Morning Wood

Loyal reader Korlyn writes:

Auntieeeeeeeee,

You have to feature this sexy ass Q Dog Rumando Kelley as morning wood. He is the guy in the Zest commercial. He’s friends with my roommate and I have the biggest crush on him. He is single and fine as hell. He is a big model in NY. His IG is @rumando_ if you want to drool.

Korlyn

Morning Wood

Morning Wood

Morning Wood

Morning Wood

Morning Wood


  • Dee

    Finally! Yum!

  • No Flex Zone

    Very handsome…I’ll pass on those man panty pics though…Thanks but no thanks!

  • aRoth

    His tighty whitey’s are baggy.
    Define: roommate, (male or female?) either way, they fuggin’.

    Oh but he’s very handsome.

  • Buttercup

    *squints* Where’s the wood?

  • Buttercup

    LMBO.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    I want more of the Que dawgs to come stompin out the closet. There’s one that I would bang the hell out of in public, on purpose. DJ7Tre. That is a sexy ass guy imo.

  • MzApple
  • Str8tUpMenace

    *dead*

  • scentsychick30

    Nice the undie pic not so much,

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    I’m convinced now when blogs post morning wood models, the ‘wood’ just mean they’re men. I’m used to it now.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    Where Queen aka KeyKey at..HE GOT A BUSH for YOU!

  • Wellbalancedlibra

    He’s handsome. Not sure if he’s straight.

  • I want to be free

    He is very easy on the eyes.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    He is classically handsome and has a nice smile.

  • MookieFly

    Mmhmm I bet he uses Zest everyday too. Him and that roommate be getting all squeaky clean…be in the shower for hours using up all the hot water playing hide the bottle. I will say he does have a nice body and the face scuffle is nice. I bet it tickles on sensitive surfaces

  • No Flex Zone

    He’s probably not sure either!

  • iWasteTime

    Sandra!
    Owww!
    I want a gif Of Sheila looking up at Troy on that ladder!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    My gaydar is too strong to be turned on by him so Ill pass.. he cute though..

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    Now….I said NATHAN about attraction….Ma’aM…LMAO

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Shat …. This is what I’m talking bout

  • aRoth

    ….and you know what? I’m not turned off by it. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a bush, but his looks soft. #doable

  • Letmecommentbeforeicant

    He’s fine…but boxer briefs are wayyy sexier than manties

  • aRoth

    “Pointemout”, huh? LOL YOU ain’t playin’. LOL

  • OpinionHated

    Male models all look gay to me… please send wood of construction workers (not fat white ones) they’re hot…..

  • Buttercup

    I don’t like a cleanly shaven man. I don’t even like shaven chests. Stubble sucks!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    He’s a good looking guy. Didn’t need to see his bush but he’s handsome.

  • NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

    *takes a quick peek* @prynsexxx:disqus is right. It looks soft..cotton not wool. I like it. lol *poof*

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I’m over here taking this assessment and I swear my ADHD done kicked in

  • OpinionHated

    ZEST – hahahahahah not even old spice but Zest

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I find it sexy

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Well arighty then. Quite lovely if I do say so myself. Although I didn’t need to see his pubes, it’s refreshing to see a beaulafah man that ain’t so vain that he manscapes. An occasional hair in the teefus ain’t never hurt nobody.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I haven’t seen a zest commercial since the 90s. Let me look up this commercial.

  • aRoth

    I don’t mind it either way. But THIS bush, is fairly ok to me. Now some ole taco meat hair that LOOKS like it smells of infection and a cracked tooth……no thanks.

  • Buttercup

    LMBO. I can’t do taco meat either.

  • Buttercup

    I’m probably in the minority, but I’m not into a super-cut guy either. I need a lil cushion.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    YAAAAAAAAAAS. lmao. Do not get me started.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    He has a forest down there lol .

  • aRoth

    Be my guest. LOL

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Yassssss bring back the earthly men

  • iWasteTime

    One of y’all go get Meek. He hurt on IG,
    Out her contradicting himself and telling on people and chit.
    I wonder if Ross feel some kind of way now ..

    Sandra,
    Pat Houston out here asking for donations to her foundation in Bobbi Kris name? is this true?

  • http://www.southernbellepublishing.com countrygal

    I’m torn. He fine but something in my spirit is off

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Lol!

  • Poochie

    I don’t think so

  • WHITTYwithWORDS
  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    He’s cute

  • Queen B

    Yes!! Finally a guy that doesnt look suspect lol…i typically dont date dark skin guys but he’s a winner!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    That nice skin

  • CaliYoruba

    Bring em out Bring em out

  • Queen B

    Wht kind of assessment?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile for a part time job with the Hilton …. just finished it

  • CaliYoruba

    WHAT?! You’re missing out ma’am!

  • Sexy CJ

    Hey Mr. Kelley………………………..

  • Queen B

    Lol missing out on what? The dark skin men?

  • Queen B

    Lol oh ok the assessment where they ask u da same damn question in 10 diff ways lol good luck to u!!

  • Blue

    lol. You’re wild LC

  • CaliYoruba

    Yes ma’am. I’m respectfully asking Why dont you date Black Men?

  • Jusstlookn2

    Morning morning…chases you down the street. A lil cushion, huh? everybody got what they like…

  • Queen Negus

    I do!! I love dark skinned men!! I dont date light skinned men!!!
    Before yall say I am dont like yellow men, I have a son, brothers and uncles who are light!!!
    This man is on Fleek!! Whats his number?

  • Its Me

    One of y’all go get Meek. He hurt on IG
    ^^^^^
    Hurt people hurt people.

    Its okay Bobby.

  • Jusstlookn2

    Hey Now…wipes brow. Finally a Morning wood that nice looking, years later.

    And he has pube hair…I find it strange when men get their “Johnson” waxed. IMO

  • Its Me

    I spy perhaps some BBD. I cant tell. But I think he on the BBD team.

  • aRoth

    I do. TUH! I love’em all! ~kmichelle

  • aRoth

    *5 billion LIKES/UPVOTES* my baby deddy is yella cornmeal…..but my #current? OIL SLICK! So black, the whites of his eyes is brown. So black, they don’t even make’em no mo’. LOL :tea:

  • I want to be free

    QTNA…lol

  • aRoth

    LOL Yo spirit tho’? LMAOOOO

  • Queen B

    There’s no particular reason my most significant relationships have been with light/caramel men

  • Rayne

    I like how his dralls all wet..with that black thing sitting pretty..fans self.

  • Joi Calloway

    Wow! This is Christopher Carter. I have always thought he was so sexy. We are friends on FB, I thought he lived in Chicago. I love this post and it’s the best Morning Wood I have seen on Sandra Rose. Gorgeous, chocolate skin, nice lips, and a definte beautiful body!

  • GTFOHWTBS

    looks suspect

  • Jusstlookn2

    Yo son, no issues, but what pond Does Mr. Kelly dip in? How you doin?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ????Yassss??I’d luv to pick the buck shots out of his pubic space 1 by 1?????????? and that exotic name Rrrrrrrumando?? Rrrruffles have Rrrrrridges yasssss?? I can roll that R deddy?? follow me on discuss so we can Con va sate?????

  • Jusstlookn2

    ME <<<<>>>>>you.

    I did some searching…what they say say when you go looking….

  • I want to be free

    Ummm but the article up top says his name is Rumando Kelly. Perhaps he has a twin?

  • Jusstlookn2

    Get out here…Cracked tooth and infection.
    Dead

  • MissHarlem

    I don’t want me and a man making appointments at European wax center ?soft tame bush is manly.

  • Jusstlookn2

    @booga Wooga…It too early for you to be up, this explains it.

    ??????

  • Jusstlookn2

    Orange looks great on him.

  • Jusstlookn2

    Maybe he changed his name for modeling.

  • aRoth

    Like I could rub my nose in it and not sneeze. LOL #puffs

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Rrrrrrrrumando got me all the way up hunty?????? Yasssss??

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    LOL.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    DEAD.

  • Its Me

    So…possible room discounts when I come to ATL?

    Umm…why the hell you just aint SAY that Jenie? Jesus *mushes Jenie in the byke of her head*

    If you gotta for some reason RE-do the assessment…email it to me.

    #selfish…yet helpful.

  • Jusstlookn2

    Yassssssss Caliente

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I want him to sit on my face and scoot back and forth to the beat of an old Negroe spiritual????????????????

  • I want to be free

    That came across my mind too but I looked. He has a facebook page as Rumando Kelley. Lives in NY but from Detroit.

  • Jusstlookn2

    Yeah, I figured, I’m trying to do better. BIG GRIN

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    As would this pousey????????????

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I bet it’s tasty. I’d let him Drake on me any day???????

  • Sexy CJ

    LOL…………@ ” I like how his dralls all wet”..lol…..

  • Chellie141508

    Don’t you start..Lol…

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    Gross….lol…feels like mink.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Hey shuga?? You know I Lubs me a good tossed salad????? low in carbs but lingers on the palate????????

  • Jusstlookn2

    You are tew MURCH

  • Meme81

    IDK what he was going for in that shower pic, but the rest are hot.

  • Meme81

    I used that when I was in grade school. That and Joy for bubble bath, lmao.

  • http://suzar.com/BOTW/BOTW-ch1d-pages7-8.html Staci Elle

    He sessy.. I do prefer it when men are sexy and at least act like they’re not aware of it but hey, you cant have it all.

  • Laura Smith

    He is so fine that I am speechless.

  • DDNY

    that last pic is cool. Definitely hate that playin the shower pic. something is off tho….hmmmmm

  • DDNY

    I’M HOLLERING. SUMTHIN AINT RIGHT! SEND IT BACK

  • DDNY

    OH WEE! WAT-IS-THAT?

  • DDNY

    I just started giving brown men a chance. i think b/c opposites attract.

  • DDNY

    y u rollin ur Rrrrr’s
    u cray!

  • Imperfectly_perfect

    Ooowwweee! He could portray Carter Diamond!?. Finally a “morning wood” that doesn’t seem “suspect” to me…?

  • Guess Who

    Omega Psi Phi, huh? Roo! This brands are turrible though, lol.

  • Rolly

    I’d do him ????

  • My Thoughts

    Soooo damn fine! ??

  • tt

    S-E-X-Y

  • yadaca

    Yes! Mando! I grew up with him. Still know him. Not gay & very humble, educated man! Southwest Detroit standup!

  • http://www.southernbellepublishing.com countrygal

    For real tho. Always trust yo spirit

  • T3

    ????

  • Enoughsaid2020

    Damn!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Nahhhhh
    I was with it UNTIL he did his bikini shots :rofl:

  • Fendi

    He looks a bit light in the loafers. Are these guys considered “morning wood” because they make other men get erections, ’cause…

  • KB

    DAYYYUUMM! Yes, FINALLY!! ????????

    Very handsome. I hope bones don’t start falling “out the closet.”

    Please do not ever shave your beard off again.

  • Fendi

    It must be in the fireplace, because it sure isn’t in his undies. ?

  • KB

    ?? *dead* ?

  • suganspice68

    I get an Idris Elba vibe from him ,he is a hottie!

  • Disqus

    No

  • MsEducated

    Very handsome and yummy!

  • Guest who

    There is toooooo much hair in the nether region! He needs to groom that right away yuck?

  • QueenyBean

    I was all ohh, ahh, yaasss! Til I saw them man panties. Nonetheless

  • divainkpen

    Damn. Boy.

  • Renee Bee

    Pause.

  • Fendi

    His gigantic a$& would be doing the cooking dance. ?

  • Fendi

    Pausing is for men saying something “suspect” about other men. I’m a straight woman. I know that this man is not seeking a woman, but everyone’s gaydar doesn’t work properly. ?