Janelle Monae sings Yoga

Friend of the blog, Atlanta superstar Janelle Monáe performed her hit song "Yoga" on the Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday.

Janelle Monae sings Yoga

The utopian censors at NBC forced Janelle to omit the word "areaola" from the track. instead, she sings, “You cannot police me, so get off my little hole-a.”

Despite NBC's attempts to stifle her creativity, Janelle and her energetic, athletic dancers delivered!

Check out video of Janelle's electrifying performance below!

  • Ms Peaches

    She has beautiful skin.

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Thanks Sandra I asked for this post a week ago :applause: where is Jidenna :danban:

    @ Jenie this is our song chile :buttshake:

  • DivineMsM

    From Downstairs:

    DivineMsM says:

    Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn: says:

    Divine :) come closer dear heart… :chase: :spank: *waves men in black wand over your dome to erase my dietary data* :mad:
    ————-
    LoL, Nan, :kiss: I WUBS you girl :heart: But your inner fatty girl, and your true self was duking it out MMA style.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    :coffee: <<<Janelle Monae bathwater

    :thinks: Is that Tierra Marie singing back up? :huh:

  • OpinionHated

    She too cute.... but why she got to sing about her areola anyway... tired of having to censor music cause of the content - why can't we take music back to a time when you didn't have to bleep out words... I can't listen to this mess when I'm watching the kiddies they like to sing along be like he on my areola and don't know what the phuck they saying.....

  • https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

    Janelle is so dope. Love the yoga moves!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Friend of the blog, Atlanta superstar Janelle Monáe

    *******

    Means Sandra tryna see if those pannies black and white too :hahaha:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Sandra word on the curb is that Tyrese is in love with Janelle :huh: Say it aint so, that will lower her stock :cry:

    @ Lurk u know Tierra aint got no job *in my Martin voice* :rofl:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Is that Tierra Marie singing back up?

    ******

    :rofl: :rofl: I think this girl is smaller than Tierra Marie. TT got a 24/7 bloat going on :yes:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Get off the blog, Lurk. :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    VDot says:

    Friend of the blog, Atlanta superstar Janelle Monáe

    *******

    Means Sandra tryna see if those pannies black and white too :hahaha:
    ________________________

    I thought she was from Kansas or somewhere. But I guess facts don't matter when you trying to get that 'Nana Pudding. :shrug:

  • bama_n_jersey

    @VDot :facepalm: what the fuzz was that I just saw? I :pray: there were no kids there...

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    be like he on my areola and don’t know what the phuck they saying…..
    _____

    Umm.. research has shown that we dont really get what we sing when were kids.. *trails off* An areola is just a ring..around something. In this case a nipple, but they dont know that.

    Way to equate tits = bad. :confused:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    :hahaha: :goodpost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    SugarFoot says:

    @ Lurk u know Tierra aint got no job *in my Martin voice* :rofl:
    ________________________________

    Oh :shrug:

    Shyt, :thinks: this would be a better gig than having her medicine cabinet exposed on TV. Now the whole world know she got cooter issues. :no:

  • Unshakable

    @Suga,

    Yes ma'am, you ill correck. Tyrese wrote her a strawberry letter and what not, speaking of his affinity for her. He put it on ig or something lime that. You can read about it on the blog of sandra's arch nemesis. :yes:

  • iWasteTime

    JiDenna :love: :heart:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Sandra word on the curb is that Tyrese is in love with Janelle Say it aint so, that will lower her stock

    ___

    The best is the pic of him LEERINg at her. :hide: :scared: RUN JANELLE.

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    A bunch of other shyt, but I lost focus after the initial handshake. She was missing a thumb and pinky on one hand
    _________________
    :ghost: I need to recover from this. I got 30 minutes before I need to go and I still ...he still...we still... :dead: We talk about LHHATL?

