause he GOT too. Cause he cheap as FAWK. :rofl: New-new kicking in too. I would expect a G from HIM cause he the one I am sleeping with #Currently. :tea: The other $2k…IF there is a balance left, I would charge on my credit card or get from my 401k if I had too. I would be at that hospital Monday. Tuesday at the latest. I would collect at least an extra $150 and go to the damn spa on Monday first. Fugg wit it.

  • WhoDat

    G-money (that’s what DF started calling her after this incident) hit her with a “I am 90 years old. I never paid for my own husband’s way and I am not paying for you and your husband and those good for nothing sons to have a dayum thing anymore. I am tired. All you do is take, I have given all of you enough. You want me to go to my grave taking care of grown people. I will not. You want to let a grown man live off you just to say you have a husband. I am tired. You got my pressure up now. Ryan don’t like people coming over here unannounced. She has children to care for. Her husband WORKS. HARD. Now go on out of here. I love you but that is all. Go on now, it’s bedtime for the boy. He reads me a story and its time for the story. Go on. Stop talking. Go on.” Straight like that. My aunt kept trying to interject, grammy was like FOH :rolleyes:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    I got TEARS. Granny was like: Bish getcho azz out here. :chase: I am trying to receive my nightly story from my great grandson. I am done with your azz ANYWAY. Dont come back round here without calling no more. I am going to my room now.

    I GOT HOT TEARS :crying1:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    I feel so off today. I know I am in need of a mental vacay :facepalm: with a deep **sigh**

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    Ya’ll I’m am so broken right now. Jordan’s dad met some girl a few months ago and now today he comes to tell me he’s married. They got married on Tuesday. Ya’ll hurt doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel. Someone please email me. This is too much. I’ve never been this hurt. My email is Kimi041490 @ :yahoo:

  • luVn_liFe…

    :huh:

  • luVn_liFe…

    KiMi Y R U hurt?
    Backstory?

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    @Luvn we just broke up after 6 years in October

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    KiMi :wtf: Wasn’t he just trying to get back with you?

  • luVn_liFe…

    Falcons waive Prince Shembo after arrest for killing his girlfriend’s dog.
    :smack:

  • luVn_liFe…

    @Luvn we just broke up after 6 years in October
    May 29, 2015 at 6:34 pm
    ~
    ~
    KiMi :wtf: Wasn’t he just trying to get back with you?
    :(
    Awwwh Im sorry to hear that.

  • http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

    I know MOD. He hasn’t even told his mom yet. Like I know God doesn’t give you more than you can handle but with the court stuff and now this. It’s too much.

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    :shocked: Kimi big sista hug :hug:

  • You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM

    Kimi, my email starts with a J and ends with a 9. I havent created an SRAD one yet. I’ll send you out a tester in a min.
    I’m over working for the rest of the day but I still have 4 hours to go :crying:

  • SOTHERNGRL

    @Kimi I am so sorry honey. That has got to hurt

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPI_xA1SoRg Mother Of Dragons, Shopaholic, Geek

    My blog email is ryan dot mod . Gmail. KiMi hit me if you need to. DF is working tonight and I have no plans.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Limo! Listen to me! Listen! Fugg that mofo! 😮
    You all that PLUS, ok?
    Don’t worry about that! Cry it out and then getcho self together.
    GOD got a plan and he ain’t in it! Simple as that.
    He can be a Dad, if he wants, that’s on him.

    I know it hurts, so work through that hurt, but don’t you dare second guess yourself. You are gonna be OK sis! Trust! Believe!

    :hug: (tight 5 minute hug)
    It’s gonna be ok. You will be fine. Watch! 😮

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    That should’ve said KIMI :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    You said a mouth full! GOD doesn’t give you more than you can handle.
    Be strong!

  • Meme81

    :sideeye: where are Chyna and Amber goin’ lookin’ like that.

  • MissHarlem

    KIMI from the stuff you fonted here he wasn’t worth your time far less YOU. This is all growing pains as we all been here before in some form or worse. It’s all apart of being young and growing. Easier said than done but move on and start realizing your self worth. It’s ok to be sad but you will be happy. :hug:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Awww Kimi that is heartbreaking news. I know it’s hard to imagine right now, but there’s a reason he is no longer in your life. You may not realize it today or tomorrow or even next year, but one day you will. Don’t be ashamed to feel what you’re feeling now, but also know that you won’t live in that feeling. It’s temporary. I promise, this too shall pass. :hug:

    With that said, feel free to slide me his address, I can hop out on his azz ninja style :karate: he dont know me :huh: