Alicia Keys

Sexual harassment and unwanted sexual advances from men are annoying experiences shared by lesbians everywhere.

Singer Alicia Keys, who is rumored to be bisexual, says she solved the problem unwanted male attention by dressing like a butch lesbian.

In a new post on her blog, the mother-of-2 wrote that she hid her natural curves and ample assets under baggy clothing.

“I definitely started hiding when I got old enough to walk down my NY streets alone," she wrote candidly.

"I started to notice a drastic difference in how men would relate to me if I had on jeans, or if I had on a skirt, or if my hair was done pretty. I could tell the difference, I could feel the animal instinct in them and it scared me. I didn’t want to be talked to in that way, looked at in that way, whistled after, followed. And so I started hiding. I chose the baggy jeans and timbs, I chose the ponytail and hat, I chose no makeup, no bright color lipstick or pretty dresses. I chose to hide. Pieces at a time. Less trouble that way.”

Alicia Keys and T Boz

Alicia (pictured at age 19 with T-Boz) blamed her tomboy attire for the lesbian rumors that have plagued her her entire career.

“I remember feeling that same way when I first started to get recognized as an artist. I had the baggy/braided/tough NY tomboy thing mastered, that was who I was (or who I chose to be) and I felt good there. Then, because of the way I spoke or carried myself, people started calling me gay and hard and I wasn’t gay, but I was hard and although I felt comfortable there, it made me uncomfortable that people were judging me and so slowly I hid that side of myself. I put on dresses and didn’t braid my whole head up, so people could see more of the “real” me, even though at that point I’m sure I was more confused then ever of what the real me was.”

  • mzwhang90210

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  • harley_quinn2.0

    This pic up top though ????

  • BlancheD

    this is a real thing...I've done this for years...doesn't always work but it wards off a lot...

  • BlancheD

    Dub..Unshake...I got your messages...I'll hit you back tonight...been in training for my new position and been dead tired

  • Its Me

    You get my email fwd from our friend? She said she love us. I was gonna wait til tomorrow to check on her.

  • Its Me

    I just said this. Imma wait on you at the email doe lil hun.

    Glad I told you to take that job and Run Blanche RUN...?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I've done this before?? Adverse effect though. Dressing more masculine deters the sissies and attracts the Trade????

  • hotntot95

    My half brothers and sisters are biracial, (their mom is yt) I've never met a bunch of more fickled churren in my life..so I do believe u Mz Keys.

  • mzwhang90210

    ...

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ?????? I ?? fainting goats

  • BlancheD

    Chile but catch THIS... how about my last day...my boss announced she was leaving and had turned in her 30 day notice... I said yes LORDT thank you for confirmation that I made the right decision.

  • Its Me

    I knew they was fulla mess tho. I just felt it. They seemed shady a little

  • mzwhang90210

    Sooo..if you dress like something else..you won't be bothered?
    Does that mean that if I dress my doggy a certain way..other dogs won't try to hump her?

  • Handle your issues

    I had brothers that we're older than me so I never really had to worry about that. But I feel her. When you're a woman in the hood. You got to do what you got to do.....stay safe in them streets.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I doubt it. I once disguised a loin of pork as a sleeping infant in order to not entice a dieting @NancyDrew...She devoured it IRregardless?? maybe it's the animal instinct Alicia referenced...Or maybe she's just a fat ašs...idk??

  • mzwhang90210

    lmao..you...NOW!!!

  • product of 79

    Rapper T-boz???? You ok SR???

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???

    ??????I didn't see the nana doggie at first? Awwwwwwe. Sometimes gifs don't show on mobile...Sometimes a day later...Chile.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Oh...ok. I used to dress in baggy clothes too. It was called growing up in NY in the 90's. It lasted 2 years, 13-15.

  • mzwhang90210

    LOL IKR!

  • Sexy CJ

    ......................

  • Miany

    Alicia Keys BEEN boring me... her singles are ok but I have only attempted to listen to one album...it bored me and I aint been back since.... this story bout her dressing like a boy *yawns* boring

  • mzwhang90210

    Miany...missed your font!! I've been saving my sexy for ya...

  • Liz

    All I can think is where did his wee wee go? Did it get mistaken for a sausage and swallowed up? Does that then mean he is really a she now and this is porn?

  • Miany

    **arms WIIIDE open** back it up on meh!

  • Greg: Less hate, more love.

    I love this quote, very true.

  • Miany

    I am the only commenter who does not know how to post a gif lol

  • mzwhang90210
  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I missed her a little too, but I spoke and she ain't spoke back...So??

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    You do know she was the rapper in the group?

  • Miany

    Hey Bren *hug* I am sure it was NOT intentional... This damn disquss be confusing me and by the time I figure out whats going on....work pops into my cube before I can font

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ????

  • Miany

    Her auntie??/ Or was it left eye?

  • Cricket404

    I believe it. You know how black boys are about LSLH girls. A good friend of mine married Asian because the black boys freaked her out so much and that made her uncomfortable.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    The reason I found her story interesting is because I hid myself under baggy clothes for decades until the men stopped noticing me when I was in my early to mid-40s. You ladies who are desperate for male attention will never understand the mindset of not wanting to be bothered by men.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    It looks like he's tucking under that thong.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    If you're on a Mac, drag that Gif onto your desktop, then drag it into the comment box.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Oh, ohtay,,,Alls forgiven?????? Yeen the only one that can't post gifs, but you Iz wanna the Og members of the NiteCrewGangstas?? Whang could never top that?? I shoul do miss those days you was working the night shift, Me n yew against those scallywags Pumps n Jen...The good ol daze???

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Maybe it was both of them. All I know is T-Boz can't sing.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???

  • product of 79

    Lol um no thought Left Eye(RIP) was and T-boz was soprano and chili was the alto never heard T-boz "rap"anything mostly lead not rap though.

  • Liz

    ??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I think there's a difference with dressing like a tomboy and looking like a dude with a dude look on up top.

    ??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Umm ION think that's her. Not our Miany SchNope!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Unless this is a different one that was going crazy a few days ago ?

  • mzwhang90210

    That second pic tho...why does it look like T-Boz snatched Alicia out of a Sp-Ed class like "Quick...come take a pic w/me!" ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Backspin is showing out right now :party:

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey you...

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??Says she who walks that fine line?? No shade no shade no shade. You're def a woman, I've seen your vajeen?? Now whether it was uteral made or a gift from Kaiser...Those ball palming hands lead me to believe the latter??????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ?As long as it feels real ???

  • mzwhang90210

    Whatchu say bout Whang?

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    LMAO,IKR!!!!!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    That you're snooty. And not about that nitecrew street life?? Taint scared of you. 90210 zip code, chile please?? 90007??Try me??

    *edit??Late gif??? My favorite fire eater ever?? Her??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???True??????Same thing I say about my flesh light??

  • Afiya

    Did you play the boy role when you snatched up that woman's husband?

  • announcergirl

    It's called "Making myself unattractive because I've been sexually preyed upon and don't feel like I have enough power to fight off men." Been there and done that.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ????? I luv playing the boy role?????? The girl role too?? I'm what you would call-versatile?? but mostly girl??

    Cc @Lorenzo

  • mzwhang90210
  • mzwhang90210

    ...

  • MookieFly

    Does Alicia still play the boy role with Swizz? A little pegging here and there? A little gopher play ain't never hurt nobody

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    well honestly I do this daily at my job .... but on the weekend ... nother story.... it's annoying with thirsty men . when you trying to grind.. sometimes women want to handle business and keep it moving

  • Monday

    I was doing the same thing growing up.... I started to have curves early and had to stop playing bball with the other teens...AND EVEN WITH THE TOMBOYISH outfits, I was getting approach by men...

    It gets uncomfortable when all you want is to work out without being bothered. NOT ALL FEMALE WANTS THE ATTENTION.

  • Afiya

    Youh so versatile sugar!!!! :)

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??????Most beautiful sight I've seen today?? The gif, not you. Hi??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    A friend of mines use to do Alicia braids ... long story short I heard bout her hygiene ..... not just from her either

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile FUgg out of here .... Bloop !!!! Here is a refresher

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Werk Bîtch, Werrrrrrrk?????????? And that's all her hair haters??????????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    SR we need an NWA post :D

  • mzwhang90210

    I must admit..I've tried to "dress down" to discourage advances from the opposite sex. Sometimes it works..but sometimes....it can backfire.

    I remember the time I decided to dress "crazy." I had on only 1 shoe.

    Would you believe a homeless crazy guy approached me..wearing the other shoe? Talkin bout we were "sole mates."

    Sometimes you just can't win.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Do we? You know I'm Left coast til I die, and I'd luv to ride Ice Cube jr reverse cowgirl style, but I'm not here for it??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    FUGGG FOLKS 2015.... HEY BEWWWWWWW

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ?settle down then
    I'm here ?
    ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I'm scared ask WATT that even means
    Kona

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Okaaaaaay?? Fat bishes fall back?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Hey bew ... got my gifs nah

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Lol
    But I can't see any
    Hmmmm

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Bloop Bloop

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    deaddddddddddddddddddd

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    .............

  • mzwhang90210

    Ewww..lol.
    And hey bew.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    TBoz looking like the pic is a joke, like she was clowning Alicia right before and afterwards ???

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Is this a gif. All I see is dots lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Dammit I love you by the way .... let me rub dem balls for ya

  • LordeAmbler

    I agree men can be aggravating. Like women are pieces of meat or something. And it makes them so unattractive. The more global our country becomes the more thirsty these men are. Especially foreigners.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Hey gal what's up ... oh I be seeing ya

  • mzwhang90210
  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ... oh my

  • LordeAmbler

    That tenor voice can put it down

  • mzwhang90210
  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    It's a good one too??? The one that references the current state of your ankles and knees??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Oh not the balls? You know how I gits when you plays with my balls?

  • mzwhang90210

    Now you know Bren lost his balls in that unfortunate Craigs List hook up with that random yt dude.
    How insensitive of you....

  • mzwhang90210

    I've read that some overweight women deliberately overeat....especially if they were molested as kids. They make themselves fat in order not to attract the opposite sex. Sad.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Once upon time I was a fan of her music. One she got with Mr. Beaks her music became trash ?

  • mzwhang90210

    Wut wut... So I creep..yeahhhhhhhhh
    T-Boz!!! She did her thang on that song!!!

  • mzwhang90210

    Mr Beaks tho???

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Chase

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Does he not have beak schnoz? ???

  • mzwhang90210

    He does.
    But why did I hear a song parody in my head tho?
    This is Mr. Beaks...
    How ya doing Mr. Beaks...

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I can see gifs now!
    Jenny, I missed your birthday????
    :facepalm:
    I'm sorry Hun ????????

    Brenden, put that credit card on the line! And order us up a belated Jenny's bday dinner tonight ?

  • Its Me

    Ain't no baggy clothes that can hide this azz.?

    I can't tie no sweater over it or hide it pajamas~Jay-Z

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Chase

  • Its Me

    Pretty lady?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Woot woot
    Love it!!!?

  • Its Me

    AK smell like hot pussy mixed with Newports and Henny?

  • Its Me

    AK smell like hot puss mixed with Newports and Henny?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ?ummm you can try ???

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Everytime I hear that song I think of the lollipop guild...strangest thing ever???

  • shell

    A. Keys is from NYC we all dressed like boys in the early to mid 90's. it was a style. Bye Alicia.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    The same could be said for your shoulders????

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Berthday? Say wut now? Lemme texxxts pumpz??

  • Its Me

    It be looking like Marsha Warfield when she was on Night Court??. Like a security guard azz

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Ain't she fine?? Tiddys stay lookin maternal??

    Edit-Maternal=full...Of milk...But, full is what I'm talkin??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???????????????

  • Its Me

    I got dainty shoulders. Not linebackerish

  • mzwhang90210

    ...

  • Blue

    I mean, the first sentence in the write up had so much shade all it was missing was a sweet tea and a porch swing. Chill Aunty San. Chillll

  • SummerBaby

    That pic of AK in the glasses
    is looking like Keke Palmer's character in Akeelah & the Bee ?

  • mzwhang90210

    Now you know they don't accept Bren's JC Penny credit card at Red Lobster.
    Why you clownin?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Ummhmm and I got 8 inches, Caitlyn Jenner is a Whootie, and JustLookins hubby is Non fictional?? Yeen gotta lie Criag??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ????????Haterrrrr???

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey Blue!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ................ chile we didn't have dat problem last night ....

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    And you better werk it tooo bow bow like it ain't no tomorrow

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ............... Thank you so much bew ....... Love you ... just now seeing this ... had to refresh lol ..... but thank you so much <3

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Yeen shyt lmao .... I swear ... now where that come from ???

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    WATTTTTT How is Pumpkin? Tell I said hi and to keep her face in her books ??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Bawhahahahahhahahahhh log on from a PC CHILE BAWHAHAHAHAHAHH

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Bren thank I'm lying about my perky Czzzzz ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Bye Ashy ................................

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    bawahahahahahahahh rofl

  • Its Me

    Hehehe

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    <3

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Girl rofl lmao lolololol

  • Its Me

    They is real.

    They is awake. Aka perky

  • Its Me

    I ain't eem catch it?

    "Sexual harassment and unwanted sexual advances from men are annoying experiences shared by lesbians everywhere"

    ????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Snorts

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Now THIS was written by the Quane of ????
    Yeap

  • announcergirl

    That is absolutely true. If you are lucky, you'll realize that is what you're subconsciously doing and realize that you have more power than you've given yourself credit for. But it is a mindset and, therefore, takes effort to change.

  • Its Me

    You said her hygiene ain't up to par. I read that like that bish stank! ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Booty musk...... and tainted breathe ... that's what I heard .... from a very reliable source .... but that was years ago I'm sure she has matured ...... lol .

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    You comp posters make me sick???

  • mzwhang90210

    (shakey voice) You..you mean he was able to perform with you last night?
    Say it aint so...
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8424c855f3010636edf954c0952825739dfa068fe15d24e4a95fec972324bba6.jpg

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Lmao ??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Marsha Warfield? Nooooooooo???? a family friend btw?????

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I seent um. Yeen lyin. The pinkest areola's I've ever seen?? But uh, then again, affixed to the lightest sista I've ever seen??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Handing out demerits tonight for Dubb DTS and Bren that is all ..... management ........ oh and P has been damn fired... gotta keep da nightcrew organized round these parts ..... Sandra where ya at ????

  • Taylor

    I love this woman. Full of talent. Something you don't see anymore these days. AND she's smart.

  • mzwhang90210

    ...

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???? Damn Pumpz ain't even call me back?? It must be bomb? Who ever he is?? Got her whipped, and I taint Talm bout the hair product?? Although it's a great lubricant?? So it may very well be involved?????

  • mzwhang90210

    They ain't ready for my sexy tho JenEEEE...they ain't ready...

  • mzwhang90210

    #ignunt

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile she over there at da ICDC trying to get a certificate.... come calling me the other day talm bout some broad was trying to copy her paper .. I told shid ... hell ya'll all trying to get an A .... let her .... meanwhile I have Jeebus on da line

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I posted the wrong gif lmao .... doing da most

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    How you get fired on yo day off?!?! Meaning, you don't cheat off the chick who was a 22 year old high school senior????? Chile??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I can't see shat anyway. Takes gifs about 5min on mobile?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile .... she better give her da hex

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile ....... you must have a damn good battery ...... lawd

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ?????Won't he do it #TeamObamaFone ??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    True story

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile don't hurt em bloop

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile I love this gif ..... stolen lmao

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    This right here is everything ya hear

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    lmao dead ........

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Is that ya pooch awwwwwww

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Normally, I'd call b.s. on some of these celebrity 'I too was awkward' stories, but this one, I can relate to. I can clearly remember being a shy 17-y/o with a body that got me too much unwanted attention. the h.s. boys were constantly wanting to 'touch it' and the grown men always stared and asked me stuf like 'is your big sister home?' i mean, even the yt boys were making sly remarks. it wasn't flattering to me; it was like my derriere was an object that happened to have me, a person, attached to it. I was shy, insecure, introverted, and, I guess, somewhat 'delayed' in my boy craziness phase. I had serious crushes, but was horrified at the thought of actually being alone with a boy. id finally had enough of the attention, and on Christmas break, I started working on getting rid of that 'big ol butt' and years later still wore a girdle (gurla, s/o Unshake, LOL). mind you this was over 30 yrs ago, so, none of us big booty Judys knew back then that we could have put our arses on the instagram and God would have stepped in and got LeBron to change our lives forever just by "liking" our arses (and I'm talking natural arses - no pads, no injections, no cutlets). I can see now that what I attempted to do was sorta sad, but God bless the young girls of today who try to confirm their worth via social media. Bottom line (tee-hee) we are not our azz, LOL!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    "trade" ROFL!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    uh, we're still struggling with human nature, don't drag hot dogs into this!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    it's the latter, thank you very murch!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I'm so sleepy ....................and it literally just hit me ... going to bed .... Light weight as Bren would say..... Night Sandra ... night roses .... fugg you bully thorns .... bye !

  • mzwhang90210
  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    always great gifs/jpgs! :applause:

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Good night lover?? And if you ever need me baybae...Just- send-for-meeeee...I'm just a telfone call away....Send...For...meeeee???? Atlantic Starrrah. That likka kickin in??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    rofl chile lmao I just hollered

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Kaiser! ROFL!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    why this photo u posted just came up though rofl .... .... lawd

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    OMG! fugg you whang for making me laugh at this!!! :chase:

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Thanx for sharing??

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    crying...

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I've seen and heard this too. so sad. with all the progress we've made, women still have a long way to go.

  • mzwhang90210

    Time to upgrade boo boo...

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile yeen never lied ... beautiful ain't it

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Jenie, dats you?! You are lovely! (your IT guy not gone see this is he? ROFL!!!!) :hug:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    :nun:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    if you dont' gitcho.... :ghost:

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile he know da scoop lol ... had a discussion wit em ... and <3 <3

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Just deleted it ... forgot stalkers on here ... smh .... over here sipping chile ... had to delete that

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    well in her defense, yts beeeeen serious a long time about conserving water :tea:

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    ?????

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Happy belated birthday Jenny boo. Sorry I'm late. ?your way.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile ...

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you hush! not everybody wants to put their big booty on fleek like you (and Milan... sitting up there desecrating that hotel bedspread).

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Thank you bew.... and Bday shouts are never late .... Thank you so much <3

  • mzwhang90210

    Frfr.
    I just started looking as asexual as possible... Now all men do is ask me where the bathroom is. Bloop...

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f41bf6605e069efa1e78c353d7fee9bcb65c74304169f99fbe0b090dc16651d6.jpg

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    okay then, ROFL!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    long as he know... LOL!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???Noooooo, I was forreal?????? Just like when the walking alone in NY vid...Regardless of the intentions and ramifications...I looked at that and was like mannnn. Ridiculous??

  • lil goodie

    What if your on a phone?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    he was tooted chile! (and I don't think 'Renzo was impressed, to his credit) mmm-hmmm....

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Jermaine's people hired me to shoot his birthday party at a museum, and Alicia Keys was signed to his record label at the time. She sat alone on a sofa the whole night. I only noticed her because I thought she was fam (stud lesbian). I ended up taking 2 pictures of her that night. The one above and a group shot with her, JD, Lil Bow Wow, T-Boz, New Edition, Ma$e, and some others. I shake my head when I look at the hundreds of photos I took that night of people whose careers went nowhere (except for Elton John), and I only took 2 pictures of Alicia. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a5f6182adf7601cc7d6bd7651b790edefe1d56085936c9c74c4b8a2232152d5.gif

  • lil goodie

    Heyyy...(Just wanted yo join in)lol

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    This is me. Every chick I date (or consider dating) gets the "cover yourself up" lecture from me.

  • MsEducated

    YAWN...............next.........chile pls

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    He has nice assets, can't deny that??Some just aren't happy being a wealthy White mans shuga baby?????? them damn Kardashians got everybody chasing that fame?? Oh, and that loin of pork joke down yonder??Chile, somebody musta hacked into my account??

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Fugg NWA. I peeped all that money they spent on ads on white blogs.

  • Petty_boots

    Sandra, you have lived ?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I'll never forget that time I was with my stripper friend at the club when Ice Cube rolled up in a limo and told her to get in. She called me from his hotel room the next morning, telling me how she could rob him blind because his Rolex and wallet were sitting in plain sight on the nightstand. I talked her out of it. Told her I didn't have any bail money. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/68bc52b2a4f54f3dc0d4dea29ec0c12c203c19b65d4d18beb2fbbd13d0be6a55.gif

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Alicia was a total unknown at the time. She was signed to JD"s So So Def records. I don't even think she released an album on So So Def.

  • Petty_boots

    Especially with trannies in the mix ?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose
  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Good night, hun.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Damn???????? did she say how the stick was?? I had a friend that did Cube too...Said he had more a?s than her?? She was bitter though...Said it whilst crying about him not calling her back? She was paging him 911???Lonnnng time ago??

  • iWasteTime

    Have any of you seen ole boy auditioning for the Heat Dance Squad? 34 seconds of slay. . .

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Uh, is T-boz giving :San smile: up there? :ghost:

  • iWasteTime

    sang the last line... india arie
    thanks for the testimony, brave..

  • Beta

    .....

  • Beta

    Ugh why don't my gifs work ?

  • mzwhang90210

    You couldn't have known tho Auntie. If she was sittin there lookin like Dora The Explorer...Ida taken pics of everybody else too.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    chile, boo. it's all good. you aint got to lie though Craig! (aint nobody hacking no jitterbugs)

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Hi Beta! :hug:

  • mzwhang90210
  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    sure didn't... go to bed! :hug:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    nite all... you too Bren :rolleyes: don't forget to plug your jitterbug up to the generator. :tea:

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ????

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ? Bye Ashy?? Give the Mista a kiss for me. a below the belt kiss?? remind him of what made him wife you?? what I taught you??

    Cc @Lorenzo

  • mzwhang90210

    You know you was my first crush in this heah "Garrrr-ten."
    *said like those ushers in church who over pronounce certain words.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c9ede6600fb398e51c501338c8c890e47166a91936c380738657df4f86ca5897.jpg

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Lawd, why do I loves you? Rofl! :hug:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Aww, that was then... I'm'a tough old bird now! :hug:

  • mzwhang90210

    I'z gettin kinda tired of you flirtin in my face!!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    BOL

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    WERRRRKT

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Oh boi!

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Random....grown womenz cannot live together it don't work [roommate situation gone to hell]

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Hey Sugar! Hugs to you and the Lil Blanches!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Prayers...

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Thanks sugar!!!

  • Blue

    Mzwhang!!!! Wassup ma'am?

  • Blue

    Hahahaha

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Preach ??

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Yep, don't let it escalate if you can help it. I obviously don't know your roommate, but folks these days can be so unpredictable at times... try not to go to bed angry with each other (you need a good night's rest AND you don't want her tipping into your room 'readjusting' your pillow while you're asleep) :kona:

  • mzwhang90210

    Nada. Good to read your font. I'm still humpin random trees. You know how I do....

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/991cec34485cb3d7b3c03c0854ff2c36884d20cb2258bc79c3afa20efaf90977.gif

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    FLESH LIGHT ?????????????????

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    She look like she trollin a lil bit...funny I was thinking the same thing like she got a look on her face like either she smoked some what was it indo back then...or was like "teeheehee aye pose wit the homey tho real quick I promise ain't nobody gone see it."

  • Gina Waters

    Exactly.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    No ma'am. Don't do Dora like that. ?

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey Beta!!! LTNS

  • mzwhang90210
  • Lenina Just Lenina

    ???

  • mzwhang90210

    Don't want attention from males? Just scratch around your public area...then smell ya fangas..then flick it on the floor & step on it.
    Problem solved.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Any caskets on preorder round these parts? No? My life. My life has ended in one single comment. Thanks Whang. ???

  • mzwhang90210

    ...

  • mzwhang90210

    "I obviously don't know your roommate,"

    keyword..she (Nancy) IS the said roommate..

    RUN Lenina...RUN!!!

    Nancy's reading your comments now like... I can hear that heffa in the shower..when she does finally emerge..its lights out for her!!!"