  • bama_n_jersey

    Ummm.....@Opie..in all honesty I can't listen to a lot of the old stuff around the kids either...so...yea

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Nefertiti ePoundCake$$--->OhTaBizzle says:

    Get off the blog, Lurk. :hahaha:
    _____________________________

    :ashamed: I'm sorry. It's been a long day. It almost :smoke: :30 and I'm ret to go!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    But your inner fatty girl, and your true self was duking it out MMA style.
    ______________________________

    yeah, I know @Divine :no: that "inner" bish tryna make her presence known on the outside... she chasin meh! :chase:

  • GellySammich

    *sucks in stomach* hey Janelle. :love: hey *chin on hands*

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Tyrese tryna get Erykah Badu'd :no: he betta leave that jungle boogie alone for he be wearing dashikis & green wigs like Andre Benjamin was.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Janelle :heart:

    She needs a fine Frenchman or some ish :yes:
    Not no rootypoo tyrese :nono:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    :bounce: Take Take drop the LHHATL recap

    Bama that party was full of strippers, fake azzes, yaki, must in bikinis :eek: :rofl:

  • bama_n_jersey

    :heart: I like this song and I like her also

  • GellySammich

    Rootypoo :lol: hola DTTS

    OTBabe :kiss:

  • whitty hutton

    "Jungle boogie"...I don't know why but this made me chuckle. :lol:

  • bama_n_jersey

    @VDot...My eyes were just like this watching those clips :eek:

  • GellySammich

    These twix bites is the damn devil :facepalm: somebody take this bag

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    I AM MisTaken I don't get tired :huh: of being PETTY :) says:

    A bunch of other shyt, but I lost focus after the initial handshake. She was missing a thumb and pinky on one hand
    _________________
    :ghost: I need to recover from this.
    _________________________

    I still ain't recovered. All my professionalism damn near jumped out the window when she extended that 3 pronged paw. :pray: It didn't show on my face.

    I tried to get my partner to let her take a typing test. I just wanted to know her accuracy. :shrug:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    "..in research published in the journal Nature, they found that sexual selection, in which males compete to be chose by females for reproduction, improves the gene pool and boosts population health, helping explain WHY MALES ARE IMPORTANT (for things besides killing spiders and paying car notes..).

    An absence of selection — when there is no sex, or no need to compete for it — leaves populations weaker genetically, making them more vulnerable to dying out.

    “Competition among males for reproduction provides a really important benefit, because it improves the genetic health of populations,” said professor Matt Gage, who led the work at Britain’s University of East Anglia.

    “Sexual selection achieves this by acting as a filter to remove harmful genetic mutations, helping populations to flourish and avoid extinction in the long-term.”
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    Told yall fools. :yes: ^^^ These niggas out here for everybody.. :nun:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    *sucks in stomach* hey Janelle. hey *chin on hands*
    ___________

    :hahaha: :rofl: HOLLERED!!! :kiss:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    old stuff around the kids either
    ________

    :headphones: I be stroking. :phew: Yeah. Thats what I be doing.. :biggrin:

    OTB8: MA, WHAS STROKING? :think:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    3 pronged paw :wail:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    A bunch of other shyt, but I lost focus after the initial handshake. She was missing a thumb and pinky on one hand
    _________________

    Wait, what?! I missed this :rofl: :rofl:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Tyrese tryna get Erykah Badu’d he betta leave that jungle boogie alone for he be wearing dashikis & green wigs like Andre Benjamin was.
    _______

    Seal laffing. Like deep in my throat. Guttural. :rofl:

  • whitty hutton

    "3 pronged paw" ---------- :crying1:

    I tried to get my partner to let her take a typing test. I just wanted to know her accuracy. 
    ------------------
    #ignant :hahaha:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    I tried to get my partner to let her take a typing test. I just wanted to know her accuracy.
    ______

    I swear fo... :crying1: YOU IS PETTY SIR. :dead:

  • GellySammich

    :crying: don't laugh Babe. Erbody ain't got that snapback. Andthenwhensomebodyselfishandkeeptheassworkoutsforthemselves :whistle:

  • Sucker Free Esq.

    lmao @ DDTS...she don't need no rootypoo Tyrese! WORD!

