This is a different kind of Morning Wood. Today's MW features rap artist The Game who finds himself in the awkward position of defending his manhood on social media.
Like most egotistical rappers, The Game spends an inordinate amount of time posting shirtless Selfies on social media. His mindless fans flood his mentions with the praise and adulation that men like The Game require to boost their fragile egos.
It is well-known in certain circles that The Game comes up short - and I don't mean in stature. Women who have seen his nether regions say they are not impressed.
Maybe The Game is in denial about his shortcomings, and maybe that's why he posted a bathroom Selfie in his briefs?
Whatever the case may be, posting his minuscule package on social media backfired in the worst way.
In a desperate bid to salvage his public image, The Game hit back in response to all the mean comments left under his photo.
In a long, rambling essay on his Instagram page, The Game called out his fans and let them know how he really feels about them.
I'm embarrassed for him…