  • Jusstlookn2

    Umm Mz Wang don't be getting friendly wit unknowns..next she want you to be her"roommate" slick. ..N

    Good luck roommates are a bear, even the one you married too
    Me and hm sharing g this single bed..is a biatch

  • Jusstlookn2

    Nite whig. Muawh

  • Jusstlookn2

    How time flys. Kona

  • Jusstlookn2

    Tough and Bird
    ..aka old hen

    Hugs
    .
    Booty Judy

  • Queen Negus
  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Awwww chitttt! I know that's right SR!
    Agreed!
    Unless'n you put some money in my pocket, everything you do, gone fail (Celie voice) ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Lmao!

  • Chellie141508

    Jennie you on a roll ...

  • Its Me

    They are always on sale at Walmart. #helpful.

    The Lady de Guadalupe is the most popular

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! :rolleyes: Le-Le thought I went to bed early.... :facepalm:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    *pecks at your keyboard* watch dem fangas! :chase:

  • Capri

    I used to do the same thing. Its a phase I got over it and embraced myself and not let men have that power over me.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    GM,lady!!!!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    GM ROSES!!!!called myself trying to really work for a living yesterday

  • Smartypants

    GM everyone. I'm in here early to say that Bey is on thee September issue of Vogue!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    LMAO !!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    *ignores you and runs back inside the arcade to play Pac-man*

  • Just Keya

    Good Morning Yall

  • MS PEACHES

    I would say something smart like she should have shown them her ankles, but god don't like ugly. I have to wear necklaces doubled around my ankles now. So I will give her a pass.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    LMAO!have no fear.I love strappy and stap up heels....but my po' ankles and legs tell me GIRL BYE every time I try.so I'll laff standing behind you:))))))

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    This is so true lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Morning

  • iWasteTime

    Morning Roses.
    Today is our team building. I'll be in here though, talking about these crazy yts.

  • iWasteTime

    Morning

  • iWasteTime

    Chile!! Making history and chit.
    Mornting

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Gm,mz.time!!!!

  • SummerBaby

    New post

  • 1/8

    So, is she going to transition, too? Is she a man trapped in a woman's body?

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    It doesn't always work in fact they try the most at what you think is your worst day lol.

  • Chellie141508

    I see you had no chill last night huh! No one to reel you in..tsk tsk..hahaha..love your commentary always

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I keep going until you tell me to chill Chellie, you wasn't here to pull me back??? These heffas be incouraging me, knowing I was lit? Everybody says
    That I got to be a fewl
    I got to be crayzay
    For loving yeeeeew
    You got to feel the need in meeeee???? sing Anita SING!!!! Ya got to feel the need in meeeeee

  • <3 LoveDreamLive <3

    hahahahahah...thank you, I needed that laugh :)

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    I do the same thing except reversed. I'm a tomboy but I have to dress like a girl to not be mistaken as lesbian and to get attention from men. Not to mention my age. People seem to expect you to grow our of being a tomboy but I never have. I still love and wear Tims and sneakers. But I don't wear warm ups everyday like I'd prefer.

  • Petty_boots

    Morning Payne. Lol you're early as heck, I just woke up about an hour ago.

  • BKLYNS MAMA

    mmmmmk, I will say um NOPE not believable.

  • Sleepy One

    WHO ASKED FOR THIS THOUGH?

  • SPECTATORSPORT2015

    No offense but Many women did that. TBoz, Aaliyah, Xscape,Total. That was the style around that time. Alicia can you put out some good music?

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    fat Poprah said the same thing....said she gained weight to stop men from wanting her.....CHILD PLEASE...

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    ARE YOU GAY? (serious question)

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    at least she didn't call her a background dancer

  • product of 79

    LOL exactly, I peeped her shade, SR is silly lol

  • Tippie Toes

    FULL OF CHIT! CHILE PLS GONE SOMEWHERE!

  • Dollface

    She's lying, because if anyone goes into Aunt Sandy's old photographer albums... you will see a pic of Alicia before she became famous. She has terrible acne and wore big bifocals. Nobody was checking for her. This is just an excuse to steal Janelle Monae's swag since Janelle is constantly evolving that she left this swag behind a couple of years ago.