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Wait, what?! I missed this
    _____

    Cleeshay. :crying1: I think. Downstairs a few flights. Lurk Ignant ass..

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    Juicy fruit by mtumbe (wteva they name was) was freaky!

    "Candy rain cummin down" chile :tea:

  • whitty hutton

    Seal laffing. Like deep in my throat. Guttural.
    ---------
    This is me... :hahaha: face all red...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Nefertiti ePoundCake$$--->OhTaBizzle says:

    I swear fo… :crying1: YOU IS PETTY SIR. :dead:
    ______________________________

    The cat I was interviewing with called me childish cause I was still laughing about it on my lunch. I had chicken fingers. :hahaha:

  • iWasteTime

    :bounce: Take Take drop the LHHATL recap
    ----------------
    I;m off this show.
    I was so :mad: at Jose and Margeaux having drinks and kiki'ing about MiMi.
    Wack azz heauxs. Jose "took" Stebie and Margeaux done moved to ATL and closed her open marriage, why y'all bonding over the common denominator?

  • kamadiva

    This is a catchy song, but seems out of character for previous songs! :shrug:

    I think she is gorg though...and has a great concert!

    She is from Kansas, but move to ATL to get a record deal!

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Andthenwhensomebodyselfishandkeeptheassworkoutsforthemselves

    _____________

    NOT SELFISH. :crying1: Afflicted? Forgetful? Trife? :crying1:

    SORRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :hug:
    .
    .
    .
    IDK. Your booty feeling all kinds of right.. :huh: . :eek: . BUT YOURE RIGHT. Must be betta.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Lurk! :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    I keep getting interrupted :angry: and I got to leave and get the kid in 5 minutes. Ok lemme hurry up :typing:
    LHHATL
    Kurt/Rasheeda: Bubble gum princess do you just get dressed to go track Kurt down and complain about not having a store? How many hats you got now? Do you got a hat for each scene? What hat was yesterday? Your “BIH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY HAT?” or your “I DESERVE HAT” cause you finna open up a kiosk in the mall next to Karlie? :waiting: Kurt how you gone say you got artists and you managing their careers when your wife if your main one and her career ain’t been hot since :thinking:
    ain’t been hot since :thinking:
    ain’t been hot since :thinking:
    ain’t been hot since :thinking:
    ain’t been hot since :thinking:
    #OTBtaught me

    ok..ugh..folks walking up... let me get back on track... one sec

  • GellySammich

    Chicken fingers :rofl: cuz... fingers :hahaha: y'all need to grow up

  • Ms Peaches

    “Sexual selection achieves this by acting as a filter to remove harmful genetic mutations, helping populations to flourish and avoid extinction in the long-term
    ---------------------------------
    Oh hell naw, this ish here^ :no: Men don't need another excuse/reason to fuk around. Just cause its in print does not make it ok. Shiiittttt.

  • bama_n_jersey

    @Lurk...you so stoopid...and I am here for it. He had chicken fingers :rofl:

    People love to claim...oh we need to go back to old music :blink: them horny ass folks

  • SummerBaby

    Chicken fingers :crying: :rofl:

  • kamadiva

    Chicken fingers :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    bama_n_jersey says:

    People love to claim…oh we need to go back to old music :blink: them horny ass folks
    ___________________________

    Millie Jackson done got me slapped in the mouth a few times. :yes:

    Mean ass Mama shouldn't been playing before 9:00.

  • bama_n_jersey

    @OTB...you trying to bring @Man out with that report?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Yoga my shyt :headphones:

  • GellySammich

    Babe I'm finna get on that Insanity Max 30. I don't know why I keep signing up to let Shaun T abuse me. Gonna be worth it one day. :praying:

  • Ms Peaches

    @ Lurk- I just tried to pick up my pen with three fingers. Damn it I almost had it!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    SugarFoot says:

    Thanks Sandra I asked for this post a week ago :applause: where is Jidenna :danban:
    @ Jenie this is our song chile
    ____________________

    Betta know it :woot: :buttshake:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    areola is bad anatomy? well what is us gone do? :eek: :hahaha:

  • SummerBaby

    Millie Jackson, Betty Wright, Marvin Sease all of my Mama favorites

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    How many NFLers gonna commit suicide tho. SCHLEEP.

