2015 BET Awards Arrivals

As you know, most celebrities are narcissists who will do anything for the attention they crave. Celebrities are like 5-year-olds who never grew up. They’re good as long as you’re lavishing them with praise and telling them how talented and pretty they are. But the moment you give your attention to another kid in the room, they start pouting, sulking and may even throw a tantrum or 2.

Take rapper Nicki Minaj for instance. She has the unfortunate timing to be in a relationship with hip hop’s biggest loser: rapper Meek Mill.

Even though he has the #1 rap album, Meek is hated by just about everyone on the planet. Professional ball teams hate him; even President Obama tossed his CD out the limousine window and told his driver to play Drake‘s CD.

At this point, Nicki will do or say anything to distract your attention away from the biggest loser (Meek Mill) and back onto her.

She will even lie about being pregnant. Nicki shocked her fans during a concert in Burgettstown, Pennsylvania, over the weekend when she introduced Meek as “my baby father.”

Nicki, 32, and Meek, 28, began dating a few months ago, after he sprinted out of a federal prison and into her arms. Prior to dating Meek — who already has 2 children with other groupies — Nicki dated wannabe rapper Safaree Samuels.

If she really is pregnant, I pity the kid.