  • Dollface

    She's lying, because if anyone goes into Aunt Sandy's old photographer albums... you will see a pic of Alicia before she became famous. She has terrible acne and wore big bifocals. Nobody was checking for her. This is just an excuse to steal Janelle Monae's swag since Janelle is constantly evolving that she left this swag behind a couple of years ago.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Naw, you liked dressing up like a dude because you're half butch.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Naw, you liked dressing up like a dude because you're half butch.

  • Meme81

    I find that when I think I look a hot mess, that's when dude's wanna holla and vice versa. I don't understand men.

  • Meme81

    I wish I could say I don't know what you're talkin' about, but I've seen some LSLH hysteria in the club...I've never seen dudes be that thirsty and colorstruck IN MY LIFE!

  • Sincerity7

    *yawn* Try dressing like a singer and ward off those wack ass songs.

  • Blue

    Hahahaha! Yo. Humpin it something serious too. Love it Mzwhang

  • Liah

    She's bisexual ....I aint trying to hear it....>>>No one really cares though!!!

  • Liah

    LMAO!!!!

  • Liah

    rIGHT!!!!

  • Liah

    RIGHT!!!

  • Brandifromdablock

    Awwww I Feel you Alicia. Ppl and ESP men don't realize all women do Not care to be hound out all the dang on time....but to other ppl that ain't normal or its gay...whatever. To me it represents a woman that has a quiet confidence and has self respect and demands it first above all. Go LiLi.

  • Chanel London
  • LordeAmbler

    Are you a hoe.

  • mocha brown

    Yeah them NY women be harrrrddddd in everyway.. Looks, talk, attitude.

  • Genia W-m

    One year the pap got a pic of her intimately embracing a woman on vacation.

  • Yael

    I thought she was experimenting with women, no shade.

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    NOT NO MO'

  • LordeAmbler

    Funny I can still smell dik on your breaf.

  • LordeAmbler

    Funny I still smell dik on your breaf

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    that'd be my husband's..... *burp*

  • Taniha Thomas

    I still do it. When I run around with my kids, or even by myself, I just do not need that uneccessary attention. Lol....I thought I was the only one.

  • Taniha Thomas

    ????

  • LordeAmbler

    So why you check on if another Btch gay. Yall married gay people kill me.

  • mzwhang90210

    LOL. Is the the original Blue? The dude that almost dry humped his cousin at the family reunion before he found out who she was? Or are you new?

  • Blue

    New! Wow. Old blue sounded interesting though.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    True. Lol.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    My friend said the same thing! She called me days later crying about him not calling her back. I told her she should know she was just a convenient cum repository, and that he had multiple cum repositories in every area code. I bet he didn't even use a condom with her.

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    i was asking for an assessment of her statement. comparison and familiarity of the situations....

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    married gay people....lol....OK.

  • LordeAmbler

    No you was checking to see if she was down with your gay ass. You and your faggot husband. Married gay people are the worse.

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv
  • mzwhang90210

    Ohh..so you're new?!
    Lemme take my passionate "I missed you" kiss back then.
    You're a skrang-jah. You might have cooties.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5b011e4f5ebc174637783551a51afa982b87f2f72babad2949f65769af6f4ae.gif

  • mzwhang90210

    Ohh..so you're new?!
    Lemme take my passionate "I missed you" kiss back then.
    You're a skrang-jah. You might have cooties.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5b011e4f5ebc174637783551a51afa982b87f2f72babad2949f65769af6f4ae.gif

  • mzwhang90210

    Ohh..so you're new?!
    Lemme take my passionate "I missed you" kiss back then.
    You're a skrang-jah. You might have cooties.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5b011e4f5ebc174637783551a51afa982b87f2f72babad2949f65769af6f4ae.gif

  • chappedlippz

    Yeah yeah yeah, you used to eat the cooch. Stop lying.

  • slim3542

    I'm not gay or bisexual, but I do get hit on alot so I love wearing my work clothes everyday...khakis, tshirt and Timbs, which hides most of my shape. I still get hit on, but not as much in fitted clothes.

  • Blue

    Too late! Our tongues touched! haha

  • mzwhang90210
  • Blue

    Hahahahahahaha