  • Unshakable

    @Lurk,

    Seaux even if she has a captain hook hand, will she still be able to do the job or nah? Because I am on the clock, I dare not scroll downstairs to see whet you wrote. Feel free to give me the cliffs note version.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    “You cannot police me, so get off my little hole-a.”
    __________

    welp looks like they policed ya :hahaha:

  • GellySammich

    Chicken fingers tickles me even more cause they always come in a 3 or 5 piece. Like... :dead: so stupid

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    Mama Dee and EARNEST. Yea that;s that nigga REAL NAME. EARNEST. Sounds like he smoke tobacco and wear coveralls … just cause. Like he eat souse and say stuff like “I reckon I outta”
    But yea Mama Dee if you ever in your life flash across my screen wearing some work out tights and your butt still sloppy and loose I am going to drop kick you in your mouf and knock all your just in case teeth out. Scrappy. Young man :stop: wearing all of these fitted shirts when your neck ain’t setup to house them. Then your belly hanging out the bottom like :thankyou: I’mmmmma gonna hang fro mthe chandelieeerrrrr!!!! And speaking of teeth Bambi got baby gums and teeth and you got Denzel elderly teeth. :wtf: Ya’ll trying to do meet in the middle with the kids? You figure 2 wrongs make a right smile? Kids finna have baby gums and monster teeth :grin: they genetically set up to had gingivitis ..you selfish.
    ERNEST how you gone put Mama ring in some pank lemonade? She is classy. You should have put it in some 2 buck chuck moscato. You see she tried to be high class and turn the ring down. Till she thought about it and realized he would take it back and find him another less grizzly faced hoe to wed. She only got 3 months to tie him down before he realize there is more out there for an ex-convict.

  • bama_n_jersey

    @Lurk...I like to turn on the Peggy Scott, Denise LaSalle and Marvin Sease on Pandora when I'm cooking/cleaning...they have me bout to break a hip trying to change the songs. Them I got the free one do you can only skip so many.. :facepalm: I just turn to Tamela Mann. Ain't even got freedom in your own house

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    LURKERRRRRRR :crying1:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    ain’t been hot since
    ain’t been hot since
    ain’t been hot since
    ain’t been hot since
    _________
    AND THIS THE PERFECT USE OF IT TOO :crying1: :heart:

  • Unshakable

    @OTB,

    How about Bobby Blue Bland, Johnnie Taylor, and BB King?

    Oh wait, we ain't on the chitlin circuit....nvm :facepalm:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    I just tried to pick up my pen with three fingers. Damn it I almost had it!

    __________

    :dead: and :ghost:

  • bama_n_jersey

    @Summer...shiat,them my favorites. I love blues

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Chile love me some Betty Wright chile :headphones: telling all dem lies chile ... Betty will have ya fawked up listening to her advice .... she still jams....

    No pain :whistle: no gain :whistle: still in rotation

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    Joseline :facepalm: You so pressed to smoke weed and :buttshake: while Stevie is locked up you forgot to realize you supposed to be a bad bish and work on your music.instead you are organizing porties to try to pass around dirt on “the maid.” Meanwhile the maid… is holding down another job..trying to manage folks and it looks like her checks ain;t stopping soooo :tea: Margeaux looks like the inside of a Fashion Fashion compact that has been left in your Great Auntie purse since 1978: hard, pale, void of use and probably smells like expirations :no: She is trying too hard to malign Mimi when truth is your husband was raw dogging her on a shower rod and she made a milly off it. Did he not share any of the proceeds with you? YEW MAD? :huh:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Did anybody talk about Mama Dee and that fierce bob she was sporting last night :nun: yasss bytch weerkkkkkkk :nun:

  • iWasteTime

    People love to claim…oh we need to go back to old music :blink: them horny ass folks
    ___________________________
    Millie Jackson done got me slapped in the mouth a few times. :yes:
    -----------------
    Chit
    Theodis- Stand up in it got my azz whooped and so did
    Raze- Break for Love. I used to ask for the song with the lady moanding :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Unshakable says:

    @Lurk,

    Seaux even if she has a captain hook hand, will she still be able to do the job or nah? Because I am on the clock, I dare not scroll downstairs to see whet you wrote. Feel free to give me the cliffs note version.
    __________________________

    Impressive resume :yes: Just wasn't a good fit. She was asking for shyt up front that normal folks wait and ask for AFTER they get the job. Special schedules they ain't got nothing to do with her, uhm 'disability'.

  • bama_n_jersey

    @Take...Serious Question... :crying: okay imma get it together... But for real. Where do you get this stuff from? I mean how you just put it together like this. This where that baby get it from..she ain't have a chance...cause her momma mind is crazy

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    helping explain WHY MALES ARE IMPORTANT (for things besides killing spiders and paying car notes..).
    ________________

    :tea: they all important depending on what I need at the time. get out my hierarchy :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I AM MisTaken I don't get tired :huh: of being PETTY :) says:

    Joseline :facepalm: You so pressed to smoke weed and :buttshake: while Stevie is locked up you forgot to realize you supposed to be a bad bish and work on your music.instead you are organizing porties to try to pass around dirt on “the maid.” Meanwhile the maid… is holding down another job..trying to manage folks and it looks like her checks ain;t
    ___________

    Have ya'll noticed Jose can't dance a lick chile :tea: but she swear she can :rolleyes: .... oh yeah I fawks wit Jazzy :thumbsup: tell that rat to get ghost !!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I'm here for Jidenna new shyt too :woot: He kinda sexy in Janelle video :winky:

  • GellySammich

    :dead: a compact

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    . I had chicken fingers. ?

    **********
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Nefertiti ePoundCake$$—>OhTaBizzle

    Oh hell naw, this ish here^ Men don’t need another excuse/reason to fuk around. Just cause its in print does not make it ok. Shiiittttt.
    ________

    Reads that way on the short but the study is saying that men need to compete for the women, vs us doing all the gussying up etc. Patriarchy has turned it on its head since men started making the history :) but basically were just *animals* like the rest of the animal kingdom.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    OpinionHated says:

    She too cute…. but why she got to sing about her areola anyway… tired of having to censor music cause of the content – why can’t we take music back to a time when you didn’t have to bleep out words… I can’t listen to this mess when I’m watching the kiddies they like to sing along be like he on my areola and don’t know what the phuck they saying…..
    ___________

    We would need to go back to the 40's and 50's chile :rolleyes: them days gone ....

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    Speaking of MIMI managing folks. Sigh. She really means well. I know you got to start somewhere and she might need to try and get retired strippers cause they fresh for pickings :lol: but honey when them two folks (really PENNY PIECE) got to arguing around Jazzy Pha and he was looking like :wtf: I knew they had sunk your battleship. Jazzy was PISSED! He thought he was about to kee kee it up with some bout its and learn all the new big girl dance moves and what men like to :hump: now..what’s hot in the streets for TWINKS and WINKS and ya’ll messed it all up. Now he got to stick to tossing salads and mashing gerbils cause ya’ll too petty to rise above. You know how hard it is to get a gerbil out a FAT MAN :buttshake: ???? It ain’t easy at all!!! Last time they had to massage his stomachs until they birthed them out and the gerbil came out with glaucoma, diabetes and high blood pressure. Whole quality of life was diminished :(

  • kamadiva

    I am here for Take's recaps on all things ratchet! :thumbsup: I don't even watch this show!

    I love blues - Theodis, Millie, Betty...Sir Charles! There is a blues concert in ATL in July...let me make sure I got my tix!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    :headphones: I be stroking.
    __________________

    :hahaha: you said you was "swimming"? :rofl:
    "cheating in the next room" :whistle:
    "slip away" :whistle:
    "anything w/words by Barry White" :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    @Take…Serious Question… :crying: okay imma get it together… But for real. Where do you get this stuff from? I mean how you just put it together like this. This where that baby get it from..she ain’t have a chance…cause her momma mind is crazy
    ______________
    i am sew mad i only had 15 minutes the throw these together. i feel so naked and worthless :wails: let me walk to my car.. more might come to me in a minute ..
    it's like story telling.. i let Him use me :nun:

  • kamadiva

    Did you mean Fashion Fair compact! HOLLERING!!!! seem like expirations! LOL

  • iWasteTime

    I bet Mamma Dee daughter name is spelled Jazzmean :lol:
    #nigganames

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    Have ya’ll noticed Jose can’t dance a lick chile :tea: but she swear she can :rolleyes: …. oh yeah I fawks wit Jazzy :thumbsup: tell that rat to get ghost !
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    outside of a salsa step she got nothing :no: She do the same tired twerk and butt clap. but so hard it looks like two slain pigs on a pit pole that is sloughing on as the fire get hot :no: same color too

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    Take Take I swear your recaps are errythang!! So many phuckING quotables :crying1: :crying1:

    "Great Auntie purse since 1978: hard, pale, void of use and probably smells like expirations " :dead: :ghost:

  • bama_n_jersey

    @Kama...that's what I miss about being in the South...the Blues concerts. When I talk to momma and she tell me she's going to a concert I get so mad...and start pouting about why we still up here

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    The cat I was interviewing with called me childish cause I was still laughing about it on my lunch. I had chicken fingers. :hahaha:
    ________________________

    I am trying SEW hard not to show interest in this foolishness :crying1:

  • http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

    yes fashion fair... like i said typos...rushing :lol:

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    some bout its and learn all the new big girl dance moves and what men like to ? now..what’s hot in the streets for TWINKS and WINKS and ya’ll messed it all up. Now he got to stick to tossing salads and mashing gerbils cause ya’ll too petty to rise above. You know how hard it is to get a gerbil out a FAT MAN

    ********

    Real fugging tears! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • bama_n_jersey

    Oh he uses you....nobody but you could do this

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Ms Peaches says:

    @ Lurk- I just tried to pick up my pen with three fingers. Damn it I almost had it!
    ___________________________________

    :ashamed: Cause I been trying to do 3 finger shyt since the interview and it just ain't happening. :no:

    She been doing that shyt for a while so she the #RealMVP :trophy:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    iWasteTime says:

    I bet Mamma Dee daughter name is spelled Jazzmean :lol:
    #nigganames
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    and did she have a missing tooth :huh: you can tell she Mama dee daughter too ... pretty young lady :yes:

  • kamadiva

    @Bama - I'll be up your way for the 4th! my BFF moved to Jersey last fall! I have to see my god-babies! I miss them!!!

    Yea...too many concerts in ATL this time of year! I can't keep up...a good beat are free (or clos to it) too!!

  • Unshakable

    Wait whet? Who tried to pick up a pen with 3 fangaz? :nono:

    Be a real G and pick it up with 2....here's how:

    Things you need

    2 fangaz, a keyboard, and no shame

    1. using both your index and pinky fanga at the same time, push the pen against the keyboard.

    2. upward slant your 2 fangaz to get under the pen.

    3. Once the pen is inder your 2 fangaz, lift slowly until it rests on your 2 fangaz.

    4. Voila! There you have it.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I AM MisTaken I don't get tired :huh: of being PETTY :) says:

    Have ya’ll noticed Jose can’t dance a lick chile :tea: but she swear she can :rolleyes: …. oh yeah I fawks wit Jazzy :thumbsup: tell that rat to get ghost !
    _______________
    outside of a salsa step she got nothing :no: She do the same tired twerk and butt clap. but so hard it looks like two slain pigs on a pit pole that is sloughing on as the fire get hot :no: same color too
    ________

    She dance bout as good as Icki Manaj stiff azz .... :no: mess

  • iWasteTime

    you can tell she Mama dee daughter too … pretty young lady :yes:
    ----------------
    Very pretty and had a lil point but poor execution

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

    glaucoma, diabetes and high blood pressure.

    **********

    :crying1: :crying1:

  • bama_n_jersey

    @Unshake...I don't know if I'm mad you typed that or that I tried it...y'all crazy

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I just tried to pick up a pen with 2 and 3 fingers :crying1: hate ya'll yo ... got me over here looking crazy :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Wait... :stop: Jazzy Phae got rodent ass? :eek:

  • Unshakable

    @Bama,

    Seaux the real querstion ill....did it take you 2 fangaz or 3? :think:

    @Jenie,

    Guhl, we about 2 posts deep into crazy, seaux you're in like company as we endeavor to make use of our fangaz.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    I used to ask for the song with the lady moanding :lol:
    ___________________

    your lil self was making requests? :crying1: ...guaranteed to get your lil self :spank: ???? :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Unshakable says:

    Wait whet? Who tried to pick up a pen with 3 fangaz? :nono:

    Be a real G and pick it up with 2….here’s how:

    Things you need

    2 fangaz, a keyboard, and no shame

    1. using both your index and pinky fanga at the same time, push the pen against the keyboard.

    2. upward slant your 2 fangaz to get under the pen.

    3. Once the pen is inder your 2 fangaz, lift slowly until it rests on your 2 fangaz.

    4. Voila! There you have it.
    ___________________________________

    :clap: Good job. Now try it without the pinky... :waiting:

  • bama_n_jersey

    Me too @Jenie...me too. :facepalm:

  • Unshakable

    @Lurk,

    I did.....i used my index and milla fangaz.....now whet? :rofl:

    Leans in closer.....lemme guess....you still scrugglin to dew it with 3, aintcha? :think: :hahaha:

  • Ms Peaches

    @Unshake-You can't have a thumb or pinky.

  • bama_n_jersey

    I can do it without the pinky and thumb...but not the way @Shaken'Bake said...y'all gone stop making me try this stuff. I ain't gonna be a fool all my life

  • iWasteTime

    your lil self was making requests? :crying1: …guaranteed to get your lil self :spank: ???? :hahaha:
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    :rofl:
    That song was my dads JAM!
    JAM I tell you!!
    I still rock to it, that woman was getting that D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    Unshakable says:

    @Lurk,

    I did…..i used my index and milla fangaz…..now whet? :rofl:

    Leans in closer…..lemme guess….you still scrugglin to dew it with 3, aintcha? :think: :hahaha:
    ________________________________

    :yes: I am

    :ghost:

  • kamadiva

    Why did I do this crazy shyt...pick up the pen with 2 fangas...and then tried to write! I did it, but it's sloppy...looks like I'm writing with my left hand (right handed).

    The blog always get you to do dumb shyt...like click on a link. SMH

  • Unshakable

    RoseGarden,

    Seaux a rodent lives up in tgat part of Jazzy Pha?

    Reminds me of Quagmire on Family Guy when Peter chasdd the rodent from his bum. Quag was quite mad about that too. :think:

  • SummerBaby

    My doorter made cinnamon rolls from scratch sew good :pizza:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    it’s like story telling.. i let Him use me :nun:
    __________________________

    :hahaha:
    :chase: GOD aint in your foolishness! :rofl:

  • kamadiva

    :facepalm:

    I can do it with my index and middle finger....if I position it right, I can write my name!

    <---feeling like such a sped

  • Unshakable

    @MsPeaches,

    Please refer to post numma 116. Thank you. :rofl:

    Got eem! :ghost:

    @Lurk,

    I lubs you! :hahaha: :dead:

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    "mashing gerbils"
    __________________

    :crying1: :crying1: :crying1:

  • bama_n_jersey

    :whistle: I'm your part time lover...and your full time fool...don't care bout nothing, but loving you.

  • kamadiva

    JazzyPha is :hurl: to me!

    I am all for a lil meat on the bones in my man, but him :nono: I bet this nig ain't even know what his "man" look like...even if he is standing in front of the mirror, lifting up his "shed" my uncle says you suppose to keep your good tools in a shed for protection. (he is referring to his love of BBWs (over 250lbs like old girl that took that man peen down below).

  • Unshakable

    @Kama,

    Fear not. God uses SPEDs too. You still got potential, wem if you only use 2 or 3 fangaz. Just as Captain Hook. Only have 3 fangaz yet she cranked out an Ivy League curriculum vitae. I bet she been working on it since the beginning of fiscal 2015.

  • SOTHERNGRL

    No pain no gain
    *****************
    comes in sanging loud and off key as all hell :headphones: Dont blame Mr Charlie Mr Charlie is just a man and hhhhhhhhhhhhheeeesssssssssss doing the best he can. :nun: < really swaying with a drank in my hand.

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Ms Peaches says:

    @ Lurk- I just tried to pick up my pen with three fingers. Damn it I almost had it!
    ___________________________________

    :ashamed: Cause I been trying to do 3 finger shyt since the interview and it just ain’t happening. :no:

    She been doing that shyt for a while so she the #RealMVP :trophy:
    __________________________________

    Lurk :phew: what time you get off bruh? I bet your co-workers wont mind if you leave early (and take Peaches w/you... she might be one of yall anyway...) :ghost:

  • Unshakable

    @Kama,

    I would pass out if I couldn't look down to say hi to my hello kitty.

    I wonder whet fluffy peepa do who haven't seen they "gift" in ages? Maybe they keep an etch n sketch nearby to draw visuals of whet it used to look like? :think:

  • kamadiva

    @UnShake - nah...she prolly a pro...it's our crazy behinds trying to get like her! LOL

  • SOTHERNGRL

    Sir Charles!
    **********
    :heart: :headphones: If you dont want me just let me be

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjT_YqmNas Long Time Lurker

    I'm out!! Yall have a good evening.

    :peace: <<< Shyt I can do with 3 fangas!

  • kamadiva

    @UnShake - I would pass out if I couldn’t look down to say hi to my hello kitty.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    me too..... me and my girl have a bond! I would be lost! Which is why I am working out this lil gut I got now! I can look down and see her, but have to suck in some! That ain't the bidness....!

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    and did she have a missing tooth :huh: you can tell she Mama dee daughter too … pretty young lady :yes:
    ___________________________________

    what. kinda. fuggin. compliment. is. dis?! :crying1: :ghost:

  • kamadiva

    I out too, good people! font wit yall tomorrow...or later tonight if LilDiva gets in bed on time and I don't have to read 5 books and sing 12 songs!

  • SummerBaby

    and did she have a missing tooth :huh: you can tell she Mama dee daughter too … pretty young lady :yes:
    ___________________________________
    what. kinda. fuggin. compliment. is. dis?! :crying1: :ghost:
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    :rofl: :rofl:

  • bama_n_jersey

    :peace: gotta go to the Chiropractor for my standing appointment

  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMzDWwIj7Y Nancy Drew Ain’t Studdin’ You :yawn:

    Seaux a rodent lives up in tgat part of Jazzy Pha?
    _______________________

    :no: you posed that like you asking about part of a town and its population :no: you've done enough today :nono: please take your fanga challenges and geaux! :ghost:

  • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

    @Kama,
    I would pass out if I couldn’t look down to say hi to my hello kitty.
    I wonder whet fluffy peepa do who haven’t seen they “gift” in ages? Maybe they keep an etch n sketch nearby to draw visuals of whet it used to look like? :think:
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    Guess thats why they made mirrors & selfie sticks. :ashamed:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    3 pronged paw

    :dead: :casket: :ghost:

  • http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

    Jazzy was PISSED! He thought he was about to kee kee it up with some bout its and learn all the new big girl dance moves
    _____________
    I need to read this over some Henn :rofl: I know you've cut up already :crying:

    :peace: yall

  • http://twitter.com/afineparadigm afineparadigm

    Jidenna is awesome... Janelle is too!